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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,5 тис.

  • @keonjones2843
    @keonjones2843 5 років тому +2714

    Drug dealer is such an ugly name I prefer the term "street pharmacist" 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @abradolfhonkler9287
      @abradolfhonkler9287 5 років тому +112

      Bruh, I need to renew my prescription. C'mon you know I'm good for it.

    • @Silent_Shadow
      @Silent_Shadow 5 років тому +64

      @@abradolfhonkler9287 I got you covered until payday bro!

    • @condescendingonlineman2136
      @condescendingonlineman2136 5 років тому +4

      Ayy

    • @mututhlaw
      @mututhlaw 5 років тому +16

      Dude you just won the internet. Take it home.

    • @Al0305
      @Al0305 5 років тому +3

      Gold just gold

  • @JimmyTurner
    @JimmyTurner 5 років тому +1717

    "You can pay to see me almost completely naked"
    "Can we pay to see you actually naked?"
    "Omg you incel stop stalking me"
    "Yeah that guy is such an incel, you're very beautiful and a great person too, how dare anybody ask to see you naked? Check your DMs I sent you a very important message"

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 5 років тому +131

      Nono you have it wrong. You can pay to see her naked but asking to see her naked without paying is offensive!

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 5 років тому +36

      @@GeorgeMonet no no you have it wrong

    • @Stefantius
      @Stefantius 5 років тому +21

      Jimmy Turner lmao

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 5 років тому +32

      @@Stefantius it's funny cause it's true.

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 років тому +71

      Thats why I just stick with hentai or pornhub. Does the same job but without having to pay money

  • @1337hex
    @1337hex 5 років тому +676

    Real simple logic:
    Walk like a duck,
    Quack like a duck,
    Look like a duck...
    But it’s your fault for not knowing they were a rabbit the while time.

  • @tomfoolery7797
    @tomfoolery7797 5 років тому +397

    I am fine with people getting naked for money. But please call it what it is, no need to lie about it and call it a body painting stream or something.

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 років тому +39

      Why do you think Chaturbate doesn't get any flak? Because we know what the deal is. On twitch? Oh no no no, Im just cosplaying, and ooops I accidentally showed my crack but trust me, Im not using my body for easy money, I have "self-respect".

    • @airitself3068
      @airitself3068 5 років тому +3

      You mean basically internet prostitution? How do people see that as acceptable? Because it's women showing themselves off, that's why.

  • @robertmcafee2228
    @robertmcafee2228 5 років тому +710

    Twitch = Pornhub Jr.

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 5 років тому +11

      It's more like myfreecams jr

    • @abdallamusse7542
      @abdallamusse7542 5 років тому +17

      Chaturbate jr

    • @michaeldunn3476
      @michaeldunn3476 5 років тому +1

      This is an underrated comment

    • @Duracell2
      @Duracell2 5 років тому

      Jr. Weenie Hut...

    • @haramsaddam238
      @haramsaddam238 5 років тому +7

      At this point, twitch is designed to condition adolescents to give money to camgirls. I wouldn't be surprised if pornhub has something to do with it.

  • @brentkeller3826
    @brentkeller3826 5 років тому +26

    Thots: "I should be able to be nude whenever I want!"
    Also Thots: "Those dancers at E3 shaking their butts are disgusting and sexualized!"

  • @EmeraldTaurus96
    @EmeraldTaurus96 5 років тому +395

    Once they get replaced by robots, I'll be pointing and laughing. They bring nothing to the table and their entitlement will be their downfall.

    • @m0n4rch911
      @m0n4rch911 5 років тому +13

      Back then i would have believed this shit and dont question it. But now i dont believe a single thing they say, even the drama. This THOTS thing gave them more marketing than ever and if you think about it, they gained alot from this. I laughed back then but now its not even funny. Feels like if i laughed then im the idiot coz i actually fell for it. Like bruh, they make 5 figures while sitting infront of a computer and ur gonna laugh at them? If its a one time thing i would believe it but its getting too regular. Even if you smear them it wont matter, outside the internet world they are like everyone else "richer than majority of everybody else". Its abit impressive if you think about it. Degrading, but impressive.

    • @tokiwartooth4404
      @tokiwartooth4404 5 років тому +33

      They already have been. 1. Desktop PC = free pron, free seks games, free gaming jiggly mods. 2. Automatic piston pocket pussies, or whatever floats your boat. There's a ton of options out there. 3. Digital waifus as the aid. Check out TFM sex toy reviews for the lulz.
      Japanese men are using that little Gatebox anime waifu for the girlfriend experience. Not for me, but it's adorable.
      I rarely if ever fap to real whamen pron anymore. They are disgusting, especially in the pron industry. I have a collection of SWF games, Honey Select, r34 SFM vids, and those damn impressive thicc 2D works. As a random example of how real whamen can't compete. Simply search for Bound Menat by Renezuo for 2D thiccness. Amouranth doesn't have anything on that.
      The SFM artists and other animators are only getting better. The seks games are getting better as well, it's just difficult to find them.
      Hit me up if you need more suggestions, sites.

