Thats true in one regard, but unless I'm proficient and experienced in a court of law I'm still going to need a lawyer. If not to represent me then to at least run through a case with and advise me on how to go about putting a case before a court and how the proceedings work. Thats actually my preference, but I still need to learn enough without having to go to law school.
@@mewhen1l3mon98I was gonna ask what's the reference but this video made me watch Camille's other videos and I found that it was the trolley dilemma video
This video motivated me to get my life together, pay my rent that was overdue by 3 months and get back in touch with my family that I had abandoned 10 years back. Thank you Camille.
Life got you down? Living in a dumpster smoking bootleg Chinese fentanyl after your house was foreclosed on and your wife divorced you and took the kids and you still have $86,000 in student loans? Easy, with just a little _manifesting_ and _willpower_ you too can bootstrap your way into a fashionable new life. Just repeat these words as your new mantra: I. declare. bankruptcy.
this is gonna sound like a joke but this video did genuinely make me get off my ass and start doing shit. something about the total lack of judgement for the injury and the matter of fact tone got past all my stress and motivated me to actually do something about my situation
@@StonedNoob Fella art is a form of self expression, anything you make can be art. I can make a shitty drawing of my dog in 20 minutes and that would be art, this video is art, and well made too.
This is actually one of the best advices you can give to someone who's struggling in life: It's up to you to find your way and achieve what you desire. You are the master of your own destiny.
you have to be careful though because it comes off as judgemental most of the time. i think the absurdist delivery and indirectness of this video is what made it actually work on me
Then comes the government and gatekeeps the solution, denying you something becomes statistics says something. No, we're not masters of our own destinies. Only criminals are.
This is reminiscent of that time I got told to feel the rain on my skin, because (apparently) "no one else can feel it for [me]" and "only [I] can let it in." Load o' malarkey, I tell ya!
Thank you, i just wrapped my 2007 Toyota Rav4 around a concrete post in an Arby's drive thru while running from the police with 236 kilograms of fentanyl under the passenger seat. My ribcage is sitting about seventeen feet to my right, but now I understand that i can choose to feel better 😇🙏🕊️
Truly a master of awkward deadpan comedy. I feel like you really have something special here and might even be able to pitch your stuff to someplace like adultswim to get a full series. Keep up the fantastic work!
average insurance company
pin this
You're hurt, I want a new beamer, it's a lose-win!
You're hurt, I want a new beamer, it's a lose-win!
lmaooooooooo noooooooooooooo
the head of the hospital when they dont take your insurance
"Oh you thought we sold insurance? We sell assurance. You can do it."
Underrated comment.
I know it's only been three hours, but no matter how many likes this comment ever gets, it will always be underrated in my view
you can do it (!)
that will be $147.56 + tax
More like ass insurance, hey got 'em
love this
@@ItsAsparageese Not really, the top 2 comments are the exact same joke. Seems lazy
These fools don't know that they are in charge of their own destiny
Thats true in one regard, but unless I'm proficient and experienced in a court of law I'm still going to need a lawyer. If not to represent me then to at least run through a case with and advise me on how to go about putting a case before a court and how the proceedings work.
Thats actually my preference, but I still need to learn enough without having to go to law school.
Ah~ the reference
@@mewhen1l3mon98I was gonna ask what's the reference but this video made me watch Camille's other videos and I found that it was the trolley dilemma video
I don’t think so!
Lotta letters, but I think it'll fit on a t-shirt.
This aged so fucking well
This is the type of content UA-cam needs right now.
@stevenluoma1268I don’t think they’re joking
@@GlazeonthewickeR Of course they are. All about those likes.
@stevenluoma1268 I'm not joking, most content feels overproduced. The dry humor in slightly offpaced editing is exactly what UA-cam needs imo.
There's content, and then there's art.
I am very content watching art.
*art
before, i was worried no one would help me. now, i'm assured nobody will! thank you so much!!
😂
department of disability services:
LITERALLY
The most honest lawyer in human history.
