Teacher: I'm About to End This Student's Whole Career (r/AskReddit)
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This kid in middle school cut himself on the finger and was being a drama queen about it, he was saying things like ‘oh the pain!!’ The teacher said ‘are you dying?’ He said ‘yes!!’ Then the teacher said ‘then die in silence’.
Whole class gasped
Jesus Christ that is Sniping_Soup level burn right there
*AND THEN EVERYBODY CLAPPED*
I'd laugh my ass off
Oh snap!
Oh snap
Student: *moans in order to get attention*
Teacher: Please stop, you're clearly inexperienced
Chers *goddamn*
😳😳
😗🍵
Thats gold
*DAYUM*
Teacher: *explaining something*
Student: Oh sir, i thought-
Teacher: YOU THOUGHT?!
Student: Yeah I thought-
Teacher:GOOD JOB!
Rekt
*apply cold water to the burn*
@@lilcutiegacha7013 *salt
Once in HR my teacher was yelling at my friend at she said “You are 13 you should be able to do this now” and sarcastically, he said, “No I’m 4,” and my teacher said, “No your real age not your mental age...... savage
😂😂😂
666 likes almost messed it up
She should've said "we're talking about age, not IQ!"
_-DAAAMMMNNNN!-_
and*
Student: If we didn't see atoms, that means they don't exist.
Teacher: Have you seen your brain?
Student: No.
Teacher: *That means it doesn't exist.*
SHIT MAN!
Butt Monkey do you know the only problem is? if you crack open someone’s skull you will always see a brain no matter what no matter what you do you will never see “god” because he’s not real
How do you know his not real tho
@@ratface1208 How do u know he is?
@@THEE.apples but how do we all know if he is or not,
“You’re my second favorite student. Everyone else is tied for first.”
*apply cold water to burned area*
Anyone got a bucket
Student: thank God I won't be here for long cause I'm graduating.
Teacher:who told you you were graduating
🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️
Student: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Cool icon.
Starlord I assume?
are you and ari ram related?
Some kid was getting bullied and this popular girl laughed obnoxiously loud like a witch
And our teacher goes, "(her name) it's not Halloween"
The whole class was laughing.
wow Liz
Teachers never stood up for me up until the sixth grade,and until then I had to learn to stand up for myself,I’m always that silent kid in the back of the class,ear pods in,listening to most likely depressed songs, like happy pills,this is home,hey little girl,broken and paralyzed. But when a teacher tested me to see if I was paying attention to their class I’d always get the right answer. I was paying attention but on my own terms
wow Liz
And yes a teacher came up to me and unplugged my head phones once when I forgot my air pod and expected the music to continue playing,it didn’t the song paused and my phone was off since I was on Pandora so I said I forgot my password when she asked what it was,long story short I ended up telling her the music was from 2019 and she wouldn’t be able to tune her hearing aids in since they were from 1901 and the class lost it,she left me alone after that
@@karmaisabitch7819 she's gonna need some ice
@@karmaisabitch7819 yep
@@hotwaterbottles45 don't ruin it
Teacher: “You should wear a helmet to protect the few brain cells you have left”
D A N G G
👌
DAMN
DAMNNN
“Teaching You Feels Like Having A Period”
-That Drama Teacher in 8th Grade
Obviously You Didn’t Have An English Teacher. Your Capitalization Is Horrendous.
@Sauntox A professional educator should not crush someones confidence like that. If you think that's much well think how he felt after the incident.
@Sauntox Well. When you're fucked over royally by someone who's supposed to be guiding and teaching you, you'll know what I'm feeling.
@Sauntox I still am standing behind my words. If a teacher crushes someones dreams like that, they should be stabbed or atleast get the 7 shades of shit kicked out of them.
I personally got that same treatment from everybody back in the day. Now I'm 25 and ready to neck myself cuz there's not a human looking back in the mirror anymore. Life = wasted
@@De_Lirium it aint London
Student: Can I go home to get my papers?
Teacher: Can you go home and stay there?
