I love how he’s rude in the first part then as he’s explaining the procedure he gets somewhat friendly. It’s kinda adorable because it shows he cares about his job that he forgets to be rude
Fred actually explains this in a Q&A explaining how he found this video idea. He had an idea that if a rude person showed small acts of kindness, it would enhance the tingles and experience more in that moment
I like how in his roleplays, he does your typical asmr things like tapping etc, but he does it in a way that makes it seem completely natural. Really helps it feel more immersive.
Oh jeez man, this is incredible. You have one of those abilities to sounds like an absolute expert, in whatever it is you're pretending to be. Top stuff!
TIMESTAMPS!! 0:00 whispered intro, fred on the phone 2:20 red whispers to you 6:50 showing equipment 9:14 brushing the beard 10:15 using the beard trimmer 12:44 spray bottle and towel 13:05 big floofy hot towel 15:22 shaving cream 20:54 using the straight razor 25:56 cleaning up face with towel and spray bottle 26:33 getting some missed spots, cleaning with towel again 28:10 big floofy hot towel again 30:15 applying some cream 31:30 whispered outro
Legendary Warrior I’m English and I smacked my sister in the face with a long rusty metal stick. But that’s offensive, really offensive! You should really think straight ._.
But what if your bald it would go like this "Hey guys whats up thor gave me a haircut yesterday!" Classmates "How so? Your bald..." You "Yeah... But it was a virtual haircut!" *whole class goes silent...*
That makes bo sense the barber is a upper class and acts like he is better than evryone thats lower them gordan Ramsay is a chef there is nothing in comparison
And till all this years this man still interested me in rewatching this video it’s been years yet enjoy he’s voice that accent and he actually looks like Thor bruh that’s crazy.
I love the fact that he looks up, looks down at his watch that doesn’t exist and then looks more confused than me who’s tryna figure out what time he thought it was
rude english gentleman is by far my favorite kind of asmr you do. cant find anything like it anywhere and you always have a very charming way of being rude haha. Love it and keep up the solid work my friend
I always feel like Rude Fred takes forever to do each task in the hopes that maybe you'll get bored and leave so he won't have to deal with you anymore. 😂
@@modernviking721 Actually, American Mafia top decades were 20s 30s 50s 60s, after the 60s most of the italo-american mafia clans disappeared or "retired". This happened because of the great Purge conducted by the Italian Secret Service. Action done to eliminate this old families and clan, in order to let in more maneuvrable mannequins like nowadays italian bosses like the Camorra(Organized Crime of Naples / Campania Region), N'Drangheta (Organized Crime of Taranto/ Calabria Region) and Mafia's ones (Organized Crime of Palermo / Sicily Region). The Real Italian Mafia was strong during 1860s after the collapse of the Naples Reign (Most of Mafia's Members were Old Noble Families loyal to the Bourbons of Naples and not to the Savoias of Turin (Kings of the Re-United Italy)). Mafia nearly got destroyed during the 2 decades of Fascims, but got completely restored during the 50s/60s where ChristianDemocrats went to power. During 70s-80s in Italy there were the Black Brigates (Neo Fascist Terrorists supported by USA) and Red Brigates (Communist Terrorist supported by USSR and the Italian Communist Party). While the Black Brigates did 2 bombings with serveral casulaties for few years, Red Btigates went on a killing spree of hundreds if not thousands of people for nearly 3 decades(Including the famous Politician Aldo Moro).
User Name it has become a norm for people calling him Thor now, he even made an asmr video roleplaying as Thor. The comment section of that video is so blissful.
48% of the comments are about or related to Thor. 48% of the comments are about Shrek. 3 % of the comments are about how good the video is. And 1% of the comments are lists about the comments.
DISCLAIMER: This challenge will work for any of Fred's videos New drinking game While watching this video, scroll through the comments Every time you see a comment that has "Thor" in it and it's referring to Fred, then take a shot You will be drunk within 25 comments
I dont know why I always take these so seriously lmao. "I dont exactly know what class you are." Me: God class bruv. You: "Probably below the lowest class." Me:"I will remember this betrayal"
Fred is so talented he can pull off so many different characters and accents. My personal fav is the joker role plays. Them vids were 1 of his best hitting over 1 mil views😔🙏❤️
Considering I’m a woman with what is apparently some “major scruff”, I should probably be more anxious about my appearance! Thank you for my first ever beard shave. If in later life I become one of those old ladies with a beard, I know who to go to!