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN 5 років тому +38

      Can't wait to get a decent robot wife. I'll never talk to a woman ever again.

    • @keiransimmons3388
      @keiransimmons3388 5 років тому +14

      Mate, these poor dudes don't even have the knowledge to watch porn. THOTS will continue to be a fact of life until the end of time

    • @RedMaitreya
      @RedMaitreya 5 років тому +3

      Preach

  • @MrSzymonurai
    @MrSzymonurai 5 років тому +73

    "yeah we did it" lol. -allwomen
    Man...your video pissed me off. I didn't know that was the amount of money they made. $250000 dollars for a dance to a game she doesn't own. I was flying around the country doing complex software work and didn't make close to that much. Disgusting.

  • @BovikaAssumi
    @BovikaAssumi 5 років тому +207

    Back in the days, strippers would literally strip right in front of your eyes,
    Women semi nude dressed on the Internet=Modern day stripping
    Welcome to digital revolution

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +6

      @@arkplaysgame3826 have you ever been to a strip club... It's just blueballing the op is right, they are just strippers. Not even good ones, also some clubs have some no touchy policy, some let you. So they are less than strippers

    • @arkplaysgame3826
      @arkplaysgame3826 5 років тому +4

      @@theblackbaron4119 yeah there was this incident where the stripper said keep ur distance on a lap dance so we left and she shout u have no manner on how to treat a women am not sure how much distance do we need to have with so we did the right thing leaving bwhahahaha

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +5

      @@arkplaysgame3826 I usually don't frequent stripclubs, i have been a couple of times, because of friends marrying, going away etc. What I heard a lot before I went was actually true, the food there is usually great. People just don't mention that the drinks are awesome aswell, since the barkeeper has a wide variety of cocktails they prepare for you. Besides that.. I get to enter them frequently in uniform as a medic, for obvious reasons. Also a lot of accidents of perculiar nature tend to happen in brothels ( yes prostitution is completely legal in my country aswell)

    • @arkplaysgame3826
      @arkplaysgame3826 5 років тому +4

      @@theblackbaron4119 didnt know u r a medic thanks for the service, sadly the men are bad have gone too far to make people stay away from having any form relationship its sad that instead of making progress in science we are making up genders, mixing up and calling men as bad even if one prove to innocent.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +4

      @@arkplaysgame3826 yes, I agree with you. We're regressing in the name of progress. It erodes society, with things that aren't important, even though there are so many more important topics the media and most people should focus on. I have encountered a person that is delusional about herself, I mean she's just seventeen and talks about coming back from vocational school and being able to grow a magnificent beard. I kept composure to not say anything to her. As a medical professional I'd ask anyone to refrain from messing with their hormones. It's , on an individual basis dangerous, creating an artificial imbalance in a developing body cuts off lifetime. Can cause damage to your sexual organs, rendering you infertile or other previously not existing health issues. Moodswings, suicidal tendencies etc. I couldn't grow a full beard when I was 17, :') even though I'm a hairy man. Ten years later it's different, but she's young. Looks like a skinny shirt haired lesbian , but is completely healthy, after being on T for a year, not a lot changed, except she sounds like she's a 14 year old boy with voice cracks.

  • @quantumintelligence907
    @quantumintelligence907 5 років тому +187

    That clip at the end about the chick who made a quarter of a million with that little effort actually physically hurt me.... I just can't with this shit sometimes.
    I feel your pain Papa Gundam.

    • @rwatertree
      @rwatertree 5 років тому +7

      @@user-qx3lg8kq8v A quarter of a million seems like more than enough to retire on especially if you're married to a working man like half of twitch thots.

    • @rjzavala87
      @rjzavala87 5 років тому +8

      Its a cruel world, brother
      Noone guaranteed fairness in all facets of life. We men just have to be the best version of ourselves.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 5 років тому +1

      @@rwatertree A quarter of a million is nothing.

    • @onceaguard810
      @onceaguard810 5 років тому +19

      I'm young, 21 years old. I spent 2 years in a Culinary school plus another year of specializing in Management and Product of a Culinary background. I got my INTRODUCTORY Culinary degree and my Managers degree... I'm now currently working at a diner prepping food and doing dishes for 12$ an hour. This bitch gets a rich from doing only I believe an hour of dancing. Words cannot express my sincerest utter disappointment.

