Dear Simps: Amouranth Only Likes Your Money, NOT YOU

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  • @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto
    @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto 4 місяці тому +66

    I love spending money on Criterion Collection Blu-rays of Akira Kurosawa films, Zatoichi The Blind Swordsman boxset and games like Super Mario Bros Wonder and a Beretta 92x, and not giving this broad $1

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman 4 місяці тому

      So don't give animal shelter money? Wow you're a real dishbag, good job keep being so selfish!!

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 4 місяці тому +5

      I love trying to find shows that either changed me or saved me spent nearly a hundred dollars on one of my favorite sketch comedy shows sealed DVD set of WKUK pro wrestling such as Hulk Hogan, Terry Funk, Sargent Slaughter, and Scott Hall plus any movie or TV show with Rick Moranis and Troma movies even a sealed vhs of Def By Temptation

    • @metaldiscipline3955
      @metaldiscipline3955 4 місяці тому +2

      Dude, the Criterion Collection kicks ass! As for the subject at hand, I'd never give this thot so much as a red cent! I prefer to collect media!

    • @marcuskahn3783
      @marcuskahn3783 4 місяці тому +1

      My ltd collection of Tokyo Marui airsoft guns especially the recent RE4- Leon S Kenney Edition HK USP45 is 10 thousand times more sexy than this desperate e bint not worth even a penny.

    • @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto
      @LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto 4 місяці тому +1

      @marcuskahn3783 at least it's not RE2, Leon's pistol in that, Hk VP70 9mm is one of the ugliest guns ever made, from 1970, and an awful trigger. Now, took 18 round mags with a stock that turned it into a 3 shot burst machine pistol, 6 3× shots = 18 shots. But it's ugly.
      Hk USP is a good one, though I still myself prefer SIG Sauer P226.

  • @dandy269
    @dandy269 4 місяці тому +45

    Some guys are so starved and desperate for attention they’ll take anything they can get

  • @ElitePWNSFace
    @ElitePWNSFace 4 місяці тому +30

    As a man who has struggled with porn over the years. I have never given money for such content. I cannot imagine giving money for something I know is wrong in the first place. I feel for men struggling like I do but while also getting scammed money at the same time. Jesus can break that chain.

  • @BennysGamingAttic
    @BennysGamingAttic 4 місяці тому +21

    I don't want to hear another damn word about the wage gap ever again.

  • @Atomizor
    @Atomizor 4 місяці тому +7

    "Stop it. Get some help."

  • @sirg-had8821
    @sirg-had8821 4 місяці тому +53

    Her "customers" know that brothels and strip clubs exist, right?
    Get a good return on the investment.

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 4 місяці тому

      A sense of shame, risk of an STD. But a fleeting sense of accomplishment by convincing yourself that you did the physical act so you're technically not an incel.
      Still better than paying money to girls online.

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman 4 місяці тому

      Funny how the entire right talks shxt about her without even making a shred of research. Out of all the egirls she is literally the one that's contributing to helping society through her animal sanctuary. I've been following her since her cosplay days on Instagram and every investment she's made is towards the sanctuary. She's literally willing to hoar herself out to save animals. Do your fxxxxxxxxxg research folks and stop being so fffff lazy ffs

    • @YourMom-ns6ob
      @YourMom-ns6ob 4 місяці тому +9

      And go outside? Never!

    • @Tyler-ll2ic
      @Tyler-ll2ic 4 місяці тому

      no its illegal now, so you gotta pay tits to pop out on your screen, thats legal.

    • @PaulSchlock
      @PaulSchlock 4 місяці тому +5

      @@YourMom-ns6ob IKR?!? Outside is a very spoopy place! I might even have to make eye contact with someone!!!

  • @d_shuffles
    @d_shuffles 4 місяці тому +7

    I thank the Lord ive never fallen as low as simphood.

  • @guyincognito1406
    @guyincognito1406 4 місяці тому +28

    It’s kinda amazing some 18-19 year old hasn’t dethroned her yet, isn’t she in her 30s?
    Figure there’s a new batch every year but she’s probably got the top surgeons with that money.

    • @mawnkey
      @mawnkey 4 місяці тому +18

      Have you noticed how every picture you see of her now has a soft filter that would make an 80s glamour shots studio jealous? She's gonna push it until that and a thick coat of makeup can no longer hide things, then she's gonna let the AI take over.
      I might criticize how cynical and manipulative she is, but I gotta admire that she knows her customers and knows how to keep them coming back.