Oh, that teacher actually liked joking around and loved roasting people, everyone absolutely knows that they’re joking around. They simply like poking fun at students. I mean, it’s your choice if you would like to believe it was real or fake, after all, I never specified if it was real or fake. It isn’t like I have any proof nonetheless. I was just sharing a roast that a teacher used on a student, this is in Grade 6. Sure, there is more roasts, but considering I have terrible memory, I don’t remember other roasts. The student didn’t go home. She only roasted students who actually said they were fine with it. She was known to be roasting people. If someone told the principal, it wouldn’t have much effect as the most of the class will argue with whoever told the principal. (Edit: And nothing will really happen, the class will just hate you.)
If I was the student, I would've looked the teacher in the eyes, shrugged, and said "eh, that's fair, nice one"
Student: It stinks in here
Teacher: It smelled fine until you walked in
Student: its worst class ever
Teacher: that how i feel about seeing you everyday
Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Well that's nice
Ohhjjhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmyyyyyyyggggggooooooddddddd!
What's Sex-ed?!" said sarcastically by a 15 year old in my class.
Science teacher: "Oh it's fine you won't need it for another 20-30 years."
The class was laughing the rest of the lesson
Reddit University roasted
Damm
haha funny
Eh, it is mediocre. Probably because I hear it a lot it is average at this point.
For the rest of the lesson? My class would by snickering for the rest of the year
This was in sixth grade A student was moaning in class so the teacher asked him if he wanted to make those sounds to his mom over the phone
*sixth grade*
Lmao people did that in 4th grade at my school
That's what happened in my Spanish class last year
😂😂😂
@Oofercado me and my friend do that in calss
Student: (Corrects teacher after he makes a mistake) Get on my level
Teacher: Doss it look like I have a shovel
no but you don't need a shovel to make a hill
I would say “does it look like I have a ladder” :D
you shouldve said ''Well i cant since your below me."
@@delbradennisjerue2669 DAMN
gamers he it was nothing just a sleeve trick
A student in my class said " Yo, this class sucks" the teacher's immediate response was "Yeah, and so do your grades."
Student in my class: fortnite is better than english! This class is so boring!
Teacher: unlike fortnite this class you dont have to pay to succeed. Unless you fail, and you're looking at $440 right now ($220 is how much a single semester of a class costs if you fail, for summer school)
both seems made up or unfunny
Simple but Effective
Was that student you? Because it would actually be “Yeah, and so (do) your grades.”
Get this
Student:[Looses assignment again] I don't wanna redo the assignment! What should I do!
Teacher: Practice the phrase "You want fries with that?".
Class: [Stunned silence]
OOHHHHH HOPE THEY DONT BURN
Hi ari
Remember me?
damn... just damn
Sure
I wanted to like but look at the like.... 👌
My teacher: Teaches a lesson with a thick accent and starts laughing
Student: Mocks her laughing
Teacher: You laugh at my accent, I laugh at your grades
Next thing you know he gets a A+ on a pop quiz
we stand with respect
Normal people: Ms.
Text-to-Speech Robot: Milliseconds
When I hear it, I browsed to comments and I found you.
*nailed it*
@kpunkt 🧦
Also Fasaybook
i read this exactly when i heard it
Student: "What's in this (empty) box?"
Teacher: "Your future"
Elijah OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHBBB
Student: *whispers to another student* What time is it?
Teacher: *hears and says* It's time for you to pay attention
1 Student: you’re smart
2 student: what you just called me smart wow
Teacher comes over
Teacher: what is happening over here
2 student: student 1 just called me smart
Teacher: it’s ok student 1 is allowed to make mistakes
DAMN!
OMG I CANT- PFFf
W O A H
Everyone clapped
Wow major burn!
Math teacher said this: "Cameron's girlfriend is like the square root of -100 she's a perfect 10 but nonexistent"
(We get math jokes before big tests)
a negative number can't be a square root
@@makingmanymoneymoves That's why it says _nonexistent_
@@stariopaluwu2180 oh ok
@@makingmanymoneymoves it can, its even existent, they're called imaginary numbers. but its probably only used in science
Oh my god don’t get me started,
So this kid in my class says
“So what if you make a mistake?”
