Rip Mitten. This is one of his best, most creative and resourceful videos. When I thought back to this video his death really hit me like a truck. Rest well man.
The news hit me like a truck. There was always a vibe with your videos that felt like hanging out with your friend just bullshitting. You were truly something special, Paul. I never went more than a few months looking for a new video or some update. Rest easy, wanderer.
I gotta say having the face cam for random shenanigans is only adding to the channel! Seeing paul tell me about his love of zip ties, and being able to see the love in his eyes, made my ancestors happy
I remember watching this the morning of my first day of midterms sophomore year. It was easily some of the worst times of my life, but watching this video made them all melt away. Thank you for all of the laughs, smiles, and real games you shared with us. Rest easy man.
Rest in peace Paul. This is one of the only live commentary videos of Mitten Squad that I have seen, and it is a joy to see unscripted Paul just figuring out how to do a challenge purely for our entertainment. Thanks for your years of dedication Paul, you will be missed.
Some say that this is the first time Mitten Squad said the words "It's time for the zip ties" where the events that followed weren't illegal in at least 37 states...
1:58 Behold, a cut! Oh what silence we missed... all the better a look at his couch I could have gotten. Woe is me, and all others who wanted an uncut version... we came so close.
I'm so glad I just woke up and get to enjoy my breakfast to 40 straight minutes of a depraved man attempting to play all five Wii sports at once in real time.
Him looking straight at the camera and saying 'They're TVs, not monitors, get your head out of your ass' in a blue plaid shirt and jeans was like the biggest Dad energy I've ever experienced.
Mitten, you need to do a giveaway with all 5 of those Wii’s... Autograph them and write some of your favorite quotes on them from some of your play throughs!!!! Like when people buy your merch they get entered to win.
"I. Love. Zip ties." I laughed pretty hard but nothing compares to witnessing you suffer at the end at the hands of your own stupid decisions. Don't ever change!
@3:50, fun fact: the sensor bars aren't sensors at all, they are actually IR emitters. I would always amaze people by pointing the wiimote at 2 lit candles AND HAVING IT WORK. It actually works better than the sensor bar since candles put out way more IR than the bar. Also, you could have fkn put socks or something under the rear sensor bars to raise them above the level of the TVs lol. VERY GOOD VIDEO @9:20 Wii Jacket is probably the wiimote condom, that silicone thing for when people threw their controllers against the wall out of rage but then blamed Nintendo
the real crime here is that Paul wears shoes while indoors... wait....maybe thats why your parents always told you take your shoes off when coming inside, thats how the real game begins....
"that one's only there because I want to see how many people are stupid enough to pay for an image" this has aged well also, "they're TVs, not monitors"... they're literally identical to the monitor i'm using to watch this video
"These aren't even in order, 3 is in the middle" You really are a glutton for punishment. For christ sake you literally had everything backwards. And your solution was put duct tape over leg hair instead of switch screens. I was nonstop laughing out loud the entire time. Thats a win
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Thx
thank you sir
amazing
What if I slapped you with a mitten
Im broke
- *"I...love...zip ties."*
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where the REAL game begins.
Am I the only one that thinks that’s something a kidnapper would say
@@maxbradlley9394 with the crazy eyes of a totally sane and not crazy person
The game of hiding from the local police
@@maxbradlley9394 literally the point of his joke there.
He setup his lines that way.....
*#lolz*
Science: Women are better at multitasking than men.
Paul from Mitten Squad: Hold my zip ties
Nah he needs those, he actually said here: hold my dignity😂
@@jacksonschanneljohannsen6478 😂😂
“A starving child in Africa could have eaten that nunchuck.”
So true, mate. You could have at least given that nunchuck to a hobo or something.
They could use it for bum fights
There plenty of them in kzoo and Detroit their friendly enough as companions
Rip Mitten. This is one of his best, most creative and resourceful videos. When I thought back to this video his death really hit me like a truck. Rest well man.
Finally we see him, Mitten in his final form... he has truly become, Mitten Prime!
The leader of the mitten-bots!
He has always been mitten prime he is a God
mitten requiem
@colten bennion oh my mistake. Thanks
His power is over 9000!!!!!!!!!
