Bad Mannered Players And Pacifist Zealots | Beating GrandMasters With Stupid Stuff

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  • Опубліковано 28 лип 2020
  • These games are great. One kid tried to ruin it, but I think we showed him real good.
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  • @Harstem
    @Harstem  3 роки тому +540

    The last game I play here is honestly the most fun I've had doing any video so far on this channel.
    Intense stuff.

    • @thomasmchenry4527
      @thomasmchenry4527 3 роки тому +30

      The pacifist side of you joined the justified destruction of a BM player

    • @andreasbaumbach8504
      @andreasbaumbach8504 3 роки тому +5

      Maybe start a fundraiser for a new SSD?

    • @flint3030
      @flint3030 3 роки тому +47

      send the last game to lowko dude HAHA

    • @DjTrustNo.1
      @DjTrustNo.1 3 роки тому +1

      That was more than wild, was like watching a runner take a final sprint for a perfect score, well played!

    • @JeremySmith-wc4lh
      @JeremySmith-wc4lh 3 роки тому

      1dislike after 5 hours! Nice

  • @TransTess
    @TransTess 3 роки тому +590

    Zealots: "War is never, under any circumstances, justified"
    Harstem: "They BM'd us though"
    Zealots: "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!"

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 2 роки тому +27

    Son Goku: "Actually, I'm wearing weighted clothing."
    Dread Pirate Roberts: "Actually, I'm left-handed."
    Harstem: "Actually, I still have a crapton of chargelots in my base doing nothing."

  • @beng2080
    @beng2080 3 роки тому +311

    That moment when harstem is such a timing oriented player that he analyzes the timing of his opponent's glhf

  • @ALPHACKER2
    @ALPHACKER2 3 роки тому +213

    When "beating grandmasters with stupid stuff" turns into "beating stupid grandmasters with stuff"

  • @Kriogenic_PixelMan
    @Kriogenic_PixelMan 3 роки тому +185

    Petition for Harstem to abandon his challenges every time against BM .
    Also, I love how you can hear the increase of APM after that gl hf haha. The most satisfying game ever.

    • @flappy7373
      @flappy7373 3 роки тому +22

      exactly what i thought. after he got BM'd, his apm doubled. it was hilarious. i'd LOVE to see the replay so we can see what the average APM was before, and what it was after.

  • @shize9ine
    @shize9ine 3 роки тому +261

    40:30 *goofy harstem chill play*
    41:05 fury unleashed, APM increases to 600

    • @EdoardoTarani
      @EdoardoTarani 3 роки тому +2

      Ahhahahah exactly

    • @serious-rc933
      @serious-rc933 3 роки тому +3

      True true 😂

    • @TheDba82
      @TheDba82 3 роки тому +1

      Beast mode!

    • @ScrapDMX
      @ScrapDMX 3 роки тому +2

      *typing intensifies*

    • @ScrapDMX
      @ScrapDMX 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@wild2994 I was referring to apm, know your memes dude

  • @mostevil1082
    @mostevil1082 3 роки тому +48

    "always cancel stuff at the last moment to trick your opponent that you're slow"
    I personally cancel just after the last moment, confirming that I'm slow.

  • @radd7105
    @radd7105 3 роки тому +258

    >Walks whole army into 10 storms
    >That race is a joke
    Kek

    • @missbelled6700
      @missbelled6700 3 роки тому +22

      "I PLAYED THAT PERFECTLY
      HE NEEDED EXACTLY THOSE STORMS TO WIN"

    • @Somerandomegamer
      @Somerandomegamer 3 роки тому +3

      @@missbelled6700 isn't that only something you say plating card games, lmao

    • @jasoncook5166
      @jasoncook5166 3 роки тому +3

      I came here to say this, but knew in my heart that it had already been said

    • @black_squall
      @black_squall 3 роки тому +2

      Brenda was screaming "ITS A TRAPPP" but it was too late.

    • @vinnieg6161
      @vinnieg6161 3 роки тому +3

      anything that counters A move is a joke and imba according to noobies

  • @christiandang8695
    @christiandang8695 3 роки тому +77

    I love how the pacifists rethought their beliefs for the sake of justice. Amazing episode.

