Here's a cute one.- At 17 years old I got kicked out of my house. I had nowhere to go. I texted the only person I thought would give me a place to crash. He drove over, picked me up, and brought me to his apartment. I had been crying for a solid 2 or 3 hours, and I was exhausted. I fell asleep on his bed, as he had said he would sleep on the couch. I woke up to him beside me while watching netflix or something(I don't really remember that detail.) I heard him pause the video and sigh heavily. I shut my eyes as he leaned over, probably checking if I was awake. I heard him whisper," You're so beautiful. My God, you're gorgeous, funny, and so smart. I just hope that one day you'll give me a chance to show you that I can be good to you." This continued for a minute more before he turned back to his laptop. We get married in May.
Heres mine: It was Christmas Eve. I wasnt pretending to sleep, but I was falling asleep, when I overheard my then boyfriend whispering with my mom (who is too damn loud for her own good lol). She "whispers" "oh *insert boyfriend's name* its beautiful! Are you nervous?" And that was when I knew he was going to propose. Sure enough, Christmas morning I'm in the bathroom trying to use cold water to shake off the nerves of what was to come. He did beautifully, its was so sweet, and he cried the whole question. I do wish it had been more of a surprise, but I was honestly too thrilled he was finally asking lmao. We're getting married next this upcoming May. I'm scared and beyond excited 😅. Edit: No, he doesn't know that I knew. I'll take that to my grave 😅
@String Cheese lmfao this actually made cry laughing. What makes it even funnier, is my mom is a milf. So much so I would never bring over guys to my house 🤣. Thankfully, the idea of my mother is pretty repulsing to him. One day I made a dirty joke about my mom and he literally gagged. Only time I think I've ever been happy I look nothing like her 🤣
My bf at the time whispered "I love you", thinking I was asleep. Might not seem like a big deal except it was the first time he'd ever said it to me. If he'd been cuddling me a little closer he'd have felt my heartrate accelerate, as I loved him too but was too shy to say. He tried it again when I was clearly awake and I pretended to be surprised and overjoyed, but I knew. :)
a couple months ago my bf at the time and i spent the night together in the back of his car. we both fell asleep and i woke up the next morning to him rubbing my back, running his hands through my hair, and kissing me on the forehead. i pretended to be asleep so he would keep doing it and it was literally the cutest thing every
I once pretended to sleep at a sleepover, they started talking about me. One of them said she wished i wouldn’t habe been invited and that she actually doesn’t even like me, every one agreed with her... even my best friend. I then stood up, took my bag and left with no words.
I was 15 and in my first real relationship and we had been together for about a year. I had fallen asleep briefly, but woke up. He didn't know I had woken up yet and I overheard him with my best friend. He was pouring his heart out to her and tell her how lucky he was to have me and was so afraid that I would eventually leave him. Just listening to him and her both talk about how I was such an important person in their lives. At 15 years old, it was the best feeling ever, because I was so in love with him as well. Sadly, our relationship ended because of addiction. I tried to help him through it, but I couldn't watch him continuously kill himself any longer. Happy ending though, he did eventually sober up and is doing well. While we never got back together and both of us are happily married, I will always have that memory.
Nope xD I’m always sleeping on the couch and my dad is always carrying me in my bed and after I wake up and I’m like *SH*T WHY DID HE?! THE COUCH WAS SO COMFY*
tip: if you're wearing headphones keep them on silent and nod your head to the (fake ) jam. the people having a conversation in the same room will think you're not listening, and you will hear everything they say.
I was asleep at a party. Two friends that had been crushing on each other for about a year came into the room and started to make out. It started to get hot and heavy. I had a few thoughts, “oh my god! Finally! I’m so happy for them” “Wait, are they gonna have sex, oh no.” “Wait, she is a lot more drunk than he is” “Oh god no, I don’t know what to do!” A few minutes into their encounter I think before anything goes to the next level he says “I think you’re a bit to drunk, I don’t wanna take advantage of you”. She says “Yeah, I’m to drunk for this. We should stop” I say “Same” The silence in the room before we all broke out laughing felt like forever. I’ll never live down having to explain that I didn’t want to be a c*ck block but at the same time didn’t want to be in that situation. She was really grateful I spoke up in the end.
I was once in a similar situation, where we were 3 people (2 guys and a girl) sharing a relatively small bed after a night out. That shit happened and I tried to ignore it, but I just couldn’t take it at one point and was like “Fuck you guys. I think I’d rather sleep on the fucking floor!”
Not talking, but still interesting I was staying round my best friends house and I was half asleep in the living room. I then hear tapping on the floor and I realise it’s her cat, so I relax a bit. About 10 seconds later I hear this super loud MEOW right in my ear. Turns out the cat came and sat next to me and was meowing in my ear. Not the nicest thing to hear at 2am
When I was a kid something like that happened to me as well. We were looking after my uncle's puppy when he was away. It woke me up at like 3-4am, It looked so cute so I couldn't resist and hugged it lol. We slept that way that night, it was so warm and comfortable
The most interesting thing I heard when I was *almost* asleep was my motherly friend comparing me to a caterpillar after accidentally stumbling over my sleeping bag.
I was pretending to be asleep when my husband had some friends over. I could hear them talking clearly since the walls aren't thick. I heard: Guy1: "So is the pregnancy killing the mood for you?" Guy2: "Ooh shoot yeah. My wife was a badger when she was pregnant. No cuddling or nothing." Husband: "Nah she's still my beautiful angel. The cravings get freaky but I wouldn't trade her for the world."
i pretended i was asleep in the backseat of my friend’s car while he was talking with another of my friends in the front seat, he asked my other friend to take care of me when he leaves for university. he was one of my only friends who knew how deeply depressed i was at that point and hearing him care so much about me really hit me.
earl burns at some time in everyone’s life one must learn how to be an especially greasy 3rd wheel. This goes for hanging around and being the wheel and also rolling away smoothly when the time of awkwardness begins
Lol this cracked me up. I enjoy it too. The listening, not the voyeurism. It’s a very good way to find out the truth about people and the universe in general
Pretending to sleep while people hook up mere feet away / hooking up while your roomie “sleeps” is the very essence of living in a college dorm. Then you get so desensitized to it you start to stop caring if people see you doing it. And later, when you’ve wised up, there is shame, lots and lots of shame
I hate that shit. It's so disrespectful. If you ever have sex while someone else is "asleep" just know that other person is always fully aware 😂. My friend tried pulling that shit, I called her out the next morning
I once didn’t really pretend, but we were in the school theatre after watching a movie thingy and I was kinda dozen off, you couldn’t see me from the front room, when I woke up I heard the teachers talking about a problem student and how his dads death fucked him up, but it was well deserved. He’s a nice kid from personal experience, been friends for around 10 years, his dad was an amazing man too. This really chocked me, those teachers were later fired for attempt of getting innocent students expelled
”I felt like i was gonna ruin it so i helped him get laid by pretending to be asleep” BRO 100 :Edit why did I get this many likes xD thanks so much :edit 2 spelling
It wasn't sleep, but one time I was in a (college) class and we weren't really sure if the teacher had dismissed us, he didn't say, so everyone was just kind of standing around waiting for him to come back from the office. I just kind of turned to the guy I sat beside and said "yeah I'm leaving, text me if I miss something" and he was kind of shocked because I was a Good Kid. He asked if I was sure I wasn't going to wait with them and I said "yeah dude I'm hungry, he can call me out next class, I don't care" and he died laughing and just waved as I left.
"When i attempted suicide at 13"... Sooo we're all just gonna ignore this?? Okay. Edit: bruh , my phone stops working for a few months and this comment blows up. I was only surprised because I didn't see any other comments about it.
