Easy. All you have to do in this common situation is just put some pills in her food so she starts to feel bad and every day add more pills. Then she starts to feel REALLY bad and then she dies and everyone thinks she died of the sickness. It's a joke please don't do that lmao
1:10 Funny thing about the Kentucky Derby. My mom’s ex used to have us bet on it every year. Well one year there was a horse named Battle of Midway (and I’m a military fan) who had 60:1 odds. So I wanted to bet on him placing 3rd cause I thought that was a good reasonable idea. He convinced me to pick his horse because mine “is a glue horse who’s going to buck his rider and run off into the stands and not finish the race.” So I did not make that bet since he wouldn’t shut up until I gave up. The race comes and his horse that he convinced ALL OF US TO BET ON: bucks his rider and runs off into the stands as soon as the race starts. And guess who came in 3rd? Battle of Midway! I could have made $300 on the 10 I wanted to put down and that bastard cheated me out of it. And after that he ended up leaving and blackmailing us and taking us for all we had. And we never bet again.
I remember I think it was last years derby there was a horse named soup and sandwich and I was so hoping it would win. I always hope for the horse for the funniest name to win.
Now that I have found a perfect channel for clips and cutaways,I need to find the one with perfect full episodes without zooming and cutting off things….any suggestions
🏆 *BEST CUTAWAY EVER* 🏆 goes to… 05:18 ✅ Why is that his costume❓ ✅ Why did they keep it❓ ✅ Did he wear it to school❓ ✅ How could he/his family afford that quality of costume❓ ✅ What was his response to Quagmire (as in did he say condom or did he go with “a rubber” or “a jimmy”)❓ 🤷🏼♂️ *I know it’s a cartoon…* but I want a _FULL EPISODE_ based on this cutaway ❣️
Kudos to Bryan Cranston for poking fun at himself
Id say its more of a compliment
No clue who Bryan Cranston is.
hi fellow Brandon
@@tylermankins2960 malcom in the middles dad, breaking bad,
@@brandonmaddox4862 Never heard of those.
I love how Stewie just casually nukes the town on Christmas but the focus is a joke about Carter.
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cause Stewie missed Brian
I'm so glad Bryan Cranston agreed to do this.
Onr of the best actors
He deserved it for that sneeze
@@sebastians7806 "no fair, i dont have any"
Well he’s been working for the show sense 2006 and he is also peters new boss at the brewery
@@iwatchfamilyguy not anymore
the ultrasound of the baby cigarette was priceless 😂
I was seriously like aww that's so cute and kinda sad
@Unknown are you being honest?
I’m not sure what to say
Petarette
@Sans lol
Love how Quagmire didn’t know what chris was lol
explains the episode where quagmire keeps seeing his own kids everywhere lol
You know Quagmire: he has the three stooges syndrome of sex diseases so whats the point to wear the condom
That was the joke intended
He's never seen it before lol
He may have been put off by the lack of a reservoir tip.
5:30 I don't have the parenting skills necessary for dealing with this😂😂
Doesn't have any parenting skills whatsoever
Easy. All you have to do in this common situation is just put some pills in her food so she starts to feel bad and every day add more pills. Then she starts to feel REALLY bad and then she dies and everyone thinks she died of the sickness.
It's a joke please don't do that lmao
What was the joke here?
@@morandoedwards7787 they were both caught in odd situations
That was so gross too far
“Peter no that’s a hells angel”
“What do you want”
“Meth”
“Okay.”
😂😂
@SALAZAR 9:40
That shit's so funny.
I come directly to search this coment
😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
He sells to methheads he's been asked in weirder ways
The Hells Angel one caught me completely off guard.
What want in somewhat defense voice peter meth lower guard ok I'm calm voice
Lmao there's Hell's Angels in my country 24/7
@@CommanderNoob and what country would that be
What the hell me too
@@andersn4931meth?
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
"I don't like you now." 🤣🤣
So the Marvin Gaye joke caught me completely by surprise. That was dark…and it made me snart yo!
It's also a meta joke. Martin Gaye gave his father the pistol that was used to kill him.
There's nothing off limits for family guy. I do agree , this was in poor taste.
@@bobayotte2940 it’s a funny silly idea that another tie as a gift drove him over the edge.
I'm guessing Marvin Gaye shot his son dead right?
@@kenm2709 No, Marvin Gaye's dad actually did shoot him
“Lets just CHILL!”😂🤣
I don’t know where they’re getting all this weed
🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
Lmfao
"Eww, they're all gross! I'm keeping the roses." Has me giggling every time. His attitude and the way he says it - just love it.
That was a cute moment.
