Rageaholic Cinema: COBRA (First Episode, Remastered)

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  • @MrShoryuken1
    @MrShoryuken1 5 років тому +64

    Fun fact. Cobra and Beverley Hills Cop were based on the same script. It was decided that the original script didn't have a consistent tone, hence Stallone requested it be rewritten as a hard action movie. Another rewrite went the comedy route and was then pitched to Eddie Murphy as BHC.

    • @ThomasBoyce5000
      @ThomasBoyce5000 Рік тому +1

      The best thing about that is that they both turned out to be iconic much like many of those other great 80's films

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 7 років тому +164

    Stallone can write and people often dismiss that, but the scripts he writes always produce watchable films. Can't say that about most writers.

    • @sebastianfitzptraick7395
      @sebastianfitzptraick7395 4 роки тому +18

      His rewrite and recut of First Blood pretty much turned the film from being a dour, overlong snoozefest into a masterpiece. He literally lurched when he saw the rough cut and he took pretty much full control of the film.

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 4 роки тому

      Unlike a certain overrated snowflake who was predicting that the US president would bring a nuclear apocalypse.

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 3 роки тому

      Staing Alive wasn't his best work.

    • @TurnAGundam
      @TurnAGundam 3 роки тому +2

      @@haillobster7154 Which guy are we talking about?

    • @Galahad_Du_Lac
      @Galahad_Du_Lac 3 роки тому +2

      @@TurnAGundam Probably the Arnie.

  • @NightTrainTitan
    @NightTrainTitan 7 років тому +113

    Even though this is prime 80's badassery. It will always be remembered for the cutting pizza with scissors scene.

  • @equinsuocha5396
    @equinsuocha5396 7 років тому +228

    I remember when movies were entertaining and not propaganda garbage..... vaguely

    • @EatWave
      @EatWave 7 років тому +34

      Even the 1980s propaganda was still entertaining. Take Red Dawn or GI Joe for example.

    • @61butthatsaveragehere87
      @61butthatsaveragehere87 4 роки тому +2

      You... You think this movie isn't ideologically biased??

    • @OpnDoarPlcy
      @OpnDoarPlcy 4 роки тому +3

      This movie, just like his last one was littered great anti-lefty goodies.

    • @mrbouncelol
      @mrbouncelol 4 роки тому +2

      @@61butthatsaveragehere87 When it's railing against the current zeitgeist it isn't propaganda, it's counterculture.

    • @Dakka0451
      @Dakka0451 3 роки тому +7

      80s action movies were pure propaganda just good wholesome pro America kill a commie for mommy propaganda that I miss so much.

  • @IronPiedmont
    @IronPiedmont 7 років тому +172

    "...because modern movies suck!"
    In other news, the sky is blue and rain is water.

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 7 років тому +2

      Enjoy your anti-USA propaganda action movies.

    • @fakenews6133
      @fakenews6133 6 років тому +18

      Sean Ashmead I miss when propaganda movies were about Stallone blasting bad guys with liberty and teaching those commies that capitalism always wins because commie ass stinks.

    • @hopeonelove4703
      @hopeonelove4703 3 роки тому +1

      ... and grass is known to be green of pigment! All that and Sports at 11.

  • @Akira-5
    @Akira-5 2 роки тому +15

    One of the best 80's macho action movies ever.
    "Go ahead...I don't shop here." Will never forget this scene, it's so awesome lol

  • @ian-op5fv
    @ian-op5fv 7 років тому +194

    remastered, but still sounds like shit. I love it anyway.

    • @RossBayCult
      @RossBayCult 5 років тому +3

      Gave it the Darkthrone treatment

  • @flufferoftheapocalypse4162
    @flufferoftheapocalypse4162 7 років тому +80

    Cobra is not a movie but a state of mind.

    • @elmar001
      @elmar001 2 роки тому +1

      I think I have found the cringiest comment on youtube..

    • @dangazobiton9774
      @dangazobiton9774 2 роки тому +5

      @@elmar001 how can you find your own comment if you just wrote it?

