I am from Romania, after thousand of years of vampirism we managed to communicate telepathically with people in richer countries and can finally watch your videos through their eyes.
I am from Bangladesh. After a hard 18 hour job shift in nearby garments, i swam for 5.55 hour in my flood ridden village and got on top of a coconut tree to get some internet and watch this 4.38 min long video. Truly appreciate the mastermind and super analytical abilities that went behind this video.
@@hodralamesa5672 SHENZI SANA!!! 😹😹😹 Am a full blown Dholuo...acha nianze.. I use only Wi-Fi..km c ya Faiba basi ilitokwa airport ikauzwa from Githurai 💔🤣 Cjui nikukorogee Englis ama niachie 2 apo kuprove my autonomous and monochromatic ancestry 😹
dunno, seems like a life and death kinda difference, 20k you can make in a relatively short period of time in the west if you care about it, definitly in 5 years you could have save that.
@@thelouster5815 crypto is the biggest bubble of them all and collapses as soon as people want to retrieve their dollars from thether which is the biggest fraud that ever existed
As an Indian, with my daytime job as a snakecharmer, I charmed a Python who then wrote the code for my internet. While fighting a tiger, I watched your video. Thank you, come again.
no you really can, a large portion of experimental treatments are extremely expensive, BUT arguably you can avoid MOST issues by having the money to better take care of you / catch things earlier. poor and eating mcd all day will end u quicker than catered meals perfectly balanced made fresh every day lol.
Watching this from South Africa, had to ride my Elephant for 6 months to the only place with a wifi signal. Paid 2 pigs and 3 chickens for a 10 minute connection.
Bro in Africa there are thousands of languages all different within countries and out.. and few speak English as a nation language specifically those who were colonised by Britain
I laughed hard lol, and I'm from Bolivia, still livin' there but planning to move to the US, preferably Detroit, that Kiss rock song really made me fell in love with Detroit.
Coming from Ghana, had swim through one of the largest man made lakes in the world to go to school and then graduate to then get a 10 year old phone with internet access weaker than a candle flame in a tornado to watch this
"Grandparents had 5 kids, parents had 3 kids, you're gonna put a stop to it once and for all" I really don't like how perfectly that described my current situation.
@@wgcdrelliot8989 sure you can "want" them as much as you want.. whether you'll actually get them is a different story. or are you the badguy that wants to destroy the world .... ...slowly, by increasing the overpopulation?
As a Mozambican, having stolen the president's phone with the assistance of my arsenal of iguanas, i could truly relate to the low life and struggles you mentioned, that are worsening our lives each and every day, thankfully, my mother just got her paycheck consisting of 50 fresh cockroaches, so we may be having dinner this month.
I took a different route, I made an average everyday indian meal, fed it to a first world country tourist, then used the stream of diarrhea to power a turbine that gave me internet for this video
Im from Brazil, and just now out of 4 years i successfully connected to the underwater cables in the Atlantic using only dirt, wood and guns from the local militia. Im watching your video on modified coconut.
From Vietnam, after being trees for years and years, we are finally able to develop sight and watch this video through tourists' phones who are lured to our country by the reputation of our foods.
3lie TechHack forced labor in third world countries are the ones actually producing the shit we where everyday. They don’t make like anything so they could never buy what they’re making
As a Jamaican, you’re absolutely right. I had to make my donkey run around my phone ten times while singing Bob Marley to be able to watch this video 👍🏽👍🏽
I watched this from Siberian Russia and luckily the political prisoners only had to do 16.5 hours of hard labor to generate the electricity need for the internet router and computer power.
I'm Indian and pretty sure that it isn't a third world country anymore. It's developing and modernizing quick. (Not hating, get that ur comment is a joke pls dont r/whoosh me)
As a Nigerian, I had to scam an old white lady into thinking I was a Nigerian prince just so I could afford the internet to watch this video. In fact, even with that, I am standing on my roof right now for a connection. All this so I can appreciate this masterpiece of a video.
From Spain, we had to do a paella for 1.000 people while dancing flamenco so the tourist came and brought with them internet connection to watch your videos. Some of them jumped to an empty pool lol.
I can confirm being from Australia I had to wrestle 500 crocodiles to afford one minute of internet, while riding my pet kangaroo to school and dodging spiders the size of cars
From Canada, I had to passive aggressively email tech support because my internet was slightly slower and I didn’t have the confidence to call without profusely apologizing for the inconvenience
@@lmnop01 Also from Canada, I heard that they have even better reception at the Tim Hortons. But it’s pretty far away, it’s a half hour moose ride to the goose port, from there it’s 3 hour goose flight, I wish you best of luck, eh
I love how you take your time to educate your viewers we all strive towards financial stability and a better Life. It is easy to achieve this through the right investment, by living frugally and budgeting. I'm glad I learnt early in life to work hard for financial freedom
Even though I engage in investing, I feel disheartened by my lack of expertise in assessing the performance of individual companies and determining the optimal timing for stock purchases. The erosion of my financial reserves due to inflation adds to my concerns. At this point, I require precise market trajectory information, but I find myself unsure about the appropriate course of action.
