About growing facial hair and specifically mustaches in the Military: In the US Military, you don't need permission to grow a mustache as long as you keep it trimmed above your upper lip and not passing the edge of your lips. For your beard, you have to be part of a religion which forbids you from shaving and you need a letter from your religious leader for proof. Also, not many men in western society are capable of growing facial hair well naturally which makes it easier for most to stay clean shaven. I, on the other hand, am blessed to be able to grow a full beard and mustache naturally over the course of 6 months despite being half American and half European. As I love my facial hair, I will never shave except if I get invited to a formal family event where I can wear my Army Service Uniform.
When I was a kid (pre-teen), my stepdad would call for us kids to "come here, I have a present for you", then grab our heads and force them by his behind and fart in our faces; he thought it was funny. I wish that was the worst of his abuse.
That last bit, was about "Buster Keaton." One of the biggest stars of silent film era; which the story is told visually only. So he could have been the worst actor in a talkie, and you wouldn't know.
Since we are in a judge free zone atm about farts and such. I ate a sugar free chocolate bar yesterday and it lead to a bad result. If you were outside the door , you would think I was peeing....never again.
12:36 This one is making fun of the game show "Let's Make a Deal". At the end of the show, host Monty Hall (Wayne Brady in the current version) would walk through the costumed audience asking for a certain small item. If someone had it, they would get some cash.
1:29 Love Spaced, particularly the Rave episode. 🤘😁🤘😁🤘😁🤘 8:00 Normally when insane human behaviour like this comes up, I'd say "This world needs an enema". But in this case, that seems a tad "on the nose". 😉 8:42 Y'all are going to end up with bowel issues. Hard to blame you for being so uptight though, you are British after all. I do worry about the kids though.
She’s right. Lois just didn’t understand the game. She wasn’t trying to trigger him. The whole scene is making fun of some women’s desire to share in their man’s activities. But usually… The man doesn’t want her to, she’ll ruin the whole thing, and he wants to get the hell away from her for the afternoon anyway.
it seems that women get uptight about farts when they start liking boys. Everything becomes embarrassing. Meanwhile guys never really go through that. We find farts funny from cradle to grave.
It’s solely because of the stigma put on us, by boys, for farting, and everything else that’s natural: having bowel movements, body hair, sex… a woman has “given up” because she farts in front of you? C’mon, Dave…
@ I’m calling BS on that. Is it really put on you by men? Most guys don’t really care and it’s usually women who give men a hard time for farting and being smelly. How many women do you hear complaining about their boyfriends and husbands who fart and stink up the bathroom? That’s you ladies. And honestly when you’re dating, neither party wants to be the first one to blow up the bathroom. And how many women complain about their husband’s hairy backs and call us gross for being hairy beasts. 🙄
Great. So Ash is going to become a farty menopausal woman with a moustache. Have fun with that. Don't make fun of her, or you'll lose your house again!
Women don't fart, they 'fluff'. This coming from my pastor's wife. She also confessed to scratching herself in public. wait... I think that was my ex-wife.
Also, women don't "sweat", they "glisten". This from my thankfully long-dead Grandmother, who was nice to me, but not really a great person in general.
5:08 Ash immediately proves a *different* point about women
About growing facial hair and specifically mustaches in the Military: In the US Military, you don't need permission to grow a mustache as long as you keep it trimmed above your upper lip and not passing the edge of your lips. For your beard, you have to be part of a religion which forbids you from shaving and you need a letter from your religious leader for proof. Also, not many men in western society are capable of growing facial hair well naturally which makes it easier for most to stay clean shaven. I, on the other hand, am blessed to be able to grow a full beard and mustache naturally over the course of 6 months despite being half American and half European. As I love my facial hair, I will never shave except if I get invited to a formal family event where I can wear my Army Service Uniform.
Ash had no idea Dave could still hear her.
🤣
She looks delightfully French wearing that shirt
When I was a kid (pre-teen), my stepdad would call for us kids to "come here, I have a present for you", then grab our heads and force them by his behind and fart in our faces; he thought it was funny. I wish that was the worst of his abuse.
I was born 9 times that day😂
Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd were awesome
That last bit, was about "Buster Keaton." One of the biggest stars of silent film era; which the story is told visually only. So he could have been the worst actor in a talkie, and you wouldn't know.
Thing is, if they'd miscalculated that stunt, it probably would've killed him.
