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  • @GivenFailure
    @GivenFailure 9 років тому +4472

    "Oh, how is... uh... did you get that memo?"
    Nice flirting....

    • @neekkhoue2457
      @neekkhoue2457 9 років тому +210

      +P3dotme THAT WUZ MI FAYVORIT MEMOH

    • @GivenFailure
      @GivenFailure 9 років тому +86

      Neekkhoue Oh baby, dem memos...

    • @yourdreams2440
      @yourdreams2440 9 років тому +41

      +P3dotme Oh baby can I eat your eyes?

    • @yourdreams2440
      @yourdreams2440 9 років тому +3

      SILTOR CAME Can I eat yours?

    • @neekkhoue2457
      @neekkhoue2457 9 років тому +4

      Stewart Williams i bet those memos are tasty too...

  • @AzazelTheDamned
    @AzazelTheDamned 6 років тому +3215

    Your eyes are blue like bradberrys

    • @xplinux22
      @xplinux22 6 років тому +66

      And yours are red like strawrburry.

    • @mateozanone7216
      @mateozanone7216 6 років тому +51

      I'M ETHAN!

    • @woffe8094
      @woffe8094 5 років тому +4

      Dingleberry

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy 5 років тому +51

      Your eyes are *_slammin'!_*

    • @im_myrkr3409
      @im_myrkr3409 5 років тому +7

      ETHAN BRADBERYY!!!!!

  • @greekfire995
    @greekfire995 6 років тому +2061

    If there's anything women just absolutely love more than anything else, it's prolonged eye contact with total strangers.

    • @KailumAsylum
      @KailumAsylum 6 років тому +55

      What makes women think about you is when you tell them that you are hungry and you want to eat their eyes, it just makes them thing of you as...
      a fucking weird ass person

    • @iAmNovaFilms
      @iAmNovaFilms 5 років тому +27

      Yeah why tf do all these guys say that you need to prolong eye contact?? That’s like the opposite of what to do!

    • @salikasaleem8674
      @salikasaleem8674 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @ramongraf1714
      @ramongraf1714 5 років тому +1

      Knew it

    • @TheShmoodled
      @TheShmoodled 5 років тому +3

      Nah but if you catch them looking at you definitely walk up

  • @SpacePirateFromSpace
    @SpacePirateFromSpace 6 років тому +380

    “Did you get that memo? It was my favorite memo ever” For a second I thought that was a line from The Room.

    • @pirate__crewman
      @pirate__crewman 5 років тому +21

      Its not true I did not hit her I didn't fucking hit her. Oh hi mark

    • @NitrobenzeneNO3
      @NitrobenzeneNO3 3 роки тому

      @Cenestpasmapersonnalité You are my favourite customer.

    • @NitrobenzeneNO3
      @NitrobenzeneNO3 3 роки тому +3

      @Cenestpasmapersonnalité ah aha haha..... i'm tired, i'm wasted.... I love you darling.

  • @TheSlayerswe
    @TheSlayerswe 9 років тому +2462

    How can Hila resist from completely cracking up recording these videos?

    • @pasteawey
      @pasteawey 9 років тому +128

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @NeverBeenElsewhere
      @NeverBeenElsewhere 9 років тому +387

      +pasteawey isnt it because shes being held captive
      cant you see the fear in her eyes? the last time she sincerely smiled was when they filmed the intro

    • @pasteawey
      @pasteawey 9 років тому +224

      However i actually do Think she laughs controlled, sometimes you hear a giggle and such. Also propally just good editing.

    • @HDitzzDH
      @HDitzzDH 9 років тому +8

      +TheSlayerswe She's used

    • @imperialmusic805
      @imperialmusic805 9 років тому +126

      How can she resist not RIPPING OFF ETHANS CLOTHES AND TEACHING HIM HE DOESNT NEED SELF FELLATIO

  • @McMovieEditor
    @McMovieEditor 8 років тому +2996

    Ever since I've downloaded Adblocker all the women in the neighbourhood seem to have lost interest in me.

    • @banoffee2691
      @banoffee2691 8 років тому +162

      Wow, TotalRamsay. Great joke, keep it up. Proud of you.

    • @salem8723
      @salem8723 8 років тому +28

      holy sht your joke is so underrated

    • @siccoblue2112
      @siccoblue2112 8 років тому +18

      +salem no it's really not, its recycled as fuck

    • @Epicrwh
      @Epicrwh 8 років тому +12

      adblock prevents youtubers from earning revenue. you are a freeloader.

    • @siccoblue2112
      @siccoblue2112 8 років тому +3

      Epicrwh no it doesn't dipshit

  • @SebbySenpai
    @SebbySenpai 10 років тому +435

    I swear to God, Expertvillage has a 14 part series on how to make ramen.
    One of the parts is them showing how to pour the ramen from the pot into a bowl.
    *I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS*

  • @marinejcksn1
    @marinejcksn1 7 років тому +772

    Why does every dude who makes a "pick-up tutorial" look like he has a hole in his basement like Buffalo Bill

    • @drtyslzy
      @drtyslzy 6 років тому +6

      marinejcksn1 aren’t basements already holes, though? You can’t get much more base than that.. or is it you can’t much more ment than that? Fuck g2g

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 4 роки тому +12

      @@ethanswimmer1287 "you are born smooth with women or not"
      What kinda fucking wash up says this?