    • @traviss9059
      @traviss9059 4 місяці тому +8

      The only problem is those 18-19 year old girls haven't established themselves yet. Amouranth was pushing the hoe boundaries of Twitch well before OnlyFans was created. The top 1% of OF didn't get there by starting off on OF they started on instagram, youtube, or twitch.

  • @michaelchauvin7219
    @michaelchauvin7219 4 місяці тому +15

    Stop giving this woman attention

  • @albertdeluxe8966
    @albertdeluxe8966 4 місяці тому +7

    Why would you give Amouranth money; when for far, far, far less you can buy a new Smith & Wesson 9mm, and have plenty left over to take a real girl out for dinner and drinks?

  • @burn1bob356
    @burn1bob356 4 місяці тому +3

    The wall is inevitable. She is cashing out as much as she can because that wall is coming hard and fast.

  • @schim6861
    @schim6861 4 місяці тому +22

    I'd really like to see a demographic breakdown of her onlyfans subscribers that includes country of origin.

    • @Tyler-ll2ic
      @Tyler-ll2ic 4 місяці тому +1

      LOL

    • @Zerroth
      @Zerroth 4 місяці тому +1

      We might learn a little more about the world with that info.

    • @burn1bob356
      @burn1bob356 4 місяці тому +11

      India and Pakistan is my guess.

    • @xristo702
      @xristo702 4 місяці тому

      Here’s a hint: they are ardent purveyors of bobs/vagenes

    • @ianswift3521
      @ianswift3521 4 місяці тому +1

      india

  • @BooBanana
    @BooBanana 4 місяці тому +5

    Everytime you mention that yeast beer I have a natural gag reflex. Ugh That is so goddamn gross.

    • @Red_Devil_2011
      @Red_Devil_2011 3 місяці тому

      And to think that someone out there is sipping yeast beer and dirty bathwater, and sniffing fart cups. Trolls and goblins really do exist, ughh.

  • @Jetstoanywhere
    @Jetstoanywhere 4 місяці тому +7

    Giving money to some chick that if you met her in the real world wouldnt spit on you if you were on fire. Even I'm not that lonely

    • @Tyler-ll2ic
      @Tyler-ll2ic 4 місяці тому +3

      She wouldn't spit on you if the world was on fire.

  • @DarthVader-1701
    @DarthVader-1701 4 місяці тому +9

    Melonie Mac is a lot prettier than Amouranth.

    • @Tyler-ll2ic
      @Tyler-ll2ic 4 місяці тому

      Who's that?

    • @Afineaddition
      @Afineaddition 4 місяці тому +1

      The Battle of Mid

    • @ianswift3521
      @ianswift3521 4 місяці тому

      no way. despite the fact that amouranth is physically attractive but her personality ruins it.

    • @ianswift3521
      @ianswift3521 4 місяці тому

      just search her name and find out... thats what i did... unless you're just trying to project some detached superiority to strangers online. @@Tyler-ll2ic

  • @tomn8932
    @tomn8932 4 місяці тому +12

    She makes more in a day than most people do in a year.

    • @Tyler-ll2ic
      @Tyler-ll2ic 4 місяці тому

      HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH YES

  • @TheGOAT-hj6sl
    @TheGOAT-hj6sl 4 місяці тому +8

    I want to see Craig interview one of the guys that's paying for these OF.

  • @Artak091
    @Artak091 4 місяці тому +13

    Can someone explain the logic here? Giving these OF performers money isnt going to make them sleep with you. Whats the point?

    • @barryelverson9486
      @barryelverson9486 4 місяці тому +9

      Insanity. Desperation. Why do people gamble? It’s a form of masochism.

    • @Artak091
      @Artak091 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@barryelverson9486 atleast there's a small chance of a payoff from gambling, though. With OF there's zero chance of payoff.
      You're more likely to win the lottery than you are to bang your OF crush.

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman 4 місяці тому

      At least with amouranth you're helping save animals, every other OF girl are just abvsuing people for their narcissistic needs

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 4 місяці тому +2

      They're not there for satisfaction. They're there to feel anything positive at all, even if it is fake.

    • @fireraider98
      @fireraider98 4 місяці тому +5

      These people who donated have an addiction problem. It's like a drug.

  • @ProgrammedForDamage
    @ProgrammedForDamage 4 місяці тому +2

    "Men want to be comforted by their woman." That's a very honest statement that I think often goes unsaid. A lot of guys don't want to admit it and a lot of women don't understand it.

