Take a shot every time Mark says… “Yessss!” “That’s true” “I agree” “Good Point” and every time Sam goes into his “I tell ya” Dangerfield bit… this game is called “Alcohol Poising.”
Out of the podcasts I watch this is easily the one I'd most like to be in the room. Two of the best comedians around, friends but not overly competitive, professional bartender.
What I love about their podcast is they aren't afraid to go in with a bit they aren't sure of, and work out what can be funny in that between the two of them. And then to see that funny idea turn into a real bit onstage is dope.
You guys are awesome and thank you to the bartender and everyone involved. I play this when I'm feeling mad anxious and the laid back friends talking to each other vibe helps me relax. All the best to you funny bastards!
You know as a New Yorker born and raised living in Atlanta, this pod makes my day cause it a slice of NYC with some of my favorite comics. I can hear these talk shit all day man 🤙
I’m finally watching The Critic for the first time in like twenty five years because of this pod and damn does it hold up! Great show. Wish there was more.
This entire weekend I've been super tense about the upcoming week at work. I know it's bound to stress me out like crazy, I know I'm going to be yelled at by my boss. But listening to WMBD on Monday morning from the moment I wake up until I'm at work.... Certainly relaxes me. Thanks, Mark and Sam.
Another great one. Sam saying I'm not that Jewish reminded me of a great line from The Kaminski Method (terrific series on Netflix). A rabbi calls out Alan Arkin's character, Norman, for some Jewish protocol misstep at his wife's funeral reception. Alan says: I'm not that kind of Jew. The rabbi says: what kind of Jew are you, Norman? Alan Arkin in his best deapan: the atheist kind, enjoy the shrimp!
Errol Spence Jr, huge boxing talent from Dallas, TX. Belt holder at 147 lbs, was supposed to fight Manny Pacquiao on August 21 (ppd due to injury). That’s the only “Errol” I know of. And Brazil is South America, Sammy.
Love your guys classic movie recs, someone needs to pin the recs to the top or something. Sallys rec last time "Straight Time" is a solid too. Watched it a month or two before. Solid gritty 70s film.
"Plenty of external things but no internal . . ." (May not be an exact quote, as I am currently mowing the lawn, as usual.) I'm not sure if Sam knows where and what the clitoris is, gang. But Mark brought it back around with the, "lick here, lick there" comment. My best friend coached me through optimal cunnilingus technique and it has never failed me. Learn about your lady's physiology, you animals! Sheesh. Edit: For maximum effect, employ the tips Jason Sudeikis gives Alison Brie in "Sleeping With Other People." Game changer.
Hey Mark...just so you can mentally prepare Bert has some mushrooms to be eaten at Buffet....between Bert & Ocean music its a 100% guaranteed good trip!
The reason why commercials are louder is an old American advertising tactic, they used to do it because the audience uses that time to go to the kitchen or bathroom. It’s so they can still hear the ads from another room.
13:30 crazy! 14:20 that was an excellent counter point! 45:10 I can hear it in Mark's response "I wanna make fun but I love that stuff!" 50:38 that was darker than it had to be but still pretty funny 1:26:46 you didn't even have to ask, I already did! But sense you said "please" I'll watch it again just for you!
Pet Peeve & PSA: You're driving and guy in the passenger seat is talking with his hands and looks for eye contact to acknowledge whatever dumbass point they're making. Also love the pod :P
I waited to have a couple beers before I put this pod on. Thanks for the solid content every week guys. Never mind I just saw Mark dry humping the couch. A+.
🤣 Oh Normand every week you make me want to pack you away in my pocket and protect you at all cost. Oh good mention Sam Martin Short is one of my absolute favs.
Definitely called the panic button because you only even go for it when you’re about to explode. But as 26 year old woman can say absolutely never heard of the panic button
Robert Mitchum in El Dorado. I know it's a John Wayne movie and is so fucking corny you want to puke. With that being said, the scene where Mitchum is having alcohol withdrawal and runs into the bar to get the main bad dude. When he shoots the actual bar, AND SENDS SPLINTERS INTO THE BARTENDERS HAND BECAUSE HE SHOOTS THAT WELL DRUNK. The entire mood of the movie shifts in that split second. It freaks me out everytime.