I was in love with my best friend and when she'd fall asleep I'd profess my love for her and whisper sweet nothings to her. Turns out she was awake for most of it, I found that out years later. We're together now❤
Mom (In the hallway): "Where the hell is anon? I'm gonna beat his ass!" Mom (In my room) "Never mind, he's asleep, guess I'll beat 'em later." Me, who was pretending to be asleep: O_O
@@mamaluigi1438 Damn that's facts right thier. It's that same thing with my brother and mother. My brother eats cheetos like cocaine addict sniffs cocaine. He already had to go to the doctor bc his stomach is starting to leak and he had to have surgery. My mom still buys cheetos for him.😤
MY PHAT ASS SELF WOULD HAVE WALKED UP TO THAT DUDE AND WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE ,"BITCH YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY FAMILY YOU GONNA HAVE A FIGHT! 'CAUSE IM NOT DEALIN WITH YO SHIT!!!"
I was half asleep and I heard my mum telling my sister that she thinks I'm stupid. I just said : "You guys do realize that I can hear you" The look on their faces was priceless, but it did hurt a lot.
I remember when I was younger and moving to Germany to live with my (now) husband, my family thought I was asleep in my bedroom and proceeded to loudly talk about me in the living room. My door was cracked and they speak loudly. My family said how they couldn’t wait to be rid of me, and how the family never felt right since I was adopted, and how the only thing that sucks would be that I wouldn’t be there to be a caregiver to the older members of the family and how they wouldn’t have my income anymore. In the end they said they couldn’t wait for me to be gone and that they never really liked me, but had me there for the government money while I was growing up. While they were talking, I had put on clothes, packed a suitcase, and lived with a friend until I went to Germany. I told them I heard everything when I was on the way out, and I’d be sure to cut off the electricity since I was the one paying for it since I had JUST turned 18. I called the company to cut the electricity and just went on my way. Now my family messages me telling me to come back almost daily. Dodged a bullet with those people.
Not so much heard as I did read. My dad came to give me a hug goodnight while i was "asleep" and layed next to me. He turned his back and got on his phone and I saw he texted "I love u too" to a woman that was not my mom. I told my mom and it turns out he was cheating. TL;DR I caught my dad cheating before my mom did and let her know.
I'm not completely sure if my father is cheating on my mom but he is all day texting a woamn that i know they use no love emojies just texts and i see that they text in a suspicious way they care for each other a lot that's cheeky for me i don't want to tell my mom because i don't want any trouble and that's going to brake my heart since he was the best dad ever he treat me like a best friend and i don't want this family to brake but i'm 100℅ sure that he doesn't cheat on her cuz he is a religious person not that a lot but still he knows what's good and bad
Here's mine: alright so I let my boyfriend come over like a week or two ago? and we were watching a movie but i feel asleep halfway through on his shoulder. don't know how long I slept before I woke up. he was on a phone call and i didn't want to interrupt so I pretended I was still asleep, waiting until he was done. turns out he's on the phone with his best friend talking about how he wants my boyfriend to come over and play games. my boyfriend then replied "I'm at her place. I can't come over," and I felt bad because I don't want him to feel that way? who knows what his friend says but my boyfriend says, "I'll try coming next time, but not now. I can't wait to see this when I wake up next to her when we are married. This is just a preview." and I tried so hard not to cry holyfuck. but yeah. that happened :(
I heard my sisters fiance crying to their roommates because he realized he was gay and didn't want to be mean. Was awkward but kept pretending to sleep.
One time after drinking with friends, we were all sitting around in bed and I got sleepy and passed out in my friend's lap. When I woke up, I heard him saying "I will protect this one forever". Honestly it was so sweet that I pretended to be asleep just so he won't get embarrased
I was at this sleepover last year with good friends, but I still had very very strong trust issues and would go complete "survival mode" when sleeping anywhere else but home (even though I felt safe with everyone in the room). So I would barely sleep at night, sit in a corner of the room and go on and off sleep for the whole night. And at some point in the morning, the girl who was hosting us woke up, saw me sitting in my corner all wrapped up in my hoodie, and put a blanket over me. I was conscious and it just gave me the best feeling in the world. I was pretty near rock bottom in my life, we all were tbh, and just feeling cared for... anyway, I always wanted to thank her but never had the courage to do it, and now because of some shit (almost entirely my fault) I will surely never have the occasion to do so. Will never forget it though. Axelle, if you read this...
I was sleeping in my class as usual when I suddenly heard my teacher scolding another student who always skips class or the school all together more than his attendances if he even have any. I guess she either pointed or looked at me because I heard her said: Look at (my name)! Even though this block head would sleep all the time, he has the highest attendance in this class and even kept average scores in most exams ( Except math because I hate math ). You on the hand can’t even last a single day without skipping classes and would always fails every damn exam ! This guy could pass most exams in his sleep so you don’t really have much excuses for failing every topic. I want you to fix this behavior or I will make sure to arrange a meeting with your parents and the principal ! If your parents doesn’t wish to cooperate either, I’ll make sure you’ll get here escorted by the polices !
I'm actually afraid of falling asleep with other ppl around bc of all the times I had, ppl just showed me videos in the morning of them messing with my unconsious body
I remember going to summer camp and waking up duct taped to the top bunk. They showed me pictures of them posing around me while I slept taped to the bed. There was one kid who thought the whole thing was _hilarious_ until they tried it on him. He didn't find it so funny then. I was actually trying to sleep when they did it, so all I heard was a yelp, a bunkbed creaking, and then a fleshy thud against the concrete floor of the cabin. Guy jumped straight off the top bunk. Referred to him as the 'skydiving ginger' for the rest of camp.
Cloak N Dagger I was sleeping over at my cousins house and she had a few friends over, she also had marshmallows. Me being about 10-11 at the time fell asleep way before they did and I woke up to my face being crunchy and sticky. I was confused and washed it off when they showed me the videos/pictures of them smearing melted marshmallows on my face 😅
It was a school morning and I had awoke too early, trying to fall asleep I heard my mom on the phone say "I don't know how we'll tell her..." My heart instantly stopped as I knew, I just knew. She then continued to say "..(our dog's name) died.." I didn't go to school that day.
I remember when I was trying to fall asleep in class(it was the end of the year and I had all my work done for the day anyway) and I overheard this one girl say “omg *my name* looks so adorable when she’s asleep” and that same girl proceeded to get people in the class to look at me. I ended up opening my eyes to see like 3 people looking at my which honestly seems a bit creepy now that I think about it 😂😂
When I was a kid I'd stay up waaay past my bedtime to 'live' in the imaginary world in my head where I was someone else hanging out with the main characters from kids next door. (I now mainly lucid dream because doing this for so long got me in the habit of taking the imaginary world into my sleep, so now normal dreams for me are rare and when they do happen I realize they're dreams so my brain just dreams if nothing but the color black like someone's turned off a tv) But every night my mom came in to check up on me and my sister whom I shared a room with. So I would always fake sleep, and when she was done checking me to make sure I was alive she kissed my forehead. Everytime she did that I grinned. After like a week of this she pulled my dad into the room to show him how I'd smile in my sleep after she kissed my forehead. I later got caught but I still think about how cute that moment was.
Fuck. Same, same everything you say,I'm stuck with this habit, literally i can't stop, I sleep when I'm tired which is evry school day, but sometimes i still imagining whole night and then sleep and wake up after 2-3 hours. I khow that teenager should sleep at least 8-9 hours but I don't feel tired.
