What's Actually In The Ocean? - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 37

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  • @stoptorturingme
    @stoptorturingme 2 місяці тому +415

    Watching nick referring to the information he learned in previous episodes and giving a look at the camera is like watching my nephew proudly explaing specs of dinosaurs he learned at his kintergarden to me.

    • @alwaysamy4
      @alwaysamy4 2 місяці тому +8

      I can’t believe I just posted basically the same thing lol 😂

  • @GSP96
    @GSP96 2 місяці тому +177

    As a geologist nick was actually asking great questions. He might enjoy learning geology

    • @pretty_flowers
      @pretty_flowers 2 місяці тому +16

      As a fellow geologist I agree! I was thinking the same thing

    • @wings_bl
      @wings_bl 2 місяці тому +7

      Ditto as a geology student!

    • @sheefree
      @sheefree 2 місяці тому +4

      Not a geologist, but I also felt they were very good questions!

    • @aellalee4767
      @aellalee4767 Місяць тому +2

      Archaeologist. I concur. I kinda wish they looked up more. Makes me sad when people don't know what soil is. 😂

  • @brittanioliver9000
    @brittanioliver9000 2 місяці тому +108

    “Dirt with water in it”… god I love this podcast 😂 this is the MOST high but sober conversation I’ve ever heard and I LOVE it

  • @cernunnos_rex
    @cernunnos_rex 2 місяці тому +320

    DIAMETER. DIAMETER. THE WORD YOU WANT IS DIAMETER

    • @BiohazardBinkie777
      @BiohazardBinkie777 2 місяці тому +25

      They didn't cover that in Nick's school.

    • @blemelin
      @blemelin 2 місяці тому +29

      @@BiohazardBinkie777 Seems like there were a LOT of things not covered in Nick's school.

    • @mrmr4622
      @mrmr4622 2 місяці тому +5

      @@blemelin which is crazy cause its like the most basic stuff you could learn

    • @lstockton8468
      @lstockton8468 2 місяці тому +11

      I was screaming that at the screen and dying laughing every time he tried to imagine the earth's layers! bwahahahahahahha!

    • @kellyslingerland8575
      @kellyslingerland8575 2 місяці тому +13

      I was happy he knew the word radius was actually associated with something round. #mathteacherproblems

  • @moara4144
    @moara4144 2 місяці тому +80

    As an oceanographer, I assumed this episode would be intensely frustrating, and I was correct.

    • @suzy3899
      @suzy3899 27 днів тому +2

      My husband is listening to me watching it and he’s like nope that’s not right and I had to explain this is not education it’s entertainment 😂

    • @anabelle8784
      @anabelle8784 9 днів тому

      I’m not an oceanographer and it was frustrating to me. 😆😆

  • @EmarinPendaloan
    @EmarinPendaloan 2 місяці тому +218

    Pardon me while I get sincere in the comments for a minute, I’ve watched everything on both of your channels (and teach me daddy) over the last month as I’ve been going through an incredibly difficult time and I really really really appreciate you guys. You’ve helped me keep my head above water.

    • @dogdonut3
      @dogdonut3 2 місяці тому +9

      I'm sorry you had to go through this.
      I've been there recently, too.
      Getting closer to God helped me immeasurably. And My favorite youtubers kept me distracted and that was a huge help too.
      I pray and hope things get better for you.

    • @Jett-King
      @Jett-King 2 місяці тому +22

      So, was that an ocean joke at the end?

    • @amandamarinovich6164
      @amandamarinovich6164 2 місяці тому +6

      Keep going, love ❤️ it's worth it

    • @orielwiggins2225
      @orielwiggins2225 2 місяці тому +9

      Good for you finding what works to help thru the darkness. Sending hope and peace to your heart and mind. And I don't know if you see it, but the pun at the end of your comment is a good sign. 😊

    • @EmarinPendaloan
      @EmarinPendaloan 2 місяці тому +7

      @@Jett-King yes. I felt it was demanded by the video.

