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  • @meredithburdon9985
    @meredithburdon9985 Рік тому +281

    One of the first things my nurse told me when I was diagnosed with diabetes was “DO NOT go and buy a bunch of sugar free candy and eat it all. You will get diarrhea. We had a family who did this in the past.”

    • @widdershins3785
      @widdershins3785 10 місяців тому +2

      ...which you know, also very likely means they went "Oh hey, then they can't eat baked bread or anything, lets just crush it down and bake it into everything else they need." Which meant they were eating this several times a day for most meals.
      Them artificial sugars may not trigger that, but it'll mess you up in another way!

    • @qazwsx014jsbd8
      @qazwsx014jsbd8 10 місяців тому +5

      Honestly it depends on the sweetner - stuff like malitol, xylitol or erythritol are known for giving people diarrhoea when eaten in large amounts, but there are many other alternatives like allulose or stevia that are fine i think. They are a bit expensive compared to table sugar or malitol though so they're not usually found in the more commonly attainable/storebought sugar free products. So essentially your nurse was pretty much super on the mark haha 😅
      I know from experience what sugar free products can do to you being recently diagnosed myself lmao

    • @sorayuu8134
      @sorayuu8134 7 місяців тому

      As a type 1 diabetic that is hilarious 😂😂😂 I don't really invest in alot of sugar free stuff cause of the expenses+chemicals in them, but good to know for the future!

    • @Alastor_0214
      @Alastor_0214 7 місяців тому

      no so my mom is diabetic and she buys these sugar free sour mints and she was dating this guy at the time and he is just inhaling these sour mints and my mom says nothing so they call me to say hi and i can hear his stomach rumbling because he didn't know that the sugar free stuff makes you sh*t horribly ...... they didn't sleep in the same bed that night

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 5 місяців тому +1

      @@sorayuu8134Yeah never buy “sugar free” processed products, gotta make your own stuff at home tbh. I don’t have diabetes but I have something similar, and am really trying to change my lifestyle ❤

  • @L0op
    @L0op 10 місяців тому +113

    While listening to this episode, I had a full breakfast, with toast, cereal, tea, everything, bit my tongue so hard that a tiny piece of it came off, spat blood for ten minutes, disinfected the wound, which put me in excruciating pain, recovered, and tbh, I still feel like my day is better than any of the days that have been described here.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 10 місяців тому +16

      Fuckin Aye, you bit off a piece of your tongue!!
      I hope it's all okay now!

  • @somedingus6255
    @somedingus6255 Рік тому +78

    22:19 is still my favorite part of this episode.

    • @Galaxy0237
      @Galaxy0237 11 місяців тому +3

      OMG SAME! I was laughing hard when I first listened to the episode

  • @ignitedrowlets5776
    @ignitedrowlets5776 Рік тому +139

    One memory I have is that one time I was just having the worst stomach pain, I knew I had to poop but it just wasn't coming out. Eventually it got so bad that i let out a gutteral yell, and then it all came out in one big log, instant relief.

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO Рік тому +23

      That's the sayan method XD

    • @raveneffectnevermore1995
      @raveneffectnevermore1995 Рік тому +9

      I've had that experience too, although what came out was only like one rock solid but SMALL turd. I'm not lactose intolerant but I do eat a LOT of cheese and...well...I pay for it (but tbh it's worth it)

    • @coolwolf506
      @coolwolf506 9 місяців тому +4

      That sounds funny as hell imagining how that would sound

    • @cosmicboi1650
      @cosmicboi1650 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@coolwolf506 All I'm picturing is the "OH NOOOOO" meme

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 5 місяців тому +1

      Exorcism at home

  • @DJMetalstone
    @DJMetalstone Рік тому +170

    God when mark read that story review about the person defacating the handicap stall I bursted into hyperventilatic laughter crying my eyes out for a bit. That was so insanely funny :) Just since last week started listening to these podcasts. Now I get why people listen to them , you guys are just comedy gold with your story telling.