For a comic, I feel like Sam really doesn't have a stomach for anything a little over the line. He can't even let Mark call Mickey Rourke ugly without jumping in with "he's a human being, come on!" Sam, relax, he's joking!
I like how Mark engery is rubbbing on Sam & Sali. Sam is air boxing/kicking, Sali hoooo-ing. That One min 1:04:00 where Mark & Sam riffing on how Salacuse will loose his kids bc of drinking is pure gold
Am delta flight attendant. I take outside alcohol away from passengers once every couple of days. You can’t have outside liquor (meaning any from outside the plane, including stuff you bought in the airport) . We have to be able to monitor how much a person is drinking during a 3+ hour flight. That way we know what’s going on if someone passes out/gets sick/gets handsy /try’s to punch someone/tries to breach the flight deck. Are they a diabetic, a terrorist or just a drunk? Think about it this way, you wouldn’t take drinks INTO a bar - both because they already sell them there, and it’s their responsibility to take care of your safety once you step in. Also, sorry for all the announcements. They’re unbearable.
18:45 agree! 54:13 I'm not a big fan of tattoos or piercing (apart for the earrings) but after that I definitely don't wanna make a future mistake! 1:05:14 opposite day - comedy edition!
I'm a union Glazier. Commercial and residential windows 🪟. Once we were replacing windows in an occupied retirement home. In a 10 hour day we had to move the furniture away from the windows . Rip out the old windows and have the new ones installed, sealed, and cleaned with the furniture back in place. Because the tenant was in the apartment. Those old ladies were trying to bang me and my crew the whole time. It was crazy
We Might Be Drunk and Tuesdays with Stories are my favorite podcasts!
And you are one of our favorite listeners.
Expand ur horizons
I love lamp
Just a gay drunk.
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod
🎞Movie Recommendation:
"Holy Mountain" by Alejandro Jodorowsky
🔮🤯🍄
I'm loving this Mark Normand & young Christopher Lloyd podcast
Holy shit, this is a fantastic and accurate observation. The short hair threw me off and this brought me back to earth
How the hell did you pull that from your brain? Cuckoos nest 🤯🤯
haahahahah... tell him hes not Carlin
Rodney Dangerfield in a young Adam Corolla's body
Take a shot every time Mark says… “Yessss!” “That’s true” “I agree” “Good Point” and every time Sam goes into his “I tell ya” Dangerfield bit… this game is called “Alcohol Poising.”
hi from the ER, totally worth it...
I noticed this ep toward the end he even said I tell ya without a dangerfield bit. The dude is all balls for Rodney.
add in everytime mark says WHAAATT in his falsetto 🤣
Out of the podcasts I watch this is easily the one I'd most like to be in the room. Two of the best comedians around, friends but not overly competitive, professional bartender.
What I love about their podcast is they aren't afraid to go in with a bit they aren't sure of, and work out what can be funny in that between the two of them. And then to see that funny idea turn into a real bit onstage is dope.
Quickly becoming my end of weekend ritual to have a few drinks and listen to my two favorite drunks
Please release a “We Might Be Drunk” drink book!!!
The Paper Plane episode literally got me to start a home bar. They're good as hell.
lol lol I’m gonna
M
first "i tell ya" in under 30sec, he's just trolling us at this point
You guys are awesome and thank you to the bartender and everyone involved. I play this when I'm feeling mad anxious and the laid back friends talking to each other vibe helps me relax. All the best to you funny bastards!
This show is even better when you set the playback speed to 0.25. Really sells the title of the show.
Haha love that
.25 is shit housed.
.50 is getting there
.75 pregame
I was about to say "don't you mean -.25?" Then I realized you were right and I'm too drunk to know how decimals work.
