Michael Reeves Gifts Pokimane 55 Gallons of Oil

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  • Опубліковано 28 тра 2024
  • #valkyrae #offlinetv #pokimane
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  • @seraf8297
    @seraf8297 Місяць тому +26010

    A drum of crude oil is exactly the shit I would expect Michael to white elephant someone with

    • @EarthSpirit.easyzdota
      @EarthSpirit.easyzdota Місяць тому +201

      *25 drums of crude oil

    • @negoblle
      @negoblle Місяць тому +91

      @@EarthSpirit.easyzdota 25..55 gallon drums of crude oil... 1,375 gallons of crude

    • @membranealpha5961
      @membranealpha5961 Місяць тому +6

      @@EarthSpirit.easyzdota no?

    • @EarthSpirit.easyzdota
      @EarthSpirit.easyzdota Місяць тому +49

      @@membranealpha5961watch the video again blud. Brodin says he’ll ship the other 24 to poki

    • @membranealpha5961
      @membranealpha5961 Місяць тому +21

      @@EarthSpirit.easyzdota i do be a little restarted. sorry about that lmao

  • @rpgilroy
    @rpgilroy Місяць тому +22574

    "She chose the gift what a fuckin idiot" LMFAOOOOO Michael is way too funny man

  • @deathwrow9652
    @deathwrow9652 Місяць тому +13610

    Missed the best part .. "You could dump it in the ocean!"

    • @_patch21
      @_patch21 Місяць тому +353

      then followed up with, "any body of water, hinestly"

    • @lmcchadgamer5703
      @lmcchadgamer5703 22 дні тому +87

      “for fun”

    • @megastuffed6221
      @megastuffed6221 21 день тому +79

      I do this with my used car batteries to help the electric eels stay charged up 😁

    • @French_Fry
      @French_Fry 16 днів тому +12

      ​@megastuffed6221 that's my favourite safe and legal thrill

    • @Mr.Ghost.2103
      @Mr.Ghost.2103 15 днів тому

      Dump it in the sea

  • @ClingyParasite
    @ClingyParasite Місяць тому +8306

    "We will ship the other 24 to you" oh god it wasn't just one barrel

    • @USKid123
      @USKid123 Місяць тому +136

      During the original MW2 days, they kept track of the number of Barrels blown up and about how much that was worth. At that time, a barrel was about $88. According to the this video, the price went WAY down. More than half.

    • @Drathrin
      @Drathrin Місяць тому

      @@USKid123 during early covid they were paying people to take it

    • @total_blasphemy
      @total_blasphemy 27 днів тому +48

      @@USKid123the video was like a few years ago and each barrel is worth like 4k now

    • @YoutubeIsRetarded689
      @YoutubeIsRetarded689 27 днів тому

      @@total_blasphemy Thanks to Former Vice President Joe Biden.

    •  26 днів тому +117

      ​​@@total_blasphemy lol 4k each??? You are way off. By your calculation, unrefined oil is 72$ per gallon. Its actually 1.5$ per gallon.
      A barrel of oil is worth 81$ today.

  • @user-ri8qz5pj7u
    @user-ri8qz5pj7u Місяць тому +3112

    Poor naughty kids gets coal. Rich naughty kids gets oil 😂😂😂

    • @kyekruchoski1457
      @kyekruchoski1457 Місяць тому +51

      As a fellow American I need to know the locations of these rich naughty kids. And Highlight the ones in the Middle East

    • @zendricvoider
      @zendricvoider Місяць тому

      @@kyekruchoski1457 Or you could look around the financial districts... you'll get some good results there too hehe

    • @patrickriarchy6054
      @patrickriarchy6054 22 дні тому +13

      Saudi kids get oil fields.

