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  • The Nostalgia Critic reviews 2000's Dungeons and Dragons movie.
    Originally aired on February 1st,2011.
    Dungeons & Dragons is a 2000 American fantasy adventure film directed by Courtney Solomon and written by Carroll Cartwright and Topper Lilien. It is based on the role-playing game of the same name. The film follows an empress who wishes to get hold of a mythical rod that will help her fight an evil wizard, and enlists two thieves for help. Parts of the film were made on location at Sedlec Ossuary.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,1 тис.

  • @m.jakm.4791
    @m.jakm.4791 8 років тому +961

    The director just rolled 1 while making the movie.

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 7 років тому +39

      5 times in a battle against a kobold.

    • @fiercestpond4722
      @fiercestpond4722 7 років тому +25

      With no weapons or armor.

    • @ahappyjackolantern
      @ahappyjackolantern 7 років тому +23

      Critical miss!

    • @WalkmanSilver
      @WalkmanSilver 7 років тому +50

      I don't know about you but I think Irons rolled a natural 20 on his over-the-top acting.

    • @psv2
      @psv2 6 років тому

      M. jak M. I see what you did there.

  • @tmage23
    @tmage23 8 років тому +2180

    Jeremy Irons knew exactly what kind of movie he was in and what sort of performance was required. Everyone else misses the mark.

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 8 років тому +128

      I wonder what the conversation between Irons and the director was like.

    • @libbywilliams9969
      @libbywilliams9969 8 років тому +256

      I can answer that
      Director : Jeremy your an award winning actor so my movie will HAVE to be good if your in it
      Irons : only if I get to wear silly clothes with capes and over act as much as humanly possible
      Director: uuuuhhh that depends
      Irons: I wanna go ha ta ta ta
      Director : BUT YOUR A RESPECTED ACTOR
      Irons :ha...ta...ta...ta
      Director :fine it's not like this movie was gonna be good anyway
      Irons : :3

    • @thesupremenecroticdakimakura
      @thesupremenecroticdakimakura 7 років тому +22

      +libby Williams Isn't that Nicholas Cage?

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 7 років тому +18

      ***** batman vs superman.

    • @billlupin8345
      @billlupin8345 7 років тому +31

      Jeremy Irons also played the big bad in the Assassin's creed movie.
      It was ok. You will be very confused if you're not a fan of the series.

  • @TheSaberWolfDuchess
    @TheSaberWolfDuchess 8 років тому +3020

    Honestly, I prefer over-acting to underacting. At least with overacting its funny. Underacting is just… painful…

    • @DainnGreywall
      @DainnGreywall 8 років тому +88

      +Emilia Rose Overacting can be painful as well.

    • @ZackTheLightningNinja
      @ZackTheLightningNinja 8 років тому +199

      +Dain Greywall but most of the time it's funny.

    • @pierre-ulyssegorzkowski2200
      @pierre-ulyssegorzkowski2200 8 років тому +156

      +Dain Greywall Of COURSE!!!!

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 8 років тому +90

      +Emilia Rose unless you're Tommy Wiseau

    • @OneTrueNobody
      @OneTrueNobody 8 років тому +38

      +Emilia Rose
      Overacting is even worse when you're trying to take something seriously, though.

  • @jaythosonmp439
    @jaythosonmp439 5 років тому +444

    "just like you thieves, always taking things that don't belong to you"
    yes...thats what....theif means

    • @33dbz
      @33dbz 4 роки тому +45

      U murderers, always killing people

    • @wojciechficek616
      @wojciechficek616 4 роки тому +52

      @@33dbz You actors, always pretending to be someone you're not

    • @bloodcottoncandy
      @bloodcottoncandy 4 роки тому +40

      You chefs, always cooking something up

    • @crazydude21000
      @crazydude21000 4 роки тому +11

      You people always being correct but doesnt mean there right

    • @98953812
      @98953812 4 роки тому +8

      @@wojciechficek616 Hey, that's a line that would be perfect in Galaxy Quest. :D

  • @indisummers4385
    @indisummers4385 Рік тому +145

    Jeremy Irons doing this movie to remodel his castle was the greatest gift of his acting career.

    • @jalenikezeue4114
      @jalenikezeue4114 5 місяців тому +1

      Let their Blood Rain from The Skyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

  • @galogiha
    @galogiha 8 років тому +635

    jeremy irons enjoyed this so much he went on eragon for a reprise.

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 5 років тому +13

      @@godzillavkk Same here.

    • @ngabanski6079
      @ngabanski6079 4 роки тому +5

      This comment just made my week! XD

    • @melissalayson7275
      @melissalayson7275 3 роки тому +14

      @@timoylumontad3920 As terrible as that movie was, he was good as Brom.

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 3 роки тому

      Well damn, now I have a reason to rewatch it.

  • @splatttt
    @splatttt 8 років тому +317

    I feel like Jeremy Irons knew this was a terrible movie and just wanted to have fun sucking (he definitely looks like he's having fun xD). I think he out-Shatnered Shatner........

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 років тому +18

      Or he pulled a Raul Julia as Bison from Street Fighter.

    • @XopheAdethri
      @XopheAdethri 5 років тому +18

      Have you *seen* a DM running a game, Jeremy Irons was amazing, and spot-on in this.

    • @mikereger1186
      @mikereger1186 5 років тому

      Jeremy was probably channeling his memories of the late, great Brian Cant and his days on PlayAway. Money for old rope.

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 4 роки тому +4

      The man had bought a castle at the time. He needed something to help pay it off.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 4 роки тому +4

      Louis Duarte If there’s anything about good actors in bad movies, it’s not the ones who know they’re in a bad movie try to have as much fun as possible with it

  • @adrawingguy9013
    @adrawingguy9013 8 років тому +604

    I can tell Jeremy irons is having a blast doing his role XD

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 8 років тому +75

      I see it a lot when people play the bad guy, especially in campy movies or shows. Any episode where one of the Power Rangers turned evil the actors looked like they were having so much fun.