    • @rjzavala87
      @rjzavala87 5 років тому +8

      @@onceaguard810 hang in there brother. You still have your whole life ahead of you. Stay strong. Work hard. Itll get better. Its what makes real worthy men. Not having the world served to us on a platter like these bitches.

  • @mand0rk
    @mand0rk 5 років тому +120

    “I really like movies!”
    “Oh really? What did you think of Star Wars?”
    “What’s a Star Wars?”

    • @phelps6205
      @phelps6205 5 років тому +26

      There is a real image on the internet that literally goes like this:
      Girl: I'm such a gamer
      Guy:are you excited for E3?
      Girl:What is an E3?
      Guy: it is an video game event where ther anounce new games.
      Girl: sounds dumb, don't message again.
      WTF is wrong with women?

    • @iamtheangiechrist1090
      @iamtheangiechrist1090 3 роки тому +2

      Damn you nerds with your Stars.
      Both war and trek.

  • @JoshVega2012
    @JoshVega2012 5 років тому +126

    That Laura Lux chick has the intelligence stat of a piece of toast.
    Edit: Actually, the toast is smarter.

    • @sik3xploit
      @sik3xploit 5 років тому +17

      I would at least consider putting toast in my mouth.

    • @rctecopyright
      @rctecopyright 5 років тому +4

      And what about Butter toast... What a fughin tease right?

    • @m4gn3t0
      @m4gn3t0 5 років тому +2

      At least the toast has a purpose...

  • @argenisraul8111
    @argenisraul8111 5 років тому +130

    Do these kids don't know porn exists.
    PS: Your videos are a blessing after an 8-hour assignment.

    • @GokaikillerTobi
      @GokaikillerTobi 5 років тому +6

      I'd rather get a virus than pay for nudes

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 5 років тому +6

      Assignment.
      Children.
      .pick one, mate.

    • @bobtay214
      @bobtay214 5 років тому +1

      Can watch twitch zero clearing of history

  • @DScott-be7pg
    @DScott-be7pg 5 років тому +93

    "You can't even back into a driveway" I'M DYING 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ElPincheDruk
    @ElPincheDruk 5 років тому +53

    The logic is simple.
    The little sexy drawing is their competition, because they provide the exact same product, hell, the drawing can do way than the thots more for way less. So, competition must be eliminated, obvs they'll never word it as such, it'd be petty, which it is.

    • @xaviernaruto
      @xaviernaruto 5 років тому +8

      That's why they flip-flop their sexual freedom argument so many times. When it's not a real person they are quick to shoot it down. But when it's thoses thots they like "You go girl". Pisses me off. That's why I stick to hentai if I wanna get off.

    • @kyon2221
      @kyon2221 5 років тому +1

      What's ironic is that the npc and white knights who protect this thots that will make serious issues in front of kids or minors under 16 yrs old that visit twitch won't even give the light of day for a SEXY FICTIONAL CHARACTER in an adult game. Then they claim that bouncy boobs with fit and slim body are unrealistic towards fictional girls such as Lara Croft, any DOA girls etc., then we look at them jumping the gun protecting scumbag money hungry twitch thots that have almost the same body proportions as the ones sjw and feminist hates. Jeez the hypocrisy are overflowing over the charts already.

  • @DatBoiOrly
    @DatBoiOrly 5 років тому +343

    Thank you Gundam your content for speaking out against the hypocrisy

    • @dousek777
      @dousek777 5 років тому +3

      political correct fascism is real

  • @warren286
    @warren286 5 років тому +237

    Amouranth is married too 🤣🤣
    The guys that pay her are suckers.

    • @stevus23
      @stevus23 5 років тому +30

      Warren R I will admit she is super hot but ain’t getting any of my money!

    • @Solidsteakx
      @Solidsteakx 5 років тому +36

      Even if she wasn’t who cares. She’s gross.

    • @Lucius899
      @Lucius899 5 років тому +12

      beta online orbiters haha

    • @MacMac1313
      @MacMac1313 5 років тому +2

      Beyond suckers. They are idiots. Plain and simple !

    • @remc0s
      @remc0s 5 років тому +1

      Findom!

  • @Safebiscuit
    @Safebiscuit 5 років тому +336

    "This is crack for kids! Granted, its asscrack but crack nonetheless!" I laughed too hard during this.
    Edit:grammar

    • @gurkiratsingh8747
      @gurkiratsingh8747 5 років тому +6

      Was gonna comment the same thing. But don't call her drug dealer man, she's an entrepreneur.

  • @joelroudette1708
    @joelroudette1708 4 роки тому +6

    “Do you mind I’m having a crisis!” Man I fucking love you 😂

  • @rw277
    @rw277 5 років тому +19

    This is exactly why I teach "1984" to my students each semester, and emphasize how 'double think' is a firm part of online society. If you are aware, you can protect yourself.