    • @user-yb8xz6gt3o
      @user-yb8xz6gt3o 21 день тому +4

      So you called Poki naughty

    • @alext6933
      @alext6933 21 день тому +1

      ​@@user-yb8xz6gt3o of course she is. For a multitude of reasons

  • @Notthebloodgod812
    @Notthebloodgod812 Місяць тому +3872

    I don’t know what terrifies me more the fact that Michael bought Pokimane a barrel of crude oil while ominously tossed a lighter up and down or the fact that Michael Reeves has access to a supply of crude oil

    • @AsuraTheBass
      @AsuraTheBass Місяць тому +284

      To make it more terrifying, that's not a lighter that's a fuckin utility knife LMAO

    • @ChromaticEagle
      @ChromaticEagle Місяць тому +137

      @@AsuraTheBassI feel more at ease with the knife

    • @Pachyderm3
      @Pachyderm3 25 днів тому +64

      It's not hard to buy crude oil tbh

    • @BHsss13
      @BHsss13 25 днів тому +25

      You can buy crude oil too lol

    • @anothnypitt443
      @anothnypitt443 21 день тому +60

      Its not hard to buy crude oil.... really the only thing stopping people is... why? Not much you can do with it besides refine it
      Also the cost could be a huge deterrent since shipping something that size by freight is never cheap.

  • @jackal04
    @jackal04 Місяць тому +4848

    "The US government would like to know your location"

    • @justifierop
      @justifierop Місяць тому +8

      💀

    • @patrickriarchy6054
      @patrickriarchy6054 22 дні тому +26

      They're going to free the hell out of em.

    • @prolific1518
      @prolific1518 21 день тому +25

      Democracy is calling

    • @kwyatt261
      @kwyatt261 21 день тому

      If all of you weren't dependent on the little cheap plastic comforts and conveniences of "civilization," the private equity which controls the government wouldn't have the power it does to "impose democracy" in conveniently resource heavy areas around the globe, thus stopping colonization in its tracks. But you will continue to participate "unkowingly" in the colonization mindset which makes you sick.

    • @Koll-Manee
      @Koll-Manee 19 днів тому +8

      What is America gonna invade its self? They’re in LA…

  • @Just_Deven
    @Just_Deven Місяць тому +3278

    Micheal being a little gremlin is great

  • @lowfpsman
    @lowfpsman Місяць тому +1601

    Rae: it's a barrel killed me XDDDD

  • @homestyle2000
    @homestyle2000 Місяць тому +477

    crude oil one year, shiny cube things the next, i honestly cant wait for Michael's next gifts...

    • @meridian6042
      @meridian6042 Місяць тому +13

      "your bedroom gets painted vanta black"

    • @StillNightss
      @StillNightss День тому

      “A radioactive keychain! 1 hour of it on your person is equivalent to 75 thousand x rays!”

    • @homestyle2000
      @homestyle2000 День тому

      @@StillNightss you laugh but i used to have a keychain with tritium inside that would excite a glow in the dark section to always glow… it was really cool until i lost it. I looked for it everywhere with my own 3 eyes but could not find it for the life of me…

  • @IzeyQ22
    @IzeyQ22 Місяць тому +800

    Didn't know rae had a fear of barrels😂

  • @OctagonalSquare
    @OctagonalSquare Місяць тому +412

    The disgusted “it’s a barrel” is very funny to me

    • @t3hd0n
      @t3hd0n Місяць тому

      They probably thought it was gonna be that barrel of lube

    • @bgill7475
      @bgill7475 20 днів тому +9

      She’s a Pewdiepie fan

    • @eddiepatch2
      @eddiepatch2 16 днів тому

      she was thinking it was the 55 gallon barrel of lube LUL

    • @trouty7947
      @trouty7947 11 днів тому

      The is a *very different* kind of... Oil that is also sold in 55 gallon barrels lmao

  • @cyanide7270
    @cyanide7270 15 днів тому +47

    The gleeful "She chose the gift, what a fuckin idiot!" is magical.
    Michael truly is a gift to the world. Only good thing to come out of that house in YEARS.

