I love how anakin adds in “my master” every now and then even when he’s being a smartass or just talking to himself 😂 like he’s stoned and keeps having moments of respectful clarity
And trying to make Anakin jealous by dropping Windu's name...although she might have gotten a better reaction out of him if she'd said she was dating someone who wasn't an arse kissing jobsworth...😅
I always go back to these ones because I love how Qui says "Train the boy" as a catchphrase and hear the audience laughing while he has a satisfied smirk on his fave 😂😂😂
@@hazeltree7738 look i'm no kennedy fan but if we are to blame her for Kenobi & TLJ then logically she deserves the credit for Andor. What i cannot fathom is she gives Dave Filoni a free hand and unlimited money but he cannot write dialogue, his character development is non existent and the plot lines, fan service and Retconning old characters is so cheap. How the hell does a race-swapping, faux progressive, SJW, feminist agenda pushing idealogue like Kennedy decide "Let's have Bill fecking Burr in the latest Mando season"? Kennedy was on the set of Andor. she hired Tony Gilroy. watched the genius of how a REAL writer creates a quality drama, starting with the Cast, everything from the costume design, world building, incredible music score. Andor is Star Wars at its very best and we wont see series 2 until 2027 ! by comparison, Mandolorian, Asoka, Kenobi, book of bloody boba Fett, TLJ, ROS are VANDALISM. taking the world George Lucas gave us and crapping all over it with each new embarrassing TV series or aborted movie "Trilogy" how does the same woman green light Gilroy & Andor and yet is addicted to thinking Filoni will one day produce a show that isn't a total turd. Filoni is like her crack habit: she just cant say NO. and look Filoni is a nice guy who lives and breathes Star Wars- but because he produces good animated shows like Clone Wars doesnt mean he should be put in charge of "Grown-up" content that represents 80% of Lucasfilm output.
Ikr haha I always said the "you're the closest thing I have to a father" and "you were my brother Anakin!" summed up why they were never quite on the same page
So much of the issues this universe faced could have been solved if they invented Bacta tanks like 30 minutes sooner. Obiwan could have had a brother, and Ani could have had a father who wasn't practically an orphan teen.
@@AQuietVoice2022 lmfao why should I care about a court in the Netherlands 🤣🤣 did they make a ruling on sand people they pull up on Hayden and arrest him for crimes against humanity 🤣🤣
@jaydenboodram How is he being generous? What do you even mean by that? He is wrong about HIS feelings about Star Wars? Really? 😂 if you meant it differently, my apologies. Otherwise, please do better. How you act anonymously tells you who you are. God Bless and good luck in this life. 🙏 Edit: Yes, my sleep deprived dumbass missed the donation part because i hadn't seen that before. My baby girl is tiring, but I wouldn't change a thing. To the kind folks who didn't take the opportunity to pathetically ignore the end of my post, and explained to me without being a dick, thank you. To the folks who saw a chance to be a coward and anonymously project their problems at me...why? Do better. You will live a miserable, lonely life as long as you refuse to put on some big boy pants and realize being an ass rarely gets you anywhere, or anyone. God Bless, stay safe, and be kind. 🙈🙉🙊
i appreciate the honesty of it being deefakes. but i am deeply disturbed that this is a deepfake, and that we now live in a world were deepfakes are possible. Like damn i am 24 years old and i already feel like an old man who cannot cope with the changes. Not that i would rather not be confronted with this really being a deepfake... that is the path to the spineless side,... but still.
what exactly are you talking about? Anakin never once was the victim in the Jedi order. He was a product of his own arrogance and irrational decisions in which Obi constantly grilled him about. They should have never let him find out they thought he was the chosen one that was their only mistake. Swear to god only psychopaths and people incapable of taking accountability for their actions believe Anakin was served a raw deal and a bad master. @@stormbringer2840
@@elijahluethje4423 See you can’t say « anakin was manipulated » and « it was his own fault nonetheless » in the same sentence without doing an oxymoron. In particular when this started when he was 9 YEARS OLD . Both padme and Obi wan are much older than him they should know better, Padme in particular knew Anakin was young and full of hormone yet she did it with him rather than cutting it off . Obi wan should’ve known better than letting Palpatine have access to the child while leaving his mother to suffer ,Heck : the whole Jedi order council should’ve known better . So is it Anakin’s fault ? Yes partly. But the council , obi wan and padme had an heavy hand in it too .
