Wade Was An Ice Cream Sex God

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2024

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  • @_Narc
    @_Narc Рік тому +2053

    i’m so glad wade gave us instructions on what he was wearing so we can dress in what is apparently the sexiest attire.

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Рік тому +12

      UDF Rizz

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 місяці тому +1

      Most obscure possible Halloween costume

  • @jessmendieta
    @jessmendieta Рік тому +1067

    The phrase "Wade matting season" shouldn't be SO funny to me... but it is 😂

  • @AngelWingsYT
    @AngelWingsYT Рік тому +621

    I was cackling so hard when i heard this story xD just him trying to do his job when randomly asked "sexy teacher or sexy secretary" xD like who thinks its appropriate to ask a retail worker this?

    • @Tukenfarben
      @Tukenfarben Рік тому +31

      They became blood brothers when he gave that guy advice. If his advice was right the first time, surely he'll share his wisdom again.

    • @spongebobsexypants
      @spongebobsexypants Рік тому +33

      I had a guy at walmart ask where the toys for the little soldier were. I was confused and sent him to the children's aisle.

    • @homerman76
      @homerman76 Рік тому +10

      @@Tukenfarben It was a different guy though xD

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT Рік тому +9

      @@homerman76 word spread i guess xD

    • @rekyu3d541
      @rekyu3d541 Рік тому +2

      literally nobody thinks it's appropriate because this story is very blatantly fake

  • @lordhellstrande2763
    @lordhellstrande2763 Рік тому +123

    Mark's mostly silent time listening to these stories couple with Bob's chuckling makes it that much better

  • @omartaveras165
    @omartaveras165 Рік тому +552

    So last week, when Bob said "sigma alpha wade," he was actually referring to this story here. Understandable

  • @brentacomoose
    @brentacomoose Рік тому +321

    I vote we now refer to Wade as a "sexual tyrannosaurus" from here on out.

    • @Daybreak81523
      @Daybreak81523 Рік тому +15

      I second the motion.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +11

      Nice 7 Days to DIE reference.

    • @Inky_88
      @Inky_88 Рік тому

      @@loki4807 Nope, actually a Predator reference

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +1

      @@Inky_88 Well 7 days to die has a skill called sexual Tyrannosaurus.

    • @Inky_88
      @Inky_88 Рік тому

      @@loki4807 ah i see, they were probably referring to the Predator movie though, seeing the context of this video

  • @BobBob-zg5lz
    @BobBob-zg5lz Рік тому +258

    Wade and his ice cream scooping riz

    • @DrinksBatteryAcid
      @DrinksBatteryAcid Рік тому +5

      Something about how that ice cream melts onto Wades hands really gets kids thinking

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Рік тому +1

      I guess you could say he…got the scoops

  • @liamgavinwells
    @liamgavinwells Рік тому +74

    This needs to be turned into an animation

  • @JBtheEPguy
    @JBtheEPguy Рік тому +41

    I find myself thinking that the guy who asked for advice actually asked the cashier (Wade's coworker) and he was thinking "God help me" so just threw it straight to Wade.

  • @ironic_iron8770
    @ironic_iron8770 Рік тому +240

    When that kid got older, he might have thought about how he asked Wade that so casually and felt embarrassed thinking that he did that. At least that's what I would think if I did that, but I probably would never ask that in the first place

  • @moyluna1589
    @moyluna1589 Рік тому +21

    The love Guru of the UDF.
    Where the Ice-Cream isn’t the only thing getting covered in nuts.
    Where the Vanilla isn't the only thing that's creamy.