  • @yungvision1
    @yungvision1 24 дні тому +150

    Michael is legitimately the only one who understood how this game is played

    • @maltesefalcon85
      @maltesefalcon85 21 день тому +15

      and he beat poki who was trying to game the system

  • @kangbang718
    @kangbang718 Місяць тому +297

    at this point, it’d be weird for michael to show up with a normal gift

    • @Fleato
      @Fleato 15 днів тому +2

      if micheal showed up with a normal gift... run.......
      actually that sound slike his next video idea probably. and you know like 5 months away prob enough time for a reeves upload. a little early though.

    • @kangbang718
      @kangbang718 14 днів тому

      @@Fleato gta 6 will be out before his next video

  • @sushikai7566
    @sushikai7566 Місяць тому +212

    Should’ve kept Michael’s gift, would’ve made 4x the profits now

    • @maximusd26
      @maximusd26 Місяць тому +7

      smartest investment i ever seen

    • @chantz7515
      @chantz7515 17 днів тому +8

      Not really. I work on a oil rig. That entire drum is worth less than $100. It would cost more to ship that single barrel and refine it into anything useful at all. Idk why you think its super valuable because its not. It's only valuable in the sense that when we drill for it we produce almost half a million barrels of it at a time.

    • @finkyfamboni4333
      @finkyfamboni4333 15 днів тому +1

      @@chantz7515 she wouldnt actually getting 25 barrels of crude oil, the oil drum shown is empty and just a prop, she would have just owned a share of oil that is equivalent to 25 barrels.

    • @chantz7515
      @chantz7515 15 днів тому +2

      ​@@finkyfamboni4333 you dont even know what you're talking about when you say "share of oil" and thats still only $2500. And if you're talking about a stock when you say share, when you buy an oil ETF or future, you dont actually have any rights at all to physical oil.

    • @ttv_zombiefetus1710
      @ttv_zombiefetus1710 15 днів тому +3

      @@chantz7515found the government employee trying to keep his riches to himself

  • @makuwakuwa
    @makuwakuwa 15 днів тому +21

    “55 gallons of crude oil!”
    *tism object fidgeting intensifies*

  • @OctagonalSquare
    @OctagonalSquare Місяць тому +67

    “Wooooo! She chose the gift!!!” -Toad from the Mario series

  • @bembleton
    @bembleton 21 день тому +47

    Yeah that drum is completely empty.
    The sound it makes and the ease of which hi picked it up onto the dolly gave it away.

    • @DaesoTheOne
      @DaesoTheOne 16 днів тому +5

      You know how dangerous Crude Oil is when not handled correctly, right? Ofc they aren't going to give someone an entire DRUM of crude oil because that's dangerous.

    • @danielb6472
      @danielb6472 16 днів тому +7

      ​@@DaesoTheOneyou're right, it'll make a mess that's kinda hard to clean up... What else? Could potentially irritate the skin a little? Could be lit on fire if you poured it out and had an open flame near it, but it'd be harder to light than a dozen other things in that room, including their clothes.
      I work with thousands of gallons of this stuff every day, there's nothing overtly hazardous about it in its crude form. When it's processed and turned into fuel, that's when it gets especially dangerous. Don't drink it, don't put it on your face, and don't pour it onto an open fire... Basically treat it like any household cleaner you've ever seen and you'll be fine.

    • @DaesoTheOne
      @DaesoTheOne 16 днів тому

      @@danielb6472 myb I was thinking of ammonium nitrate

    • @danielb6472
      @danielb6472 16 днів тому +4

      @@DaesoTheOne oh, yeah that stuff sounds scary, and is heavily regulated afaik. Crude oil is, to my knowledge, only difficult to get by a private person because there just isn't a reason for anyone without a refinery to have it. There isn't a method in place to sell and get it to anyone in such small quantities. My guess is that he wasn't joking about having another 24 barrels, because that's probably the smallest quantity he could get a producer to sell him.