    • @cockroachcharlie5619
      @cockroachcharlie5619 7 років тому +51

      Seriously. The (normally skilled) over-actors are what save this movie. They provide the only sense of entertainment. I tend to wonder how many took their roles just for the fun-factor alone.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 років тому +29

      Christopher Lee seemed to be having a LOT of fun playing Count Dooku. That role sure SEEMS fun, and maybe THAT'S why he agreed to play that role, especially three times, counting the Clone Wars movie.

    • @sliat1981
      @sliat1981 6 років тому

      He should be ashamed of himself

    • @SCARFACEPHOENIX
      @SCARFACEPHOENIX 5 років тому +1

      Of course he is he's a Willem Dafoe of acting

  • @Eerie0Innocence
    @Eerie0Innocence 6 років тому +342

    Oh Critic, he’s just wearing Coral Blue No. 2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.
    “Actually..........it’s Coral...Blue...Number...”

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 6 років тому +25

      Thwack!

    • @yoshinari3679
      @yoshinari3679 5 років тому +16

      ...Three...

    • @crazycomicguy5063
      @crazycomicguy5063 4 роки тому +15

      I was thinking the same thing too! God if the critic only knew about this spongebob joke, he would so put it in. It'd be perfect!

    • @johnnyfountainS
      @johnnyfountainS 4 роки тому +3

      Men don't wear make up or lipstick.

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 3 роки тому +8

      I trusted you, and you gave me this? I can't believe me own crew betray me like this.
      PS: I was thinking more that he had that lipstick for men that Joey advertised in that one episode of Friends.

  • @barghestblue731
    @barghestblue731 7 років тому +335

    My only real experience with D&D is over hearing a game where this was going on.
    "And as your spell rips open a hole in the fabric of space and time, and out comes glowing infinitely hot lava from the void between dimensions to smite the pack of cowering Dire-rats, the smartest rat in the bunch has these thoughts crossing it's mind: 1) squeek, and 2) This seems like it's a little overkill."

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple 5 років тому +52

      Late reply, but that's a pretty accurate representation of the average D&D game

    • @shaman9024
      @shaman9024 5 років тому +8

      😂😂

    • @bonedoggle
      @bonedoggle 4 роки тому +8

      you're missing out

    • @shawnn7502
      @shawnn7502 3 роки тому +12

      Might be single greatest comment ever posted on youtube. If life were fair, this would have 7 billion likes right now. Props.
      Also, that campaign sounds whack.

    • @nofoxtugiv
      @nofoxtugiv 3 роки тому +9

      That's the mark of a pretty badass DM, ngl. Douglas Adams inspired storytelling happening there.

  • @Engel990
    @Engel990 8 років тому +553

    "Ill have to kill you painfully", kills him in 1 snap xD

    • @idnyftw
      @idnyftw 8 років тому +33

      he botched it :P

    • @BerzerkerTank
      @BerzerkerTank 8 років тому +65

      +Engel
      Blueman: "I'll make you suffer in death."
      DM: Okay, let's see... >Rolls 1
      DM: Blueman forgets snapping someone's neck typically kills them instantly, and the librarian dies immediately.

    • @Maerodir
      @Maerodir 8 років тому +21

      +Engel aaah, but it was a painful snap...

    • @lulucool45
      @lulucool45 8 років тому +11

      +aggresiveturtle BLUEMAN

    • @BerzerkerTank
      @BerzerkerTank 8 років тому +7

      digitivortex Yes, Blueman. From your favorite Saturday-Morning Cartoon, Rainbow Brigade!

  • @VoidstriderLucatiel
    @VoidstriderLucatiel 8 років тому +296

    The bad acting, and reference to other works, like the Indiana Jones traps?
    Reminds me of how an actual Dungeons and Dragons campaign might go. Where a DM borrows, heavily, from other works, to make a cohesive, and interesting fantasy.
    Bad movie? Maybe. True to Dungeons and Dragons feeling? Absolutely.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 4 роки тому +26

      To be fair many of the Indiana jones traps have been staples of D&D and fantasy lore for ages...

    • @rocksolid1954
      @rocksolid1954 4 роки тому +6

      @@mckenzie.latham91 you need a new dm

  • @corbinhaynes5754
    @corbinhaynes5754 5 років тому +109

    I like to imagine all of Jeremy Irons' lines coming out of Scar.

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 2 роки тому +15

      Look at the behind the scenes feature for the lion king. Jeremy Irons was actually dancing when singing “Be prepared.”

  • @SeleenShadowpaw
    @SeleenShadowpaw 6 років тому +153

    This is brilliant if you see it as an actual group of new players playing their first round of actual d&d. Just look at it, the cheesy dialogue, the cardboard cutout characters that seem like they belong into a different movie, the over the topness of it all...It captures the essence of unskilled, unexperienced players that got to make their first own characters being railroaded like thoma the tank engine on a generic out-of-the-book-adventure, complete with badly copied riddles and traps from movies the DM has recently seen. It's spot on, and absolute gold :D
    Also, in the end there, somebody clearly cast greater miracle and burned about 8.000 xp and diamonds worth about 100GP to resurrect snails. That's pretty obvious :D

    • @davidpacini6463
      @davidpacini6463 3 роки тому +11

      I'd spend even more gems and XP to cast a curse to PREVENT Snails resurrection...

    • @Dinosaurianationazation
      @Dinosaurianationazation Рік тому +2

      That and the lack of Dnd lore accuracy.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 10 місяців тому

      @@Dinosaurianationazation it’s homebrew obviously

  • @joewilenzik9119
    @joewilenzik9119 8 років тому +337

    I once went "aratatatata" around my brother. He was terrified and asked if I was possessed.