    • @asterthehedgehog6861
      @asterthehedgehog6861 11 місяців тому +2

      I can’t even find this review he is talking about on Amazon. Who was the seller?

    • @-Commit-arson-
      @-Commit-arson- 10 місяців тому +4

      It was such a story I couldn’t help myself
      I was physically dying, trying to keep in the laughter because it was night and there are other people in the house

    • @alexspain9103
      @alexspain9103 10 місяців тому +2

      I broke at the message from god

    • @alexspain9103
      @alexspain9103 10 місяців тому +1

      @@-Commit-arson- I was fortunate, I had already laughed and there was no more air in my lungs. Unfortunately, I did almost asphyxiate.

    • @TaylorArsenault-w2q
      @TaylorArsenault-w2q 2 місяці тому

      Wow. I mean I laughed. But I didn't almost die.

  • @demonprincess9680
    @demonprincess9680 Рік тому +70

    While working as a janitor for a short while, I have seen the experience of someone getting shit everywhere except for the toilet. They even left the stall locked and crawled from underneath. I had to crawl to get it open and saw that mess on the wall and floor near the toilet

  • @amilliyahdubrinsky1411
    @amilliyahdubrinsky1411 7 місяців тому +28

    Poor Bob had the Exorshits.

  • @doctorh.m.l4727
    @doctorh.m.l4727 Рік тому +44

    My gosh that poor gass station worker

  • @eeveeveee
    @eeveeveee Рік тому +91

    GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE LISTEN TO THIS IN CLASS

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO Рік тому +4

      Bruh XD

    • @hypnoticbeats7894
      @hypnoticbeats7894 8 місяців тому +5

      i was listening to this in my philosophy class in college. I couldn't contain my laughter and had to stop listening before i burst into laughter

  • @renice4289
    @renice4289 Рік тому +106

    I had explosive diarrhea for almost a whole week, also had to use the toilet every 5 minutes for the first 3-4 days. The things I've seen and experienced, completely changed my view of everything. Despite all of that, I gotta say I didn't shit my pants even once, but I had a few close calls.

    • @l33tninja1
      @l33tninja1 10 місяців тому +2

      Sadly you described my daily life for the last decade or so.

  • @hillarycourchaine6829
    @hillarycourchaine6829 Рік тому +9

    Total nostalgia for me, I remember watching this episode alot and it still leaves me in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thevoyagesystem
    @thevoyagesystem 10 місяців тому +10

    My partner is a janitor and has been for a long time. The amount of times they have seen a stall covered in an explosion of fecal matter is astonishing. And it does /always/ look like some horrible accident happened. and your story bob, explains all of it.

  • @lancea7843
    @lancea7843 Рік тому +365

    Ok but how's your fridge

  • @ProtonFilms_Mark
    @ProtonFilms_Mark Рік тому +58

    I once had the trots in traffic during a snowstorm. I pull into the nearest petrol station and the attendant tells me that they don't have running water and thus the bathrooms are out of service. I struggle to the next petrol station in start stop traffic for 40 minutes only to have the same thing said to me. I run out of the service station and back to my car, which I parked by the edge of the station's lot. I realise there is no other way, so I Dukes of Hazzard it across the bonnet of my car while simultaneously taking my pants off, much to the amusement to about a dozen people witnessing it, plop into the snow arsefirst and release, only covered by my own vehicle from the onlookers. It looked as if a fecal grenade went off in there, but my pants and car were spared.

    • @s-idney
      @s-idney 7 місяців тому +1

      "The trots"

  • @lilbluridinghood6296
    @lilbluridinghood6296 Рік тому +47

    I had sugar-free gummy bears when I was a kid. Never... again...

    • @rystrains.6405
      @rystrains.6405 4 місяці тому +2

      tell us the story

    • @lilbluridinghood6296
      @lilbluridinghood6296 4 місяці тому

      @@rystrains.6405 Ate super free gummy bears. Later my colon express shipped that stuff right out. It was pain and agony. Never again.