While giving an attitude to the teacher and she says
“I made one already teaching you”
Level of burn: flamethrower
"I can see your parents made one"
@@birkergud7359 OOOOOOOO
Geometry dash Gingertrollet
D A N G G
you got yourself started
real story
Biology teacher asks question to the disobedient student in our class that never listens and messes around in class
Student: *answers correctly*
Teacher: thats great, son
Student: im not your son
Teacher: thank god
I laughed so bloody hard! You just made my afternoon 😂
The burn of that one.
I immediately thought of Hamilton...
@@CrypticCelestii Yes.
Totally real
Teacher: Talking about her favorite tv show Friends
Student who doesn’t know about the show: What’s friends?
Teacher: You would know if you had any
I didn't like that comeback
Somebody was just asking a question of what they didn't know and the teacher decided to roast the student instead of answering
@@zlakdoald yea pretty shitty attitude
Phebe Youn stop being a smart ass
Let the joke happen and don’t say anything just ignore it god,
@@tkeynurse40 dammit you don't need to be so annoying and point it out
Phebe Youn that’s my job my good sir :)
Classmate: *looks out door window*
Classmate: There is a crazy person out there....
Teacher: Why is there a mirror out there?
classmate: sir, your handwriting’s terrible.
teacher: at least i graduated with this handwriting.
Nothing to brag about when everyone passes as long as they turn up to class and hand something in even if wrong.
@@basillah7650 What is this magical school you attend?
@@basillah7650 what country
@@mrpurple11 you too
@@GM.Nobody Argentina 🤷♀️
Teacher: * forgets to give me a privacy folder for test *
Me: "Coach Jiminez, you didn't give me a privacy folder..."
Teacher: "Well I don't think anyone wants to cheat off of you"
entire class died and I ended up not getting a privacy folder
You gotta be at least 20. I vividly remember privacy folders. 😂😂😂
F
Ben *Clank* Simmons 18 here. Used some in elementary school lmao
Ben *Clank* Simmons
Our school still uses privacy folders :/
F to pay respects to the class
Let’s just say this boy is called Zachary,
One random boy: *”Someone Loves Zachary!!!”*
My Teaching Assistant Looks At Him And Goes
*”Probably your mum”*
Then the class just shouts 😂😂
This is more funny than usual since the TA is in her late 60’s 😂
Junior high algebra class
Classmate: (called on to solve a problem) I don't knooooow. I don't remember how to use this formula.
Teacher: We learned this two weeks ago.
Classmate: (long-suffering) Yeah, but that was TWO WHOLE weeks ago.
Teacher: (writes 2+3= on the board) What's this?
Classmate: 5.
Teacher: When did you learn that?
LMFAO XDXD
What a epic burn
OOOF
Student: I flex my muscles in the mirror, they're massive
Teacher: what kind of mirror are you looking in???
Different student: in my world I am perfect
Same teacher: must be a small world then
@Kiwikids O'sullivan
He got no 🆎s
That second one...
Those are both shit no offense
Kinda lame but ok
Hahaha funny joke i funny laughed
A kid said his biggest secret is he's stupid and the teacher was like "that's not a secret"
Well it’s not.......
My story
Teacher: Hey, OP, There is rubbish on your chair
Friend: *stands*
Teacher: It’s gone now
Guy: What’s asexual reproduction?
Science teacher: The only type of reproduction you’ll ever do.
@Insertnamehere ikr #pride
Hello I see our profile pictures match
bisexual gang 😘
Wow I juSt LovE the ColoR Scheme Of yoUr iCon I reLate
Georgia Berry so we gonna talk about the joke itself or we gonna talk about something irrelevant right now
*Student texting in class*
Teacher: Who are u texting ur girlfriend oh wait I forgot u don’t have one
Student: ... it’s my cousin
Teacher: that’s probably the closest you’ll get to girlfriend
Student: I have an important discovery
Teacher: What, you discovered your brain
Teacher: *doesn't look at the students*
Student: *starts barking*
Teacher: *looks at the student* "Your father must be proud of you"
1st reply
Lol
My class as always in our Filipino period.