Was he talking to Lord Farquad in the beginning? From Shrek?
Farquaad*
Fuckwadd**
I'm not sure. Names like his are in, short supply these days
Ba dum tsss
FredsVoice ASMR The one thing about that pun that is upsetting is that I can’t subscribe twice for it
Best barber in all of Asgard
Best comment
@@manfredm5298 in all of Asgard
@@corvus3835 the best reply.
@@jugl384 in all of Asgard
this is the most slept on comment, easily the best by far 😂
Thor on a phone call with Lord Faarquad... Forget infinity war this is the crossover that I've been waiting for
King of the Dragons PFFFT THIS IS AVENGERS 4
Blue Sweater Shrek and Donkey VS Thanos. MAKE IT HAPPEN DISNEY
I 100% agree with you
Get out me Spaceship
I’M SCREECHING
I love how he’s rude in the first part then as he’s explaining the procedure he gets somewhat friendly. It’s kinda adorable because it shows he cares about his job that he forgets to be rude
Fred actually explains this in a Q&A explaining how he found this video idea. He had an idea that if a rude person showed small acts of kindness, it would enhance the tingles and experience more in that moment
Dude everyone is like “Oh you look like Thor” this dude SOUNDS exactly like Thor.
Brooke Ernst exactly
BICH HE IS THOR
FROM THE 70s
OR 1700s
IDK
Yay, nice to see Thor recovering from Infinity War
Boi wot booii wot
My beard don't feel so had after this shave
Lol
OH SHIT HE JUST LOOKS LIKE HIM
Boi wot CREHWHWHWHWJ AHHAAHHAAHAHAHA I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
“this is an upperclass establishment” *suspenders are twisted*
Thar bothered me so much
It's a *rude* upperclass establishment so I guess it's okay
Lmaaaaooo
That's the plot twist....
So true!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how in his roleplays, he does your typical asmr things like tapping etc, but he does it in a way that makes it seem completely natural. Really helps it feel more immersive.
Yo like half the universe got wiped out and my boi Thor has a barber side job
I'm weakkkk😂
cod123 bo dam. Right
cod123 bo Ikr he living!!
Anyone notice kakashi
cod123 bo your comment just made my day
0:39 don’t mind me just checking the time in my rollex
😂
that apparently is invisible
@@danielspanel7150 It's the new advanced model, much more sleek and refined!
Hahahahaha
You definitely are too poor for a proper 'Rolex'
Oh jeez man, this is incredible. You have one of those abilities to sounds like an absolute expert, in whatever it is you're pretending to be. Top stuff!
Articulate Design ASMR Great to see you here Matt! Yes I agree, he is very good at what he does for sure!!
Why do you remind me of Morty from Rick and Morty
The Ragingcoffey wow really?
The Ragingcoffey we know...its called a role play....duh lol
He actually watched a video that described how to do a professional shave.
0:36
Thor: Looks at me, then his watch.
Thor: Realizes that he doesn't have a watch.
Me: *Outstanding move*
2:13 presses 6 buttons to end the call, btw
Very original.
😂😂🤣
Ninja 2006 oh shush your bush
@@ayooo_bumper Nigga tf was that
TIMESTAMPS!!
0:00 whispered intro, fred on the phone
2:20 red whispers to you
6:50 showing equipment
9:14 brushing the beard
10:15 using the beard trimmer
12:44 spray bottle and towel
13:05 big floofy hot towel
15:22 shaving cream
20:54 using the straight razor
25:56 cleaning up face with towel and spray bottle
26:33 getting some missed spots, cleaning with towel again
28:10 big floofy hot towel again
30:15 applying some cream
31:30 whispered outro
karis lee Thank you, good friend.
May god bless u
Who's red?
@@JoelitoStrikerpokemon trainer
" I don't have anyone in here of importance at the moment. "
me: *sweats*
glubfrost AHAAHAHHAHAHAH I SAW YOU IN THE OTHER ASMR VIDEO
That destroyed my self esteem lmao
HAHAHAH GOODBYE MY SELFESTEEM
*cries*
*Glub Glub Glub*
Lord Farquaad exists in the Marvel universe now
Is the new movie teaser...
