Remy: White Lightning
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- Selling raw milk remains illegal in many places in the United States, making some feel like modern-day moonshiners.
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Selling raw milk remains illegal in many places in the United States, making some feel like modern-day moonshiners.
"White Lightning" parody written and performed by Remy; video produced by Austin Bragg; music tracks, background vocals, and mastering by Ben Karlstrom
LYRICS
Well in North Carolina way back in the hills
Lived my old pappy and he sold him some milk
He'd brew White Lightning till the sun went down
and then he'd fill up a jug and he'd pass it around
Mighty, mighty pleasing, pappy's cow squeezing
Ooh…White Lightning…
But the G-Men, T-Men, revenuers too
Were searching for the place pappy made his brew
They were looking trying to book him
But my pappy kept not-cooking
Ooh…White Lightning…
SEVERAL ARRESTS WERE MADE AS SELLING RAW MILK REMAINS ILLEGAL TO THIS DAY!
AND SOMEHOW OUR JAILS ARE OVERCROWDED…
ANYWAY…
Well the next time you're out shopping maybe take a look
Some people like fresh food better than cooked
Food's sold raw, it happens all the time
Though I'll concede there is a milk that should be a crime
Cloudy for some reason, largely unpleasing
Ew…just frightening…
In a truly free society
There are some potentially dangerous activities
If you think our jails are crowding maybe we should be allowing
Ooh…White Lightning…
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"There is only one thing that I hate more than lying. Skim Milk which is water lying about being milk"
- Ron Swanson
It’s water that identifies as milk
Food industry: Pay no attention to our corn syrup subsidies behind the curtain. Look it's fat.
I knew an older fellow who would insult skim milk by saying "loks like water, tastes like water." Except he would pronounce water like "whoa-der." Every time skim milk is brought up around other people who knew him I always say "looks like whoa-der, tastes like whoa-der." Sometimes I like to say it about water. I just find the large southern twang and sentiment very funny.
Skim milk is not the same as pasteurized whole milk. All skim milk means is that the cream has been skimmed. Skim milk would still be raw milk if unpasteurized.
“Unless, of course, you just want people to die!”
People lived thousands of years without it and just fine
I keep thinking of this song anytime I see the new mask mandates in other cities
@@abdulazizali9935 it's a reference to a previous Remy song
Government nannytators
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!! We do, that's why we don't drink your cooked milk.
I know a raw milk farmer. He maintains hygienic conditions, feeds his cows a healthy diet, and constantly checks for any sign of disease. I drink his milk without hesitation at all, and it's incredible!
Just had a pint of raw for the first time in my life because of this video. Turns out there's a dairy farm just down the street from me that has a display fridge full of the stuff! It comes with a warning label, lol, but it's the real McCoy and it is FANTASTIC.
@@irishg357 Raw milk is objectively better.
@@irishg357 How'd ya feel? Does it come in a green carton :) ?
Yeah, as long as the person you're buying from maintains hygienic standards (which, I'm generally going to trust a Farmer I'm buying directly from more than I am the FDA checking up on stuff) then there are all kinds of health benefits that we're missing out on with all this pasteurized stuff.
You're playing with fire. That should not be allowed.
That's sarcasm
It's sad but actual "white lightning" moonshine is now legally sold in grocery stores in TN, but not raw milk.
If it’s legally sold and taxed, then it’s not moonshine, as far as I understand the term.
@@michaelgusovsky moonshine nowadays just refers to corn whiskey
down in the bottom country it werent legal how I was gettin it. bought for $30 a gallon ironically in an old milk jug.
@@loldude122334 Little bit more to it. You don't age it.
White Lightning finished off many an alky in the UK... Got such a bad reputation the major brewer that owned it (Heineken) dropped it from the market - only to be replaced by the even worse 'Frosty Jacks' - stomach cancer and liver sclerosis is a bottle...
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Lightning_(cider)
Thank goodness for the government protecting me from myself, it's really doing the job it was created for.
