Star Wars Outlaws is VERY average

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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2024

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  • @MindPulp
    @MindPulp  2 місяці тому +126

    What's YOUR favorite Star Wars game??
    and why isn't the little companion called Grongle?

    • @wolfiepawling3951
      @wolfiepawling3951 2 місяці тому +6

      PLAY DOCTOR WHO EGDE OF TIME.

    • @JLG629
      @JLG629 2 місяці тому +5

      Lego Star Wars original trilogy for DS, only one I ever played

    • @keip4568
      @keip4568 2 місяці тому +9

      That unhinged one you guys played before where you could kill anyone 😅

    • @Jasper_4850
      @Jasper_4850 2 місяці тому +4

      Do more barnyard videos

    • @ChipFanXO
      @ChipFanXO 2 місяці тому +8

      Nah man grongles got nothing on sqwantchy

  • @KratosMessiReal
    @KratosMessiReal 2 місяці тому +566

    -Buy Rights
    -Make Game
    -Game Gets Called Average
    -Repeat

  • @mrfoofoo69
    @mrfoofoo69 2 місяці тому +405

    This Is peak “I’ll wait for it to drop on gamepass or be 75% off at Christmas” gaming

    • @abugintherug
      @abugintherug 2 місяці тому +32

      very generous of you to consider buying it at all, kudos

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 2 місяці тому +7

      I'm waiting for the crack on PC, ubisoft doesn't value our time or money so neither do I

    • @mrflinestone305
      @mrflinestone305 2 місяці тому +18

      ​@@abugintherug I'm genuinely confused about people still wanting this

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 2 місяці тому

      @@sneakysnake7695 Im never even gonna pirate it cus ubisoft dosnt even deserve me playing there games for free anymore

    • @mateusfelipecardoso40kview3
      @mateusfelipecardoso40kview3 2 місяці тому

      Curiosity and mods!​@@mrflinestone305

  • @bren97122
    @bren97122 2 місяці тому +439

    Ubisoft in 2024 is the Netflix Studios of games. Dumping millions and millions of dollars into creating media that is flashy, yet is, at best, so aggressively a 5/10 experience in the end.

    • @jordanjackson8873
      @jordanjackson8873 2 місяці тому +38

      Aggressively mediocre

    • @wadenbeisser2491
      @wadenbeisser2491 2 місяці тому +23

      Netflix has a hit every now and then where as ubisoft... Hm..

    • @TopsyTriceratops
      @TopsyTriceratops 2 місяці тому +6

      I'll take that over Gamemill's vomit party.

    • @connorfaries-v8k
      @connorfaries-v8k 2 місяці тому +3

      Ubisoft, best known for charging obscenes, amount of money for games that don't cost that much

    • @HS_Rick
      @HS_Rick 2 місяці тому +1

      Ubi stock is tanking HARD

  • @markbenson3114
    @markbenson3114 2 місяці тому +113

    Is nobody else curious if that guy made money off the 500?

    • @g-unit692
      @g-unit692 Місяць тому +6

      He does he wins and sows up later in the game you get about 750 credits

  • @EtheonStarWanderer
    @EtheonStarWanderer 2 місяці тому +80

    This game reminds me so much to AC Valhalla, the world design is great, a lot of attention to detail, the atmosphere in cities is great you hear how busy cities are.
    Yet you interact with pretty much nothing of all those amazing things.
    And then, everything gameplay related, everything, is boring and mediocre. Stealth is terrible, combat is terrible, space is terrible, progression is terrible.
    The people that work into those details of the world and in anything that is not related with the gameplay have their potential so much wasted by the terrible gameplay systems they have in every single game.
    So the terrible and the great evens out into mediocricy that becomes boring after 10 hours.

    • @Orangejulius8
      @Orangejulius8 Місяць тому +2

      It's the same reason I couldn't bring myself to buy the last several AC games. Odyssey, Valhalla, Origins, etc. I haven't beaten one of those games since the first AC. I'm trying to play Black Flag 10+ years after it came out, but it's still just AC. I'm sick of parkour games.
      That all said, I'll probably end up buying this when it's 75% off since it looks like something harmless I can stream to my Steam Deck from my desktop PC. A decent Star Wars game that's not just another Jedi game.

    • @TheManInBlueFlames
      @TheManInBlueFlames Місяць тому

      No, the world is HORRIBLE. Like, this game is probably THE worst game this year.