A crossover
Top ten anime crossovers
The most ambitious crossover event in history
E-finity war
What mark did u hit cuz u mentioned both
0:37 that’s one fine watch
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jev BG damn where do i order one
@@HamoTheUltimate Ebay
That’s the new S99 series right?
@Twilightz BG the picture shows nothing, am I looking at the right one?
Thor......god of thunder.... Master of shaving, wielder of the blade and friend of shrek.
hooded gamer I laughed so hard
Follower of the damn train
I was thinking the same thing
Same
Same
Yo thor some guy called chris hemsworth is pretending to be you
Aiden Harris Chris Hemsworth is Thor...
@@carson6000 r/woosssssh
Insidious Feedz r/woooooooosh
🤣Dats the joke...
Literally not getting a joke is a talent
My boi Thor is shaving Lord Farquaad's beard holy shit
Some Thing what beard?
Ohhh yaaa
Not yet
I'm DEAD XD
So funny
Fred in angry voice:WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DO YOU WANT
Me:yes
Y.e.s........
Fred is damn good at these 'rude' roleplays
Confused Captain maybe its not a roleplay and in all his other videos he's roleplaying a nice person :thinking:
Lonely Lemon
Oft
You'd almost say a little too good. Mmmmmm...
english are rude
Legendary Warrior I’m English and I smacked my sister in the face with a long rusty metal stick. But that’s offensive, really offensive! You should really think straight ._.
92% Thor
5%chris Hemsworth
3%ASMR
💀 💀💀💀
I liked to uneven the three hundred and make it a one cause I'm a bad person
@@b.natejoseph7707 I liked ur post to uneven the perfectly balanced 0 likes...
Nah like 50^% about Farquad
Hahaha
15:21 is definitely the most relaxing part
Teu cuu
@Gabriel Henrike parece q porrou lá dentro
👍
Ffs
Thanks
He atttacc
He protect
But most importanly
He shaves loki's bacc
Thorned Poptarts you said it wrong it’s he protecc, he attack
It’s he protect THEN he attacc
That’s why Loki’s dead
Take my like and leave
Huh
I’m going to be the coolest kid in school when I tell everyone that Thor gave me a haircut.
Ill be even cooler when i tell everyone that thor shitalked me WHILE giving me a haircut
I was thinking the same lmao
Amii Was Here He use thunder
But what if your bald it would go like this "Hey guys whats up thor gave me a haircut yesterday!" Classmates "How so? Your bald..."
You "Yeah... But it was a virtual haircut!"
*whole class goes silent...*
I love how this guy is typicly the kind of guy that if you met him IRL there is absolutly no ways you could think this guy do asmr lol.
I would think he is harley davidson boy
@@bonifasiusvictori.g.6368 nah, more like thor
@@torna2508 🤦🏽♂️
he is not a boy he is a grown man Haha hes already male qhahsjdjfkfkg
Ridiculously attractive people do ASMR all the time. They make more money.
"I'm not sure what class we'd put you in, but it's probably below the lowest one"
Oh yes, ha, that's me alright
Captain ASMR lmao same well he's not wrong 😂
If you smoke weed are you in the highest class or the lowest class
He say this at 4:31
Well at least you got high class in cool profile picture and good sense of humor... keep on the good work..! ✌️😎✌️👍
Untouchable?
Fred's kid in the future: Dad what did you do for a living when you were young?
Fred: Shaving invisible people on the Internet.
Haha! And the best to eva do it!
Yeah Fred never saw his kid ever again after that
Fred: I was guardian of Asgard
He has a daughter now 😭😭💖
99% of comments : Thor
1% of comments : Good Video
Look at most of the replies to the thor comments
Caralho que merda :/
Ehhhh not really
Thor
lol
How does his hair look wet and dry at the same time🤔🤔😂
yob._.etihw he probably wash it or shower before this
That fucked me
I now
I know
Dumb ass
This is beautiful! But what about a Saxon or Ancient Roman ASMR since you did the Viking one :)
Isn't he technically doing a saxon one in this video? ;)
I'd love an Ancient Rome one...
Or Norman 😁
Normans were viking descendants and Fred is from that neck of the woods so yeah, he could pull Norman off too.