I once had a sleepover with 5 of my friends. Late at night only two of them and I are still awake quietly talking. I pretended to fall asleep and heard them talking and saying "is she really asleep?" and stuff like that. About 5-10 minutes later I quietly chimed in to the convo they were having and scared the crap out of both of them. 10/10 would do again
Heres a story; So it was recess as usual after recess it was math (this was when I was grade 2) And I pretended to sleep cuz I hate math and my classmate said "Teacher should I wake him up? its time for math. Teacher replied with "Hes already smart let him rest" I felt so happy.
My mom is a labour and delivery nurse at Baylor hospital. She had a still birth with my brother at 37 weeks and didn’t want to see him when the opportunity presented itself. I was in the car one night with my siblings and we were all asleep. I was the only one pretending. My parents were talking and my dad asked my mom about her day at work. She told him that she went into a patient’s room and she wasn’t there. She heard crying from the bathroom and so she went to see what was up. She walked into the bathroom and saw the woman on the toilet with her baby in a plastic bag. The woman was 16 weeks early and the baby obviously didn’t make it. She told my dad that the situation reminded her of my brother and that one of her biggest regrets is not meeting him. She then started to cry. I love you so much momma and everything’s okay. 💛
Had a sleepover at a girl's house who was a really bad friend. I don't know why I hung out with her, I didn't really have many other friends but anyway. She was older than me by a few years and she had another one of her friends stay over that was her age. I must have been around 12 they were 15-16. The whole night consisted of my "friend" bullying me to seem cool in front of the other girl (she was popular). At some point during the night she started pushing me thinking it was funny and the other girl started filming on her blackberry with a funny voice filter she was telling us to keep it going and fake fight. So we'd push one an other for a bit but then she started actually pushing hard and she smacked my hat off my head. So I got mad, semi picked her up and shoved her over a coffee table. She landed on her bookshelf behind and a ton of stuff fell off and hit her so she got pissed. I later went to bed while they stayed up. I woke up some time later and I hear her snickering with the other girl talking behind my back in the living room. Saying I was a dumb little kid, she's forced to hang out with me etc. (she'd call me to come over) and she was plotting to pee in my face, the rest was mumbles. So she comes into the room, I keep my eyes closed and pretend to sleep & she hovers over my head and pulls her pants down and right as her pants come off I cunt punt her, she faceplants and of course gets pissed off again. She ended up going to bed after we got into a fight, I couldn't fall back asleep so I hang out with the other girl and we ended up becoming friends and ditching the other girl. Other friend was also a dick but it took me 7 years to burn that bridge.
Emily Hill because they were in love or thought they were in love. Problems do occur during relationships and marriages. People can’t predict the future, so at the moment, they love that person, but their plans and views can conflict with each other. No one knows what will happen in the future. We don’t know if we’ll love one person for the rest of our lives or if we’ll start loving someone else.
As a kid, I heard my aunts saying the grossest jokes I’ve ever heard. I tried not to laugh because I didn’t want them to know I was awake, and that I understood the jokes. Lol
I once heard my dad yell at my mom ,”HOW COULD YOU??!!” And then my mom crying. Turns out, my mom had been in a relationship with someone recently, and they had posted it in Facebook. Dad wasn’t home in the morning. I knew what happened, but I still asked, “where’s dad?” “He’s getting milk from the store”
Why is everyone having sex with their sleeping friends in the room? Why have I not been taking advantage of this scenario!?! WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!?!
I'm a bit of a lightweight with alcohol so at a small party I layed on the couch with my eyes closed as everything settled down. I heard my brother talking to our friend about how much he hates having to take me everywhere with him and that my parents buy his gas in exchange for getting me out of the house. He was sitting right next me.
My dad on my 17th bday, said "celebrating your bday?, what are you 5?" And he said "happy bday champ" and kissed me while i was pretending to sleep after playing phone at 2 am
3:17 God that one hits close to home. Not the exact conversation being overheard, but the realization of a partner trying/wanting to get out of a relationship and then being stuck, (because of children, or living together/shared money etc .) in an awful position where you know the truth and just watch your significant other just carry on acting, going thru the motions, and lying to your face everyday... the worst
I just wanted to share a story: When I was a kid (around 7-9), I would normally wake up 10 or 11 in the morning, but I woke up earlier than usual. I then pretended to sleep since I was too lazy to get up and my mom and her sister (my aunt obviously) was talking about one deep subject. You see, my uncle (which is their brother) was dead, and I didn't know of the reason because they said I was still too young. They first said that he died because he felt dizzy and just died when he fainted. But when I eavesdropped they talked about how he really died. He was trying to protect his date when they were at a restaurant because some burglars and serial killers were there robbing the restaurant, being a good man my uncle was he tried to protected his date asif there's no tomorrow but his date just pushed him down which caused him to trip and left him there and ran away. He got stabbed into his heart until he died. And I'm telling you, I was shook as heck because they were cursing the girl
I did fall asleep but woke up but faked that I was still asleep (I was asleep on my bf's lap) he grabbed my hand and placed a few kisses on the back of it and softly said 'I love you' to me MY HEART
Waking up after a party to hear your friends talk to your brother about how you have issues and need to stop drinking at age 15 is a wakeup call and a half
When I was in 5th grade there was this girl in my class that for some reason never seemed to like me. It just so happened for one of our week long field trips we had to share a room. She still avoided me and would pull faces if we made eye contact but on like the 3rd night we were there I had decided to go to bed first while the other 2 roommates plus the girl stayed up to chat. It usually takes me a while to fall asleep so after about an hour of me just laying with my eyes closed and listening into their conversation I hear the girl say, "She's really cute when she sleeps." I. Was. Shook. Like this girl hates me yet just said that I looked cute!? The other girls had chimed in and ranted about how I was shy but down to earth. For the rest of the trip after that the girl stopped being so mean and actually pulled a smile once and a while.
I remember once my family went to go to a restaurant, includeing my, my sister, my brother, my mom, and my dad. It was really late and my sister fell asleep and I was kinda sleepy too so I decided to close my eyes and rest. (We were in the car on the way back home) I was awake, just resting with my eyes closed and I heard my mom say to my brother "your the favriote, you have always been the favriote". I've never had my self confidence drop that los
I was at a camp as a teenager with a bunch of my dads friends, my dad was sleeping but I overheard one of my dads friends, a training officer for the RCMP to a cadet “you’re 21 and going to be in the rcmp you can’t be dating a 15 year old”.
Okay, a distant uncle from a long time ago told me this story. He once was pretending to go to sleep, his mom and grandma were talking, but he didn’t understand cause they were talking in Tagalog. (A filipino dialect) He only heard a few words, but it might’ve a lie because apparently he remember some words of the conversation. Later in his life he studied the language, then it hit him that he was adopted. I haven’t seen him in 4 years, I wonder where he is now.
I was fake sleeping and my dad sleeps in the next room so I can hear everything he says. So while I was fake sleeping my dad was screaming and crying. I later found out that he was crying and screaming because my mom had died.
That's really sad dude, but your mom already died, just keep doing what you are doing even if you miss her sometimes, because having someone who gave birth to you and died taking care of you expects you to be succesful. So take advantage of life if you see an opportunity
Same actually it disgusted me so much they also talked about it like nasty stuff in front of me or at night or when they would argue they were saying stuff like "we don't fuck, i hate fucking with you" they thought I was alseep now I never wanna do this in my life thanks parents.
I pretended to sleep in the car and my sisters and parents were talking about how they expect so much of me and i always deliver and how grateful they are to have a little sister and ugh i cried dude it made me so happy
"People who have pretended to fall asleep, what is something you heard?" Well, I've heard that my parent(s) were saying that they wanted to get rid of me at age 4 (I was 6) to an adoption.. And that they are saying I was a mistake and they hate me.. So yeah, there's that for ya
I was about 10, and this girl and I had a sleepover. I pretended to fall asleep, and since she thought I was asleep she started kissing me Another time I faked sleep was when I was 9 or so, and I had a sleepover with my mate. He thought I was sleeping so he decided to do push ups, then he kissed his biceps and I revealed myself as being awake It was pretty funny
They were talking about how they hid some money from me.