  • @bandannaboi5542
    @bandannaboi5542 Рік тому +24

    As someone who has kidney stones every 3 months it’s not a fun time to have it because the pain of it in ur kidney it’s unbearable as well as passing of the stone. A good way to pass it is to drink a lot of water but to help break it down is to drink a little bit of beer to help break it down.

    • @leagueofretiredevil
      @leagueofretiredevil Рік тому +2

      I can totally add that in with an agreement; it's definitely an unbearable experience. And this is from someone who had at least two in their lifetime, with a year-long gap between.

    • @the_letter_j9223
      @the_letter_j9223 Рік тому +4

      Alcohol might be the source of your problem. I'm not trying to be preachy or tell you what to do, but overconsumption of alcohol can cause kidney stones. Drinking plenty of non-alcoholic drinks can help reduce them and, over time, stop them from forming. I know it's not my place to give advice, I'm just trying be helpful.

    • @leagueofretiredevil
      @leagueofretiredevil Рік тому +2

      ​@@the_letter_j9223 That was downright rude; assuming right away it was alcohol. You do know there's up to 4-6 leading causes of kidney stones, right? And not that it's you're business since you didn't ask, but my cause was too much calcium. Jerk.

    • @the_letter_j9223
      @the_letter_j9223 Рік тому

      @@leagueofretiredevil I meant to respond to @bandannaboi5542 comment. I was talking about their apparent chronic kidney stone problem.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 10 місяців тому

      Isn't there some sort of medicine that can help break up the stones?
      I also remember watching an episode of QI and hearing that riding in the rearmost seat of a rollercoaster- like, one with loops and a lot of G-Force, can help break up the stones.
      The same goes for loud bass music. The vibrations and resonance breaks up the stones.
      Take care of yourself, chief.

  • @georgemconell2948
    @georgemconell2948 10 місяців тому +4

    What a perfect first episode to listen too

  • @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS
    @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS Рік тому +6

    I had a similar experience to what Bob went through tonight. It was agony. But I just kept listening and eventually the pain went away.

  • @kathrynjames6151
    @kathrynjames6151 Рік тому +18

    Legit Bobs bathroom story reminds me of something that happened recently where I work. A lady went on herself just shy of reaching the bathroom, and it was such a mess. My sister, who worked with me at the time, had to help my manager clean the mess up. It was disgusting.

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks Рік тому +14

    43:28 Just a fun quote to save.

  • @starmechs
    @starmechs Рік тому +7

    Funny enough, first time listening to this while I was eating ribs and pork slices

  • @F.R.E.D.D2986
    @F.R.E.D.D2986 Рік тому +31

    I remember one time:
    I had a bigass bag of sugar free Gummy bears, a solid kilogram of them, and me, I've always been curious about laxatives, don't know why, but I've always wondered how bad they actually are.
    So, these sugarfree gummy bears do cause a slight laxative affect. And they are actually pretty good. I really quite like them to be honest.
    So I ate half the bag in ten minutes. A solid pound of gummy bears, in ten minutes.
    I am not gonna be in detail, because it's gross y'know, but I will say this:
    9 times in 6 hours.
    One of the times, I don't even think it was normal, like, it didn't feel like human waste, it felt more like pure water was being pushed out. Lemme tell you, you will never feel so disgustingly clean until you do that.
    It got so bad my mum literally got me to eat a bit of fruit, just so that is didn't hurt me.
    My gut was fucked the next day as well, though it more hurt, rather then produced a waterfall.

    • @serge263
      @serge263 11 місяців тому +2

      Least you got cleaned out. Lol.

    • @the_letter_j9223
      @the_letter_j9223 10 місяців тому +2

      Sounds like what happens when you're given a preparation for a colonoscopy or colon surgery.