    • @spacetruckerdan6827
      @spacetruckerdan6827 2 роки тому +2

      That's right

  • @bigsauce1116
    @bigsauce1116 7 років тому +73

    I wonder if Razor will ever do Demolition Man.

    • @shanehudson3995
      @shanehudson3995 7 років тому +16

      Mitch Cady I want him to do Dredd.

    • @theg-man4474
      @theg-man4474 5 років тому +12

      If Razorfist can do Escape From L.A. before doing Escape From New York, than by God he can do Demolition Man....

    • @maria.whiddon
      @maria.whiddon 5 років тому +6

      @@theg-man4474 Razorfist can do anything. I only discovered him 2 days ago and I'm so glad I did. Great real entertainment while I remodel my house.

  • @rustykuntz94
    @rustykuntz94 5 років тому +15

    The main antagonist in Cobra is the dude from terminator, one of the punks with Bill Paxton at the beginning who says "wash day tomorrow, nothing clean, right?"

  • @CRITTERBUSTERS
    @CRITTERBUSTERS 7 років тому +65

    Good movie, but I think it may have been even better had the MPAA not edited 40+ minutes of the film, what was cut you might ask, plot and character development and of course violence, I hope we get a special directors cut edition of this film someday.

    • @Cyborganna
      @Cyborganna 7 років тому +7

      CRITTERBUSTERS God-fucking-speed to that! 💪

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 7 років тому +4

      Dude, I've seen a good 10-12 minutes of deleted scenes from a Canadian tv channel broadcast that someone uploaded here on youtube, and really, it didn't add much to the film. And I'm not talking about the deleted scenes on the dvd/blu-ray either.

    • @sebastianfitzptraick7395
      @sebastianfitzptraick7395 4 роки тому +5

      Cobra : The Stallone Cut, the awesomeness speaks for itself.

  • @dudejrryan
    @dudejrryan 2 роки тому +6

    I grew up in the 80's & remember happily waiting to see these films hit the theatres. First Blood pt 2 & Rocky 4 didn't have an empty seat in the house!Watched Cobra on vhs but it was still awesome

  • @INTERLOPER-CS
    @INTERLOPER-CS 7 років тому +111

    Bought this movie because of this review

    • @awendigowithinternetaccess4400
      @awendigowithinternetaccess4400 7 років тому +7

      Terminal Frost Good man.

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 7 років тому +5

      now go out and buy the ONLY 2 good Steven Segal movies: Above the Law and Marked for Death

    • @hellsunicorn
      @hellsunicorn 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, I think even The Glimmer Man had some solid moments to it. Segal was basically done by the late 1990s, but he had a pretty consistent run before that.

    • @Full_Otto_Bismarck
      @Full_Otto_Bismarck 5 років тому +3

      @@SAM-ru4vx That's not how you spell Hard to Kill and Out For Justice.

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 3 роки тому

      I saw it in late 1990s and was wide-eyed by it. And it still holds up.

  • @Glasscreeper
    @Glasscreeper 7 років тому +253

    This film would burn a feminist alive.

    • @awendigowithinternetaccess4400
      @awendigowithinternetaccess4400 7 років тому +20

      Glasscreeper You've given me ideas.

    • @Cyborganna
      @Cyborganna 7 років тому +5

      Glasscreeper Only with lust! Sly's just too damned fly..... ;)

    • @Cyborganna
      @Cyborganna 7 років тому +2

      rick hunter I think you're confusing Feminists with Feminazis. :P

    • @donzaloog1400
      @donzaloog1400 7 років тому +9

      The film doesn't even have to do anything but exist in order to do that.

    • @MultiCommissar
      @MultiCommissar 7 років тому +5

      Same thing.

  • @danteslament
    @danteslament 7 років тому +19

    Rants,reviews,heavy metal and social commentary. This channel is fucking awesome. Keep up the good work razorfist.

  • @CaptainPrincess
    @CaptainPrincess 7 років тому +44

    seems like it was even _recorded_ in the 80's

  • @bestthingsinceslicedrice
    @bestthingsinceslicedrice 5 років тому +10

    My uncle has this along with Arnies poster of the movie Commando and when I was a kid, everytime we visit him seeing this on his work room feels like im on a shrine worshiping the two badass Gods of action.