0.5 if you want to actually watch. 👍👍😁
Great pod dudes. You guys together are raw and hilarious
Great pod of two pals with a easy and relaxed rapport, hanging out. Much needed during the pandemic! Thanks!
Hey Mark and Sam, love you both and the pod. A bright spot every week!
Glad to see you’re getting sponsors finally. Hard not to laugh thru the betterhelp one
I know! It's halarious that the code is "Drunk" 🤣
You know as a New Yorker born and raised living in Atlanta, this pod makes my day cause it a slice of NYC with some of my favorite comics. I can hear these talk shit all day man 🤙
The best duo podcast!! 💖 LOVE YOU GUYS
THANKS!
I’m finally watching The Critic for the first time in like twenty five years because of this pod and damn does it hold up! Great show. Wish there was more.
This entire weekend I've been super tense about the upcoming week at work. I know it's bound to stress me out like crazy, I know I'm going to be yelled at by my boss. But listening to WMBD on Monday morning from the moment I wake up until I'm at work.... Certainly relaxes me. Thanks, Mark and Sam.
Sorry your boss is jerk. Hope your week goes better than expected. Grab a drink and we will see you every week.
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod this is so sweet, Thank you! I had a Manhattan that evening in your honour
this is honestly my favorite podcast studio, you guys killed it!!!
I agree with your sentiment. Would like to see what it loos like with a bit of a higher table.
Keep the 70s recs coming you queefs¡¡¡ you really are educating this 20y/o
I showed my dad Out to Lunch today and he loved it! comedy!
Mark’s burps add that extra manly element 💪 great episode chaps 👌
Great episode! laughed so much can't wait for the next one. sloppy jalopy
Man i loved the Orson Welles bit in the critic advertising peas 'Oh look, what luck, a french fry. stuck right in my beard'
I showed up to this one half cut. :) I love long weekends.
Half cut? they did you dirty at the circumcision.
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Haha. Yup. They got it aaaaallllll wrong. Drinking now to kill the pain. And shame. Gonna be a long night.
Another great one. Sam saying I'm not that Jewish reminded me of a great line from The Kaminski Method (terrific series on Netflix). A rabbi calls out Alan Arkin's character, Norman, for some Jewish protocol misstep at his wife's funeral reception. Alan says: I'm not that kind of Jew. The rabbi says: what kind of Jew are you, Norman? Alan Arkin in his best deapan: the atheist kind, enjoy the shrimp!
Sam's slurrin on the LUCY Promo!!! HA!!! Stay classy gentleman :D Cheers to another great episode!
As soon as Mark mentioned Medium Energy I went and listened to it in full on Todd's youtube channel, helluva rec.
Just found the podcast somehow glad i found all this mark normand content lol
Errol Spence Jr, huge boxing talent from Dallas, TX. Belt holder at 147 lbs, was supposed to fight Manny Pacquiao on August 21 (ppd due to injury). That’s the only “Errol” I know of.
And Brazil is South America, Sammy.
We might be Drunk socks 🧦 would be awesome!!
I can't wait to see you in my city Sam! I bought tickets to everyone show!
I love seeing them praise Bert's dancing when Segura literally ripped him apart on YMH watching the same vid
Agreed ; I like it external , and slow
I get so excited for this every Sunday 🍻
Love your guys classic movie recs, someone needs to pin the recs to the top or something. Sallys rec last time "Straight Time" is a solid too. Watched it a month or two before. Solid gritty 70s film.
I think Sam should do a Rodney Dangerfield impression
I think sam should stop fkn doing Dangerfield impressions
@@TheDJOblivion 😂😂😂
Love the pod guys. Artest is from Queensbridge - where Nas is also from - not Marcy. The Marcy homes are in BK (those are the ones Jay-Z is from).
"Plenty of external things but no internal . . ." (May not be an exact quote, as I am currently mowing the lawn, as usual.) I'm not sure if Sam knows where and what the clitoris is, gang. But Mark brought it back around with the, "lick here, lick there" comment. My best friend coached me through optimal cunnilingus technique and it has never failed me. Learn about your lady's physiology, you animals! Sheesh.