I hear where it is so I try to go find it.
It was a trap.
We've being tricked we've being backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled
What was the trap?
WHAT WAS THE TRAP
@@Rallygrade Ah yes, Thailand. Summer of 1987. I too was "trapped" in a similar manner. Not fun, H Man. Not fun at all.🤮
@@JuanCruz-un9jy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here's a cute one.-
At 17 years old I got kicked out of my house. I had nowhere to go. I texted the only person I thought would give me a place to crash. He drove over, picked me up, and brought me to his apartment. I had been crying for a solid 2 or 3 hours, and I was exhausted. I fell asleep on his bed, as he had said he would sleep on the couch. I woke up to him beside me while watching netflix or something(I don't really remember that detail.) I heard him pause the video and sigh heavily. I shut my eyes as he leaned over, probably checking if I was awake. I heard him whisper," You're so beautiful. My God, you're gorgeous, funny, and so smart. I just hope that one day you'll give me a chance to show you that I can be good to you." This continued for a minute more before he turned back to his laptop.
We get married in May.
oh my- thats so cute
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS.
That's nice!
Omg this is SO cute
Wow
OKAY BUT THE GIRLFRIEND SLEEPIJG AND THE BOYFRIEND TALKING AB HOW HE WANTS TO MARRY HER IS SO CUTE
ikr
Yeah
#relatable
That was too freaking adorable
And his bud
“One of them sneezed about 15 minutes into it and I reply bless you! They stop 10/10 would do again!”
Lmao!
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4:25 plot twist, it wasn’t a joke and her mum was trying to cover it up
Meg 501 that’s fucked 😂
Possibly true.
Emo Tea exactly my guess, maybe she just tricked her because she was a kid
@@Modum.1 yep
Meg 501 lmao ikr
I once pretended to be asleep and heard a boy next to me say "i swear there's a demon inside her"
En Kerro rude
@@itzpurplegirl Why? That's funny
Monika Witek oh never mind I re read it. I get the meaning now, (snoring).
Haha, don’t worry, a demon is inside of me too.
I’m an elephant
Heres mine:
It was Christmas Eve. I wasnt pretending to sleep, but I was falling asleep, when I overheard my then boyfriend whispering with my mom (who is too damn loud for her own good lol). She "whispers" "oh *insert boyfriend's name* its beautiful! Are you nervous?" And that was when I knew he was going to propose. Sure enough, Christmas morning I'm in the bathroom trying to use cold water to shake off the nerves of what was to come. He did beautifully, its was so sweet, and he cried the whole question. I do wish it had been more of a surprise, but I was honestly too thrilled he was finally asking lmao. We're getting married next this upcoming May. I'm scared and beyond excited 😅.
Edit: No, he doesn't know that I knew. I'll take that to my grave 😅
Congratulations.
That's so cute😍! Congratulations
@String Cheese lmfao this actually made cry laughing. What makes it even funnier, is my mom is a milf. So much so I would never bring over guys to my house 🤣. Thankfully, the idea of my mother is pretty repulsing to him. One day I made a dirty joke about my mom and he literally gagged. Only time I think I've ever been happy I look nothing like her 🤣
@@Simona-ld5kn thank you!!! 😊
@@meow97 thank you! 😋
My bf at the time whispered "I love you", thinking I was asleep. Might not seem like a big deal except it was the first time he'd ever said it to me. If he'd been cuddling me a little closer he'd have felt my heartrate accelerate, as I loved him too but was too shy to say.
He tried it again when I was clearly awake and I pretended to be surprised and overjoyed, but I knew. :)
@lil pøtatø queen :/ We were getting in a lot of arguments after we started living together. Nothing super dramatic. We're still friends.
I SHIP
Jamyria Robertson they broke up-
Holy shit. I want that
a couple months ago my bf at the time and i spent the night together in the back of his car. we both fell asleep and i woke up the next morning to him rubbing my back, running his hands through my hair, and kissing me on the forehead. i pretended to be asleep so he would keep doing it and it was literally the cutest thing every
I once pretended to sleep at a sleepover, they started talking about me.
One of them said she wished i wouldn’t habe been invited and that she actually doesn’t even like me, every one agreed with her... even my best friend.
I then stood up, took my bag and left with no words.
Its good that you heard them.
I'd cry but honestly
I'd also be glad bc now I know they're not genuine
How did they react??
Damn dude that sucks
Dang...
I was 15 and in my first real relationship and we had been together for about a year. I had fallen asleep briefly, but woke up. He didn't know I had woken up yet and I overheard him with my best friend.
He was pouring his heart out to her and tell her how lucky he was to have me and was so afraid that I would eventually leave him. Just listening to him and her both talk about how I was such an important person in their lives. At 15 years old, it was the best feeling ever, because I was so in love with him as well.
Sadly, our relationship ended because of addiction. I tried to help him through it, but I couldn't watch him continuously kill himself any longer.
Happy ending though, he did eventually sober up and is doing well. While we never got back together and both of us are happily married, I will always have that memory.
Oh my gosh that just brightened my day
So I'm crying thanks ❤️
Idk if this is a happy or sad story tbh
@@ruggedwrld30 Bittersweet
Aight kay
Am I the only one that would pretend to be asleep to get carried to bed as kid?
Nope
I never did that because whenever I pretended to be sleeping I fell asleep :P
Meh
Nope xD I’m always sleeping on the couch and my dad is always carrying me in my bed and after I wake up and I’m like *SH*T WHY DID HE?! THE COUCH WAS SO COMFY*
The absolute peak of my childhood 😂 I would also pretend to fall asleep at the table so I wouldn't have to eat my food (I was a picky child)
Sleeping is the human's best defense mechanism against other humans.
ye no
Ok I completely agree.
Aight then Kirishima
@@joselaw6669 please don't project your familial problems on me and go see a therapist/the police 🙃
Dion Berg true
Not a person, and I don't sleep but..
Alien gang 👽
99.9% of Reddit
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
tip: if you're wearing headphones keep them on silent and nod your head to the (fake ) jam.
the people having a conversation in the same room will think you're not listening, and you will hear everything they say.
Incognito 2.0
Asya Atagül Aww 😞 that’s sad...
All the time..
@Asya Atagül same...and together with some of my relatives lol
Sneak 100
I was asleep at a party. Two friends that had been crushing on each other for about a year came into the room and started to make out. It started to get hot and heavy. I had a few thoughts, “oh my god! Finally! I’m so happy for them” “Wait, are they gonna have sex, oh no.” “Wait, she is a lot more drunk than he is” “Oh god no, I don’t know what to do!”
A few minutes into their encounter I think before anything goes to the next level he says “I think you’re a bit to drunk, I don’t wanna take advantage of you”. She says “Yeah, I’m to drunk for this. We should stop” I say “Same”
The silence in the room before we all broke out laughing felt like forever. I’ll never live down having to explain that I didn’t want to be a c*ck block but at the same time didn’t want to be in that situation. She was really grateful I spoke up in the end.
Awwww, that's so sweet! How did it work out in the end?