I wholeheartedly concur, which is why I opt to entrust the day-to-day decision-making to an investing coach. With their specialized knowledge and extensive research, it is highly unlikely for them to underperform. Their expertise is centered around harnessing the asymmetrical potential of risks while also employing measures to safeguard against unfavorable outcomes. I have been collaborating with an investment coach for more than two years
my financial advisor is 'Vivian Carol Gioia’. I found her on a CNBC interview where she was featured Afterwards I reached out to her. she has since then provided me with entry and exit points in securities I focus on.
“I could pay $5,000 for a Gucci suit and people might think I’m cool but if I were actually cool, Gucci would’ve paid me to wear it.” I actually got caught off guard with how you just went right to the next point after saying this. I literally had no idea what just happened, but thank you for spilling some truth.
As a Puerto Rican, I can confirm I had to pray to the rain gods atop a mountain in an active hurricane to be struck by lightning and therefore charge my phone.
I’m from Malawi and it’s been 4 years but I finally sold enough goat milk to afford my 5 minutes of internet to watch your video, dream big hard work pays
These are very valuable rules for anybody who wants to get rich. Unfortunately, most people who will watch this video will not really be able to apply the principles. We may not want to admit, but as Warren Buffett once said, investing is like any other profession-- it requires a certain level of expertise. No surprise that some people are losing a lot of money in the bear market, while others are making hundreds of thousands in profit. I just don't know how they do it. I have about $89k now to put in the market.
Understanding personal finances and investing will most likely lead to greater financial independence. By being knowledgeable about money and investing, individuals can make informed decisions about how to save, spend, and invest their money. I know someone who made over $350k in this recession influenced market, but to the best of my knowledge, it was through a financial advisor.
Yeah, financial advisors could make a lot of difference, particularly in a market such as this. Stocks are pretty unstable at the moment, but if you do the right math, you should be just fine. Bloomberg and other finance media have been recording cases of folks gaining over 250k just in a matter of weeks/couple months, so I think there are a lot of wealth transfer in this downtime if you know where to look. I have been using an FA since 2019, and I return at least $21k ROI, and this does not include capital gain.
@@martingiavarini Would you mind telling me how to contact this specific coach using their service? You seem to have the solution, as opposed to the rest of us.
@@Oly_laura I really don't like making such recommendations, because everybody's situation is unique. But there are many freelance wealth managers you could check out. I have been working with “Catherine Morrison Evans” for about four years now, and she's really, really good. If she meets your discretion, then you could go ahead with her. I endorse her.
@@martingiavarini Thanks for sharing this. I did my own little research, and your advisor looks advanced and experienced. I wrote her and dialed her twice but she didn't pick up so I scheduled a phone call.
From India here, and I can confirm that I was able to save enough from the little store that I own where people tip me for saying "thank you, come again" to purchase just enough internet to watch this.
well, as a third world country citizen (Iraq) I say we have internet but it is kinda slow I started watching this video in 2017 and I have just finished watching it It's 2019 now ...
My connection's so slow I started reading your comment three years before you posted it and it's finally finished downloading in 2019. I think my connection is packet-switched public rumour mill. ... there's a video to go with this??
As a Zimbabwean, from the harsh streets of Harare, I had to pick pockets millions of RTGS(never mind it's our local currency) to buy a stolen phone to watch your videos, thanks dude
As a Colombian, I had to walk with my donkey four hours trought the jungle to sell a 10Kg bag of Coca leaves and get 5 minutes of internet connection every day to watch your videos.
Watching from Nigeria. Just finished gutting my 3rd elephant of the day, and I am watching this on my way back to the tribe to share the meat amongst the elders and gods
Here in India We sacrifice the young peasants while riding on a cow, before getting the blessings from Lord Ganesha (god with a human body and and elephant head) The cultural shock may be severe but hey.... At least we get the same amount of internet And that's all that matters
I’m from America, and I had to stop paying for health insurance so I could afford the internet to watch this video. Feels good to live in a first world country
@@polite_as_fuck that's a misdirection. We want you to think it's only maple syrup. What we actually have will terrify the world! Highly-intelligent weaponized beavers that say sorry!
As a Brazilian guy I can assure you that I needed to do a few things before I have access to internet. First, after I moved from the forest where I used to hunt with arrows and fishing with spears while I swinging through the trees, I started to learn to dance Samba in the Carnaval and during the rest of the year I just practiced football and started to gain some mirrors, this month I also got the last version of a computer with windows 98, they said it was the most recent technology
I am from Romania, after thousand of years of vampirism we managed to communicate telepathically with people in richer countries and can finally watch your videos through their eyes.
HA! and I thought you were watching it from another live Romanians phone while sucking their blood. my bad.
💀💀
Staiiii ceeee
You’re saying this while Romania has one of the fastest internet connections in the world 😂
Can confirm
From India , can confirm I watched this after riding a cow for 3 hours and making the cables dance to my flute for the connection
feel you my man . god bless India XD
bahahah
Same #relatable
Amazing. Best comment.
I have been doing the same
Watching from Jamaica.. I smoke weed every day and as such I’ve ascended and can now access the internet from my mind.
Real talk bro
Herbs really be takin you places
😂
Whoever you are, respect dude.
