Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time?
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- There have been many great minds in human history: Copernicus, Todd Howard, the developers of Meow Motors, maybe a few others. But now, at the risk of sounding egotistical, I consider myself to be among the all-time greats. Why? Because I asked the universe a question nobody has ever come up with. Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time?
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Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time? (in text form)
I need to explain to you just how convoluted this idea is. I’ll divide it into 3 segments: the preparation, setup, and the game. If you don’t care about the backstory, AKA the preparation, and just want to skip to the challenge, go to the timestamp on screen now. Also, this video will be like all the other Can You Beat videos on this channel, but if you want to watch a version of the raw video, to experience the torment alongside me in slightly edited down real time, that video will be released as a Premiere on this channel on Wednesday December 9th at 11:00AM EST. Now, ya see, there are many ways that I could’ve gone about this. I do have 5 computers. 4 of them are Macs because I am a gamer after all, so I could’ve used emulators to make this possible. Wii Sports is really not that demanding of a game for the Dolphin emulator to run. But I am a man of science. I went with the patriotic option. So, what is it that I did? I spent $1500 on this goddamn idea. You’re probably wondering how the hell I spent so much money on this. I’ll explain. As great as the voices inside my jelly dome have told me that I am, and only a select few of you will know this, I don’t always make the greatest decisions when it comes to money. $200 on Vault Yoshi Bed Sheets, the $1200 iPhone 12 I broke after having it for about 2 weeks, I spent $12 on a plan involving buying a domain name for the Dolittle Movie that came out last year that would ultimately end with me getting a signed picture of Robert Downy Jr telling me to go myself. Unfortunately, Lady Luck was not on my side during that roughly, oh, let’s say 25 and a half year long period of my entire existence. I’m only 24, you can figure out what I mean. The point being, I probably could’ve saved myself about $500 if I’d thought this through a little more. Now that I’ve long since reeled you in with the question of what it was I bought, and your dangling little corpses are flapping in the breeze against the side of the tub, I can get to the items themselves.
I bought 5 HDMI Cables, 5 Composite to HDMI adapters, 5 Wii’s, 5 copies of Wii Sports, and of course 5 24 inch televisions. Now before you storm the comments to ask how I managed to do this to myself, lemme ing explain. First of all, I got scammed. I didn’t know the TV’s I bought, which some jackasses seem to think are computer monitors just because that’s what they’re called on the box and it’s what they’re called on the invoice, I didn’t know they came with HDMI cables. I thought I had to buy my own. My iMac didn’t come with an HDMI cable, why would any of these 5 TVs. So that was a waste of $50 on 50 feet of cable. I suppose I could make a high definition noose with ‘em. The composite cable adapters worked like a charm. I highly recommend the product who’s name and brand I won’t mention. The TV’s were $105 which I thought were a fair price. I guess we’ll talk about Wii Sports next. I assumed I’d be able to just walk into my local GameStop and buy 5 copies of Wii Sports, but they didn’t have 1, let alone 5. I’d have gone to another but I only allow myself to enter a GameStop once per year. It’s a religious thing. So I turned to eBay. The drawback of eBay as that the world is a big place. My copies of Wii Sports could come from anywhere, from strange and foreign lands like Ohio. Couldn’t have that. I also needed them quickly, which jacked the out of the price. I sorted by proximity and limited my prospects to only those with Fast and Free shipping. This is like when you’re a kid going door to door asking for free doorknobs, you just gotta take whatever God gives you. Then the Wii’s. I’ve rambled on about this for far too long. They were $127 each. Moving on.
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Gotta be honest,that's a dope ass holiday sweater
But will you sell mittens?
Hello mitten squad
@@Eli-lg3vd no I just checked :(
@@Eli-lg3vd He better be, or I'll call Grandma Sparkles
"The Wii is a system for the casual gamer"
Paul:
Now this is where the real game begins
Hey all, Scott here.
But MK wii is such a good game i cant resist
I would like to imagine the average burglar being utterly confused at this one man Wii Lan Party. The massive expenditure of technology, Duck tape, zip ties, leg hair, and soiled laundry lying around what looks like the worlds most confusing low poly security setup.
@@LostShipMate i feel like he’d leave out of sheer worry about what will happen to him if he takes anything.