    • @Oumbarevee
      @Oumbarevee 4 роки тому +9

      Excuse me but it’s called a rape dungeon not a basement

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 4 роки тому +9

      It puts the blueberries in its eyes or else it gets the hose again.

    • @mickeyodom9122
      @mickeyodom9122 4 роки тому +4

      And I feel like the guys making those tutorials never have or never will obtain ANY female

  • @theVHSvlog
    @theVHSvlog 8 років тому +1336

    0:32
    This is my favorite cough of all time.

    • @Gatitasecsii
      @Gatitasecsii 7 років тому +22

      theVHSvlog agreed!

    • @samewald9635
      @samewald9635 7 років тому +9

      theVHSvlog yes oh my god!!!

    • @randomname7918
      @randomname7918 7 років тому +32

      Can't...stop...rewatching...

    • @slimo6358
      @slimo6358 7 років тому +31

      theVHSvlog you mean pig scream?

    • @gosiaczek1987
      @gosiaczek1987 7 років тому +3

      theVHSvlog mine too 🤣🤣🤣 I had to watch it more than a once

  • @ThioJoe
    @ThioJoe 10 років тому +529

    It's like Art's elbow is stapled to the wall of that cubicle.

  • @jonjaquez
    @jonjaquez 7 років тому +2688

    always good to enjoy some classic h3h3

    • @bendavis6457
      @bendavis6457 7 років тому +6

      why doesn't your comment have more likes!?

    • @友人-t4z
      @友人-t4z 7 років тому

      jon jaquez omg I know 😂 nostalgia

    • @DragonHalo3D
      @DragonHalo3D 7 років тому

      Dude I know

    • @balriel7229
      @balriel7229 7 років тому +12

      New ones suck

    • @Thewizzzle
      @Thewizzzle 7 років тому +7

      jon jaquez forreal h3 back in its prime

  • @paulyjackdaniels3432
    @paulyjackdaniels3432 3 роки тому +484

    I hate that this is nostalgic now

    • @SpikyDane
      @SpikyDane 3 роки тому +60

      back when h3h3 was good

    • @ichteilenicht2088
      @ichteilenicht2088 3 роки тому +11

      I enjoy the feeling of nostalgia though obviously makes me sad but also proud at the same time

    • @jeus_cnt
      @jeus_cnt 3 роки тому +2

      @@SpikyDane bars

    • @Pituophis666
      @Pituophis666 3 роки тому +6

      H3 is still good 👍 🤤

    • @jeus_cnt
      @jeus_cnt 3 роки тому +16

      @@Pituophis666 *boring*

  • @robyourtime
    @robyourtime 9 років тому +1325

    No other channel has me in stitches like this channel does.

    • @steppin-razor
      @steppin-razor 9 років тому +2

      +rob poynter Agreed

    • @evohnoir6478
      @evohnoir6478 9 років тому +9

      Have you tried idubbbz?

    • @bruglton
      @bruglton 9 років тому +1

      +Ivo Rebac well sead my niggah

    • @adamsmith658
      @adamsmith658 9 років тому

      wth are you OK? ??? did the prank go sexuuall go wrong?? hope you get your stitches removed soon papa bless

    • @timmiaushamburg
      @timmiaushamburg 9 років тому

      +rob poynter sooo true man im fucking crying

  • @broderick.8054
    @broderick.8054 8 років тому +721

    That intro cough was the most beautiful thing I've ever experienced. It gave me a reason to live. Papa bless.

  • @abbywhite3159
    @abbywhite3159 7 років тому +1032

    Just kinda it's you know make uhh make her laugh and have you have good time and that's how you flirting with a coworker.

    • @bcorr5457
      @bcorr5457 6 років тому +33

      Abby White I love reading along with this as its being said

    • @SRT8CJ480
      @SRT8CJ480 6 років тому +1

      HOLY CAWK

    • @kittycat617green4
      @kittycat617green4 6 років тому +2

      Abby White I love you for commenting that 😂👍🏾

    • @jagason7494
      @jagason7494 6 років тому +1

      Grammar...

    • @taliafore1578
      @taliafore1578 6 років тому +6

      Read this as it was being said. Amazing. Doctors recommend

  • @MicroSausage
    @MicroSausage Рік тому +42

    Going down the yearly H3H3 rabbit hole.. never gets old.

  • @jyushbox5086
    @jyushbox5086 8 років тому +324

    If Alan looked at me like that in a supermarket, I would RUN

  • @missandry420
    @missandry420 8 років тому +456

    Allan has the perfect creepy gaze for a Kubrick film.

    • @lulu-ug7hg
      @lulu-ug7hg 8 років тому

      who is your profile pic?

    • @missandry420
      @missandry420 8 років тому

      +lolwa jones me.

    • @lulu-ug7hg
      @lulu-ug7hg 8 років тому +3

      you're very cute ,you look like matty healy

    • @missandry420
      @missandry420 8 років тому

      +lolwa jones oh dang I had to look him up. it's the hair

    • @lulu-ug7hg
      @lulu-ug7hg 8 років тому

      Miss Anthropy yes!!!! it is the hair

  • @randomusername6565
    @randomusername6565 8 років тому +1416

    That ExpertVillage video had so much cringe, I had to squint my eyes and make little binoculars out of my hands to get through it. #GoneSexual

  • @scenesterstar
    @scenesterstar 6 років тому +658

    Legend has it she's still awkwardly waiting for security

    • @ebroks
      @ebroks 6 років тому +37

      Legend has it when security finally arrived art tried to flirt with them too.