Now that's what I like to call talent
My focking god im dying thats the funniest shit i've ever heard
I am from Bangladesh. After a hard 18 hour job shift in nearby garments, i swam for 5.55 hour in my flood ridden village and got on top of a coconut tree to get some internet and watch this 4.38 min long video. Truly appreciate the mastermind and super analytical abilities that went behind this video.
hey same here!
Vai thik asen to
Brooo this is killing me 😭 BD people on top fr
yooo same im currently cranking a generator for power and sitting on top of a coconut tree for internet
4.63 minutes actually
"Why would you pay for surgery when you could just die"
Subbed
Arcturus Mengsk e d g y
@@saturn_Il ew
I heard and tweeted it
Fuckin same
Arcturus Mengsk health isn’t important
Dying with some money is way better
Idiots
I'm from Kenya. Some dude won a marathon and now we all watch on the phone he won. We're all deeply enamored by Westerners' graciousness
Can confirm we're still using the same phone 😂, ngori
Mimi no mkenya
Uyu nigga ako na ufala Walai...ati they don av innanet..Bloody umbwa 😂🤣😂🏌️
@@RamceyKnowsIt nyamaza wewe sio mkenya wewe ni msomali
@@hodralamesa5672 SHENZI SANA!!! 😹😹😹 Am a full blown Dholuo...acha nianze..
I use only Wi-Fi..km c ya Faiba basi ilitokwa airport ikauzwa from Githurai 💔🤣
Cjui nikukorogee Englis ama niachie 2 apo kuprove my autonomous and monochromatic ancestry 😹
"Why would you pay 20k for surgery when you can just die?"
Hard to argue against that one.
dunno, seems like a life and death kinda difference, 20k you can make in a relatively short period of time in the west if you care about it, definitly in 5 years you could have save that.
Schüler der Philosophie und Ökonomie just invest in crypto and you’re good.
Well the cost of dying is roughly 38 thousand dollars in the us but you dead so you don't have to worries about it
@@thelouster5815 crypto is the biggest bubble of them all and collapses as soon as people want to retrieve their dollars from thether which is the biggest fraud that ever existed
@@ytsucksrightnow What do you mean the cost of dying? How would you calculate that?
I'm from India and I had to scam 150 people into buying my extended warranty to be able to afford the internet for this video
💀
Top comment
Underrated comment, come on Jim Brown, where are you?
Being that you are from India, I'm not exactly sure if this is a joke or not.
Would you like to buying warranty for all you're cumputer only it is 7$ for you my friend
From Colombia, managed to watch this during my break at the coke lab
Francsico madriñan check upload time
2020 recommendation is strong with this video lol
AchillesTheAnt can confirm. Also where is Perú on the list?
@@th3b572 he is on 6 year shift. After 3 you get 5 min cigarette break
Youre in the 0.1% arnt you
From Malaysia,
No internet problems here, we have Singapore's WiFi password.
As a Malaysian, I can confirm this
@@dep5335 As a Wifi password, I can confirm this
BETÜL as a random person on the internet, I can confirm this
As No one, literally no one even related to any of these.. I can confirm this
As someone from the Philippines who went to Singapore and Malaysia for several days within several years, yea I can confirm, our wifi is also shit
I'm Greek and i finally came out of our ancient ruins. I'm currently watching on a phone a stole from a tourist
Καλο😂
Χαχα😂
Eww yunan
@@selpak3138 ?
😂😂😂😎
As an Indian, with my daytime job as a snakecharmer, I charmed a Python who then wrote the code for my internet. While fighting a tiger, I watched your video. Thank you, come again.
That's wild bro 💀💀
"Money won't buy you happiness but can make problems go away that make you unhappy" Couldn't agree more hahaha
@Life as we know it Did money give you desiese?No! If you are gonna die at least die rich fool!
no you really can, a large portion of experimental treatments are extremely expensive, BUT arguably you can avoid MOST issues by having the money to better take care of you / catch things earlier. poor and eating mcd all day will end u quicker than catered meals perfectly balanced made fresh every day lol.
It's like this, what is the purpose of money if you're going to die?
Life as we know it I can tell your broke
Life as we know it money plays a big role in being healthy man. Produce is expensive compared to unhealthy foods
"Hey babe how about I drive this time?"
"You're talking to the car"
I died
I don’t get it please explain, my sense of humor is non-existent and I’m stupid
If it is just making a reference on self-driving cars then oof, it’s just not funny to me then
@@sonofben3322 Yes, it is.
@@nkiel331 No man I think the joke is about how they have their own driver so the owner of the car doesn't have to drive themselves.
@@DonutEatingDoggo But it's still about self driving cars?
Watching this from South Africa, had to ride my Elephant for 6 months to the only place with a wifi signal. Paid 2 pigs and 3 chickens for a 10 minute connection.
damn. that's an expensive internet plan.
@@NON-jd3uu I'm from Zimbabwe, so I had to jump the border to get to Limpopo and get a signal to watch the video
Sounds like a good deal. I was asked to pay a pretty daughter for mine. I haggled to send the ugly one instead.
I´ve been to South Africa and can confirm that. The internet there is that expensive.
