chat telling ennel that he has a hormone imbalance because he lets art speak to him on an emotional level to the point of crying is painful. bro has whimsy and they dont understand
RL is a 36 year old male, presenting to the emergency room with bald. RL's condition quickly declined, and he was put into a medically induced coma to prevent him from giving all of the hospital staff "five BOOMs".
@@biasedactions I always love that bit more every time I hear it for that distinctive ring to it. I laugh but also I wouldn't have made it, takes a streamer.
Looking at this comment section is like watching a trainwreck in slowmo: Like seeing your grandma suffering from Alzheimer's, her cognition steadily declining, speaking the same things over and over again, her sentences deteriorating into basic components like "guys" and "of course."
Feels like Joseph Anderson's bit he's been doing for years where he just pronounce every "-ake" word like a japanese words, and every "-ake" japanese words like they were english
23:00 I 100% agree though, basic pathos does not magically make a movie good, and being just an individual you can reflect and put your own experiences into a character's even if they're not well-defined. Just feeling things, especially when elements such as score can hearken back to many other better films and experiences, is pretty expectable
12:29 NL when you meet him at the grocery store and tell him how cool it is to meet him in person but you didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
brother, I’ve been a fan for like a year now. How often does NL start hate campaigns on people that he has described HIMSELF as. He literally was the guy talking about how a capri sun hits like nothing else at 3 AM HE was the guy shitting on people that tweet “I wish stores offered single tortillas so I’m not stuck with extra tortillas that I have to use now”. And now he’s complaining about having to use all the wraps and having excess wraps, and wishing they made single serving options Is this a normal thing with him?
That turnaround was a literal NL bit like 3 months ago. He was talking about the need for a store that sells 2-4 slices of bread, then commented on how he once railed against people like that. The video section is called “the anti-Costco store” or something like that.
If you'd have a public record of yourself stating your opinions in a funny way for the amusement of strangers, you might find yourself surprised at how much this would happen to you. People change in a myriad, tiny ways, sometimes over the course of years, sometimes days.
Hearing you say they tried to keep it quiet at school is wild. They literally interrupted class and put that shit on TV in school and you and I are the same age.
6:23 feeling embarrassed that he can type every single type of online person. I was this twelve year old on UA-cam twelve years ago. Honestly, I still am.
if there are any advanced trollers that see this and watch live a lot you should copy the name of the insanely long number guy and just soak up accidental wrong @'s and be completely insane just to create chaos
Apollo trying to describe how idioms use words figuratively and then somehow picking the one example that is not an expression or idiom. Used to as in "previously accustomed to" is an extremely old context for the word used. "you used to be cool" is "you were previously accustomed to being cool"(implying you aren't now) Idioms are more like lend me your ears where in the literal translation is something horrific like "can you cut your ear off for me I need to borrow it" when obviously with any minor amount of context it means pay attention to me I'm speaking.
100% better = 2x better. If NL was at 30% operational capacity the day before, he would be at 60% operational capacity today, that is how the math works out.
sinister came to mean evil *because* it meant left bc of all of the biblical comparisons of things putting the good stuff on the right and the bad stuff on the left
Cobra Kai is a fucking terrible show, I dont understand the hype. ITs not that interesting, its terribly acted and the story is so predictable you would write it with your eyes closed.
I know people are going to be like yeah no shit. but I kinda realized NL isn't as smart as I thought he was when he said he got stun locked by the "how does the mirror know" thing because boy how do people not understand reflection and refraction like I had to pass high school physics with this info how did bro get a whole bio college degree.
Biology isn’t physics and actual dedicated physics isn’t mandatory in most schools. Also he’s like a little old not like old old but a little, people forget. I’ve gotten stunlocked by demonstrations of things I already knew before even when I shouldn’t have and been embarrassed about it when I realized partway through. Like he’s not a genius but he’s not stupid either it’s not that weird.
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chat telling ennel that he has a hormone imbalance because he lets art speak to him on an emotional level to the point of crying is painful. bro has whimsy and they dont understand
so true
Just red pilled chatters probably beaten by fathers and told men don't cry
RL is a 36 year old male, presenting to the emergency room with bald. RL's condition quickly declined, and he was put into a medically induced coma to prevent him from giving all of the hospital staff "five BOOMs".
I missed the opportunity for a simultaneous campylobacter and salmonella joke, I will never recover from this
@@biasedactions I always love that bit more every time I hear it for that distinctive ring to it.
I laugh but also I wouldn't have made it, takes a streamer.