    • @colt9836
      @colt9836 7 місяців тому

      It probably was actual water; a major part of the large intestine is to absorb as much liquids (water) from the food clump as it can without disrupting the natural flow.
      Diarrhea is when your brain is like, OMG FUCK IT, and sends the waste out as fast as possible. Maybe you're sick and your body is trying to rid of the virus, maybe you took some laxatives, whatever. Thus the large intestine doesn't have enough time to absorb water so, liquid waste.
      It's basically like puking but from your booty.

  • @haydennoble9253
    @haydennoble9253 Рік тому +16

    It’s a one bed, five bath house.

  • @magellan-88p39
    @magellan-88p39 Місяць тому

    The best part of this is that I can just SO CLEARLY SEE Mark's face when he says, "But you don't know that!"

  • @lunartears6761
    @lunartears6761 Рік тому +38

    Has anyone else experienced the agonizing horror of acidic diarrhea? And while on a 6-8 hr road trip as a passenger?😳
    It’s still the in most top 5 painful incidents of my life.😓

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho Рік тому

      What the fuck did you eat or drink to get acidic??? Like we can talk about the public thing, but -ACIDIC-????

    • @hithere7393
      @hithere7393 10 місяців тому +1

      Bro are you okay???

    • @lunartears6761
      @lunartears6761 10 місяців тому

      @@hithere7393I’m fine, this was years ago. Thankfully I wasn’t driving and had brought extra (white) underwear to wear when I get home. And I had a seal plastic bag to put anything in. It was painful enough to where it felt like my stomach and intestines were cramping though luckily the Pain came In spurts. With ibuprofen the pain was dull enough enough when it wasn’t extreme to where I could fall asleep. I kept waking up from pain though. I stopped like an hour from home and run into a 7-11 (in a shady neighborhood) and after that the pain managed to go a little bit. I didn’t leave it like Bob and Mark thank god. It was when I finally got home that I had the purge from hell where the action specifically hurt more than the squeezing cramping I endured all day. It took me 1 hour to finally be able leave the toilet without a violent urge.
      It took me the next two days to recover. I learned a concept that was horrifyingly true: ‘the asshole is the boss’.😓

    • @zbcrazy
      @zbcrazy 6 місяців тому

      I have no gallbladder, so yes lol. Not on a roadtrip but on a train where the bathroom was the size of a broom closet so I’m banging off the walls with each bump also

  • @SLVRboisoffical
    @SLVRboisoffical Рік тому +18

    I was dying of laughter and my mom said asked r u ok

  • @LimboLumpus-up2is
    @LimboLumpus-up2is Рік тому +11

    The review that mark reads after 21:25 is hilarious

  • @josephbugeja3208
    @josephbugeja3208 9 місяців тому +14

    The laxative gummy bears are for children & or other patients that refuse to ingest pill medication..
    But they probably manufactured way too much inventory than they actually needed so they sold the rest at their local retailers to clear out their inventory..

  • @theminingassassin16
    @theminingassassin16 Місяць тому +1

    I was a janitor for over 7 years and can confirm that Bob's experience is not a one-off. I've had to clean up after people who did that kind of stuff all the time. Also, I had to clean both men's and women's bathrooms, and I can say that they're both equally unpleasant in those scenarios.

  • @elizabethwells3938
    @elizabethwells3938 Місяць тому

    You are all an amazing inspiration to so many important humans!

  • @autotunie7525
    @autotunie7525 4 місяці тому +1

    I have never laughed so hard while driving, before listening to this XD

  • @fuzzypotatomoon2544
    @fuzzypotatomoon2544 11 місяців тому +5

    "Don't eat while you're listening to this"
    Me who just ate taco bell

  • @Dualbladedscorpion7737
    @Dualbladedscorpion7737 Рік тому +28

    I Had a weed gummy bear last night, that bear kicked my ass last night.

    • @hillarycourchaine6829
      @hillarycourchaine6829 6 місяців тому

      But did it make you 💩?