Bob of the Storm genius
As an Egyptian I can assure you I am watching this on the top of my pyramid to get a better WiFi connection
did you meet jeff there?
@@visweshshukla he met the pharaohs
Dude offended 80% of the world by just showing a picture
Lol yeah
Bro in Africa there are thousands of languages all different within countries and out.. and few speak English as a nation language specifically those who were colonised by Britain
@@amoh47 lol
I mean the pictures not wrong
I laughed hard lol, and I'm from Bolivia, still livin' there but planning to move to the US, preferably Detroit, that Kiss rock song really made me fell in love with Detroit.
Coming from Ghana, had swim through one of the largest man made lakes in the world to go to school and then graduate to then get a 10 year old phone with internet access weaker than a candle flame in a tornado to watch this
Why’d you have to bring the Volta into this😂😂
glad you found the highest quality video your connection could load
Ayyyy represent
"weaker than a candle flame in a tornado" stop lying you're from texas or somewhere around here.
Man-made lake between a residential area and a school... Lmao
watching from Nepal, just climed mount everest for better internet connection.
i am nepali and i can confirm i walk from kathmandu to the top of mount everest every day its a very good exercise
So this is like a nepali meet and greet noice
Third world country unity!✊🏻 I'm watching from Africa.
Yes me too
Cai MacCoinnich didn’t know africa was a country
Im a northern Mexican, had to take a break from all the shooting I’ve done today, got wifi from one of the tourists that got pined in the crossfire.
As a Moroccan, I had to sell all my camels to afford internet connection to watch your videos. Tough shit, man.
I'm a Moroccan too, and I agree. Im fact I kinda remember you from the open market that day when I was selling some eggs to pay for the internet
@@asmaezanbouaa2101 lala asmae chrftina lyoma kidayra l3a2ila wl wlidat
Can confirm, I had to sell 28 sheep just to afford a Maroc Telecom router.
Hhhahahahahaha mskhoot
Same here
"Grandparents had 5 kids, parents had 3 kids, you're gonna put a stop to it once and for all" I really don't like how perfectly that described my current situation.
well my grandparents had 2, my parents had 3, i legit want 4.
@@wgcdrelliot8989 You are going to destroy the laws, what a madman
@@wgcdrelliot8989 madlad
@@wgcdrelliot8989 sure you can "want" them as much as you want.. whether you'll actually get them is a different story.
or are you the badguy that wants to destroy the world ....
...slowly, by increasing the overpopulation?
Fishum that’s literally EXACTLY my life
As a South African, what you said is true. I’m watching this while riding my lion to school.
😂🤣😅
AYE my broda
Indeed, Bloem really be having lions too
As a Sudanese 🇸🇩 I have an african buffalo that we call Jumbo.
There’s a lion roaming the streets of Diepsloot as we speak. No joke.
As a Mozambican, having stolen the president's phone with the assistance of my arsenal of iguanas, i could truly relate to the low life and struggles you mentioned, that are worsening our lives each and every day, thankfully, my mother just got her paycheck consisting of 50 fresh cockroaches, so we may be having dinner this month.
Lmao
my gosh🤣
Maningue 😂😂😂🇲🇿
From Antarctica
Can confirm, I am watching this while laying inside of a seal i cut open to keep me alive.
Dude, that's dark af.
@@leonleon2021 its a star wars refernce bud
eskimoassasin6 not everyone has seen star wars bud
leon leon i havent seen either of them so I cant debate you on it lmao
This comment has nothing to do with star wars, the seal has frozen and I am dying SEND HELP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IM DYING!
From Iraq,
Managed to watch this during my lunch break from fighting in a war.
From India, had to spend 100 years meditating to please the Gods to make me get access to the internet so that I can watch this
😂😂😂
thses comments r so funny i cant
I took a different route, I made an average everyday indian meal, fed it to a first world country tourist, then used the stream of diarrhea to power a turbine that gave me internet for this video
@@madscientist5189 What the actual f..
@@madscientist5189 LMAO IM GENUINELY LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO HARD
Im from Brazil, and just now out of 4 years i successfully connected to the underwater cables in the Atlantic using only dirt, wood and guns from the local militia. Im watching your video on modified coconut.
From Vietnam, after being trees for years and years, we are finally able to develop sight and watch this video through tourists' phones who are lured to our country by the reputation of our foods.
Love Pho.
My ancestors were pleased with my sacrifice of a living goat and they rewarded me with visions of this video - from Southern Africa
The elder gods were pleased with the camel i sacrificed for 4 min 37 s of stable connection to watch this video. Greetings from the east.
Thanks for the tip fam...
I kept sacrificing chickens but that only got me 30 second visions.
It's rough in Mzansi
Emcimbini bafo
@@coolbrains142 🗣️ ngi la uyongi thola khona 🎶
@doomer Nee man, los daai pratery vir wanner os by die huis is, nie op die strate nie. You Be chasing away our potential investors 😢
"You can't make your sneakers and wear them too."
I died 🤣🤣🤣
I don't get it
3lie TechHack forced labor in third world countries are the ones actually producing the shit we where everyday. They don’t make like anything so they could never buy what they’re making
Make like any money lol
Capitalism
Kanye
I'm German and I found this talking mirror in some ruins of the enchanted forest I live in. Finally he shows me your videos through it.