    • @Tonytonytony1234
      @Tonytonytony1234 Місяць тому +2

      The interaction point is exactly my issue. The world looks amazing but for me personally, using that sad little blaster pistol while literally running past cool Star Wars weapons I can’t pick up would be infuriating.

    • @TheOnlyDarias
      @TheOnlyDarias Місяць тому

      @@TheManInBlueFlamesworst game this year? Yeah no that’s such a stretch, literally most review places and people I know who personal who played it have been calling it average and I just beat it by paying $17 for the Ubisoft pass instead of buying it full price and it was def worth it. Especially if your a Star Wars fan, yes it might be pretty average but it’s not actually a terrible game like some of yall who haven’t even played keep saying. The reason I expect it to be terrible is all the people claiming it to be the worst thing ever, even tho reviews said other wise but I’m glad that I always formulate my own opinion based on actually trying things instead of what other people say cus I actually really enjoyed my play through and for $17 bucks it’s was worth every cent, prob not a game i recommend to buy full price unless your like the biggest biggest Star Wars fan

    • @wyattv8540
      @wyattv8540 22 дні тому

      I heard someone say Ubisoft games are as vast as an ocean but as deep as a puddle

  • @ruthlopez8650
    @ruthlopez8650 2 місяці тому +92

    "I don't know why the door's opening... we're betting again" 😂😂😂

    • @jkob8245
      @jkob8245 2 місяці тому +4

      From Starwars Outlaws to Starwars Gamble 😌👌🏻

  • @Teeth2000
    @Teeth2000 2 місяці тому +37

    5:15 fun fact that's actually a real location called Plaza de España in Seville, Spain. I've actually been there. Once you see the place or realize its actually real you can't unsee the fact that they took the Plaza and just added cgi dome buildings into the background

    • @n.i.c.k
      @n.i.c.k 2 місяці тому +1

      They put so much effort in a game that sucks?

    • @m.k.2685
      @m.k.2685 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@n.i.c.k no, in the prequels

  • @Kroetens
    @Kroetens 2 місяці тому +44

    Why are people suprised? You could see it from the very beginning....

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 2 місяці тому +16

      @@Kroetens im not only not surprised im laughing at all the shills who are still trying to defend the game despite all the people who got the 120 version to play 3 days early having there save reset due to a game breaking bug meaning they payed to pay 3 days early for nothing

  • @chrizzizzippi1
    @chrizzizzippi1 2 місяці тому +100

    I think at its core, it's still a Ubisoft action adventure. Titles like the 1313 project are what the franchise has needed to tell non-jedi stories but there aren't any devs in a position to take a gamble and release something like that.

    • @andrewmeyer3599
      @andrewmeyer3599 2 місяці тому +4

      I still wish we had gotten that CoD styled Star Wars fps too

    • @ohamatchhams
      @ohamatchhams 2 місяці тому +2

      I think people need to understand that you need both like-mindedness, talent, passion, urgency and proper management to make a game works well above lower to "average" scores
      And most of video game development teams these days have the combination of board team decisions to developers that only works for the money with not-so-much drives to breakthrough or deliver really good emotional experiences in either gameplay, story or both
      It's one of the reasons why Ubisoft tried to copy The WItcher but failed really badly at their peak in Valhalla's map and game designs, now they really need to bring more professional yet passionate talents, I suggest to include bringing back teams that wouldn't afraid to bring coomerbaits at this point lol, it feels like we forgot how Star Wars used to have attractive humanoid designs from time to time but sparringly, Outlaw gunslingers especially female characters should've have that sexy rebellious appeal tbh

    • @Guntfarm
      @Guntfarm 2 місяці тому +1

      Just you wait until the David Cage Starwars game he's making releases.

    • @wolfshade5020
      @wolfshade5020 2 місяці тому +3

      That’s what happens when entertainment is led by committee and not creativity. I don’t think anyone would complain about Star Wars Outlaws if it was made with the same level of creativity and love as Kotor, Force Unleashed, the classic Battlefront games, Jedi Academy, Jedi Outcast or any other SW games made before the 8th Generation of consoles.

