Food Theory: The Secret Recipe for Mountain Dew Pizza!
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- Опубліковано 11 січ 2025
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So, Mountain Dew came out with a cookbook. Of course that meant I had to track it down and take a look for myself. Imagine my surprise when in my browsing of The Big Bold Book of MTN DEW Recipes had NO PIZZA! What?! A staple food of most Mountain Dew fans, pizza felt like the PERFECT food to adapt as a recipe. So I DID! Theorists, I made a recipe for Mountain Dew pizza... that you should actually EAT!
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Credits:
Special Voice Over Guest: Dan "Cybert" Seibert
Writers: Matthew Patrick, Jason Parker, and Luke Barats
Editor: Alex "Sedge" Sedgwick
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
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This whole thing seems Dew-bious
Why did you dew this!?
Wow
@Hello There Aww man dew-de you broke the dew pun chain!
@Hello There *Badew-tss*
I think the food would be dew-lisios. no one payed you to say it but you did
Hearing someone else read Mat's script and force themselves through his bad dad jokes is so funny.
dad
I concur, definitely like this. Nothing wrong with MatPat but this could be a fun thing to do occasionally
What bad jokes? :D
Poor Dan poor poor dan
Yeah we need more editor Dan narration
Okay, eating that monstrosity is definitely the reason Matt Patt got sick, not necessarily because the pizza itself made him sick, but because the universe was low key punishing him for enjoying it
Lol
That’s just a theory a food karma theory thanks for watching
@Gff G stooooooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steph: "NOOOOO"
Mat: "It's not actually too bad"
@Gff G 🤨
"We're gonna retire some day, right?"
Wow. That. That's just hit so much harder after the announcement.
I literally came into the comments to see if anyone said anything 😢
It, in fact, did not age well
The first glimpse of a different host on the Chanel for a main video
To be fair, he's not retiring, just taking a step back and doing stuff behind the scenes
@@pixlyJolt I mean the odd thing is that, according to interviews and whatnot, they've been playing this since 2019 sooo.... They have been talking about it seriously during this.
Stephanie: *Runs away in fear of what they've created*
Mathew: "It's pretty good"
Mathew is already used to eating trees, so in his eyes, this abomination is delicous! Nice comment, Haroc HTC :)
Steph was Dr. Frankenstein, Matt was Dr. Frankenstein's grandson played by Gene Wilder.
Watching the Editor just die from the dad jokes, expose MatPat's mistakes, constantly go off script, and just kinda remind us that there are more people than Matt and Steph behind these videos, is actually really nice. I wanna see this guy more often
I know right! He always keeps me laugh!
He's got his own channel that I knew about well before I even knew he was an editor. Great stuff! Check him out on the Dan Cybert channel
Me too
Erin For Co-Voice Over!
He has a name
I actually really impressed by how good Dan was in the VO. Reading a script may be easy but keeping it engaging is not and I like that he didn't just try to be Mat, he put his own spin on it. 10/10 would listen to again
Was going to comment the same thing. He did a great job!
That was great. I expected to be skipping to Mat's sections but I enjoyed listening. Great job Dan!
yes
I really enjoyed this video, I found dan fun and entertaining, and I loved his sarcasum and jokes. I'm glad we still got some mat tho too. Its like having your cake and eating it too!
Alternate title: head editor Dan roasting almost whole theorist team for 21 minutes straight🤣🤣
Fr
A show called “Crime Scene Kitchen” was a very appropriate sponsor for this episode...
underated
Your right, killing a lizard in the backyard and playing and throwing his body and turning him into a pizza
Cursed pizza is definitely a crime in the kitchen
I got a little ceasars ad that's quite appropriate aswell.
it's like they based the entire episode around the sponsor except they didn't, but they did
I love mythical kitchen- oh wait
Hi There verified person
Ey.
ua-cam.com/video/HjNK2t-rq1s/v-deo.html
lol
I love mythical kitchen- oh wait
HELP
I like the idea that all the editors have a 11 year old video of MatPat singing just on-hand
So you saying you don't ?
should be part of the theory team starter kit
@Gff G dude wtf
You dont?