Nobody sneezes with such depth like Bryan Cranston.
waltuh
1:10 Funny thing about the Kentucky Derby. My mom’s ex used to have us bet on it every year. Well one year there was a horse named Battle of Midway (and I’m a military fan) who had 60:1 odds. So I wanted to bet on him placing 3rd cause I thought that was a good reasonable idea.
He convinced me to pick his horse because mine “is a glue horse who’s going to buck his rider and run off into the stands and not finish the race.”
So I did not make that bet since he wouldn’t shut up until I gave up.
The race comes and his horse that he convinced ALL OF US TO BET ON: bucks his rider and runs off into the stands as soon as the race starts.
And guess who came in 3rd? Battle of Midway!
I could have made $300 on the 10 I wanted to put down and that bastard cheated me out of it.
And after that he ended up leaving and blackmailing us and taking us for all we had. And we never bet again.
I don't know that you can make a right decision if you choose to bet money on horses. The mistake has already been made.
Sounds like he was a big gambler. If you had won I bet he would have taken all your money anyway. Addicts suck! Take take take take!
I'm so sorry
I remember I think it was last years derby there was a horse named soup and sandwich and I was so hoping it would win. I always hope for the horse for the funniest name to win.
I guess thats where the term degenerate gambler applies.
"I am going to be the cutest fire hydrant- AAAGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
This has me d y i n g
10:05
And at that moment, something deep down inside of Stewy he never new existed awoke.
5:17😂😂😂😂
Man family guy never runs out of amazing jokes
Now that I have found a perfect channel for clips and cutaways,I need to find the one with perfect full episodes without zooming and cutting off things….any suggestions
Hulu
Now stop being cheap
@@Jaredhenderson765 thanks
The channel Cutesto
Disney plus.
5:36 I just want to point out that there is a closet right behind Meg but she came from a hallway. That closet must be small as heck
Thin as hell lol
I saw that too, I thought the room might extend past the hallway
That's all you're concerned about? Lol
Poor evil monkey in the closet
T
How would the evil monkey even fit in there?
7:25 why is nobody talking about the Kennedy family reunion joke 💀
6:52 I’m sent! 🤣
10:35 "Yeah this is me"
5:25 the most realistic thing for peter
I'm just trying to wonder, what the hell do you do in that situation
Move to alabama
@marko polo
SWEET HOME ALABAMA 🎵
It's always nice when I get a like or comment to get reminded of this 🤣
@@wilhelmmohan4605 take this
9:55 the censored beep makes me funny LOL
Lmao Its me funny too😭
ok. pause at 10:07 He really is an adorable fire hydrant ever.
I would watch the Hallmark greeting card channel all day and be 110% entertained
5:04 That has got to be the most surreal cutaway I've seen in a long time.
LEMONS ARE GOD'S CHILDREN!
5:37 No Peter. You don’t posses ANY parenting skills.
2:05 this is the shot you been waiting for
4:36 Lois : Peter are those testicles where did you get those. Peter : I don’t remember
Amazing performance from Bryan Cranston, the sheer talent and emotion in that sneeze was simply immaculate.
4:25 me listening to reddit sleepover story videos
8:47 ayo lmao
@10:15 maybe he should have said "Santa doesn't come until I do". XD
LMAOOO
1:54 this actually made me laugh out loud
That janitor is screwed for not putting on gloves before getting to work
The Kennedy and Stewie dressed up as a fire hydrant cutaways, are the best 😂😂😂
Is no-one gonna talk about how meg said "OUR bath is ready"
Alabama 💯
Some ppl already did
Incest is NOT wincest.
Yeah that's the entire joke... That's the entire point of that clip
5:07, hilarious chris griffen moment.
Comedy gold
@@joaquinm9148 exactly
"Chris Griffin"
Bro when the doctor pulled up and started mopping i died laughing 😂 💀
Really? I thought that gag was really lame
@@thewinner7382who cares
"Hi I'm Judge Judy, i get paid 45 Million Dollars a year to yell at people who have nothing "... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:22 took me a while to get it lol
Quagmire don’t use rubbers
He kinda looks like a bullet
1:34 I can't stop laughing-
Ikr lol I'm dying 🤣 😂
8:21 aight we gonna ignore the fact Stella heard the question even tho she’s deaf lmao
She can read lips
@@GB-jo5gy makes sense
@@GB-jo5gy Yeah they explained that In one episode
I Feel Like That Boxing Match Has A Double Meaning lol. Why Does Every Fight Have To Come Down To The Death? 😂😂
3:35 cuttest cigarette ever
You mean "cutest cigarette ever".
"KILL ME I'M IN CONSTANT PAIN"
-Kermie Jr.
So thats where it's from
The deaf kid skit is pure gold😭😭
Bruh 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Faking a sneeze is notoriously difficult. Cranston did a great job.
No it isn’t.