    • @mikeitymike423
      @mikeitymike423 6 років тому +8

      @@ebroks Legend has it, he stole their heart

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 років тому +6

      She’s been though a *lot* then.

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole 4 роки тому

      Legend has it, that people are still starting their comments with "Legend has it...."

    • @scenesterstar
      @scenesterstar 4 роки тому

      @ProllyStonedTbh "Im eThAn BrAdBuRy"

  • @GuntPulp
    @GuntPulp 8 років тому +313

    ALAN'S STARE LOOKS LIKE PRIVATE PYLE BEFORE HE BLEW HIS OWN BRAINS OUT IN FULL METAL JACKET.

  • @MareShabazz
    @MareShabazz 8 років тому +218

    pls h3h3 never ever ever change your intro! PLEASE! after a couple of years now its absolut classic

    • @fattlebieldproductions3198
      @fattlebieldproductions3198 8 років тому

      MareShabazz what is it. I don't get it

    • @jimenezpodly8432
      @jimenezpodly8432 8 років тому

      MareShabazz Speaking of the intro, who is the woman who tells him "Wow Ethan, great moves, keep it up, I'm proud of you." Is it a fan? A relative? If someone knows please tell me.

    • @awetastic
      @awetastic 8 років тому +20

      Haggis Faggis
      It's Michelle Obama

    • @23134234r5512345
      @23134234r5512345 8 років тому +13

      Ashley Schaeffer you just got pranked

    • @awetastic
      @awetastic 8 років тому +1

      GeeJus Crice say it isn't so

  • @florez5871
    @florez5871 8 років тому +1440

    Ethan make that cough outro your outro to every single video.

  • @auv_guavs
    @auv_guavs 7 років тому +164

    *thinks: "What am i doing with my life", "Why won't my parents acknowledge me anymore as their middle child", "How did i get convinced that wearing this soul patch would be a good look"* "Hi, I'm Alex McRae"

  • @jbragg33
    @jbragg33 7 років тому +516

    Dude I wasn't prepared for the cringe on the third guy with the blueberry eyes... wtf dude you coulda warned me dude I woulda worn my anti-nuclear cringe suit and helmet..

    • @sebastiaenn
      @sebastiaenn 6 років тому +18

      Alcoon Slambag you tried and failed

    • @jdizzletheweirdo9400
      @jdizzletheweirdo9400 5 років тому

      sebashtiahn You hate to see it

    • @timhook2086
      @timhook2086 5 років тому

      rapandthekillers wasn’t he shown on Tosh.0

  • @FilthyGringo
    @FilthyGringo 8 років тому +666

    The cough at 0:31 is still one of my favourite things

  • @handsomelyditto4215
    @handsomelyditto4215 9 років тому +608

    The best cough of all time 0:32

  • @Dr.Faustus94
    @Dr.Faustus94 5 років тому +86

    The cough at the beginning of this video is legendary. I once had it for a full year as my text tone notification lmfaio

  • @ekronb5287
    @ekronb5287 8 років тому +1293

    Ethan Klein > Calvin Klein

  • @brianjack49
    @brianjack49 6 років тому +323

    "That memo was exciting, it touched me to the bottom of my soul." ... Was the memo an exciting romance novel about the globalization of china?

    • @peterohanraha-hanrahan3022
      @peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 5 років тому +6

      Fuck you, dude. I like memos! know people who like memos!

    • @blasphemy7058
      @blasphemy7058 4 роки тому

      is this the real Jim Halpert?

    • @gush35z67
      @gush35z67 4 роки тому

      I bet it was the exciting romance novel memo about the globalization of China

    • @xalxfa
      @xalxfa 3 роки тому

      how is Pam and the Kids?

  • @minecreftluverXD
    @minecreftluverXD 6 років тому +245

    Still my absolute favorite H3 video. That cough in the beginning brings life back to my grandma, and she's been dead for 6 years.

  • @MayerEO
    @MayerEO 6 років тому +200

    I'm still convinced that Expert Village is just a troll channel, before it was cool

    • @peachesasmr9366
      @peachesasmr9366 4 роки тому +9

      sadly it wasnt, as anold boomer who used to watch expert village in its hayday it was just as bad then as it is now

    • @ahuskyplaythough3826
      @ahuskyplaythough3826 3 роки тому

      @@peachesasmr9366 Dude if it has Expert in the Name, It isn't any Good to actually watch.

    • @eradict
      @eradict Рік тому +1

      There's no reason it is that bad. I have no doubt it is a troll channel.

  • @eastendthug
    @eastendthug 10 років тому +1910

    My girlfriend asked me half hour ago "Has that reaction guy put up any more videos recently". I said "i've not seen any in weeks now". I then checked my subs list and low and behold. Thank you based Ethan. She also would love it if you said hello to her.

    • @eastendthug
      @eastendthug 10 років тому +1200

      h3h3Productions She just came. Thanks m8

    • @3312-q2e
      @3312-q2e 10 років тому +187

      eastendthug it is cringy when i came too?

    • @eastendthug
      @eastendthug 10 років тому +212

      Yes

    • @Cinnahawk
      @Cinnahawk 10 років тому +127

      Stick to the reddit parodying

    • @3312-q2e
      @3312-q2e 10 років тому +21

      Oo nice fedora

  • @extremelymemely9694
    @extremelymemely9694 8 років тому +161

    can I eat your eyes? -works every time

  • @AstroVee
    @AstroVee 7 років тому +1023

    Oooh lord help me, the cringe is way too strong.
    "Your eyes are like blueberries. Can I touch them? Can I have one?"
    Y I K E S.