@@brianstabile165 wanna know what that is?
I've officially joined the "Encourage other's to give Mat an occasional break in VO land" club. Head Editor Dan is so fun, and that plus his recent foray into Game theory VO, and Steph's present episode are all very fun and endearing
Dan is a good editor in my opinion. On top of that he has his own channel for other content. Too many times has he had to release more and more videos on FNAF Fan Games
He's on a big break right now :'(
No better person to make the most gamer food, but the legendary game theorist himself .
With that in mind this theory could go on game theroy or food theory.
@@Zakkarypillow true true
Could you get out of my head, stop following me
www.youtubegas.com/watch?v=svideoshot
God dang you are everywhere!
"we were so caught up in seeing if we could, that we never considered if we should"
MY FAVORITE JURASSIC PARK QUOTE
We should though
I feel like Steph was considering that the entire time.
I love your name
Profound words, Mr. Penguin
I like how Dan, seemingly, had more fun editing this video than most. I don't know if he just liked narrating, or it was just the video itself.
I wish Sive was this passionate about editing, so Pewds wouln not have kept him hostage if it were so .
Let’s get Dan in as the new narrator
@@Co60-Ni60 too far
@@Co60-Ni60 that would actually help mat a bit as he is doing almost 3 vids a week on 3 different channel
@@Co60-Ni60 dan could be brought like once or twice a month
I love the idea of olly breaking into the kitchen and unwrapping the tomatillos
I actually love the editor voice over. Give this man a raise.
TEMMEH
agreed
Or at least a bonus. He made a very nice job.
@@justinferland6129 me
I agree
"With the dough tortured into place and Stephanie's citizenship in question..." THAT was the line that broke this camel's back
That was a genius line.
we got our eyes on you Steph- her ancestors probably
That was like something out of Sword Art Online chapter 16.5!
Woah what for real? Nah you lion
Mat and Steph achieved their full mom & dad form :D Love it
Gotta love how MatPat is putting a story between him and his coworkers in each of his videos with massive potential lore!
That "wait Matt's dead?" line was delivered flawlessly. Thanks Dan for hosting
"With the dough tortured into place and Steph's citizenship in question..." is a sentence I never thought I'd hear
MatPat would be a great poet, wouldn't he ;)
Lol
I really actually like seeing the other people do voice overs or have bigger roles in the videos themselves! It makes the theorist family seem more known
The joke about retiring steph made at the end hits so much harder now 😢😭
Honestly Mat and Steph playing The Witness together is so sweet and such a great game to play with someone else... clap and a half to you both...
Having a substitute narrator made the episode feel like one of those documentaries where they don't tell you till the end of the episode whether the people being filmed are going to survive.
No wait he has a point
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
@@sharkplay1261 So far from the norm
Stephanie's face as Matt is pouring mountain dew into the measuring cup at about the 12:56 mark killed me.
O_o
I read this as this happened
"We're gonna retire someday, right?"
That hits different...
Steph: Oh no how many puns are we going to suffer through this time?
Also Steph: *exclusively makes puns the entire rest of the episode*
Steph loves to pretend she's not the show's biggest fan
@@petrelli231 mmhmm
Yo, for real Matt and Stephanie's relationship is goals. The ending was so sweet I teared up.
MatPat: Hit me with the cheese Matt!
Matt: [yeets the cheese at his face]
He did what he was told at least.
This is the weirdest episode that will probably ever exist
With the general concept
The different narrator
And all the dubstep
How did the cult get into youtube ???????
Are u sure about that
@@Lucys_fisch ah yes, this video started a cult much?
I liked the narrator, he has a nice voice and was good at conveying the script. The music how ever. Did not work at all!
