Rude English Barber Shop Shave 💈 ASMR

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  • Опубліковано 19 лис 2024

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  • @calebhelterbrand6306
    @calebhelterbrand6306 6 років тому +5432

    Was he talking to Lord Farquad in the beginning? From Shrek?

    • @abby2k1
      @abby2k1 6 років тому +332

      Farquaad*

    • @peace7513
      @peace7513 6 років тому +549

      Fuckwadd**

    • @FredsVoice
      @FredsVoice  6 років тому +1845

      I'm not sure. Names like his are in, short supply these days

    • @JimboSlice92
      @JimboSlice92 6 років тому +139

      Ba dum tsss

    • @calebhelterbrand6306
      @calebhelterbrand6306 6 років тому +166

      FredsVoice ASMR The one thing about that pun that is upsetting is that I can’t subscribe twice for it

  • @cruzzytv611
    @cruzzytv611 5 років тому +6266

    Best barber in all of Asgard

    • @manfredm5298
      @manfredm5298 5 років тому +127

      Best comment

    • @corvus3835
      @corvus3835 4 роки тому +107

      @@manfredm5298 in all of Asgard

    • @jugl384
      @jugl384 4 роки тому +79

      @@corvus3835 the best reply.

    • @VegardLa
      @VegardLa 4 роки тому +85

      @@jugl384 in all of Asgard

    • @michaelholbrook7365
      @michaelholbrook7365 4 роки тому +40

      this is the most slept on comment, easily the best by far 😂

  • @KingSalemence3
    @KingSalemence3 6 років тому +6368

    Thor on a phone call with Lord Faarquad... Forget infinity war this is the crossover that I've been waiting for

  • @swebbyswooble
    @swebbyswooble 4 роки тому +306

    I love how he’s rude in the first part then as he’s explaining the procedure he gets somewhat friendly. It’s kinda adorable because it shows he cares about his job that he forgets to be rude

    • @aceelano2982
      @aceelano2982 3 роки тому +46

      Fred actually explains this in a Q&A explaining how he found this video idea. He had an idea that if a rude person showed small acts of kindness, it would enhance the tingles and experience more in that moment

  • @cookbrooke
    @cookbrooke 6 років тому +3329

    Dude everyone is like “Oh you look like Thor” this dude SOUNDS exactly like Thor.

  • @reekunkli4377
    @reekunkli4377 6 років тому +2365

    Yay, nice to see Thor recovering from Infinity War

  • @LazeyASMR
    @LazeyASMR 6 років тому +862

    “this is an upperclass establishment” *suspenders are twisted*

  • @MayHugger
    @MayHugger 5 років тому +50

    I like how in his roleplays, he does your typical asmr things like tapping etc, but he does it in a way that makes it seem completely natural. Really helps it feel more immersive.

  • @the1trwdeafult120
    @the1trwdeafult120 6 років тому +1608

    Yo like half the universe got wiped out and my boi Thor has a barber side job

  • @randomhuman9203
    @randomhuman9203 6 років тому +600

    0:39 don’t mind me just checking the time in my rollex

  • @ArticulateDesignASMR
    @ArticulateDesignASMR 6 років тому +600

    Oh jeez man, this is incredible. You have one of those abilities to sounds like an absolute expert, in whatever it is you're pretending to be. Top stuff!

    • @jamesmay9429
      @jamesmay9429 6 років тому +1

      Articulate Design ASMR Great to see you here Matt! Yes I agree, he is very good at what he does for sure!!

    • @roguescott3826
      @roguescott3826 6 років тому

      Why do you remind me of Morty from Rick and Morty

    • @onyx9664
      @onyx9664 6 років тому +1

      The Ragingcoffey wow really?

    • @itsvavy3488
      @itsvavy3488 6 років тому +2

      The Ragingcoffey we know...its called a role play....duh lol

    • @yeraveragelad4012
      @yeraveragelad4012 6 років тому +1

      He actually watched a video that described how to do a professional shave.

  • @ayooo_bumper
    @ayooo_bumper 4 роки тому +1977

    0:36
    Thor: Looks at me, then his watch.
    Thor: Realizes that he doesn't have a watch.
    Me: *Outstanding move*

    • @ayooo_bumper
      @ayooo_bumper 4 роки тому +115

      2:13 presses 6 buttons to end the call, btw

    • @Ninja-iw5tg
      @Ninja-iw5tg 4 роки тому +10

      Very original.