    • @mamabear1394
      @mamabear1394 6 років тому +12

      What do you say

    • @MabuseXX
      @MabuseXX 5 років тому +4

      And? Are you?

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 5 років тому +19

      LET THE POWER OF JEREMY IRONS FLOW THROUGH YOU! ARATATATATATATATATATATATA!

    • @darkbozo11
      @darkbozo11 5 років тому +3

      @Lil' Connor Peterson stop being a hypocrite

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 5 років тому

      MabuseXX maybe

  • @Seikjin
    @Seikjin 8 років тому +126

    Underacting: Cringy, pointless to watch, hoping that they almost done with thier lines. (example: evry Kristen Steward roles)
    Overacting: Can be Cringy or sometimes funny to watch because they look like total buffoon (example: Nicolas Cage's bee scene in the Wicked man).
    In that case Jeremy irons's overeacting is way better to hear than Thora Birch's underacting. Point close

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 років тому +2

      I find her underracting quite amusing. Plus, she stumbles on her words, making me wonder if she ever rehearsed her dialogue...
      Sure, it's painful at times but still entertaining. Also, underracting can feel quite out of place and hers makes her character quite pathetic and uninspired. She's supposed to be a ruler with strong values and presence but she stumbles on her words, her inflexions are weird and all... Well, she's not Jeremy Irons entertaining but still. Resting my case!

    • @donvitocorleone2098
      @donvitocorleone2098 5 років тому

      The only thing that's funny about this movie is Irons laugh.

  • @kommo1
    @kommo1 8 років тому +923

    Come on Critic. This movie was a master piece. It had everything a good party for DnD should have.
    The normal RPG player, who wants to be the underdog hero.
    The nerdy RPG Player who is always going by the numbers and plays mage.
    The new guy, whose getting on everybodys nerves.
    The guy, who only joined the party to drink for free at a friends house.
    The smirky and mysterious dude, who always tries to insert his own ideas and disrupts the DM.
    The bored girlfriend who got dragged along and has to fill in for a missing player.
    The guy who tries to act cool but ends up being strange and dry.
    And finally the guy who has to overplay the crazy villain.
    Everthing is here. From the half-assed story, over the clicheed players, to the "players are to bad, insert confiniend plot device too drag out an obviously lost game" DM actions. Its brilliant. ^^

    • @simone6090
      @simone6090 7 років тому +145

      It's kind of the perfect D&D movie because it so perfectly shows off how the average campaign goes. Right down to stealing a stuffed cat because you can.

    • @David_Apollonius
      @David_Apollonius 6 років тому +56

      I agree, this movie is a flawless representation of a D&D campaign.

    • @benitofranco372
      @benitofranco372 6 років тому +26

      kommo1 “The girlfriend who got dragged along.” XD

    • @Mugthraka
      @Mugthraka 6 років тому +62

      Don't forget the "Guy who tries to hit and seduce the female elf of the party, but fails miserably"
      And the famous" botched final fight of the campaign, that is worse then the regular fights, cause the DM and the players wern't really into it and where bored of this campaign by the end" trope...

    • @ultraman6644
      @ultraman6644 6 років тому +31

      kommo1 they even have the stupid thing the the DM always revives dead players because it ruins their story

  • @GuillermoSTD
    @GuillermoSTD 6 років тому +477

    You forgot to mention the biggest joke in the movie:
    They spent $45M to make it.

    • @antonanderson1965
      @antonanderson1965 5 років тому +14

      He also didn't make a Lion King joke

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 років тому +8

      @@antonanderson1965 It would've been too easy. XD

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 5 років тому +4

      @@98953812 Really?

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 років тому +11

      @@timoylumontad3920 Example; when he was on the tower summoning the dragons, it just screamed for Be Prepared (The king undisputed, respected, saluted! And seen for the wonder I am! Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared, be prepared!!)

    • @bellametallica
      @bellametallica 5 років тому +4

      Holy shit really? That is insane lol.

  • @jongon0848
    @jongon0848 Рік тому +59

    Jeremy Irons is hysterical in this but i will say Justin Whalin gives a lot of heart to his performance. Him screaming over Snail's death feels much more real than most "NO!" moments in other films.

  • @TrueBlueProd
    @TrueBlueProd 8 років тому +287

    The New All Quacking Choir now consists of:
    Darkheart: AEHHH!
    That Dwarf: DEHHHH!
    The "MAGE!": nOt!
    And Jaden Smith: dAd!

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev 7 років тому +23

      And some KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN for no reason

    • @abdalln8554
      @abdalln8554 7 років тому +9

      "You're forgetting the most important part of making a cluck quartet..."
      Equips headband of infinite gumballs
      "The Khan!"

    • @kitb9504
      @kitb9504 7 років тому +4

      and NARF

    • @daylightsace2680
      @daylightsace2680 6 років тому +4

      I think you mean DARKHEART!!!

    • @KrimzonFlygon1
      @KrimzonFlygon1 5 років тому +3

      And Bo Abobo’s mugshot: AHA! AHA! AHA!

  • @kerbewm5316
    @kerbewm5316 8 років тому +151

    They are not equally terrible.
    At least Jeremy Irons is enjoyable. That girl is just boring.

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 5 років тому +3

      Who? The Empress or Marina?

    • @Bartoc1988
      @Bartoc1988 5 років тому +5

      @@timoylumontad3920 both

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 5 років тому +1

      @@Bartoc1988 Makes sense.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 років тому +5

      I dunno... Her acting(or lack there of) is a tad enjoyable because it feels off and out of place. It's not legendary bad but still.
      Edit: oh boy, she stumble on every word she says. She's amazing!

    • @trajhver3
      @trajhver3 4 роки тому

      It sounds like she barely knows how to read..