  • @LoriMyers-j1t
    @LoriMyers-j1t 2 місяці тому +87

    Podcast idea: cruises! Would love to hear more about Matteo’s work on a cruise ship. ❤

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 2 місяці тому +83

    “Leave Titanic ALONE!”
    Matteo has a Chris Crocker moment there 😁

    • @kraytard
      @kraytard 2 місяці тому +4

      ty for this

  • @JonathanHernandez-zn2kv
    @JonathanHernandez-zn2kv 2 місяці тому +132

    We need Nick & Matteo on Amazing Race STAT! I could only imagine the arguing and hilarity that would ensue! 😂😂😂

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner 2 місяці тому +20

      The viewer retention from just the two of them squabbling would be enough for the studios to cheat and keep them in the race 🏃‍♂️🏃

    • @orielwiggins2225
      @orielwiggins2225 2 місяці тому +5

      I don't even really know what that show is but for agree.

    • @theresenydahl9531
      @theresenydahl9531 Місяць тому

      AND "Survivor"!😂

  • @JENNIFERBOO
    @JENNIFERBOO 2 місяці тому +212

    Matteo is looking butch and Nick is ready for his Jazz ensemble recital. ❤

    • @vmmurphy3918
      @vmmurphy3918 2 місяці тому

      Haha

    • @neuroxin1701
      @neuroxin1701 2 місяці тому +12

      I feel like Nick borrowed that top from Liza Minnelli

    • @emilywoodcock6959
      @emilywoodcock6959 2 місяці тому +8

      AND ALL THAT JAZZ

    • @H3H3HEE
      @H3H3HEE 2 місяці тому +3

      I read that as rectal 🥴

  • @bilhamcobbly2957
    @bilhamcobbly2957 2 місяці тому +23

    This show is a gift to humanity.

  • @shivanis1537
    @shivanis1537 2 місяці тому +22

    True frienship love:
    Matteo: You are a jellyfish - you're a spineless poison filled amoeba
    Also Matteo: We need to go get tickets together
    Nick: I'll go without you
    Aw ... 💖

  • @jordanfreking3161
    @jordanfreking3161 2 місяці тому +23

    I love the callbacks "Like in Lake Michigan, apparently that's huge"

  • @RaidenFaShogun
    @RaidenFaShogun 2 місяці тому +71

    Nick saying Radius 12 times and I'm over here screaming "SOMEONE PLEASE SAY DIAMETER"

    • @Mlake2003
      @Mlake2003 2 місяці тому +1

      I was impressed that he knew there was a word for it! Continued with the wrong word, but it's still progress!

    • @michaelrobson3460
      @michaelrobson3460 2 місяці тому +2

      Funny as I was shouting circumference and I was so wrong...

    • @billiepotts1541
      @billiepotts1541 2 місяці тому

      to be fair, he is correct-the Earth’s radius is ~4,000 miles. The core starts about halfway to the center of the Earth.

  • @sammonsalve5657
    @sammonsalve5657 2 місяці тому +27

    As an earth science major. 5his was absolutely hilarious with a dash of infuriating. Hah. Love ya guys

  • @hernalexito
    @hernalexito 2 місяці тому +42

    Nick is that friend that instantly makes us feel smart. 🤭

    • @jarwong3991
      @jarwong3991 2 місяці тому

      i dont know, i feel stupider watching this.

  • @danaeckert6824
    @danaeckert6824 2 місяці тому +66

    Nick is absolutely correct. Jellyfish are so lovely.

    • @max_sch4462
      @max_sch4462 2 місяці тому +9

      Yes, and so are sea turtles!

    • @ndrwfm
      @ndrwfm 2 місяці тому

      @@max_sch4462 🪼 🐢

  • @13Aarushi
    @13Aarushi 2 місяці тому +6

    I really like how this podcast feels like the internet coming together to give Nick a middle school education. I mean this in the most loving way.

  • @frankgyure3154
    @frankgyure3154 2 місяці тому +32

    I saw Nick's visit to Vermont. Nick was confused about whether or not Vermont bordered an ocean. It happened to be Lake Champlain.

  • @HazyDayzPlayz
    @HazyDayzPlayz 2 місяці тому +33

    I am also terrified of the ocean. Anywhere where I have to bring my own oxygen is a no go 😬

  • @vlwbug1986
    @vlwbug1986 2 місяці тому +19

    The magma layer of the earth doesn’t go to the core. It’s actually not that deep compared to some layers. It isn’t lava until it erupts from a volcano.
    Oceanographers study the ocean.
    Radius is from the middle to the edge 1800 miles. Diameter is from edge to edge 3600 miles

    • @BiohazardBinkie777
      @BiohazardBinkie777 2 місяці тому

      Thank you, I knew I wasn't the only one thinking this.