Barking?
666 likes 😃
"Hey milliseconds."
Text to speech is the gift that keeps on giving.
“Wow teacher you just ended his whole career”
“I would do the same to you but you’ll never have one”
Jesus Christ dude, you fucking killed him
Oooohhh.
So there was this couple everybody knew about and they broke up and I had 1 class with the girl and she was talking back and the teacher said this is why your bf broke up with you
Awwww SHITE
Cold
DAAAAAAMN!
OOF
*_*gasp!*_*
Student: "wars are so f-cked up"
Teacher: *walks into class* "just like your future..."
class: *jungshook* "OOOOOOOH!!"
Student2: "Boi- did he just???"
Teacher: *casually sits down on chair like nothing happened*
Also, this was my history teacher.
XoKimNamjoonXo ARMYYYY
Armyyyyyy yeetttttt
casually puts in jungshook lmao
Armyyy
Hewo btw namjoon stool Jimins jams
7th grade there was this girl in history class who was complaining about breasts in old paintings (?), the teacher just went to her desk and said:
"You jealous?"
The class exploded laughing
Sounds like a one way ticket to a sexual harassment lawsuit nowadays.
LMAOOOO 😭😭
ColorMePointless but what if the teacher was a woman?😏
LMAO
Anti flat earth Anti vegan free pass because society
Student: I could run 100m in 15 seconds
Teacher: what, downhill?
oof size: -1
That's how long it takes the kids in my class to forget how to be quiet
Oof 100
That was badness
Student: hey do you know who joe is?
Teacher: everyone knows that
Also teacher: do you know who is Yuri?
Student: who is yuri?
Teacher: *_YURI-TARDED_*
@@aproe610 bit weird but ok
K-Dub West lol I’ve seen that one
The first that popped up in my head was Yuri from Yuri on Ice lol😂
@@felixsunfinishedstarbucks3455 same 😂
I know this and there is yuri-dopted
Teacher was trying to make the words on a PowerPoint the right size.
Teacher: it's too big
Kid: that's what she said
Teacher: he's never heard those words
Omg
Kid: I’m allergic to school
Teacher: I’m allergic to you
O O O F F
oof
Oof
not even a good one
Kid: Ok I'll stay home for both our health sake
Teacher: Wait, that's illegal.
Nobody:
Text to Speech: *_hey milliseconds_*
So my friend was sleeping in class and my teacher says
“It’s ok, his grades are done anyways”
Common Roast.
that's not a roast
that's a relief
This comment makes me wonder how many times I could've gotten roasted in my sleep and never found out lol
I'll make it short :)
-class is learning-
-student 1 walks inside the classroom to give an announcement-
Student 2: Hi welcome to Chili's
(Reference from a vine)
Teacher: practicing for when your older?
The whole class went wild lmao
once, a guy said to my ss teacher “where’s your career? in the trash!”, and he responded “I guess that’s where you find your grades too.”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Teacher: how did my career get in your IQ??
There was a guy I hate in class.
One day he fell of his chair
Then the teacher asked
*iS tHe FlOor oKaY*
Lmaoooo
Lol 69th like
@@jacksollet9821 Lol no one cares.
Noobly Slang 😂😂please tell me that’s just a crappy joke and your not serious
@@jacksollet9821 that advice applies to you and you only
😂😂😂
One of the kids in my class was bragging about smoking weed a fair bit in our ethics and philosophy class or something like that, and the young female teacher who he always awkwardly flirted with was like 'You know it stunts growth in certain areas right?' Now he was a pretty big kid like tall and shit, and this girl in the back of class started pissing herself and the teacher said 'Glad I could solve that mystery for you.'
Student: *Says roast*
Teacher: *UNO REVERSE CARD*
School at a church.
Student: I'm going to drop out of high school.
Teacher: Well, I guess we'll see you downstairs when we feed the homeless.
Student: blasting music that can be heard across the room
Teacher: you know, it's not sexy to have HEARING AIDS BY THE TIME YOU'RE 30!