Oh wait, I messed up, hahah. Still wanted to show off my German culture🤙
from Vietnam, can confirm watching this while firing an AK47 and cosplaying as a tree.
best one ive seen so far
From brazil and now i'm hugging a monkey while I'm adjusting my tan
@MATTHEW SANCHEZ what kind of kid are you? I always cary 100
@MATTHEW SANCHEZ oh ok good
From iraq can confirm watching this while I am stealing a car it's nice too 2020 model
As a Jamaican, you’re absolutely right. I had to make my donkey run around my phone ten times while singing Bob Marley to be able to watch this video 👍🏽👍🏽
Are you singing Bob Marley or is the Donkey?
@@counterfit5 both
i'm leaving the likes at 911
*"Why spend 20k on a surgery when you could just die?"*
I feel the sam3
LMFAO
what kind of surgery is that cheap?
@@yaykruser Getting a band-aid.
Depends on where you live
As an Argentinian, I was able to watch your videos after using my german grandfather wifi
amazing: They're probably older than dial-up modems
Heheh
I watched this from Siberian Russia and luckily the political prisoners only had to do 16.5 hours of hard labor to generate the electricity need for the internet router and computer power.
Damn son
Thats rough buddy
As a political prisoner I can confirm this
@@suryavardhansinghshekhawat865 how long did you work to generate enough electricity to send this message?
@@Morningstar_37 I didn't work for it. We just got new child recruits from Africa. They are better at working than us 😃
I am from Ghana, after using my pet lion named Bruno to rob a tourist, I am finally able to watch your videos.
You still got the phone
@@shellbmgo1310 He’s using it to watch this video
as a fellow ghanian, i then phished the tourist's email to scam them, then i bought a phone and am watching this video.
I like how this entire comment section is just based on the last 30 seconds of the video
hello my ghanaian brother
From India,
Can confirm, I'm watching this from a mango tree.
Bit late
The UltimateGamer still sexy tho
What
I'm Indian and pretty sure that it isn't a third world country anymore.
It's developing and modernizing quick.
(Not hating, get that ur comment is a joke
pls dont r/whoosh me)
@@tanishqarora2647 r/whoosh. . Dude, its still a third world country. No need to get butthurt.
As an Indian, I had to beg and cry to my 2 billion gods for them to get me the internet to watch your video, it was tough indeed.
From Mexico, i'm watching this using a taco-powered cellphone and i'm using my hat as an anthena for better internet
Sombrero game was clever af...te rifaste compa
Watching from Uzbekistan, had to sacrifice a sheep and a donkey to the internet Gods to watch this
how do you even achieved being alive in Uzbekistan? Go and hide before gyrbangyly finds you
@@elbrusbeyler4829 you confused it w/ Turkmenistan, Uzb is at least vaguely alright by modern-day standards, although not by much
Thanks for your comment, you really earned your right to have your surname.
@@XD-bx6ee issa joke
Your name does actually suggest you can be from there lol
"I could pay $5000 for a Gucci suit and people might think I'm cool, but if I were actually cool, Gucci would have paid me to wear it" *D E E P*
But is Gucci into you?
Yes
No
Undecided
“Your grandparents had 5 kids” D E E P
I agree, casually explained has taught me a lot of things.
Still not sure if my wife is into me though.
Bruh
CultureCrash this month in history november 25th culturecrash pays 5k on gucci
As a Nigerian, I had to scam an old white lady into thinking I was a Nigerian prince just so I could afford the internet to watch this video. In fact, even with that, I am standing on my roof right now for a connection. All this so I can appreciate this masterpiece of a video.
"You can't make you sneakers and wear them too."
This hit HARD?!
probably not.
But true
Nipun Bhalla Kanye west has something to say about that
Lol !
UA-camrs wearing there own merch...
Lmao no offence, just a joke
“You can’t make your sneakers and wear them too” Holy sh*t
Totally lost it
I always make nike slave jokes too. Kinda happy to see someone else making them.
Can you explain it?
@@arpitgupta3151 It's a joke playing on how low paid the factory workers at shoe companies are.
@@dodger12345 Yeah so most workers would be in 3rd world countries and unable to afford the sneakers they make
Watching this from Russia
Can confirm that I’m riding a bear with a bottle of vodka in my hand
😹
How does Vodka translates to US$? Is it more or less than 2.3 Grizzly Bears?
Now that's fuel efficiency.
And another in the bear's paw
@@SlothF004 That's correct :D So the bear walks on his hind paws.
From Spain, we had to do a paella for 1.000 people while dancing flamenco so the tourist came and brought with them internet connection to watch your videos. Some of them jumped to an empty pool lol.
Watching you from Nairobi in Africa. There's no WiFi or electricity but our village smoke signal has a really strong connection.
Also, go to hell.
😂😂😂
DAMN DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SMOKE HACKERS
Dont you mean come to hell.
Excuse me
What the actual fuck do you mean with "our village smoke signal has a really strong connection"
Have a nice live mate
I also get some signals from smoke.
some people didn't get the sarcasm
From Kazakhstan,
I am using the only smartphone in my country that I borrowed from Brother Borat to write this comment
How's your wife/sister?