  • @jokrproductions224
    @jokrproductions224 3 роки тому +120

    41:00 Notice how APM increased by 200% when Kevin got mad :p

  • @phlfm
    @phlfm 3 роки тому +315

    36:11 "How is this balanced?" Is it IMBA or does Harstem suck?

    • @maximalsakerhet7930
      @maximalsakerhet7930 3 роки тому +7

      Lol immediately thought the same hahaha

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 3 роки тому +4

      That's what I thought when he complained about tanks.

    • @osqdijfuh9929
      @osqdijfuh9929 3 роки тому +11

      To be fair he cant use zealots...

    • @joshuadalton6063
      @joshuadalton6063 3 роки тому +2

      Well hydras do have insane dps, and I don't think they are armoured so the immortals wouldn't have been doing that much damage? to be fair though, if he landed some great storms like he did in the last game, all those hydras would have died too. Just comes down to micro and timing!

    • @TrippleDartBtd
      @TrippleDartBtd 3 роки тому

      more like "is it imba, or does no zealots can attack and every 5th unit you make is a zealot suck?"

  • @kingsinnlos2934
    @kingsinnlos2934 3 роки тому +79

    2:50 "You guys might be familiar with the name Botwinnik..."
    Me: "Ah, yes, that one Chess world champion."
    2:55 "...As I played him I believe last week"
    Me: ...

    • @noahnee2309
      @noahnee2309 3 роки тому +1

      KingSinnlos lol when he said that I immediately went to the comments

    • @sethmoyer
      @sethmoyer 3 роки тому +13

      There is a SC2 player whose nickname is "Botvinnik," and yes he did choose his nickname based on the chess player. He was a pro until 2016.

    • @kingsinnlos2934
      @kingsinnlos2934 3 роки тому

      @@sethmoyer Ok, Thank You

  • @peterdessev536
    @peterdessev536 3 роки тому +35

    seeing Harstem destroy BM Zerg is well worth him breaking the Challenge

  • @gregoryyeager4675
    @gregoryyeager4675 3 роки тому +13

    Wondering why the zealots are such pacifists, and then immediately upon them agreeing to fight, they are forced to charge into burrowed lurkers. Ah, now I get it.

  • @rocksellerman
    @rocksellerman 3 роки тому +120

    winning games against BM'ing opponents feel soooo good. I love how thats true even for progamers like Harstem

    • @black_squall
      @black_squall 3 роки тому +5

      I remember beating a BM player that was like 250 MMR higher than me. Never matched that feeling haha.

  • @allmhuran
    @allmhuran 3 роки тому +41

    Oh my god that storm massacre at the end was absolutely disgusting.

    • @Zaudunyani
      @Zaudunyani 3 роки тому +13

      Watching that cycle of storms got my wife pregnant.

    • @billylion3073
      @billylion3073 2 роки тому

      @@Zaudunyani omg lmfao!!!!

  • @migueljuan5374
    @migueljuan5374 3 роки тому +53

    Just wanted to add:
    Never insult Harstem or he'll seriously beat you, like that.

  • @timchambers7068
    @timchambers7068 3 роки тому +9

    Me when I play SC2: intense games, constantly forgets to build twilight council, super tense
    Harstam: Critters really enhance the gameplay, it makes the early game boring if there are no critters

  • @GuilhermeFudo
    @GuilhermeFudo 3 роки тому +42

    I was cheering like crazy on the last one hahaha

  • @blacknyellow962
    @blacknyellow962 3 роки тому +43

    Those brave pacifists took up arms to fight that war criminal at the end there. Their noble sacrifices shall not be forgotten. That was a great last game to a great video "gl hf" lol

  • @bogdanov930
    @bogdanov930 3 роки тому +27

    That race is a joke! Especially when u almost lose to guy with AFK zealots on his base. 😂😂

  • @BukovTervicz
    @BukovTervicz Рік тому +1

    10:37 The heavy sigh when he looks at the useless lazy zealots, lol

  • @razihel1988
    @razihel1988 3 роки тому +37

    when someone bms, just scrap the challenge and beat them up and show 'em reaaal good

  • @marcinlelen4664
    @marcinlelen4664 3 роки тому +52

    I love how you sped up when he wrote gl hf

  • @joki9121
    @joki9121 3 роки тому +8

    That last game was amazing. I love the little speech you gave to the zealots as they went into battle.