...yes it is.
(Read in sarcastic tone) Yeah with out them you might have... DRANK MILK!
I love it how I can feel the sarcasm coming from this comment.
This sounds awfully becoming of your profile pic
Some people are really dumb though or an educated to the matter! You can’t know everything about everything as a human!
Many small family dairies sell "pet milk" which is raw and "for pet consumption only". Ask them, "is this handled with the cleanliness and care of your milk for humans?" And they will tell you something like, "I would give this to my own mother and children if the state weren't in the way of it."
Interesting. Learn something cool everyday
Legal psychedelics and illegal fireworks are often sold under a similar thin veneer.
Some states (like Iowa) have the law written in a way that even that loophole doesn't work.
Basically, it states that raw milk can not be transferred unless it's graded and pasteurized, unless to someone who will be doing those 2 things.
@@iowafarmboy Iowa DEA = Dairy Enforcement Administration. I can just see them gloating over “intercepting a shipment of RAW”
@@samsungtelevision695 Yeah, that's what the whole "bath salts" thing was about. No one was doing "bath salts", they were doing things like methylone and mephedrone sold surreptitiously as "bath salts".
Ah yes, it's so relaxing to dump a giant heaping gram of something into an entire bathtub full of water. Nevermind that Epsom salts are usually used in pound quantities in that context...
I visited the CDC website and lookie here they really really hate raw milk. If you remove raw milk from the article it almost seems like they're talking about sewage water
@@LarsLarsen77 whicha way to whattaya talkin about?
@@LarsLarsen77
You're right. Sewage does kill people.
Raw milk though is so good for a body's antibodies that it introduces new good bacteria and natural prebiotics.
The FDA and CDC have no business shutting down farmers from selling Raw milk to customers who desire it. It's a ploy by big dairy corporations to control the revenue
@@JDMatthias Eh, it's just another ingredient. Raw milk is no worse than raw meat. Why not?
@@LarsLarsen77 contaminated milk like any contaminated food can kill people , raw lettuce kills 68 people in the US ever year !
Thank god for bloated government. If it didn’t exist then we wouldn’t get Remy and his amazing parody’s.
*parodies
Pharma-Industrial Complex: produces synthetic drugs with a laundry list of side effects
FDA: This is fine!
Dairy farmer: *sells raw milk produced by an actual cow
FDA: wAiT tHaT's IlLeGaL, sOmEoNe CoUlD gEt HuRt
I think applying somewhat stricter safety criteria to food than to medicines is reasonable.
With medicine, often the alternative is a serious disease, with food, the alternative is eating something slightly less tasty.
Everyone’s a criminal.
They just don’t know it yet.
So timely---just a few weeks ago we actually joined a herdshare. That's the "legal" way of owning a share of a cow where you pay a "maintenance fee" for someone else to feed, house and milk your share of the cow for raw milk. So stupid---but man that raw milk is way better!
That is such a great idea
It is pretty good. I once spent eight years drinking it. The last time was when we made kefir with it and it was smooth sailings from then on.
@@hydroponichomesteader6852 "The legal ones" should always be your answer.
Sorry, but I don't get that. I grew up drinking raw milk, and the first time I had pasturized, homogenized milk, it was like a light bulb went off, where had this wonderful stuff been all my life? . I hate raw milk. And it is genuinely dangerous.
@@richardhaselwood9478 www.rawmilkinstitute.org/updates/two-types-of-raw-milk
"What are you arresting me for? I made oat milk."
"You made oat milk."
Love that he puts out music on my two fav things, libertarianism and magic the Gathering
I thought you were going to say country AND western music.
His MTG channel is pretty funny, but I have to admit that I don't get most of the jokes.
He does music on magic the gathering?
@@jeremyscungio16 yeah remy mtg
@@jeremyscungio16 yeah he's huge into magic. Lots of parody and skit work on mtgremy
Be more cautious about hygiene and eating raw milk will be fine.