    • @rafaelfernandes3900
      @rafaelfernandes3900 6 років тому +118

      Wow your hair is green, it looks like lettuce, can i make a salad?

    • @FrizzKid05
      @FrizzKid05 6 років тому +36

      It got even worse than that...Ethan left off the part where he said, "Children are best at flirting." LOL...His segment, as a whole, was unbearably terrible.

    • @bobduncanvevo6969
      @bobduncanvevo6969 6 років тому

      The cringe

    • @Lackingx
      @Lackingx 6 років тому

      OMEGAYIKES

    • @prestonnoneya3767
      @prestonnoneya3767 6 років тому

      rafael fernandes, * can I toss your salad

  • @OtakusRUs2
    @OtakusRUs2 5 років тому +129

    Had to come back to this after the Lesbians Kiss Men video, what a classic.

    • @clearsky4042
      @clearsky4042 5 років тому +8

      Ethan made u come tonight
      *Back to his video*

    • @WillockFlame
      @WillockFlame 5 років тому +1

      Am binging. Now am sweating bcoz of all the cracking up

    • @theoneandonlyownage
      @theoneandonlyownage 5 років тому

      Always come back to this one ~ for me this is my favourite video on the website. Peak h3h3 era

    • @Moshthun
      @Moshthun 5 років тому

      I'm just wondering, will he leave these videos up as Theodore grows up? Good auto fellatio lessons, so...

    • @Porkey_Minch
      @Porkey_Minch 4 роки тому

      Is that a video H3H3 made or Expert Village?

  • @WaltonsJoint
    @WaltonsJoint 8 років тому +114

    I died at the end with the coughing thing

  • @LogD69
    @LogD69 7 років тому +772

    4:41 me trying to say something smart

    • @amphat1594
      @amphat1594 6 років тому

      Mc Fries I

    • @timothydufresne6209
      @timothydufresne6209 6 років тому +14

      0:32 Me when I try to say something smart

    • @imtide6975
      @imtide6975 6 років тому

      666 likes ill keep that

    • @sixwings6932
      @sixwings6932 5 років тому

      @@timothydufresne6209 hahaha yeah man I hate it when I try to articulate my thoughts and I just end up screeching at whoever I'm talking to, it happens too often.

    • @JisooTurtleRabbitt
      @JisooTurtleRabbitt 5 років тому +1

      8:36 when you're explaining something but too high to remember what you were talking about

  • @FilthyGringo
    @FilthyGringo 8 років тому +37

    The fucking pterodactyl cough before the intro kills me every time

  • @kylemagaro6979
    @kylemagaro6979 7 років тому +80

    Office memos are how I met my first and third wives. Thanks China!

  • @al-es6vn
    @al-es6vn 7 років тому +159

    My dad was watching an expertvillage video on how to cook leeks and all i could think of was this

  • @HeliumBros123
    @HeliumBros123 10 років тому +187

    Ethan: Guys, have you ever found a youtube channel that's so great you had to tell the world about it?
    Me: Yes son, h3h3Productions.
    I love how interactive these videos are! Great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.

    • @quarterland
      @quarterland 10 років тому +12

      fuck, you beat me to it

    • @TryPuttingItInRice
      @TryPuttingItInRice 10 років тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing as soon as he said it.

    • @Cinnahawk
      @Cinnahawk 10 років тому +1

      literally this XDDD

    • @brongojeetso
      @brongojeetso 9 років тому

      Cinnahawk xDDDDD maymayyyyy

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 9 років тому +535

    Maybe I should make videos for ExpertVillage. I'll make one about dressmaking. I don't even know how to use a sewing machine, but I'm sure there's a Wikipedia article I can reference.
    Fuck.

    • @がに-k6n
      @がに-k6n 9 років тому +23

      +Dr Shaym referencing a wikipedia article might be a little too informative for expert village

    • @agustinmilone1346
      @agustinmilone1346 7 років тому +1

      Whachudoin here shaym

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 7 років тому

      Dr Shaym k

    • @cyber-bully5063
      @cyber-bully5063 7 років тому +2

      I ate a door knob

  • @BMazeing
    @BMazeing 2 роки тому +596

    I wish H3 content had never deviated from these irreplaceable classics

    • @SkullK3y
      @SkullK3y Рік тому +89

      It was amazing while it was. Hard to watch him nowadays :/

    • @pepeshadilay
      @pepeshadilay Рік тому

      It's easier to virtue signal libtards

    • @BradyDoesntMiss
      @BradyDoesntMiss Рік тому +50

      Go woke go broke

    • @andro_omega
      @andro_omega Рік тому +23

      ​@Dillon6479 if it rhymes it must be true

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr Рік тому +13

      @@andro_omega No, it's true and it's easier to spread in rhymes.

  • @stevenw350
    @stevenw350 8 років тому +50

    I love the "cringe coughs" he does. It gets me every time

  • @_yonas
    @_yonas 7 років тому +250

    2.8Mhz and 2Gigs of RAM, Jesus. This is a freaking beast. xD

    • @aldude999
      @aldude999 5 років тому +7

      ​@FishSticks 2.8 Mhz is the speed a scientific calculator runs at, he just doesn't know what he's talking about.

    • @TheSP33DFREAK
      @TheSP33DFREAK 5 років тому +9

      @@aldude999 he likely was trying to say gigahertz. LoL.