Edit: For maximum effect, employ the tips Jason Sudeikis gives Alison Brie in "Sleeping With Other People." Game changer.
Hell yeah! Pod on a Sunday let’s goo
Happy Labor Day Weekend!
We Might Be Drunk Fam is the best!! Donuts, socks, celebrating and appreciating each other, along with cocktails and laughs!
I laughed really hard at the placement of My Bookie right after Mark talks about Boogie being a slur
S/o to Sam on the socks toast. I LOVE wearing socks. I could wear a good pair literally all day. 🙌🏾🙌🏾
Same!!
Heavenly Father, please bless these two drunks. In sloppy jalopy’s name we pray, gayMen.
Right when I pop open a cold one
So comedy podcast audiences seem to be the target market for companies like Betterhelp. Brilliant.
Stance make the best socks in the world!!!
OK im here guys! You can start the show now.
@36:16 Yall forgot the most famous product of Marcy projects.
Ashy Larry
Hey Mark...just so you can mentally prepare Bert has some mushrooms to be eaten at Buffet....between Bert & Ocean music its a 100% guaranteed good trip!
Loved the recommendation! Misha and The Wolves
Kudos to Sam for powering through sets in Boston with a herniated disc. Been there, horribly painful. Man is a true professional.
I might be high!
Love the podcast
I might be a jew!
@@alexbabits770 I might be gay??
“Other dudes that hold the door open for you at 7/11 even though your 20 feet away”
59:07 "Hacha-macha hi-ya ho-ya!" put that on a t-shirt guys, I'd buy one
The reason why commercials are louder is an old American advertising tactic, they used to do it because the audience uses that time to go to the kitchen or bathroom. It’s so they can still hear the ads from another room.
Normand sporting that alpha gear, above the knee only shorts
The peeve about loud commercials is literally the beginning song of the podcast
Bert Kreischer is an athlete!? Wow! Sam really needs to lay off the booze! 😄👏🏻😅
13:30 crazy!
14:20 that was an excellent counter point!
45:10 I can hear it in Mark's response "I wanna make fun but I love that stuff!"
50:38 that was darker than it had to be but still pretty funny
1:26:46 you didn't even have to ask, I already did! But sense you said "please" I'll watch it again just for you!
Manhattans are amazing!💯
Kubrick directed Spartacus. Night of the hunter is def a classic tho. You guys should do a cross pod with joe and ranann talk movies.
I think Sam could hang, I'm not sure Mark is as into films as the rest.
@@unclenoob3062 mark went to film school and it’s still mainly comedy. Mark can definitely hang.
Pet Peeve & PSA: You're driving and guy in the passenger seat is talking with his hands and looks for eye contact to acknowledge whatever dumbass point they're making. Also love the pod :P
Even worse when it’s the driver
The plot of Night of the Hunter sounds a lot like the plot of Gaslight. Have you guys seen that one? It’s an older film, from the 1940s.
"What's some other names you don't hear of anymore?" - Adolf
Lol! Good pull!!
You guys need to watch the Untold: Crime and Punishment doc on Netflix!
mark getting excited about those donuts is funny considering he just mentioned (I think on tws) that he only likes plain cake donuts. lol
Sam!!! Love and appreciate your take on the Paul vs Woodley event. Well said- "It's Just Not Good"
Sam’s Rodney impression is spot on but enough already. It’s becoming a weird tick.
preach.
It gets worse the more he drinks. I imagine he just talks to himself like that in the mirror.
Never! Keep the Rodney cummin Sam!!!! Always hilarious!
It’s infuriating.Schoolboy stuff
Listen to him Sam. really seems to care.
I waited to have a couple beers before I put this pod on. Thanks for the solid content every week guys.
Never mind I just saw Mark dry humping the couch. A+.
Subbed love you guys.
