World of Warships - The Two Brothers Show!
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Two Brothers. The one map in World of Warships where the kind of Pants-On-Head-Stupid that might raise an eyebrow on any other map is just... well, it's just Two Brothers.
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When I make mistakes in WOWS (or WOT) my first thought is not "Oh no I wont get a good result" or "I wont be able to support my team." Its "Oh no I hope I dont end up on a Jingles replay being roasted..."
Honestly it would be both my greatest embarrassment and my greatest achievement to be called a potato by our gracious Gnome Lord
That's an oddly Kremlin shaped Musashi there...
It's the new Russian Premium Tier X: The Kremsashi. All the bonuses of Musashi, with all the bonuses of Kremlin, and the weaknesses of neither ship. Because balance? What's that? Russian ships ARE balanced! How do we know? Wargaming says so! DUH!
C'mon it's Jingles. What did you expect?
The musashi did actually snipe the bb at the end there
@@shinikarukyukei1093 i hope this was posted before your morning coffee...
@@civiere which point are you talking about the Kremlin being a Musashi? Cause the final kill on that BB in the corner was killed by the Musashi
I think he had a lepantso on the head moment...
Excuse me sir, this comment does not have enough likes. I will be complaining to the top comment department lmao. Amazing pun.
Holy shit
To. The. Top.
Up you go!
Jingles "I had to do some shopping and play AC, you nearly didn't get a video"
Me "Damn millenials, they're not used to doing any work at all anymore"
Lol. Jingles will be so lucky to be a Millennial.
@@benzzoy Hey! The 70's were great!!
If 50 years old, I had no idea I was a millennial...😅
@@ChIGuY-town22_ IKR! I will be 50 next month and I don't feel any younger! LOL!
Oh, you youngsters! Ugh!
:D
Just like certain meals, some maps go really well with potatoes.
Make that mashed potatoes! XD
funniest map ever this, the middle is an endless stream of hilarity
The Noob-grinder giveth, the Noob-grinder taketh away ^.^
I've always called the two middle islands as Russet and Red.
Because majority of the players that pass through there at the start of the game are usually potatoes of different varieties.
@@misot90 i ambushed a Bayern and Vasteras in my Graf spee a couple of months back coming through the middle.... the banter beforehand was hilarious.... at the end of it everyone was laughing
NEVER gets old XDXD
@@jimmiarreltherford8464 👍
The yolo Kurfürsts not being bottom of the team really says something about the quality of play ... Bless them, they had fun!
The other day I potatoed, got dev struck in a nurnberg, four minutes into the game. I had 14 k damage, no ribbons. I was first to die. Fifth from the bottom in xp. How can that even happen??
@@Matthew10950 reminds me about my first tier 5 battle.
HMS Emerald, got into a Tier7 battle as the only tier5... yeah...
got spotted and harassed by the carrier for 3 minutes though he only managed to take down 10% of my health,
then got citadel'd with a following detonation by a Gneissy from over 16km range over a island.
shot down 10ish aircrafts.... no other real damage done and gave me 2'nd place on scores on my team
@@brrebrresen1367 RNGesus, thats tough. I guess we like pain?
@@Matthew10950 today I had a match in Kii and I couldn’t connect and it just showed the team line ups. I loaded as there was only one ship left on the enemy team I was still alive I got a citadel and a 25k salvo and came second from the bottom. Meaning someone did worst than someone who was AFK for the entire match!
The funniest bit wasn't just the enemy Lepanto trying to flee to another map - there was also the friendly Yamato who ended the battle sailing _away_ from the enemy near the friendly spawn point.....
"Today you're going to see some things that will make you roll your face all over your keyboard."
Perfect! (Logs into World of Warcraft, loads hunter character)
...and queues for Eye of the Storm?
"'Dead 1', this is 'Dead 3', are you dead too, over?"(A little twist on an old infantry radio joke.)
14:00 umm actually Jingles, that's a Kremlin.
That is the new Kremsashi!
You forgot the story of when the Musashi mated with the Kremlin to have babies!
Jingles being jingles
God I remember this game. I had so much fun. Don’t even care that I didn’t do tons of damage. Me and my div friend just wanted to have fun on this game, and we did. Ramming the CV made my damn day. (I was _Orb_ btw)
it was not worth it btw
I bet you've brought some serious adrenaline rush for that cv too!
Looked like a great time, feel sad for the debbie downers in here that think there's more important things than having fun.
@@kshitijmadhwal9148 depends what you want to get out of the game lol
"It was absolutely worth it, just not for them" - I almost fell out of my chair laughing!
Morning Jingles
Yes, I got one to.
8:35 I was hoping you said this because he was about to sink their CV as well, based on the last known position lol
When the map is Two Brothers, you do the channel dash. That is law.
Actually it can be very useful if you do it right.
You stop at the end an take cover as much as you can. A flank there can take pressure from the flanks at the sides and allow you team to push there.
But we know that in many cases either the ships in the channel do it wrong or the team is not using the momentum for doing a push.
