i have a friend who auditioned for American Idol when she was one of the judges (and she was one of his absolute favorite artists), and having seen that interaction, i agree with Nick, she would mean it if she said it.
Matteo and Nick need to do a sequel to this episode where they go down the list of Disney villains and determine which ones can say the f slur. 😂 EDIT: Before anyone gets quick to think “well, all of them, duh!”, think carefully about that generalization. Clayton? Lady Tremaine? Frollo?!?! That’s why a whole episode would be fantastic to study this topic in depth. I’d love to hear Matteo’s impressions and Nick’s hot takes.
Having relatives from Boston, I can 100% believe he’s been saying it all this time and didn’t realize it was a slur. Similarly, I got friends in North Carolina who have said the most racist things I thought they’d spontaneously combust, but they acted like they were discussing the weather. Not saying it’s right, just saying if it’s highly normalized in your area, you may genuinely not get it’s wrong until you leave your bubble.
@@stardustbuilt He may be from Boston but he hasn't lived there in decades. Regardless, people using it full well know it's a slur, they just don't care.
Oh these are good ones! Def Sir Patrick. Tucci has probably already said it on screen and he played gay next to Cher so he inherits it by the transitive property. Keanu could say it but would probably never make use of the privilege even tho he has it.
Why was this particular episode better because you were on the couch with feet pulled up, hanging out instead of sitting up in chairs? Also Nick's outfit! 🔥🔥🔥
Wow, you wonderful human beings have truly outdone yourselves! This has officially become my favorite episode of ALL TIME. Matteo was right--those 15 minutes FLEW by. I was cryingggg 😂 bravo 👏🏻simply bravo 👏🏻
@@kathrynturnbull990 oh no doubt. He's a total and complete ally to the point that JK Rowling hates him. Not saying he would, just saying he'd be totally allowed
1) Chris should have found a different sound, because that was anxiety inducing. 2) Until Tom Holland Spidey Senses his way out of the closet, No…he can not say it, LOL
A shame it comes up in conversation so infrequently. I tend to call everyone an A## violin, hoping to stir up a conversation about orchestral instruments.
Without a doubt. I mean, he is bi (pan?) And owns a club named Cumming. And is married to a man... Top it off with the accent (which proved to be a surprisingly weighty factor for Nick and Matteo 😂)
@@mattcolins9264 I replied the same (he's bi, married to a man) but apparently yt refused to post it. I suspect it's bc I included the name of his club... But also, using Nick/Matteo rules, his accent would make a big difference too 😂
Nick saying they should beep the word with a duck quack is funny because in most Spanish speaking countries, we use the word “pato” (duck) for that word, so a duck quack is hysterical.
I think 'ducky' also used to be an equivalent term in English speaking countries, like back before the f-slur was a thing, but has fallen out of use in recent times.
The Nicole AMC thing as a straight white male I was in awe of the pretentiousness and could not roll my eyes hard enough. I love you guys You're awesome.
Nooo I didn't want it to end...THIS needed a double length ep. Nick you looked Gorgina! I love you two all in black and white. Matteo you had me cryin as usual
You know who used to say it ALL the time...with perfection...was Joan Rivers (RIP). When she was in her QVC phase and she was doing standup in small NYC theaters, she was ruthless with it. And it was brilliant.
Best episode ever! It's about reclaiming words that have offended us our whole lives and transforming them into something powerful, political and, why not, fabulous.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
As a white straight American woman I was excited/surprised that I agreed with every single one. And I will never say it. Love you both so much but Nick is my favorite ❤
These two and this topic were especially funny in this episode but let’s all give a special applause to the editor(s) for censoring the f slur so many damn times. 😂 👏👏👏👏👏👏
The episode where Nick and Mateo agree the most 🙌
100%!! 😂🤣
Oh fux ..who ever would have thought that!
'why am i iffy about mariah?' 'because she would mean it' 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
But I was iffy on Mariah too--for the same reason but also because she would never say it. I just don't sense that about her.
yeah Mimi isnt calling anyone a slur- shes just gonna roll her eyes and cackle hahaha
i have a friend who auditioned for American Idol when she was one of the judges (and she was one of his absolute favorite artists), and having seen that interaction, i agree with Nick, she would mean it if she said it.
@@lstockton8468 For real. Mariah doesn't stoop to the level of name-calling...even in jest. lol
The pistachios sponsorship in the midst of this current f****t boundary conversation literally sent me over the edge of laughter.
This episode might take them off the sponsors list. 😅
@@HelenFire420Yes, my first thought was "They're gonna have to do a make good for sure." 😂
I came to say this exactly!!
I love the Morticia Addams at a Slumber Party look
Oh, that is fuckin' great, fitting. I applaud you.