Sounds like Dr. Girlfriend from Venture Bros
JEFF was HERE 🏆
love from LIBYA
I have a friend who was born in the Middle East. When I asked my friend how he got out of Iraq, he said Iran.
Since we are in a judge free zone atm about farts and such. I ate a sugar free chocolate bar yesterday and it lead to a bad result. If you were outside the door , you would think I was peeing....never again.
12:36 This one is making fun of the game show "Let's Make a Deal". At the end of the show, host Monty Hall (Wayne Brady in the current version) would walk through the costumed audience asking for a certain small item. If someone had it, they would get some cash.
As a source of humor, I kinda think it stinks.
Agreeing with my other self, it blows.
Ring doorbell ,give it to him today
Guys, I recommend Family Guy Superheros. It's totally worth it 👌.
Private OB Dave, permission to grow a moustache denied. 😂😂
All I have to say, as a 26 year old man, is farts will **NEVER** stop being funny 😂
When your mom can't hold her bowels any more and your cleaning her crap not funny. Hearing it happen before you gotta clean it up...kinda funny.
Hahahaha! You said "fart"! I'm 42 going on 12.
Just hit 56, farts are still funny.
Still giggling at 59.
@@peensteendang, ur old. I’m only 39 mate.
Well, R.I.P. Tom Sizemore I guess
I always check the comments to see if Jeff is here ;)
I’ve had three bikes stolen. I’ll kick you some money. I was not exactly a happy camper.
ZOMBIES! If you haven't already seen it.."Train to Busan"
Great input Dave!
With all that fart conversation I now feel closer to you guys. 🥰
"She made herself poorly." WTF!
Just kidding. It is just not a phrase one expects to hear. I like it though.
Nice Be`lakor T-shirt on the thumbnail
I never heard my mother fart until I was in my 30s, and only one time. In fact, I didn't know women farted.
1:29 Love Spaced, particularly the Rave episode. 🤘😁🤘😁🤘😁🤘
8:00 Normally when insane human behaviour like this comes up, I'd say "This world needs an enema". But in this case, that seems a tad "on the nose". 😉
8:42 Y'all are going to end up with bowel issues. Hard to blame you for being so uptight though, you are British after all. I do worry about the kids though.
She’s right. Lois just didn’t understand the game. She wasn’t trying to trigger him.
The whole scene is making fun of some women’s desire to share in their man’s activities. But usually…
The man doesn’t want her to, she’ll ruin the whole thing, and he wants to get the hell away from her for the afternoon anyway.
Im the same way with headphones. I need to be able to hear my what's going on around me or I freak
The zombie movies she’s seen 😅
Oh dear. I have a terrible crush on Simon Pegg.
Succotash is a meal.
Get a room 🤣 jk you two are such a great couple and i wish only love and happiness for you both cheers🍻
Ash, I thought you were Caucasian but you definitely turned a bright shade of red when you two brought up you farting LOL 🤣
Let’s see more South Park reactions pitty peas
Farts are and always will be funny
MoustAsh
it seems that women get uptight about farts when they start liking boys. Everything becomes embarrassing. Meanwhile guys never really go through that. We find farts funny from cradle to grave.
It’s solely because of the stigma put on us, by boys, for farting, and everything else that’s natural: having bowel movements, body hair, sex… a woman has “given up” because she farts in front of you? C’mon, Dave…
@ I’m calling BS on that. Is it really put on you by men? Most guys don’t really care and it’s usually women who give men a hard time for farting and being smelly. How many women do you hear complaining about their boyfriends and husbands who fart and stink up the bathroom? That’s you ladies. And honestly when you’re dating, neither party wants to be the first one to blow up the bathroom. And how many women complain about their husband’s hairy backs and call us gross for being hairy beasts. 🙄
Ever watched three stooges?
You guys have weird instagram 😂
Zombeaver
Great. So Ash is going to become a farty menopausal woman with a moustache. Have fun with that. Don't make fun of her, or you'll lose your house again!
Hove dev and ass Lee
All farts are funny but girl farts are amazeballs.
Get your Dad a dog for alerting too.
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Women don't fart, they 'fluff'. This coming from my pastor's wife. She also confessed to scratching herself in public. wait... I think that was my ex-wife.
Your pastor's wife is a fluffer? INTERESTING!
Also, women don't "sweat", they "glisten". This from my thankfully long-dead Grandmother, who was nice to me, but not really a great person in general.
@@SilentBob731fat chicks sweat like gross farty fuck