  • @sheepewe4505
    @sheepewe4505 8 років тому +308

    Incredible to think that this thing came out just a year before Fellowship of the Ring. Without the LoTR movies, screen fantasy would still be languishing in an ocean of cheese.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 6 років тому +24

      I dunno, I think Conan the Barbarian, Excalibur, The Dark Crystal and Legend were solid.
      This is just late '90s schlock.

    • @NoESanity
      @NoESanity 5 років тому +9

      are you saying there isn't a ton of cheese in the fantasy genre?
      remember this movie is a D&D title, which means either super serious fantasy or cheese as a taco bell menu. all the bad things this movie did, it does appeal to the majority of tabletop players, just like the gamers or knights of badassdom

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 2 роки тому +1

      @Mace Wait, Conan wasn't a barbarian?

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq Рік тому

      24:48 😂

  • @sophiagoodman-merel7453
    @sophiagoodman-merel7453 7 років тому +100

    Jeremy Irons seems to be channeling his inner Christopher Lloyd

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 4 роки тому +7

      Both those guys do look alike very scary.😱

    • @yournamehere7329
      @yournamehere7329 3 роки тому +10

      I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!!

  • @KrimzonFlygon1
    @KrimzonFlygon1 5 років тому +94

    21:10
    "No, you're wrong, *MAGE!"*
    Is it just me...or did Justin freaking *nail* that delivery? Jeez, the venom in his voice!

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 років тому +24

      It's those little gems in bad movies that one looks out for. :)

    • @TDProductions182
      @TDProductions182 4 роки тому +11

      I think he was the one actor in the movie that was legitimately great.

    • @voidjockey82
      @voidjockey82 3 роки тому +1

      @@98953812 It's the things that makes guilty pleasures, all of the good thinks you remember but all the bad/boring stuff inbetween.

  • @Jamazon
    @Jamazon 8 років тому +400

    Just in time for D&December

  • @Lucariogamer14
    @Lucariogamer14 8 років тому +219

    I shed tears when Bambi's Mother died, when Mufasa died, when Gandalf died (Until the next Chapter of LotR), when Albus Dumbledore died as well as some of my favorite Harry Potter characters who died, when "You know who" died in the Force Awakens, and I could go on but I would be spoiling.
    But this: 18:37
    I never laughed so hard at a Main character's death.

    • @arbiter11171
      @arbiter11171 7 років тому +55

      Voldemort wasn't in the Force Awakens! :p

    • @andenmil
      @andenmil 6 років тому +6

      Well Snails just isn't as memorable or interesting as characters like Gandalf, Mufasa or Dumbledore. These characters are iconic. Snails is a peasant thief in a movie about a fucking board game. In conclusion, no one ever cared for Snails, neither did anyone remember him. Snails is in hell now and for some reason his friends joined him.

    • @antonanderson1965
      @antonanderson1965 5 років тому +8

      Funny that you mention Mufasa's death, seeing as Jeremy Irons was Scar

    • @Maesterful
      @Maesterful 5 років тому +3

      Me too, when I watched it in the cinema I coildn stop laughing

    • @johnnyfountainS
      @johnnyfountainS 4 роки тому +1

      It's okay I don't like evil pieces of crap.

  • @revolverpro136
    @revolverpro136 7 років тому +97

    The fourth Doctor is literally the doctor

  • @1krani
    @1krani 4 роки тому +47

    Jeremy Irons, Bruce Payne, and Richard O'Brien are the best parts of this movie.

  • @Eris_Strife
    @Eris_Strife 4 роки тому +28

    Blue m&m, chapstick, lip gloss, all funny. I lost it when you called him minty fresh crest!🤣

  • @wierHL
    @wierHL 8 років тому +206

    When a piece of entertainment fails in a spectacular way, it does not truly fail, for it fullfills its duty of entertaining us. To truly fail is to envelop oneself in mediocrity.

    • @Shadowman4710
      @Shadowman4710 8 років тому +13

      +wierHL Well to be fair this film is anything but mediocre. It's spectacular in a truly dreadful sort of way.

    • @wierHL
      @wierHL 8 років тому +11

      Yeah that's what I meant.

    • @Shadowman4710
      @Shadowman4710 8 років тому +3

      wierHL :)

    • @luckystriker842
      @luckystriker842 6 років тому

      Wise words if I ever heard them.

    • @lordrorek1907
      @lordrorek1907 2 роки тому

      That's always been my opinion.
      The biggest sin a movie can commit is being boring because the most basic function of a movie is to entertain..... If you can't even do that than what good are you movie?

  • @killeing
    @killeing 5 років тому +94

    "By the way, you have something on your LIP!"
    "Oh my god, how come nobody told *meeeee* !"

  • @lizr8452
    @lizr8452 8 років тому +154

    That was nothing like a D+D game. That plot was far too logical, too well constructed, and there was neither unrepentant sex or pointless violent bloodletting. Or vampires... god I need a new DM.

  • @GuardianGrarl
    @GuardianGrarl 8 років тому +54

    *Let their blood raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin from the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!* *I am turning into a human vibratoooooooor ya-tatatatatata !!* OMG the laughter is off the roof !!

  • @StarryJewel
    @StarryJewel 5 років тому +42

    I lost it at the "I'm Healing You" part.

  • @overdrive7349
    @overdrive7349 3 роки тому +77

    This movie greatly represents how an actual D&D game would be.

    • @dr.rodabthicc
      @dr.rodabthicc Рік тому +2

      I want to see a DND campain with the plot of this movie, it would be beautiful..

    • @overdrive7349
      @overdrive7349 Рік тому +1

      @@dr.rodabthicc but that wouldn't be a D&D game if it had the exact plot. If it was a campaign setting with several story directions and it had important NPCs like Profyon or The Empress, and the story would be affected by the players, then that would be a game.

    • @dr.rodabthicc
      @dr.rodabthicc Рік тому

      @@overdrive7349 not really the exact plot as the players rolls could easily change alot of things and some improvising would probably need to happen. It's would just be so beautiful to see how much more or less chaos could happen with good or bad rolls at the right/wrong times.