Matteo and Nick need to do a sequel to this episode where they go down the list of Disney villains and determine which ones can say the f slur. 😂
EDIT: Before anyone gets quick to think “well, all of them, duh!”, think carefully about that generalization.
Clayton?
Lady Tremaine?
Frollo?!?!
That’s why a whole episode would be fantastic to study this topic in depth. I’d love to hear Matteo’s impressions and Nick’s hot takes.
Maleficent and ursula for sure!
@@cherylbrown-m4i oh all of them
honestly probably all of them
Jafar✅
@@reginaph828 but all the male Villians are
The socks!? This has to be the most bleeps ever in a 15 min podcast. Love the long bleep while singing. 😂
we need a part two with audience submissions!!!
Let’s just start and force them.
BOOST
I’m sure big pistachio was really happy to be profiled on this episode… 😂
Idk how tf they kept a sponsored for this episode lolol
Well if anyone likes nuts 😂
They can say it 🌰
Sean Penn could say it (he played Harvey Milk)
Absolutely clocked Katy Perry 😂😂
💯
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3000%. She’s itchingggg to say it 😂
She 10000000% can't say it--but can Orlando Bloom? 🤣🤣🤣
@@lstockton8468gay icon Legolas gets a pass 😂😂😂
This episode will go down in history as the turning point for this pod. ICONS BOTH OF YOU F@*$! WE STAN
Patrick Stewart could say it
I’d pay to hear that
Well with his decades long bromance with Sir Ian, I'm sure he's said it quite a lot!
That would be weird coming out of Captain Picard/professor Xavier's mouth
Absolutely! I've been struggling to think of a straight man that can say it but Sir Patrick definitely qualifies. The Pope, Jesus and Patrick Stewart
Well…. Yes
Never wanted an uncensored episode more 😂
I would subscribe to the Patreon if they released an uncensored version AND a part 2.
the censor sound with the vibrato sounds like the warp sound from Ocarina of time when you exit a dungeon via a portal. lol
Best observation
It was beautiful 😂
I love how the AMC commercial with Nicole Kidman has become apart of gay culture😂
I was expecting them to replace the beeps with duck quacks after Nick suggested it.
yeah i was hoping for it, the beep was grating
Luxeria uses swan honks for c*** (she's British, she can say it 😅)
Same. Wtf happened to their duck? That f@#$%t probably died. Oh but anyway, I wanted to say that Matthew McConaughey saying it would be hot.
Glad they didn't. After the first twenty, it would've been too much.
Matthew could totally say it
I humbly offer Stanley Tucci as a man with an F slur pass
He's at the top list!
Agreed.
How about Sir Patrick Stewart? Bestie of my favourite gay man, Sir Ian McKellan
he is one🤭
YES!!! I dismissed him cuz I thought he was gay anyway 😆
Dame Judi Dench, I'd be proud for eternity if she called me that
Absolutely!!
Matteo's Liza impression is hair-raisingly good. lmao
Always.
i was just about to comment that lol
Honestly, I'm tired of hearing it.
It would be if he did not do it ad nauseam
He's got so many impressions he's good at. Also Cher and Jiminy Glick
Matt Damon, who claims he didn't know it was a slur until his daughter told him IN 2021, can not say it.
He’s from Boston, they learn slurs before breathing up there
Having relatives from Boston, I can 100% believe he’s been saying it all this time and didn’t realize it was a slur. Similarly, I got friends in North Carolina who have said the most racist things I thought they’d spontaneously combust, but they acted like they were discussing the weather. Not saying it’s right, just saying if it’s highly normalized in your area, you may genuinely not get it’s wrong until you leave your bubble.
@@stardustbuilt He may be from Boston but he hasn't lived there in decades. Regardless, people using it full well know it's a slur, they just don't care.
Damon should know better that it's a slur. I don't buy it he didn't know.
Yeah, Matt Damon rocks, but that’s most likely the stupidest thing he’s ever said in his entire life and he doesn’t get a pass.
The Vibrato on the bleep was such a nice touch - lol - hilarious!
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Keanu can say it! Stanley Tucci. I’m fairly sure Patrick Stewart has lovingly called Ian McKellan one. Michael Sheen can say it.
Oh these are good ones! Def Sir Patrick. Tucci has probably already said it on screen and he played gay next to Cher so he inherits it by the transitive property. Keanu could say it but would probably never make use of the privilege even tho he has it.
Yes!
Tom Hardy? Idris Elba?
I Was thinking Idris?