😂😂💀
Life lesson: if some random shit is going down around you,
*FAKE SLEEP*
@@ABRXZER you had 2 nieces at 9 years old? damn
@@ABRXZER that’s fucking gross
T-Reddx
Works for bears
こんにちは that’s fucking disgusting
When you're 9 but your brother is 27
No one seized the moment to make a power move except the "bless you" guy. Smh
that shit KILLED ME LMFAOOO
The Look I Get From Girls honestly if i was in a good situation like that to do so i would
I was once in a similar situation, where we were 3 people (2 guys and a girl) sharing a relatively small bed after a night out. That shit happened and I tried to ignore it, but I just couldn’t take it at one point and was like “Fuck you guys. I think I’d rather sleep on the fucking floor!”
@_ ᒍᑌᔕTᗩᕼᗰEᗪ Yeay... But something came out of it I guess, since they are expecting a kid now.
Not talking, but still interesting
I was staying round my best friends house and I was half asleep in the living room. I then hear tapping on the floor and I realise it’s her cat, so I relax a bit. About 10 seconds later I hear this super loud MEOW right in my ear. Turns out the cat came and sat next to me and was meowing in my ear. Not the nicest thing to hear at 2am
lornaaa xo oh noo😂😂
ArianaMoonlight 😂
Hahaha 😂😂
When I was a kid something like that happened to me as well. We were looking after my uncle's puppy when he was away. It woke me up at like 3-4am, It looked so cute so I couldn't resist and hugged it lol. We slept that way that night, it was so warm and comfortable
The most interesting thing I heard when I was *almost* asleep was my motherly friend comparing me to a caterpillar after accidentally stumbling over my sleeping bag.
@LoveCaratMeow I would too if I was completely awake.
Sleepy caterpillar
That sounds so adorable!
Aizawa Shouta vibes.
@@EricaHLjung I was just about to comment "Aizawa-Sensei Identified." Lol
I was pretending to be asleep when my husband had some friends over. I could hear them talking clearly since the walls aren't thick. I heard:
Guy1: "So is the pregnancy killing the mood for you?"
Guy2: "Ooh shoot yeah. My wife was a badger when she was pregnant. No cuddling or nothing."
Husband: "Nah she's still my beautiful angel. The cravings get freaky but I wouldn't trade her for the world."
That's so sweet
Bullshit
@@90ssoulchild4 Prove it then.
Aw
Tim Krimpson ;.;
i pretended i was asleep in the backseat of my friend’s car while he was talking with another of my friends in the front seat, he asked my other friend to take care of me when he leaves for university. he was one of my only friends who knew how deeply depressed i was at that point and hearing him care so much about me really hit me.
this whole video
pranks
sex
compliments and cute things
uwuraven none of those I'm involved in except for pranks FML 😭
All these 3rd wheel stories smh
earl burns at some time in everyone’s life one must learn how to be an especially greasy 3rd wheel. This goes for hanging around and being the wheel and also rolling away smoothly when the time of awkwardness begins
@@g.h.7661 you have a good point lol 🤣🤣
Yeah.. just LEAVE when you figure out you're in the same room/car were people need to eventually "wash their hands" 😂
@@g.h.7661
"Learn How to Be an Especially Greasy 3rd Wheel"
*Quote of the Year*
I lowkey feel all those stories, they never happened yet. But like, I just relate to it cause I think it will happen one time
I pretended to be asleep and all i heard was my mom talkin dirty to my dad.
Oof.
Big oof
OOF
Dirty in what context?
@@kire929 sex talk, what else
@@mmmbored7939 Trash talking I guess
My nosy ass will do this all the time.
Quinn Moon me too but I stopped when I saw this gay comment
Ceres wtf
Lol this cracked me up. I enjoy it too. The listening, not the voyeurism. It’s a very good way to find out the truth about people and the universe in general
Ceres nigga stfu I seen you all over this comment section talking shit you wouldn’t even have said shit in real life
Ceres you calling everyone gay but yet your videos are fucking...I have no words
Pretending to sleep while people hook up mere feet away / hooking up while your roomie “sleeps” is the very essence of living in a college dorm. Then you get so desensitized to it you start to stop caring if people see you doing it. And later, when you’ve wised up, there is shame, lots and lots of shame
I hate that shit. It's so disrespectful. If you ever have sex while someone else is "asleep" just know that other person is always fully aware 😂. My friend tried pulling that shit, I called her out the next morning
yee yee I end up grabbing water and making it known I’m awake
As a virgin I find other people having sex near me to be very arousing.
@@uK8cvPAq I'm not sure that has anything to do with virginity. Kink maybe?
@@kissme8970 Sex is still full of mystery and wonder for me.
I once didn’t really pretend, but we were in the school theatre after watching a movie thingy and I was kinda dozen off, you couldn’t see me from the front room, when I woke up I heard the teachers talking about a problem student and how his dads death fucked him up, but it was well deserved. He’s a nice kid from personal experience, been friends for around 10 years, his dad was an amazing man too. This really chocked me, those teachers were later fired for attempt of getting innocent students expelled
U have them fired?
SORA X not me, but they got fired for countless shit shows and the line was when they framed a student
”I felt like i was gonna ruin it so i helped him get laid by pretending to be asleep”
BRO 100
:Edit why did I get this many likes xD thanks so much
:edit 2 spelling
Kamui Out of context it sounds like he got fucked in his sleep
This man's doing god's work.
D B A N G Z
**HALO THEME INTENSIFIES**
Wingman 100
“You guys deal with that shit I’m going to sleep” is literally my mood in school😂
It wasn't sleep, but one time I was in a (college) class and we weren't really sure if the teacher had dismissed us, he didn't say, so everyone was just kind of standing around waiting for him to come back from the office. I just kind of turned to the guy I sat beside and said "yeah I'm leaving, text me if I miss something" and he was kind of shocked because I was a Good Kid. He asked if I was sure I wasn't going to wait with them and I said "yeah dude I'm hungry, he can call me out next class, I don't care" and he died laughing and just waved as I left.
LMFAO
"When i attempted suicide at 13"...
Sooo we're all just gonna ignore this??
Okay.
Edit: bruh , my phone stops working for a few months and this comment blows up. I was only surprised because I didn't see any other comments about it.
I guess so...
ikr
that happens often why r u surprised
@@notclay7532 honestly, kids younger than that also attempt suicide. Yes it's sad but, that's the world we live in sadly.
@@mistrwbrrygirl I mean I often thought about jumping when I was 12...
Being suicidal is not always your environment, but it could be genetic
I was in love with my best friend and when she'd fall asleep I'd profess my love for her and whisper sweet nothings to her. Turns out she was awake for most of it, I found that out years later. We're together now❤
Mbn
@@bieberninja1 I would but I'm a girl lmao
Awwwwe a happy ending. I wish that would happen to me with the guy I like
@@zacharycoltrane3128 took 13 years for us to finally get together so don't lose hope!
69 likes, nice
"Hey man, You see this girl right here? I'm gonna marry her someday. She's gonna be my wife."
You do you bro.
You do you.
uβer chad move
“We we’re chilling when I realized I was the third wheel, so I powered down.”
Sad windows XP noises
ResinatedShip11 😂
LMFAO
Almost every post is about Sex...
I was expecting something a bit more interesting.
I was expecting shocking secrets or something
I was expecting more honesty
One where it involves chlorofom and a steel rod?
exactly what i was thinking
Same.
I fake slept during class and heard a girl trying to convince her friend to date me but she told her no because she thought I was fat 😭
big rip man
Andres Vasquez fuck man that’s sad bro eres latino?
I read that wrong. I thought it said " I said no cause I thought she was fat"
@@manny_tal si
This is not me saying you’re fat, but start working out and show her who’s wrong.
Mom (In the hallway): "Where the hell is anon? I'm gonna beat his ass!"
Mom (In my room) "Never mind, he's asleep, guess I'll beat 'em later."