Paul with a bunch of wiimotes strapped to him Is truly a pinnacle of human evolution
A true transhumanist icon
That’s not even his final form
I thought he was going to turn into pure energy by the end.
Now I really want to see the 5 wiimotes taped to a broom. Also now I’m imagining Paul bringing somebody over to his house and they walk into his bedroom and see 5 Wii’s connected to 5 different 24-inch TVs and immediately realize they’ve walked into the house of a psychopath
He played every Wii sport at the same time, and he actually managed to do decent in round 3. He's too powerful to be left alive.
@Isaac Vaughn damn, your right
I don’t know that any disease or poison we have can even affect his species.
His eyes are so far apart, because he's soon to reach enlightenment and his third eye will open.
Rest in Peace Paul. Fly high man.
What?
Pls no...
@@El.fish.the.chocolatehe passed in 2023
@@Chreed96 found out after this comment... Poor mate, should his soul rest in peace.
"I spent $1500"
He was too busy thinking about whether or not he could not whether or not he should
Life finds a way
@Calvin McFalls Sam said(what I'm guessing Sam said) "could not" as in he probably didn't have enough pay for or it. "Should not" meaning he had the money and he wasn't really committed to pay for them seeing how this much money for a video is worth it. But that's my guess
I got that reference
@Calvin McFalls To be honest with you, I've never eaten goat, it's just a name that I came up with for this UA-cam channel. From the other names I came up with this one I liked the most. However, now I'm curious to know what it does taste like.
@Calvin McFalls It's a poorly written reference.
Awww. He's got pictures of his dog on his wall :D that's adorable.
Is it the one who's snout he tried to kick, but failed?
Good eye! I noticed it too.
I have pictures of your mom on my wall too ,so what ?
@@kalinflip Haha funni
Those pictures are still not as dead as his dog
hey paul, i just wanna say i miss you. you helped me with depression, suicidal thoughts, and even stopped me from an attempt one time when i saw you posted. it’s hard man, but i just wanted to say that I’ll miss you, fly high
6:58 “get my mouth involved which is something none of you would have been ready to see.” Well of course I’m not ready to see that, for one I’ve still got my trousers on.
Hold up
Oh my god this killed me
Exactly
Thank you for this, I just spit water all over my monitor but it was worth it
@@scratchysheep2016 water won't be the only thing you'll be spitting when Paul is done
"They called me a madman..."
- Mitten Squad
They still do...
They were excellent judges of character.
"They weren't wrong, except they were Because I'm more than a mad man, I am a Julius Caesar of bitch mountain"
"It could come from some god-forsaken place, like Ohio."
Definitely a Michigander.
I completely agree with the statement. Ohio is a place only devil worshipers live, it’s also boring as fuck to drive through
@@brandondrake4609 I live in Ohio and I can vouch for this, I am indeed a devil worshiper. Hail satan
Bubblewrap Wallpaper good to hear👍
@@bubblewrapwallpaper fr me too sucks the paul brothers are from here to but fuck where else would spawns like that come from
@@joegaming029 yeah, I die a little inside every time I remember that I'm from the same state as the Paul brothers
Jesus fucking Christ I miss you man
You had me dying at "He throws hands like a quadruple amputee"
"My iMac didn't come with an hdmi cable, why would any of these?"
Cause they ain't made by apple
It's amusing to me because Apple and Nintendo have a decent amount in common. :P
Yo, if you were a wrestler, "The Genetic Disaster" would be a banging name.
The _real_ son of Vince
@@oz_jones Better than Hornswoggle
Scott Steiner is already a genetic freak though, and he already has a 141 and 2/3 % chance of winning at Sacrifice.
Genetic detroyer
I’ll be stealing that name for my music career now.
"My imac didnt come with an hdmi so why would any of these 5 tvs?"
Imma take a wild guess and say bc the tvs arent apple products Paul
Or because the iMac has a built in screen?
Either way, spoken like a true apple consumer.
Oh man as if apple would give away free HDMI cables. They couldn't possibly fit in any more value for money in their imac package! /s
my roku flat screen came with HDMI cords I thought it was just included in everything
Also apple won't give you shit if you don't beg and promise them the soul of your first born.