GK - going up the middle:
"Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;"
It’s the two islands in the middle of the map, they look vaguely like cleavage…amd we know how cleavage affects gamer-brains.
No comments about my favourite UA-camr coming in at the end to make it a perfect video (Thanks Akizuki)? I can go back to my work in the Salt mines happy now.
"Make you roll your face all over your keyboard" is a new one for me and it's hilariously weird.
I’ve never played WoW, but i would definitely match the energy of the friendly aircraft carrier. That was hilarious hahah
Just set up a camera on top of one of the brothers and live feed every game 24/7. I'd watch that. The games this map sees constantly are incredible.
Me, at the start of the vid: let me guess, a carrier secondary build is going to sail through the channel. Ok, not quite what actually happened, but close :).
Last time I see Two Brothers are just Battleships entering the Tunnel zone of the map.
Look for a NA video from June 11. Had a whole team come down the middle and they actual pulled it off. I got kill early, but after a longer day than expected at work, I wasn't at my best. It wasn't a standard battle so if we just sailed away from them and took the other caps we probably would have won. But no, like a bunch of noobs, we had to challenge their push. I expect they will be sending this video to you!
I do love Two Brothers. And I am totally one of those GK drivers. Will the real Leroy Jenkins please stand up?
I had a fun Two Brothers game on Legends the other day...in my Gaede I mooched on the left flank spotting for a while then doubled back through the middle and torpedoed a lurking battleship straight to the bottom
The actions of the Italian battleship was historically accurate.
That battleship was desperately trying to avoid the first day at school.
First it's the sight and hearing, then it's the memory, whilst the sanity and prostate battle over the remains...
"he rammed my ass" - now what's a proper answer to THAT chat line without getting chatbanned? 😂
OK now let's figure out who has to pay the tree fiddy for that
*Notification:* Ahh, new Jingles video!
*Sees title:* Jupp, par for the course.
*Fetches snacks:* This gonna be good!
I just love this map. The crazy stuff, it is epic.
Everytime i see two brothers all i can think of is battleship tears flowing out from the torpedo filled center route😂
That guy had a Lepanto-on-head-o moment looking for the exit...
Thank you for continuing to cover the best of the modern version of "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
Really great DD play. Lucky to have those two GKs on OpFor
I’m getting vertigo watching some people zoom in and out between every shot with a fire rate as fast as Vampire II’s…
Not gonna lie, I have to do that when I play in order to maintain situational awareness, otherwise I get so tunnel visioned on landing all the shot on my target that I end up sailing into a really bad position. Watching it is hard, but actually doing it yourself is a bit easier.
@@CeesaX I think what he meant is that there is no need to zoom in for every shot, especially when shooting at BB's. You can just hold the free look all the time and look around while shooting. That way you actually have situational awareness unlike when zooming in and out every 2 seconds, and it's way more pleasant to watch.
@@wombat4191 Yep, I get that that's another way to do it. The way you described you might miss a few shots in a row if the BB starts a turn, whereas if you go back to check every 2 seconds you'll probably land more shells. I do a hybrid of both, but I agree, the constant zooming is very hard to watch as a viewer.
@@CeesaX yeah of course you have to adjust your aim every now and then, and that's okay. But going back into binoculars for every shot when the reload is 2 seconds just seems like a compulsive habit more than what someone would do to keep a better situational awareness.
13:21 look at chat lol
"Apparently vampires are immortal"
It's that vacuum effect that comes from the middle of the map that makes it so entertaining.
That Lepanto was third in their team!
Yay, *Fredrick* Schultz for the win!
Never change, old man.
Yep, remember this one, those 2 GK did tell the team that, "we are just here to have fun" (or something along the line)!
Yes, Im the Ibuki in this game :(
I get excited every time I get a Two Brothers game. Sometimes ya go mid for the memes, sometimes ya sit back and watch the taters get mashed.
Oh thank you Salt mine Overlord!!! For your time and thinking of us!!!!
It's nice to see BB players not just hiding at the back of the map waiting to die
Those two main islands are actually players brain cells, notice how they will never rub together. Hence, the sheer random chaos that ensues every match.
The first G. K player : "He (the carrier player) rammed my ass"
LMAOOO
Y'know, I honestly wouldn't have believed two Currywursts would FIT in the channel on Two Brothers...
Paul you should make a compilation of people aimlessly charging down the middle and dying. Or yourself on too brothers and try going mid; That would be hilarious!
I am deeply sorry Lord of the Salt Mines for refering to you in this manor I will go back to the mines for my sensless use of these words I speak
How dare you refer to the Lord of the Salt Mines by his given name! Now pick up your shovel and get back to work!
Jingles, Twitter Brothers lives up to your description. All singing, all dancing and always full of surprises.
Imagine sitting here and saying there's more important metrics to video games than having fun lol.
'Pushing down the channel on two brothers first thing is guaranteed suicide.' *
* Unless you're Flambass. Then it's a perfectly valid tactic.
Forget Tears of the Desert. that Lepanto was trying to book a one way ticket to Himmelsdorf.
That Lepanto was pulling a "Sir Robin".