  • @derpilzmann
    @derpilzmann 5 років тому +82

    These girls literally need to constantly carry a plant around to instantly replace the oxygen they waste

    • @nightmathzombieethan
      @nightmathzombieethan 5 років тому +12

      Luckily due to their low brain cell counts, they don't require much oxygen, just attention; However it's still a tragedy we have to breathe the same air as these things.

    • @XOChristianaNicole
      @XOChristianaNicole 5 років тому

      LOL!!! 🤣🙌🏻👌🏻

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier 5 років тому +1

      this is literally every thot in current year. ua-cam.com/video/nTCAu14N_WM/v-deo.html

  • @metatron8386
    @metatron8386 5 років тому +78

    The 80% men provide the fuel $$$. Chad cashes it in ... deep.

    • @lolasmom5816
      @lolasmom5816 2 роки тому

      The Chads don't lie about what they are doing. They don't pretend they are buying nudes as part of some higher moral standing or some BS.

  • @solowolf1005
    @solowolf1005 5 років тому +120

    "I'm not giving out free content for those foot fetish guys out there."
    That, my friend, is narcissism on steroids

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 5 років тому +19

      yeah, i know a sexy foot when i see one, and those weren't that great

    • @Reddotzebra
      @Reddotzebra 5 років тому +3

      @@marcoslaureano5562 I can guarantee you there is someone with that fetish as well. Hell, if it was true that's probably WHY she phrased it that way! XD

    • @marcoslaureano5562
      @marcoslaureano5562 5 років тому

      Emil Hallgren XD

    • @solowolf1005
      @solowolf1005 5 років тому

      @@comyuse9103 Probably not. I wonder how much she is charging for the "uncensored picture, probably a million dollars.

    • @solowolf1005
      @solowolf1005 5 років тому

      @echosixnoble I am quoting DarthLux's tweet that was featured in the video.

  • @undeadhambread4602
    @undeadhambread4602 5 років тому +103

    This is the only man on earth that can put words to my emotions of hate and anger...love this dude lol

  • @TrashCatGaming
    @TrashCatGaming 4 роки тому +6

    I stumbled onto your channel years ago and I’ve been watching every video you bring out since then. You put out quality content and you give men hope in a world that isn’t full of simps. I’ll forever support you because foot pics are not content, this however IS.

  • @COLT_Chris
    @COLT_Chris 5 років тому +37

    "They're only here because it's money."
    So is Twitch.

    • @Reddotzebra
      @Reddotzebra 5 років тому +3

      Except Twitch took one look at the numbers they were pulling and then changed that line to " **They** are money."
      That's why they're getting away with it, because they draw in a lot of suckers, and Twitch is shielded from any fallout by the vast amorphous blob of random women defending them (Usually for entirely self-serving reasons.)

  • @crosscemon
    @crosscemon 5 років тому +143

    Gundam! I missed you! This just made my work day!

  • @camrob1179
    @camrob1179 5 років тому +18

    8:06 "Well I'm an entrepreneur baby. I sell crack to kids."😂😂😂

  • @tessobaby
    @tessobaby 5 років тому +92

    "Is Venom an Avenger?" I almost choked myself to death after hearing that

    • @dioxincaddiz8166
      @dioxincaddiz8166 5 років тому +11

      Venom the strongest Avenger

    • @zombieman2821
      @zombieman2821 5 років тому +4

      He is not an official avenger but yes he has worked with and helped them.

  • @Youngphyconaut
    @Youngphyconaut 5 років тому +181

    Holy shit Gundam is the most based man on the internet.

  • @CalamitousReign
    @CalamitousReign 5 років тому +13

    You cannot logic a crazy person. YOU HAVE TO OUT CRAZY THEM.

  • @sgtkhaos1078
    @sgtkhaos1078 5 років тому +103

    EA strikes again. Toes DLC- $19.99 😂😂😂😂

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 5 років тому +1

      Still waiting for the Hair DLC.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 5 років тому

      @pochoun33137
      Because it is the most common fetish if I recall

  • @Patchess
    @Patchess 5 років тому +83

    I love you papa gundam

  • @Wchapel88
    @Wchapel88 5 років тому +66

    Hail Gundam, keep fighting and striving for that glorious reckoning.

  • @AndersKHatle
    @AndersKHatle 5 років тому +74

    Whats an m4 assault rifle? Is it in the avengers?
    10/10 gundam

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 5 років тому

      I wonder if it has been in an Avengers movie.
      It's been in the Man of Steel Movie.