  • @jvstice56
    @jvstice56 4 місяці тому +4

    I've spent money on OFs and have long since regretted it. I also only did those for a month then moved on. I supported friends on similar sites, but that well was very shallow and given the nature of those sites, that well could refill or dry up. It got to the point where I asked myself this question: Why should I waste my time paying for "attention" via a damn PC screen? I gave one girl $50 worth in a site currency only to get banned two weeks later for a crude joke. Had Buyer's Remorse after that.
    Besides, _IF_ I was feeling particularly lonely one day, I could easily walk to a local strip club. At least then I know my money was supporting a local business.

    • @sprnightfire
      @sprnightfire 4 місяці тому

      I have people who I know personal and friends with who are on OF but I never subscribe to their page.

  • @almalone3282
    @almalone3282 4 місяці тому +7

    If you want to stop simps like this then you need to be their friend. The reason these guys spend money because nobody else online or offline will talk to them.
    Don't get me wrong roasting them is funny but if no one is going to give them a lifeline to a healthy relationship these simps will end up selling their house for 5 minutes of attention.

    • @Tyler-ll2ic
      @Tyler-ll2ic 4 місяці тому +1

      My own parents don't talk to me.

  • @mattcarper9853
    @mattcarper9853 4 місяці тому +4

    Simps gonna simp.

  • @jmmywyf4lyf
    @jmmywyf4lyf 4 місяці тому +15

    I genuinely don't understand it. I was already confused by people who watch other people play video games on twitch. But do people who pay someone to watch them get naked, on a screen, will never make sense to me. Adult videos have been free my entire life. If you would rather have a personal interaction, you can go to a strip club. But paying someone real money to watch them on a screen? That is nuts

  • @1977Yakko
    @1977Yakko 4 місяці тому +4

    I'm not even mad at Amouranth. She just knows how to play the game. The simps who give her their money are to blame if there's anyone to be mad at.

    • @joshuawood1436
      @joshuawood1436 4 місяці тому

      thats like claiming you can't be mad at the drug dealer, just the addict...
      You can, and should, be mad at both.

  • @erikuu96
    @erikuu96 4 місяці тому +10

    I don't hate her hustle, I hate the system we created to make the most useless women this absurdly rich for doing absolutely nothing

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero 4 місяці тому +5

    I will never understand spending thousands on a girl on the screen, when you can spend a few hundred at a strip club and get more bang for your buck, euphemism intended.

  • @robertbeisert3315
    @robertbeisert3315 4 місяці тому +3

    The future is not a trend line, thankfully. When the empire collapses, all these things will pass.

    • @Tyler-ll2ic
      @Tyler-ll2ic 4 місяці тому

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! agree.

  • @barryelverson9486
    @barryelverson9486 4 місяці тому +15

    Imagine if Blabs made an app like that, and gave it to Craig. She could drive him nuts in stereo! 🤣😉🎉

    • @brucecampbellschin8632
      @brucecampbellschin8632 4 місяці тому +8

      OnlyBlabs.

    • @pendaco
      @pendaco 4 місяці тому +1

      I would pay BIG money for Blabs' Bushy Bobr!

    • @dukenukem69
      @dukenukem69 4 місяці тому

      @@pendaco she definitely has that nerdy bush

  • @alexgomez2876
    @alexgomez2876 4 місяці тому +3

    The ONE person you SHOULD do an interview with is her EX husband. I believe we should hear his side of the story.

    • @traviss9059
      @traviss9059 4 місяці тому +4

      I could see this being a big ploy. The fact that she had a husband was becoming public so they did his huge on stream thing where they get divorced so now all the simps feel bad and think she's really single now. They are still married though.

  • @blackwater7183
    @blackwater7183 4 місяці тому +1

    Can't really hate her, hate the game. Specifically, hate the simps that enable.

    • @joshuawood1436
      @joshuawood1436 4 місяці тому +1

      you can hate on it all, it's all equally bad.

  • @Makeshift_Mulder
    @Makeshift_Mulder 4 місяці тому +7

    You can tell she is 100% handled by her boyfriend that is always sitting just off camera.

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman 4 місяці тому

      Nah, do more research, at least watch the damn vice documentary

    • @firstamericanmanga6827
      @firstamericanmanga6827 4 місяці тому +3

      @@silverhawkromanlol you want someone to watch a vice documentary… that right there tells us all we need to know and your def a sub to that vulture

    • @Tyler-ll2ic
      @Tyler-ll2ic 4 місяці тому

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

  • @donovanwilliams5424
    @donovanwilliams5424 3 місяці тому

    This is true for most women who aren't giving men reciprocal effort.