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 Рік тому

      ​@@dr.rodabthiccYears ago, some kids filmed themselves and edited clips from this movie to make it look like a bad D&D session. Sadly, it was taken down due to copyright strike. Good Heavens and by the platinum scales of Bahamut, I wish I could see it again.

  • @meris8486
    @meris8486 7 років тому +91

    It's pretty amazing to think that this film is one year apart from The Lord of The Rings. The gulf in quality is just astounding.

    • @newunderground4453
      @newunderground4453 Рік тому +3

      Well this movie's VFX were done by Station X and Blankety Blank, and lord of the rings was done by WetaFX, the best in the industry who did T2, both avatars, alita, almost all MCU movies and shows, and a good chunk of DCU movies. WetaFX is the best in the game pretty much, they make anything that's not them look like a school project

    • @newunderground4453
      @newunderground4453 Рік тому +2

      And the list is soooo much longer than what I listed, it's really impressive all the have accomplished and the way they've innovated alot and pushed the industry further and further with each project

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 6 місяців тому

      Just imagine the director for this mess watching the dailies for LOTR and was like: "oh no... I made a terrible mistake."

  • @thomasvestergaardkristians2887
    @thomasvestergaardkristians2887 8 років тому +177

    ''Ichiban lipstick for men''
    - Joey Tribbiani

    • @danielshimoda9246
      @danielshimoda9246 6 років тому +2

      Thomas Vestergaard Kristiansen how you dooooing?

    • @JosephDutra
      @JosephDutra 5 років тому +6

      By the way, you got something on your lips.

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 років тому +3

      @@JosephDutra *HOW COME NOBODY TOLD MEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!*

    • @johnnyfountainS
      @johnnyfountainS 4 роки тому +1

      Men don't need makeup or lipstick.

    • @mrsnatural2368
      @mrsnatural2368 4 роки тому

      My friends do legit just call that guy Ichiban

  • @newperve
    @newperve 8 років тому +52

    "because you demanded, the all quacking choir" nobody has every demanded, requested or otherwise inquired after that.

  • @Wander1508
    @Wander1508 7 років тому +23

    Jeremy irons is fucking hilarious in this. He's a god of overacting

  • @Taylor_Wolfe115
    @Taylor_Wolfe115 5 років тому +26

    My friend suggested this to me solely based on Irons Acting and OMG worth it made me laugh so much!

  • @00WhiteBlade
    @00WhiteBlade 8 років тому +96

    5:59 bwahahaha!
    6:45 HAHAHAAA!!
    10:06 oh shit, i just laughed my liver out.

  • @MisterBoners
    @MisterBoners 8 років тому +39

    The part that made me cry laughing is when the dwarf kept going "DEEEEEUUUGHHHH", and DAAARRKKKHEART kept going "Ahhh!"

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 7 років тому +5

      MisterBoners There was originally gonna be something where the dwarf flew into a berserker rage when his helmet was knocked off....hence the clucking.

  • @KhanGarth
    @KhanGarth 8 років тому +198

    its pretty bad when the dragons in How to Train Your Dragon look more realistic than one in a live action movie.

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 7 років тому +14

      Garth Palmer Well that's what they get for being a decade earlier and not springing for real dragons.

    • @shino4242
      @shino4242 7 років тому +12

      Bad comparison considering the difference in time between the movies. not to mention even if the cgi is meh, cgi looks better in an all cgi film because then at least the creatures and locations match the people so it blends better.
      better comparisons would be like how real the dinosaurs looked in Jpark compared to the dragons...feels like, with a few exceptions, everything that came after jurassic park looked like shit for a long time..and still sometimes do (its not perfect, but amazing how well those effects hold up imo)

    • @shino4242
      @shino4242 7 років тому +4

      Another better comparison would have been that, according to what critic said near the beginning, this movie came out a single year before lord of the rings. thats just...wow. i mean DnD at tis core was inspired HEAVILY by tolkein. lord of the rings could basically be called "dungeons and dragons: the movie" and it wouldn't be inaccurate. to learn these things coming out only 1 year apart is staggering

  • @ryanc5572
    @ryanc5572 6 років тому +72

    The feeblemind spell joke was pretty decent imo. I've studied the dungeons and dragons spellbook like crazy since I always play a mage, haha.

    • @gamer7916
      @gamer7916 3 роки тому +2

      There’s no mage in 5e though, only wizards, sorcerers and warlocks. Not sure if druids and clerics are “mage like”.

    • @nuclearcatpotatoe3714
      @nuclearcatpotatoe3714 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@gamer7916 Actually though, in 2nd edition, 'Mage' was one of the classes of wizard spell casters, serving as a generalist archetype, if I remember correctly

  • @jake06750
    @jake06750 6 років тому +16

    At least Jeremy Iron's overacting is silly enough to be enjoyable and fun to watch even if the movie is shit.

  • @Backinblackbunny009
    @Backinblackbunny009 7 років тому +42

    Should I be embarrassed that this was the first date movie I went to or does it seal my nerd cred? Either way, I suddenly feel old. I was 17 when I saw it in theaters and it will be 17 years this December. Enjoy your youth, kids!

  • @MidNightSunRiseGamer
    @MidNightSunRiseGamer 8 років тому +35

    This movie is definitely payback for killing Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

  • @BigKumaDM
    @BigKumaDM 8 років тому +64

    the worst part is that this is almost exactly how the one shot campaigns that im in go almost every time. its like someone just wrote down everything that happened in a 12 hour game of d&d and just made that the script. if you are going for realism on an actual campaign then they got it right.

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 7 років тому +10

      philip patin Yeah, first time I watched it I wondered the entire time, "Was this just a tweaked Mystara campaign the author ran?"