    • @skibididomp
      @skibididomp 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂🤣

    • @ayooo_bumper
      @ayooo_bumper 4 роки тому +15

      Ninja 2006 oh shush your bush

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 4 роки тому +6

      @@ayooo_bumper Nigga tf was that

  • @tunesquicklee
    @tunesquicklee 6 років тому +190

    TIMESTAMPS!!
    0:00 whispered intro, fred on the phone
    2:20 red whispers to you
    6:50 showing equipment
    9:14 brushing the beard
    10:15 using the beard trimmer
    12:44 spray bottle and towel
    13:05 big floofy hot towel
    15:22 shaving cream
    20:54 using the straight razor
    25:56 cleaning up face with towel and spray bottle
    26:33 getting some missed spots, cleaning with towel again
    28:10 big floofy hot towel again
    30:15 applying some cream
    31:30 whispered outro

  • @xXChloeKissXx
    @xXChloeKissXx 6 років тому +782

    " I don't have anyone in here of importance at the moment. "
    me: *sweats*

    • @brrrr2237
      @brrrr2237 6 років тому +5

      glubfrost AHAAHAHHAHAHAH I SAW YOU IN THE OTHER ASMR VIDEO

    • @sofil5991
      @sofil5991 6 років тому +15

      That destroyed my self esteem lmao

    • @Flemulina
      @Flemulina 6 років тому +3

      HAHAHAH GOODBYE MY SELFESTEEM

    • @Nistau
      @Nistau 6 років тому +2

      *cries*

    • @erlon8128
      @erlon8128 6 років тому +2

      *Glub Glub Glub*

  • @rlenclub
    @rlenclub 6 років тому +1660

    Lord Farquaad exists in the Marvel universe now

  • @AsherFletcher2252
    @AsherFletcher2252 5 років тому +626

    0:37 that’s one fine watch

    • @xuxajohnn8411
      @xuxajohnn8411 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HamoTheUltimate
      @HamoTheUltimate 4 роки тому +5

      @Jev BG damn where do i order one

    • @weebofwisdom
      @weebofwisdom 4 роки тому +3

      @@HamoTheUltimate Ebay

    • @itsMunsta
      @itsMunsta 4 роки тому +7

      That’s the new S99 series right?

    • @crusadeknight896
      @crusadeknight896 4 роки тому +1

      @Twilightz BG the picture shows nothing, am I looking at the right one?

  • @adambeckettab
    @adambeckettab 6 років тому +2853

    Thor......god of thunder.... Master of shaving, wielder of the blade and friend of shrek.

  • @Aiden_h9
    @Aiden_h9 5 років тому +2882

    Yo thor some guy called chris hemsworth is pretending to be you

  • @jtm6275
    @jtm6275 6 років тому +897

    My boi Thor is shaving Lord Farquaad's beard holy shit

  • @vendoro6111
    @vendoro6111 5 років тому +270

    Fred in angry voice:WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DO YOU WANT
    Me:yes

  • @confusedcaptain350
    @confusedcaptain350 6 років тому +2637

    Fred is damn good at these 'rude' roleplays

    • @lonelylemon858
      @lonelylemon858 6 років тому +260

      Confused Captain maybe its not a roleplay and in all his other videos he's roleplaying a nice person :thinking:

    • @LS6272
      @LS6272 6 років тому +6

      Lonely Lemon
      Oft

    • @Night_Night478
      @Night_Night478 6 років тому +61

      You'd almost say a little too good. Mmmmmm...

    • @andrewe820
      @andrewe820 6 років тому +31

      english are rude

    • @chainedmagnolia
      @chainedmagnolia 6 років тому +17

      Legendary Warrior I’m English and I smacked my sister in the face with a long rusty metal stick. But that’s offensive, really offensive! You should really think straight ._.

  • @davidmurciagarcia1670
    @davidmurciagarcia1670 5 років тому +4201

    92% Thor
    5%chris Hemsworth
    3%ASMR

  • @RPM.0102
    @RPM.0102 5 років тому +468

    15:21 is definitely the most relaxing part

  • @thornedpoptarts9816
    @thornedpoptarts9816 5 років тому +353

    He atttacc
    He protect
    But most importanly
    He shaves loki's bacc

  • @amswashere9622
    @amswashere9622 6 років тому +450

    I’m going to be the coolest kid in school when I tell everyone that Thor gave me a haircut.

    • @thirsty_boi1929
      @thirsty_boi1929 6 років тому +17

      Ill be even cooler when i tell everyone that thor shitalked me WHILE giving me a haircut

    • @StarTrek_Data
      @StarTrek_Data 6 років тому

      I was thinking the same lmao

    • @papimoist8462
      @papimoist8462 6 років тому +1

      Amii Was Here He use thunder

    • @fcclips3596
      @fcclips3596 6 років тому +1

      But what if your bald it would go like this "Hey guys whats up thor gave me a haircut yesterday!" Classmates "How so? Your bald..."
      You "Yeah... But it was a virtual haircut!"
      *whole class goes silent...*

  • @Ricochet_06
    @Ricochet_06 5 років тому +535

    I love how this guy is typicly the kind of guy that if you met him IRL there is absolutly no ways you could think this guy do asmr lol.