    • @Dualbladedscorpion7737
      @Dualbladedscorpion7737 6 місяців тому

      @hillarycourchaine6829
      Thankfully no, but I was in and out of concunsonce for like 16 hours

    • @Draconyx13
      @Draconyx13 Місяць тому

      @@Dualbladedscorpion7737 "Concunsonce"?

    • @Dualbladedscorpion7737
      @Dualbladedscorpion7737 Місяць тому

      @Draconyx13
      Ok You try spelling it after you get your ass handed to you by a grizzly bear

  • @soupcangaming662
    @soupcangaming662 Рік тому +2

    Finally, Distractible reposts before the Spotipocalypse.

  • @zerotodona1495
    @zerotodona1495 Рік тому +10

    Kidney stones does the same pain as appendix pain. So I have been on the ground crawling before lol

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 7 місяців тому +1

      That's worse since you can get kidney stones more than once in your life

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 Рік тому +5

    37:22
    To skip the kidney stone section.

  • @crazydog135
    @crazydog135 11 місяців тому +4

    He doesn’t know the horror that comes with being lactose intolerant😂

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 10 місяців тому +1

      You can buy some lactase pills? Or just buy some lactose free milk
      Or cheese.

  • @wardenlight5625
    @wardenlight5625 Рік тому +9

    I have to mention this I once worked at a gas station in a small town called Harrisburg and I was at the time doing cashier duty and inside we have two bathrooms both which need a key and this old guy walks in and my first thought was he had to be a drug addict homeless man because that's what he was so he says that he needs to use the bathroom so I handed him one of the keys he went in and it took him I think from one to two hours in there. Now it was quite while he was in there, so I forgot he was in there and when he came out and handed the key back I was like "oh shit I hope he wasn't doing drugs in there" so I go in to see and holy sweet virgin marry it was bad their was poop everywhere on the floor on the walls even on the ceiling and it took me three mops to clean that.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 10 місяців тому

      THE CEILING?!?!?!

    • @wardenlight5625
      @wardenlight5625 10 місяців тому +1

      @@0_dearghealach_083 I still ask that question to this day i don't know how but it was on there and it was on there good

  • @NedstarYouTube
    @NedstarYouTube 6 місяців тому +3

    Once I sprained my ankle pretty badly to the point where it swelled up and turned green. My mum said it was fine and that I had just rolled my ankle, I didn't even go to a doctor afterwards. It could have been broken, thank goodness it wasnt but it could've been.

  • @あきら知世
    @あきら知世 8 місяців тому +3

    I'm trying to put this on in the background to fall asleep but I keep getting distracted from the funny

  • @marissaballestero
    @marissaballestero Місяць тому +1

    I have crohns disease so this episode resinates as so much food will just send me and most is the healthy stuff.

  • @anglepsycho
    @anglepsycho Рік тому +13

    God, if your pain is so bad you can't even breathe or there's blood from stuff that isn't supposed to have blood?
    Check with an urgent care if you're really not concerned or thinking it is an emergency. Appendix bursting is terrifying, my mom was hours from a burst at the hospital when she was younger and won't ever forget it.
    Like I once had hemorraging because I was like "Huh, I'm not supposed to have blood from my butt, right?" and to this day my mom and I have a running joke where I was tucked with a stretchy sheet and was ready for a rectal exam and said "Well, all tucked in for a nightmate" cause I've never had that shit before, so it was just terror, but now it's funny to me. So humor also helps out!

  • @jamespruitt4756
    @jamespruitt4756 11 місяців тому +6

    reasons like Bob's is why i keep a roll of TP in my car at all times! twice i have been saved! pull over, do some business on the side of the road. yay TP!

    • @americaroleplayer
      @americaroleplayer 4 дні тому +1

      My Dad did this in his 20s and it came in SO HANDY WHEN HE HAD A DAUGHTER. That roll has saved me from peeing on the side of the road, period mishaps, ect.