  • @mirandaburgin
    @mirandaburgin 2 місяці тому +30

    "WHO DISCOVERS THE OCEAN??"

  • @trippingthelight
    @trippingthelight 2 місяці тому +23

    the ocean floor is mostly sand. as you get deeper it becomes more like an asphault consistency, which is the mantel, getting more liquid as you get closer to the core. The inner core, however, is solid.

    • @jhubeJELLO
      @jhubeJELLO 2 місяці тому

      but how do we know that

    • @trippingthelight
      @trippingthelight 2 місяці тому

      @@jhubeJELLO volcanos, core samples, physics and math

  • @DareDB
    @DareDB 2 місяці тому +96

    Can someone teach Nick the word “diameter”? Lol

    • @caileymorris6859
      @caileymorris6859 2 місяці тому +3

      My thought exactly lol

    • @justascomplicated8182
      @justascomplicated8182 2 місяці тому

      Radius*

    • @mail4dodi
      @mail4dodi 2 місяці тому

      In usual Nick fashion, he was half right

    • @michaeljones4380
      @michaeljones4380 2 місяці тому +1

      Diameter is the distance around a spherical object, like the earth. Nick is correct in that the radius is the distance through the earth from one side, through the center to the other side.

    • @vm9450
      @vm9450 2 місяці тому +16

      ​@@michaeljones4380 You're talking about circumference. Diameter is twice the radius and is the straight line from a point in the circle passing through the center to the opposite point in the circle... circumference is the distance measured if you were, say, walking around the circle

  • @varshanaidu8033
    @varshanaidu8033 2 місяці тому +11

    Sea Turtles are amazing ocean animals! They all eat jellyfish - coicidence that Nick chose that as his favourite animal! Yes you do get freshwater jellies

  • @brickrichbuilds
    @brickrichbuilds 2 місяці тому +51

    Living in Nick's head would be a near breadth experience.

  • @arianabarouk
    @arianabarouk 2 місяці тому +9

    These need to be longer! I literally laugh out loud at work listening to this podcast

  • @M24071
    @M24071 2 місяці тому +3

    "you freak, bestiality is illegal " that part made me spit out my coffee lol

  • @TheYanGarciaa
    @TheYanGarciaa 2 місяці тому +38

    "Quote me on that" isn't it actually the Pacific? LMFAOOOO

    • @carbine090909
      @carbine090909 2 місяці тому

      Depends on how you measure events.

    • @ivo8312
      @ivo8312 2 місяці тому +1

      ohhh was he referring to the ring of fire?? lol

  • @lmboh8585
    @lmboh8585 2 місяці тому +2

    Nick is so pure about what he doesn't know that you just have to accept and live with it. Matteo understands that, but like the good friend he is, he still tries to educate him.

  • @mirandaburgin
    @mirandaburgin 2 місяці тому +21

    Nick should really be sponsored by the ocean at this point

    • @Zyryne1
      @Zyryne1 2 місяці тому

      And Lizzo is putting on a face to read him down again. LOL 😊❤

  • @FuzzyBSMcgee
    @FuzzyBSMcgee 2 місяці тому +4

    15:55 Matteo emphasizing how big space is to Nick is so funny

  • @dustin9132
    @dustin9132 2 місяці тому +22

    There are FIVE oceans.
    1) Atlantic
    2) Pacific
    3) Indian
    4) Arctic
    5) Southern

    • @mattservais4795
      @mattservais4795 2 місяці тому

      Southern? You mean Antarctic Ocean?

    • @mary.ramidan
      @mary.ramidan 2 місяці тому

      There are 7 oceans: Arctic, North Atlantic, South Atlantic, North Pacific, South Pacific, Indian, and Antarctic Ocean

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 Місяць тому +1

      @@mattservais4795 No it's called the Southern Ocean. Comedians never pay attention in school if they even go.