    • @wolfshade5020
      @wolfshade5020 2 місяці тому +3

      @@mattygunby4149 Be that as it may, my argument still stands that the modern gaming market is led by committee and not creativity. The AAA is in a chokehold by suits who don’t know what makes a good video game and committees who don’t allow the developers to go nuts with ideas with good execution. Everything must be approved by everyone and their mother to make sure the game is rushed to release on time and to ask for more money

  • @peter-r3o3v
    @peter-r3o3v 2 місяці тому +185

    dude.
    they said "star wars scoundrel experience" and they created like the least "scoundrel" vibing character Ive ever seen.
    she looks like shes about to depart from her trailer to the pta meeting

    • @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852
      @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 2 місяці тому +24

      You're out of your mind! She doesn't look like the kind of woman to have custody of her kids.

    • @Animefan-uk8pw
      @Animefan-uk8pw 2 місяці тому

      Mr. Krabs: Who is that?
      SpongeBob: I don't know but she is Uuugly.

    • @peter-r3o3v
      @peter-r3o3v 2 місяці тому +22

      @@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 lol shes literally the most basic bland woman ive ever seen. wtf are you talking about

    • @theoguncleslappy9150
      @theoguncleslappy9150 2 місяці тому +16

      Bruh she is such a boring protagonist😂

    • @Dvailen
      @Dvailen 2 місяці тому +14

      She fits the "80s movie character" vibe, at least. That's about it, though.

  • @FoxyGrandpa_
    @FoxyGrandpa_ 2 місяці тому +97

    Mind Pulp has to check out the upcoming Patrick Star game by Outshite Games

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  2 місяці тому +76

      oh, we will...

    • @FoxyGrandpa_
      @FoxyGrandpa_ 2 місяці тому +5

      I cant wait ​@@MindPulp

    • @ReyseanPryor
      @ReyseanPryor 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@FoxyGrandpa_ that'll be awesome

    • @munimkhan4207
      @munimkhan4207 2 місяці тому +3

      🎉​@@MindPulp

    • @aripauli6035
      @aripauli6035 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh boy, i wonder how Outshite Games handles a SB game. It’s gonna be mega bad i can tell.

  • @andrewmeyer3599
    @andrewmeyer3599 2 місяці тому +73

    the lack of any facial movement is *killing* me. It's like I'm watching two Disneyland Star Wars themed animatronics talking and honestly just makes the main character's face feel that much more removed from the mocap actress' face

    • @Etherman7
      @Etherman7 2 місяці тому +19

      Honestly why did they even bother with a mocap actress? They had to pay extra for her “likeness” and it doesn’t even look like a human

    • @TheOnlyDarias
      @TheOnlyDarias Місяць тому +2

      Honestly that’s one of my biggest complaints while playing this game, the facial animations are pretty terrible

  • @Tritonofclansakai2
    @Tritonofclansakai2 2 місяці тому +10

    The gonk droid according to lore acts like a generator. GONK

  • @JR-kx3jr
    @JR-kx3jr 2 місяці тому +58

    Ubisoft only churns out mediocre time-wasters.

    • @Paws_Network
      @Paws_Network 2 місяці тому +9

      @@gamerbeast3616 nah

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies 2 місяці тому +13

      @@gamerbeast3616 "it's fine" is the definition of mediocre

    • @aripauli6035
      @aripauli6035 2 місяці тому

      Yeah pretty much nowadays. But back then they had better quality games. And then stopped

    • @paufernandezboj5517
      @paufernandezboj5517 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@aripauli6035 Thats because they learned that making mediocre games makes more money without having to invest a lot of money so yeah 💀

    • @TheManInBlueFlames
      @TheManInBlueFlames Місяць тому +2

      'shit' time-wasters.

  • @jcrebel18
    @jcrebel18 2 місяці тому +7

    14:34 I'm glad they had subtitles as I almost thought she said, "I'm gay and you're going to let me through."

  • @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852
    @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 2 місяці тому +95

    My theory is that game companies are producing mediocre games and labeling them as AAA titles. This strategy lowers the bar, allowing them to release even lazier, subpar games in the future. Consequently, they can pass off average games as AAA.

    • @michaelmyersplays4992
      @michaelmyersplays4992 2 місяці тому +1

      Play the game man
      It’s good so much to do and you get lost in the world

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies 2 місяці тому +7

      same with movies, tech, cars, food, housing, etc. Low standards move units

    • @this.is.a.username
      @this.is.a.username 2 місяці тому +14

      @@michaelmyersplays4992 i literally just finished it. you're lying.