I love how there's a recurring joke/theory among the fanbase that Padme was Anakin's groomer, and this series just totally glosses over that. Almost touched upon it.
I didn't know she was supposed to be 14 in the First Movie. I kept thinking it made more sense she get with Kenobi but at 14 I Understand why she didn't, Maybe it was her outfits that made her look atleast 18 🤔
You deserve to be compensated for all the work you put into these. They’re hilarious, and as a big Star Wars nerd I genuinely enjoy every single one of them. Keep at it man! 👊🏻
The real hero right here.if I wasn’t broke I’d do the same. Also I feel like Quigon actually would have joined Dooku. They both kinda have similar viewpoints and want similar things. Dooku feels closer to a Jedi than a Sith imo.
I'm a little new to the channel. While I find the ham bit hilarious, I don't quite get the whole joke. is it a reference to something? or an ongoing one?
@@ImmortalCrow18 Obi Wan wanted a version of Anakin before he turned to the Dark Side, so he took Anakin's hand which was cut off in "Attack of the Clones" and used it to regenerate a new Anakin. Whenever this Anakin shows signs of turning evil, Obi Wan sedates him with slices of drugged ham. He also told Qui Gon that he has to sedate Anakin because the regeneration process was imperfect, and so he would be in constant pain without the drugs, but because Obi Wan wants to keep Qui Gon from finding out that Anakin turned evil until they watch "Revenge of the Sith," the part about the drugs being for pain might be a lie. .
oooooooh. ok, now i get it. thank you for the input. this makes all the more excited for Revenge of the Sith. Qui Gon's reaction will be hilarious!@@waterbeauty85
I love how convoluted that assassination attempt was. A bounty hunter hires an assassin who uses a droid that releases poisonous bugs into the room. There's more layers to it than a lasagne.
Looking forward to Qui-Gon's reaction to Episode III & finally seeing order 66. You've done an awesome job with the 3 characters. Padmé was a great addition. Whoever's playing her did a good job and seems to be enjoying it.
I'm wondering where he could take this if they introduce characters for Laya and Luke with both Anakin and Padme there... That would make for some good dysfunctional family humor...
@@dacolissampson5144 He does Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon and Anakin himself. That's why they never appear together in a shot( It wouldn't be impossible, just more work to do) Padme is someone else, probably his partner
27:50 I always was under the impression Obi-Wan knew the armor was there which is why boba was ordered to close the door. The reason why Kenobi was playing “stupid” by asking Jango the odivous questions was because he knew Jango was the assassin & that he wanted to basically see what would happen & how Jango would react. I know law enforcement & lawyers as well as agencies use this tactic all the time to “play dumb” just to see if the person will slip up & gather any information that could help them pull truths from lies.
The sheer rage and triggered nature of Anakin when he hears and sees the younglings is hilarious.It’s like the hulk getting activated or a sleeper agent being woken, and Obi Wan just treating it like pacifying a angry dog.
I absolutely love the bits about Anakin’s memory being tied to not wearing anything over his hand. I wouldn’t mind seeing a second channel “cooking with Ani” where he makes sand-free recipes. And maybe his grandmaster shows up once in a while with tips!
I saw a cartoon about a family of chinchillas going to the beach, and their car was filled with sand. All I could think was "Anakin had nightmares about this" 😂
In hindsight, the whole "falling in love" between padme and anakin was a very good idea plot wise, but damn if they messed up the landing. I don't even fault the actors honestly, they pulled a fantastic job with lines such as those.
Exactly. So much of believable romance is about what's NOT said/subtext. One or two of those intense lines at the right time would be perfect, but not the whole darn movie and every interaction.
I always assumed that they made Anakin weird in his interactions with others to make it easier for people to believe that he could turn into the ruthless Darth Vader.
Should've been padme pushing for the relationship as a way to increase her political status, then coming to her senses after she realizes the kind of monster anikan becomes and gets her redemption but it costs her life.
Should have just cut out Qui Gon and just have Obiwan and an aged up Anakin as master and padawan already in episode 1. That way padme falling for a dashing Jedi knight would be more believable.
This is so damn good. The commercial with Natalie Portman running in the beach and Anakin being pissed about the sand is top shelf comedy. Also the duel wielding Raphael joke killed.
Awww man this was worth the wait. These videos have reignited the fire for Star Wars, and they are so entertaining on their own. Very well done Charlie.
you say poorly impersonated, but these voices are spot on. If i didn't know better i would think it was the actual characters sitting around chatting about a movie.