  • @iluvbowser
    @iluvbowser 2 місяці тому +3

    Glad to see Nick retaining and applying his learning from other episodes 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @a_charb
    @a_charb 2 місяці тому +5

    16:40 for some reason the shirt adjustment after yelling PIRATES?! really got me good 😅🤣

  • @MilesToGoGo
    @MilesToGoGo 2 місяці тому +12

    “Isn’t your body like 80% water??”
    [just answered that question minutes earlier]
    No wonder Nick acts like everything he hears is new information every time 😂

  • @Soulself11
    @Soulself11 2 місяці тому +8

    I enjoy listening to the both of you so much!!
    The moment you both said "Oooooooo!" at the same time (the freshwater jellyfish moment), I laughed so hard that I woke my neighbors. 😹😹😹😹

  • @yello_ismello
    @yello_ismello 2 місяці тому +21

    nicks pure confusion is me at my earths core

  • @lexclark4151
    @lexclark4151 2 місяці тому +9

    In my kitchen screaming DIAMETER

  • @jocelynhale7168
    @jocelynhale7168 2 місяці тому +7

    They way he so casually mentions he got to hang out with a penguin😫

  • @MetalxMonica
    @MetalxMonica 2 місяці тому +13

    This podcast is the closest to gay Beavis & Butthead we will ever get. 🙏

  • @jenniferbelveal4331
    @jenniferbelveal4331 2 місяці тому +3

    14:44 from land to the core is the radius, Nick. You're talking about the diameter.
    Well, at least you know it's round 😅

  • @dariasmeh
    @dariasmeh 2 місяці тому +24

    Wow Nick pronounced "Newfoundland" like pretty much perfectly. Bravo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @bytowneboy
      @bytowneboy 2 місяці тому

      I’m not familiar with “New Finland.” Sounds Scandiwegian.

    • @TheDopekitty
      @TheDopekitty 2 місяці тому +1

      As an Atlantic Canadian, I concur!

    • @SCMelArts
      @SCMelArts 2 місяці тому

      And yet he can't pronounce "Appalachian" correctly. Having suffered through the two of them mispronouncing that so badly I nearly fell off the couch when he got New Foundland so nearly perfect on the first try

    • @dariasmeh
      @dariasmeh 2 місяці тому +1

      @@SCMelArts I thought the same thing 🤣 and for Appalachian he was staunch about how right he was. Fighting for it tooth and nail. Newfoundland he just said it and moved on.

  • @HotPantsMcGee
    @HotPantsMcGee 2 місяці тому +7

    I hate when Nick and I fully agree on something. "What's the first thing you'd do on the Castaway island?" Cry. 10000%

  • @tawniacontreras4659
    @tawniacontreras4659 2 місяці тому +2

    I can listen to these two all day hahaha

  • @amykinssss5877
    @amykinssss5877 2 місяці тому +1

    I NEED YOU TWO ON AMAZING RACE!!!! The way I’d countdown each minute til the episodes air 😂

  • @RealityButWorse
    @RealityButWorse 2 місяці тому +3

    This devolved so quickly, I can’t.

  • @RobOlivierbjr64
    @RobOlivierbjr64 2 місяці тому +1

    This was so enjoyable and surprisingly informative and the chemistry with all of you is off the charts👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😎

  • @QueenEric1987
    @QueenEric1987 2 місяці тому

    This is my favorite podcast. It’s pure and genuine. So many podcasts want to create the feeling of friends just talking, but this just does it. If this wasn’t a podcast and a camera followed these two around without them knowing, we would get the same content and topics.

  • @riptotheoldu
    @riptotheoldu 2 місяці тому +2

    I particularly love this episode because September 3rd I start an oceanology class . Perfect timing 😊

  • @ardas77
    @ardas77 2 місяці тому +5

    Conversion from feet to miles is hilarious. It's like that lady from the meme with numbers floating around her head.

    • @SCMelArts
      @SCMelArts 2 місяці тому

      It reminded me of the SNL sketch in which George Washington was explaining the US system of weights and measurements

  • @Oltoir
    @Oltoir 2 місяці тому +2

    "..does anyone know?" got me to spit out my water lol

  • @joshde4807
    @joshde4807 2 місяці тому +10

    I would watch a show of people trying to teach Nick basic skills. How to make a fire, first aid, etc.