Me, who was pretending to be asleep: O_O
Newll LOL 💀🤣 when report cards came home.. I’d try to sleep until the next day no lie ☠️☠️☠️
*FAKE SLEEPING INTESIFIES*
Also big pog man
*SHOOK*
@@saucedup_jayy1156 a classic one 😂
U lucky my dad would just wake me up to a beating
"Bless you"
Its wierd cuz I sneezed the next comment I see says bless you OMG NOT EVEN LYING😂😂😂
The "Bless you" one is magnificent.
Ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
C O M E D Y
That one where his friends starting screwing each other and he said bless you had me rolling 😂😂😂
"They understood my love for eating." MEEE
I once heard my dad coming back home and telling my mother:
“Don’t tell him i came here,I’m still buying milk”
LMFAO
🧢
LMFAO
I heard a dentist shit talk about my parents cause I had cavities again. That was fun
Good shit
When a dentist cares more about you than your parents
@@mamaluigi1438 Damn that's facts right thier. It's that same thing with my brother and mother. My brother eats cheetos like cocaine addict sniffs cocaine. He already had to go to the doctor bc his stomach is starting to leak and he had to have surgery. My mom still buys cheetos for him.😤
MY PHAT ASS SELF WOULD HAVE WALKED UP TO THAT DUDE AND WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE ,"BITCH YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY FAMILY YOU GONNA HAVE A FIGHT! 'CAUSE IM NOT DEALIN WITH YO SHIT!!!"
IhAvECrIpliNGDeprESsiOn 1.0
ok big man
I was half asleep and I heard my mum telling my sister that she thinks I'm stupid. I just said : "You guys do realize that I can hear you" The look on their faces was priceless, but it did hurt a lot.
I remember when I was younger and moving to Germany to live with my (now) husband, my family thought I was asleep in my bedroom and proceeded to loudly talk about me in the living room. My door was cracked and they speak loudly. My family said how they couldn’t wait to be rid of me, and how the family never felt right since I was adopted, and how the only thing that sucks would be that I wouldn’t be there to be a caregiver to the older members of the family and how they wouldn’t have my income anymore. In the end they said they couldn’t wait for me to be gone and that they never really liked me, but had me there for the government money while I was growing up. While they were talking, I had put on clothes, packed a suitcase, and lived with a friend until I went to Germany. I told them I heard everything when I was on the way out, and I’d be sure to cut off the electricity since I was the one paying for it since I had JUST turned 18. I called the company to cut the electricity and just went on my way. Now my family messages me telling me to come back almost daily. Dodged a bullet with those people.
That's incredibly sad and I'm glad you're rid of them.
PastelNovah gg bro, good on you
PastelNovah or girl lmao
How r things now? R u ok?
Not so much heard as I did read. My dad came to give me a hug goodnight while i was "asleep" and layed next to me. He turned his back and got on his phone and I saw he texted "I love u too" to a woman that was not my mom. I told my mom and it turns out he was cheating.
TL;DR I caught my dad cheating before my mom did and let her know.
I'm not completely sure if my father is cheating on my mom but he is all day texting a woamn that i know they use no love emojies just texts and i see that they text in a suspicious way they care for each other a lot that's cheeky for me i don't want to tell my mom because i don't want any trouble and that's going to brake my heart since he was the best dad ever he treat me like a best friend and i don't want this family to brake but i'm 100℅ sure that he doesn't cheat on her cuz he is a religious person not that a lot but still he knows what's good and bad
Easy HQ even religious people can cheat.
@@easyhq4475 Tell mom. She deserves to know what's happening
Car Soup I agree.
Really sad for you,hope you got better.
Here's mine:
alright so I let my boyfriend come over like a week or two ago? and we were watching a movie but i feel asleep halfway through on his shoulder. don't know how long I slept before I woke up. he was on a phone call and i didn't want to interrupt so I pretended I was still asleep, waiting until he was done. turns out he's on the phone with his best friend talking about how he wants my boyfriend to come over and play games. my boyfriend then replied "I'm at her place. I can't come over," and I felt bad because I don't want him to feel that way? who knows what his friend says but my boyfriend says, "I'll try coming next time, but not now. I can't wait to see this when I wake up next to her when we are married. This is just a preview." and I tried so hard not to cry holyfuck. but yeah. that happened :(
· lunartae why the sad face
You should retype this, it doesn’t make sense
wtf lol
Haeileigh Elayne it makes sense
@@Cutiemaan it really doesn't I couldn't understand anything who's saying to whom like wtf
I heard my sisters fiance crying to their roommates because he realized he was gay and didn't want to be mean. Was awkward but kept pretending to sleep.
No, a few weeks after they went their seperate ways. I don't know if I could of let my sister marry him if I knew he felt like that tbh.
It was the right thing to do. If they were to marry it would've just been misery for both of them, I hope she meets someone new one day!
Moral of the story, say nice things about people when they could be sleeping, it could make their decade!
This
One time after drinking with friends, we were all sitting around in bed and I got sleepy and passed out in my friend's lap. When I woke up, I heard him saying "I will protect this one forever". Honestly it was so sweet that I pretended to be asleep just so he won't get embarrased
No one:
Reddit: TEN TENTHS
Literally every single soul on every video: *this meme*
I was at this sleepover last year with good friends, but I still had very very strong trust issues and would go complete "survival mode" when sleeping anywhere else but home (even though I felt safe with everyone in the room). So I would barely sleep at night, sit in a corner of the room and go on and off sleep for the whole night. And at some point in the morning, the girl who was hosting us woke up, saw me sitting in my corner all wrapped up in my hoodie, and put a blanket over me. I was conscious and it just gave me the best feeling in the world. I was pretty near rock bottom in my life, we all were tbh, and just feeling cared for... anyway, I always wanted to thank her but never had the courage to do it, and now because of some shit (almost entirely my fault) I will surely never have the occasion to do so. Will never forget it though. Axelle, if you read this...
I was sleeping in my class as usual when I suddenly heard my teacher scolding another student who always skips class or the school all together more than his attendances if he even have any. I guess she either pointed or looked at me because I heard her said:
Look at (my name)! Even though this block head would sleep all the time, he has the highest attendance in this class and even kept average scores in most exams ( Except math because I hate math ). You on the hand can’t even last a single day without skipping classes and would always fails every damn exam ! This guy could pass most exams in his sleep so you don’t really have much excuses for failing every topic.
I want you to fix this behavior or I will make sure to arrange a meeting with your parents and the principal ! If your parents doesn’t wish to cooperate either, I’ll make sure you’ll get here escorted by the polices !
lmao
The " Blockhead" kills me 💀💀
Bro I swear most teachers don't give a fuck what u do If u have good grades especially sleeping or talking but not being loud af
@@darkrising8280 I wish... despite having the highest grades in my classes my teachers hate me.
woke koala, ifykyk
UA-cam in 2 years be like: now playing ad 1 of 24
Justin Stovall *HONESTLY*
lol that’s RELATABLE BRUH
it's only 2 annoying ads before the video starts now
I'm actually afraid of falling asleep with other ppl around bc of all the times I had, ppl just showed me videos in the morning of them messing with my unconsious body
Wym messing
nothing better then waking up and being shown pictures of them doing stupid shit to you.
I remember going to summer camp and waking up duct taped to the top bunk. They showed me pictures of them posing around me while I slept taped to the bed. There was one kid who thought the whole thing was _hilarious_ until they tried it on him. He didn't find it so funny then. I was actually trying to sleep when they did it, so all I heard was a yelp, a bunkbed creaking, and then a fleshy thud against the concrete floor of the cabin. Guy jumped straight off the top bunk. Referred to him as the 'skydiving ginger' for the rest of camp.