  • @Mate397
    @Mate397 7 років тому +31

    We need more action movies like what we had in the 80's, show people what being a REAL man can be.

  • @TheJollyMisanthrope
    @TheJollyMisanthrope 5 років тому +18

    One thing is for certain, Stallone has great taste when it comes to cars.

  • @TheGameGrinder
    @TheGameGrinder 7 років тому +13

    I've never been much of a Stallone fan, but Cobra was always one I enjoyed. Of course the Rambo series, and Tango and Cash too. When I was a kid in the 80's, I thought the bad dude's knife was the coolest thing.

    • @ThomasBoyce5000
      @ThomasBoyce5000 2 роки тому +1

      After rewatching Cobra after two decades of not seeing it, I totally remembered why I wanted to rush to either VideoMania or Boob Tube (that was the name of the video store) just to make sure I could get it nearly once a month.

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 Рік тому +5

    I love the fact that Cobra was a one and done movie with no sequels just to give Stallone time to play more badass characters.

  • @TheFree2last1
    @TheFree2last1 7 років тому +6

    I WANT A DIRECTOR'S CUT for this movie.
    Uncensored and remastered Blu ray HIGH RES HELL YEAH.
    Good review, and amazing movie, hell I've seen it about a thousand times but yes it is so cool.
    They don't make them like they used to anymore.

  • @charlietoole8707
    @charlietoole8707 2 роки тому +3

    Saw it in a nearly packed theater. We were all laughing and cheering at the same time.
    Also Brian Thompson! And a couple more Trek alumni.
    Plus, say what you like about Brigitte but there was a time...

  • @victorrand8811
    @victorrand8811 7 років тому +16

    Cobra, it couldve been Judge Dredd if they added the "I am the Law!"

  • @constantin5509
    @constantin5509 7 років тому +10

    Ah, 80s action movies. Can nevet get enough from them.

  • @alleahsasseville
    @alleahsasseville 5 років тому +5

    This review was AWESOME!! Definitely one of my favorite Stallone movies!!! 🖤🤘⚡
    I know a lot was deleted from the final cut..... hopefully we can get the full version one day!

  • @keysersoze5398
    @keysersoze5398 7 років тому +7

    I'm lovin' the King Kobra outro, that band ruled, that decade ruled ! Iron Eagle had King Kobra in the ost as well! Rock on +Razorfist \m/

  • @viriatvsoflvsitania5422
    @viriatvsoflvsitania5422 7 років тому +5

    Love the Super8 converted to Betamax converted to VHS converted to 640x480 VGA look of this video

  • @beltfedTODDRULZ
    @beltfedTODDRULZ 4 роки тому +3

    I had the Cobra Poster nailed to my wall beside another of a big haired brunette bent over a red Lamborghini.....it was in front of my queen sized water bed. Damn I miss the 80s

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 7 років тому +12

    Remastered. Now it sounds like this was recorded with a POLISHED potato

  • @SpaceMunkey5000
    @SpaceMunkey5000 7 років тому +7

    Dudes name is Brian Thompson and he's an awesome "that guy" actor, Werewolf the tv show, Terminator,Lionheart, etc.

    • @justj2440
      @justj2440 5 років тому +2

      my favorite thompson role. Also Alien Nation, Xfiles and Fright Night 2. He did evil good and i wish they'd release the freaking og cut of this film!

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 роки тому +3

      Did you know that Arnold befriended him during TERMINATOR, and not only helped him get roles but it’s what got Brian into bodybuilding?

  • @funkyweapon1981
    @funkyweapon1981 7 років тому +13

    Go ahead. I don't shop here. I love that line!

  • @steveodude88
    @steveodude88 7 років тому +1

    Watched the original episode again only a couple of days ago...... now watching for a third time 👍🏻

  • @AlexanderTheGrey
    @AlexanderTheGrey 7 років тому +4

    Its been a long road razor, but the sunsets not even on the fucking horizon yet. I look forward to many more years, God Fucking Speed Sir!