We have no problems with raw milk here in France
I blame Louis Pasteur for pasteurized milk.....
@@josephwiese3937 it was essential back then, refiguration wasn't wide spread so milK had to be made more shelf stable.
@@jeanniemaycrawford4466 True. There was a time and place where milk HAD to be pasteurized if it was going to leave the farm at ALL. That time has passed, give us back our non-boiled milk! We miss our bacteria! Seriously, our guts are wondering what the Hell is going on with all of this dead dairy.
@@josephwiese3937 pasteurised foods are a godsend, but we should have access to types of food that we like. I'd choose me tasty GMOs every day of the week, other people choose something else. We just shouldn't push it on anybody, but the government doesn't understand that
We have no problems with raw milk here in the US either. What we have is a problem with government.
Every single one of these satire songs absolutely makes my day, thank you for doing these. Really.
That's why I love my state. WY passed the food freedom act in 15 and updated it in 20. If it's made in WY then you can sell it straight to the consumer.
We used to live right next to a farm when I was a kid, and we never ever bought milk at the store. Since we knew the farmers my grandmother would tell me and my brother to just walk over in the morning with a big metal can and have it filled up before the milk was picked up by the tanker truck. We paid them the same as what we'd pay at the store, which for the farmer meant 5-10 times more than what he was got from industrial bulk purchasers.
Sometimes we had to wait for a half hour until they had finished, but we'd get milk that was literally just minutes old and still warm. Compared to the pasteurized garbage with adjusted fat levels you can buy at the store this was like drinking pure cream, with a taste that stayed with you for the better part of an hour.
Even the best store bought milk is just boring chalky water in comparison. This sounds like a tale from the 1800s but this was just the early 90s.
(Read in sarcastic tone) Yeah I am so glad the government is doing there job of making sure I don't hurt my self right with out them I might have even... DRANK MILK!
Lol
Protip: only drink raw milk if you're on a first-name basis with the cow.
I don't live in the US, but I literally buy cows' milk from my neighbor (they have cows and I see them get milked before it's handed to me). Why on earth would your government not want this?
They claim it's unsafe without pasteurization.
Probably for the same reasons that Monsanto can sue people who try to grow organic soybeans.
Large commercial dairies have huge regulatory costs and capital expenditure (sterilization, etc.) and all the other costs to remain competitive, such as marketing. They evolve in the tax and regulatory environment around them.
They see unregulated raw milk from small dairies as a threat to their business and as an affront to their huge investment in compliance. Thus, they will show up and lobby against raw milk and be vociferous about it, i.e. a loud minority. It's very similar to brick and mortar restaurants lobbying against the liberalization of the food truck industry.
It is easy to blame the big corporate interests, which I do for attempting to use the coercive power of government via lobbying. But the state is the enabler and at the heart of the problem that keeps the organic marketplace (pun intended) from developing.
In a deregulated world, there are probably business relationships between large and small family dairies that would have manifested instead of the antagonism. The regulatory agencies themselves should be privatized and be subject to competition, for example removing the state monopoly of the FDA and moving to private and probably more specialized certifications.
Or was that a rhetorical question? lol
@@squee116 it can be unsafe, but you can treat it by boiling so... The government is full of shit
@@solkoselig3686 ? ... but boiling IS Pasteurization.
Best Remy vid in years, not many younger folks are familiar with George Jones!!! The line about skim milk was particularly funny, keep up the great work!!!
Raw milk is dangerous? And joining the military isn't?
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But if our military wasn't so big how could we force foreigners to pasteurize milk
@@LarsLarsen77 It's legal for a 21 year old to smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, smoke cannabis (some states at least), and join the Marines. So why can't that same 21 year old drink some raw milk?
@@jimbo9305
These bootlickers don't operate on logic, they just follow their programming.