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, it's not like technology develops over time and this video is over a decade old. Hurrdurr this computer from 2008 is pretty shitty hurrdurr.

    • @AG.Floats
      @AG.Floats 5 років тому +5

      That is not good for 2005.
      You kids know nothing..

    • @lanakaneti9524
      @lanakaneti9524 5 років тому +15

      the keyboards helps

  • @HeyItsTheOldMan
    @HeyItsTheOldMan 8 років тому +37

    Alan's perfect eye contact is still my favorite h3h3 moment of all time.

  • @groinBlaster31
    @groinBlaster31 4 роки тому +22

    "my favorite memo ever" sounds like what someone who has never had a job would say

  • @aidanmca4177
    @aidanmca4177 7 років тому +183

    I could listen to the raptor screech at 0:33 all night. In fact, I want an Ethan Klein raptor screech remix played at my funeral.

    • @nickatnite62
      @nickatnite62 6 років тому +1

      Aidan McA love your pfp

    • @trevorsa6lack9uy
      @trevorsa6lack9uy 6 років тому +1

      *0:31

    • @uselessuser6838
      @uselessuser6838 6 років тому +1

      Trevor Snair *0:32

    • @aidanmca4177
      @aidanmca4177 4 роки тому

      @@nickatnite62 I forgot I even made this comment haha so this is really weird to see. Thanks tho, Madvillainy is an amazing album it's nice to see others appreciating it and its cover

  • @arcade_matt
    @arcade_matt 7 років тому +127

    The home recording studio part had me in TEARS laughing!!!!

    • @lvoltolini
      @lvoltolini 2 роки тому +5

      Man I know you posted this a long time ago, I just wanted to share with you that I felt the same way watching this. I was high at the time but never in my whole life did I laugh so much. My roommates thought I was crying because I was trying to muffle the noise of my laughter. I broke with that part

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu Рік тому +3

      "UMMM..." Lmaooo

    • @alvitano33
      @alvitano33 Рік тому +1

      @@lvoltolinisame here bro, fried with my friends and I remember thinking that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Time flies bro I was a youngin in high school

    • @catvcc
      @catvcc Рік тому +1

      Man arcade Matt bro! Glad to see one of the creators I like are OGS

    • @MicroSausage
      @MicroSausage Рік тому +1

      Umm that's important.. umm...

  • @johnimler7444
    @johnimler7444 8 років тому +1652

    I can never stop laughing at this guy... Ethan Klein do stand up anywhere?

    • @dwong2305
      @dwong2305 8 років тому +256

      John Imler if he did he wouldn't be this thicc

    • @TopCentral-dl6rp
      @TopCentral-dl6rp 8 років тому +375

      he just stands up to get papa johns and sodie pop

    • @BASEDinMaine
      @BASEDinMaine 8 років тому +129

      I just started watching his stuff in the last couple weeks and have been busting up at these reaction vids. I haven't had full on gut laughs in a while -- I can feel the neurochems physically dumping stress levels.

    • @jelhaj7769
      @jelhaj7769 8 років тому +12

      you should read Kurt Vonnegut; Ethan pretty much betrays his worship of him.. Ethan pretty much blends Salvador Dali and him together and modernizes the paradigm and vocabulary. Perhaps through a small prism at times in a Beevis and Buttheaded sort of manner. Papa Bless. ( Ethan/ Hila if you read these comments Please STOP putting your subliminal papa's in the vids they are creepy)

    • @Mariomario-gt4oy
      @Mariomario-gt4oy 8 років тому +16

      I feel the same. fucking hilarious

  • @luiskuraica2907
    @luiskuraica2907 6 років тому +24

    I come back to these videos faithfully every 3 maybe 4-5 months. I never search them either one day I’m just deep into YT I see a classic H3H3/Ethan and Hila video in suggestions and next thing you know I’m 47 videos into H3’s upload playlist.

  • @farjacko
    @farjacko 9 років тому +266

    expert village can't be serious. i-its gotta be a joke.

    • @CONNER_
      @CONNER_ 9 років тому +1

      but......it is..........

    • @brooksgunn5235
      @brooksgunn5235 9 років тому +3

      +farjacko The cringe is oh sooo reallll!

    • @DarkShadow303
      @DarkShadow303 9 років тому +3

      +farjacko TRIGGERED!

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 9 років тому +2

      Gotta be.

    • @geforce5492
      @geforce5492 9 років тому +1

      It's a prank channel

  • @sparrowcunningham7637
    @sparrowcunningham7637 9 років тому +126

    TIL 2GB RAM = Fast, powerful computer.
    Thanks expert village.

    • @patuszodi7532
      @patuszodi7532 9 років тому +10

      I'm pretty sure those videos are from like 2006.

    • @sparrowcunningham7637
      @sparrowcunningham7637 9 років тому +6

      PattyMMelt
      Haha, yep. I saw a watermark at the end of the video with the date on it and didn't bother changing my comment.

    • @cloneskiller
      @cloneskiller 8 років тому +3

      Maybe in 2006 it was lol

    • @theglowingman2784
      @theglowingman2784 8 років тому

      +Sparrow Cunningham i like your profile pic

    • @sparrowcunningham7637
      @sparrowcunningham7637 8 років тому

      Karasique
      heheh, thanks, I like yours too.