The news hit me like a truck. There was always a vibe with your videos that felt like hanging out with your friend just bullshitting. You were truly something special, Paul. I never went more than a few months looking for a new video or some update. Rest easy, wanderer.
"I will suffer because I can... and I kinda want to."
-Paul OF Mitten Squad, 2020
Wait that's sounds like a quote from a CBT video
He's "Paul OF Mitten Squad", get it right.
😂
@@TySama0
#lolz
Oooooooh
I gotta say having the face cam for random shenanigans is only adding to the channel! Seeing paul tell me about his love of zip ties, and being able to see the love in his eyes, made my ancestors happy
Good to see Paul is playing a real mans game now.
*L0L*
I just can't wait for the Legendary Meow Motors to be played.
He's played more than that watch his elmos letter adventure
They grow up so fast..
You’ve clearly never heard of Meow Motors
“Stupid enough to buy an image” is the perfect mocking method to get people to buy it.
and here we are now almost in 2022 with NFTs 😢
"I dont have to win, I just have to not lose" - mitten squad (aka man of pure wisdom)
Vietnam war summed up
It should be on a tshirt
Literally read it as he said it I thought this was impossible I feel powerful
#lolz
@@masterkdude I feel like he's speaking from the bible or some enchantment book or something
"Why did I do that, I didn't need to do that." - Every Mitten Squad challenge ever
I laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes just cause this comment is true
I just like to imagine that mittens closet is just filled with a plad shirt and jeans
It's not, he never takes them off so he doesn't need a closet
@@_b_moll then where do the bodies go
@@mookooy Ask Paul
Isn't yours?
Hello there
I've never seen Mitten Squad's face. He's everything I could've dreamed for and more.
You are? Try to see his 1M video
i cant stop seeing sid from ice age
Dude he literally had a face reveal video 💀💀
@@CecilioSprayetti that’s so mean but 🤣
@RamblingDuck I know but still funny
I remember watching this the morning of my first day of midterms sophomore year. It was easily some of the worst times of my life, but watching this video made them all melt away. Thank you for all of the laughs, smiles, and real games you shared with us. Rest easy man.
I really liked the part where he stared deep into the camera, nearly penetrating my soul with his eyes, stating "I. Love. Zip ties."
And so, as it was written in the lore of yore: Tis the hour in which thine truest of games shall finally commences.
-Sir Air Conditioner the beaten.
*im just saying he didn't take any damage*
He should do the Wii sword fighting without taking any damage
he took damage when his skin peeled off
*L Oh L*
He took mental damage
Boxing?
"I...LOVE.....ZIPTIES" - Mitten Squad
*l0l*
he has to have his tools
@@VibinBryan wrote the same thing in another comment like this lmao. Love that show
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
"Aside from cutting off blood supply to both my feet at the same time, we're off to a good start."
Petition to put "I love Zipties" on a tshirt
I'm probably already on a number of watch lists so, yeah, why not!
@@amorphoussolid8512 took me a second to get it
You have my sign
Plot twist. "I LOVE ZIPTIES" on a shirt made of duct tape
7:45 "i broke this for reasons you understand later."
"There was no need for that."
A starving child in Africa could have eaten those nunchucks
You gotta do wii sports resort, that’s where the real game will begin....
Nah, he's gotta play every single wii game AT ONCE..!
*#lolz*
Using all the sponsor money to become
WII MAN!
This is where the real game began.
I love how much of a meme for this channel this has become
Here is were the REAL game begins
*lol*
Make sure you update us on how many people pay for the wallpaper!
Could you imagine being the guy to knock on his door? And see this Wii-mote transformer?
Offendecons roll out!
*lol*
All i hear in my head now is optimus saying: Motion-sensored-wii-controller-bots, roll out
"I.......LOVE ........ZIPTIES....."
That sounds oddly like a threat
Rest in peace Paul. This is one of the only live commentary videos of Mitten Squad that I have seen, and it is a joy to see unscripted Paul just figuring out how to do a challenge purely for our entertainment. Thanks for your years of dedication Paul, you will be missed.
Some say that this is the first time Mitten Squad said the words "It's time for the zip ties" where the events that followed weren't illegal in at least 37 states...