  • @MedEvil1c
    @MedEvil1c Рік тому +635

    of course wade gets around...TO GET HIS MOM'S PREGNANCY TEST 🤭

    • @temporalmentetonto
      @temporalmentetonto Рік тому +1

      Well your name checks out

    • @kay19129
      @kay19129 Рік тому +32

      Out of context this could be taken in the worst freaking way possible

  • @theassassin8397
    @theassassin8397 Рік тому +100

    Distractible is the best podcast to listen too while hungover
    10/10 would listen again

  • @roxyhoyt3675
    @roxyhoyt3675 Рік тому +15

    Wade mating season sounds intriguing

  • @bloodybee3553
    @bloodybee3553 Рік тому +34

    I read "ice cream sex god" and got scared but jesus christ that was worth it

  • @potardo9851
    @potardo9851 Рік тому +6

    I always forget Bob's closing line on this and every time I hear it it's like hearing it for the first time and I loose it. 🤣

  • @acycle2124
    @acycle2124 Рік тому +11

    That kid is a chad LMAO
    The confidence is crazy

  • @Reinhardt182
    @Reinhardt182 Рік тому +25

    The thumbnail almost killed me. I was in the gym when the notification popped up and I almost dropped my weight on myself

  • @moka8601
    @moka8601 Рік тому +326

    If I had a nickel evertime Wade had an interesting story including condom's I would have 2 , which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

    • @rekyu3d541
      @rekyu3d541 Рік тому +1

      THAT'S BECAUSE IT DIDN'T LMAO WTF

    • @ZUnknownFox
      @ZUnknownFox Рік тому +8

      @@rekyu3d541 I take it you didn't listen to the video/distractible podcast and instead opted to go to teh comments first.
      alright I don't trust you now

    • @jacklyn_holmse789
      @jacklyn_holmse789 Рік тому

      I love that I read this in Doof's voice

  • @blazlock7285
    @blazlock7285 Рік тому +21

    The big scoop was not the Ice cream but the news Wade got game! Xp

  • @haydennoble9253
    @haydennoble9253 Рік тому +5

    No the proper sexy role play is apparently naughty ice cream man.

  • @alexandrecharest4853
    @alexandrecharest4853 Рік тому +44

    They was probably a message in the bathroom like for sex advice ask wade XD

    • @dantevalkeri1600
      @dantevalkeri1600 Рік тому +8

      That would make perfect sense. A few times in a public restroom, I've seen numbers written on the stall walls with "call me for sex". This was in men's restroom too XD

  • @therevenger259
    @therevenger259 Рік тому +12

    Wade is a Gigachad!

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage Рік тому +38

    I wish they showed a picture of what Wade looked like at the time (he must have looked extremely sexy or something)

    • @atlassolid5946
      @atlassolid5946 Рік тому +6

      afro.

    • @mekhakreature
      @mekhakreature Рік тому +7

      Probably similar to how Wade looked in his earliest videos, which he used some clips on while talking about ten years on UA-cam (easier to find than scrolling). I think he seemed approachable and attractive but I don't know what drove strangers to ask for sex tips 😅

  • @__Pigeon
    @__Pigeon Рік тому +104

    I’m surprised wade didn’t say “Are you a cop?” or something. If anything it’s likely a test set by his boss to see if wade should be fired

    • @BamBabyBrenda
      @BamBabyBrenda Рік тому +8

      For doing what? It's not illegal to sell condoms

  • @ayla4314
    @ayla4314 Рік тому +22

    Not really sure what I was expecting with the title 😂

  • @CLC-1000
    @CLC-1000 Рік тому +23

    I laughed so much at this, especially when I saw the title. 😂

  • @soldierhobbes1182
    @soldierhobbes1182 Рік тому +4

    MAN that title goes hard. XD

  • @paran0rmality
    @paran0rmality Рік тому +2

    Not me getting an Adam and Eve advertisement before this smfh 💀

  • @thehunterator520
    @thehunterator520 Рік тому +11

    This reminds me of a story where I was working on putting movies on the wall and a guy came up to me with a box of xl condoms and first asked if we can take apple pay, which I said no to since we don't, then he asked me if I could pay it for him saying how he absolutely had to have sex with his girlfriend and I am like no, so he puts down the box and walks away. I felt so awkward while he asked me the questions and all I could think was how I just want him to leave me alone while I work on stocking items. Also an hour later I thought I could have asked him if he was sure that they were the correct size for him. This is in Walmart in the electronics section, which is pretty far from where we keep the condoms, so I think he was trying to make me feel uncomfortable, which admittedly did work because I don't want to talk about condoms with customers while trying to work.