Leave it to the government to outlaw the most delicious beverage on gods green earth
Leave it to the government to outlaw The Lord on His own green earth.
If you won’t drink fluoridated water, but will buy raw milk out of the trunk of someone’s car, you might be a Libertarian.
The method of transport and storage in the video is a metaphor.
As for fluoride, permissible exposure limits are 2.5mg per cubic meter, or 2.5ppm according to its MSDS. EPA allows 4ppm. Exceeding that may cause chronic fluoride poisoning (fluorosis) characterized by weight loss, weakness, anemia, brittle bones, and stiff joints. Effects may be delayed. Chronic exposure may cause lung damage. Laboratory experiments have resulted in mutagenic effects. Chronic exposure to fluoride compounds may cause systemic toxicity. Skeletal effects may include bone brittleness, joint stiffness, teeth discoloration, tendon calcification, and osterosclerosis. Animal studies have reported the development of tumors.
@@LarsLarsen77 Florine is about 14ppm of the Earth's composition, 20-something most common element, right down there with scandium. But this is sodium fluoride specifically. Plenty of the more common elements can be found in toxic compounds, and that doesn't save us from their harmful effects.
After 15 years under the dreaded influence of raw milk my health is in a scary state. My entire household of 6 got covid and though I took the precaution of eating extra sugar and giving hugs I remained healthy.
Best song of all time. I can die happy now. Thank you Remy!
Last I heard, the number one most dangerous passtime in America was fishing. Something like 20,000 deaths per year. People don't appreciate how fast that cold water will kill you, with or without a life jacket.
I used to have a listener to my radio show, who was from Wyoming call in under the name of THE MILK BOOTLEGGER - He illegally transported and sold raw milk. Then Wyoming passed the FOOD FREEDOM ACT. Now what he does it now illegal.
Did you get the last word right? I think you meant legal.
Reaching to the vault a little for that song. 1950's for original? Good pick though, fits perfectly.
I know so many older people who do stuff like this, so this song is amazing, Remy, you are a gift to us all.
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I feel like I'm in the select few people who love both Remy's MTG and Reason videos
Oh of course I get this notification after milking our personal cow, and while fixing a commercial bulk tank FULL of white lightning. 😂
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USDA also regulates a TON of consumable related laws. If a person wanted to cook food and sell it there's a whole heap of hoops to jump through to get "permission" from the government. Even if you do go through all those hoops, there's still a lot of items you can't sell unless you have a USDA certified factory. It's insane.
We all demand more Remy!
This song highlights just part of the problem. Think of all the European artisanal cheeses you can't buy in America because they are made from raw milk. Everything from Gruyere (Swiss cheese) to Dutch Gouda to French Camembert, to Italian Parmigiano Reggiano you can't buy because they are made from raw milk. Europeans eat these cheeses all the time with no problems but our big incompetent Federal Govt has to be involved in everything.
I wish they added the all i want for Christmas to the remy playlist
How quickly we are just letting our freedoms go...
Nice! Been a while since our last Remy song!
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Yes! All my yes!!! I never knew how much I needed this video until this very moment! Thank so much!
Always on point and topical! However, I thought by the title it was going to be a song about the lightning that struck the St George Flyod mural and brought it down.
😂
from your lips; to God's ears
this is not topical, do you understand what topical means?
@@pmq123 of immediate relevance, interest, or importance owing to it's relation to current events. I know what it means. I realize the raw milk stuff was a few months if not a year back; however I thought it was associated to St George Floyd. I hope you enjoy your added attention today.
@@Nikua13 this was about being arrested for raw milk. 2011 is the last time anything newsworthy happened with raw milk arrests but I did actually just find a story as recent as 2018 so ok ok not as old as I thought. I still wouldn't call it topical
When I heard the version of this song by The Fall some years ago it was hard to discern some of the lyrics.I now understand the song is about milk.Thanks for clearing that up Remy.
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"But my pappie kept not cooking..."
Classic.