  • @curtislarsen5950
    @curtislarsen5950 3 роки тому +11

    Plot twist: Mixu (last game) sends in this replay for IODIS

  • @iridium9512
    @iridium9512 3 роки тому +10

    49:20 this moment alone deserves a thumbs up

  • @alexanderlee2261
    @alexanderlee2261 3 роки тому +35

    Here's a challenge.
    All buildings must be built in pairs. The second building in each pair has to start before the first one finishes.

    • @dingledln
      @dingledln 3 роки тому +3

      I'm imagining Double gateway into double cybercore, followed by double expand quickly saturating 6 gasses to afford double stargate with both air upgrades researching as a weird build that this might cause.

    • @maximilianrediger98
      @maximilianrediger98 3 роки тому

      Sounds nice

    • @flowenfan9678
      @flowenfan9678 3 роки тому +2

      DOUBLE DARK SHRINE!

    • @TheComicChild
      @TheComicChild 3 роки тому

      omg its gonna be like pylons and shield batteries EVERYWHERE. good challenge idea tho. Actually. *marine voice* Outstanding

    • @fabricechapuis2813
      @fabricechapuis2813 3 роки тому

      DOUBLE NEXUS

  • @Monkeyheadtpc
    @Monkeyheadtpc 3 роки тому +26

    Pretend you are AlphaStar.
    Phoenixes that don't attack, overprobing, random army movement... The whole nine yards.

  • @bclayton9539
    @bclayton9539 3 роки тому +50

    When you won the last game you looked happier than you did when you beat snute in that 2015 sc2 finals

  • @jamesk3914
    @jamesk3914 2 роки тому

    @9:05 "Ah dangit I accidentally built a bunch of zealots, oh well, you know what to do guys" made me lol

  • @kylezpetrovich
    @kylezpetrovich 3 роки тому +18

    The zealots should be protesting for the terrans to stop fighting as well.

  • @jiayojames
    @jiayojames 3 роки тому +13

    The lesson here is don't push a pacifist to breaking point because you might regret when they show their strength

  • @pockettoos
    @pockettoos 3 роки тому +8

    When an opponent drops a '%#$U you' even the pacifists gotta join the fight haha- what a game

  • @Tronous117
    @Tronous117 3 роки тому +11

    Those two zealots saw the horrors of war and decided to become pacifists. I want a movie about their story.

  • @UncleRaeMong
    @UncleRaeMong 3 роки тому +8

    I liked this video when he starting singing the Zealot protest song.

  • @KABOOMFIN
    @KABOOMFIN 3 роки тому +4

    The campaign player: Every 3rd unit you must build a cannon or shield battery for defense

  • @HowToLoves
    @HowToLoves 3 роки тому +2

    "He pissed me off now"
    **clicking intensifies**

  • @fuba44
    @fuba44 3 роки тому +7

    F'ing funny, also remind me to never piss off Harstem. Loved every minute of it.

  • @EManBN
    @EManBN 3 роки тому +8

    "Every 5th unit must be a Zealot..."
    ...proceeds to build 10 Probes straight

  • @Dusk-MTG
    @Dusk-MTG 3 роки тому +5

    I don't know if I'm more impressed by Harstem winning this challenge or by someone actually coming up with this.

    • @Wirmish
      @Wirmish 3 роки тому +1

      Harstem winning.

  • @hectoraguilar1832
    @hectoraguilar1832 2 роки тому

    55:32 is the precise moment where you can hear the Pacifist Zealots start singing We Are The World
    ~There comes a time when we head a certain call, when the world must come together as one. There are people dying and it's time to lend a hand to life, the greatest gift of all~

  • @xMoff
    @xMoff 3 роки тому +1

    That last game was SO GOOD. I shouted at the end in celebration with the "That race is a joke". Amazing

  • @vitas75
    @vitas75 3 роки тому +13

    Trolling grandmasters with stupid stuff: every fifth unit must be a sentry. You can only use those sentries for hallucinations. You cannot let them sit on full energ. You cannot have hallucinations with main army.