Great Success👍🏻
Жаксы
Very nice
omg 😂
greetings from the Cypriotic Turkish Republic to Kazakhstan
Watching this from Brazil, just stole a random guy phone with internet acess on street to watch this video
Same lol
Did an off duty cop shoot you? That's normal what happens
Kkkkkk eae cara
Tabom
Eu tô falando do computador da casa que estou assaltando força aí irmão
As an Indian, I had to lay off ALL my tech support guys to get internet so that I can watch your videos
This guy tech supports
please hire me back
From Kazakhstan.
Can confirm I’m watching this in a yurt on a piece of dried meat in the steppe
Yakshemash
From Mongolia.
Can confirm I'm watching this in a yurt on a piece of dried meat in the steppe
Jokes aside, what's your country like?
@@edgymurphy570 it's a shitty dark dictatorship
@@aen2821 how so?
in venezuala rn, i hope the internet doesnt go down like the currency's value
Underrated
Bro you really from Venezuela?
Should we tell him?
Bueno ahí si es dudoso que haya internet
Same thoughts from Turkey
I'm here in Thailand right now and after climbing the largest coconut tree I had enough reception to watch this video.
There cant be TWO poor coconut climbing countries...
*Cocks shotgun
Where the lady boys at tho 👀👀👀
Third World Country gang
Nice. I'm in the desert in Arizona 🌵🏜️ and I like climbing the Chilean Mesquite because it's one of the only trees without thorns.
I can confirm being from Australia I had to wrestle 500 crocodiles to afford one minute of internet, while riding my pet kangaroo to school and dodging spiders the size of cars
Australia isn’t third world
Having been to Australia in 2018 I can tell this isn't even far from the truth. Watching this video in HD must have cost you a month worth of salary.
from Syria, I can confirm im sitting at the northern border, stealing internet connection from Europe
As someone who went through the border this hits different
Ouch
respect to syrian people, they deserve better
@@kakyoindonut3213 Appreciate it man✊🏼
@@Timzge as a muslim, I give you respecc
Money cant buy happiness
But poverty cant buy anything
Ripp
Big Chungus imma start saying this
FAKE
money can buy shit that makes me happy
Ricky ikr foods 😝
From Canada, I had to passive aggressively email tech support because my internet was slightly slower and I didn’t have the confidence to call without profusely apologizing for the inconvenience
Noice
You just described my workday
@@lmnop01 Also from Canada, I heard that they have even better reception at the Tim Hortons. But it’s pretty far away, it’s a half hour moose ride to the goose port, from there it’s 3 hour goose flight, I wish you best of luck, eh
Also just realized that I’m a year late, I’m sorry eh
at least you have internet. We third world countries still travel on donkey carts to dispatch letters
I love how you take your time to educate your viewers we all strive towards financial stability and a better Life. It is easy to achieve this through the right investment, by living frugally and budgeting. I'm glad I learnt early in life to work hard for financial freedom
Even though I engage in investing, I feel disheartened by my lack of expertise in assessing the performance of individual companies and determining the optimal timing for stock purchases. The erosion of my financial reserves due to inflation adds to my concerns. At this point, I require precise market trajectory information, but I find myself unsure about the appropriate course of action.
Considering the prevailing economic climate, I recommend seeking a mentor or a knowledgeable advisor who can provide guidance and support.
I wholeheartedly concur, which is why I opt to entrust the day-to-day decision-making to an investing coach. With their specialized knowledge and extensive research, it is highly unlikely for them to underperform. Their expertise is centered around harnessing the asymmetrical potential of risks while also employing measures to safeguard against unfavorable outcomes. I have been collaborating with an investment coach for more than two years
@@PhilipDunk Interesting, I could really use the expertise of this advisors, who's the person guiding you?
my financial advisor is 'Vivian Carol Gioia’. I found her on a CNBC interview where she was featured Afterwards I reached out to her. she has since then provided me with entry and exit points in securities I focus on.
I'm from Germany. Our country is wealthy but the internet is shit so I had to invade France to climb on top of the Eiffel Tower to watch your videos.
Underrated comment, hi from France! x))
History repeats itself 😐
God! I hate it when I have to invade France again because the WiFi is so shit!
Happens to the best of us. Dropping something here invading third world countries there...
Germany invading France. Nothing new there 😂😂😂
Currently watching form communist China.
Had to cut this message a little short because the government doesn’t li
Long live winnie the pooh
@@mauigonz ✊
E to the people within it. Oh wait
2nd world countries be like
I can’t 😂😂😂😂
I'm mexican and I'm watching this video through a taco
Haha, you made me laugh!
You know, if you go to the US border you might find a wall outlet...
i would have eaten it by now
Dude this is the best one 😂😂😂
X2 wey jajaja
As a Venezuelan, I didn't eat for 3 months to afford an internet connection that allowed me to consume the majesty of your content. Thanks 😘
“I could pay $5,000 for a Gucci suit and people might think I’m cool but if I were actually cool, Gucci would’ve paid me to wear it.” I actually got caught off guard with how you just went right to the next point after saying this. I literally had no idea what just happened, but thank you for spilling some truth.