  • @Char1ynn
    @Char1ynn 5 років тому +11

    WHY ARE THESE SQUIRLS IN MY YARD omg I died

  • @kittenwithmittens6200
    @kittenwithmittens6200 5 років тому +35

    Like gundam once said "its progressive oppressive"

  • @Gadnokopele
    @Gadnokopele 5 років тому +86

    As it turned out, the chick did about 5 to 10% of the work on the black hole algorithm. The rest of the code (about a million lines) was written by a guy.

    • @mehforreal6954
      @mehforreal6954 5 років тому +35

      Props to the girl,she herself admitted this fact lol

    • @towelmaster9240
      @towelmaster9240 5 років тому +3

      source?

    • @GuyFawkessupbiches
      @GuyFawkessupbiches 5 років тому

      This is old news.

    • @GuyFawkessupbiches
      @GuyFawkessupbiches 5 років тому

      This was known before that meme became popular.

    • @monchete9934
      @monchete9934 5 років тому +2

      Because she wasn't working on the code (most of her work was outside the coding part, i think it was planning or stuff) and code lines aren't accurate enough as a measure of job done because so long as you change a letter, it figures as yours until another change comes by (not to mention code lines can be of varying length).
      Though i admit that news outlets shouldn't give all the props to her because of being a woman because ironically they are also giving less merit to other women who worked in the project.

  • @khoamama88
    @khoamama88 5 років тому +9

    I'm okay with women doing softcore, but clearly, Twitch are too busy cashing in and ignoring the fact that softcore porn is mingling with their identity.

  • @dickmelsonlupot7697
    @dickmelsonlupot7697 5 років тому +90

    Her toes are DLC.
    And apparently you can get a pic of each toe through loot boxes.

    • @downanotherday
      @downanotherday 5 років тому +1

      Knowing my luck I'll go broke before getting one toe

    • @andrewe.2464
      @andrewe.2464 5 років тому +2

      @@downanotherday or you could not go broke by not buying the loot boxes lol

    • @downanotherday
      @downanotherday 5 років тому

      @@andrewe.2464 lol would only buy with in game currency that you don't buy with real money except in gta online

  • @ID_Shadowz
    @ID_Shadowz 5 років тому +45

    *T* hots
    *T* witch
    *T* witter
    *T* oxic

  • @YouWhatMate_Official
    @YouWhatMate_Official 5 років тому +30

    Progressive Twitter is like jumping back to a early 1960's hippie commune.

    • @imnotcreative2214
      @imnotcreative2214 5 років тому +1

      It's not worse than hippies on drugs or is it?

    • @dadrising6464
      @dadrising6464 5 років тому +3

      @@imnotcreative2214 its more hatefull

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 5 років тому +1

      At least in a commune a few people are working.

    • @imnotcreative2214
      @imnotcreative2214 5 років тому +1

      @@dadrising6464 That is what it is. It's no doubt more hateful.

  • @twolikedanumba4272
    @twolikedanumba4272 5 років тому +6

    Gundam, PLEASE never stop making videos. This shit is golden and is everything I’ve been thinking.

  • @moonmessiah9368
    @moonmessiah9368 5 років тому +35

    Syren Cove is so real and genuine. That does not do well on Twitch lol

  • @godboy114
    @godboy114 5 років тому +2

    Dude I just discovered you a few days ago and I've been binging. One of the realest youtubers

  • @richardm1062
    @richardm1062 5 років тому +33

    Oh wow, that guy with the Hot / Crazy graph was too much! Too funny!

    • @mrbarefootbogan6254
      @mrbarefootbogan6254 5 років тому +2

      I fucking died!

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 5 років тому

      Word. That shit was brilliant

    • @aaron5508
      @aaron5508 5 років тому

      I still wanna know what unicorn on that graph was.

    • @Fyngys
      @Fyngys 5 років тому

      @@aaron5508 representative of a woman so rare that they likely don't exist, and if you ever do find one you should try to capture it and study it for scientific research to see how it can be replicated

    • @aaron5508
      @aaron5508 5 років тому

      @@Fyngys haha thx!

  • @marekkoodziejak1513
    @marekkoodziejak1513 5 років тому +4

    When I want to "go through wormhole" to some other reality for entertaining - I watch this Gundam's rant. It's perfect to see some weird different reality - keeps me straight and at the presence ;p

  • @SaltySleggy
    @SaltySleggy 5 років тому +34

    I’m so glad I found Gundam so glad 😂”is venom one of the avengers” holy shit 🤣

    • @Reddotzebra
      @Reddotzebra 5 років тому +4

      "That black blob monster that came out of his body"
      At that point the cringe actually became physically painful. I don't care if people have only watched the movies, as long as they don't call themselves a fan of anything but the movies, but that was just...