I agree. To me, this is a canonized version of what it would be like to actually have the characters reacting to their own movie/story in real time. Brillant!
Charlie, mate, I can't tell you how much I appreciate you my man. I've had the worst day, in a long long time. It's been literal torture for me. I'm so glad at the end of it, you're here to perk me up! Seriously, it took everything I had not to have a nervous breakdown. Thanks man!!
Anakin calling Qui 'Grandmaster' was great 😄 oh man thats such a great point you made at 4:42 about Anakin being awkward around Padme, and Anakins explanation. i really like that. your Anakin character is very close to being my favorite at this point! (hard to pick a favorite of course)
Not only is this brilliant but its actually filled out some of the brotherly development between Obi & Anakin that we didnt get on screen in the prequels.
Yeah I get that it's a parody, but Padme's portrayal was pretty toxic through and through in this. Obi-wan always teases Anakin but he's shown to care for him too. Padme so far hasn't shown that and she's the only one who sticks by Anakin in the prequels. Even to the end. I do hope that's adjusted going forward. Other than that it's still good.
I found her hilarious. 😂 They've always just riffed on each other. Anakin was made fun of the exact same way in every episode but the moment an actual woman shows up all in sudden it's toxic.
@@Vespyr_ I wouldn’t say she was toxic, to me at least, just that there is a difference in joking with your homies and someone you intimately care for. I thought a few lines of hers were hilarious for sure, I just figured as much as they loved each other there would be more of that dynamic played out. Although to be fair, he did kill her 🤷🏽♂️ I just expected to see more romance but I’m not mad at all
Dude after editing, these are over an hour long so I can only imagine the amount of hours you put into them. Thank you for entertaining us with great Star Wars shenanigans !
Why am I like hypnotized by this? LMAO It's so good. Their lines (your lines I guess) aren't too long, it doesnt linger, it's Movie, short commentary, joke, back to movie within 10 seconds. It's very enjoyable.
I love how anakin adds in “my master” every now and then even when he’s being a smartass or just talking to himself 😂 like he’s stoned and keeps having moments of respectful clarity
Well this video did just confirm Qui and Obi are giving him drugged ham
@@csab8642they put it in the bacta Anakin needs to sleep in every night
@@csab8642 don't worry obiwan drugged hiim, if it was QuiGon he would be hooked on Death Sticks
@@csab8642 not qui tho Just obi wan
@@csab8642yep it’s in the ham
Padme trying to convince everyone including and especially herself that she didnt fall for Anakin is the funniest thing to me.
And trying to make Anakin jealous by dropping Windu's name...although she might have gotten a better reaction out of him if she'd said she was dating someone who wasn't an arse kissing jobsworth...😅
She didn't. It was a jedi mind trick.
"I don't have many red flags. But a rat tail? That's one of them."
@@Nerazmus??
she better show up for the shirtless scene in ROTS… that would be hilarious
I always go back to these ones because I love how Qui says "Train the boy" as a catchphrase and hear the audience laughing while he has a satisfied smirk on his fave 😂😂😂
Charlie’s portrayal of Anakin is like a pothead trying to explain himself.
so basically spot on
You definitely lose brain cells in the cloning process lol
@@brandonberger89there is always a lemon LOL
I love when alcoholics project their reality onto others, this comment couldn't be more factually incorrect.
@@ThirdEye-47I love when bitter contrarians pick at random people on the internet
Vader raging at the younglings was great.
Obi's reaction to the sand line was gold.
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Uhh...More ham, mooper??
WEAK CHAT ANAKIN
"there's nothing in the code against flirting"- Ghost Qui Gon
Charlie casually dropping whole movies. Gotta love it.
Gotta appreciate the hard work!! 👏👏
I've never seen a bunch of the scenes holy shit
Accurate
The title def didn’t say this when you watched it right? Cause it didn’t yesterday...look at what the title says now
@@gagelane9952 When I first saw it the title was something about sand, then I think Qui-Gon learns Anakin's fate, now Padme reacts to her crotch...
“I didn’t f***ing lose a planet” made me spit my drink out. Well done.
12:34
"I just use the force to lift all the dirt up then... sweep it under the rug"
that absolutely killed me
Anakins deep speech being met with ham actually broke me 💀
hamming it up literally lol
The CBD is in the ham. In other words the cake is a lie
They know he has good points they would wanna keep quiet. 😂
Wasn't he quoting Rutger Hauer's "Tears in the rain" from Blade Runner?