    • @vitas75
      @vitas75 3 роки тому +1

      Another challenge: Your front line must be made of pure hallucinations. Doesnt matter if they have detection.

  • @Fidabulous
    @Fidabulous 3 роки тому

    This is the most entertaining SC2 content I have watched. It's so good when its a fight for putting an early BM'er to task. DO MORE OF THESE

  • @navi2710
    @navi2710 3 роки тому

    i've been looking for this for a while now. Must rewatch for the rage/bm at the end.

  • @daltonschoenle8041
    @daltonschoenle8041 3 роки тому +3

    That ending has made this my favorite video from you, I knew you would convince those pacifists against BM

  • @stumpelrielzchen4143
    @stumpelrielzchen4143 3 роки тому

    Zerg: gl hf
    Harstem: *so you have chosen death*

  • @uncalled4games875
    @uncalled4games875 3 роки тому +2

    By far my favorite of your vids man, literally yelling at my screen cheering you on after the BM, WELL PLAYED. Happy to see you convince the pacifists to fight for your honor!

    • @billylion3073
      @billylion3073 2 роки тому

      watching him bait the guy into storm after storm blinking up ledges storming the ramp running with isolated temps and punishing the chase was so frigging fun to watch Harstem is a legit hive mind haha

  • @zenoen
    @zenoen 3 роки тому +1

    I would recommend a challenge. The twin challenge - Every unit has to have a twin made at the same time and when one of them dies the twin has to go berserk and just charge the enemy with no regard for self-preservation. Would be really interesting to see I think. :)

  • @EmperorMengsk
    @EmperorMengsk Рік тому

    Fav Harstem video. And I watched it first time in 2022. Well done, Captain!

  • @albertomorenojunquero9595
    @albertomorenojunquero9595 3 роки тому

    41:45: "Of course you stay true to your challenge.." hehehhh inb4 zealots harassing every base rofl best content i've seen here so far

  • @rafaelrafaelrafael
    @rafaelrafaelrafael 3 роки тому +1

    Suggestion: the completionist challenge. You're only allowed to attack the opponent when you have at least one of every unit (and all possible structures). Obviously, defending and taking bases is fine. But you can only try to beat them if you have all units available in your army.

  • @davidyu4998
    @davidyu4998 3 роки тому

    Happy birthday man! Keep producing awesome content :D

  • @flappy7373
    @flappy7373 3 роки тому +1

    0:45 my mind immediately asks, "on aiur, pacifism is punishable by death.. and those game rules don't specifically state that you can't.. pacify.. your pacifists."
    i mean, the rules don't technically state that you can't kill them, right? so, just make every 5th unit a zealot, and then kill it. aiur has no room for cowards!
    that last game was absolutely delicious. after he said gl hf, i could hear the increase in your apm.. i'd love to see the replay so i can see what the average apm was before he said it, and what it went up to after. it sounded like it doubled.

  • @Parkanian
    @Parkanian 3 роки тому +2

    May I humbly suggest the The "A Hobbit's Tale: there and back again challenge" Any unit composition, but you must go "there and back again" on the map before using the unit, effectively tripling the crossing-time of the map. This applies to both harass and main-army units. TL;DR, the map length for you is 3x what it is for your opponent. GLHF!

  • @Wojtecher
    @Wojtecher 3 роки тому

    So glad I found your channel, legit the most hilarious sc2 player I've seen.

  • @grahamelliott9506
    @grahamelliott9506 2 роки тому

    employer protoss : "look me in the eye and tell me you will dive on a baneling or widow mine for this company"
    zealot: "damn we need a union..."

  • @TheGoonsies
    @TheGoonsies 3 роки тому

    57:55 should be a gif :D lol. And bigger LOL kiting those hydras into storms.

  • @MrKingDunk
    @MrKingDunk 3 роки тому +18

    Hey mate its my Birthday this week and I got a guitar as well! Would love to see it but you seem to have forgotten after that godly game haha

  • @sorenlarssen27
    @sorenlarssen27 2 роки тому

    absolute cracking game Harstem, well played

  • @hew2629
    @hew2629 3 роки тому +6

    thank you for beating that last guy

  • @124horst
    @124horst 3 роки тому +2

    just watched the last game twice. So glorious, one could make a AAA hollywood movie out of it

  • @BRJoinGames
    @BRJoinGames 3 роки тому

    For that tease to work well i feel like it needs some kind of transition, it doesn't need to be anything fancy, just to make that change from tease to the beginning of the video.
    Nice vídeo btw, love u Harstem!