    • @bonifasiusvictori.g.6368
      @bonifasiusvictori.g.6368 4 роки тому +8

      I would think he is harley davidson boy

    • @torna2508
      @torna2508 3 роки тому

      @@bonifasiusvictori.g.6368 nah, more like thor

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 3 роки тому +6

      @@torna2508 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @万岁-k4v
      @万岁-k4v 3 роки тому

      he is not a boy he is a grown man Haha hes already male qhahsjdjfkfkg

    • @TheeBanshee
      @TheeBanshee 3 роки тому +2

      Ridiculously attractive people do ASMR all the time. They make more money.

  • @CaptainASMR
    @CaptainASMR 6 років тому +3281

    "I'm not sure what class we'd put you in, but it's probably below the lowest one"
    Oh yes, ha, that's me alright

    • @petitcactusamer
      @petitcactusamer 6 років тому +4

      Captain ASMR lmao same well he's not wrong 😂

    • @judethecar7515
      @judethecar7515 6 років тому +36

      If you smoke weed are you in the highest class or the lowest class

    • @joaovicente507
      @joaovicente507 6 років тому +10

      He say this at 4:31

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 6 років тому +3

      Well at least you got high class in cool profile picture and good sense of humor... keep on the good work..! ✌️😎✌️👍

    • @TOAG
      @TOAG 6 років тому +2

      Untouchable?

  • @adrianstorms8169
    @adrianstorms8169 4 роки тому +167

    Fred's kid in the future: Dad what did you do for a living when you were young?
    Fred: Shaving invisible people on the Internet.

    • @MavMedia123
      @MavMedia123 4 роки тому +1

      Haha! And the best to eva do it!

    • @hydrawith2heads912
      @hydrawith2heads912 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah Fred never saw his kid ever again after that

    • @mrslfdaniel
      @mrslfdaniel 4 роки тому +1

      Fred: I was guardian of Asgard

    • @Miaeka
      @Miaeka Рік тому +3

      He has a daughter now 😭😭💖

  • @viniciuscruz3394
    @viniciuscruz3394 6 років тому +1539

    99% of comments : Thor
    1% of comments : Good Video

  • @yob_etihw
    @yob_etihw 6 років тому +1562

    How does his hair look wet and dry at the same time🤔🤔😂

    • @512foe
      @512foe 6 років тому +33

      yob._.etihw he probably wash it or shower before this

    • @mikeoxlong1165
      @mikeoxlong1165 6 років тому +36

      That fucked me

    • @chrysd671
      @chrysd671 6 років тому +6

      I now

    • @chrysd671
      @chrysd671 6 років тому +7

      I know

    • @chrysd671
      @chrysd671 6 років тому +12

      Dumb ass

  • @gothic3theageofwar565
    @gothic3theageofwar565 6 років тому +303

    This is beautiful! But what about a Saxon or Ancient Roman ASMR since you did the Viking one :)

    • @JackoJ15
      @JackoJ15 6 років тому +6

      Isn't he technically doing a saxon one in this video? ;)

    • @Matthew_Calmert
      @Matthew_Calmert 6 років тому +7

      I'd love an Ancient Rome one...

    • @grimreaperxxx13
      @grimreaperxxx13 6 років тому

      Or Norman 😁

    • @JackoJ15
      @JackoJ15 6 років тому +1

      Normans were viking descendants and Fred is from that neck of the woods so yeah, he could pull Norman off too.

    • @Hayden-fc1rb
      @Hayden-fc1rb 6 років тому +2

      Nameless Hero if he does Roman, he’ll need to shave and cut his hair

  • @bjrn_9998
    @bjrn_9998 4 роки тому +21

    I love that he always talks to Lord farquard like he's a celeb

  • @thedolly1925
    @thedolly1925 6 років тому +151

    Smh I still can't believe you missed Thano's head.

    • @seearyari
      @seearyari 6 років тому

      The Dolly ....LOOOOL

    • @seearyari
      @seearyari 6 років тому

      The Dolly at least we know why he is bald

    • @simplyoscarr8019
      @simplyoscarr8019 6 років тому

      Thanos' but yeah

    • @mrjackson3426
      @mrjackson3426 6 років тому

      The Dolly he didn’t miss,he wasn’t aiming for his head so how could he of missed it?