  • @dallanlopez7089
    @dallanlopez7089 Рік тому +7

    What the hell did I just hear from Wade

  • @pizzatime3421
    @pizzatime3421 Рік тому +2

    Man I love that title

  • @patriciaproctor1450
    @patriciaproctor1450 Рік тому +2

    guys watch out for the Wade thrist traps lol!

  • @mckennaconrad1593
    @mckennaconrad1593 10 місяців тому +2

    Wade is from Cincinnati? Never knew

  • @ZeFroz3n0ne907
    @ZeFroz3n0ne907 Рік тому

    If I heard someone ask me something like that at work or wherever, I'd either freeze, run like hell or laugh my ass off. Damn dude.

  • @eldaroses.g.r.7945
    @eldaroses.g.r.7945 Рік тому +1

    Well, now they are obligated to ask if he DID get around… 😂

  • @Clownbunnycosplay
    @Clownbunnycosplay Рік тому +9

    UDF, is the best honestly with their chocolate ice cream.

  • @snaptrap5558
    @snaptrap5558 Рік тому +4

    We need a company that will discreetly mail you sex supplies, but disguised as "other stuff" like action figurines or pens or something.

  • @10GaugeManiac
    @10GaugeManiac Рік тому +3

    I'm surprised nobody has exploited the UDF initials like
    'Unbelievable D Fanatics' or 'Unreal Distractable Friends'

  • @AllClass_
    @AllClass_ Рік тому +2

    ngl this shit funny af ima subscribe this shit was so fucking bizare

  • @idestroybeans541
    @idestroybeans541 Рік тому +1

    Title - perfect

  • @IanCane-vj8js
    @IanCane-vj8js Рік тому +5

    I can't wait for this to be animated

  • @Dragongaga
    @Dragongaga Рік тому +2

    I guess whatever he told the first dude really worked out, so he told the second dude, go there and ask this guy

  • @kylieroth2326
    @kylieroth2326 Рік тому +5

    I don’t remember the context of this story and the title is unsettling 😂

  • @UsernotFound2018
    @UsernotFound2018 Рік тому +2

    Can we get a animation for this?

  • @raisylvaine8398
    @raisylvaine8398 Рік тому +2

    BRUH I WORK AT WALMART AND I HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME THREE TIMES IN THE SAME DAY, TWO OF THEM LOOKED 14 AND THE OTHER LOOKED FRESHLY 18-

  • @fionaberrier3103
    @fionaberrier3103 Рік тому +1

    YYYYOOOO ANOTHER FELLO OHIOIN

  • @bancetheyorkshireterrier2003
    @bancetheyorkshireterrier2003 Рік тому +4

    I would of call the manager and had them kicked out like who ask that when their kids there but omg XD wade apparently a sex advice magnet

  • @TheDiplococcus
    @TheDiplococcus Рік тому +11

    Not allowed food breaks, monitored on your breaks... The working culture in the USA is revolting. So much for being the land of the free.

  • @DraupnirEX
    @DraupnirEX Рік тому +2

    We know better now. We know it was WUGG season.

  • @SorenEragon
    @SorenEragon 21 день тому

    I mean... Wade is the sexiest of the three overall. Mark comes in a close second, but Wade ultimately comes out on top. 😂
    What about Bob??
    *shrug* What about Bob? 😂😂

  • @ZeFroz3n0ne907
    @ZeFroz3n0ne907 Рік тому

    Oh my god... 😆poor guy. He was tryin'.

  • @rococoblue
    @rococoblue Рік тому +2

    😏 so any tips!?.. asking for a friend.🤣👍

  • @zakkshrout4461
    @zakkshrout4461 Рік тому

    Wade it sounds like you worked for Bill Bales like I did lmao

  • @CelticFish0103
    @CelticFish0103 Рік тому

    This kinda reminds me of ice cream Larry but better 😆

  • @BamBabyBrenda
    @BamBabyBrenda Рік тому +3

    Bob sounded so wasted at the end of the clip omg 😂

  • @Shadow969.
    @Shadow969. Рік тому

    Where did all the videos go

  •  Рік тому

    A+ title.

  • @The_NJG
    @The_NJG Рік тому +5

    Alright, what did Wade do now?

    • @henryreed4697
      @henryreed4697 Рік тому

      And this time he doesn't even know what he did.