  • @henrypappas7095
    @henrypappas7095 3 роки тому

    My god that giggle when his opponent said that his race was a joke. I was laughing alongside him!
    Amazing match Harstem

  • @codyheiner3636
    @codyheiner3636 3 роки тому +2

    That speech was inspiring, I think you can be forgiven for sending the zealots in.

  • @Maadhawk
    @Maadhawk 3 роки тому

    That guy gave Harstem enough salt to last him the rest of the year for all of his cooking needs.

  • @vonhoenhine1922
    @vonhoenhine1922 3 роки тому

    Opponent: GL HF
    Harstem: *keyboard screaming intensifies*

  • @T3ddyBoy33
    @T3ddyBoy33 3 роки тому

    That last game made me chuckle heavy!

  • @talictdf4757
    @talictdf4757 3 роки тому +5

    "My life for Harstem" the pacifists are IN xD
    How salty was that guys on a scale of 1 to 10... 14, 49? lol

  • @lukex1337
    @lukex1337 3 роки тому

    That last game was so epic against the BM guy. I felt your victory at the end haha wp!

  • @tehguitarque
    @tehguitarque 2 роки тому

    lmfao the raise in AMP when he decide he will END him. I was hoping for an accidental F2 in one of these games where the zealots just show up out of nowhere and wreck gg

  • @mikeokismall3831
    @mikeokismall3831 2 роки тому

    I like how it went from every 5th unit to 5th of the army supply lol. The end was worth it. Nice.

  • @sinanc.4635
    @sinanc.4635 3 роки тому

    That last game though...it was satisfying to watch him balance complain.

  • @colly9888
    @colly9888 3 роки тому

    That last game was amazing! Harstem pulled the boys!! Hooray!!!!

  • @brian3634
    @brian3634 3 роки тому +1

    Absolutely amazing game at the end! Sometimes even pacifists have to set their principles aside to defeat a bad enough enemy.

  • @schmuben8580
    @schmuben8580 3 роки тому

    I like the teaser addition!

  • @TheDaaabou
    @TheDaaabou 3 роки тому

    Don't care about that comment, it's for personal use, just to quickly remember how I reasonably should switch to PROTOSS
    12:50 and 15:18 Harstem's D I S R U P T O R S
    30:17 wonderful hatch snipe
    49:20 Best moment
    52:10 nice move
    57:39 wow
    This was great entertainment!

  • @xidjazulix
    @xidjazulix 3 роки тому +3

    as a zerg player, i felt that when ole boy said "that race is a joke"

  • @aligaro5185
    @aligaro5185 3 роки тому

    Silly idea:
    Probes take the drone aproach.
    Everytime a probe builds a building. It no longer takes part in the game. Just standing there. Getting no commands for there on.

  • @LukeAps
    @LukeAps 3 роки тому

    Holy shit, that was the best thing I've ever watched.
    Pure. Fury. Victory through will. God bless.

  • @Treksh
    @Treksh 3 роки тому

    Hahaha that last game man, epic!

  • @oblahuwtf5786
    @oblahuwtf5786 3 роки тому +10

    new challenge: "I AM THE TERRAN NOW!"
    Since you have some experience with playing terran as off-race, it's hard to keep track on wich race you are actually playing. The challenge is to play protoss but use typical terran build orders (marine drop, tank push, bc rush) and unit movement just like a typical terran.
    Here is a suggestion on how your protoss units could be translating to terran:
    Marine = Zealot
    Marauder = Stalker
    Reaper = Adept
    Ghost = Dark Templar
    Hellion = Sentry
    Cyclone = Archon(??)
    Widow Mine = High Templar (with Storm)
    Siege Tank = Disruptor // Immortal
    Thor = Colossus
    Medivac = Warp Prism
    Viking = Phoenix
    Banshee = Void Ray
    Raven = Oracle
    Liberator = Tempest
    Battlecruiser = Carrier
    Observers are free (like scans) but you are not allowed to build a mothership (terran doesn't have such an op unit ;).
    Would be fun to see you play some terran openings as closely as possible, with your weird looking futuristic skin. Hope you have fun as well :D