Cloak N Dagger I was sleeping over at my cousins house and she had a few friends over, she also had marshmallows. Me being about 10-11 at the time fell asleep way before they did and I woke up to my face being crunchy and sticky. I was confused and washed it off when they showed me the videos/pictures of them smearing melted marshmallows on my face 😅
Cloak N Dagger skydiving ginger lmfao
It was a school morning and I had awoke too early, trying to fall asleep I heard my mom on the phone say "I don't know how we'll tell her..." My heart instantly stopped as I knew, I just knew. She then continued to say "..(our dog's name) died.."
I didn't go to school that day.
I remember when I was trying to fall asleep in class(it was the end of the year and I had all my work done for the day anyway) and I overheard this one girl say “omg *my name* looks so adorable when she’s asleep” and that same girl proceeded to get people in the class to look at me. I ended up opening my eyes to see like 3 people looking at my which honestly seems a bit creepy now that I think about it 😂😂
Parents messing with him about the puppy. :-D LOL
DECEPTION 100
When I was a kid I'd stay up waaay past my bedtime to 'live' in the imaginary world in my head where I was someone else hanging out with the main characters from kids next door. (I now mainly lucid dream because doing this for so long got me in the habit of taking the imaginary world into my sleep, so now normal dreams for me are rare and when they do happen I realize they're dreams so my brain just dreams if nothing but the color black like someone's turned off a tv) But every night my mom came in to check up on me and my sister whom I shared a room with. So I would always fake sleep, and when she was done checking me to make sure I was alive she kissed my forehead. Everytime she did that I grinned. After like a week of this she pulled my dad into the room to show him how I'd smile in my sleep after she kissed my forehead. I later got caught but I still think about how cute that moment was.
Fuck. Same, same everything you say,I'm stuck with this habit, literally i can't stop, I sleep when I'm tired which is evry school day, but sometimes i still imagining whole night and then sleep and wake up after 2-3 hours. I khow that teenager should sleep at least 8-9 hours but I don't feel tired.
Joker pandroidc I relate so much.
Joker pandroidc You get much physical exercise?
Screen time before bed?
First answer should be yes and second should be no.
I still do this
@@SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite sometimes i sleep only for 2-4 hours when i have a plan with a friend
I once had a sleepover with 5 of my friends. Late at night only two of them and I are still awake quietly talking. I pretended to fall asleep and heard them talking and saying "is she really asleep?" and stuff like that. About 5-10 minutes later I quietly chimed in to the convo they were having and scared the crap out of both of them. 10/10 would do again
Heres a story;
So it was recess as usual after recess it was math (this was when I was grade 2) And I pretended to sleep cuz I hate math and my classmate said "Teacher should I wake him up? its time for math.
Teacher replied with "Hes already smart let him rest"
I felt so happy.
My mom is a labour and delivery nurse at Baylor hospital. She had a still birth with my brother at 37 weeks and didn’t want to see him when the opportunity presented itself. I was in the car one night with my siblings and we were all asleep. I was the only one pretending. My parents were talking and my dad asked my mom about her day at work. She told him that she went into a patient’s room and she wasn’t there. She heard crying from the bathroom and so she went to see what was up. She walked into the bathroom and saw the woman on the toilet with her baby in a plastic bag. The woman was 16 weeks early and the baby obviously didn’t make it. She told my dad that the situation reminded her of my brother and that one of her biggest regrets is not meeting him. She then started to cry. I love you so much momma and everything’s okay. 💛
Had a sleepover at a girl's house who was a really bad friend. I don't know why I hung out with her, I didn't really have many other friends but anyway.
She was older than me by a few years and she had another one of her friends stay over that was her age. I must have been around 12 they were 15-16. The whole night consisted of my "friend" bullying me to seem cool in front of the other girl (she was popular). At some point during the night she started pushing me thinking it was funny and the other girl started filming on her blackberry with a funny voice filter she was telling us to keep it going and fake fight. So we'd push one an other for a bit but then she started actually pushing hard and she smacked my hat off my head. So I got mad, semi picked her up and shoved her over a coffee table. She landed on her bookshelf behind and a ton of stuff fell off and hit her so she got pissed.
I later went to bed while they stayed up. I woke up some time later and I hear her snickering with the other girl talking behind my back in the living room. Saying I was a dumb little kid, she's forced to hang out with me etc. (she'd call me to come over) and she was plotting to pee in my face, the rest was mumbles.
So she comes into the room, I keep my eyes closed and pretend to sleep & she hovers over my head and pulls her pants down and right as her pants come off I cunt punt her, she faceplants and of course gets pissed off again.
She ended up going to bed after we got into a fight, I couldn't fall back asleep so I hang out with the other girl and we ended up becoming friends and ditching the other girl. Other friend was also a dick but it took me 7 years to burn that bridge.
I read until the **read more** button, saw that it was to much 2 read haha
holy shit
If it was me I wouldve started 👏👏👏 her bij cheeks 😄😀😂 jp you were only 12 so understandable
How does a 15 year old get 2 L's in one night by a 12 year old 😂😂
Albin Gamer dont you think thats a bit rude?
My mom and dad's conversation about filing a divorce.
F
I know the feeling. If people are just going to get divorces why do they marry in the first place?
Emily Hill because they were in love or thought they were in love. Problems do occur during relationships and marriages. People can’t predict the future, so at the moment, they love that person, but their plans and views can conflict with each other. No one knows what will happen in the future. We don’t know if we’ll love one person for the rest of our lives or if we’ll start loving someone else.
i feel bad for laughing at this. sorry
@@emilyhill7582 because things can change.
The ones being 'asleep' to compliments are my faves. It must've been heartwarming to hear people speak well of you like that :)
I heard my mum saying she wanted to divorce my father, omg happy times
Ey , a fellow member of the "divorced parents" club.
I know exactly how you feel
Eyyy me too
But they worked it out
same :/
Fake
As a kid, I heard my aunts saying the grossest jokes I’ve ever heard. I tried not to laugh because I didn’t want them to know I was awake, and that I understood the jokes. Lol
Do you remember any of them?😂
Your username 😂
Michelle C LoL not exactly. But I remember there were blowjob jokes, period jokes, stuff like that
I once heard my dad yell at my mom ,”HOW COULD YOU??!!”
And then my mom crying.
Turns out, my mom had been in a relationship with someone recently, and they had posted it in Facebook.
Dad wasn’t home in the morning. I knew what happened, but I still asked, “where’s dad?”
“He’s getting milk from the store”
is he still getting that milk?
Pablo Escobar yup
@@michaelp2798 lol
@@sofialuna5270 Still gettin that milk?
Robin Dabank legends say he’s still waiting line for the milk
“There was no goddamn puppy” 😂
Why is everyone having sex with their sleeping friends in the room?
Why have I not been taking advantage of this scenario!?!
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!?!
Normal people: 10 out of 10
Me, an intellectual: *t e n - t e n t h s*
Me, ascended: *o n e*
Hey ya
*_W H O L E_*
@@importanceofbeingfernest *one intro plays*
Cops can't arrest you if you're asleep. It's in the Constitution.
Fr?
So have the chloroform on hand at all times then go on a violent murder spree and use it when the cops catch up to you. Flawless!!
Maybe not, but that won't keep them from waking your ass up XD
Depends on the severity of the crime. If you shoot up the school and pretend to sleeo when they arrive it won't save your ass.
@@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 it's worked for me every time
I'm a bit of a lightweight with alcohol so at a small party I layed on the couch with my eyes closed as everything settled down. I heard my brother talking to our friend about how much he hates having to take me everywhere with him and that my parents buy his gas in exchange for getting me out of the house. He was sitting right next me.