  • @Imagination_Station2224
    @Imagination_Station2224 5 років тому +5

    Just subscribed! I love your videos man! Speaking of Sylvester Stallone, I'd love to see you do an episode about Tango & Cash!

    • @stevus23
      @stevus23 5 років тому +2

      Sean Mulvihill Be welcome, the man is a treasure

  • @187mrsmith
    @187mrsmith 4 роки тому +3

    That's the villain from mortal Kombat annihilation

  • @AO968
    @AO968 7 років тому +2

    When I watched this movie for the first time, I was in love. One of, if not THE best Stallone movie of all time. Rambo set the standard, but Cobra perfected it.

  • @TheyTalkOnline
    @TheyTalkOnline 5 років тому +2

    Cobra! This movie was cut to shit in Finland back in a day. Almost stripped of all violence and blood. I need to rewatch this uncut! TODAY!

  • @BestWayKilla
    @BestWayKilla 7 років тому +1

    Whether it was the intent or not, I'm going to consider this Razor's gift to me on my 26th birthday. To which I say, thank you very much, sir. One can never have enough Cobra in their life.

  • @dont_follow5777
    @dont_follow5777 Рік тому +1

    Just finding this review today. Loved it.

  • @billdifilippantonio3709
    @billdifilippantonio3709 7 років тому +5

    Watching this right now. Fuck me I miss the '80's.

  • @SdM45
    @SdM45 7 років тому +7

    "I don't deal with psychos, I put em away."

  • @sonofangron2969
    @sonofangron2969 7 років тому +1

    Just finished rewatching the original version episode last night, then watched the movie itself. Oh well - third time's a charm! :D

  • @SpenceDaFence
    @SpenceDaFence 6 років тому +3

    His name is Brian Thompson and the only other 80’s movie I’ve seen him in is The Terminator where Arnold royaly fucks him up lol

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 2 роки тому +3

    1:07 Valmet M78/83 (the Finnish RPK) in its original 7.62x39mm. That same gun, supplied by the same theatrical armory, also showed up briefly in Predator. Sven-Ole Thorsen used the "S" version in 7.62x51mm in Hard Target.
    1:50 Perfect except for one or two details. One, too much "Eighties hip-fire" (which was even spoofed by HISHE). And two, hand grenades ought not be stashed sloppily on the D-rings of a vest rig. They should be stashed in pouches.
    2:12 You're basically paraphrasing what John Carmack said about stories in video games. I don't necessarily agree, but whatevs.
    4:25 Cops don't stash pistols in their pants except in movies. They wear them in holsters.
    4:46 As pointed out by Decker Shado (oh, the collabs you two could do!), the Night Slasher was originally going to be called "Abaddon" in reference to the Angel of Destruction mentioned in the Book of Revelation. But Warner Bros., to quote Decker, "banked on the assumption that the audience is dumb."
    5:15 Brian Thompson
    6:33 Ackchyually, he had the ultra-80s oversized laser marker off for that scene.
    7:26 Those mountains look like the Phobos skybox from the original Doom (based on the Blue Ridge Mountains).
    9:37 Sly's politically ambiguous, wherea's Arnie's a R.I.N.O. (after all, he renewed the ban on .50 caliber rifles in Californistan AND revealed his order-mongering brownshirt colors during the pandemic). Sly also thinks Jobama is "a great guy." None of these Big Hollywood tough guy types live up the reputations they present in their movies.
    10:10 McNulty from Trancers standing next to Scorpio from Dirty Harry. Art LaFleur (who we Gen-X B-movie fanatics will always know as "McNulty") also played Babe Ruth in Benny's dream sequence in 'The Sandlot'.

  • @JmanRising
    @JmanRising 5 років тому +2

    I want the workprint of Cobra more than any other action movie. I’m still disappointed the Shout Factory Blu Ray didn’t at least include the TV cut I saw years ago.

  • @oliverhayhoe
    @oliverhayhoe 7 років тому +4

    This is just under a minute longer than the previous one. It's gonna be great.

  • @daimonatkins3046
    @daimonatkins3046 3 роки тому +1

    9:51-9:55
    After all these years, that line is still relevant for the modern day blockbuster and action movie

  • @TheWest-lq7qr
    @TheWest-lq7qr 7 років тому +70

    We need testosterone and -toxic- masculinity to come back!!!!!!!!!!!!! trigger the feminists!!!!
    80s is my fave decade!!!!!!!!