@@markvincentcocjinyeah he was
“Women can be bounty hunters too my Boomer-Master”
Anakin with the half-court shot! 😂 He is getting better and better each video.
He is ON FIRE.
Or at least he will be one of these days ...
good move @@lw1391
BRO I heard that and swiped down the comments and it landed here hahahaha
Well considering that woman then crashed her car and died soon after... Qui-Gon might have a point
Count dooku being a head ghost is downright hilarious
Oh gecko, tell me stories about great grand master dooku?
The hands!
I absolutely love Anikin's awkward interjections so much
It's what he does in the films, its so perfect.
I almost died after seeing poor Anakins heart break when Padme says they’re just friends. I wish they kept that part in the movie 😂
Was that a real scene? I'd never heard of it.
@@ItApproachesit's from deleted scenes.
@@sorrenblitz805Hmm..interesting.
Its all obi wans fault. He jealous!! He's holding him back!!!
Bro that look was honest, he knows how it feels
Obi-wan feeding Anikin his youngling PTSD meds by crushing them and smearing them into a ham like for a dog made me subscribe.
Also: Thank you for allowing the creation of definitely one of the sentences ever.
@@dudeistguru4090 👌
I'll never get enough of how they turned Qui-Gon's ploy into a whole-ass gambling problem 😂
amazing writing. Kathleen Kennedy eat your heart out
@@johnnytopgun6414she has a heart? Huh.. learn something everyday
@@LightsaberGoBrrrrrrShe doesn't, she ate it out
ruck you guys. Qui-Gon's character is awesome. and yes, ruck that lady
@@hazeltree7738 look i'm no kennedy fan but if we are to blame her for Kenobi & TLJ then logically she deserves the credit for Andor. What i cannot fathom is she gives Dave Filoni a free hand and unlimited money but he cannot write dialogue, his character development is non existent and the plot lines, fan service and Retconning old characters is so cheap. How the hell does a race-swapping, faux progressive, SJW, feminist agenda pushing idealogue like Kennedy decide "Let's have Bill fecking Burr in the latest Mando season"?
Kennedy was on the set of Andor. she hired Tony Gilroy. watched the genius of how a REAL writer creates a quality drama, starting with the Cast, everything from the costume design, world building, incredible music score. Andor is Star Wars at its very best and we wont see series 2 until 2027 ! by comparison, Mandolorian, Asoka, Kenobi, book of bloody boba Fett, TLJ, ROS are VANDALISM. taking the world George Lucas gave us and crapping all over it with each new embarrassing TV series or aborted movie "Trilogy"
how does the same woman green light Gilroy & Andor and yet is addicted to thinking Filoni will one day produce a show that isn't a total turd. Filoni is like her crack habit: she just cant say NO.
and look Filoni is a nice guy who lives and breathes Star Wars- but because he produces good animated shows like Clone Wars doesnt mean he should be put in charge of "Grown-up" content that represents 80% of Lucasfilm output.
"Father?? I thought we were like brothers Anakin?"
"Maybe that's what you wanted, but that's not what I needed."
Holy shit what a line.
Ikr haha I always said the "you're the closest thing I have to a father" and "you were my brother Anakin!" summed up why they were never quite on the same page
So much of the issues this universe faced could have been solved if they invented Bacta tanks like 30 minutes sooner.
Obiwan could have had a brother, and Ani could have had a father who wasn't practically an orphan teen.
When was that?
@IAmGodHimself777
When they fight each other at the end of episode 3, I think. At least that's where Obi Wan says the brother line.
An older brother is sometimes the closest thing one has to a father.
The fact that Anakin's genocide of the sand people village was not a deal breaker for Padme really speaks to her character more so that Anakin's.
Killing 1 village isnt a genocide....
@@flygonkick93 The Hague disagrees.
I mean, they Are savages that JUST killed his mom. Even thé kids Are kinda Dicka(not their fault). Kinda hard to get sympaties fór them
@@AQuietVoice2022 lmfao why should I care about a court in the Netherlands 🤣🤣 did they make a ruling on sand people they pull up on Hayden and arrest him for crimes against humanity 🤣🤣
@@AQuietVoice2022 so would they consider the My Lai massacre a genocide? Bc if so, yeah they are a bunch of idiots
I like how everyone is refusing to spoil it to quigon
I have felt more connected to Star Wars through Charlie's videos than I have any of the last decade's worth of Star Wars media.