  • @theroamingsavage8813
    @theroamingsavage8813 5 років тому +2

    Men who give this type of women money are pathetic... So sad

  • @G_Moos
    @G_Moos 5 років тому +13

    Never change Gundam, pls never change

  • @danhealy79
    @danhealy79 5 років тому +1

    I lost it at "Oh, these fucking squirrels..." I don't know why I find that so funny.

  • @blksrsil
    @blksrsil 5 років тому +20

    "No free clout!" Proceeds to show her name and give her clout hahahaha you tried Gundam, I'll give you that

  • @Kheapathic
    @Kheapathic 5 років тому +14

    Sex workers with boyfriends... dude's need to find someone else.

    • @instantautopsy7581
      @instantautopsy7581 5 років тому +1

      Some are into that life. You do you I guess.😞

    • @Kheapathic
      @Kheapathic 5 років тому

      Found the guy who frequents r/cuckold.

    • @ungayumungus8785
      @ungayumungus8785 5 років тому

      @@Kheapathic "Using reddit" lmao.

  • @lemwezzer63
    @lemwezzer63 5 років тому +22

    The line is between their legs.
    And that's as far as a twitch staff can see.

    • @rayneohnstadt7608
      @rayneohnstadt7608 5 років тому +1

      They get a lot more than nudes. Lots of rumors of some sexual harassment and coercion Goin on.

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 5 років тому +1

      @@rayneohnstadt7608 what's the lot more they get? Please explain.

    • @beynd1388
      @beynd1388 5 років тому +1

      @@rayneohnstadt7608 For real? Is this common?

  • @hueypancakes597
    @hueypancakes597 5 років тому +35

    26 minutes?!?! Is it my birthday?!?
    It's not but still the more Papa Gundam the better.

  • @typehazard
    @typehazard 3 роки тому +1

    That bag of nuts analogy is the greatest.

  • @voodoomac3743
    @voodoomac3743 5 років тому +46

    I wonder if your movements are as animated as your voice is when ranting into that mic

  • @itiswho2
    @itiswho2 5 років тому +8

    I work in a coal mine. Since watching all Gundams vids I'll randomly tell my coworker about this stuff and wish I was female so I could get in on this cash grab.

  • @DStritt
    @DStritt 5 років тому +1

    "Oh shut the fuck up! You dont even know how to back into a driveway."
    Hahahaha I'm dying laughing. Subscribed and liked.

  • @KSigKid
    @KSigKid 5 років тому +24

    "I'm giving no free clout."
    *proceeds to show entire username in Twitch clip.*

  • @JbizzyG
    @JbizzyG 5 років тому +36

    The face you make when you realize people still waste time on Twitch...

    • @brucelombardo
      @brucelombardo 5 років тому +3

      JbizzyG and twitter. And tinder.

    • @millionshadesofdarkness2165
      @millionshadesofdarkness2165 5 років тому +3

      and facebook and youtube

    • @terceljiminez1556
      @terceljiminez1556 5 років тому +1

      When I saw the most popular girls on twitch being tit-streamers, that's when I stopped using twitch.

    • @LaMangouste
      @LaMangouste 5 років тому

      Gundam streams on twitch :P

    • @mushrooms5757
      @mushrooms5757 5 років тому

      Twitter is not all thots and politics, if you have some friend to write with from time to time or are looking for somethng that interests you, it's alright.

  • @tylermalone6466
    @tylermalone6466 2 роки тому +1

    I feel sorry for Gramps Gundam for having to deal with this shit for his job.
    This is genuinely depressing to read

  • @CERTAIND00M
    @CERTAIND00M 5 років тому +13

    "[E]xcept for some hardcore weeb who works at Dunk'n Doughnuts."
    Yo, Gundam, you know Nathan?!

  • @usafbgartin
    @usafbgartin 5 років тому +12

    Don't walk into the sunset, Gundam! Without your antics all the stuff you cover goes from absurdly funny to absurdly depressing!

  • @Splatterpunk_OldNewYork
    @Splatterpunk_OldNewYork 5 років тому +8

    You named your dog fluffy. Funniest thing on earth LMAO.

  • @TreborSelt
    @TreborSelt 5 років тому +80

    If showing her feet for money is harder work than what she does NOW, then.. I don't even know.
    And I was able to find pics of them in like 30 seconds 😂
    Like, she doesn't know the internet is like a historical document.

    • @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns
      @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns 5 років тому +4

      Her big toe is elongated and her other toes are too bent. Not worth a donation better off watching girls judo or something.