I drank raw milk for 20 years. I was raised in a dairy farm My grandpa had a cup he kept in parlor that when he got thirsty would shoot some milk into straight from the cow. There is not a single dairy farmer that pasteurizers the milk they drink at home
@@LarsLarsen77 what? I was from a dairy farm
@@2009rummell That Larsen dummy must believe that milk only comes from stores and that farmers aren't involved in the process. It must be sad to be that uninformed.
Plot twist: there was no cow,
but there was a bull.
City slickers the movie
Gotta love coming from an amish family, got so many raw milk hookups 🤤
Oh, yeah. Lancaster County Dairy in the Reading Terminal Market. Their selection includes raw milk from Jerseys. 🥰
White lightning used to be a brand of really shit cider in the UK.
Lol it's always been Moonshine in TN 🤣
There us White Lightning here in Canada. Normally people expect white Lightning to be moonshine, but since that is usually illegal, there is a brand of strong vodka called White Lightning here
Hopefully it wasn't literally white?!
@@didyasaysomethin2me not as far as I know. I was seven when it went out of production.
@@thomasinns6971 That bad, eh?
You were arrested for selling raw milk, I got arrested for selling raw “milk”.
We are not Same
Drank fresh milk all the time on the farm. My neighbors sell fresh milk. I could never understand why people call it raw milk.
If it's fresh milk, it's better for you and cheaper and tastier. If it's RAW milk, it's scary and DANGEROUS! Basically like eating raw roadkill.
It's a scare tactic.
@@corbinhartter7432 nothing more tasty than a fresh road kill.
If you have never had raw milk you are missing out.
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@@LarsLarsen77 i had the complete opposite experience. The raw milk I have had has been far superior to store bought milk.
This song is awesome. In my state in Australia they recently banned sharing meat that has been killed on your own land or hunted. I have a side hobby of chickens and I can't trade them with family/friends as meat anymore.
Once a week I pick up raw milk from a neighbor and her cow, Coco. I can’t drink store milk, but this Jersey cow milk is great. Luv you Coco.
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it! (George Santayana-1905)
Oh my God is it christmas, absolutely love Remy videos. My nieces and nephews think Banana is the funniest thing they've ever heard. Remy's getting the next generation ready.
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1:23 inherently dangerous activities:
Drinking
Skydiving
Sending a DM to Trevor Bauer
☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀
Oh, that bites hard 🤣
I used to drink raw milk when my dad wasn't home.
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As a city person:
Raw milk is arguably gross, but when I lived in the country and was able to get me hands on some fresh local milk... It's heavenly
I never buy milk at fairs and markets, only in our village and from the same person
If in 'merkah you can't even buy fresh milk, what the hell is the reason for calling it "land of the free"? Free what exactly?
/Also please boil raw milk if you buy it from an unknown vender, do not consume it fast enough or leave it out to be without refrigeration. You need to be cautious, but at the end of the day it's your decision to drink or not to drink/
While you can boil raw milk to kill any pathogens, you don't really want to do that because you will get an odd flavor or burnt flavor to the milk. A while ago, someone figured out that if you heat up milk under pressure to like 280 degrees F, then cool it down to like 40 degrees F in about 5 seconds, you can get the pasteurization process achieved without getting the strange taste to your milk.
And use it in a day or so of buying.
@@karozans never noticed any strange taste with my milk, this method sounds oddly like industrial pasteurisation to me
@@solkoselig3686 It is. That's how Shamrock and Lucerne pasteurize their milk. It was invented because people noticed the milk had a strange taste by boiling. You can read up about it on the web.
@@karozans
Thank you, I will read up about it!
Another annoying fact is a lot of dairy derivatives like Cheese and yogurt can't be made with pasteurized milk making it impossible or at least ilegal to make homemade versions
Needs more regulation. /s
Fake news. My stepmother makes pretty good yogurt with pasteurized milk.