  • @sunnyfigueroa4397
    @sunnyfigueroa4397 Рік тому +4

    5:34 9:40 19:00 20:50 21:05 21:18 21:42 22:55 27:47
    30:38 33:30 34:20 37:23 38:13 39:42 40:48 42:26 43:28 45:30

    • @justinebates758
      @justinebates758 Рік тому

      The numbers what do they mean

    • @sunnyfigueroa4397
      @sunnyfigueroa4397 Рік тому +1

      @@justinebates758 I just put them when I look back to a part that makes me laugh

  • @royaldragon543
    @royaldragon543 9 місяців тому +2

    Ok, listen. Womens bathrooms are like what Bob was describing, stuff on walls on the floor etc, but its not food poisoning result. Its just the monthly women experience.

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia 11 місяців тому +3

    21:28 Mark’s Sugar Free Gummy Bear story

  • @MicgregerConya
    @MicgregerConya Рік тому +13

    Bruh they spent an hour talking about Shit and they judge us for listening

    • @TronicSSJ07
      @TronicSSJ07 Рік тому +1

      So that’s why it’s called “OH SH1T”

  • @tiosevenstars
    @tiosevenstars 3 місяці тому

    7:10 I love the dinner talk lol

  • @jameskarg3240
    @jameskarg3240 Рік тому +10

    Avoid the Black Forest brand. Haribos are what you want, those WONT destroy your bowels XD

    • @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS
      @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS 11 місяців тому

      Yeah.

    • @Kaare-The-Heathen
      @Kaare-The-Heathen 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS that single word followed by a period has led me to believe that you have your own horrific story of gummy bear disembowelment.

  • @22Tesla
    @22Tesla 3 місяці тому +1

    Bob's experience is awful, no question. But what happened to him DOES NOT EVEN COMPARE to the poor passengers of a Japan Airlines flight on February 3, 1975.
    During a Flight from Tokyo to Paris with stops in Copenhagen and Anchorage for fuel, 197 of the 364 occupants contracted food poisoning 30 minutes out of landing at Copenhagen because the ham omelettes were tainted with staphylococcus. And this food poisoning was terrible as it was coming out BOTH ENDS.
    Thanks to another podcast called "Well There's Your Problem" for telling me about this.

  • @KatietheSonicFan
    @KatietheSonicFan 11 днів тому

    I had a kidney stone once- can confirm they are in fact extremely painful! No thanks to doctors waiting an entirely too long amount of time to give me pain meds. *Especially* when you consider I was crying my eyes out repeating the words "It hurts" over and over again to try and distract myself from the pain. :')

  • @captainbirch2.079
    @captainbirch2.079 6 місяців тому +1

    The closest ive been to crapping myself to that degree was similarly a verylong road trip and i had to poop so unbelievably bad that when i got to my destination, i ran into the restroom and i was milliseconds from soiling myself, as it came out before i even sat down. I had literally just ripped my pants off me, and was about to sit on the toilet. Let me repeat, I WAS STILL STANDING when ut forced itself out. Thankfully, it landed in the toilet, but i was literally a tenth of a second from crapping myself

  • @katfluffkins2999
    @katfluffkins2999 Рік тому +5

    I was a few day from turning 20 when I went to the hospital and found out I had a kidney stone, it was horrible like I went to the hospital for a second time after that about a week later. They ended up removing it surgically and the recovery sucked too. 0-10 would not recommend

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 місяці тому

    25:02
    picture in my head:oh its like beer (now after a moment typing this)in a bar

  • @lanieboy8646
    @lanieboy8646 4 місяці тому

    mark: ive never shit myself
    sean: ive shat myself to many times to remember

  • @mikelevasseur9797
    @mikelevasseur9797 Рік тому +5

    50:26
    oh i was eating the whole way through

  • @jayschannel6820
    @jayschannel6820 19 днів тому

    "That awesome actor that I love, unless he's a terrible person in which case- Why do I feel the need to make that caveat these days?"
    Literally me nowadays💀

  • @mtabor9459
    @mtabor9459 7 місяців тому +3

    I'm a janitor. You wouldn't believe the shit...lol. That I've seen. Had one dude take a dump in a urinal. Like what? Walked in on one dude sitting on a Garbage can shitting in it 😮

  • @Kyrikrliy
    @Kyrikrliy Рік тому +4

    Kind of reminds of the time when in my elementary school some boy diarrhea'd onto the bathroom floor and the teachers invited EVERONE to check it out, even the policemen that were there the same day to teach about safety coincidentally. I didn't go there because gross but one of my friends did and according to her it was absolutely terrible.