He did it! The madman released an uncut video. Christmas came early.
1:58
Behold, a cut! Oh what silence we missed... all the better a look at his couch I could have gotten. Woe is me, and all others who wanted an uncut version... we came so close.
REALLY?! He is wasting so much tape, some kid in Africa could eat that.
I heard they love adhesive over there
Guess I'll have to donate scotch tape instead. Not as nutritious, but it works.
@@WCRyder they eat dirt and sand over there too. Adhesive is a delicacy for them
@@sands201 I thought that was only legends
Never have I encountered someone so dedicated to inflicting suffering on himself.
I'm so glad I just woke up and get to enjoy my breakfast to 40 straight minutes of a depraved man attempting to play all five Wii sports at once in real time.
Over a year later, same situation as you, I am glad that we as humans collectively enjoy eating to people suffering
Paul: *pulls out zipties with wistful words of murder*
Me: "Oh."
Also Paul: *proceeds to pull out a roll of duct tape*
Me: "THis Is FInE"
Paul: “this is where the real game begins”
R U N
Hes a masochist, they're for him
“There’s a starving child in Africa who could’ve eaten this nunchuck”
When future generations ask where did we go too far?; Here. This is where we went too far.
We. Will. Go. Farther.
Here? They will ask why we didn't go farther.
The bar can be lowered even further, i know it sounds crazy, but you have to believe... BELIEVE!
Or where we didn't go to far enough?
When he said they’re TVs, not monitors, I felt like he was speaking right to my condescending thoughts.
I must agree. This is, in fact, the best idea.
Cute
@@jesse8028 Lmao
Indubitably. Lol
I agree. Even his worst ideas are still the best ideas. It is how the real game begins. Have a good (whatever time code is appropriate ) :)
Him looking straight at the camera and saying 'They're TVs, not monitors, get your head out of your ass' in a blue plaid shirt and jeans was like the biggest Dad energy I've ever experienced.
Not dad but daddy energy
Move over, Wii Sports resort; this is a real sequel.
Switch sports
40:16 is when he begins to tear off his skin
when the real game begins
Kinky
What most people waited for
Mr_McFatback why did he have to censor that beautiful face moaning and gagging on a shoe?
@@garrett6377 because it probably wasn't a shoe
“I will suffer because I can” -Paul of Mitten Squad 2020
"and I kinda want to"- Also Paul of Mitten Squad 2020
Indubitably. Lol
RIP Paul 😢 love you thanks for making me laugh when i was down. Very tough pill to swallow
are we not gonan talk about him wearing shoes indoors ON A CARPET
We don't talk about that.
Dats ‘Murica for ya🇺🇸
Mitten, you need to do a giveaway with all 5 of those Wii’s... Autograph them and write some of your favorite quotes on them from some of your play throughs!!!! Like when people buy your merch they get entered to win.
"They called me a mad man"
I miss this man so much
I always wonder how do you come up with those unique lines? It's so fascinating that I can never anticipate what your next sentence will be.
"I. Love. Zip ties."
I laughed pretty hard but nothing compares to witnessing you suffer at the end at the hands of your own stupid decisions. Don't ever change!
16:43 “Almost got a stroke on that one”
@3:50, fun fact: the sensor bars aren't sensors at all, they are actually IR emitters. I would always amaze people by pointing the wiimote at 2 lit candles AND HAVING IT WORK. It actually works better than the sensor bar since candles put out way more IR than the bar. Also, you could have fkn put socks or something under the rear sensor bars to raise them above the level of the TVs lol. VERY GOOD VIDEO
@9:20 Wii Jacket is probably the wiimote condom, that silicone thing for when people threw their controllers against the wall out of rage but then blamed Nintendo
“Kinda fuck faced myself with this one”. Kinda curious if that was a reference to a certain podcast or if it was coincidence
Mitten: **Does one of his hardest challenges ever currently**
Video: **Under-performs as shit**
"i want too see how many people are stupid enough to pay for an image."
nft moment
REST IN PEACE BROTHER
I was grumpy so I got slightly drunk and finally settled down to watch this.
The man's problem solving skills are as startling as his field of view.