I agree
Steph, you are the best. I am so glad you are a part of this channel. I love you so much. Your puns cracked me up.
The look of shock and horror on Steph's face when Matt says "We're going to be doing this when we're sixty" broke me
Unless Olly takes over... Not saying the kid should, since he's still his own person, even at a young age.
@@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 YEah, but if he ends up taking after his Dad Pat he might CHOOSE to take over
lol, pure horror XD
Nice name Gundamnit Gundam + Damnit
When?
I hope Mat gets well soon! And also, am I the only one that thinks "Editor Dan" did amazing at hosting this episode? I'd really like to see him do more episode as well!
Same! Maybe similar to the ‘the science of’ series on Game Theory, but just have Dan host the usual video.
@@trippy_maskow Yes!! Exactly!
Yes, I was annoyed and satisfied at the same time... I was annoyed cuz it wasn’t something I was accustomed to... but satisfied cuz he did well and it was a real break from Matt’s voice lol
I just commented this exact thing and scrolled down to see if more people had the same opinion, hopefully they notice us
Omg me to!
I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of Italian voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
You felt it TOO? I thought I was the Only One
Every italian felt the pain of this disgrace
PLEASE
Yep
More of this guy let him and marinate more videos this is awesome and when you're doing one of those crash courses where you just end up watching a ton of film theory a ton of game theory and food theory because you have nothing better to do and you're stuck in your house all the time this isn't even the full swing of covid anymore the reason I'm still stuck inside is because my mom has anxiety and won't let us go anywhere so I find myself doing crash courses on these videos a lot and this is a phenomenal change of pace love it 😊💗💕❤️
We need some more occasional editor voice overs, the shade thrown on Matt was hilarious
Ya I need that in my life
I prefer Matt, tbh 😢
I gotta say this: Normally when a temp steps in for a host I find myself almost "waiting" for the main to come back. With Dan, he kept it so smooth I was laughing without even realizing it was Dan cracking the joke.
Nice job, give him the raise. He deserves to make the $13.25 an hour
I doubt they are paid by the hour
@OmegaGamesOfficial no bc he prolly has a set pay no matter how long it takes
@@cohensmith6100 Even if he does have a set pay he clearly deserves more.
Twas a joke my friends. I thought it was obvious but sarcasm does not translate well hahaha.
R/woosh
It's good to see Stephanie working with Matt. Maybe when he's old enough, Ollie will theorize with his parents.
Maybe he'll help solve the Fnaf lore.
Are you implying that this channel is becoming a family business
@@WarCows yes
@@WarCows it always was
But das jus a feowy... a fewd feowy! *incoherent child laughter*
Steph: We're gonna retire someday, right?
Me: ...
Mat: We're gonna be doing this when we're sixty.
Me: .........................
I like how sarcastic and sincere Dan is at the same time everytime
This was fun. Please don’t hesitate to have the editors voice the show when Mat gets sick, it was a nice change of pace.
It's been a sick month indeed!
May?
@@Sonic-oh2ly Ah, autocorrect I think. I’ll fix it now
yes
Agreed!
When dan say "never say fix it in post OR I WILL GO FOR YOU" i as a visual producer felt it in my soul
It was just 169 likes... 5 people liked at the same time...
16:47 My cat just happened to let out cry at such a perfect time😅
I actually really liked having another narrator, brought what felt like a different style. While this should probably not be the norm just yet I'd enjoy a few more of these every once and awhile. Also am i the only one who wonders if the reason Mat got sick shortly after this because the huge amount of caffeine in the pizza resulted in a weakening of his immune system?