@@orielwiggins2225 definitely not. Just Being a beautiful man doesn’t give you a pass. lol
Why was this particular episode better because you were on the couch with feet pulled up, hanging out instead of sitting up in chairs? Also Nick's outfit! 🔥🔥🔥
I love the couch! I hope they do more episodes like this. ❤
14:20 When they started doing Ashlee Simpson "Little Drummer Boy" - I died. SPOT ON
me & my bestie doing Kim Catrall as Samantha saying “and married to a F&G!” is a bit we thoroughly enjoy
This whole convo was like a fever dream 😂
True, so I’m lying down for a nap.
Robin Williams could have said it. Genie, Mrs Doubtfire, bird cage, Peter Pan.
Excellent point! I miss him so.
Yes because he would have said it in a very campy way
I need a part 2 and 3 and 4 to this. Go through the entire celebrity list. Make it official
Stanely Tucci can 100% say it
Took me half the episode the realize they were talking about a different F-word. 😂
Ohhhh!!!! OK it makes sense now! 😆
Me too! I had to start the episode over after that realization. 😂😂
Wow, you wonderful human beings have truly outdone yourselves! This has officially become my favorite episode of ALL TIME. Matteo was right--those 15 minutes FLEW by. I was cryingggg 😂 bravo 👏🏻simply bravo 👏🏻
David Tennant can absolutely say it, mean it, and it would still come off as endearing or hilarious
This is a good candidate
tbh, it's hard for me to imagine him saying it tho...
@@kathrynturnbull990 oh no doubt. He's a total and complete ally to the point that JK Rowling hates him. Not saying he would, just saying he'd be totally allowed
I can hear it in his unfiltered Scottish accent! He can say it.
Doctor Who fans here? Too cool. Americans or UK? Canadian here.
I love the transition from Lindsay Lohan Circa 2009 to Wonderful world of Pistachios. lol
3:00 first time hearing a long beep with vibrato i'm 😂😂
1) Chris should have found a different sound, because that was anxiety inducing.
2) Until Tom Holland Spidey Senses his way out of the closet, No…he can not say it, LOL
As a German, I can say it all day. It’s our word for bassoon.
Thank you. I had to look up the German translation to know what they were saying. I had it wrong. I thought it was a four letter word!
this i love
Or in the north of England *@##*** served with gravy, mash and peas 😅😅😅
A shame it comes up in conversation so infrequently. I tend to call everyone an A## violin, hoping to stir up a conversation about orchestral instruments.
3:12 You did wonderfully, Chris 😅
This episode was fucking great. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Also I think that Alan Cummings can say f@g
Alan Cumming is bi and been married to a man since like 2012, of course he can say it
Right there with you.
Without a doubt. I mean, he is bi (pan?) And owns a club named Cumming. And is married to a man... Top it off with the accent (which proved to be a surprisingly weighty factor for Nick and Matteo 😂)
….he is one….?
@@mattcolins9264 I replied the same (he's bi, married to a man) but apparently yt refused to post it. I suspect it's bc I included the name of his club...
But also, using Nick/Matteo rules, his accent would make a big difference too 😂
Haha, poor Chris, hope he got paid overtime with all the beeps hahha
Took me 12 mins to realize it wasn’t fuck they were saying 😂
Hugh Jackman?
Same here 😂
Me too 😂
Me three.
Same.
I’m at minute 11:36 and I just barely realized what word you guys were talking about. I thought the word was “F*ck” 😆
Same. I actually think f*ck conversation was funnier
38 episodes of this. some say we're blessed, some say we're crazy.
Y'all agreed and did not argue on this! Lol love it
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS EPISODE. I am at work...LAUGHING SO HARD WITH NO SOUND COMING OUT MY MOUTH!!!! THIS IS SOOOOO GOOD!
Nick saying they should beep the word with a duck quack is funny because in most Spanish speaking countries, we use the word “pato” (duck) for that word, so a duck quack is hysterical.
I think 'ducky' also used to be an equivalent term in English speaking countries, like back before the f-slur was a thing, but has fallen out of use in recent times.
I love the guy giggling in the background. He’s my favorite 😍
3:00 The tremulous f** - what a technical innovation. And an album title. And at 10:33 too? ... Jesus, it's like a magic spell.
Aww come on the vibrato to the bleep is GENIUS
At first I thought you meant "Fuck", and I was so confused 🤣
😅 Me too
Me too!! 😅😂
Haha, same.
Me too 😂❤
Same! When I realized what they were talking about I had to restart and watch from the beginning!
We need a part two!!! ❤
The Nicole AMC thing as a straight white male I was in awe of the pretentiousness and could not roll my eyes hard enough. I love you guys You're awesome.
It's camp, luv
Get a list for them to go down and keep this going. Please! Hilarious!
Do a part 2 to do this! 😂❤
I like how Matteo's voice goes nasal and Nick's is most of the time. It serves Disney Villainess. 👏👏👏👏
Is it just me or do we need a part 2 of this
Yes.