  • @iamasinger5870
    @iamasinger5870 6 років тому +374

    0:37 its probably skin o'clock in the morning

    • @darthsidious6111
      @darthsidious6111 6 років тому +9

      Bruh

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 5 років тому

      @@PLANDerLinde99 I assume he's paying you to spread his propaganda, or are you just his willing slave?

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 5 років тому +4

      @@we-must-live I am Artyom. Boris's kitten

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 5 років тому

      @@PLANDerLinde99 oOh i tHoUGht yoU WerE Shadsy The Hedgehog

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 5 років тому +2

      @@we-must-live And Artyom.

  • @vulkunvision
    @vulkunvision 6 років тому +398

    '*Thor Farts*'
    *Lightning and the thunder*
    400 Like§😂🤔

    • @efrinox3926
      @efrinox3926 6 років тому +6

      LodeStar That happens once in a lifetime y'know.

    • @vzilla5889
      @vzilla5889 6 років тому +5

      Imagine reading this without context

    • @xenomorph1595
      @xenomorph1595 6 років тому +1

      THERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @minionsattack5700
      @minionsattack5700 6 років тому +1

      Wolf Decoder675 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, SO. F*(/ING TRUE

  • @giraffes-are-weird
    @giraffes-are-weird 5 років тому +418

    Perhaps this is the infamous Noobmaster69

    • @noahhancock3587
      @noahhancock3587 4 роки тому +12

      Perhaps. Maybe. We’ll see

    • @earlthehoodedsweater
      @earlthehoodedsweater 4 роки тому +11

      Specks that’s right cry to your father you little weasel

    • @Tensatoo
      @Tensatoo 4 роки тому +3

      @@earlthehoodedsweater are you ok..?

    • @tofucube9353
      @tofucube9353 4 роки тому +1

      @@Tensatoo yeah I'm fine

    • @aafi6368
      @aafi6368 3 роки тому +1

      @@earlthehoodedsweater heh?

  • @Jimminer
    @Jimminer 6 років тому +997

    0:19 Lord Farquaad
    *E*

  • @rattlock9097
    @rattlock9097 6 років тому +751

    Tony Stark walks in "hey Thor what are you-"

    • @ToughVillain
      @ToughVillain 6 років тому +8

      He should’ve sent him a electronic letter

    • @CT-5736-Bladez
      @CT-5736-Bladez 6 років тому

      BAPE GOD your talking about Stan lee right?

    • @smarrkidd5538
      @smarrkidd5538 5 років тому +4

      @Lord of Jonkeys he's interrogating a camera

    • @marsusesaimbot4135
      @marsusesaimbot4135 5 років тому

      Fhhuu

    • @giaprincess5309
      @giaprincess5309 5 років тому +2

      Peter Parker walks in “oh um okay then bye”

  • @TH3SHUR1F
    @TH3SHUR1F 6 років тому +186

    *checks “watch”*
    “It’s a freckle past a hair.”

  • @whippyfc
    @whippyfc 4 роки тому +90

    Aside from the Thor memes, this guys voice actually does soothe me

  • @DJSilver808
    @DJSilver808 6 років тому +105

    I wait every sunday night here! Thank you always!!★

  • @stikkippy1481
    @stikkippy1481 6 років тому +631

    Thor but with the mind of Gordon Ramsay.

    • @pappaeisy9031
      @pappaeisy9031 5 років тому +2

      That makes bo sense the barber is a upper class and acts like he is better than evryone thats lower them gordan Ramsay is a chef there is nothing in comparison

    • @y0k137
      @y0k137 5 років тому +3

      He's t talking avout him,being a jack ass like gordan Ramsey

    • @xekoan507
      @xekoan507 5 років тому +14

      Thorgon Ramsay

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 років тому +4

      This ham is FUCKING RAWWWW!!! ANOTHER!!!!

    • @theslimeassassin3287
      @theslimeassassin3287 5 років тому

      Thor if he was Gordon Ramsay taking on a barber job for the summer

  • @gagelaflesh5358
    @gagelaflesh5358 6 років тому +228

    Lord farquaad bout’ to hit Thor with a hard *E*

    • @ailwx7837
      @ailwx7837 6 років тому

      Nut

    • @eugh8025
      @eugh8025 5 років тому

      Master Thruster E= ejaculation

    • @nymphy7440
      @nymphy7440 5 років тому

      Potato King sEmEn

  • @nerys2263
    @nerys2263 4 роки тому +23

    Fred: looks at me, then at his non existent watch
    the ad: TIMING IS EVERYTHING

  • @Vendetta_19
    @Vendetta_19 5 років тому +464

    This Man pressed like 8 buttons just to hang up 🤣

  • @confusedcaptain350
    @confusedcaptain350 6 років тому +81

    That buzzer gave me mad tingles brooo

  • @The_Real_JN
    @The_Real_JN 5 років тому +491

    Imagine Tony Stark just walks in and be like:
    "Hey Thor what are you -"
    Him: Shhhhhhhh, it's ASMR.
    TS: No, seriously what are you doing?