What about yeezys, are u only cool if Nike pays u to wear those
Dr. Siracha yeezys are adidas
From Nigeria,can confirm
Me and all the other village kids are watching this with the local witch we sold our souls to
Abuja Lagos or PH
I just died 🤣 you made my day
Oyo
HAAHHA
Lol I just paid my internet supplier two pigs 🤷🏽♂️
Watching from North Korea,
Kim hasn’t found out I’m using the WiFi yet this is craz-
Hello? Ah shi here we go again.
rest in peace my dude
Watching this from South Korea
Can confirm, that fat guy is not ther-
Are you still alive???
@@manzurekhoda7013 Hope they used the VPN
As a Puerto Rican, I can confirm I had to pray to the rain gods atop a mountain in an active hurricane to be struck by lightning and therefore charge my phone.
As a Serbian, I needed to commit around 50 warcrimes so NATO could arrive and with that, the internet connection needed to watch your videos.
Uncool say sorry
😂👍
omgg thats hilarious 😂😂
im albanian and i legit was waiting for a comment like this
@@shellbmgo1310 lol
overdone
‘And a battlefront 2 season pass ‘ clearly someone doesn’t understand that it’s all about the sense of pride and accomplishment.
Lol
HAHAHA this is even on these videos
And that battlefront 2 doesn't actually have a season pass lol
"ITS OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND DLC"
_You underestimate my sense of _*_PRIDE_*_ and _*_ACCOMPLISHMENT_*
F o R U n L o C k I n g N E w C h a r A C t e R s
Damn, this comment section proves he has a very diverse audience. We want to see the statistics again.
There was a spike in Internet development across the world after he posted the video iirc according to the last I researched this
No, it doesn’t prove that. Learn the rules of logic ffs.
I actually am fucking dying from laughter
Most these comments is 🧢 if you actually read through them
@@icedout3633 damn you sure don't get jokes buddt
I’m from Malawi and it’s been 4 years but I finally sold enough goat milk to afford my 5 minutes of internet to watch your video, dream big hard work pays
Im watching from Mexico, I went to the border and the wall had an outlet
This comment needs more likes 😂😂😂
You could be telling the truth.
Same, dude
Somehow I believe that to be true.
This is my favorite comment of the WEEK!!!
Had to use my AK-47 as an antena in my drug lab to see this video, u know, we don’t have internet in Mexico either
I'm so sorry. Have you tried watching it on a taco? It worked for some other guy in the comments.
I'm from Argentina, i'm using the British wifi from the falklands since it has no password
Intentalo desde un nopal
lmao I didn't remember this comment
Watching from Chile and we needed all of Bolivia's ocean to generate the power to play this video.
underrated
Watching from Bolivia, i had a better internet accespoint, but Chile stold it, i think they're going for Perú's wideband now.
Lol
watching from Argentina and i'm connected through malvinas wifi
😂
These are very valuable rules for anybody who wants to get rich. Unfortunately, most people who will watch this video will not really be able to apply the principles. We may not want to admit, but as Warren Buffett once said, investing is like any other profession-- it requires a certain level of expertise. No surprise that some people are losing a lot of money in the bear market, while others are making hundreds of thousands in profit. I just don't know how they do it. I have about $89k now to put in the market.
Understanding personal finances and investing will most likely lead to greater financial independence. By being knowledgeable about money and investing, individuals can make informed decisions about how to save, spend, and invest their money. I know someone who made over $350k in this recession influenced market, but to the best of my knowledge, it was through a financial advisor.
Yeah, financial advisors could make a lot of difference, particularly in a market such as this. Stocks are pretty unstable at the moment, but if you do the right math, you should be just fine. Bloomberg and other finance media have been recording cases of folks gaining over 250k just in a matter of weeks/couple months, so I think there are a lot of wealth transfer in this downtime if you know where to look. I have been using an FA since 2019, and I return at least $21k ROI, and this does not include capital gain.
@@martingiavarini Would you mind telling me how to contact this specific coach using their service? You seem to have the solution, as opposed to the rest of us.
@@Oly_laura I really don't like making such recommendations, because everybody's situation is unique. But there are many freelance wealth managers you could check out. I have been working with “Catherine Morrison Evans” for about four years now, and she's really, really good. If she meets your discretion, then you could go ahead with her. I endorse her.
@@martingiavarini Thanks for sharing this. I did my own little research, and your advisor looks advanced and experienced. I wrote her and dialed her twice but she didn't pick up so I scheduled a phone call.
From Egypt
The connection is good when I'm on top of the camel
😂🤣🤣
You're not from egypt, every egyptian knows good internet is on top of the pyramid
@@wisenotwise2676 Nah, you need to call for Raa for good internet
😂😂😂😂
The last guy I fucked was from Egypt twinsies
I’m from Hong Kong,
and I ate so much rice that I have transcended time and space, and I now am watching videos telepathically
From South Africa, watching this while riding the lion that adopted me as a baby.