@@hueyiroquois3839 As yes, because there is only one kind of yogurt how silly -_-
That’s not true. Yogurt requires heated milk if you want it to have any body and if you want to perpetuate the strain, although the milk can be thermized. And if you can get your hands on raw milk, there’s nothing stopping you from making cheese for your own use. You’ll get in trouble if you try to sell it, though, unless it’s aged 60 or more days.
Glad to see the production value going up on these 😆
Many dairy farms here in the Netherlands sell fresh milk from cooled vending machines on the farms themselves. The shelflife is a thing ofcourse, not being pasturizes/sterrilized but it will last you a number of days in the fridge. It tastes VERY different from what you are used to but it is quite good.
TRANSITORY!! That killed me
"Sending a DM to Trevor Bauer" LOL
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... and the hits keep come'n!
Remy doing a George Jones parody FTW!
Love Remy!
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This is just about perfect!
New Remy songs are the best days :-)
I'm old enough and cranky enough to realize most laws are stupid power and money grabs, and not remotely for the good of society.
Thank God for the Amish in our communities here…we can go directly to the farms and purchase raw milk instead of the highly toxic concoction called “milk” sold in the stores.
Nice! LOL'd at the oat milk.
great vid. thanks for keeping the conversation alive
Hands up for all of you that you wish a world without the today's lawmakers!
Drank Raw Milk that was filtered only through a cheese cloth. Made Whipped cream and butter with the cream. The fact that you can't buy raw milk now is extremely embarrassing.
Never. Stop. Remy.
Only true Remy fans remember the line.
“You should try some skim milk, skim is the best”
Remy: Why don’t you try some Aquafina fool it costs less.
Remy need to be a guest at SNL
They only take non funny people
Is SNL still around?
They'd bounce him in a second lol
SNL is a far-left only club, libertarians are banned.
In the West we also pasteurize eggs, which is completely unnecessary and requires them to be refrigerated.
They don't need to be pasteurized and without that process can be stored on the shelf
Side note, you can store fresh eggs in a jar with water and pickling lime (without actually making pickled eggs mind you) for months without refrigeration.
I was curious what "white lighting" was...
wow
Remy will one day make a country music fan out of me. It's inevitable. :D
Remy! You have done it again! Can I get you on a podcast?
I mean Skim milk is the cheapest type of milk and in this economy may be the only thing we can afford lol.
I worked at a dairy farm and drank the raw milk all the time sometimes multiple times a day.Only got sick once and all it was just a bellyache. Theres no good reason its illegal.
Not gonna lie, I thaught this was about the cheap cider brand from England
A bunch of Brits are sitting here with flashbacks of hangover and vomit on the floor
Ah, a universal British experience
I love you Remy!
Remy, you and Andrew Heaten and that other guy (Arron something, I think) are the only redeemable parts of Reason!
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When this is a better country song than most country songs lol
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Not in Ireland… yet. They tried it but backed off with intensive lobbying. Still a good variety of raw cheeses and yogurts too.
I always enjoy these videos.
your humor makes me laugh.. and weep.
Here before this is randomly recommended to everyone
These are so great
Petition for remy to make a parody of gangstas paradise called progressive paradise
Yes!
"Cod clumps now with 10% more Exxon!" ; ))))
Freedom is risky.
A wise man once said "life is dangerous"..
That's the point.
You can get raw milk in a lot of states now.
Also could be a good name for David Duke's prized '73 Camaro
Many dairy farms allow herdsharing and deliver you raw milk but it's very pricey.
FANTASTIC!
If raw milk was sold in stores, it should be in a green carton.
The only thing scary about raw milk where it's illegal is the fact that only because it's illegal could it have scary shit in it since it would be on the black market. All that would go away if it were just legalized and we let the courts sort out the rest for selling raw milk that is claimed to be pasteurized.
People seriously do not realize how much courts and lawsuits can handle sketchy products.
Gov: Arrest Billy Crystal now. We'll find something on him later.