  • @jackligerzeroalpha4872
    @jackligerzeroalpha4872 2 роки тому +2

    And till all this years this man still interested me in rewatching this video it’s been years yet enjoy he’s voice that accent and he actually looks like Thor bruh that’s crazy.

  • @brack-iteswood4852
    @brack-iteswood4852 5 років тому +227

    This is the stunt man for Thor he goes by the name
    FRED

    • @shmoo4461
      @shmoo4461 5 років тому +10

      Fred the Feared

  • @galaxygamingaddict5412
    @galaxygamingaddict5412 6 років тому +141

    *checks invisible watch*

    • @kimbernetikiberneti
      @kimbernetikiberneti 6 років тому +2

      Your likes are equal to the exact second he did it.

    • @eugh8025
      @eugh8025 5 років тому

      GalaxyGaming Addict It is currently half past idontgiveafuck

  • @malyck
    @malyck 6 років тому +139

    0:39 Theres Definitely a Watch there somewhere... 😂😂

    • @rickybbe7492
      @rickybbe7492 6 років тому +20

      SAMPLE TEXT his muscles are so powerful that they can tell the time now.

    • @firesolace6591
      @firesolace6591 6 років тому +8

      I was searching just for this comment 😂

    • @sarahw.5687
      @sarahw.5687 6 років тому

      me too😂

    • @theholymanjeebassmadbro908
      @theholymanjeebassmadbro908 6 років тому

      SAMPLE TEXT first his hammer then his watch 😫😫
      Shit that sounds so wrong

  • @gabiandtatum4979
    @gabiandtatum4979 4 роки тому +16

    I love the fact that he looks up, looks down at his watch that doesn’t exist and then looks more confused than me who’s tryna figure out what time he thought it was

  • @didiams277
    @didiams277 6 років тому +59

    rude english gentleman is by far my favorite kind of asmr you do. cant find anything like it anywhere and you always have a very charming way of being rude haha. Love it and keep up the solid work my friend

  • @sameifler5598
    @sameifler5598 6 років тому +212

    Hello mr quiet Thor

  • @Santo_shuffle
    @Santo_shuffle 5 років тому +111

    Apparently Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hanks had a son and he seems to think english barbers dress like Lou Bega for some reason.

    • @bingobongo1615
      @bingobongo1615 4 роки тому

      São Random I laughed waaaay too hard at the Lou Bega reference

  • @Hunt3rra_
    @Hunt3rra_ 3 роки тому +1

    Best Barber of all of the 9 kindoms

  • @mitabaliverna5559
    @mitabaliverna5559 6 років тому +96

    0:39 when you realise you broke and don’t have a watch

  • @brrrr2237
    @brrrr2237 6 років тому +552

    *WHY IS GAMORA*

    • @bruhstus
      @bruhstus 6 років тому +55

      CharlesFilms nobody asks how is gamora :(

    • @brrrr2237
      @brrrr2237 6 років тому +4

      Jusuu 0 i swear i saw this comment somewhere

    • @phdalex1003
      @phdalex1003 6 років тому +1

      Dead

    • @erins3581
      @erins3581 6 років тому +19

      I’ll do you one better, who is Gamora?!

    • @TOAG
      @TOAG 6 років тому

      Irish Nights You what?

  • @addledhead
    @addledhead 6 років тому +140

    "This is my cutthroat razor, it has a new blade on it"
    *Runs finger along the edge of the blade*

    • @hades_cbr
      @hades_cbr 6 років тому

      addledhead try the side of the blade not the edge

    • @hades_cbr
      @hades_cbr 6 років тому

      addledhead I’m sorry I was not to the part you mentioned yet you’re right

    • @Soldmarrow
      @Soldmarrow 6 років тому +2

      addledhead that's how hard he is

    • @mysryuza
      @mysryuza 6 років тому +1

      addledhead More like "cutfinger" razor

    • @mysryuza
      @mysryuza 6 років тому

      soldmarrow 415 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @melo1990
    @melo1990 4 роки тому +18

    "Below the lowest.."
    That is the best thing I have ever heard.