  • @TimeLordParadox
    @TimeLordParadox 7 років тому +21

    When Richard O'briens character mentioned a maze I was expecting a joke about the Crystal Maze. But I guess it's a tad too obscure to an audience outside the UK. :p

  • @edslushie570
    @edslushie570 5 років тому +23

    “Baldy” looks like he’s been wearing “Ichiban: Lipstick For Men.”

  • @Ellthom
    @Ellthom 8 років тому +367

    One of Nostalgia Critics best reviews! So many funny moments.

    • @MatthewTrecozzi
      @MatthewTrecozzi 8 років тому +10

      The all Quacking Choir had me dying

    • @CDexie
      @CDexie 8 років тому +1

      +Matthew Trecozzi I'm -QUACK-on

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 8 років тому +1

      +Ellthom Errrrrrr Derrrrrrrrr I'M NOT! XD

    • @blondbabe16
      @blondbabe16 8 років тому +3

      I agree. This episode is in my top 5.
      Drop Dead Fred
      Biodome
      D&D
      Batman &Robyn (A BAT CREDIT CARD)
      And I can't think of the name of it right now but it's the one with the kunfu kangaroo masters or something! XD

    • @spideyfan1990
      @spideyfan1990 7 років тому +2

      missYuki Joly Warriors of Virtue

  • @ArtistofChaos
    @ArtistofChaos 8 років тому +36

    Honestly, I hadn't watched this movie until after I started playing D&D, and it reminded me of some of the goofy campaigns that my friends would come up with. It's a little more endearing if you think of it that way. It's just some teenager nerd's campaign, complete with every cliche that you can think of. It even becomes somewhat enjoyable at times like that.

  • @soberossack6610
    @soberossack6610 8 років тому +135

    This is one of my favorite reviews! I watched it more than 10 times I think!

    • @bohdan_lvov
      @bohdan_lvov 6 років тому +1

      You watched every video on the UA-cam, didn't you?

    • @hungarianbeast
      @hungarianbeast 6 років тому +3

      back than Doug was top of his game, after the return however I couldn't bare him.

    • @danielshimoda9246
      @danielshimoda9246 6 років тому

      Sober Сossack goddamn...

  • @Orcaluv26
    @Orcaluv26 4 роки тому +10

    "A wonderful performance,"
    "That's a lie and you know it."
    THAT is the lie. Jeremy Irons' overacting has so much ham i'm surprised that it hasn't solve world hunger

  • @andrewmcmorrow1952
    @andrewmcmorrow1952 5 років тому +12

    as a long time D&D player I think this entire movie would have ended perfectly on a shot of four kids at a table like the entire movie was just one big table top game.

  • @ShiningSpear
    @ShiningSpear 8 років тому +117

    "Joan of LARP"
    ded

  • @GriffinPilgrim
    @GriffinPilgrim 8 років тому +321

    Here's a reason to worry for the state of the creative industry; this film has two sequels.

    • @danielyoung6402
      @danielyoung6402 8 років тому +56

      We've got to have money

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 8 років тому +23

      daniel young Too true but given that this film flopped it's still a little strange. The really odd part is both are rather better films.

    • @Shadowman4710
      @Shadowman4710 8 років тому +5

      +GriffinPilgrim Both of which (as bad as they were) were better than this piece o' crap.

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 8 років тому +6

      Shadowman4710 Damn right. They also were base on D&D, which I consider to be a small bonus in a D&D movie...

    • @LetsTakeWalk
      @LetsTakeWalk 8 років тому +2

      There were sequels?

  • @prismaticcrow
    @prismaticcrow 8 років тому +27

    That under-acting vs. over-acting is so wonderful. Ugh.

  • @zzxp1
    @zzxp1 6 років тому +18

    3:10 when your custom character appears in a cutscene

  • @smashingpots9928
    @smashingpots9928 5 років тому +11

    Oh come on NC, the Tom Baker scene was the best. The imagery: you use magic but we elves are a part of it. That scene and actor shoule have been in a better movie.

  • @Mislead721
    @Mislead721 8 років тому +38

    So... Did they just kill themselves at the end?

  • @tenor24sprayse
    @tenor24sprayse 8 років тому +85

    I AM... OVER... THE... TOP!!!... YATTATATAATATA!!!

    • @rosehearttoxic1691
      @rosehearttoxic1691 6 років тому

      Liking this because of your profile pic matching perfectly

  • @Lungkisser
    @Lungkisser 8 років тому +67

    There's an alternate ending where he says the sad stuff at Snails' grave then just walks away... which makes more sense if you want this movie to make some sense. I like the stupid ending myself. lol.

    • @Tsumefan2
      @Tsumefan2 8 років тому +8

      that ending sounds alot better than disappearing in red beams of light

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 7 років тому +7

      Tsumefan2 Well, it was obvious they were doing a Plane Shift to go get his soul...

    • @jonettheonly
      @jonettheonly 5 років тому +4

      @@nvfury13 It was not obvious.

    • @TDProductions182
      @TDProductions182 4 роки тому +5

      Tsumefan2 I think it was a cliffhanger to a sequel where they go and bring back Snails.

    • @freneticgamer4174
      @freneticgamer4174 2 роки тому

      @@jonettheonly It is if you know D&D that when his name disappears and with what the elf says that he was being resurrected and they were shifting to go get him.

  • @Guigley
    @Guigley 5 років тому +22

    Of all the many reviews of his I've seen, this one remains my favorite.

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 Рік тому +6

    This movie looks even more like a parody film after the new DnD movie improved on this trainwreck in pretty much every way possible.

  • @droddfellow3926
    @droddfellow3926 7 років тому +73

    You critics, always criticizing. tisk tisk

  • @woodrot110
    @woodrot110 8 років тому +31

    It seemed like an okay story to be played in Dungeons and Dragons.