Nameless Hero if he does Roman, he’ll need to shave and cut his hair
I love that he always talks to Lord farquard like he's a celeb
Smh I still can't believe you missed Thano's head.
The Dolly ....LOOOOL
The Dolly at least we know why he is bald
Thanos' but yeah
The Dolly he didn’t miss,he wasn’t aiming for his head so how could he of missed it?
0:37 its probably skin o'clock in the morning
Bruh
@@PLANDerLinde99 I assume he's paying you to spread his propaganda, or are you just his willing slave?
@@we-must-live I am Artyom. Boris's kitten
@@PLANDerLinde99 oOh i tHoUGht yoU WerE Shadsy The Hedgehog
@@we-must-live And Artyom.
'*Thor Farts*'
*Lightning and the thunder*
400 Like§😂🤔
LodeStar That happens once in a lifetime y'know.
Imagine reading this without context
THERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Wolf Decoder675 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, SO. F*(/ING TRUE
Perhaps this is the infamous Noobmaster69
Perhaps. Maybe. We’ll see
Specks that’s right cry to your father you little weasel
@@earlthehoodedsweater are you ok..?
@@Tensatoo yeah I'm fine
@@earlthehoodedsweater heh?
0:19 Lord Farquaad
*E*
*H*
xXAverageXx Gameplays *Ë*
Soul Punisher55 *Q*
Ē
*D*
Tony Stark walks in "hey Thor what are you-"
He should’ve sent him a electronic letter
BAPE GOD your talking about Stan lee right?
@Lord of Jonkeys he's interrogating a camera
Fhhuu
Peter Parker walks in “oh um okay then bye”
*checks “watch”*
“It’s a freckle past a hair.”
MEDIC ! 😂😂😂
Hair past a freckle* get it right lol
Ben Anderson I am so using that
Thats been around longer then uv been alive
Aside from the Thor memes, this guys voice actually does soothe me
I wait every sunday night here! Thank you always!!★
Thor but with the mind of Gordon Ramsay.
That makes bo sense the barber is a upper class and acts like he is better than evryone thats lower them gordan Ramsay is a chef there is nothing in comparison
He's t talking avout him,being a jack ass like gordan Ramsey
Thorgon Ramsay
This ham is FUCKING RAWWWW!!! ANOTHER!!!!
Thor if he was Gordon Ramsay taking on a barber job for the summer
Lord farquaad bout’ to hit Thor with a hard *E*
Nut
Master Thruster E= ejaculation
Potato King sEmEn
Fred: looks at me, then at his non existent watch
the ad: TIMING IS EVERYTHING
This Man pressed like 8 buttons just to hang up 🤣
Rain Lucid it’s a fancy phone
JacobDealsMemes Upper Class Phone 🤣
Its Asgardian phone...
He pressed it 6 time
Checked his snap
That buzzer gave me mad tingles brooo
Imagine Tony Stark just walks in and be like:
"Hey Thor what are you -"
Him: Shhhhhhhh, it's ASMR.
TS: No, seriously what are you doing?
😂😂😂
Tony Stank?
To soon
He can’t cuz he died
Someone just spoiled endgame for somebody. 😆
And till all this years this man still interested me in rewatching this video it’s been years yet enjoy he’s voice that accent and he actually looks like Thor bruh that’s crazy.
This is the stunt man for Thor he goes by the name
FRED
Fred the Feared
*checks invisible watch*
Your likes are equal to the exact second he did it.
GalaxyGaming Addict It is currently half past idontgiveafuck
0:39 Theres Definitely a Watch there somewhere... 😂😂
SAMPLE TEXT his muscles are so powerful that they can tell the time now.
I was searching just for this comment 😂
me too😂
SAMPLE TEXT first his hammer then his watch 😫😫
Shit that sounds so wrong
I love the fact that he looks up, looks down at his watch that doesn’t exist and then looks more confused than me who’s tryna figure out what time he thought it was
rude english gentleman is by far my favorite kind of asmr you do. cant find anything like it anywhere and you always have a very charming way of being rude haha. Love it and keep up the solid work my friend
Hello mr quiet Thor
I was thinking the same thing!
lmao we have the same pfp
Hulk damaged his windpipe during ragnarok
I see it now 0.0
Lmao
Apparently Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hanks had a son and he seems to think english barbers dress like Lou Bega for some reason.