  • @AllIHearIsMeep
    @AllIHearIsMeep Рік тому +4

    That title contains words that should not be paired with each other.

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 Рік тому +1

    “I’m sorry, did you grow up in the town from Footloose?”

  • @conalking8739
    @conalking8739 Рік тому +2

    First 1000, we all love this podcast 🤣

  • @theamtg3788
    @theamtg3788 Рік тому +2

    Btw wade now that i have you here, how do i get the ladies. You seem to be a guy who knows what he is doing.

  • @niclister9272
    @niclister9272 Рік тому +2

    I wonder if the kid listens to distractible

  • @synthraofficial5366
    @synthraofficial5366 Рік тому +1

    Not allowing time to eat seems like it should be illegal smh.

  • @MichaelThomas-ec4dq
    @MichaelThomas-ec4dq Рік тому +1

    I wonder How many people have had a similar experience??

  • @SnyderDragdire
    @SnyderDragdire Рік тому +1

    The start of him mentioning UDF- worked there for abt 6 months, it was… something
    The one I worked at selling condoms maybe a year ago- ad multiple boxes had been found in bathrooms :|

  • @Misshowzat
    @Misshowzat Рік тому

    Not too sure if these things are related 😅

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 Рік тому +5

    Someone call Freya. I found her a mate.

    • @nicholasoneal1521
      @nicholasoneal1521 Рік тому +1

      Wade about to march into Fólkvangr and get some

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому

      @@nicholasoneal1521 Like Utgard-Loki tried and failed to do. Also Wade is going to have to try to avoid her cats the size of tigers.

    • @nicholasoneal1521
      @nicholasoneal1521 Рік тому

      @@loki4807 Friend, I think you are confused. I don't Utgard-Loki tried to seduce Freyja

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому

      @@nicholasoneal1521 He asked for apples AND her hand in marriage. He would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for my idiot brother: Thor.

    • @nicholasoneal1521
      @nicholasoneal1521 Рік тому

      @loki4807 okay, you're either referencing something like a show or movie I don't know about or just getting the mythology way off. Thor is in no way Loki's brother. Loki is Odin's brother by oath, but is the child of two Jotun, Laufey and Farbauti

  • @braedenrennie189
    @braedenrennie189 Рік тому +3

    Ohio moment

  • @cameronmyers3973
    @cameronmyers3973 Рік тому

    Was wade ice cream Larry the whole time?

  • @birdmanforever008
    @birdmanforever008 Рік тому

    12?

  • @mystic_justinc6266
    @mystic_justinc6266 Рік тому

    Yeah so udf is basically the same now shitty treatment but it’s good money for an easyish Job

  • @Lita1
    @Lita1 Рік тому

    LOL funny Distractable I liked this Animation yes!!!!👍😅

  • @mathiaswilhelm1902
    @mathiaswilhelm1902 Рік тому

    I just realised the episode “thank you” isn’t included in the playlist

  • @that-0ne-guy45
    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому +3

    Also more 7 days to die

  • @that-0ne-guy45
    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

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    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

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  • @nilloc9064
    @nilloc9064 Рік тому

    wade prob does get around

  • @blazewalker7313
    @blazewalker7313 Рік тому +1

    Well...which was it? Naughty Teacher or Naughty Secretary???

  • @kh6853
    @kh6853 Рік тому

    "Wade mating season"
    No, just no.

  • @that-0ne-guy45
    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

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    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

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    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

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    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

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    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

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    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

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    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

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    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

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  • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

    Really? Censored?

  • @that-0ne-guy45
    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

    11.5

  • @rekyu3d541
    @rekyu3d541 Рік тому +1

    man it was already embarrassing for Wade that he made this godawful fake story up to begin with, but they clipped this garbage?? it's sad that fans will let anything slide just because they identify with someone

  • @coffeegg
    @coffeegg Рік тому

    And I live near where he worked

  • @strawberiteddie
    @strawberiteddie Рік тому +1

    I have notifications on and my supervisor saw the notification while I was at work 🥲

  • @that-0ne-guy45
    @that-0ne-guy45 Рік тому

    7