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 7 років тому +6

      Woodrot110 Eranoth Dragon magazine certainly thought so (I agreed), as they ran several articles laying the stuff from this movie out into third edition rules.

  • @BingChilling1111
    @BingChilling1111 8 років тому +50

    Oh Riff-Raff, where is your time warp when you need it

    • @idnyftw
      @idnyftw 8 років тому +2

      dude forgot to memorize the Time Warp spell

    • @BingChilling1111
      @BingChilling1111 8 років тому +3

      +Jim Tiberius Its just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in tight, oh and it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane, let's do the time warp again!

    • @Purutheseal
      @Purutheseal 8 років тому +1

      +not typical brit I guess he got lost after trying to beam back to Transylvania.

    • @BingChilling1111
      @BingChilling1111 8 років тому

      +TheHydroHammers conspiracy

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 8 років тому

      +Jim Tiberius no he memorized but forgot to click the rest button

  • @tanyanicole5869
    @tanyanicole5869 7 років тому +9

    I went to the MAC counter and asked for the blue lipstick shown on screen. Apparently it's Coral Blue #5

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr Рік тому +15

    Who's here because of D&D: Honor Among Thieves?

  • @jacobmarley5103
    @jacobmarley5103 8 років тому +31

    I feel like this would be a much better movie if the people who made it actually played D&D.

    • @AlluMan96
      @AlluMan96 7 років тому +6

      Or better yet, just record a D&D game between Hollywood bigshots. Screenplay writer's the DM, Director's the co-DM and then you just gather a "cast" to play the game, maybe cutting in and out between dramatized enactments of what's going on in the game's world. With some amazing improv talent on-board, that could be something worth watching, at least for a direct-to-video project.

    • @willmakesfilms
      @willmakesfilms 7 років тому +1

      +AlluMan96 you can find that all over nowadays

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 7 років тому +2

      jacob marley They did, they even held game sessions between filming. Honestly, was I the only one collecting and reading Dragon magazine when this came out?

  • @lunayoshi
    @lunayoshi 8 років тому +22

    20:23 A wild TOM BAKER appears!
    I totally lost it at "I'm healing you." XD XD

  • @Tazzie1312
    @Tazzie1312 8 років тому +17

    I'm just sitting here looking at Blue Lips' death/torture/whatever this is scene and thinking "blend the foundation down the neck and into the ears! line of demarkation people!"

    • @Tazzie1312
      @Tazzie1312 8 років тому +7

      Oh my god it's getting worse the more I watch. Everyone has a face makeup line where it just stops at the jaw and their ears/neck and normal.

  • @MorticiaGravesyde
    @MorticiaGravesyde 6 років тому +42

    2:27 -- Every time I see this scene, I can't help but to assume that Jeremy Irons modeled his performance on what he EXPECTED the post-production team to add to the visual effects...unfortunately for him, they only added a minor touch of static electricity.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 5 років тому +2

      That actually makes a lot of sense

    • @chuckporter9526
      @chuckporter9526 3 роки тому +1

      Expectations: "BEHOLD MY UNGODLY POWER, YE MORTALS, AND DESPAIIIIR"
      Reality: "Iiii'm a stick! With a gem on my head! Yay!"

  • @oranblack
    @oranblack 6 років тому +23

    As awful as this film is, that soundtrack is brilliant. If only it was easier to find...

  • @ranger1153
    @ranger1153 8 років тому +22

    The NC should really review The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    • @lulucool45
      @lulucool45 8 років тому +2

      +Bruce Cseh It's just awesome ,what would he say about it?

    • @thefreakmachine
      @thefreakmachine 5 років тому

      He can't. Becuase, you know, that's a good movie. So no point in reviewing it ;)

  • @bloodymagpie4189
    @bloodymagpie4189 8 років тому +45

    4:07 that dragon went out like the rancor in return of the Jedi. turns out doors are the ultimate monster killing weapon. .

    • @pendraco2000
      @pendraco2000 5 років тому +6

      Doors.. with spikes. ;)

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 5 років тому +6

      HOLD THE DOOR!!!!!
      HOLD THE DOOR!!!!!
      HOLD THE DOOR!!!!!
      HOLD THE DOOR!!!!!

    • @voidjockey82
      @voidjockey82 3 роки тому

      Enviornmental kill.
      On one hand the DM is happy the players are being clever, creative and willing to think outside the box... but for the most part it's just that one guy (or gal) where you know his "Can I roll for Perception?" is followed by "Would that work?".

  • @Groundpenguin
    @Groundpenguin 8 років тому +55

    This plot must have been written by a rookie DM

    • @Nightraven26
      @Nightraven26 6 років тому +3

      Groundpenguin I'm pretty sure a rookie DM can write a better plot if he's creative enough

    • @charleskimball7058
      @charleskimball7058 6 років тому +4

      Considering this was written and directed by Courtney Solomon in his directional debut, that statement is pretty close to the truth

  • @Alkaahest
    @Alkaahest 6 місяців тому +2

    This is honestly my favorite Classic Nostalgia Critic review. You can tell Doug is having fun with it, and it makes it all the more delightful to see.

  • @Yoyobionicle
    @Yoyobionicle 4 роки тому +9

    I remember watching this movie in theaters! Oh man, this review had me laughing-! This was beautiful. Thank you for letting me experience this movie one more time, but with more entertainment value than ever.
    I just have to pat you on the back for sprinkling so much wit into making fun of this movie.
    ("THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE OVERACTING BALD GUY IN THIS MOVIE.")

  • @sarahgodin8998
    @sarahgodin8998 7 років тому +60

    If you look at Dungeons and Dragons players as opposed to the characters, i see a LOT of similarities to the characters in this movie. You got the Over Acting Overlord who's super invested, the Cheeky Funny Guy that is honestly just there to have fun, The Girl That Feels She Has To Overcompensate Buy Being As Snobby As Possible, The One Who Really Doesn't Seem To Belong, And The Dwarf... who really just wants to be a stereo-typical sloppy angry little bearded man.
    Two thumbs up for accuracy! :D

  • @nightwing4077
    @nightwing4077 8 років тому +25

    I love the Doctor Who gag at 20:23! LOL!