  • @dirtybanana3
    @dirtybanana3 4 місяці тому +1

    shes a company not a person. there are many other intelligent hard working people who are behind her. this is not a solo effort.

  • @inplainview1
    @inplainview1 4 місяці тому

    If you have given money to Amouranth you have no self worth.

  • @herbthompson8937
    @herbthompson8937 4 місяці тому +2

    Im sure her family is getting a nice chunk of change from Amouranth....i doubt they care

  • @keremgo3d
    @keremgo3d 4 місяці тому

    And you just realized that ⁉☕

  • @TheArmoredScarecrow
    @TheArmoredScarecrow 4 місяці тому

    When she easy on the eyes but hard on the wallet.

  • @ruatonim
    @ruatonim 3 місяці тому

    She loves to play two things. First, she plays a character, just like any actor or D&D player. Second, she plays fools who we all know are easily parted from their money, and she laughs all the way to the bank every single time. I don't even find it sad anymore, I find it entertaining to watch the clown show. She knows how to tease just enough to stay relevant. When her Twitch numbers are down, she pushes just enough to get a wrist slap ban and boom, her numbers are up upon her return. In this digital world, she is a household name. Unbelievable.

  • @craigerickson6308
    @craigerickson6308 4 місяці тому +2

    Well to be fair no one should give anyone money,Including you guys. Simps are simps.

  • @thechuckjosechannel.2702
    @thechuckjosechannel.2702 4 місяці тому +10

    Amouranth isnt even that Hot, i think shes Mid at best. I lrefer Waifus over Actual Whamenz these days.

    • @ironheadedDoF
      @ironheadedDoF 4 місяці тому

      She's attractive enough, and provocative: that's her deal and it's working.

    • @jamalisujang2712
      @jamalisujang2712 4 місяці тому +1

      I think you will sing a different tune if you see herirl.

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman 4 місяці тому +1

      The point to Kaitlyn isn't her looks as much her cause to save animals. If you're into her mainly because of her looks, you're at the wrong alley

    • @herbthompson8937
      @herbthompson8937 4 місяці тому

      Hahaha looking at your avatar......you have no right to call any hot woman "mid"

    • @Tyler-ll2ic
      @Tyler-ll2ic 4 місяці тому +1

      She's VERY attractive, but are men VERY hard working?

  • @Darth1Marik
    @Darth1Marik 4 місяці тому

    She's even married. However you can't stop simps with money. A video like this is pointless. Simps gonna simp.

  • @thecasualreviewer2148
    @thecasualreviewer2148 4 місяці тому

    If I looked that good I'd probably do that shit too! 😅🤣

    • @Tyler-ll2ic
      @Tyler-ll2ic 4 місяці тому

      Born a woman? Flop those hangers out for $$$ Make yo family proud.

  • @BehindTh3Mind
    @BehindTh3Mind 4 місяці тому +9

    Her name is Kaitlyn Siragusa and her story is much more than meets the eye. She has a husband for years and he stands behind all this Amouranth project. He controls her finances and he's abusing her and forcing her to do this. Just look it up, it was even in the news.

    • @BehindTh3Mind
      @BehindTh3Mind 4 місяці тому

      You would think that in our times women can do this oldest occupation in human history by themselves freely, but even today this is not the case. There is always a guy behind the scenes who's plmping them, even in this etoth era.

    • @krakenmckraken9128
      @krakenmckraken9128 4 місяці тому +6

      @@BehindTh3Mind you're eating up the bs and being exploited if you support her. She still uses her body to make money even after that stunt.

    • @BehindTh3Mind
      @BehindTh3Mind 4 місяці тому +1

      @@krakenmckraken9128 I'm not supporting her nor her content. I'm just pointing out what's behind the scenes.

    • @krakenmckraken9128
      @krakenmckraken9128 4 місяці тому +6

      @@BehindTh3Mind really hard to believe he was forcing her to do this stuff when she’s kept doing it since. Sounds a lot like support to me…

    • @BehindTh3Mind
      @BehindTh3Mind 4 місяці тому

      @@krakenmckraken9128 Well, he was abusing her verbally on live stream so it's not hard to believe it at all.

  • @kingjoe3rd
    @kingjoe3rd 3 місяці тому

    Am I the only one that thinks Amouranth is kind of mid? She has a lanky build and a manly voice.

  • @gloriathomas3245
    @gloriathomas3245 4 місяці тому +1

    It's called capitalism folks