Saul Uptoyou
Who said they're a lawyer? Perhaps they just stand around in a suit as a hobby, and work in public transportation to pay the bills
This video motivated me to get my life together, pay my rent that was overdue by 3 months and get back in touch with my family that I had abandoned 10 years back. Thank you Camille.
Life got you down? Living in a dumpster smoking bootleg Chinese fentanyl after your house was foreclosed on and your wife divorced you and took the kids and you still have $86,000 in student loans? Easy, with just a little _manifesting_ and _willpower_ you too can bootstrap your way into a fashionable new life. Just repeat these words as your new mantra: I. declare. bankruptcy.
this is gonna sound like a joke but this video did genuinely make me get off my ass and start doing shit. something about the total lack of judgement for the injury and the matter of fact tone got past all my stress and motivated me to actually do something about my situation
Camille Goodwoman, ladies and germs.
“Did you know that you have rights? The 2020’s say not so much anymore.”
germs?
she's quite lovely.
@@darthhunter69 germans?
@@EncroachingShadow-og1td perhaps
Unironically the most trustworthy lawyer.
This entire channel feels like a throwback to how UA-cam started, in the best way possible.
This young lady is proof that while most people on UA-cam are creating content, some are still creating art.
I’m genuinely curious. How is this art?
@@StonedNoob Fella art is a form of self expression, anything you make can be art. I can make a shitty drawing of my dog in 20 minutes and that would be art, this video is art, and well made too.
@@Randomshiet-xv4pf fair. Thanks for the explanation. Also what breed you got?
@@Randomshiet-xv4pfif everything is art than OP’s comment is completely meaningless.
@@TMoney-wt1cw 🤯
Old UA-cam is back and I love it
"I'm hurt" "Yea, that sounds about right"
"It happens"
The first step is understanding you have a problem
She's definitely not a lawyer because she's actually being truthful
the algorithm just recommending this now is certainly something...
The potential for sharing this video during an especially difficult bureaucracy situation is astronomical
getting real "Brian David Gilbert" vibes from this channel and loving it--we need more absurdist humor!
straight up therapy and not in a bad way
thanks, this video cured my.
Most honest ad for insurance. Give us money & we'll barely help you but raise the price & just hope you never need insurance for real.
Help, I’ve fallen and cannot get up! Please! I will do anything for help!
Have you tried not having broken legs?
"We're not sending help immediately, Mrs Fletcher"
Jeez, that sucks. I hope you find someone who will help you.
porn movie script? :D
I genuinely hope you feel better.
I was searching for a greeting card for a friend, but will send this video instead. Thank you Camille, for teaching us to fish for ourselves
here after that insurance dude got gunned down 🎉
Im really sick today with a stomach bug. This video has lifted my spirits a great deal, thank you.
I'd pay for this kind of honesty.
My dad just got sent home from the hospital weeks early because they needed his bed. I think this is the exact speech he got on the way out.
The lil pep talk healthcare CEOs give themselves every morning.
The blank stare into the void really sells it.
I love the unblinking stare.
Someone should send this in as an ad for a local tv station
“I cant help 😐” so real
I appreciate the honesty
Trying to get therapy for autism/adhd related problems be like:
Strangely empowering content
I am not injured, but after watching this I feel somehow even better than before. Thank you!
this is what hades says too you when you arrive at the river styx
This is actually one of the best advices you can give to someone who's struggling in life: It's up to you to find your way and achieve what you desire. You are the master of your own destiny.
you have to be careful though because it comes off as judgemental most of the time. i think the absurdist delivery and indirectness of this video is what made it actually work on me
Then comes the government and gatekeeps the solution, denying you something becomes statistics says something. No, we're not masters of our own destinies. Only criminals are.
The most human lawyer ever
I absolutely love this. Surreal Existential Inquiry *chef's kiss* 👌
"...welp anyway, you now owe me $879.99 for that consultation."
"Gee thanks doc!"
Your sense of humor is delightful. You are absolutely lovely. Thank you for your content.