  • @kingmasterlord
    @kingmasterlord 11 місяців тому

    17:00 "Mark just picture Cartman from the WoW episode."

  • @kingscrown726
    @kingscrown726 Рік тому +2

    “I think mark is shittier than I am mMmMMmmm”

  • @rikucook8257
    @rikucook8257 Рік тому +2

    Trying not to laugh at work is hard

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 місяці тому

    24:16 i just scrolled and yep
    say the thumbnail of it but a different animator and 2 seconds later
    wade:apple juice

  • @GelatinCoffee
    @GelatinCoffee 2 місяці тому

    I was under the impression that food frozen didn't ever spoil though 🤔, I've done what he did too. A long time ago we used to do ground chicken & turkey over beef, and we'd get the marked down stuff. We had like 2-3 packs of ground turkey left, when my grandmother got put on this different medication that wasn't so sensitive to her sodium. So we switched back over to ground beef and the packs quicky got buried and forgotten in the deep freeze. A good 3-4 years after this change back happened, I was cleaning it out for ice buildup to melt. Found the meat and asked if it was still good, grandmother said yeah since it stayed frozen. So I made some delicious lunches for work (mostly being heavy on the meat, with some rice or vegetables mixed in) and out of the like, 10 or so meals I made of it. I didn't get sick from it at all (though I did get a cold because a coworker apparently tasted a little of everyone's food and he himself was sick)

  • @deathlydirge6932
    @deathlydirge6932 Рік тому +3

    I’ve had a very similar experience that’s kinda like bobs story except I wasn’t on the road and didn’t need to find a place to dump ass or in my experience dumping my soul and whatever dark creatures are in my bowls into the toilet

  • @diablorises
    @diablorises 4 місяці тому

    Appendix pain is pretty bad. Mark is insane for not going to the hospital, but I guess so am I.😂😂😂
    Took me almost 7 hours to go to the hospital after the initial hit of pain.

  • @vetletollaksen462
    @vetletollaksen462 2 місяці тому

    I wish we got to see live and real footage of the boys

  • @cyelle1814
    @cyelle1814 Рік тому +1

    I used this video as exposure therapy 😂

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 місяці тому

    bobs frige
    hold my beer
    now here

  • @0_dearghealach_083
    @0_dearghealach_083 10 місяців тому +6

    Those sugar-free Gummy Bears are a super-effective constipation aid. Or a bio-weapon.
    Sugar-free Gummy Bears!! Speed-run your bowel movements, and speed-run all five stages of grief, unlock a sixth stage, and then descend through all Nine Circles of Hell in one single night.

    • @onyxlumis8825
      @onyxlumis8825 6 місяців тому +2

      The 6th stage of grief is just screaming not even knowing why just screaming at the top of your lungs lol

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 місяці тому

    23:53
    i literally laughing my eyes out
    i did expereince something like that but 6 worst ones
    one of them
    well im a monster truck now
    also the firecracker
    yep i know how that feels when u run

  • @tobi_3136
    @tobi_3136 Рік тому +3

    Okay….okay…..how’s the fridge?

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 місяці тому

    32:24 from when i heard appen
    and now i here this ,yep its confirmed that i know what u talking about

  • @smashmonster6929
    @smashmonster6929 5 місяців тому +1

    Ok so is no one gonna discuss Mark's SURPRISE TUMOR WHICH WAS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN??? WHAT HAPPENED TO IT???

  • @DragonSilverlight
    @DragonSilverlight Рік тому +2

    I’ve been there before Bob. It’s never fun.