  • @fartlozenge492
    @fartlozenge492 9 років тому +205

    i just found this channel but i think i just found a gold mine

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 5 років тому +29

    "Umm, I got a couple keyboards over here ya knoooowwwww, which helps."
    xD

  • @rocketlaunch99
    @rocketlaunch99 8 років тому +158

    Sean in intro looks like buster from arrested development

    • @rosemary7634
      @rosemary7634 8 років тому +4

      rocketlaunch99 I thought that too

    • @brittanyr9471
      @brittanyr9471 7 років тому +4

      rocketlaunch99 so glad I'm not the only one who sees that

    • @missdolly0172
      @missdolly0172 7 років тому

      rocketlaunch99 I seriously thought that was him :')

  • @lovekidthewiz153
    @lovekidthewiz153 8 років тому +182

    I'm not gay, but that eyecontact tho ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

    • @Howesenberg
      @Howesenberg 7 років тому +1

      My ejaculate was so powerful when I got hooked into his gaze that it was able to type out this reply to your comment.

    • @jrod3029
      @jrod3029 7 років тому +2

      Have you seen Braco's gaze yet? lmao

  • @stienerrecliner
    @stienerrecliner 8 років тому +100

    One of your funniest.. laughing tears. Nice work homie

  • @adog389
    @adog389 7 років тому +99

    Still watching 2 years later... papa bless

    • @seanperry2194
      @seanperry2194 6 років тому +1

      Replying 4 months later ....... papa bless

    • @thatJuansdude
      @thatJuansdude 6 років тому +1

      Replying 4 days later ..... papa bless

    • @AzazelTheDamned
      @AzazelTheDamned 6 років тому +2

      Replying 6 months later

    • @seanperry2194
      @seanperry2194 6 років тому

      The best The best
      Replying 2 hours later papa bless

    • @clintax2192
      @clintax2192 6 років тому

      Replying a Planck length later

  • @Grayfoxhound
    @Grayfoxhound 9 років тому +191

    *turn captions on* 10:00

    • @lightmirror5948
      @lightmirror5948 9 років тому +5

      +AtlasTheDestroyer
      D: wat ze fak

    • @Heladio54
      @Heladio54 9 років тому +14

      +AtlasTheDestroyer Kissing blueberries youtube subtitles prank gone SEXUAL 2015!!!!!!!!

    • @brooksgunn5235
      @brooksgunn5235 9 років тому +2

      +AtlasTheDestroyer Wtf? UA-cam's caption feature is still this bad years after its release, eh?

    • @brooksgunn5235
      @brooksgunn5235 9 років тому

      AtlasTheDestroyer Genius! We've broken the fourth dimensioooonnnn!!!!

    • @angusmatheson8906
      @angusmatheson8906 9 років тому

      +AtlasTheDestroyer Ohmygid. hahahahaha

  • @YeahGetThaT
    @YeahGetThaT 8 років тому +45

    0:30 - The best cough of all time

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 6 років тому +39

    "Whats up baby girl? You get dat memo?"

  • @chickenranger56aidanmcgee20
    @chickenranger56aidanmcgee20 4 роки тому +90

    When you be watching all of h3h3 old videos during quarantine

    • @gush35z67
      @gush35z67 4 роки тому +3

      We do be doing that

    • @Submersed24
      @Submersed24 6 місяців тому

      Didn’t quarantine ever

  • @jamiecal11
    @jamiecal11 8 років тому +24

    The eye contact in the super market had me fucking dead. Dude looks totally dead inside.

  • @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666
    @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666 8 років тому +351

    2 GB of RAM for 2006 is like the equivalent of how we see 8GB of RAM nowadays. But soon were gonna need 16

    • @fatforprom
      @fatforprom 8 років тому +1

      That dual Xeon though, how does that measure up? And that sweet mechanical keyboard.

    • @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666
      @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666 8 років тому +1

      +fatforprom i imagine it can still compete with certain entry level CPUS Nowadays...

    • @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666
      @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666 8 років тому +1

      +ThatsNotThePoint -__- celeron, etc

    • @jagheterjonteh
      @jagheterjonteh 8 років тому +10

      Isn't 16GB standard nowayadays? I bought my computer 5 years ago with 16GB RAM

    • @jagheterjonteh
      @jagheterjonteh 8 років тому +1

      +jagheterjonteh *nowadays

  • @aligasimzade4839
    @aligasimzade4839 4 роки тому +21

    "this is a paper company" throwback to the office

  • @shixerz_93
    @shixerz_93 2 роки тому +13

    Just leaving my mark on my yearly H3-classic binge

  • @fruitcake6372
    @fruitcake6372 7 років тому +192

    Tutorial: how to get over feels
    1. Listen to music
    2. Cry hard
    3. Watch H3h3

    • @certifiedhumanperson8273
      @certifiedhumanperson8273 4 роки тому +2

      Rusty Shacklford Ay

    • @fruitcake6372
      @fruitcake6372 4 роки тому +3

      Nickito Juanito Fuentino leave me alone, i posted this after a mental breakdown 2 years ago

  • @SpecialNeedsMuffin
    @SpecialNeedsMuffin 9 років тому +736

    HOW TO MEET GIRLS AT WORK (GONE SEXUAL)

    • @TheTornado960
      @TheTornado960 9 років тому +63

      2015

    • @norbertx88
      @norbertx88 9 років тому +33

      With Strangers

    • @spectator_music
      @spectator_music 9 років тому +48

      GONE SEXUAL GONE WRONG IN THE OFFICE 2015 KISSING GONE WILD

    • @gyulaleon9220
      @gyulaleon9220 9 років тому +26

      KISSING WITH SEX!! IN THE OFFICE, THESE OFFICE WHORES ARE TOO EASY 2K15

    • @DVDFerrari5
      @DVDFerrari5 9 років тому +10

      GOLD DIGGER CO-WORKER GONE WILD SEX PUSSY IN THE KISSING!! 2015 PRANKS KISSING PRANK SEX!