    • @DaesoTheOne
      @DaesoTheOne 16 днів тому +1

      @danielb6472 So bro spent almost $2,000 on a white elephant gift exchange? Dam I wish I had that much disposable income

  • @gmanhass
    @gmanhass Місяць тому +64

    Micheal always had a crude sense of humor 😂

  • @andrewsumale6232
    @andrewsumale6232 Місяць тому +136

    Next two days on Google: "what can I do with crude oil?"

  • @deyanaclark7132
    @deyanaclark7132 Місяць тому +46

    That dude’s so Willy Wonka coded

  • @dinoszografos3244
    @dinoszografos3244 Місяць тому +15

    Michael the type of guy to buy someone galvanized square steel beams

    • @luckyjim37
      @luckyjim37 17 днів тому

      and he gets his nuts and bolts from is aunt

  • @gardenpop
    @gardenpop 17 днів тому +7

    Michael was the only one who understood that the game was white Elephant.

  • @thrashandburn10221
    @thrashandburn10221 Місяць тому +52

    Michael: I infused your gift with the power of 🌈 DYSTOPIA 🌈

  • @jiffylou98
    @jiffylou98 14 днів тому +3

    I love that I knew exactly why michael got oil instantly. It's the most stable resale price on the planet

  • @brandoncolon1160
    @brandoncolon1160 21 день тому +4

    I mean his gift to jodie a.k.a quarterjade being a solid tungsten cube im not suprised poki gets a oil drum filled with crude oil

  • @robertwolfgan
    @robertwolfgan 19 днів тому +4

    So it's not 1 barrel of crude oil but 25 in total? Aw, good ol' Michael Reeves.

  • @PitufosRobin
    @PitufosRobin 22 дні тому +8

    Missed the part where it's empty one handed tilt lmao

    • @b-radtank
      @b-radtank 19 днів тому

      I was thinking either he’s stronger than me or it’s an empty barrel

  • @cragnorthegoblinking4269
    @cragnorthegoblinking4269 Місяць тому +44

    I'd love that shit, I'd keep it in my room and use it to just put magnets and shit on it.

    • @azzix45
      @azzix45 Місяць тому +13

      House fire:

  • @gianenci
    @gianenci 20 днів тому +3

    Michael always confirms to be the most funny and villanous man on the planet

  • @phoenix121084
    @phoenix121084 10 днів тому +1

    I swear he’s running around like the treasure goblin from diablo 3

  • @thecosmicjoker4419
    @thecosmicjoker4419 11 днів тому +1

    You get 55 gallons of crude oil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the way he says it

  • @autumneagle
    @autumneagle 14 днів тому +1

    And this is how Poke became an oil tycoon

  • @sethlast9024
    @sethlast9024 11 днів тому +1

    It’s so funny how she sees the package and says, “oh my god it’s oil isn’t it” like she’s been asking for it all year 😭😭😭

  • @denialz1460
    @denialz1460 22 години тому

    The "what a fuckin idiot" is so funny as he's just prancing away

  • @kingzeno1708
    @kingzeno1708 5 днів тому

    looking back now in hindsight this is a great investment gift

  • @danjak_rpg
    @danjak_rpg Місяць тому +2

    Lock Your Doors...
    Do not respond when you hear the eagle

  • @PangolinStirfry
    @PangolinStirfry 7 днів тому

    They have oil. There's an Apache attack chopper flying over the house rn

  • @reka10
    @reka10 Місяць тому +10

    that's probably tripled in value at this point.

    • @BenSTA09
      @BenSTA09 22 дні тому +1

      WTI crude is up 15%. Unless he bought in September then it would be down 10%

    • @chantz7515
      @chantz7515 17 днів тому

      literally not even close buddy.