Very topical. I am, in fact, injured.
I don't feel any better now, but at least I don't feel worse. Thanks!
This is reminiscent of that time I got told to feel the rain on my skin, because (apparently) "no one else can feel it for [me]" and "only [I] can let it in." Load o' malarkey, I tell ya!
The rest is still unwritten .
if liminal space would be a person with humor it would make these videos
Literally every Lethal Company teammate:
Thank you for the inspirational message, this truly made my day 😌
"Time to suffer the consequences of your own actions. Hardship is a great mentor"
Most honest commercial of all time.
I choose to interpret this as, YOU MUST TAKE HOLD OF YOUR OWN FATE
Your channel is PURE GOLD! I LOVE IT!! ❤
I'm reminded of when Utah Phillips ran for president.
"If elected, I promise to shoot pool, scratch my ass, and not do a goddamn thing"
I'm the sickest I've ever been in my life and I needed to hear this. Thank you Camille.
My friend sent me this when I told her I work for a lawyer.
This was…….strangely comforting.
When you’re paying your health insurance premiums: “we’re in this together!”
When you’re filing a health insurance claim: “iTs uP To YoU”
imagine if someone got injured, and wanted to find a way to help themselves on youtube, this is what they find
Strangely, more motivational than any "motivational" content I've ever seen.
I like the idea that someone paid for this ad just for it to tell you that it can’t help you lol
Let's all appreciate that she bought a suit for this video.
The VA instead of helping Veterans:
The CEO of insurance
>Are you injured?
>I can't help you.
>Refuses to elaborate.
based
Thank you, i just wrapped my 2007 Toyota Rav4 around a concrete post in an Arby's drive thru while running from the police with 236 kilograms of fentanyl under the passenger seat. My ribcage is sitting about seventeen feet to my right, but now I understand that i can choose to feel better 😇🙏🕊️
It's up to you!
Truly a master of awkward deadpan comedy. I feel like you really have something special here and might even be able to pitch your stuff to someplace like adultswim to get a full series. Keep up the fantastic work!
nah... her material would lose a significant amount of impact if she got on to a major network. she's perfect where she's at.
this is what my insurance provider said to my wisdom teeth
Thanks for the positive reinforcement, hopefully this it what can help me overcome my bruised toe.
Dude sue. Sue that bedside table
this is the best youtube channel by far. i can watcha 28 second video on a loop for hours and only go partially insane.
It’s the thought that counts… I think.
I accept your apology but not responsibility for my decisions.
Real
Greetings Mr. Goods
Hello Fallout 1 The Master voice impressionist man.
He is one of those
unfortunately, we live in a society
I don't know what this chanel is and how it ended up in my rec on saturday's morning. What I know is that I definetely enjoyed this
Literally injured myself today. The hospital staff basically did say this. It does indeed suck.
Funny video helps lift my spirits tho 👍🏻
I like her.
And I like this.
This is good.
thank you for your not assistance in these trying times
"Are you injured?"
"No, why?"
"Would you like to be?"
The essence of American society in less than 30 seconds
I have now attained full enlightenment
She’s looking at the back of my head through my eyes
this is the kinda video that you’d get recommended 7 years later with 38million views
When the cleric is out of spell slots.
The anti-ambulance chaser
Perfect- finally, a lawyer (or spokesperson) that represents me
This is actually strangely motivational.
send this to ur depressed friend
Not only is she cute, but she’s hot also
When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a CRIMINAL lawyer like Camille.
This video literally has motivated me to help myself. Thanks for help!
This is my favorite new vibe.
Pure tism. Thank you for this message.
when you have that USA insurance
:(
When she said "it's up to you" I felt that...
I'm not injured. I'm hurt.
You're right, I CAN set my own broken bones!
you are a truly visionary artist
thank u, needed this.
OG caroline kronstar vibes
I simply wouldn't become injured.
“Only you can heal the wounds you’re suffering from”
Oh okay **cutely heals gunshot wound**