  • @Xerotic
    @Xerotic 6 років тому +63

    "Click the '🔔' to execute order 66"
    never clicked this fast

  • @danchappers24
    @danchappers24 5 років тому +511

    Plot twist: you're actually rich but hate being flashy about it and he suspects that your poor

    • @sergentpugsley5137
      @sergentpugsley5137 5 років тому +36

      Daniel Chaplin
      Plot twist: you are noobmaster69

    • @danchappers24
      @danchappers24 5 років тому +9

      @@sergentpugsley5137 mindblown

    • @blakemorgan4553
      @blakemorgan4553 5 років тому +3

      Well that does usually happen in today's modern society

    • @j5892000
      @j5892000 4 роки тому

      Huh?

    • @TheMKThornton
      @TheMKThornton 4 роки тому

      That’s some Prince Ali thinking right there.

  • @footmacilios2174
    @footmacilios2174 5 років тому +15

    You are the guy who is doesn't care about the hate & buly coments
    Continue what you doing what a legend

    • @imanowl4692
      @imanowl4692 4 роки тому

      Its not hate ang bully its meme's.....

  • @Nurse_Crohns
    @Nurse_Crohns 5 років тому +2

    I remember this being one fo the videos I first watched and it’s still one of my favourites

  • @sergentpugsley5137
    @sergentpugsley5137 5 років тому +78

    Plot twist: You are Lord Farquad in disguise.

  • @rggz5232
    @rggz5232 6 років тому +135

    Dead serious my first time seeing this guy and I thought he was Chris Hemsworth (Thor) at first glance XD

    • @logansmith4442
      @logansmith4442 6 років тому +1

      Drift DEADASS

    • @benhall3086
      @benhall3086 6 років тому

      ha think

    • @kubalesniak9163
      @kubalesniak9163 6 років тому +1

      I think he is, dis is his side job no one knows bout

    • @Omaryon
      @Omaryon 6 років тому +1

      No shit! That’s what everybody agreed on 3 years ago

    • @Georgeg15
      @Georgeg15 5 років тому

      Logan Smith Stop being deadass bro , it’s 50 nic.

  • @tinyboxtim347
    @tinyboxtim347 6 років тому +42

    I always feel like Rude Fred takes forever to do each task in the hopes that maybe you'll get bored and leave so he won't have to deal with you anymore. 😂

  • @ArlGrmes
    @ArlGrmes 4 роки тому +50

    3:20 When star lord starts using a deep voice

  • @purpleblob704
    @purpleblob704 6 років тому +143

    I am insulted, I’m contacting my lawyer immediately. He will be leaving his swamp momentarily.

  • @braydinsisco7856
    @braydinsisco7856 6 років тому +104

    ‘I do apologize for being on the phone there’
    No you don’t , rude English guy
    *No you don’t*

  • @loathy4528
    @loathy4528 6 років тому +178

    This dude looks like he ran a mafia in the 60s

    • @conelrad22
      @conelrad22 5 років тому +12

      He a level 35 boss

    • @night7185
      @night7185 5 років тому +4

      Aiden Pena that's how the mafia works

    • @modernviking721
      @modernviking721 5 років тому +1

      Funny thing is the mafia’s glory days were in the 50’s

    • @themessiah8365
      @themessiah8365 5 років тому +1

      @@modernviking721 Of course a guy named Vincent would know that. Lol

    • @lestrangeopinionista3913
      @lestrangeopinionista3913 5 років тому +7

      @@modernviking721 Actually, American Mafia top decades were 20s 30s 50s 60s, after the 60s most of the italo-american mafia clans disappeared or "retired". This happened because of the great Purge conducted by the Italian Secret Service. Action done to eliminate this old families and clan, in order to let in more maneuvrable mannequins like nowadays italian bosses like the Camorra(Organized Crime of Naples / Campania Region), N'Drangheta (Organized Crime of Taranto/ Calabria Region) and Mafia's ones (Organized Crime of Palermo / Sicily Region). The Real Italian Mafia was strong during 1860s after the collapse of the Naples Reign (Most of Mafia's Members were Old Noble Families loyal to the Bourbons of Naples and not to the Savoias of Turin (Kings of the Re-United Italy)). Mafia nearly got destroyed during the 2 decades of Fascims, but got completely restored during the 50s/60s where ChristianDemocrats went to power.
      During 70s-80s in Italy there were the Black Brigates (Neo Fascist Terrorists supported by USA) and Red Brigates (Communist Terrorist supported by USSR and the Italian Communist Party). While the Black Brigates did 2 bombings with serveral casulaties for few years, Red Btigates went on a killing spree of hundreds if not thousands of people for nearly 3 decades(Including the famous Politician Aldo Moro).