  • @Dragonpike
    @Dragonpike 16 днів тому

    Years late and this never gets old. Michael Reeves is the best kind of deranged

  • @brettsutherland8390
    @brettsutherland8390 13 днів тому

    He's such a chaos goblin 😂

  • @almond6520
    @almond6520 11 днів тому

    In the description before I clicked the short, it stopped at 55 gallon, I thought it was gonna say “55 gallon barrel of lube.” 😂

  • @Serryy
    @Serryy 4 години тому

    American military about to show up at Pokis door

  • @rjkenney7054
    @rjkenney7054 13 днів тому

    Playing with a box cutter the entire time is madness and I’m here for it

  • @MrWhateverfits
    @MrWhateverfits 11 днів тому

    It was empty. One you can hear it resonating when its moved, and Michael moved it on the the hand truck with just one arm.

  • @soske_aizen_
    @soske_aizen_ 19 днів тому +1

    Someone said oil 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 13 днів тому

    I'm going to assume that fireplace in the back is a monitor. 🔥

  • @OhNehNee
    @OhNehNee 14 днів тому

    i would be funny if poki’s subsequent streams had barrels of oil in the background

  • @user-mp5jf2sz6c
    @user-mp5jf2sz6c 25 днів тому +1

    US: I'm watching you reeves...

  • @blueicer101
    @blueicer101 8 днів тому

    The real gift was content and we all know pokimane would eat that up.

  • @Rubiksguy
    @Rubiksguy 14 днів тому

    I wore that same Christmas sweater playing Rudy in a local play!

  • @travishoyt1068
    @travishoyt1068 13 днів тому

    Best. Gift. Ever.

  • @BenVR314
    @BenVR314 13 днів тому

    Bro said “oil up” very politely

  • @Julzilla
    @Julzilla 15 днів тому

    In Michael's next video, he is going to recreate the Lebanon storage shed explosion in the Offline TV house! Hell yeah!

  • @judaslink3588
    @judaslink3588 10 днів тому

    "what gift do u give to someone that has everything" 55gallons of crude oil baby!!!!! Michael is a fuckin menace

  • @michaelscotthawthorn7871
    @michaelscotthawthorn7871 2 дні тому

    USA: Oil? Pokimane's crimes have gone unaddressed for too long.

  • @JimmyEatDirt
    @JimmyEatDirt 18 днів тому

    You know when he wheeled in a barrel i half expected Michael to have bought the 50 gallon drum of "personal lubricant" from amazon.

  • @caydenbrown7111
    @caydenbrown7111 8 днів тому

    With the amount of consumption of gas and oil right now I would gladly take it for when everything runs out in 40-60 years

  • @notinterested8452
    @notinterested8452 13 днів тому

    he gifted the leader of just stop-p oil a barrel of crude, gold.

  • @KingOmegaZyro
    @KingOmegaZyro 19 днів тому

    "Dump it in the ocean for fun. Throw it in a lake." 😂😂🤣

  • @wyattgollogly4853
    @wyattgollogly4853 24 дні тому

    that's a unique way to tell bro to oil up 💀

  • @nazaire7
    @nazaire7 19 днів тому

    Straight up goblin mode as he ran off.

  • @thomas399-t2o
    @thomas399-t2o День тому

    typical Harry and Hermione shenanigans

  • @merlinthewizard3221
    @merlinthewizard3221 19 днів тому

    "Why do you want this?"
    "Oh I don't, did you not catch why I called you an idiot?"

  • @MARIK_21
    @MARIK_21 15 днів тому

    that sht gonna be worth multiple countries years from now

  • @D34TH_ExE
    @D34TH_ExE 23 дні тому

    One night, she will start hearing feint sounds of Ride of the Valkyries

  • @starbeast6313
    @starbeast6313 Місяць тому +2

    now she can help him kill turtles

  • @SleepyMagii
    @SleepyMagii 17 днів тому

    Dude let his futures contract close 😳

  • @jayuppercase3398
    @jayuppercase3398 15 днів тому

    You can see how easily he rocks it back that the barrel is empty

  • @josiahtaylor2246
    @josiahtaylor2246 15 днів тому

    That's kind of a fantastic gift tbh

  • @Replistic
    @Replistic 15 днів тому

    Nicest way of saying oil up🥰

  • @HumptyJerky
    @HumptyJerky 22 години тому

    Merica gonna be calling

  • @jollisanoob
    @jollisanoob 11 днів тому +1

    america: so i heard someone needs freedom?