  • @blitzerblazinoah6838
    @blitzerblazinoah6838 Рік тому +2

    This film also features the Scorpion Killer himself, plain simple Garek.

  • @Robscurity
    @Robscurity 3 місяці тому

    I know this is the first episode but can I just say....this was a fantastic first episode to start with. That introduction of him talking about the 80's, manly s**t, heavy metal, and action movies. ...awesome stuff.

  • @Actually_Sanguinius
    @Actually_Sanguinius 3 роки тому +2

    How on God's green earth did you make this commentary just as chock filled with testosterone as the movie itself? I'm pretty sure I'm gonna create a son via mitosis after watching this. God bless you, good sir!

  • @240pixel
    @240pixel 5 років тому +2

    In the age of MP5 and UZI this movie made rare and obscure subgun from Finland famous! Awesome!

    • @240pixel
      @240pixel 5 років тому

      @@JnEricsonx I guess some movie armorer thought it's more cool and unique on screen than your every other action hero's MP5 or UZI

  • @jakublulek3261
    @jakublulek3261 3 роки тому +8

    I don't know why but Silvester Stallone manages to sell every idiotic line in this movie, in every movie. When Arnold is just likeable and charismatic, Sly has darker edge about him which makes his characters interesting.
    And also, you have Sledge Hammer in your Stallone movie.

  • @michaelharris2178
    @michaelharris2178 7 років тому +2

    Wow. You've improved your delivery considerably. Kinda inspiring!

  • @TheRealJPhillips
    @TheRealJPhillips 7 років тому +2

    Great video sir. I always liked to look at BULLET TO THE HEAD as a COBRA sequel. Keep up the good work with ur videos mann.

  • @EatWave
    @EatWave 7 років тому +3

    You should try your hand at reviewing Space Adventure Cobra (the 1970s classic version, not the 20th Century revival).
    That series was an homage to the kinds of movie series that you seem to dig so you might enjoy seeing a take on it from the East before the tropes popularized in the 1990s well and truly took hold of the Japanese animation scene.

  • @Interfector0
    @Interfector0 2 роки тому +1

    Note to self: even if it's a rewatch, never, EVER eat while listening to Razor. Now my whole keyboard is covered is breadcrumbs.

  • @poetykologikoficjalnie1526
    @poetykologikoficjalnie1526 7 років тому +23

    Da best episode.
    Love from motherfucking Poland!

    • @TheWest-lq7qr
      @TheWest-lq7qr 7 років тому +8

      viva Poland

    • @ifonlyicouldstop
      @ifonlyicouldstop 7 років тому +5

      Have you not see the anti-Nazi + anti-commie polish flags going around...now that's love inspiring. It's also what you get when you have two really shity neighbours.

    • @GrantH
      @GrantH 7 років тому +3

      ifonlyicouldstop Those anti-nazi/anti-commie flags are the best. But that's also what you can expect from a country that was tag-teamed by both ideologies at one point.

    •  7 років тому

      Dawid Poetykologik - Jien Dobre - I'm an American 'SKI' - can't speak the language, but love the foods.

    • @poetykologikoficjalnie1526
      @poetykologikoficjalnie1526 7 років тому

      stan broniszewski Liberals kurwa.

  • @victorrand8811
    @victorrand8811 7 років тому +2

    Hes the guy who played shao kahn, the master in the dw fox soft pilot, an alien trader in ds9, that dudes everywhere.

  • @chicagomike4587
    @chicagomike4587 3 місяці тому +1

    This film will change your life...into something worth living.

  • @mmmbopgangsta7329
    @mmmbopgangsta7329 7 років тому +3

    Y-you said "in two words" b-b-but said "Sylvester-Fuckin'-Stallone".... That's, um, th-three words, fammo.
    I remember seeing this flick in the local Blockbuster back in the day. Always thought that cover looked completely bad ass, it stood out from the rest of the stuff I was renting. I was on an 80's horror kick though so I never did get to it but wanted to get around to watching it eventually.
    Then Blockbuster died :(

  • @rbm1918
    @rbm1918 6 років тому +3

    Are you going to review the original Red Dawn? That movie, from 1984, fits right in with 1980s action. What about any of the classic horror films, I Spit on Your Grave, Last House on the Left, Dawn of the Dead and Motel Hell?