    • @michaelmyersplays4992
      @michaelmyersplays4992 2 місяці тому +1

      @@this.is.a.username ur lying kid stop it
      I see you rn

    • @Sashamods
      @Sashamods 2 місяці тому +5

      And then when they release something relatively good everyone calls It a masterpiece

  • @Blaster1360
    @Blaster1360 2 місяці тому +20

    "Average" is sadly the best you could expect from Ubisoft, given how low they set the bar.

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Blaster1360 its the best u can hope for from them cus the last actualy decent game they made was black flag.

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies 2 місяці тому +4

      @@shawbag11 it was "meh" just like the rest. Repetitive gameplay padded out for 30 hours, just like the first AC

    • @kamurotetsu4860
      @kamurotetsu4860 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mattygunby4149 No thanks, they are all the same. Big bland open worlds, poor stories, laughably bad dialogue, the myriad of copy/paste map markers, Outposts/towers/forts/camps ad infinitum, the same 10-20 missions across all games, piss poor combat and stealth. The blueprint of Ubisoft mediocrity for the last 10 years. You enjoy your slop though.

    • @TheOnlyDarias
      @TheOnlyDarias Місяць тому

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@kamurotetsu4860surprisingly outlaws isn’t littered with cumbersome map markers or many enemy outpost that you have to clear out for absolutely no reason like alot of their other recent games. it’s a lot smaller in scope and a bit more focused then their previous games and the lack of levels in the games or areas with level enemies makes the progression not seem like a grind like how it was in odyssey and Valhalla

  • @aaroncadena4097
    @aaroncadena4097 2 місяці тому +49

    2:25 “Huh, what did he say?” God I laughed way too damn hard

    • @rickmartinez3268
      @rickmartinez3268 2 місяці тому +5

      Yeah that's really f###### funny😅😂

    • @collinthegamer510
      @collinthegamer510 2 місяці тому

      @@rickmartinez3268how hard is it to spell fucking

  • @palp8623
    @palp8623 2 місяці тому +19

    I was out last night and saw a restaurant called GOMBO. There are no coincidences

  • @Mo15_SAMP
    @Mo15_SAMP 2 місяці тому +5

    It honestly feels like if you was to remove the Ubisoft branding and it's title, add a Unity splash screen at the beginning and I don't think anyone would raise an eyebrow....

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 2 місяці тому +17

    2:44 I could tell he was a bad guy because he was eating an apple, bad guys always eat apples lol

  • @AniDeMax
    @AniDeMax 2 місяці тому +27

    Typical ubisoft "the king of mediocrity"

    • @loves2smooch384
      @loves2smooch384 2 місяці тому +4

      Ubisoft , Ghost recon Wildlands , expectations best game ever , reality a repetitive dumpster fire

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 2 місяці тому +2

      @@AniDeMax and its massively overpriced. Like if it was 30 id be laughing at it but 70 with a 120 edition also by a company that has proven they have 0 issue with removing games from peoples liberys. Yea im sorry to all the shills defending this but if the price of games is increasing then why isn’t the quality increasing cus iv played better indie games that only costed 25

    • @Sully_one
      @Sully_one 2 місяці тому +1

      The ultimate 7/10 gaming experience

    • @TheManInBlueFlames
      @TheManInBlueFlames Місяць тому +1

      You mean Ubisoft, 'the king of SHIT'?!!

    • @TheOnlyDarias
      @TheOnlyDarias Місяць тому +1

      @@TheManInBlueFlames alright buddy calm down, Ubisoft might make the most average and mid games but a good amount of them are not shit lol

  • @jinxie712
    @jinxie712 2 місяці тому +4

    I'm enjoying playing it, but it's kinda close to what I want. Ubisoft, I'd be happy with a Star Wars Assassin's Creed: Rogue game based around a character like Mae in the 1st 2 episodes of Acolyte. A Force sensitive ninja-type. Someone neither Sith nor Jedi.
    Or give me a "base building" Jedi academy game like the Assassin's Creed games. Where you recruit to build a remote Jedi academy. Like a AC: Brotherhood where you recruit randoms. Something set 100 years after Rise of Skywalker so you can craft your own story and abilities away from the movies.