  • @Jaybird913
    @Jaybird913 14 днів тому

    Michael preparing fir the apocalypse shits getting real

  • @onesack9614
    @onesack9614 Місяць тому +1

    I’ve never followed otv stuff but this made my die laughing ahaha

  • @cortsilver2564
    @cortsilver2564 12 днів тому

    When Michael starts jumping up and down like a goblin you know you fucked up

  • @L.Oswald
    @L.Oswald 14 днів тому

    Lmao she was given a task 😅😂

  • @Mr__Crow__W
    @Mr__Crow__W 14 днів тому

    Depending on the year this was filmed the investment could’ve doubled fr

  • @jamesmendoza456
    @jamesmendoza456 14 днів тому

    She was like it’s exactly what I wanted 😄

  • @mysterynotch9098
    @mysterynotch9098 3 дні тому

    39 missed calls from America

  • @brandonk2112
    @brandonk2112 15 днів тому

    He’s such a gremlin it’s incredible

  • @sergiorichter4193
    @sergiorichter4193 12 днів тому

    Michael is unhinged 🤣

  • @irishgaming1651
    @irishgaming1651 12 днів тому

    The Urbans discovered an oil barrel like Neanderthals to fire.

  • @sankethgadagi1482
    @sankethgadagi1482 15 днів тому

    Atleast it's an appreciating asset.

  • @Minecraftwargod926
    @Minecraftwargod926 8 днів тому

    One of history's greatest moments I still think of this regularly Micheal is my meme Lord and Savior.

  • @Zack-id1cl
    @Zack-id1cl 15 днів тому

    "Why do you want this?"
    I don't want it.
    *Entire rooms becomes unintelligible noises and screams*

  • @shmeaty5123
    @shmeaty5123 5 днів тому

    It’s actually fairly cheap per barrel of crude oil, as of today it’s around 88-90

  • @AMobutter
    @AMobutter 15 днів тому

    *29654 missed calls from America*

  • @V1G1LANTEK9
    @V1G1LANTEK9 16 днів тому

    Michael Reeves with access to a crude oil reserve is somehow terrifying also... fucking hell thats black gold right now

  • @puregero
    @puregero 16 днів тому

    This is my favourite otv scene ever

  • @billyoconnor7817
    @billyoconnor7817 12 днів тому

    pokimane the sort of person who is always checking her hair is right for the camera

  • @Salaundre
    @Salaundre 18 днів тому

    This is just like the block of Tungsten he gave her.

  • @donutdude4174
    @donutdude4174 12 днів тому

    Not a bad gift, it's like gold just blacker

  • @fernandoarraes8601
    @fernandoarraes8601 25 днів тому

    I have to myself that this is OFFLINE TV’s greatest moment. I never laughed so much

  • @kinmyname
    @kinmyname 18 днів тому

    So pogchamp Hurrdy Durr 😂

  • @graysun1929
    @graysun1929 19 днів тому

    Hide that I hear fortunate son start to play!

  • @dingus5565
    @dingus5565 11 днів тому

    Freedom inbound, bröther!

  • @justsomeguywithhalfamustac4600
    @justsomeguywithhalfamustac4600 10 днів тому

    "does it smell bad?"
    Why would that be the first thought for a card ..

  • @joshuafranklin9630
    @joshuafranklin9630 17 днів тому

    Don't worry we'll be coming for that soon. - just some Army dude