  • @harlemraider3347
    @harlemraider3347 Рік тому +1

    “You’re a disease… and I’m the cure”
    Fucking classic

  • @KTF0
    @KTF0 7 років тому +1

    Ha, I was going to listen to this for 4 seconds just to hear the audio differences and I wound up rewatching the whole video.

  • @goreds551
    @goreds551 4 роки тому +2

    That dude at the end was broiled like a Burger King paddy.

  • @Wargoat6
    @Wargoat6 7 років тому +1

    This had to be the inspiration for Homestead Runner's "Dangeresque."

  • @kevinj4512
    @kevinj4512 6 років тому +1

    My favorite action movie of all time.

  • @christopherdaniel5919
    @christopherdaniel5919 3 роки тому +1

    Picked up the DVD at Slackers for $5.00.
    Classic 80's badassery.

  • @marmite400
    @marmite400 6 років тому +1

    I adore your reviews and presentation style🤗

  • @frankjosephjaeger2675
    @frankjosephjaeger2675 4 роки тому +2

    Cobra
    First Blood
    Rambo First Part II
    Judge Dredd
    Are my far best Stallone Movie Ever

  • @communismsucks5062
    @communismsucks5062 4 роки тому +2

    I always thought the plot to these films were just a little underdeveloped. The (small) plot to Predator was perfectly balanced, it wasn't too detailed, but it had enough to keep us grounded.
    I'm not saying turn an action film into a soap opera, but give us a plotline to stabilize expectations imo. I would still take these 80's flicks over 95% of anything coming out today, so I don't think I'll complain too badly.

  • @aelfredrex8354
    @aelfredrex8354 7 років тому +6

    The 80's. We were all prepared for Reagan to start WWIII and end the world. We were getting our kicks in before the whole shithouse went up in flames.
    I kenw a girl who looked just like a petite version of Brigitte. Smokin' hot.

    • @MrAmpsycho
      @MrAmpsycho 7 років тому

      I spy a Doors fan. "Live at the Hollywood Bowl" FTW!

  • @ashdoglsu
    @ashdoglsu 5 років тому +2

    The last 5 minutes of Rambo 4 are awesome

  • @TonySylvesterOhio
    @TonySylvesterOhio 4 роки тому +2

    The movement has a name and its name is Brian Thompson

  • @constantin5509
    @constantin5509 7 років тому +6

    You know what other movie doesn't get the praise it deserves? Judge Dredd. The original, Stallone one, not the remake.

  • @boudreau110
    @boudreau110 4 роки тому +2

    Dear Mr. Rage, We enjoy all of your cinematic reviews. We have a request: Can you please do a review of "The Accountant" with Ben Affleck. This is our all-time favorite sleeper action flick. It has many satisfying themes both tender and ripping, for you to analyze. Thank you for your excellent insights. God bless

    • @sedevacante0027
      @sedevacante0027 4 роки тому

      "Our" ? Never speak for all men. Also , The Accountant is a good movie. But , it doesn't deserve the attention of a Razorfist extravaganza. No offense just saying. You know it too.

    • @boudreau110
      @boudreau110 4 роки тому

      @@sedevacante0027 What was I thinking??? Of course you're right! ( by "our" I meant my husband and myself) thanks for your reply!

  • @zetetick395
    @zetetick395 5 років тому +1

    And THIS version of *Cobra* is the toned-down version, with all the real fierce stuff removed! O.O - *They have never released the FULL version, even now!*
    (there's been ppl trying to get it released for YEARS - petitioning the studio that owns the IP etc - but no luck as of yet)
    I'd LOVE to see *Cobra* the way it was meant to be!

  • @ExtrackterYT
    @ExtrackterYT 7 років тому +1

    It has been HOURS since I heard The Great Cat!