  • @omaralvaro9170
    @omaralvaro9170 4 місяці тому

    21:06 timestamp

  • @ProtoTerra
    @ProtoTerra Рік тому +1

    isnt this just the episode entirely

  • @Kronkydong
    @Kronkydong 9 місяців тому +2

    I can’t vouch THERE IS NOTHING ANYWHERE IN INDIANA

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 місяці тому

    1:56
    dont worry wade
    what they meant to say was
    the teen want to take your knife,and honstly my knife is more worth than theres(by theres i mean more worth than those teens combined
    and urs worth 3x more than them my g)as an anti degenerate
    og,giga chad and legend
    i approved of this message to wade
    -vails the fox

  • @aloser8703
    @aloser8703 Рік тому +2

    Who did the voice at the beginning? swear I have heard it before

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 Рік тому +2

      His handle is Baldemort

  • @jackattacktron1000
    @jackattacktron1000 Рік тому +3

    Yes I did just watch a video about people taking about literal shit. Was it hilarious? Yes.

  • @heatherblack2376
    @heatherblack2376 Рік тому +3

    Once got so sick that I was crapping bile

  • @aarondavis8940
    @aarondavis8940 4 місяці тому +1

    20:15 XD

  • @anitaspam7767
    @anitaspam7767 5 місяців тому

    Diarrhea truly feels like your bowels are decaying😆
    Side note: Apples are a natural laxative. Consume at your own risk😀

  • @psychedelie
    @psychedelie 3 місяці тому

    i also have a story about the apple jucie and gummy bears once a upon i was at a friends house and he said do u want apple and gummy bears bc his mother and father were shopping so it was the only thing in the house we ate and drank the apple juice and gummy bears but i had the runs but he was already in the bathroom so i waited and i couldn't hold it so i shat all over the walls but when his parents got home we blamed on the dog saying that he had the runs bc his dog was old

  • @BlueSaffire249
    @BlueSaffire249 4 місяці тому

    I and my family suffered from fucked up digestive systems. Diarrhea is normal. Constipation is normal. Like I haven't exactly gotten checked myself. But my mom has and her doctor was almost mortified. I do remember tho. As a baby. I had such bad Constipation I had to take adult doses of shitting meds just to shit

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 місяці тому

    20:20
    sounds like they having a war
    20:22
    that what i said

  • @agzaentar
    @agzaentar 24 дні тому

    I had to stop listening half way cuz i was in public and didnt want burst out laughter in a convention registry

  • @xenomorph_636
    @xenomorph_636 Рік тому +1

    can u get back worlds funniest joke?

  • @Dapriestmon8516
    @Dapriestmon8516 Рік тому

    When is edge of sleep coming out lol

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 місяці тому

    23:06 as i thought
    3-12

  • @241clearance5
    @241clearance5 7 місяців тому

    Oh man, I guess I gotta:
    I was 6 my brother was 9 we were with our mom at a big thrift store furniture stuff all over its early- so it's just us in their we split up and I find this 🐻 bear in a big luxurious smoking chair and I looks at the bear and he's got a smile and i say " Oh- you comfy Mr. BEAR - enjoying that big nice chair al to yourself !" I assume the position bend over in the Teddy Bears face and proceed to shit myself.
    Yw

  • @charirothrock7387
    @charirothrock7387 6 місяців тому

    Have you looked up what a cholera bed is?

  • @Yuuta_V09
    @Yuuta_V09 4 місяці тому

    😂😂😂

  • @josu4321
    @josu4321 3 місяці тому

    How would hit the gas through the floor and the cops would understand it

  • @rin22ylv
    @rin22ylv 3 місяці тому

    😊

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 2 місяці тому

    22:15
    i thought its 95 instead of 69 but yea i was close tho

  • @stellarisme73
    @stellarisme73 4 місяці тому

    22:16

  • @korbanwest
    @korbanwest 4 місяці тому

    wtf