Pt remains in comatose state NPO. Glasgow Coma Scale is 20. Dr Chiblee orders 10g +2 Q8HPRN via nasal cannula and 4 tablets of Bandle Today AC
It’s crazy all that happened while they wrote the Goosebumps books at the same time.
After administering anesthesia, nurses noted the patient was incessantly making Hawk Tuah jokes
my friend who always talks about only drinking water fails to mention the stolen valor of it being sparkling every single time.
I only drink water, I like mine sparkling, with a little caramel flavor aspartame acesulfame potassium and caffeine served in an aluminum can.
To be fair its still water but with air in it. You cant drink a gas. Si shes drinking water and breathing at the same time.
Looking at this comment section is like watching a trainwreck in slowmo: Like seeing your grandma suffering from Alzheimer's, her cognition steadily declining, speaking the same things over and over again, her sentences deteriorating into basic components like "guys" and "of course."
my brain is good
guys, guys? of course, we are guys.
Guy...s, we're.. who are.. we're guys of.. we're... guys... Of course...
+2 guys
Thanks for the company
Also, him pronouncing Cupcakke like the famous japanese film genre is sending me.
honestly? she'd love it
is her name not pronounced like that like bukkake ismt that the point 45:41
why tf there a timestamp💀my bad
Feels like Joseph Anderson's bit he's been doing for years where he just pronounce every "-ake" word like a japanese words, and every "-ake" japanese words like they were english
Right like if cupcakke was japanese shed totally be goong by bukkake
i get it, i get what's happening now, i have some connection to reality
felicia during the $5000 challenge on supermarket sweep:
@@BudBonkerson+2
We're Librarians, of course we add to the collective wisdom of mankind
He raps fast like an Uzi and his songs go straight vertical to the top of the charts. Lil Uzi Vert.
and he's short
we're here guys
guys we’re here
Here guys, we're.
we’re here, guys
Of course. 😏
where, guys?
feels like ryab gets sick like, every two weeks dude
Probably less after he stopped eating on the toilet. But also, kids will do that to ya
it's taxing work being the pinnacle of Man
brother thar is a sickens comming round
Almost as often as he goes on a cruise
When you're in your thirties with a child who brings home sicknesses this happens.
We're 2 year Library members, of course we have a blue Minecraft book or something
23:00 I 100% agree though, basic pathos does not magically make a movie good, and being just an individual you can reflect and put your own experiences into a character's even if they're not well-defined. Just feeling things, especially when elements such as score can hearken back to many other better films and experiences, is pretty expectable
We are here brother
NL felt ancient to me growing up (been watching him for 11 years), but he's legit 5 years younger than my buddies at work
He hated dooley so much and then the second the puffer is back in hes running it. Saying this as a fellow dooley hater.
12:29 NL when you meet him at the grocery store and tell him how cool it is to meet him in person but you didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
+2
Classic
That one chatter responding to the "Used to be" discourse with "he has a point" is peak irony
everyone but ryan going full gambling addict mode immediately is hilarious
9:14 Faunas first -2
+2
were librarian guys of course we comment on stuff we already watched to boost the algorithm
... guys... of course
Oh, so they actually played Lethal Company in addition to just being in the casino.
brother, I’ve been a fan for like a year now.
How often does NL start hate campaigns on people that he has described HIMSELF as.
He literally was the guy talking about how a capri sun hits like nothing else at 3 AM
HE was the guy shitting on people that tweet “I wish stores offered single tortillas so I’m not stuck with extra tortillas that I have to use now”.
And now he’s complaining about having to use all the wraps and having excess wraps, and wishing they made single serving options
Is this a normal thing with him?
he has dementia
That turnaround was a literal NL bit like 3 months ago. He was talking about the need for a store that sells 2-4 slices of bread, then commented on how he once railed against people like that. The video section is called “the anti-Costco store” or something like that.
Man (as a species) is a startling contradiction. He just gets to use his for content for the banter farms.
If you'd have a public record of yourself stating your opinions in a funny way for the amusement of strangers, you might find yourself surprised at how much this would happen to you. People change in a myriad, tiny ways, sometimes over the course of years, sometimes days.
NL is undergoing a metamorphosis
13:15 I've never felt so caught out, literally drinking water and a modelo LMAO
Crazy to think that we're already in September. Thank you librarian for the good times this year.
Hearing you say they tried to keep it quiet at school is wild. They literally interrupted class and put that shit on TV in school and you and I are the same age.
0:48 reynad looks like that now??