    • @dokutah2480
      @dokutah2480 5 років тому +4

      they SOLEly need feet pics only

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 5 років тому +1

      @@dokutah2480 soles are the weirdest part. I could ALMOST understand toes, but the bottoms of a lady's feet?
      I'm not kink shaming here, I just... I don't get it. I even understand furries more than this.
      It seems like a product of abuse, and nothing more. Like some ancient Roman mother with some mental illness shoved her foot in her kid's mouth, and like other sexual abuse it spread from there.

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 5 років тому +7

      @@iami3rian394 Feet are gross and weird but the part of the body that literally produces feces is acceptable. God I fucking hate humanity...

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 5 років тому +4

      @@unnamed715 I love this comment lol

  • @ClassicKrusty
    @ClassicKrusty 5 років тому +20

    That nut rant was nothing short of epic 😂

  • @theoldfartnugget6251
    @theoldfartnugget6251 3 роки тому +1

    Dude, every other line you said had me fucking ROLLING 🤣!
    You, my friend, have a natural talent. I could listen to you for HOURS!
    Definetely wish I could like this video twice.

  • @leonkennedy7831
    @leonkennedy7831 5 років тому +91

    You really have to blame the people who are actually giving them money and not only the thots.
    They are the problem.

    • @desolatorstorm142
      @desolatorstorm142 5 років тому +25

      Not when you consider they effectively are selling sex work to an audience that can easily be minors. That's where shit's insidious.

    • @morya9
      @morya9 5 років тому +10

      True, those desperate virgins or beta males or whatever they're called are half of the problem here.

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  5 років тому +29

      That video is in the works, I am currently undercover in the pay pig community.

    • @ryankl1984
      @ryankl1984 5 років тому +5

      Young kids cant control their hormones, so yes the twitch thots are to blame for taking advantage of those young boys.

    • @Dreamer23245
      @Dreamer23245 5 років тому +1

      @@ryankl1984 it's harder for them true, but can't control it? not true. they're well in range to control it. just like a depressed person is more likely to go for drugs. it's still his choice.

  • @Badazztard
    @Badazztard 5 років тому +237

    Ask a drug dealer what he does and he'll say he's an entrepreneur.
    Ask a twitch/instagram thot what she does and she'll say she's a model.
    Psf, yeah okay.

    • @madlad7837
      @madlad7837 5 років тому

      @Mohel Skinberg Isn't it sad that the truest character in this comparison is a ruthless politician whom lives to fill the interests of the eternal juice?

    • @6StimuL84
      @6StimuL84 5 років тому

      @Mohel Skinberg Veritas Lux Mea.

  • @nyx-._730
    @nyx-._730 5 років тому +21

    Twitter is a cesspool that's why I barely use it.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 5 років тому

      I mean, depends on how you use it. I don't get to see any of that shit (because none of the accounts I follow participate in it), my biggest problem is how to hide swarmapp-tweets.

    • @sasukekuniski1959
      @sasukekuniski1959 5 років тому

      i dont use it at all

    • @sasukekuniski1959
      @sasukekuniski1959 5 років тому

      @@rolfs2165 twitter is trash.. why use it? full of trash its for normies and sheep

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 5 років тому

      ​@@sasukekuniski1959 I use it because one of my hobbies is primarily organized on twitter.
      I see twitter as a tool - it's up to you who you follow and which of the suggested hashtags you look at. Use it properly and you'll see none of the drama that Gundam serves us. (To be fair, it probably helps that about half of my follow list is Japanese.)

  • @BakedTerranaut
    @BakedTerranaut 5 років тому +20

    All that poor, misused oxygen...

  • @raedawn1306
    @raedawn1306 3 роки тому +1

    "Is it venom? Is he an avenger?" Oh. My. Goodness. I laughed out loud from that.

  • @chaskaconcar-tavares1358
    @chaskaconcar-tavares1358 5 років тому +39

    "No more free clout from gundam" Laura Lux, in her stream boxes and some of the tweets. Come on gundam stick to your words, if we cant trust you then who do we trust in to slay thots in this crazy world.

    • @iHasaComputer
      @iHasaComputer 5 років тому +2

      No ones going to look her up. Her face has too much fucking make up and her voice is annoying.

    • @millionshadesofdarkness2165
      @millionshadesofdarkness2165 5 років тому +2

      free clout wont save her from the dead end path shes headed down. let gundam do as he pleases

    • @chaskaconcar-tavares1358
      @chaskaconcar-tavares1358 5 років тому +1

      @@millionshadesofdarkness2165 Im not actually criticizing him XD im just making a joke man

    • @chaskaconcar-tavares1358
      @chaskaconcar-tavares1358 5 років тому +1

      @@iHasaComputer Shes more plastic than thot at this point ik, but i am just making a joke

  • @iceberg2526
    @iceberg2526 5 років тому +4

    LORD GUNDAM, u cant give this up brother... ur the TRUTH! WE NEED YOU!!!