    • @whirlwind872
      @whirlwind872 3 роки тому +1

      mothership kinda sucks mate wdym such an op unit???? for such a supposedly high-tech unit it doesn't really do much anymore and dies immediately, it's not even a detector :/

    • @whirlwind872
      @whirlwind872 3 роки тому +1

      actually it really sucks, just tested and literally 4 hydras with no upgrades will kill a mothership. And if mothership is 3/3/3, it only takes 6 hydras. Mothership is trash

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o 3 роки тому

      @@whirlwind872 My man, I think you forgot to bring detection
      Sarcasm detection

    • @whirlwind872
      @whirlwind872 3 роки тому

      @@MrCh0o very possible, I'm just salty cuz it could be such a sick unit, but instead it sucks :( I mean vortex was definitely OP, but there's got to be some way of making it more useful without making every game a rush to mothership

  • @DarrylGlen
    @DarrylGlen 3 роки тому

    Haha, Harstem sounding like Mengsk at the end of that last game. "This war leaves no room for civilians!"

  • @krunkcleanup2949
    @krunkcleanup2949 3 роки тому +2

    Every time you attack the enemy base, 10 probes have to lead the charge.

  • @zuido9715
    @zuido9715 3 роки тому +1

    58:01 what a glorious moment. that last match was the best.

  • @crashtiansClips
    @crashtiansClips Рік тому

    "did he just bad manners?" *apm goes over 9000*

  • @Xenotric
    @Xenotric 3 роки тому

    Orange Wall:
    First mining expansion must be on the opponents side of the map.
    Must begin walling off the center split, must be at least a vision wall (unbroken vision along the mirror line of map) ideally with each building within sight of the next, bonus points if you manage a full wall at any point

  • @danielszczypka6977
    @danielszczypka6977 3 роки тому

    Hello Harstem,
    May you try this strategy with your series beating GM with Stupid stuff.
    Against Terran:
    - build army using only units makes splash demage
    -may build few stalkers and adepts for defend at the begining
    Against Zerg:
    - kill his overlords!!! with flying units (don't kill drones) so hard he will leave the game.
    - eventually can kill hatch,
    - while attacking can kill units shooting up
    - defend as you like
    Against Protos
    - kill him with scentry and phoenix
    - build at least 15 scentry
    Love this series, yr great.
    Salut. Krequs

  • @aikenumholtz3539
    @aikenumholtz3539 3 роки тому

    The critter discussion was gold

  • @ClarkMcLean
    @ClarkMcLean 3 роки тому

    Every probe you make has to remote mine before it can start mining at a base. ie probes built at main have to mine at least once at natural, probes at natural have to mine once at third or any other mineral patch etc.

  • @TheDuncskunk
    @TheDuncskunk 2 роки тому

    This is too funny. Good content.

  • @eliasc-f2289
    @eliasc-f2289 3 роки тому +1

    Harstem "Wait why does he have hellions?" Botvinnik "Wait why does he have zealots?"

  • @flubjig903
    @flubjig903 3 роки тому +1

    such a sick episode i love it when you knock someone out who bms u it's the best

  • @LordEvilreaver
    @LordEvilreaver 3 роки тому +1

    Completionist: No tech units until you have all tech structures, no attacking until all research complete

  • @jamesschmu1735
    @jamesschmu1735 3 роки тому +1

    Challenge Idea: Protoss Pilgrimage
    Every 5 minutes _all_ your army units start their pilgrimage to the enemy main base.
    They are allowed to defend themselves (including micro of course) but are only allowed to move along a direct path towards the enemies main until they reach it or die.
    (Additional rule: +-1 minute between the pilgrimages for each loss/win)

  • @blinkanddie3397
    @blinkanddie3397 Рік тому

    game 3: "gl hf"
    *Harstem's APM goes through the roof*

  • @juanbotero4154
    @juanbotero4154 3 роки тому

    BM player: gl hf
    Harstem: *so you have chose death*

  • @mainegor3570
    @mainegor3570 3 роки тому

    Love them teasers.