My dad on my 17th bday, said "celebrating your bday?, what are you 5?" And he said "happy bday champ" and kissed me while i was pretending to sleep after playing phone at 2 am
"No puppy. I got a *gamma* boy tho, so it wasn't that bad".
I wouldn't touch it, or store it in my house for the matter.
Doran Martell kid hulk
Lol science
Nobody:
Daniel, the text to speech man: Gamma-Boy
I’m sobbing because of the girlfriend who ever heard her boyfriend say that he was gonna marry her omg
Imagine sleep with clear translucent eye lids.
this scares me
3:17
God that one hits close to home. Not the exact conversation being overheard, but the realization of a partner trying/wanting to get out of a relationship and then being stuck, (because of children, or living together/shared money etc .) in an awful position where you know the truth and just watch your significant other just carry on acting, going thru the motions, and lying to your face everyday... the worst
I just wanted to share a story:
When I was a kid (around 7-9), I would normally wake up 10 or 11 in the morning, but I woke up earlier than usual. I then pretended to sleep since I was too lazy to get up and my mom and her sister (my aunt obviously) was talking about one deep subject. You see, my uncle (which is their brother) was dead, and I didn't know of the reason because they said I was still too young. They first said that he died because he felt dizzy and just died when he fainted. But when I eavesdropped they talked about how he really died. He was trying to protect his date when they were at a restaurant because some burglars and serial killers were there robbing the restaurant, being a good man my uncle was he tried to protected his date asif there's no tomorrow but his date just pushed him down which caused him to trip and left him there and ran away. He got stabbed into his heart until he died. And I'm telling you, I was shook as heck because they were cursing the girl
I bet you’re still a kid
COON TYPHOON Nah, you probably are tho
When I was 11 my parents found my 3 porn images I had saved on my mum's computer.
Mum was mortified, dad was like "he's at that age"
Good dad
Bruhe, 11?
@@indep_ i was 12
@General Goldy I was 11
*11*
I did not know any better
@General Goldy IKR? Covering up tracks is like second nature now B-)
I did fall asleep but woke up but faked that I was still asleep (I was asleep on my bf's lap) he grabbed my hand and placed a few kisses on the back of it and softly said 'I love you' to me MY HEART
Things that never happened nr. 164738
@@gokumetrix80 Does nobody believe in love anymore?
@@Wildcat8111 nah all the relationships i have witnessed all went to shit.
@@PeterPumpkinEater69_69 no lol
@@gokumetrix80 wether you believe me or not is up to you
Waking up after a party to hear your friends talk to your brother about how you have issues and need to stop drinking at age 15 is a wakeup call and a half
Oh come on, you don’t get to tell a story like 8:00 and not say whether or not you married him!
Maybe she’s still waiting ;)
estia it’s been 3 y e a r s
@@aunnobiitsu My mom and dad waited 6 years before getting married
@@wormguylovesworms My mom and stepdad have been dating for 12 years and havnt married yet
He said “good we won’t have to kill him”
Who in the fucking hell's
*H E ?*
@@satyre_1 Questions that require answers
The suicide one broke my heart :(
When
Around 2:14
When I was in 5th grade there was this girl in my class that for some reason never seemed to like me. It just so happened for one of our week long field trips we had to share a room. She still avoided me and would pull faces if we made eye contact but on like the 3rd night we were there I had decided to go to bed first while the other 2 roommates plus the girl stayed up to chat. It usually takes me a while to fall asleep so after about an hour of me just laying with my eyes closed and listening into their conversation I hear the girl say, "She's really cute when she sleeps." I. Was. Shook. Like this girl hates me yet just said that I looked cute!? The other girls had chimed in and ranted about how I was shy but down to earth. For the rest of the trip after that the girl stopped being so mean and actually pulled a smile once and a while.
Once my brother said I looked cute. I almost opened my eyes and yelled, “SWEET HOME ALABAMA”
I would yell *GOOD MORNING VIETNAM*
LMAO YOU SHOULD HAVE
mari I know. I regret all life choices
I remember once my family went to go to a restaurant, includeing my, my sister, my brother, my mom, and my dad. It was really late and my sister fell asleep and I was kinda sleepy too so I decided to close my eyes and rest. (We were in the car on the way back home) I was awake, just resting with my eyes closed and I heard my mom say to my brother "your the favriote, you have always been the favriote". I've never had my self confidence drop that los
Uhh.. 🤭🥶
Well that is terrible parenting there
If i would be you, i will move from that house the moment i can afford it and never contact those shit parents, fuck them.
I was at a camp as a teenager with a bunch of my dads friends, my dad was sleeping but I overheard one of my dads friends, a training officer for the RCMP to a cadet “you’re 21 and going to be in the rcmp you can’t be dating a 15 year old”.
O_O
Mike 242 what is that supposed to mean
no one:
Text to speech: G A H M E H B O I
Okay, a distant uncle from a long time ago told me this story. He once was pretending to go to sleep, his mom and grandma were talking, but he didn’t understand cause they were talking in Tagalog. (A filipino dialect) He only heard a few words, but it might’ve a lie because apparently he remember some words of the conversation. Later in his life he studied the language, then it hit him that he was adopted. I haven’t seen him in 4 years, I wonder where he is now.
I was fake sleeping and my dad sleeps in the next room so I can hear everything he says. So while I was fake sleeping my dad was screaming and crying. I later found out that he was crying and screaming because my mom had died.
I'm sorry love, I can't even imagine if my mom were to die. I hope you're at least feeling kinda alright and that everything gets better
how long ago... I'm sorry.
@@michellec4504 thank you ❤️
@@k.e3451 in 2014
That's really sad dude, but your mom already died, just keep doing what you are doing even if you miss her sometimes, because having someone who gave birth to you and died taking care of you expects you to be succesful. So take advantage of life if you see an opportunity
Some of my mans ain't following the bro code smh.
IKR?
Even the daleks have a bro code? Cool
I have the feeling the 70% of people in this video are third wheels
WELL IVE HEARD MY PARENTS HAVE SEX MULTIPLE TIMES, ANYBODY ELSE?
also scary they talked about a camera they ordered for my rooms
Yeah I grew up with a single mom and some of her boyfriends... Yeah. In the middle of the day sometimes.
GOSH YEAH
Are you traumatized?
Same actually it disgusted me so much they also talked about it like nasty stuff in front of me or at night or when they would argue they were saying stuff like "we don't fuck, i hate fucking with you" they thought I was alseep now I never wanna do this in my life thanks parents.
I heard my mom and my step dad have sex almost every night until my mom got pregnant. The baby is 5 months old now.
I pretended to sleep in the car and my sisters and parents were talking about how they expect so much of me and i always deliver and how grateful they are to have a little sister and ugh i cried dude it made me so happy
"People who have pretended to fall asleep, what is something you heard?"
Well, I've heard that my parent(s) were saying that they wanted to get rid of me at age 4 (I was 6) to an adoption.. And that they are saying I was a mistake and they hate me.. So yeah, there's that for ya
Slim Shady I’m sorry man🥺
@@cinntoastmunchhh_ nah it's fine
Hope it is
@@cinntoastmunchhh_ Trust me it is.. I'm fine
I’m glad then
The ones where they say good about the “asleep” persons are the absolute sweetest
I was about 10, and this girl and I had a sleepover. I pretended to fall asleep, and since she thought I was asleep she started kissing me
Another time I faked sleep was when I was 9 or so, and I had a sleepover with my mate. He thought I was sleeping so he decided to do push ups, then he kissed his biceps and I revealed myself as being awake
It was pretty funny
i love the wholesome ones, where they’re complimenting them while they’re asleep.
*When it’s April second and your best friend is still hanging from that tree*