@@billyskittles1036 Yes it is
8:08-
Peter: “You Shall Battle To The Death And The Winner Shall Be Given His Freedom!”
Ants: “Nope, We Choose Life!”
8:14
🏆 *BEST CUTAWAY EVER* 🏆 goes to… 05:18
✅ Why is that his costume❓
✅ Why did they keep it❓
✅ Did he wear it to school❓
✅ How could he/his family afford that quality of costume❓
✅ What was his response to Quagmire (as in did he say condom or did he go with “a rubber” or “a jimmy”)❓
🤷🏼♂️ *I know it’s a cartoon…* but I want a _FULL EPISODE_ based on this cutaway ❣️
The real question is, do you have one, skippy?
No @@beardedentity the real question is how does the CEO of sex Glenn Quagmire not know what a condom is even if he never uses one
I like when Stewie acts like a little kid.
“ I don’t know where they’re getting all this weed” 😂😂😂 6:00
0:42 best explanation of a card ever 🤣🤣🤣
1:44 what peter should've said: *"Oh I thought he was throwing up gang signs"*
9:40 got me laughing for a min~~~
Why?
“What do you want😡”
“Meth”
“Okay🙂”
The finisher was savage.
R.I.P Marvin Gaye
"What do you want?"
"Meth"
"Ok"
Never fails to make me laugh
So more many funnier gags in this compilation
0:03
3:04 Aaaaaand now there’s no pie at all.
9:46 I like this
The deaf games had me rolling
Yeah i thought that was class🤣🤣
The Hell’s Angel/Santa bit gets me every time! 😆
Does anyone else remember Josh being one of the possible names of the janitor from scrubs? I think this is him!
3:23 Peter being pregnant with a baby cigarette killed me lol
Awesome sauce!!! Thank you for posting this!!!
0:03 in case nobody understood, his sneeze sounded like "Achievement" lmfao I think this is hilarious
No.
5:46 Zootopia 2
I laugh at the apple picking part. It's funny that Joe can actually cook an apple pie.
6:43 Why is this the best one. 😂
Tom Cruise: "you're coming with me because I'm definitely over six feet and you're not handsome" pretty much sums up his entire movies.
"i don't have the parenting skills necessary to deal with this. I might move."
7:29 Just WOW.
The Kennedy one got me.
😅😆🤣😂
Are you a Kennedy?
Then yes, it got you
@dehydratedwater9806 Jesus thats dark 🤣
Family guy compilations are like my third favorite type of compilations but the only kind I can watch on UA-cam. Thank you.
I can’t figure it out. Is the joke that he doesn’t know what a condom is, or he doesn’t use them…
It's that he doesn't use them, I think
Both
Both, probably. He doesn't use them, so he doesn't know what they are
He doesn't use them, so he doesn't know what they are
He doesn’t use them, so he has no clue as to what Chris is supposed to be.
3:55 really i think hes also doing: breathing,existing and talking
10:23 the best one
**extremely depressed sigh**
Death to America...
I have never loved a cutaway from Family Guy so fuckin' much in my whole life!!!
Can you imagine the type of bomb he would set up, it would just cover everybody in black makeup and immigrant tears !
6:53 is the best joke they ever did
L🤣L
"Oh, Billy. I like you as a friend" 😂😂
The sign language 😂 Peter thought he was defending himself by a terrible karate 😂
5:17 Begining of joke that leads to thumbnail.
Thank you
4:19 I thought that was amber heard lol except the character’s performance is so much better then hers
Bruh the lemonade stand had me screaming
6:32 & butter sauce!
Don’t boil me, I’m still alive!
Iraq lobster! Iraq lobster!
Prior to watching breaking bad I never knew who Bryan Cranston was, knowing who he is now makes the scene 10x funnier
the marvin gaye one got me
I was over after that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:45 My Favourite Cutaway XD
The Kennedy reunion one lmfao
8:13
Peter would you like a glass of- OHH MY GOD!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY GOD WITH THOSE ANTS!
0:10
The most annoying part of fallout 4 replays be like
5:30 i just realised chris' closet doesn't even open into a closet he just has 2 doors
2:51
Joe: my brother
Quagmire: me
yes
I’ll admit it took me a solid 5 seconds before I got “deaf games” and they were boxing while the bell rang 😂😂
My man was awake during this 1:54
That birthday card would actually be pretty cool
That Kennedy joke got me😅😂🤣
2:02 dude just manually fell unconscious when he got help
I usually laugh at dark jokes, but the Marvin Gaye’s dad bit left me speechless
9:51 that is so true, but if we're all in that situation he wouldn't be able to hand me the trophy 🤣🤣🤣
WALTER WHITE NOOOO WAYYYY
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY GOD WITH THOSE ANTS" that line got me 😂
3:30🤣🤣
What the actual f hes having baby!? 🤣