São Random I laughed waaaay too hard at the Lou Bega reference
Best Barber of all of the 9 kindoms
0:39 when you realise you broke and don’t have a watch
*WHY IS GAMORA*
CharlesFilms nobody asks how is gamora :(
Jusuu 0 i swear i saw this comment somewhere
Dead
I’ll do you one better, who is Gamora?!
Irish Nights You what?
"This is my cutthroat razor, it has a new blade on it"
*Runs finger along the edge of the blade*
addledhead try the side of the blade not the edge
addledhead I’m sorry I was not to the part you mentioned yet you’re right
addledhead that's how hard he is
addledhead More like "cutfinger" razor
soldmarrow 415 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Below the lowest.."
That is the best thing I have ever heard.
"Click the '🔔' to execute order 66"
never clicked this fast
Xerotic
It will be done
YES SIR
Yes sir
Command acknowledged.
Did not like to keep it at 66
Plot twist: you're actually rich but hate being flashy about it and he suspects that your poor
Daniel Chaplin
Plot twist: you are noobmaster69
@@sergentpugsley5137 mindblown
Well that does usually happen in today's modern society
Huh?
That’s some Prince Ali thinking right there.
You are the guy who is doesn't care about the hate & buly coments
Continue what you doing what a legend
Its not hate ang bully its meme's.....
I remember this being one fo the videos I first watched and it’s still one of my favourites
Plot twist: You are Lord Farquad in disguise.
Dead serious my first time seeing this guy and I thought he was Chris Hemsworth (Thor) at first glance XD
Drift DEADASS
ha think
I think he is, dis is his side job no one knows bout
No shit! That’s what everybody agreed on 3 years ago
Logan Smith Stop being deadass bro , it’s 50 nic.
I always feel like Rude Fred takes forever to do each task in the hopes that maybe you'll get bored and leave so he won't have to deal with you anymore. 😂
3:20 When star lord starts using a deep voice
Exactly!!!!🤣
Karl??
Do you like The Walking Dead
@@GutsGutsov *looks at my profile pic*
...nope.
I am insulted, I’m contacting my lawyer immediately. He will be leaving his swamp momentarily.
‘I do apologize for being on the phone there’
No you don’t , rude English guy
*No you don’t*
B.J. S s
This dude looks like he ran a mafia in the 60s
He a level 35 boss
Aiden Pena that's how the mafia works
Funny thing is the mafia’s glory days were in the 50’s
@@modernviking721 Of course a guy named Vincent would know that. Lol
@@modernviking721 Actually, American Mafia top decades were 20s 30s 50s 60s, after the 60s most of the italo-american mafia clans disappeared or "retired". This happened because of the great Purge conducted by the Italian Secret Service. Action done to eliminate this old families and clan, in order to let in more maneuvrable mannequins like nowadays italian bosses like the Camorra(Organized Crime of Naples / Campania Region), N'Drangheta (Organized Crime of Taranto/ Calabria Region) and Mafia's ones (Organized Crime of Palermo / Sicily Region). The Real Italian Mafia was strong during 1860s after the collapse of the Naples Reign (Most of Mafia's Members were Old Noble Families loyal to the Bourbons of Naples and not to the Savoias of Turin (Kings of the Re-United Italy)). Mafia nearly got destroyed during the 2 decades of Fascims, but got completely restored during the 50s/60s where ChristianDemocrats went to power.
During 70s-80s in Italy there were the Black Brigates (Neo Fascist Terrorists supported by USA) and Red Brigates (Communist Terrorist supported by USSR and the Italian Communist Party). While the Black Brigates did 2 bombings with serveral casulaties for few years, Red Btigates went on a killing spree of hundreds if not thousands of people for nearly 3 decades(Including the famous Politician Aldo Moro).
The video that started the Lord Farquaad lore!
this video smells so clean
Yes people he looks like Thor it has already been established by the 500k ppl who watched this and other videos
User Name it has become a norm for people calling him Thor now, he even made an asmr video roleplaying as Thor. The comment section of that video is so blissful.
n0_memes4you *sips tea* did he just say- *sips*
the fuck is your point
meat the beat wdym what’s my point it was a statement not something to prove a point lmao y’all get so defensive
n0_memes4you chill lmao who hurt u
48% of the comments are about or related to Thor.