As bad as that is I am worried for his teeth, they will be V I B R A T I N G from all that sugar
I thought the pizza made him sick too. lol
WE NEED MORE OF CYBERT
I am a Dew super junkie and the massive amount of caffeine I take in daily don't really effect my immune system to much. I never get sick so to answer your question.........to each his own. Everybody's body is different so it might have or he may have built up a immunity to the large amount of caffeine due to drinking so much for so long and it just diddnt make a different at all in his life. (That is what would happen if I ate it)
Yeah austin narrator style is good too (Blue text at thumbnail at game theory) he was calming lol
So, I guess we all know why "Crime Scene Kitchen sponsored this video:
1. The arson that was caused in the kitchen because Matt and Steph didn't know that doritos are a fire starter.
2. The absolute massacre of the recipe which turned "pretty good" according to Matt!
Edit: Great narration, Dan! Good job and keep it up!
In this episode mat and Steph act like the weirdly enthusiastic parents and Dan is the annoyed child who got roped into their nonsense 😂😂
true
😂😂😂
Basically in a nutshell
ha
Exactly
The story about how you bought 12 packs of mountain dew and it lasted a week sounds like something I would do.
It is now my personal head-canon that Mat got sick from the unholy Mt. Dew combinations which explains his voice in this episode
This was my thought as well.
Yes
"Today we ask the age old question."
"Will it pizza?"
"Let's talk about that."
Rhett and Link from GMM!
Lol
I clicked from the thumbnail and had to double check what channel I was on!
No, it won’t unfortunately.
Dew you mean lets TACO bout it! AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FOOD PUNS
I love how this video reads like a nature documentary, where Dan is narrating the lives of the primitive Mat and Steph in their natural habitat.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
agreed, i don't think it should be a habit, but i'd love to see a couple more episodes with this format
That is the best description of this episode I love 🤣😂
The Italian DNA in Steph at 19:20 is causing a physical reaction. the hands, THE HANDS
Editors VO was real good. Happy to see him do it again if he ever needs to.
The lack of matt's dad jokes was also appreciated XD
Yeah Lead Editor Dan did well.
"Rarely there has been a pizza that actively made you want to brush your teeth after eating it." America: YES
I hate living in 'merica
@@HonchoMotors I love livin in 'merica
@@Plane. ur mom
Why? We make Mountain Dew pizza how could you hate America
Imr
The episode started saying not to expect good humour and then Editor Dan hits us with "Stephanie's citizenship in question"
YES!!
He was the only person in the episode that was funny
That part caught me off guard. 😂
that cracked me up
18:55
Missed the chance to say "Here's the moment of dew"
"This is the type of pizza that gets you Italian citizenship revoked"
An underrated joke
The biggest irony is Steph's willingness to put up with and try these ridiculous foods that she and Matt cook together even when she knows that it has flavours that don't agree with her.
IKR goals right there, also I think theres a bot, destroy him plz youtube
I say we raid then free her
That isn't an irony, it's a sacrifice for fun and science
@Krk Jk get out bruh
I love seeing the whole crew getting involved in these episodes
I like how the other members of theorist team are becoming recurring characters now.
Forget the Marvel Cinematic Universe that died after Endgame. We want the Matpat Connected Universe!
Yeah me too
Waiting for MovieBob
"I think my nose hairs just shrivled up and died!"
Ahhh that's why he's sick
yep
13:26
Lol I saw your comment as soon as he said it 🤣
Matpat: It's pretty good actually
Stephanie: " *This dish is not part of the clean plate club* "
Babish
When the Theorist channels end in a few weeks it helps to know these old gems will still be here to rewatch.
It's hilarious to have Dan question his job and his whole existence in the narration. I love MatPat's and Steph's ability to just jump in and try something ridiculous, but my sarcastic core also really likes the commentary of "yup, we are toootally a legitimate food channel, omg wtf nooooo" 😆
we need more of cybert narrating
Gotta admit, Editor Dan's VO came as a surprise, but the format was really refreshing to have Dan's commentary in there with Matt and Steph's experiment and research! Makes it come across as more of a big Team Theorist effort!