  • @adriansalcedo3913
    @adriansalcedo3913 2 місяці тому +2

    Unlike most videogame channels that are getting paid, at least this one is one of the honest ones out there

  • @StarLink64
    @StarLink64 2 місяці тому +11

    13:53 Hmm I wonder if there is going to be any references about “Death Sticks”

    • @jimjohnson4579
      @jimjohnson4579 2 місяці тому +2

      You can’t even get a drink at all the bars you come across

  • @Chreoustofer
    @Chreoustofer 2 місяці тому +2

    lol I love how at 9:52 they play the beginning of that “one is the loneliest number” song for a second

  • @Dullahan161
    @Dullahan161 2 місяці тому +4

    Ubisoft: makes a ubisoft star wars game about bounty hunters
    Mindpulp: bets all their money at the tracks

  • @dudefromtheearth
    @dudefromtheearth 2 місяці тому

    Oh I should have known that this was coming! There is nothing like watching you two play and commentate any game, but this one is special. This game really looks fun to me based off what I seen here. I acknowledge that it has its issues though, but you guys made it amusing!

  • @brownsparlour9813
    @brownsparlour9813 2 місяці тому +438

    This game is such an overpriced disappointment

    • @DVibe530
      @DVibe530 2 місяці тому +25

      Guess I’m getting the game since the game and me share a 100% resemblance

    • @draytonjames81
      @draytonjames81 2 місяці тому +41

      Is it really disappointing when you knew it was gonna be bad?

    • @brownsparlour9813
      @brownsparlour9813 2 місяці тому +11

      @@draytonjames81 that is true i think i just held onto a spec of hope 😂

    • @JakeTheComicBookDude
      @JakeTheComicBookDude 2 місяці тому +5

      Star Wars cash grab

    • @KyriToe
      @KyriToe 2 місяці тому +7

      Waiting for modders to rip into this game chnage the entire game into skyrim level mastery

  • @cjhedrick6418
    @cjhedrick6418 2 місяці тому +8

    "Half up front or no dice."
    "No dice."
    "Okay, you win!"
    Because if there's one thing a scoundrel in the Star Wars universe is known for, it's letting their opponent have all the power in a negotiation. ESPECIALLY when their weapon is holstered, and you have no reason to think they'll fire.

  • @theaces3697
    @theaces3697 2 місяці тому +10

    the intro mission section is 100% the worst part of the game it was slow, tedious and dull however i managed to slog through that and the rest of the game is actually pretty good its about a 7.5/10
    no idea why so many games make the FIRST missions so awful, Red Dead Redemption 2 did that as well, i know so many people who couldnt push through that 2/3 hours intro section in the snow

  • @killianhicks291
    @killianhicks291 2 місяці тому +2

    Wakka Flockka at 24:40 looked like a Hells Angel ready to ride. I wouldn't fuck with him. He has the vibes of a 1% rider 😂😂😂

  • @chameleonhrt
    @chameleonhrt 2 місяці тому +15

    The part where you got crashed into after the speeder race made me lose my shit. That was too funny.

    • @virtrue.
      @virtrue. 2 місяці тому +3

      Spit my dinner out🤣

  • @nsaspynetwork3196
    @nsaspynetwork3196 2 місяці тому +7

    I wanna play it but I'll def wait for a price cut

  • @byrondavis9454
    @byrondavis9454 Місяць тому +1

    32:10 glad you killed this alien with the most unlikely voice for it's kind. Cracking jokes blowing up death star 2 with lando! That's the goat

  • @ChipFanXO
    @ChipFanXO 2 місяці тому +34

    Play Lego Batman or SHREK extra large

  • @bmxboxter
    @bmxboxter 2 місяці тому +15

    “I don’t know why the door’s opening, we’re betting again!” 😆

  • @axallotofquestionsMusic
    @axallotofquestionsMusic 2 місяці тому +3

    3:29 Grongle 12:42 Gumbo which one my dudes

  • @take2-000
    @take2-000 Місяць тому

    omg i like this guys accent omg very asmr, im subbing

  • @ThaD0n
    @ThaD0n 2 місяці тому +2

    The fact that "Grongle" is nearly a real name for a star wars character is hilarious
    Groglyn is the character btw
    EDIT: Apparently Groglyn is a species and not a solitary character lmao

  • @TheRetroguitar
    @TheRetroguitar 13 днів тому

    Nice homage to Crock: Legend of The Gobos , in the beginning of the video. Sweet soundtrack💪

  • @jcampos002
    @jcampos002 2 місяці тому +5

    10:40 that's why Star Wars Galaxies exists.