  • @hazelmott9591
    @hazelmott9591 7 років тому +80

    I come for the goofs, but I stay for the gaffs. Much love Papa Bless #freesalad2017

  • @MikeDindu
    @MikeDindu 4 роки тому +29

    0:31 His best cough right here

  • @MikeT003
    @MikeT003 9 років тому +121

    I just realized... Ethan is howtobasic...

    • @MuffinWrangler
      @MuffinWrangler 9 років тому +6

      HOLY FUCK YOUR RIGHT.

    • @mephiles720
      @mephiles720 9 років тому

      +Zippy Except HTB's name is Jackson...

    • @MikeT003
      @MikeT003 9 років тому +5

      +mephiles720 it was a joke... But okay

    • @mephiles720
      @mephiles720 9 років тому +2

      Obviously, just pointing it out for anyone who might not know though. ^_^

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ 9 років тому

      w8! 4-1=•○●!!!!!
      Do you know what this means?
      1+1+1=9
      no1 cares ill fuck off

  • @Artist____
    @Artist____ 8 років тому +178

    H3h3 has the best intro on UA-cam 100%

  • @DeclanZapala
    @DeclanZapala 8 років тому +21

    Anyone else feel like they nailed it with this theme tune and never want it to change??

  • @alvitano33
    @alvitano33 4 місяці тому +5

    Genuinely one of the funniest videos on this platform, Rip H3’s classic content..

  • @stephan2053
    @stephan2053 8 років тому +68

    2:49 Perfect moment to cut in a part of "Grapefruit your man".

  • @woogusaurus1445
    @woogusaurus1445 7 років тому +87

    i remember as a kid taking these videos seriously

  • @mrpoopybutthole5910
    @mrpoopybutthole5910 8 років тому +773

    of course I get into H3H3 around the time they quit making vids like these.......

    • @joejunkmail975
      @joejunkmail975 8 років тому +104

      They still make them every once in a while. Plus their other content isn't complete shit

    • @tahaistheboss98
      @tahaistheboss98 8 років тому +27

      The fact that he's getting more popular means that he won't come back..

    • @stinksmcgee
      @stinksmcgee 8 років тому +13

      Klienbottle Enthusiast sad truth

    • @UberMarioRPG
      @UberMarioRPG 7 років тому +152

      That's mostly due to them getting sued, and not wanting it to happen again.

    • @dianamd2331
      @dianamd2331 7 років тому +10

      wt his content now is as funny as this

  • @jackkalso5256
    @jackkalso5256 Рік тому +16

    Miss this content so much :(

  • @matthewalmond6079
    @matthewalmond6079 8 років тому +37

    Ethan.. Thank you for being our saviour! You will go down in history as my prophet

    • @patrikstreng6834
      @patrikstreng6834 8 років тому

      My face is hurting from laughing too hard

    • @ledfloyd9035
      @ledfloyd9035 8 років тому +3

      +patrik streng let us praise our lord and god ethan from h3h3... aaaaaawwwwwwooooohhhooooaaaaahhhoooo eten bratbrey

  • @BaslerJones
    @BaslerJones 9 років тому +206

    The hypest memo of the hypest globalization of China, hype as fuck

    • @Lazarus3737
      @Lazarus3737 9 років тому +14

      +Basler Jones Where are the memes... Monsoon!

    • @FavoriteKarma
      @FavoriteKarma 9 років тому

      +JosipBroz1000 The memes jack!!!

    • @_SubX_
      @_SubX_ 9 років тому

      "it touch me to the bottom of my soul" - Art Malo

  • @gingergamergirl98
    @gingergamergirl98 9 років тому +208

    You know, I absolutely love how Ethan says 'dude'. It's glorious. Probably a weird fuckin' think to say, but....whatever.
    7:40 Wow. It's 'on behalf', not 'in behalf'. Clearly not an expert at speaking English. Now that I think of it, none of these dudes are experts....
    Omg the coughing montage set to the intro song was beautiful.

    • @austinbryant4296
      @austinbryant4296 9 років тому +5

      +gingergamergirl98 the way he says dude is just perfect idk

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 9 років тому +1

      +BJbobjr But it's almost got like, a slight e sound to it. Like 'dued' or something. Idk haha

    • @LoftusWatching
      @LoftusWatching 9 років тому +3

      The way he says dude cracks me up and i love how he doesnt edit his speaking to make it clean. He keeps in all the bits where he cant quite think of the right word to say and pauses for a second and it always has me in stitches haha

    • @shady4091
      @shady4091 9 років тому +1

      +gingergamergirl98 I said the exact same thing on another video! haha
      Sounds like Adam from Workaholics.

    • @tristan8823
      @tristan8823 8 років тому

      +shady4091 Yup! I feel like a lot of his mannerisms are similar to Adam Demamp. I find it hilarious. Especially that squinty eyed stare he does.

  • @missedpigeon5381
    @missedpigeon5381 5 років тому +29

    0:32 when you see an asteroid coming to destroy the earth

  • @restlessmindcreations5679
    @restlessmindcreations5679 8 років тому +82

    Ethan wow your eye's are like black kalamata olives, can I just, can I eat them?