So you're a moglee
I think I acquired the ability to taste salt over the internet
New Disney movie
From India here, and I can confirm that I was able to save enough from the little store that I own where people tip me for saying "thank you, come again" to purchase just enough internet to watch this.
well, as a third world country citizen (Iraq)
I say we have internet
but it is kinda slow
I started watching this video in 2017 and I have just finished watching it
It's 2019 now ...
Rip bro gotta catch up with world trends
Relatable 😭
My connection's so slow I started reading your comment three years before you posted it and it's finally finished downloading in 2019. I think my connection is packet-switched public rumour mill.
... there's a video to go with this??
If you use internet Explorer it will be 2x slower try that
Abdullah Monkith nicely decorated
I'm Indian and yes, *I just finished my 20th mantra session for the day and now have time to watch your video on 144p with mobile data*
I've finished my 99999th mantra sessions, watching it in* 90k resolution*
@@thecalc98 is this supposed to be funny or something
As an Pakistani I can confirm Im watching this in 144p
@@jav9945I even read it with a specific accent love it
How many Hare Krishnas before we get 4k resolution?
"You can't make your sneakers, and wear them too."
Best line of the vid, haha
Some true shit
As a Zimbabwean, from the harsh streets of Harare, I had to pick pockets millions of RTGS(never mind it's our local currency) to buy a stolen phone to watch your videos, thanks dude
'I don't think i could spend the money if I tried'
Mr. Beast: hold my beer
yit the yak , not a single reply
@@domishere4313 you replied
yit the yak , he’s not really super rich
@@Ki-yg1ds no but he could spend it😂
Hold my billboard*
From morocco can confirm was able to sell enough carpets to buy internet so i can watch this
hahahahahahah
FROM PAKISTAN , Watched the video while taking a break from my Taliban training
Dayum 😂😂
Appreciate that some people can take stereotypes lightly as well
@Arid Sohan yes
Lmfaoooo 💀😂
Bro
As a Colombian, I had to walk with my donkey four hours trought the jungle to sell a 10Kg bag of Coca leaves and get 5 minutes of internet connection every day to watch your videos.
From Brazil, managed to watch this during my break from living in the jungle
UMA DELISIA
@@erbonais1104 supa du macaco
Com caldo de cana que eu cortei hoje
Queria ser o 666, mas falta 1.
Watching from Nigeria. Just finished gutting my 3rd elephant of the day, and I am watching this on my way back to the tribe to share the meat amongst the elders and gods
I don't care how you managed to kill them I just want to know how you carried 3 elephants?
Here in India
We sacrifice the young peasants while riding on a cow, before getting the blessings from Lord Ganesha (god with a human body and and elephant head)
The cultural shock may be severe but hey.... At least we get the same amount of internet
And that's all that matters
@@timothyjacksondrake4454 we used the ugbuntula bird of the gods
@@timothyjacksondrake4454
It's simple my bruda. We are trained from childhood, we walk 48 km to go fetch 27L of water daily.
I'm from Antarctica. Wifi's fine, I'm the only one here.
LMAOOOOO
behind you bro the penguins are watching too
@@imbored7579 damn
You're from the only continent with a 100% (human) infant survival rate. 11 babies, none that died at birth or shortly after.
Where's the downside?
As a famous man once said: money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
watching from Brazil,
and we have a lot of internet issues down here, since the monkeys of the amazon rainforest are hanging on the fiber optic cables
😂
this is the best comment section ever
You're right, mate!
Agree!
no, only like 3 comments are good, the other are cringe
Money can’t buy happiness but it CAN buy a better quality of sadnes
Oh yeah yeah
You spelled sardines wrong
Hard to be sad on a jetski
Niel Deweed Tyson yep I’d rather cry in a Lamborghini than laugh in a Toyota Prius
@@yufanxu8151 I have never seen anyone cry in a Lamborghini...
I’m from America, and I had to stop paying for health insurance so I could afford the internet to watch this video. Feels good to live in a first world country
I'm from Africa and I'm watching this in a tree with a phone I stole from a wildlife photographer.
but which country there are atleast 50 countries in africa
@Playkoo r/woooosh
@@htsgm from ToTo, africa
@@alepallo2 I am actually black and African.
@@alepallo2 oh shut up
Watching from my igloo in Canada. The wifi is transmitted through Special grade maple syrup that can conduct electricity
Some say Canada has already weaponized maple syrup.
:D
TiL Canada is a third world country.
@@polite_as_fuck that's a misdirection. We want you to think it's only maple syrup. What we actually have will terrify the world! Highly-intelligent weaponized beavers that say sorry!
Me too! I just plug my maple router into a tree, and I'm good to go! I can't wait until we get SyFi in a few years!
that part on grad students was spot on
ComradeWarbear Big smoke
ComradeWarbear lmao xD
....grad students...
Don't worry, a lot of them become part of the 1% club later on in life.
ComradeWarbear
B
Nnnn. 😹🤫😔🤥🤥🦔🌱
As a Brazilian guy I can assure you that I needed to do a few things before I have access to internet. First, after I moved from the forest where I used to hunt with arrows and fishing with spears while I swinging through the trees, I started to learn to dance Samba in the Carnaval and during the rest of the year I just practiced football and started to gain some mirrors, this month I also got the last version of a computer with windows 98, they said it was the most recent technology