  • @johnlynem
    @johnlynem 5 років тому +4

    I found your channel yesterday and get enough, your my hero lol.

  • @adamknight5089
    @adamknight5089 5 років тому +49

    You're the best UA-camr, keep doing u... always a highlight of my day coz this world is fukd

  • @xxSapphxx
    @xxSapphxx 5 років тому +30

    I think you're my new favorite youtuber

  • @weedgrass2338
    @weedgrass2338 Рік тому

    I am a Uber driver while I am going to school. When I am doing my fares from my place to place. These videos are always good to listen on the go.

  • @TheWiseChickens
    @TheWiseChickens 5 років тому +11

    Been waiting for this upload, thanks Papa Gundam

  • @Bjarku
    @Bjarku 5 років тому +16

    Gundam you are the best! I sent you an email a while ago on gmail explaining how much your videos helped me get through a tough time. Love you!

  • @alexad7570
    @alexad7570 5 років тому +6

    i thnk this is my new favorite channel, i am literaly binge watching every single one of your videos xD keep up the good stuff, subscribed for sure your hilarious!!

  • @Magus12000BC
    @Magus12000BC 5 років тому +4

    Somebody needs to photoshop Venom with an M4 Assualt Rifle in with the Avengers.

  • @ManuelMartinez-dy7gv
    @ManuelMartinez-dy7gv 5 років тому +1

    I haven't laughed so effortlessly to anything on UA-cam as I have watching the videos on this channel.
    Amazing.

  • @emilyspector2728
    @emilyspector2728 5 років тому +11

    I love the fact he gives awesome criticism while an awesome game plays in the background.

  • @lostangel2319
    @lostangel2319 2 роки тому

    Enjoy the content and you point of view on things. It's rare to see someone online nowadays that is willing to be honest, not only with themselves bit with the world and say certain things are crap. God forbid any of us have an opinion that something isn't good content.

  • @BuellGator
    @BuellGator 5 років тому +5

    "I sell crack to kids! I'm an entrepreneur baby."
    -ItsAGundam 2019

  • @prophecy13
    @prophecy13 5 років тому +6

    Don’t you even go anywhere Gundam. Your personality is 👌🏼.

  • @Bravilor
    @Bravilor 5 років тому +5

    Out of the murky crimson twilight
    Far beyond the perimeters of what was called civilization
    Lies an ancient city of ruins
    Where mutation thrives and demons roam
    The city of the deranged, the grotesque and of demigods
    In this year 2045
    Where only the strong shall survive

  • @johnc6497
    @johnc6497 5 років тому +5

    17:50
    You wouldn't know by listening to media reporting it, but that lady who contributed to the black hole image was a single member of a massive team... It was a TEAM effort, she did a part of it, yet she's the one who got 110% of all the coverage. I guarantee some members who worked on it are less than thrilled.

  • @badmojo90
    @badmojo90 5 років тому +7

    "her toes are 'content' "....im not gonna lie i completely lost my shit when i heard that, was laughing so hard they were able to hear it outside the house XD

  • @sketchybehavi0r
    @sketchybehavi0r 5 років тому +1

    Just found you based on my UA-cam suggestions, and the phrase "Billy Crystal Meth" just got you a new subscriber.

  • @GunplaBoi
    @GunplaBoi 5 років тому +5

    Gundam keeps me from taking a toaster bath

  • @stephenosbornjr.7794
    @stephenosbornjr.7794 5 років тому +22

    Dame Gundam, I'm sitting here trimming my bonsai watching your show laughing so hard at point i almost cut off the rong branch. 😅😅

  • @apanmarius
    @apanmarius 5 років тому +13

    21:40 dude twitch thot microtransacrions, unlock the feet DLC for $5 XD they're pulling an EA on the soyboy cash cows, gundam!

  • @austin62halo
    @austin62halo 5 років тому +5

    Gundam please don’t leave UA-cam I was subbed to alpha omega sin to, he recently did a stream. Would be a sad day to loose your channel.

  • @MK-mx8zg
    @MK-mx8zg 5 років тому +3

    It's video's like these that make me grateful to be a woman in Africa

  • @RoyDurett
    @RoyDurett 5 років тому +4

    I keep chumming the water and these sharks keep showing up WTF!

  • @John-wd8lc
    @John-wd8lc 5 років тому +6

    Gundam you are great man. I've said this shit to my buddies for awhile now and it's fucking awesome to see someone point out all the bullshit. Keep up the awesome work man.

  • @lebario1765
    @lebario1765 5 років тому +2

    wow man im so glad i found your channel recently, it makes me wonder how many more goldmines of content there are that i have no idea about. keep up the great vids haha