    • @mrdoctorgilmore
      @mrdoctorgilmore 7 років тому +5

      Man hyperspace always looks so freaky

    • @alexd442
      @alexd442 6 років тому

      nightwing4077 he did another one in manhunter vs red dragon

  • @drazarkabalblade9486
    @drazarkabalblade9486 8 років тому +100

    To be fair... I think that the overactive is WANTED in this film XD it's so spread out that it's impossible that was entirely accidental. D&D it's not meant to be taken seriously after all... and I think that this film follows that line, the so called "rule number 0: you are here for the fun". And this movie IS fun, cheesy and all.. just like a game of D&D with friends, one of the less serious anyway. It's good to just decide to f*** around once in a while, after all. Not every fantasy needs to be Lotr after all.
    Plus, EVERY actor is a cliché of the pg and npg of the game XP Since, again, this is taken as a D&D game made film, the personality are made in the same way.

    • @TheSaberWolfDuchess
      @TheSaberWolfDuchess 8 років тому +4

      +Drazar Kabalblade I made that point a little earlier. Yeah, I think the overacting is hilarious. XD

    • @drazarkabalblade9486
      @drazarkabalblade9486 8 років тому +3

      Sorry, didn't see it XP my bad XD

    • @darastrixmaekrix
      @darastrixmaekrix 8 років тому +4

      Basically, yeah. These guys are acting about as well as most DMs can. XD

    • @KnufWons
      @KnufWons 7 років тому

      What does the G stand for? Gamer?

    • @jourdencharles7094
      @jourdencharles7094 7 років тому +6

      This is exactly why i do not agree with Critic about this movie. The movies was basically made by D&D nerds FOR D&D nerds. Of course it's weird and looks bad. If he ever sat through a honest to god campaign he would see WHY the movie is this way. It just like a D&D campaign and I have been playing D&D for over 18-19 years years. Sometimes your players will derail a story, sometimes the DM has to make shit up on the fly. Sometimes shit just goes nuts because of magic, because magic is fucking nuts in the D&D world (AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MAGIC OF THE FAE. JESUS @_@).

  • @thestrangepagan241
    @thestrangepagan241 5 років тому +19

    Please tell me in the only one that can't watch Jeremy ions without seeing scar in your head?
    Please tell me I'm not that only one that keeps mentally braking out into be prepared whenever they hear his voice.

  • @A-Microwave
    @A-Microwave 5 років тому +8

    As Gary from Final Space would say to Snail's death "It's so beautiful"

  • @dgreeky
    @dgreeky 8 років тому +130

    suuuch good actors and actresses is such a horrible movie xD
    Profion sounds more like a Pokemon's name xD

    • @Bluemangrup
      @Bluemangrup 8 років тому +21

      +Demi -Tswan Profion is evolving into Slowlytalkion!

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 8 років тому +16

      +Bryden O'Neill Slowlytalkion is evolving into Mega-Slowtalking. :)

    • @Bluemangrup
      @Bluemangrup 8 років тому +7

      Chozo Hunter I thought he eventually turned into DRAAAGOONNNZZ!!! but I guess I was mistaken

    • @dgreeky
      @dgreeky 8 років тому

      +Bryden O'Neill lol u mean the other guy with the blue lipstick 😂

    • @Bluemangrup
      @Bluemangrup 8 років тому +2

      Demi -Tswan By the end of the day, they're all the same person XD

  • @pkmn1260
    @pkmn1260 8 років тому +19

    Also, gotta love teh Doctor who reference.

    • @alexd442
      @alexd442 6 років тому

      William B he did another one in manhunter vs red dragon

  • @AngloSaxophone
    @AngloSaxophone 8 років тому +11

    The guy in your thumb nail (bald guy/Richard O'Brien) is the presenter of an old 90's game show in the UK called Crystal Maze.

  • @nelandquinten
    @nelandquinten 6 років тому +5

    23:07 "Joan of LARP."
    I legitimately spat out my drink when I heard that

  • @jonettheonly
    @jonettheonly 5 років тому +9

    I love Jeremy Irons here omg like I'm literally in love with his characters.

  • @epsil0gue246
    @epsil0gue246 8 років тому +33

    I'm probably the ONLY one in the comments who thought this but, doesn't the scepter the main villain was holding look like a Keyblade?
    I've been playing waaaay too much KH2 in order to have that idea.

  • @pharaohyami5000
    @pharaohyami5000 8 років тому +92

    AAsasasasasassassss....

  • @panth753
    @panth753 8 років тому +7

    I knew the second Tom Baker showed up that there had to be a Doctor Who joke coming up.

  • @jrmeado
    @jrmeado 2 роки тому +8

    21:17 is my favorite critic moment of all time! Always makes cry XD

  • @TheGuardDuck
    @TheGuardDuck 2 роки тому +5

    Who's watching this because the new movie is coming out?

  • @Alenthas
    @Alenthas 8 років тому +8

    I was such a D&D nerd when I was 13 or such. I caught just the end of this movie years back on TV. I would've been the happiest little shit if I watched the entire movie then.

  • @cat2496
    @cat2496 8 років тому +13

    The YATtTATaTAtattaTATAaaa gets me every time

  • @1945Ace1
    @1945Ace1 8 років тому +10

    Profion has to be my favorite character in this review.

  • @flibbernodgets7018
    @flibbernodgets7018 6 років тому +26

    For a movie based on a tabletop roleplaying game, this is remarkably like the plot of one of the sessions. Granted, those are usually made by one guy in his off time....

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 6 років тому +9

    4:13 I love NC's subtle humour here, impersonating Sean Connery.