Zip tie pro tip: black lasts longer than white, especially outside.
Also check out stainless steel zip ties. Could build a house with them lmao
Kinda easy to deglove some skin with the metal ties
My dumbass thought this was a race joke
@@secretcyke4209 oof. Glad you were able to tie it all together
This video prolonged my lifespan exponentially from how many good laughs I got from Paul's flailing and commentary x)
Why is nobody talking about how my man's wearing shoes inside on the carpet.
A lot of people do that.
He knows better then to have feet so open on camera
Bruh I was thinking the exact same thing
We don't talk about that.
Rest easy, King. I am forever grateful for the legacy you left us.
The last video was just the warmup, this is where the real game begins
I miss you every day paul i hope you're okay I listen to your videos to sleep at night and I love you
My response to this video "Omg he's doing it again
Yes, this is where the real game begins!
This is just the full video without cuts he said during the previous
this is gonna be one of the most pshycotic things ive ver said but, Paul's house look so homey. like a good place to go for thanksgiving
When he post I silently bust
hol up
@@infinitescum8487 it's December, this is fine
@@FriskyD. you say that now, but what if someone started busting to you? xd
@@infinitescum8487 no one could bust to me so I'm safe 😢
@@kin-3877 there's a kink for everything
"Cause that's wasteful, a little starving child in Africa could've eaten that Nunchuck. Now they're gonna starve to death."
2:18 great wedding photo 😅
the real crime here is that Paul wears shoes while indoors...
wait....maybe thats why your parents always told you take your shoes off when coming inside, thats how the real game begins....
i’m so glad how confident he is, this man is beautiful
The production on this video is incredible mate
When 2020 ends and paul says to the entire world: “This is where the real game begins”
"that one's only there because I want to see how many people are stupid enough to pay for an image"
this has aged well
also, "they're TVs, not monitors"... they're literally identical to the monitor i'm using to watch this video
I really like how he is playing the games. Just curse the sh*t out of them.
Works for me every time 👍🏼
Thank you Mitten for doing this, so no one else has to. Your creativity and dedication sets you apart from the rest.
*this is where the challenge really begins*
Rest in Peace, Paul. Thank you for bringing so much joy to so many lives.
0:22 does that mean Paul will break into my house to deliver the sweatshirt?
boy I hope so
I actually loved this video lol. I can't believe he can just talk this well off the cuff. grats on 1 million!
2:14 this is how robbers feel about zip ties too.
Not after breaking into his house and seeing that staring from the darkness, holding a roll of duct tape and a gag
And/or kidnappers.. its actually genius, they wouls just think that he is one of them
How else do you get the screaming to start? And stop (:
This is a Christmas miracle because now the game can finally begin
That’s the same shirt from the QNA 😂
Can't wait for Dawn of the Real Game 2: The Bucket Lord rises
The best sequel in cinema history
This is one of the most entertaining videos you've made. Thank you so much for this.
Love your vids as always
"Are you sure you want to continue without saving"
Mitten "No".
Mitten when it doesn't continue as he just told it no:
Pikachu Surprise Face
"These aren't even in order, 3 is in the middle"
You really are a glutton for punishment. For christ sake you literally had everything backwards. And your solution was put duct tape over leg hair instead of switch screens.
I was nonstop laughing out loud the entire time. Thats a win
I blessed thy day crazy stranger
Holy fuck
I'm so happy you did your face reveal Paul. It's cool to see the man behind the madness. Keep up the awesome content!
Holy shit this is gonna be perfect
As it is. Lol
I would assume that this would be on MittenPrime, I'm happy either way
Rest in Peace
I love how this was just slapped together this is one of my favorite challenges you have done.
When you take your last breath and pass from this world onto the next-the real game begins
Skeleton war?
@@FriskyD.
You know it
I would have never guessed that fuckin wii sports would be the challenge that took Paul's sanity
"There was no need to do that" he says destroying the nunchuck
THERES NO NEED FOR ANY OF THIS!
I know you say it was a flop video but it is truly a very unique idea, the world wasn't ready yet for the ziptie and 5 wii technique
the real game has begun
This man literally predicted the publics consensus on nft’s