Mad Lad.
Same here, charlie is our sith lord and savior.
It's insane how true this is
Lots of truth to this lol.
@jaydenboodram How is he being generous? What do you even mean by that? He is wrong about HIS feelings about Star Wars? Really? 😂 if you meant it differently, my apologies. Otherwise, please do better. How you act anonymously tells you who you are.
God Bless and good luck in this life. 🙏
Edit: Yes, my sleep deprived dumbass missed the donation part because i hadn't seen that before. My baby girl is tiring, but I wouldn't change a thing. To the kind folks who didn't take the opportunity to pathetically ignore the end of my post, and explained to me without being a dick, thank you.
To the folks who saw a chance to be a coward and anonymously project their problems at me...why? Do better. You will live a miserable, lonely life as long as you refuse to put on some big boy pants and realize being an ass rarely gets you anywhere, or anyone.
God Bless, stay safe, and be kind. 🙈🙉🙊
@@bspitler0 he gifted 20 dollars
"Why were you wearing that stupid poncho"
18 missed calls from Cal Kestis
😂
Cal “MF I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME, PICK UP!”
Okay, their voice work is actually a really great at bringing back each character's mannerisms. The use of deep fake was the icing on the cake.
this is a new niche of youtube and i cant wait to see where it goes
Except for Anakin who he decided to just make retarded for the hell of it 🙄
@@JasGoodgameJamzYuh a little uncanny valley if you ask me
I kinda thought this was the real cast at first lol
i appreciate the honesty of it being deefakes.
but i am deeply disturbed that this is a deepfake, and that we now live in a world were deepfakes are possible. Like damn i am 24 years old and i already feel like an old man who cannot cope with the changes.
Not that i would rather not be confronted with this really being a deepfake... that is the path to the spineless side,... but still.
I love how Padme and Obi Wan have combined 'jilted ex' energy. Both roasting Anakin and each other.
Honestly I think it is too one sided against Anakin . Because honestly they are as much to blame as him .
what exactly are you talking about? Anakin never once was the victim in the Jedi order. He was a product of his own arrogance and irrational decisions in which Obi constantly grilled him about. They should have never let him find out they thought he was the chosen one that was their only mistake. Swear to god only psychopaths and people incapable of taking accountability for their actions believe Anakin was served a raw deal and a bad master. @@stormbringer2840
@@stormbringer2840 no I don't think they have much fault. Anakin was manipulated but it's all his fault nonetheless.
@@elijahluethje4423 See you can’t say « anakin was manipulated » and « it was his own fault nonetheless » in the same sentence without doing an oxymoron. In particular when this started when he was 9 YEARS OLD .
Both padme and Obi wan are much older than him they should know better, Padme in particular knew Anakin was young and full of hormone yet she did it with him rather than cutting it off .
Obi wan should’ve known better than letting Palpatine have access to the child while leaving his mother to suffer ,Heck : the whole Jedi order council should’ve known better .
So is it Anakin’s fault ? Yes partly. But the council , obi wan and padme had an heavy hand in it too .
I still think it would've been a crazy evil twist if Obiwan and Padme had actually been secret lovers, and luke and leia were his kids.
I love how there's a recurring joke/theory among the fanbase that Padme was Anakin's groomer, and this series just totally glosses over that. Almost touched upon it.
Fr.
I didn't know she was supposed to be 14 in the First Movie.
I kept thinking it made more sense she get with Kenobi but at 14 I Understand why she didn't, Maybe it was her outfits that made her look atleast 18 🤔
@@JoeBlack-f8k was padme and anankins relationship legal ? Yes, the senate made it legal
You deserve to be compensated for all the work you put into these. They’re hilarious, and as a big Star Wars nerd I genuinely enjoy every single one of them. Keep at it man! 👊🏻
Thanks very much!
@@CharlieHopkinsonyou missed a $20 donation, btw your content is amazing.
Well said my lad!
@@CharlieHopkinsonI agree. Can you consider doing clone wars and rebels clips/episodes? Rogue One?
The real hero right here.if I wasn’t broke I’d do the same.
Also I feel like Quigon actually would have joined Dooku. They both kinda have similar viewpoints and want similar things. Dooku feels closer to a Jedi than a Sith imo.