Students: [Miss last weeks class]
Teacher: So, where were you two last week?
Students: At the embassy.
Teacher: I see, the embassy of bullshitistan?
Entire class lost it.
today history teacher told us how stan means country
country of bullshit
One of our friends was about to pull out their phone to which one of my others responds jokingly: "He's whipping it out!"
A teacher casually walks past and says: "He wishes"
We all cried laughing
Student: Anyone taking a bath is dirty because you're floating around in your own garbage
Teacher (without looking at him): No.... that only happens to you
That's why there's something else called showers.
but the kid was right, you wash off filth and rinse yourself with the same water??
@@freakygold69 I was always under the impression that you washed off with a bucket of water and soap, and then hopped into the tub to relax/soak.
@@Theo-ev6yu My grandma used to wash her kids like that before showers were a thing, but most people wash and soak in the same water. I'm assuming that teacher did the bucket wash too.
In Japan we wash ourselves then have a relaxing bath.
Student 1: have you noticed that student 2 is so quiet
Teacher: have you noticed student 1 never shuts up
Me: Oops i dropped my binder
Teacher: same with your grades
"well unlike your birthday this math test was planned ahead of time."
Beautiful.
My friend would always say man and other slang like that.
Teacher: (her name) can you come up and answer this question on the board
My friend: ....I- idk man
My teacher: You don’t really have a choice..... man
A kid in a grade ubove me got detention for accidentaly calling a teacher bro and one of my friends just calls her lady.
I had a teacher that made a deal with us that we could roast him if he could roast back. Each person has to sign a contract that said he could do so. One day one of the students that he joked with quite often says something smart, and he turns around and says "well hey I bet your teeth wouldn't be so crooked if you didn't put all that dick in your mouth"
Whole class fucking died laughing. Including the kid.
U guys sign a contract?
I thought minors couldn’t sign valid contracts? The teach could probably get fired for that last roast.
so did i 🤣
sadly oversensitive parents will cause every witty teacher to get fired.
@@nineten9011 the guy was a highly needed AP Calc teacher. Also a former NASA Scientist. So finding a job wasn't too hard for him. He actually ended up leaving to go teach as a college professor.
Roast backfire
A friend in my class picks on one girl because I don’t know
Girl:_____ won’t stop messing with me
Teacher: it’s just because he likes you
A few giggles
Me: in that case he’s in love with you
Class freaks out and teacher turns red hot
Im confusion
@@sarahjailani1682 so the teacher said that the guy was picking on the girl bcs he likes her but op said that he's in love with the teacher bcs he keeps messing with him
@@minadoko9115 oh..alright,thx for the help😅
wheres the burn lol
What burn?
Teacher: Called student to answer a question
Student: muttered "oh shit"
Teacher: "Now's not the time for self-introduction"
Kid*Has muscle spasm*
Teacher: What was that
Kid: I think i had a muscle spasm
Teacher: Don't you need muscle to have a muscle spasm
I don't like that one if the kid actually has muscle spasm
This teacher is just a dick then
What's a muscle spasm?
@@ezioauditore9569 A muscle spasm is a muscle spasm
@@dimplemon7697 yeah but what does a muscle spasm do?
"Mr. M, have you ever cheated on your wife?"
"I'd never do anything to hurt your mother like that [student]"
Without skipping a beat. It was great.
Some guy: you're gay
Student: that's illegal
Teacher: *You're illegal*
Kid: *standing up jumping around*
Teacher: sit down
Kid: ok, the chair is my best friend
Teacher: no it's your only friend, now sit down
@@majazippert7586 You!
Everything that is said on the internet is true. No exceptions
@@majazippert7586 yes it actually did. sadly tho, the teacher got suspended from the school, and then resigned
R04DKILL that teacher was pretty rude if that was true..
Itz SoDah r/whooosh
Funpowder ok thanks I get it now and you spelled it wrong btw
“My handwriting is a bit messy so you may not be able to read it”
“It’s ok, if I can read *insert name* I can read anybody’s”
Student: Hey miss what's it like to be a teacher?