Yeah and macs don't even had an hdmi slot, you have to buy that god damn fire wire to hdmi adapter.. fucking stupid!! Just another thing that could break that you have to buy another to replace it! (My fiance's apple laptop didn't have an hdmi slot, I don't remember if apple desktops do sorry!)
I love this mans…. Very helpful through my addiction.. still heartbroken many months later… RIP Paul.
I wish he could try again. I'll miss this man for a long time
"December is the happy month, were children receive gifts from a home invader"
Christmas has a whole new meaning.
This is exactly why my parents broke the news about Santa when I was four.
This sentence made me laugh so much
Too be fair Santa is a creepy bastard when you think about it I mean he watches every child 24/7 365 days of the year and knows everything they’ve ever done and then essentially bribes them with gifts
I need a pic of that RDJ signed pic.
Mitten squad: I am a genetic disaster.
Us: This is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Ah
Penguinz0
Ok
you are correct
I’ll just say, he’s becoming a elite gamer after this challenge
He was before
"I have told you before that I'm a genetic disaster, get over it"
You truly were a fantastic mind, Paul. Rest in peace
Duct tape substitute: paper tape, medical tape.
Those won't leave a tattoo after
Epoxy
“ This sweater will be as dead as my dog” I died when he said that
But did you die as dead as his dog?
So did the dog
@@phenyxswartz941 lol
I love the pile of fuckin nunchucks just sitting on the god damn ground.
everyone else: "PS5/Xbox x"
Mitten squad: "5 wiis and suffering"
The monotone "owwie" at the end😂
im almost in tears laughing hahaha
You can't stop me from buying that Wallpaper Paul.
"I wanna see how many people are stupid enough to pay for an image." This guy predicted NFT's. Holy shit.
It’s hard to make fun of someone who is self admittedly a “genetic disaster.”
Can't wait for him to replace his spine with wi remotes
“Because I want to see how many people are stupid enough to pay for an image.”
This statement is deadly accurate.
Goodbye paul we love you
Like it or not ladies, this specimen is peak human evolution
He's begining to believe...
"i have told you before that i am a genetic disaster, get over it."
-Saint Paul of Mitten Squad.
Welll he does look like Sid from Ice Age sooo
Paul, our Santo Subito
Had to revisit this bad boy after his 10 hardest challenges video. Makes me so sad that this underperformed. This is easily his best work
Not gonna lie mitten squad is one of my favourite gamers to watch right now. The popular ones are mostly playing online games with nonsense "commentary" with no point but mitten squad comes up with a theme and puts effort into a kind of script and it feels like he actually cared while he made the vid.
This time Mitten explained nearly 15 minutes why Wii is also a Sport
The bold spot is simply a result of the overwhelming testosterone flowing through your gamer brain
That was the least enthusiastic “This is where the real game begins” I’ve ever heard 😂 that’s how you know it was a tough challenge. Rest in peace Paul. And despite you saying this was a complete waste of time, I can assure you it was the opposite of that. Thank you for your years of entertaining and crazy challenges.
You are the peak of human performance!! I’ve never seen something so beautiful in my 27 years of life! The Cult of Mitten is with you oh great one!
Dude imagine if someone knocked on the door while you had Wii remotes taped to you 😂😂😅
Good luck explaining it
“It’s a new type of vr”
It's for religious reasons
"I'm a UA-camr."
"Oh, I perfectly understand. Have a nice day sir."
Does the "High Definition Noose" support 8k?
I have to say, I appreciate you going through all the hurdles to do this. Thank you for being a chaotic ray of sunshine.
1:09 ooooh if only he made this in recent events
Forget playing the games, the logistical nightmare that is even planning a way to make this work is hard enough to make me want to cry.
1:13 Paul created nfts man
1:10 bro legit created an NFT before NFTs were massive
It'd be so amazing if someone made two power-glove type modifications that integrated the five wiimote and two nunchuk components into two wearables. This might even be possible at that point
You're a fckin savage for duct taping those legs....
"Genetic disaster"
Eh, I beg to differ. My dad was bald in high school and that's worse than a bald spot
Perhaps it’s the uncanny resemblance to Sid from ice age that he’s referring to 🤔 👁 👃 👁
@@TsunauticusIV that's not a disaster, that's a blessing
You're an absolutely beautiful king, don't put yourself down ever.