Hands down the best episode you’ve had and made me laugh out loud throughout. Thank you for your comedy and friendship 🩷
I LIVE FOR WHEN LIZA SHOWS UP. 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Nooo I didn't want it to end...THIS needed a double length ep.
Nick you looked Gorgina! I love you two all in black and white. Matteo you had me cryin as usual
Jessica Simpson: - Is F*g chicken or fish?
Dame Julie Andrews: - supercali-f*g-ilisticexpialidocious haha
and of course Kathy Griffin can
🤣
this
I literally can't go a day without watching you two now that I've found you. Love the banter. Thank you both for taking time to do this for us. ❤
Wow y’all actually added vibrato to that bleep 😂😂😂
love the fact that i’ve NEVER thought about this before but after 3 examples i was able to predict every answer for who could say it and who can‘t 😂😂😂
As always, Nick's outfit is epic. Lol
This episode was so hilarious, im going to need a part 2 😂
those sleeves would drive me insane😂
They forgot to mention that Danny Devito can say it. Not only did he make the Matilda film, but also “DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK”
I spent the first half thinking they were bleeping f*ck. Now I need to rewatch.
THIS is one of the best episodes....F@$K...I love the Liza impersonation, I can never get enough of her.
You two are dressed like Spy vs Spy lol
I appreciate these educational videos that you create, love it🤣
Was so relieved when you dropped Kathy at the end! I'll also offer up Megan Mullally and Debra Messing. Maybe Amy Poehler, not Tina Fey.
The fact that every single person you guys list universally makes perfect sense is hilarious lol
Matt's Liza is so good, I about pissed myself 😂
This was my favourite one in a while. Need more eps like these
I was walking my dog on the street and had my headphones on and laughed out loud at Dr.Phil and Santa 😂 im the weirdo who just laughs by herself 🤷♀️
Just over here cackling in my cubicle... so good. LOL!
You know who used to say it ALL the time...with perfection...was Joan Rivers (RIP). When she was in her QVC phase and she was doing standup in small NYC theaters, she was ruthless with it. And it was brilliant.
Best episode ever! It's about reclaiming words that have offended us our whole lives and transforming them into something powerful, political and, why not, fabulous.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Dame Maggie Smith - absolutely. Imelda Staunton - Absolutely not!
Disagree. Imelda put her finger in 50 cent's mouth to feel the bullet in his tongue 👅 on the Graham Norton Show.
Emma Stone, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ryan Reynolds as Pikachu, Jerry Ryan and the Borg Queen
Thank you 13:57. JT is the wooooorrrrssseee
Who knew this was an educational pod 10/10
yes , Wanda definitely can say it 😂😂
The hard cut into and out of the ad read threw me for a loop!
That was a bleeping great episode. The UA-cam censer can bleep off! 😁😁
took me a minute to get into this pod and righht away im inlove💕love how nick says “the pod” 😂
I hadn't seen that part in AbFab, so I had to look it up and LOL 😂
Patsy Stone is a yes.
Absolutely Fabulous is always worth countless rewatches. It’s so funny
You guys make me laugh more in 15 minutes than some podcasts do in an hour. ❤
You just know Matteo aint eating Jalapeno Lime pistachios.
Well if they were placed on his ... That's not of my business never mind
This is my favorite 😂 we need a part two 😅
I would watch a series of this
This literally got me to finally subscribe!!😂😂👌🏿✨
Love that laugh, Chris!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
I love that you guys have such a beautiful friendship.
Two men who would get a pass due to the "Oz Clause":
Hugh Jackman (The Boy From Oz)
Christopher Meloni (Oz)
lol! Jeff Goldblum (Wicked)?
@@Guest-hk9wkoooh good one!! Put it in the main thread!
@@Guest-hk9wk I have no say in this (Black cishet woman) but I feel like he can only say it when in character because he would never say it IRL...
Meloni when he's got you in a chokehold as his sweat runs down your back...over and over and louder each time! 😱
Christopher Meloni can say it once. Sure he was in Oz but years of Law and Order and being a major character in Call of Duty hold him back.
Matteo voice impressions are excellent! Sooo talented!
As a white straight American woman I was excited/surprised that I agreed with every single one. And I will never say it. Love you both so much but Nick is my favorite ❤
This episode should’ve been double the time!!!! Iconic. Need part 2 not just on patreon - some of us are broke queens 😂😂
Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher - dream 😂
These two and this topic were especially funny in this episode but let’s all give a special applause to the editor(s) for censoring the f slur so many damn times. 😂
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Yes!!! Thank you Chris!!
Love the socks
LOVE pink!
@@hankar4741 She's my FAVORITE.