Teacher: What's it like to repeat 8th grade?
Lol my english teacher is so badass. My friend told her that she didn't know how to use spotify
She told him " And your father doesn't know how to use a condom"
Holy sheit
@@wesleyprice2523 ikr and btw she's also a year head of my church school...
That’s kinda fucked up
ooOoOf ShE CalLed HeR A MiStAkEeEe
So we were learning about immigration (you come from another place), emigration (you leave for another place) and migration (go to another place) and a girl was talking too much. My teacher says "Okay, Flávia go outside the door. See, she emigrated, EEEEEEEEE (it's kinda of a YEAAHH in my native language). Now come back, she immigrated, IIIIIIIIIIIIII (an AUGHHH in my native language). Ok now go back outside because I liked not hearing your voice so much" The whole class cried with laughter
That teacher is awesome
Student: I’m losing brain cells in this class
Teacher: you have to have some to begin with
2:11 Simplest yet brutal shutdown I've ever seen
@Josiah Sepulveda "no, but thats only because your too insignificant to have anyone answer questions about you"
@@allofthiswasanexperimentlo9641 dude he just asked a question the question isnt even about him unlike what you said. i know ur trying to be like someone in the video, but please save that for someone who is in the wrong
My story was...
During middle school, one day this girl was late for class. So my math reach yelled “GET TO CLASS AND STOP HUGGING ON BOYS”. I kid you not, the entire hallway burst out screaming
Dayum now thats humiliation at its finest right there.
Eli Mitchell 😂
Student: uhhh i cracked my phone
Teacher: did you try facial recognition.
Student: no why
Class: **laughs**
oh damn a roast and a woooosh
*Teacher:* _* roasts me *_
*Me:* You activated my trap card! _* uses Reverse Uno Card *_
Or no u
I had one teacher SWAT the class
Duchi *teacher whips out uno reverse card* "No u, unfunny dead meme user."
Me: you activated my trap card. (Pulls up camera)
Teacher: shit.
Duchi teacher pulls out his own card
Kid in my class aimed to keep burning the teacher (all in fun) and it was failing but he messed up a question in front of the class and the teacher looked at him said “It is clear why I am teaching you.” And then wrote his name and his own name on the board and placed a tally under his name said Teacher 1 student 0
My enemy: messy desk after lunch
Teacher: Lord if there was a grade for eating I could give you an A+
Everyone dies
You know its fake if someone uses the word "enemy" instead of "peer".
Which is why we are both entirely plastic
_learning about voluntary and involuntary muscles in science_
Girl: _talking_
Teacher: so _girls name_ what kind of muscle is the tongue?
Girl: uh voluntary
Teacher: yes, so I think you must see matron, as you are clearly unable to control it.
(Teacher was a sweetheart, whole class laughed their heads off)
"Well I tell you what, since you can't seem to sit still, why don't you go get me a pint of pigeon milk?"
Not really that savage until you realise, the girl actually left with a pint jar he gave her, then came back after an hour with the startling realisation that pigeons don't lactate, and that they're hard to catch.
Pigeons do lactate, they're actually the only birds that do apart from ostriches 😊
@@ed07722 At the time this happened, that was still being debated lmao - besides which I don't think they have nipples? Which is what she woulda gone for had she actually caught a pigeon.
... Actually ya know what, she was dumb, she'd try to milk a bull if someone told her it was a heifer.
@@apoccooking4364 If she had half a brain she would just put normal milk in there from the school canteen.
The main reason he would have told her to do it because it would have been funny to see the slow kid trying to catch a pigeon due to her not being smart enough to throw down food to catch it and they would not all be female as well.
@@basillah7650 If she had half a brain - key word being "if" lmaoooo
But honestly the school kept the cafeteria locked when it wasn't in use, so she'd have had to pick the locks. Which she probably could have, honestly a average cheap padlock isn't that hard, but at the same time she wasn't bright enough to figure out what can be used as a lockpick... Even though she always had bobby pins...
And yeah I guess that woulda been funny to watch? But the area didn't actually have that many pigeons, plus we were in the basement so yeah not the greatest view of the parking lot. Rip. I think he just wanted her to leave so she wouldn't be a distraction.