  • @moravec481
    @moravec481 Рік тому +4

    The video that started the Lord Farquaad lore!

  • @2SEV7N
    @2SEV7N 6 років тому +17

    this video smells so clean

  • @username4330
    @username4330 6 років тому +315

    Yes people he looks like Thor it has already been established by the 500k ppl who watched this and other videos

    • @apeiron1700
      @apeiron1700 6 років тому +1

      User Name it has become a norm for people calling him Thor now, he even made an asmr video roleplaying as Thor. The comment section of that video is so blissful.

    • @yutaaah6970
      @yutaaah6970 6 років тому +1

      n0_memes4you *sips tea* did he just say- *sips*

    • @dragoscroitoru3643
      @dragoscroitoru3643 6 років тому

      the fuck is your point

    • @username4330
      @username4330 6 років тому

      meat the beat wdym what’s my point it was a statement not something to prove a point lmao y’all get so defensive

    • @username4330
      @username4330 6 років тому +1

      n0_memes4you chill lmao who hurt u

  • @legosharkproductions1100
    @legosharkproductions1100 5 років тому +394

    48% of the comments are about or related to Thor.
    48% of the comments are about Shrek.
    3 % of the comments are about how good the video is.
    And 1% of the comments are lists about the comments.

    • @Jittys124
      @Jittys124 5 років тому +5

      100 percent you needed a calculator to have the individual percentages add to 100. Because I would need to

    • @kevinforsberg1078
      @kevinforsberg1078 5 років тому +7

      And 100% is comments

    • @hampostampo4387
      @hampostampo4387 5 років тому +1

      zack muniz its a joke chill

    • @koustavdas4742
      @koustavdas4742 5 років тому

      To me its a great video

    • @brypo2120
      @brypo2120 5 років тому +1

      Kevin Forsberg no 30% is comments... no wonder you aren’t Asian or a nerd

  • @dominiczet4611
    @dominiczet4611 3 роки тому +9

    Me: going to sleep with music on my headphones and somehow wakes up to Thor giving me a shave

  • @alishawellens514
    @alishawellens514 5 років тому +280

    "I hope you're not trying to impersonate me"
    iM nOT LOki iDk wHAt yOuRe tAlkInG AboUt
    *slithers away*

  • @manray6714
    @manray6714 6 років тому +117

    DISCLAIMER: This challenge will work for any of Fred's videos
    New drinking game
    While watching this video, scroll through the comments
    Every time you see a comment that has "Thor" in it and it's referring to Fred, then take a shot
    You will be drunk within 25 comments

    • @Roastedghost66
      @Roastedghost66 6 років тому +5

      Try that with the strongest Russian vodka

    • @kieran7585
      @kieran7585 6 років тому

      Man Ray 3 comments directly below yours are calling him Thor, good start

    • @Jojodude8
      @Jojodude8 6 років тому +4

      will get me asleep faster then the asmr will

    • @chrysd671
      @chrysd671 6 років тому

      I did I got drunk

    • @dantheman1105
      @dantheman1105 6 років тому

      That's sucide

  • @vidzeerox
    @vidzeerox 5 років тому +450

    How is a barber's shop not a traumatic thing for you after what Stan Lee did in Ragnarok?

  • @ladypalerider
    @ladypalerider 5 років тому +49

    "I don't know what class I'd put you in but it would be below the lowest one" Ok mood

  • @gothic3theageofwar565
    @gothic3theageofwar565 6 років тому +43

    15:43 That sound, so relaxing. Traditional shaving is amazing!

    • @boysaprodigy5262
      @boysaprodigy5262 6 років тому

      Alan Wang AYE

    • @SHUBHAM92ful
      @SHUBHAM92ful 6 років тому

      That foam sounds fantastic as always

    • @dartherebus1751
      @dartherebus1751 6 років тому

      Nameless Hero Am I the only one who smells the Barber Shop smell of shaving cream, talcum powder, Barbacide, and sandalwood when watching this

  • @vorp8958
    @vorp8958 6 років тому +262

    I dont know why I always take these so seriously lmao. "I dont exactly know what class you are." Me: God class bruv.
    You: "Probably below the lowest class."
    Me:"I will remember this betrayal"

    • @krakowski_6237
      @krakowski_6237 6 років тому +15

      "Vorp will remember that"

    • @Unknwnn_
      @Unknwnn_ 6 років тому +3

      Vorp man said bruv uno

    • @vorp8958
      @vorp8958 6 років тому +1

      First Surname man does not have a profile picture or subs

    • @ZadXander
      @ZadXander 6 років тому

      Peril I laughed way harder then I should have at that 😂😂😂

    • @bonecrushersnow7671
      @bonecrushersnow7671 6 років тому +2

      Vorp your gay dumbass did not just say bruv

  • @GlomorianPeacock
    @GlomorianPeacock 6 років тому +21

    Fred should do an alter ego version of these 'rude' role plays where its 'polite' as though he's pampering the upper class :D