If I was McGibe I would have hidden in the final cap circle and cap it because honestly not taking all four cap circles when the opportunity presents itself like that is winning harder. Props to the Z-23 AND Friesland for realizing this and taking the final cap.
Wouldn't be a Jingles video without Kremlins being called Musashis
Those currywursts were divisioned up. Based on that and their chat, seems to me like they were just meming.
"First Blood" in a Vampire makes total sense!
People going up the middle on Two Brothers can probably be blamed on Flambass, doing it successfully with every class of ship, many times.
Two Brothers... It's like World of Warcraft's Eye of the Storm battleground.
I appreciate your efforts for my viewing pleasure. thank you.
It´s only a Shokaku and contra to popular missconception, T10 AA (especially when stacked) kills T8 planes verry, verry fast.
The Shokaku probably didn´t want to deplane himself and be useless for the rest of the match.
What an absolute donut that last guy was XD
You know what map you never see in replays....OCEAN. I have to admit, I haven't played WoWS in a long time. Is that abomination of a map still in the game. That was just pure LAZINESS on the devs part.
It is in the game, but comes up really rarely. To be fair, it's the only geographically accurate map in the game, so there's that :D
Akizuki's commentary is clearly the best part of the video
Lepanto was a very naughty boy and was sent to the naughty corner.
Musashis pushed the middle and ended up watching the DD pick up the Kraken anyway lol
I can't help but notice the many times McGibe shot away from the target, literally in the water in front of his own destroyer but strangely enough the shells managed to perfectly hit his target miles away, no where near where he was pointing when he fired his guns...
I've never encountered that myself in-game, nor have I ever seen that play out on a replay before.
He is on free look. If you are aiming at a target and hold the right mouse down you can look around while the guns are still aimed. So you can fire at the target but keep situation awareness. Its a good habit to get into, after each round you fire click right and check around you when the guns reload. It really helps keep you from getting tunnel vision.
Thank you for your efforts. I’m glad you made the video.
I've been playing the Soviet DDs lately. I absolutely need to either have someone spotting or when I spot everyone fires at the enemy DD. I have to say it's one of the most frustrating things about playing a DD, aside from dual CVs at tier 5.
Anyone think there should be a database put together of featured players, ships, maps, etc? Every time Jingles goes "There's something familiar about this player - maybe I featured them in a previous video?", a google spreadsheet would really come in handy.
My favorite memory of a game on two brothers was when the entire team I was on went for the middle and won
so very kind of you good sir to actually still post a video under the circumstances :)
Admiral: Action Report! Shoukaku, what happened to you, you're pretty much sunk at this point!
Shoukaku: ...I uh. I rammed an enemy Grosser Kurfurst, Admiral.
Admiral: *visible confusion*
Suicide charging
Truly the WW2 japanese soldiers' spirit
Thank you for the video. Your work is appreciated, Jingles!
Well played and cheers macGibe, thanks Jingles.
To be fair, I don't think I've EVER seen a CV ram a BB. They're usually either dead LONG before they get within 5 km, or they're busy sailing away and running out the clock.
Match result: "That's a paddling".
Props to McGibe. In the thick of the fight, start to finish.
If your not running silent as the grave in no mans land with shells flying overhead from both directions your not playing DD IMO.
Always entertained by a jingles vid
Life of a bachelor is dull without a maid isn't it :D
This is the wierdest case of yannie/laurel ever. Everytime Jingles said mcgibe, I some how heard budyonnik.
" His chances of surviving that were 'NIL' " is an under statement that all too many never seem to learn LOL.
I know we all enjoy how a common house cat adds a touch of casual 'WTF' ? to any video, LOL.
Two Brothers map just brings out the absolute 'Insanity' of a wider range of players, I can not say what it is with any certainty but it just does. LOL
@8:02 Actually Jingles, the enemy team are only down ONE battleship not two. Plus in most games a tier 8 CV is if not a nightmare then at least a nuisance and would be a deciding factor so I can see their reasoning but they still could of gotten more use out of their BBs by waiting but who knows...
At least the GKs didnt try to snipe from the back.
“… what about the Lepanto that This musashi is shooting at”
That’s….. a Kremlin
13:24 (have not seen the rest yet): OK, all enemies dead, how is Green going to throw this...?
15:13 : Disappointed 😥
Always nice to see the Freebooterz branching out into other forms of piracy. Kaptin Badrukk and Da Rippa sure did a number on them gitz.
I really wish wg would make a Solomon island map rescaled for tier 10 standards.
Never change comrade. You are hero to glorious WOWSUNION
Otvorio pivu, zapalio, digo noge i..... HOWDY, FOLKS!!! Perfect Friday!
Those spastic zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, throw the mouse, drag it back, zoom in then shoot makes my head hurt.
Well Two Brothers Lets see you deliver
There is little more fun than making a run up the middle.
There was so many potatoes in this game you could’ve made potato salad.
Next Jingles is going to say that doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equos.
International UA-cam playboy. Love it
Oh dear. Two Brothers. Either we will see people fail hard or get away with crap they shouldn't.
Thanks Jingles.