  • @cherrydoodles
    @cherrydoodles 8 років тому +65

    Bounced on my boy's tutorial video to this for hours.

    • @ItsMeVolatility
      @ItsMeVolatility 6 років тому +4

      Kate #BigMoneySalvia

    • @kroyboy
      @kroyboy 6 років тому +1

      8========D~~~~~~

    • @2haelsm2
      @2haelsm2 6 років тому +1

      Heyooooo worlds colliding! Big money $$$

  • @derpfangle5918
    @derpfangle5918 8 років тому +17

    0:31 That banshee that possessed Ethan knows how to make a nigga laugh

  • @domjordanbodybuildingpeds5961
    @domjordanbodybuildingpeds5961 3 роки тому +12

    Ahh good old days when Ethan had a bottle of vodka sitting to his right at all times

  • @NemisisRecords
    @NemisisRecords 9 років тому +18

    "The also the, i have a dell precision 650, um, its a dual xeon, uh uh, 2 uh 2.8 gigabytes uh uh, uh i mean uh uhhhh" - Ted

  • @bobbobston9233
    @bobbobston9233 8 років тому +148

    Who else gets rock hard from Globalization if China?

    • @WilliamCouchWildLife
      @WilliamCouchWildLife 8 років тому +1

      He spelled it the exact same way you did, you ass.

    • @Jedi-For-Hire
      @Jedi-For-Hire 8 років тому +1

      +William Couch It was the "of China" he was correcting not globalization. You double ass.

    • @OckhamAsylum
      @OckhamAsylum 8 років тому +2

      I couldn't be prouder of it. I'm so proud of it, I'm gonna do it again for the third time in the past 30 seconds. My God, the globalization of China just turns me on so hard. I mean HOLY HELL. JESUS. IT'S LASTED MORE THAN 4 HOURS, I THINK I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR.

    • @WilliamCouchWildLife
      @WilliamCouchWildLife 8 років тому +1

      DON'T YOU DARE CALL THAT DOCTOR! YOU SAVE THAT CHUB FOR THE KIDS STARVING IN AFRICA!

    • @a93272
      @a93272 8 років тому

      Yeah I like the idea of how shensen has grown into a tech giant over the years

  • @HorseJoint
    @HorseJoint 8 років тому +321

    MELANIA TRUMP BETTER DO THE DAMN INTRO!!!!!!

  • @elliottshide3929
    @elliottshide3929 5 років тому +12

    Ethan's cough at the beginning was the most intense cough I've ever experienced.

  • @teamman17
    @teamman17 9 років тому +171

    what was that funky beat when he said hi

    • @ComtrollerReviews
      @ComtrollerReviews 9 років тому +4

      +Java Flask Ded meme tho

    • @951SkipperDrNWatlantaga
      @951SkipperDrNWatlantaga 9 років тому

      No, Java was right

    • @LOSTGAM3R
      @LOSTGAM3R 9 років тому +4

      +Mokujin SONEONE PLEASE ANSWER! WHAT WAS THE SONG? IT SOUNDED LIKE SOME DJ RASHAD SHIT! PLEASE.

    • @leaninheavy
      @leaninheavy 9 років тому

      +Kingsley de Jenga It's wack

    • @xXxviciusxXx2
      @xXxviciusxXx2 9 років тому

      +Mokujin i really wanna know that too

  • @xremembrance1474
    @xremembrance1474 8 років тому +94

    8:30 dude my toaster has more RAM than that

    • @xremembrance1474
      @xremembrance1474 8 років тому

      8:20*

    • @DanielBinkowski123
      @DanielBinkowski123 8 років тому

      +Dylan D Villain Watermark in the video says 2006, so i guess its alright for that time. Im not a big nerd for PC specs so im not sure.

    • @blacktouge
      @blacktouge 8 років тому +7

      +Daniel Binkowski no even in 2006 a music producer's computer should have much more ram for edititing ect

    • @George_Azeria
      @George_Azeria 8 років тому

      +blacktouge you can still produce on 2gb. it'll be pretty slow. But at the time, ten years ago, it was fairly good.

  • @ryanthaiable
    @ryanthaiable 8 років тому +131

    is Ethan lowkey HowToBasic? those coughs...

  • @bleep-bloopjoop144
    @bleep-bloopjoop144 5 років тому +9

    This video was my First H3H3 Experience and the Cough in the beginning sealed the deal 4 1/2 years ago. Papa bless

  • @AlexRichards97
    @AlexRichards97 10 років тому +137

    i delete my history after searching for the globalisation of china

  • @weshuffman6757
    @weshuffman6757 10 років тому +44

    I'm not the only one who thinks that Sean looks like Buster Bluth in the into, right?

    • @UNQANI
      @UNQANI 10 років тому +10

      That's who he reminds me of. I thought I was the only one.

    • @LJdaentertainer
      @LJdaentertainer 10 років тому +2

      Yea he could be Tony hale's double

    • @Triplechoco52
      @Triplechoco52 9 років тому

      Wes Huffman and Ethan looks like Dean Hodes from Weeds.

  • @taiipotatoie
    @taiipotatoie 8 років тому +72

    lmao at 0:32 Ethan sounded like a squealing piggy 😂😂😂

  • @koubalt5574
    @koubalt5574 5 років тому +16

    *DISCLAIMER*
    no memos was hurt in the making of this video