He's been spending too much time in Dooley cove
Yea he went off the reservation a bit ago. All the clips I've seen of him have him spouting some weird stuff.
@@Rock12402That's a vague statement
6:23 feeling embarrassed that he can type every single type of online person. I was this twelve year old on UA-cam twelve years ago. Honestly, I still am.
guys
__'__ _____ ___, __ _____ __ _____ ____ ___
No homo
@@gadunka888_2
of course
I love this librarian, keep up the good work!
wow, this commenter is so right! +2 keep up the good work!
36:14 he’s been listening to Bladee again
of course we are
if there are any advanced trollers that see this and watch live a lot you should copy the name of the insanely long number guy and just soak up accidental wrong @'s and be completely insane just to create chaos
Watching men immediately become gollum the minute gambling is introduced is absolutely textbook
15:00 A celtic reference? Does this man's knowledge know no bounds?
1:22:55 am I old for hearing "she likes to sing and dance" and immediately thinking "some say we're the perfect match"
4:27 libriarian, where's this video from??
Bro always talking about Indiana like he goes there alot 😂
Died in 2024, Born in 2025, welcome back Pufferfish infinite
Apollo trying to describe how idioms use words figuratively and then somehow picking the one example that is not an expression or idiom.
Used to as in "previously accustomed to" is an extremely old context for the word used.
"you used to be cool" is "you were previously accustomed to being cool"(implying you aren't now)
Idioms are more like lend me your ears where in the literal translation is something horrific like "can you cut your ear off for me I need to borrow it" when obviously with any minor amount of context it means pay attention to me I'm speaking.
100% better = 2x better.
If NL was at 30% operational capacity the day before, he would be at 60% operational capacity today, that is how the math works out.
sinister came to mean evil *because* it meant left bc of all of the biblical comparisons of things putting the good stuff on the right and the bad stuff on the left
he’s back and making content the old fashioned!
The rare Northernlion-Regulation Podcast crossover event
But would it enhance his performance for a stream 🤔
I definitely did this in high-school! I also got married! It did indeed ruin my life.... should've used Bengay
1:20:06 can anyone tell me why this bit gives me deja vu, could be a different creator saying the same thing or nl, idk
nl had a bit where he tried to recall the mission impossible theme song and kept singing different parts of the 007 theme song
I saw the thumbnail without reading the channel name and I really thought Chubbyemu was trying to game the algorithm or something. You got my ass 😭
thank you as always librarian
15:00 "Celtics are going back to back" literally lose to the Kings the day chatter typed this
(And i made $240 with derozan on points)
27:50 Jinxy camp?
I guess haters don't get to go to titan.
Fiber One is honestly a top tier cereal
24:27 CAUGHT
i love you librarian
bless librarian
i dont enjoy watching lethal company, but im glad i skipped thru to the outro bc egg feel good inc goes CRAZY
Thank you as always librarian
NL had bird flu
anyhoo, i’m gonna go to bed
I didn't expect to see his chocolate attack today
Underscore?
Okay he is very much looking like an American version of ryan seacrest in this one - 9 month youtube sub!
Course, guys we’re of
I can't stand the slander anymore.
NL needs to watch more Clair Denis. She directed the best movie of the 90s (Beau Travail).
I only drink water and black coffee, I most certainly do not drink beer.
I'm afraid I have experienced this title and it's true
thank GOD i have something to watch for lunch
LorthernNion
Cobra Kai is a fucking terrible show, I dont understand the hype. ITs not that interesting, its terribly acted and the story is so predictable you would write it with your eyes closed.
Nice try Jonny
so glad ryan is a fellow dry cereal warrior. i can't stand the texture milk makes it
In this small experiment, we add salt to this streamer and...
39:11 10thdegree CAUGHT
what is happening
HE DOES NOT KNOW BALL
One of the worst Bandles of all time
We
I know people are going to be like yeah no shit. but I kinda realized NL isn't as smart as I thought he was when he said he got stun locked by the "how does the mirror know" thing because boy how do people not understand reflection and refraction like I had to pass high school physics with this info how did bro get a whole bio college degree.
He's not good with shapes. You're a redditor commenting on UA-cam. We're not all perfect
Man just go outside
Biology isn’t physics and actual dedicated physics isn’t mandatory in most schools. Also he’s like a little old not like old old but a little, people forget. I’ve gotten stunlocked by demonstrations of things I already knew before even when I shouldn’t have and been embarrassed about it when I realized partway through. Like he’s not a genius but he’s not stupid either it’s not that weird.
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