  • @spg3385
    @spg3385 2 місяці тому +1

    10:00 I was not expecting that 😂😂😂 i’m crying

  • @cornflakeshumunculus8373
    @cornflakeshumunculus8373 2 місяці тому +5

    Disappointed there was no purple things

  • @billycurrythe2nd
    @billycurrythe2nd 2 місяці тому +1

    I feel like we might need to have an intervention for Max. He is sounding like Paul Merson

  • @johnnylattarulo6735
    @johnnylattarulo6735 2 місяці тому +2

    R3 to examine or something? Bruh, why R3 or L3? Aw Ubisoft... 🤦‍♂️ I hate pushing the thumbsticks. Tell me we can change the controls in settings? This is why playing with keyboard and mouse is still better. They need to make new controllers with more buttons lol

  • @Hyper_Kong
    @Hyper_Kong 2 місяці тому

    Mind Pulp uploading a Star Wars video this early in the day at 1PM heck yes! 😊🎉

  • @Tofu_Delivery_Boi
    @Tofu_Delivery_Boi 2 місяці тому +3

    A Ubisoft game being a disappointment!? *GASP* Who could’ve guessed!?

  • @maxp4573
    @maxp4573 2 місяці тому

    I'm really happy actually you guys are playing this at release too. They got me, I'm a huge Star Wars Fan and they got me with their Bullshit Ubisoft nonsense.
    Nevertheless, I do have to admit that after almost 20hrs in or more now. I'm really really starting to enjoy it, I like how you two went instantly gambling too !! :D FIND THE SABBAC TABLES IT WILL GET YOU ADDICTED :D Anyway. I'm quite looking foreword what this Game still has to offer. I'm on Kimiji now and doing shit for the Ashagi Clan. I seriously hated the first 3-8hrs of this Game, it pissed me off beyond anything, boundries, movement, shooting, hacking, Nix, all felt meh but somehow it got better or I got used to it. Characters become more Fun over Time too, actually worth paying attention to and the World's and Cities are pretty Dope. All in All I'm not as disappointed as I thought I would be but overall that's just waaaaaay too much Money for a Game like this. Love you two, thanks for all the Videos, if anyone has an opinion about the Game I'd honestly love to hear about it and have a Discussion in the Comments lol.

  • @misterpoopnose6547
    @misterpoopnose6547 2 місяці тому +4

    Oh no Kevin Spacey made it to Star Wars 1:58

  • @michealhill7275
    @michealhill7275 2 місяці тому +1

    They have a droid that can play Phil Collins. The future is looking pretty bright!

  • @DuskyPredator
    @DuskyPredator Місяць тому +1

    I am going to be that person, and say Gonk droids apparently can act as mobile generators.

  • @keip4568
    @keip4568 2 місяці тому +4

    Purple Rain inside my heart.

  • @scavenger_of_human_sorrow9272
    @scavenger_of_human_sorrow9272 2 місяці тому

    Max and Currie developing a gambling addiction was not something I expected to see in a Star Wars video.

  • @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911
    @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911 Місяць тому +2

    Ubisoft never learn, since farcry 3 everything they have made has been the same copy paste, AI generated, lowest effort "game" with a different skin. By now any other developers would have learned something new. Even cod would have tried something slightly different by now. Give us better ai for one , im sick of playing modern games and seeing better ai from 2001 games .

  • @endoflevelboss7806
    @endoflevelboss7806 Місяць тому +1

    "I'm starving, I want to eat"
    *Shoots them all so he can eat ALL their food* 😂

  • @skywolfx76
    @skywolfx76 Місяць тому

    As someone whos well emersed into starwars lore, i can answer the gonk droid question! Their purpose is to provide power in places where it needs it. So its a walking battery lol

  • @UnofficialAP
    @UnofficialAP 2 місяці тому +9

    Oh boy, a bucket of my favorite slop - cwinge StarWars games

  • @lbproductions710
    @lbproductions710 2 місяці тому +6

    19:18 BEST COMBAT EVER!!!