  • @hudsonsirheshicks2653
    @hudsonsirheshicks2653 7 років тому +1

    Brian Thompson is one scary looking prick. Had some stellar roles in X-Files and of course a punk in T1. His death in Fright Night 2 is wonderful (insects and worms disgorging from his gut). Also cool to see the nutter from Dirty Harry. I forgot his name, but he's excellent in Hellraiser too

  • @RedBzerkr
    @RedBzerkr 7 років тому +1

    You were expecting Mad Max, BUT IT WAS ME COBRA!

  • @aok43
    @aok43 7 років тому +2

    I only subbed about two weeks ago. This is epic. Fuck it, I gotta go back and watch from the first vid now

  • @tonycaponeycomics1997
    @tonycaponeycomics1997 3 роки тому +1

    Hey Razor! Felt bad that I missed your stream last night, but just wanna say happy birthday to you! 🎂

  • @Ko700el
    @Ko700el 7 років тому +2

    this movie will make a man of your manliness

  • @grast5150
    @grast5150 7 років тому

    FYI... I did see an ad for masterclass with this video.....Keep make videos!!!!

  • @ClumzorZ
    @ClumzorZ 7 років тому +2

    Cutting pizza with scissors is pretty manly.

  • @Niskirin
    @Niskirin 7 років тому +13

    Oh, it was a remastered video. I was wondering why you sounded like you were hitting copious amounts of valium while recording in a barrel with a cell phone.

  • @uncaringgenius
    @uncaringgenius 7 років тому +1

    YES I cant wait for the Death Wish reviews REMASTERED!!!

  • @evilspeak5702
    @evilspeak5702 7 років тому +5

    Still patiently waiting for you to do Death Before Dishonor.

  • @biffbrude675
    @biffbrude675 7 років тому +1

    I gaze "squarely dongward" in contemplation of this UA-cam channel's awesomeness! Love you geahol.

  • @jeremiahdansereau2950
    @jeremiahdansereau2950 3 роки тому +2

    I hope Razor reviews:
    Die Hard
    Lethal Weapon
    They Live
    RoboCop
    First Blood
    Delta Force
    The Mechanic (Bronson)
    American Ninja

  • @haydenblackhawk687
    @haydenblackhawk687 5 років тому +3

    80's stalone would have been a great Frank Castle..

  • @Crater7928
    @Crater7928 4 роки тому +2

    Hey Raz0r, where's the mention of Scorpio from Dirty Harry coming back in Cobra as Cobra's last fist victim?

  • @rkt1148
    @rkt1148 7 років тому +1

    can definitely hear that polish in the sound, although... I think the timing in the first one with the edits was slightly more on beat than this one.... I know I know, plebs are never fuckin' satisfied. It's probably more my way of saying I loved the first version of this review enough that I watched it enough times to even pick up something so minuscule.
    either way... it's definitely obvious to see the boost in quality.

  • @dcorica79
    @dcorica79 6 років тому +8

    Did you review "demolition man" yet?... It's culturally revelent today....

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 4 роки тому +1

    5:16 that would be Brian Johnson. How could you forget the “terminator” in the X-FILES?
    Always thought he would have made a perfect Dredd. No need to purposely scowl like Urban.
    5:22 _Sledgehammerrrr!_

  • @FixedFace
    @FixedFace 7 років тому +2

    05:20 i never noticed the guy playing sledge hammer in this flick

    • @goreds9631
      @goreds9631 6 років тому

      Fixed Face "Trust me, I know what I'm doing."

  • @Franks_Fault
    @Franks_Fault 3 роки тому +1

    Going through all your vids. LOL!! You are the man Massive fan.. Never fuckin stop!

  • @thegunslinger8806
    @thegunslinger8806 7 років тому +2

    Look i gotta say this just because its the first dosent mean its the best i mean Jesús this thing aged about has well has a carton of milk, still worth the effort but kinda hoping we get a remake of this with the energétic razorfist of now. This remaster gets an A+ though,going back to watch now it's frankly better than the original.

  • @MetalMe55iah
    @MetalMe55iah 7 років тому +3

    I'm here for the metal