If each slice is the equivalent of a can of soda, explains why the dentist did not want to hear anything about this 😂
...in caffeine
the irony of him saying they'll never retire at the end
Ik
In freshman year of college my roommates and I found a similar sale, emptied *everything* out of the fridge, and packed it with as many cans of Mtn Dew as would possibly fit. Took about a week to polish it off as well. We were drinking them for breakfast, drinking them in the shower, having a couple for dinner then a few more for dessert...
Not sure how I'm still alive now that I think about it.
between you and the editor, they are stories of how much the human body can withstand
as a stupid 17 year old who recently developed an addiction to the radioactive gamer juice, i'm definitely gonna die before i'm thirty.
@@thedorkknight9684 Are you still alive?
i feel ya
They actually don't sell it in my country. Someone told me because of some ingredients that you could possibly make drugs with. I don't know myself though. I had to bring a bottle for me and my little brother to try when I happened to be in Germany. I don't really remember what it tasted like but I do remember not thinking it was that special
I quite like Dan's voice as a 3rd person narration of Matt and Steph's video.
same man, same
No
Dew more
Mat's face during all these weird food theory episodes is brilliant
"Why is this my life, I love it so much"
I was gonna like this comment, but it was at 69.
400th like congrats
Stephanie :nooo why did we do this episooooode
Matpat:hmmmmmm good
Matthew Patrick is a true gamer
Lets take a moment and appreciate the faces that steph makes when tasting the food and the amount of energy she has being in the video
Hahahaha
That music each time there is a “Step 1,2,3,4...”
It’s making my heart vibrate
Not as much as this pizza would probably
@@Traveller281 yeah his heart vibrations are probably *dew* to eating that pizza
@@Traveller281 PFFT
@@idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678 .......... I feel nothing but pain, why must you dew this to me
What is that song
No wonder crime scene kitchen is the sponsor of this video, I'm Italian and Mat Pat's kitchen can very easily be qualified as a crime scene.
How long would he be in jail for?
@@Amethyst-Art
Infinite years. Says galactic law. Call it valandalism.
@@acon70 woah
The trial in the court is intense and Gordon Ramsay is the judge
yed
I’ve seen this before but I didn’t realize how much I loved it until just now. Head editor Dan, your voice along with the epic music over the montage and The epic music in the transitions to the next part. It really makes it feel like it’s a completely different UA-cam channel, one that I would watch and that I would already be subscribe to.
Why does Dan sound like your practical uncle? Like, your dad’s more sensible, not smoking, reformed brother? The one who knows a lot about D&D, and uses his practical job to buy nice card sets for you on your birthday. And heads up: Dan has a channel, That Cybert Channel.
He actually does
That's incredibly specific
@@superemoboi2050 A) Am I wrong? I want your thoughts (like, genuinely, not trying to backtalk), and B) I like your pfp
Omg so specific but so accurate
Your description of the practical uncle is identical to my stepfather who is an only child.
Dan should narrate more, the way he dunks on Mat is soooo funny!!!!
Yea lol
yes
Yea
Agreed but don't do it all the time or dan will become empty husk filled with terrible dad puns
I just want to say I love Dan in this video! He did an amazing job as a fill in! Honestly, I really like all the other crew members we have gotten to see on this channel when we do get to see them! They are also really great personalities!!!
16:06 MatPat: "Hit me with the cheese Matt" Matt: Literally hits MatPat with the cheese.
I would love to see a spin off where this guy narrates random things that Matt does
If only he had a channel
@@FriedIce3 I think he does
@@MmMm-mr6tf he does its that cybert channel... He's just hit 100k and I'm quite proud of him for it.
Yes definitely
Steph: "Whhhyyyy did we do this episode?"
MatPat: "...it’s pretty good!"
Did you mean: "Whhhyyyy Did we DEW this episode?"
@@DustDevilAsmr *Yes.*
@@somemortal516 bruhhh xD the pun
Can we all just take a minute to just appreciate there editor and how amazing he made these transition's
Yep the transition's are so cool. Thank you Editor!