  • @willow5363
    @willow5363 4 роки тому

    Fred and Dr T are the only asmrtists that I like when they speak quietly

  • @lukedurham9714
    @lukedurham9714 6 років тому +41

    Dude he seriously looks like thor

  • @scrublord6476
    @scrublord6476 5 років тому +618

    i bet if he flexed that shirt would be atomised

    • @graspele
      @graspele 5 років тому +11

      legend

    • @Jc-go3mz
      @Jc-go3mz 5 років тому +73

      “Gone, reduced to atoms”

    • @sergentpugsley5137
      @sergentpugsley5137 5 років тому +26

      At least we’re not on the same level as noobmaster69

    • @The_Real_Bonesaw
      @The_Real_Bonesaw 5 років тому +1

      @Stewart Johns it was most likely fitted to his body.

    • @kermitthefrog2292
      @kermitthefrog2292 5 років тому +1

      Nicky The Greater
      Your right my frog and cowboy powers beat his by 10 million

  • @Aderaxes
    @Aderaxes 6 років тому +83

    0:39 he is reading his internal clock...

  • @K1zr786
    @K1zr786 4 роки тому

    Fred is so talented he can pull off so many different characters and accents. My personal fav is the joker role plays. Them vids were 1 of his best hitting over 1 mil views😔🙏❤️

  • @hairfish5032
    @hairfish5032 6 років тому +30

    "It is Lord Farquaad if you have heard of him."
    *I am not worthy of this seat.*

  • @malloriest
    @malloriest 6 років тому +39

    Thor: 3:20
    Peter Quill: *deep voice* He’s trying to copy me.

  • @pencilknight8810
    @pencilknight8810 6 років тому +21

    this guys is the closet thing we can get to thor being an asmrtist

  • @bigslimdogg6697
    @bigslimdogg6697 4 роки тому +34

    Back then: looks like a lawyer
    A few years ago: looks like Dean ambrose
    Now: looks like thor

    • @kacchaca
      @kacchaca 4 роки тому +3

      thank god someone noticed that this guy looked like Ambrose/Moxley lol

    • @bigslimdogg6697
      @bigslimdogg6697 4 роки тому +2

      @@kacchaca 👌

    • @gediminaspuoce3626
      @gediminaspuoce3626 4 роки тому +1

      Hes Loki. Hes just pretending to be them

    • @bigslimdogg6697
      @bigslimdogg6697 4 роки тому

      @@gediminaspuoce3626 dun dun dun dun

  • @tronfrog
    @tronfrog 6 років тому +39

    Your Yelp reviews are probably hilarious

  • @MothproofKT
    @MothproofKT 6 років тому +18

    Considering I’m a woman with what is apparently some “major scruff”, I should probably be more anxious about my appearance!
    Thank you for my first ever beard shave. If in later life I become one of those old ladies with a beard, I know who to go to!

  • @20lenab
    @20lenab 6 років тому +51

    I would love to see the rude english man in a hotel reception!

  • @massiklevii3177
    @massiklevii3177 5 років тому +82

    Who noticed he looked at his arm like he had a watch on??
    0:38

  • @stayceebryant
    @stayceebryant 5 років тому +124

    He looks like Thor and Roman reigns mixed

    • @belle9658
      @belle9658 4 роки тому +2

      Bhudd Huddleston I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought that lol

    • @RJ-un2xh
      @RJ-un2xh 4 роки тому

      so we think same

    • @gediminaspuoce3626
      @gediminaspuoce3626 4 роки тому

      We are an army.

    • @abokix
      @abokix 4 роки тому

      Roman who?

    • @belle9658
      @belle9658 4 роки тому

      Kareem Tarek It’s from a wrestling network, WWE

  • @cinemagirlxoxo
    @cinemagirlxoxo 6 років тому +8

    Fred, please do a rude chef, or scientist, or something that requires you to stir more things. The shaving foam sounds great!!!

  • @zeroless2844
    @zeroless2844 5 років тому +66

    The other guy is lord farquad.
    *We MuSt Be DaDdY sHrEk*

    • @Justin-ln1te
      @Justin-ln1te 5 років тому +2

      Acsually its lord farquaad

  • @ggtiket
    @ggtiket 5 років тому +3

    everyone's talking about how this guy looks like thor but now how this guy makes good asmr