  • @MrDibara
    @MrDibara 2 місяці тому

    4:54 ; 8:56 The Tijuana Brass music! 🤣 Great taste, you guys.
    12:46 To be fair, we never EVER see a bathroom in Star Wars media _anything,_ let alone a good ol' sh*tter, so although not necessary, I think it's neat they included this. *_(now I'm picturing a Wookie trying to use that and getting stuck)_*
    18:13 _If I were a criminal in the Star Wars universe,_ itbwould be my dream to own a fancy mansion like that.
    *_And a modified Lucrehulk to serve as an orbital luxury cassino._* 😏😎
    20:36 That is a freaky-AH name for a vault. 😐
    Calling it now, the vehicle sections will be the highlight of the game. Sounds sad, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised.
    25:05 🚎 _And if you look to your left, here you'll see the current quality level of Ubisoft Games as of 2024. A once proud developer twenty years prior, Ubisoft products have experienced a significant increase in the presence of bugs and other more amateurish errors. Up next, we'll see the Rancors--_
    29:08 *Ratchet & Clank 2 flashbacks,* those bike races used to f*ck me up but they were crazy fun!

  • @theoink636
    @theoink636 2 місяці тому +5

    In the words of the great Immortan Joe, "Mediocre !"

  • @FrozenStarFish
    @FrozenStarFish 2 місяці тому +4

    Star wars knights of the republic or republic commando. I'm not sure, too many good ones

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 2 місяці тому +1

    I just want a standalone game about the sexy droid

  • @MadDgtl
    @MadDgtl 2 місяці тому

    misread that as "father racing" for a sec, pictured a bunch of various alien dads lining up for a foot race

  • @ХристоВасилев-б7у
    @ХристоВасилев-б7у 2 місяці тому +1

    The gambling part is lowkey caring the whole game

  • @Retromicky82
    @Retromicky82 2 місяці тому +5

    Honestly it could be ok they should just let you create your own character

  • @AlaskanEsquire-nm4mj
    @AlaskanEsquire-nm4mj 2 місяці тому

    "It's a Gonk droid!"
    "GONK. GONK."
    '"I *think* that's a gonk droid."

  • @Joshpox
    @Joshpox 2 місяці тому

    This just makes me want a Han Solo game set before A New Hope. They could even use it to address the dangling threads from the Solo movie

  • @tylerhodges9871
    @tylerhodges9871 2 місяці тому +1

    Off topic but PLEASE play spiderman shattered dimensions🙏🙏been loving the videos btw keep it the good work🔥

  • @konodioda5000
    @konodioda5000 2 місяці тому +1

    Average is the perfect description
    Better than an try by EA I'm sure 😃

  • @doctordubstepgaming6706
    @doctordubstepgaming6706 2 місяці тому +1

    I like how the main character has a hair cut that died in the 80s

  • @justin9181
    @justin9181 2 місяці тому

    Hey you guys are back at it love it dudes !

  • @fysmike1998
    @fysmike1998 2 місяці тому +18

    Ya know Ubisoft has usually always made mid games that a niche group found fun but occasionally they would drop a gem now they just drop non stop mediocre stuff it’s getting old

  • @digestiveissue7710
    @digestiveissue7710 Місяць тому

    Her face is more chiseled than Predator's mask

  • @braydenmontgomery831
    @braydenmontgomery831 2 місяці тому +2

    I honestly went in w little to no expectations and it’s been kinda fun ngl not game of the year or nothing but fun

  • @Novelist1029
    @Novelist1029 2 місяці тому +2

    Am I the only one noticing the Croc theme in the background?

  • @oooeee5556
    @oooeee5556 2 місяці тому +14

    Ubisoft's motto: We makes extremely average games. You can't call it bad, nor it can be called good.

    • @charles2521
      @charles2521 2 місяці тому +1

      Considering the price, this game is really bad.
      Edit: The title also. Star Wars deserves a better game.

    • @joshchrisbosh5526
      @joshchrisbosh5526 2 місяці тому +1

      Ubisoft has fallen off so fucking hard it’s crazy, their games used to have so many people hyped Now they just drop expensive average games I feel

  • @Titan_TM
    @Titan_TM 2 місяці тому

    Gonk droids are walking power banks, plug your phone into and charge it kinda fellas.