🤣 Oh Normand every week you make me want to pack you away in my pocket and protect you at all cost. Oh good mention Sam Martin Short is one of my absolute favs.
Please do!
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod ❤️
Two gigantic bits on this one 😂😂 Comedy!
36:18 Jay-Z's from Marcy Projects. Nas is from Queens Bridge.
1:57: The rich French didn't bathe in the fear of water- which was a premise of a video, not sure if that's true. But sureeeeeeeeeee!
Ashy Larry is from Marcy Projects, SON!
Definitely called the panic button because you only even go for it when you’re about to explode. But as 26 year old woman can say absolutely never heard of the panic button
Here's a book-rec for Mark:
"She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman" by Ian Kerner
Email it! WeMightBeDrunkPod@gmail.com
Sam working with a Rodney Rate of 1 "I'll tell ya" per 5 minutes on this one. Enough already. Jesus.
Robert Mitchum in El Dorado. I know it's a John Wayne movie and is so fucking corny you want to puke. With that being said, the scene where Mitchum is having alcohol withdrawal and runs into the bar to get the main bad dude. When he shoots the actual bar, AND SENDS SPLINTERS INTO THE BARTENDERS HAND BECAUSE HE SHOOTS THAT WELL DRUNK. The entire mood of the movie shifts in that split second. It freaks me out everytime.
Salacuse's laugh is amazing. Every time he chimes in with it, I laugh harder. Great show drunkies
"Cry-chi" 🤣
Hot tamales with popcorn. The cinnamon and butter is great.
Love this pod!
Good rec on The Insider movie. Holy shit
Great ep!
When are you going to be in San Fran Mark!
Stance aren't bad. But get yourself some Darn Tuff socks!!! Wool is the way!!! Good socks are the best. More comfort every day??? Why not!!!!
For a comic, I feel like Sam really doesn't have a stomach for anything a little over the line. He can't even let Mark call Mickey Rourke ugly without jumping in with "he's a human being, come on!" Sam, relax, he's joking!
I like how Mark engery is rubbbing on Sam & Sali. Sam is air boxing/kicking, Sali hoooo-ing.
That One min 1:04:00 where Mark & Sam riffing on how Salacuse will loose his kids bc of drinking is pure gold
mark at 15:04 had me dying 🤣 😭
who the hell reacts like that to a donut 😂😂
That is so fucking funny
Love how this is the same chord progression (I think?) as "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.
Am delta flight attendant. I take outside alcohol away from passengers once every couple of days.
You can’t have outside liquor (meaning any from outside the plane, including stuff you bought in the airport) . We have to be able to monitor how much a person is drinking during a 3+ hour flight. That way we know what’s going on if someone passes out/gets sick/gets handsy /try’s to punch someone/tries to breach the flight deck. Are they a diabetic, a terrorist or just a drunk? Think about it this way, you wouldn’t take drinks INTO a bar - both because they already sell them there, and it’s their responsibility to take care of your safety once you step in.
Also, sorry for all the announcements. They’re unbearable.
Understandable. Thanks for sharing
@Chip Chipperson fAwkYeAH tssssssss
Mark baby...it's "Here's the clincher." not "Here's the clinker."
Vincent Schiavelli + Christopher Lloyd = Sam
Lao Tzu appropriated a laugh.
18:45 agree!
54:13 I'm not a big fan of tattoos or piercing (apart for the earrings) but after that I definitely don't wanna make a future mistake!
1:05:14 opposite day - comedy edition!
these guys gotta start drinking way earlier on this. i find myself drinking along with them so ya lol.
9:56 "Little man in the canoe " in Canada eh ?
I'm a union Glazier. Commercial and residential windows 🪟. Once we were replacing windows in an occupied retirement home. In a 10 hour day we had to move the furniture away from the windows . Rip out the old windows and have the new ones installed, sealed, and cleaned with the furniture back in place. Because the tenant was in the apartment. Those old ladies were trying to bang me and my crew the whole time. It was crazy
@Chip Chipperson it was wild .