I like how old mitten videos are like "wholey shit you can do that?!?!?" and now they are like "PSA I'm insane, don't do this, not worth it, not possible, and who woulda thought you needed to use a pencil to pass school"
You are perhaps the funniest bags of mixed parts I've ever seen😆
Keep up the great work and thanks..
1:10 this god of a man predicted nft's
10:13 Paul truly suffers for us.
im fuckin rolling there is not a single sentence this guy says that isn't fuckin pure comedy
"That didn't work at all! OWIE!"
~ McMittens 2k20
Mitten Squad just made Wii Remote Power Armor to complete this fucking challenge, beautiful
I bet this leads to "Can you beat blackbelted grandmaster of karate by only using nun-chuks with your legs"
Also thanks for the idea of thorough physical exercises. Solving several logical puzzles at time is one thing, but improving your spatial and kinestetic sense at once?!
Kudos, dear pal
1:10. This man predicted NFTS.
1:12 Mitten Squad predicted NFTs.
I feel like we were all the quiet kid growing up lol
I’m dead. This is my favorite video you have ever made. :)
your setup with all the tvs looks like if serial experiments lain was about playing wii sports
Dude, I can't believe you didn't realize you needed the A and B buttons until you already had the whole thing almost set up. lol
That Oweee at the end was great
This is the funniest youtube video i've seen in ages. First time i heard you, i couldnt watch bc of the voice but tbh your sense of humor makes up for it 100%
Mitten man, keep chasing those obscure angles and odd ideas. Non stop quality
The moment I thought about your bald spot you said it yourself
You're almost omniscient now mr Mitten
That's the closest someone have got of being Dr Manhattan experiencing various moments of time at once
"This video will be like all the other "can you beat video" on this channel"
me : a failed challenge ?
Paul : No.. edited.
me : Oh.
Mitten squad is just the pinnacle of humanity and I say that in all seriousness
Biology has met its match. From here on out, evolution as we knew it is no more.
In this new age, it is technology that drives us ever closer to perfection.
Wii at Gamexchange: 69.99
HDMI at Gamexchange: 2.99
You just gotta get one of them up there
1:10 basically NFT’s
4:04 now THIS is a product endorsement I like.
Paul: I’m a genetic abomination
Everyone: this man is peak human
You look, and sound exactly like the kind of person I would imagine attempting these challenges.
@Mitten Squad a genetic disaster? No, not even close. You are the only game-science-youtuber that is able to make even Wii Sports to entertaining Content. Btw nice to see how sits behind the Voice I know so long 😊👍
Love the happy Gilmore reference in the thumbnail art
Love the content man, loved watching the setup and all the buildup to the actual gameplay. Cheers
5:50 legit my first idea as well, duct tape the wii remotes together then swing them around like mentally challenged darth maul
16:23
"i want to see how many people are stupid enough to pay for an image" that didn't age well
Can you beat Fallout 3 as Lincoln?
(by only using Lincoln's Hat and Lincoln's Repeater)
edit: I actually have this idea a long time ago
I love this guy. Someone make him a gofundme so he can eat something besides HDMI cables and wii remotes
Thank you for the affordable wallpaper Paul, very cool.
10:46 Dont mess with the mayor
part of me hates watching the wallpaper plug knowing nfts exist
THE LEGEND HOLY SHIT
I fucking died at "High-Definition Noose"
One of your best videos so far!!
This is the most incredible video on this channel yet. Even better than beating New Vegas with your feet.
Paul, exactly how much Jameson was involved in this decision?
This man: "I'm a genetic abomination"
The mitten squad cult: "this man is the pinnacle of human evolution."
It's cuz he is dammit
His brain is so powerful it damages the rest of his body
Where do I join
Proud member of that cult. Membership gives you a free bucket and special helmet
@@Teschner314 It's a good cult. Doesn't harm anyone except ourselves in our need to evolve beyond our current forms. And Paul shall show us the way, to the Utopia of buckets, forks, and wine.
"There is absolutely no reason anyone should have ever tried to do this, it's a waste of time." Haven't you literally made a career out of that sentence?
Eliminating competition.
*everyone liked that*
He has the answers to the questions i never made nor i knew i would want the answer as fast as a cocaine addict would snort flour after a month of withdraw