  • @dhdjdjidjjwndnxjjznqba
    @dhdjdjidjjwndnxjjznqba 2 місяці тому

    Do the turn-based rpg for ps5 “like a dragon infinite wealth” - many moments that are perfect for this channel

  • @Janthdanl
    @Janthdanl 2 місяці тому +8

    I am one of the few that actually is really loving this game, I’m kinda glad tbh cause I’m having a really fun time

    • @cable7152
      @cable7152 2 місяці тому +8

      In the end, that's all that really matters.

    • @BrunerTuner
      @BrunerTuner 2 місяці тому +6

      I actually am too. I think there's so much incessant pessimism around video games. Don't get me wrong, I hate corporate video game culture greediness, but the rage surrounding this is a bit out of proportion. There's truly trash cash grabs on the market that needs to be crucified, but this is not one of them. There's a lot of effort here, but it's hard to reign the scope in sometimes on these big scale efforts.

    • @cable7152
      @cable7152 2 місяці тому +3

      @@BrunerTuner it looks like a shit ton of love and hard work went into it.

  • @namecomingsoon9517
    @namecomingsoon9517 2 місяці тому +2

    I can’t get over this 70 dollar star wars game having such bad lip syncing and face animation

  • @Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL
    @Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL 2 місяці тому

    God, we're back in Tatooine again, why can't we be free from this god forsaken sand hell?

  • @Kristyybug
    @Kristyybug 2 місяці тому +4

    Y’all won too many times… they are gonna call you to the back and break your legs :(

  • @draytonjames81
    @draytonjames81 2 місяці тому +3

    Jurassic park trespasser pls

  • @The420BrownKid
    @The420BrownKid 2 місяці тому

    Considering it was Ubisoft I pretty much knew this would happen. I will be legitimately shocked when they make a great game again.

  • @Idfkwhyy
    @Idfkwhyy Місяць тому

    Star Wars Outlaws certainly is a game, there's gameplay, graphics, story and content is also there

  • @jasonjones7461
    @jasonjones7461 2 місяці тому

    Hah after your big win betting at the glorbnom tracks I expected you to go buy some spice and pass out in a space ditch. That would be peak gameplay worthy of PS5

  • @DaedStarr
    @DaedStarr Місяць тому +1

    I thought it was a pretty solid game. Not one lightsaber to be seen. Story was good, even though it was pretty predictable in parts. Gameplay was fluid and fun. Plenty to do. Solid ass Star Wars game.

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 2 місяці тому

    Help me Mind Pulp in determining if “Star Wars: Outlaws”is a good game, you’re my only hope lol

  • @bricktop.
    @bricktop. 14 днів тому

    Im on the last mission of the main campaign now ( escape from ND-5). And I think this game was actually overall pretty good! Iv had fun with the game and if I'm honest, I'd personally buy a DLC as well when that comes out.

  • @PhattyBolger
    @PhattyBolger 2 місяці тому +1

    They should've bet on Glup Shitto.

  • @buttermilch1327
    @buttermilch1327 2 місяці тому

    You guys are funny! Enjoyed the commentary

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 2 місяці тому

    You want a good version of this?
    Play as the gunslinging bounty hunter in The Old Republic. That’s better in every way…and it’s free

  • @PastelJackal
    @PastelJackal 2 місяці тому

    You know it’s Ubisoft when it gets you addicted to gambling right away

  • @christophermurray5685
    @christophermurray5685 Місяць тому

    Luke Skywalker is busy getting used to he’s robotic hand in this game.

  • @SketchyMindsEntertainment
    @SketchyMindsEntertainment 2 місяці тому

    I come to the club for the soup and the soup only.

  • @DeltaSlush
    @DeltaSlush 2 місяці тому

    "Half up front or no dice" "No"
    "Okay"

  • @droplet-r1x
    @droplet-r1x 2 місяці тому

    "Who needs Phil Collins when you have a crowbar?"

  • @OtherOne
    @OtherOne 2 місяці тому +2

    Those arcades were down because they must have been gambling. You can only gamble 3 times in a row before there is a cool down.

    • @Etherman7
      @Etherman7 2 місяці тому +5

      “We won’t promote gambling to kids, honest. See we restrict it to 3 times before a cooldown in game without real money. Now use mommy’s credit card to buy the ultra legendary season pass edition for extra content kiddos!”

    • @vladimirputin4370
      @vladimirputin4370 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Etherman7 lol so true. To them micro transactions are plenty fine!