@@apoccooking4364 i don't it's truly milk, just a substance similar to it, and it comes from their throat
DISCLAIMER I DONT KNOW SHIT I'M 12
Student: **gets near teacher**
Teacher: Get a diet.
There was one where we were doing a math test, we would switch classrooms depending on how skilled we were, the teacher said, “You’ll have Smarties to eat during the test.”
A kid replied, “What if I’m not smart?”
Teacher replies, “Then I’ll give you a dum-dum.”
There was this girl in our class who was known to be promiscuous. Very much so.
One day in our Literature class, the teacher is making us read from a book. He makes one student read a passage, then another student, and so on.
After someone is done, the teached points towards said girl and says "Mary, you're next." She replies, "teacher, I'm not Mary." Without missing a beat, the teacher apologises, points towards an sculpture of Virgin Mary and says "Sorry, I confused you with the virgin. Please read the next passage."
The entire classroom burst out laughing.
BB Hoody lmao, hi snowflake. How’s life?
BB Hoody Lmaooo! That’s sad because your parents haven’t teach you about that adult can do anything to child because child need a shitty punish when they were being bitch LIKE you, hun. Now go to study on your shit
BB Hoody lmao, you’re actually hilarious. You should go into comedy 😂
Oh I have one!
Kid in my maths class: Uh teacher I’m stuck
Teacher: What in Life or in Maths?
Kid: .....No in Maths....
Teacher: Oh ok then
Proceeds to help stuck kid
@Cody Engelke same
dammmmmmmmmmmmmm
I've seen it the other way round
Teacher: You don't know how to do your work!
Student: Well that's two of us already
This year a girl in my class was asked how she answered a math question she said," Because I'm smart." As a joke and my teacher responds with, "Its not good to tell lies."
Teacher: See the thing in the trash that is-
Oof: What is this?
Teacher: Oof’s work
Everyone else: XD
*lol is now in the chat*
One time my friend walked into the class room and asked what we were doing and without hesitating my teacher said “your mom”
True story:
My 8th grade math teacher roasted one of my old friends with a rap. Some of my teacher's lines in it were:
"You gonna fail, and goin' to jail"
"Where your grades at? You don't got none! And you're gonna be here while I'm with your mom"
He was one of those teachers that tried to act like kids nowadays, and was funny anyways because of other jokes of his
For me, this is how I remember the conversation going like;
Student: Earlier, my sister kicked me where the sun ain’t supposed to shine.
Teacher: Did she need a magnify glass to do so?
Note, this is how I think it went, but this was a while ago so I’m not sure.
"Ms. Jeffereys, Alex called me a tattletale!"
"Well it's because u are one!" That was some real shit in 3rd grade
The kid: making a “it’s not a phase Mom” joke.
Teacher without realizing she said it under her breath: i really hope it is..
Student: 20
Teacher: Is that your IQ or your age?
Everyone started to laugh. The teacher was like 60 years old.
Teacher: * holds up a 30cm ruler *
Guy: that's too long
Teacher: speak for yourself
*Girl laughs*
Teacher:I’m not sure you know what this is but I was playing Red Dead Redemption yesterday and I killed a turkey. The sound it made sounded exactly like your laugh.
That teacher is pretty horrible, you should never comment about a person's laugh because it'll just make them self conscious about being happy! If there's a reason to burn her, then I'm sorry for judging without consideration but that's mean.
Claryes Ellen yo chill it’s a roast it’s meant to be offensive
@@androphonomaniacboi2913 It seemed like it was done for no reason though....
Claryes Ellen you are a sad pure little child, and you have my pity.
@@thecreatorofpc7929 I.... don't know if to feel insulted or complimented.
Girls randomly talking about driving: yeah, im 16 and can drive.
Teacher: oh what a coincidence, your test right here. OoOf, looks like one more 6th grade year for you.
Missed the rest of the week
*"GET YOUR GINGER PUBES OUT OF MY FCKING CLASSROOM" **8:44*
i think i died.
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