48% of the comments are about Shrek.
3 % of the comments are about how good the video is.
And 1% of the comments are lists about the comments.
100 percent you needed a calculator to have the individual percentages add to 100. Because I would need to
And 100% is comments
zack muniz its a joke chill
To me its a great video
Kevin Forsberg no 30% is comments... no wonder you aren’t Asian or a nerd
Me: going to sleep with music on my headphones and somehow wakes up to Thor giving me a shave
"I hope you're not trying to impersonate me"
iM nOT LOki iDk wHAt yOuRe tAlkInG AboUt
*slithers away*
I've never met this man in my life
3:20
DISCLAIMER: This challenge will work for any of Fred's videos
New drinking game
While watching this video, scroll through the comments
Every time you see a comment that has "Thor" in it and it's referring to Fred, then take a shot
You will be drunk within 25 comments
Try that with the strongest Russian vodka
Man Ray 3 comments directly below yours are calling him Thor, good start
will get me asleep faster then the asmr will
I did I got drunk
That's sucide
How is a barber's shop not a traumatic thing for you after what Stan Lee did in Ragnarok?
This deserves 3 Mio likes
@@Heisenberg929 sorry you died
Arthur Morgan hi ;-;
Arthur Morgan wait a minute-
What? The? Hell?
"I don't know what class I'd put you in but it would be below the lowest one" Ok mood
15:43 That sound, so relaxing. Traditional shaving is amazing!
Alan Wang AYE
That foam sounds fantastic as always
Nameless Hero Am I the only one who smells the Barber Shop smell of shaving cream, talcum powder, Barbacide, and sandalwood when watching this
I dont know why I always take these so seriously lmao. "I dont exactly know what class you are." Me: God class bruv.
You: "Probably below the lowest class."
Me:"I will remember this betrayal"
"Vorp will remember that"
Vorp man said bruv uno
First Surname man does not have a profile picture or subs
Peril I laughed way harder then I should have at that 😂😂😂
Vorp your gay dumbass did not just say bruv
Fred should do an alter ego version of these 'rude' role plays where its 'polite' as though he's pampering the upper class :D
He does
Fred and Dr T are the only asmrtists that I like when they speak quietly
Dude he seriously looks like thor
And sounds like him
He is lol
i bet if he flexed that shirt would be atomised
legend
“Gone, reduced to atoms”
At least we’re not on the same level as noobmaster69
@Stewart Johns it was most likely fitted to his body.
Nicky The Greater
Your right my frog and cowboy powers beat his by 10 million
0:39 he is reading his internal clock...
Fred is so talented he can pull off so many different characters and accents. My personal fav is the joker role plays. Them vids were 1 of his best hitting over 1 mil views😔🙏❤️
"It is Lord Farquaad if you have heard of him."
*I am not worthy of this seat.*
Thor: 3:20
Peter Quill: *deep voice* He’s trying to copy me.
this guys is the closet thing we can get to thor being an asmrtist
Back then: looks like a lawyer
A few years ago: looks like Dean ambrose
Now: looks like thor
thank god someone noticed that this guy looked like Ambrose/Moxley lol
@@kacchaca 👌
Hes Loki. Hes just pretending to be them
@@gediminaspuoce3626 dun dun dun dun
Your Yelp reviews are probably hilarious
Considering I’m a woman with what is apparently some “major scruff”, I should probably be more anxious about my appearance!
Thank you for my first ever beard shave. If in later life I become one of those old ladies with a beard, I know who to go to!
I would love to see the rude english man in a hotel reception!
Who noticed he looked at his arm like he had a watch on??
0:38
Mans pulling all new flexs on us. The invisible watch
Friday trigger heads up display
I did
@@bongocat6227 😂😂😂
He looks like Thor and Roman reigns mixed
Bhudd Huddleston I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought that lol
so we think same
We are an army.
Roman who?
Kareem Tarek It’s from a wrestling network, WWE
Fred, please do a rude chef, or scientist, or something that requires you to stir more things. The shaving foam sounds great!!!
The other guy is lord farquad.
*We MuSt Be DaDdY sHrEk*
Acsually its lord farquaad
everyone's talking about how this guy looks like thor but now how this guy makes good asmr
*Sad asmr noises*