Thanks for all the likes never had this many🥺💖🥺💖🥺
yes
Omg that's for the likes everyone
their*
"Yes, my favorite type of chips while theorizing : THEORITOS"
As someone with a heart condition, just watching this episode is going to send me to the hospital
@Lou LouStfu
It sucks that I always see bots in people’s reply sections :(
Everyone: you can't make a mtn dew pizza
The Food Theorists: Dew or dew not, there is no try
Nice
Finally! A Dewrrific Pun
@@Wiki9339 (claping) perfect
@@drdestruction5564 nah. I think he should *dew* better
No offense
I want
To Die
I just met Dan, and I love him. The Mtn Goo monologue with Matt's GooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo in the background was sheer genius. 13:00 His descent into madness is much appreciated. See you at the bottom Dan.
Dantdm?
Sir Games-a-lot no, the editor who did the voice over.
The way he looked awkward when he said “it’s a puzzle game… that we play together…” was perfect
I actually like this episodes structure a lot more. Having Matt do the experiments and having Dan doing the voice over stuff adds more perspectives to the episodes. I would actually like to see this format stick around.
@Gff G shut
@@wenlock8069 up
@@Estimatic now
yea me too
I'm so used to hearing matpat in videos that this is weird.
Ok not only is the voice over commentary hilarious, this episode is just like wow. It's ao funny watching matpat and steph torture themseleves with monstrosities such as this. I love this channel, and you guys. Youre all do amazing
The thing that really makes this gamer food is the green crust so you won't notice the mold growing on it after you've left it by the keyboard for a week
With how much sugar loaded into the pizza, I doubt it's gonna mold. At all.
@@xenalee6836 maggots best dream
Hearing Matt casually threaten Dan in the most expressionless "I'm trying to make this hurt less than it needs to" voice was priceless.
Steph: *excited* We're gonna retire someday, right?
Mat: We're gonna be doing this when we're 60.
Steph: *extremely concerned* THAT'S IT! I'M DONE!
🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌
Shut up @@Nhaptenkenh
That was 6 months ago-
Ok but why was this video soooo good?! Dan’s voice was perfect and this was the most I laughed at a Food Theory (or any of the other channels) in a long time! Please, I would love for more of the theorist crew to hop aboard and each have their own episode (if they want to that is).
I don't know about you guys, but Dan's voice throughout the episode was just spot on. Absolutely would want another episode with him, maybe like an alternate austin but in food theory
That
Would be perfection incarnate
That would be really cool.
I agree!!
YEEEESSSSS
I really do like his voice
This is honestly a good example for how the channels will be when MatPat unfortunately takes his leave
Is he the one taking over game theory or a different channel? I forgot
@@theSCARB Head Editor Dan will not be taking over hosting duties! I wish he would host Game Theory though because I love his voice and delivery.
I need Tom to do some voice over work so we can get an idea for how it's going to sound. He's the only one I don't believe has given it a go as of yet and while I have faith in the channels, I have the slightest bit of worry about his stage presence, as it were.
@@ShesNervous I think it would be really nice to see him voice. Because he knew what he meant, he was able to edit it just a little better.
“This video is sponsored by Crimescene Kitchen!”
*proceeds to perform crimes against humanity and the culinary arts*
E
Crime scene - crime
I really want Dan to do more color commentary on future episodes. His snide little remarks were SO fucking funny.
17:05 Stephanie just reacting to the fire with, "Oh no, oh n- oh, oh" while MatPat screams in the background seems so accurate to what would actually happen
Steph: "WHYYYYYYY DID WE DEWWWWWW THIS EPISOOOOOOODEEEEE?!????"
Matt: **lip smack** "its pretty good!"
Ok when i heard Matt wasn't going to voice this i was skeptical but im surprised how well Dan did
He could do episodes now when mat is out, nice.
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