    • @revwillyg6450
      @revwillyg6450 2 місяці тому +2

      And maybe the difference between radius and diameter

  • @mistywebs
    @mistywebs 2 місяці тому +1

    I live for Chris's giggling and reactions. also this might be my fav topic yall have done, gold.

    • @mistywebs
      @mistywebs 2 місяці тому

      in fact please do a ocean 2 episode and then space pleeeease... actually all topics covered in Montessori school would be awesome thank youuuuuuu :D

  • @Rivoltasata
    @Rivoltasata 2 місяці тому +1

    Now we need a show with you two exploring the oceans and teaching us all! That was hilarious and beautiful to see Nick’s wonder about our Big Blue! 💙

  • @zuitsuit80
    @zuitsuit80 2 місяці тому +9

    The Carpathia rescued 705 Titanic survivors in 1912.
    Fun fact: Carpathia was sunk by a torpedo in WWI.

  • @jonathan1636
    @jonathan1636 2 місяці тому +9

    1:55 in a comedy podcast having to clarify something you say is comedy is, well, the ultimate joke 😂
    15:13 Nick I hope you read this. We know earths core is molten because of seismic activity. Turns out earthquakes produce different types of waves. Some of these waves cannot cross liquid mediums. By measuring and mapping earthquakes and their waves, we know some of the waves during an earthquake seem to disappear. This means that the earth stops being solid at some point. Combined with data gathered by mapping the other waves we can conclude that the core of the earth is molten.

  • @oriaocean9176
    @oriaocean9176 2 місяці тому +7

    N:"who discovers the oceans?"...me: James Cameron?

  • @SactownOwen
    @SactownOwen 2 місяці тому +2

    That "wow" was the deepest sound I've ever heard Nick make. 😂

  • @cass_ket
    @cass_ket 2 місяці тому +10

    that's diameter, Nick

  • @mrmr4622
    @mrmr4622 2 місяці тому +2

    Nick confusing radius with diameter is killing me 😆

  • @sheefree
    @sheefree 2 місяці тому +2

    Nick's questions are pretty good actually!

  • @demolitionwoman_OFMD
    @demolitionwoman_OFMD 2 місяці тому +4

    however much you're paying Chris, it's not enough 😂

  • @jlshel42
    @jlshel42 2 місяці тому +2

    My day has been stressful, then I opened UA-cam. The title alone has saved me, thanks boys.

  • @Meeggzzzz
    @Meeggzzzz 2 місяці тому +3

    I would pay to see these two on the amazing race 😂

  • @margaretwilson-y5j
    @margaretwilson-y5j 2 місяці тому +1

    When Matt does Nick's voice! I live!

  • @WildThingGarden
    @WildThingGarden 2 місяці тому

    The look Nick gave Mateo when he said “I was closer!” @ 11:52 made me laugh so hard. I rewound it several times. 😂😂😂😂

  • @al200604
    @al200604 2 місяці тому +1

    Matteo is exuding 80's dad energy and I'm here for it

  • @zestylollipop
    @zestylollipop 2 місяці тому +1

    this was a great episode, maybe because you guys were mostly in agreement and equally baffled about the ocean facts!

  • @michellelousy
    @michellelousy 2 місяці тому +5

    this was so chaotic I love it
    btw sea horses!!! sea horses guys

  • @kentompkins7957
    @kentompkins7957 2 місяці тому +6

    This episode is a real Mensa meeting 🤣

  • @JenniferMcMahonhawaii78
    @JenniferMcMahonhawaii78 2 місяці тому +8

    Are we talking about Billy Ocean? 😂😂😂😂 THE BEST OCEAN!!!

  • @Allxfoo
    @Allxfoo Місяць тому

    Can this podcast please be longer. They are amazing and funny and I just love them

  • @daniellesaul2774
    @daniellesaul2774 2 місяці тому +2

    Sometimes Nick is making the most sense and Mateo and Chris gaslight him lol 😂 I shouldn’t laugh but everyone gets confused lol

  • @PeggyPegg
    @PeggyPegg 2 місяці тому +5

    Pirates are notorious discoverers.

  • @basilkat21
    @basilkat21 2 місяці тому +1

    "Oh, we were both right!" *shocked silence* 😂

  • @sarty
    @sarty 2 місяці тому

    I just could not stop laughing at Nick's exasperation at these facts! Also, Nick was asking great questions and I learned a lot! You guys are hilarious!

  • @Istr
    @Istr 2 місяці тому +1

    "Do better! ...people." Nick is so cute ❤

  • @karenswartzlander5411
    @karenswartzlander5411 2 місяці тому +1

    “That was pepper” Nick and I said it at the same time. 😀

  • @coffeepie
    @coffeepie 2 місяці тому +1

    absolutely with you on the jellyfish, Nick - they're delightful. My main reason for ever going to an aquarium. And Matteo is right when comparing Nick to a jellyfish, just his reasoning is faulty. Jellyfish are elegant creatures just floating along minding their own business and being fabulous.

  • @jeiwaru
    @jeiwaru 2 місяці тому +2

    8:45 Nick putting Matteo in impossible situations 😆

  • @peter_bazinet
    @peter_bazinet 2 місяці тому +1

    OMG, Nick was actually making sense on the "dig to China" information. I'm so proud of him.

  • @SpareMom
    @SpareMom 2 місяці тому +1

    “Do better, People!” 😜 in nicks head the pressure that increases as one descends is just one more detail he’s not going to acknowledge.

  • @ddavi988
    @ddavi988 2 місяці тому +1

    Nick needs a geometry lesson. He was referring to the diameter every time he said radius. :) These are hilarious. You guys rock.

  • @nathan1255
    @nathan1255 2 місяці тому +1

    Dying at the idea of the crew just rowing the Titanic across the ocean

  • @KateFrederick-tc6ku
    @KateFrederick-tc6ku 2 місяці тому

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ u2 on this makes my day go faster at work, they think I am a crazy person sitting at my desk laughing w headphones on hahaha

  • @jeaniehorton5964
    @jeaniehorton5964 2 місяці тому

    Funny AND educational, thanks guys!!🥰👍❤️

  • @blu48
    @blu48 2 місяці тому

    "More of space is discovered." I can't breathe. 😂😂😂😂

  • @BigAlexgator
    @BigAlexgator 2 місяці тому +2

    Leave the titanic alone!!!
    Just leave it alooooone! 😭
    Love the “leave Britney alone!!!” Reference 😂😂😂

  • @ellesea123
    @ellesea123 2 місяці тому

    My Joys! ❤🎉😊
    This was a perfect episode. Thank you!!!

  • @andreaus.
    @andreaus. 2 місяці тому

    12:22 …I fainted. 🗣SIINNNG, NICK SMITH!!!!😫🤦🏾‍♂️🙌🏾😆👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

  • @kristinrichardson8537
    @kristinrichardson8537 2 місяці тому

    Love these guys- I teach high school and it’s always funny- this episode is great because I teach science and I love questions ….no judgement ….love the curiosity

  • @The_Super_NOVA
    @The_Super_NOVA 2 місяці тому +2

    Nick not knowing 6th grade geology is so entertaining 😂

  • @ashleyswaney1029
    @ashleyswaney1029 2 місяці тому

    Another good episode guys! You put me in a good mood. 😊

  • @Isabelle-li4hb
    @Isabelle-li4hb 2 місяці тому

    I love every part of this conversation ❤

  • @l.w.d.431
    @l.w.d.431 Місяць тому +1

    Every three minutes “WHAT?!?!” - Nick

  • @Ke11yyy
    @Ke11yyy 7 днів тому

    Now that you said it, I ABSOLUTELY NEED Matteo and Nick on The Amazing Race. That would be TV gold. Someone make this happen.

  • @Rrrafael.00
    @Rrrafael.00 Місяць тому

    Dude these are such a gem. Been a matteo fan for a lil while but just found this pod. So funny. Love it. I had to get my girlfriend on this shit.

  • @ajl0130
    @ajl0130 2 місяці тому +1

    “Do better people!”- Nick Smith 😂

  • @laurenambrose4012
    @laurenambrose4012 2 місяці тому

    I love you two. You’re The Odd Couple & I love laughing with you and at you. 😆