Anakin frothing at the younglings to be soothed by simple ham is amazing 😂 12:37
The ham was covered in powdered death sticks how else was that going to go
@@Vaderburg I noticed Obi Wan spiking the ham to sedate Anakin, but I'm late to the party. In what video did he start doing that?
I'm a little new to the channel. While I find the ham bit hilarious, I don't quite get the whole joke. is it a reference to something? or an ongoing one?
@@ImmortalCrow18 Obi Wan wanted a version of Anakin before he turned to the Dark Side, so he took Anakin's hand which was cut off in "Attack of the Clones" and used it to regenerate a new Anakin. Whenever this Anakin shows signs of turning evil, Obi Wan sedates him with slices of drugged ham. He also told Qui Gon that he has to sedate Anakin because the regeneration process was imperfect, and so he would be in constant pain without the drugs, but because Obi Wan wants to keep Qui Gon from finding out that Anakin turned evil until they watch "Revenge of the Sith," the part about the drugs being for pain might be a lie. .
oooooooh. ok, now i get it. thank you for the input. this makes all the more excited for Revenge of the Sith. Qui Gon's reaction will be hilarious!@@waterbeauty85
I love how convoluted that assassination attempt was. A bounty hunter hires an assassin who uses a droid that releases poisonous bugs into the room.
There's more layers to it than a lasagne.
I'm a dying. Between Obi-wan's reactions to Anakin's lack of game , Padme falling for it and Qui Gon's commentary I'm on the floor.
Learn what dying really mean.
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Maybe the younglings could teach him
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849Research what “slang” and “colloquialisms” are first.
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849learn how to pluralize. What dying really MEANS. What dying really mean? Like a very evil goblin dying suddenly?
@@salamantics That's not pluralisation though, that's a tense issue.
21:42 Anakin reprimanding Padme for running on the beach after she swore she would never touch sand sent my sides into orbit.
And right after that we find out she's been taking Window's purple 'saber' 😂😂😂
@@priestesslucy”purple”
@@priestesslucy nah, based off her reaction she just says like its the BETTER option. im like what kind of Alien master did she actually get with
i love this. the fact Obi keeps bringing up stuff in the future with a just watch and see smirk
I can’t believe Padme’s suggestive outfits led to the rise of the Empire
History of mankind really
@@sergioq94100% lol
Mind blown
You might not believe it, but its true.
It's Cleopatra all over again.
Looking forward to Qui-Gon's reaction to Episode III & finally seeing order 66. You've done an awesome job with the 3 characters. Padmé was a great addition. Whoever's playing her did a good job and seems to be enjoying it.
Thanks very much!
Rizz
How did u get qui gon gin and padme and anakin is that special effects or is all 3 real people dere with you or just sum really gud computers effects
I'm wondering where he could take this if they introduce characters for Laya and Luke with both Anakin and Padme there... That would make for some good dysfunctional family humor...
@@dacolissampson5144 He does Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon and Anakin himself. That's why they never appear together in a shot( It wouldn't be impossible, just more work to do)
Padme is someone else, probably his partner
27:50 I always was under the impression Obi-Wan knew the armor was there which is why boba was ordered to close the door. The reason why Kenobi was playing “stupid” by asking Jango the odivous questions was because he knew Jango was the assassin & that he wanted to basically see what would happen & how Jango would react. I know law enforcement & lawyers as well as agencies use this tactic all the time to “play dumb” just to see if the person will slip up & gather any information that could help them pull truths from lies.
The sheer rage and triggered nature of Anakin when he hears and sees the younglings is hilarious.It’s like the hulk getting activated or a sleeper agent being woken, and Obi Wan just treating it like pacifying a angry dog.
“He doesn’t bite”
It's like a Snickers advert.
"You turn into a right diva when you're hungry."
I absolutely love the bits about Anakin’s memory being tied to not wearing anything over his hand. I wouldn’t mind seeing a second channel “cooking with Ani” where he makes sand-free recipes. And maybe his grandmaster shows up once in a while with tips!
Thankyou!
no pecan sandies
I saw a cartoon about a family of chinchillas going to the beach, and their car was filled with sand.
All I could think was "Anakin had nightmares about this" 😂
"Really changes how you see him when you realize he tried to murder 3PO"😂
"I'd put on something steamy and tease him."
Takes more than teasing to make twins, Padmé.
Can confirm, I have twins.
In hindsight, the whole "falling in love" between padme and anakin was a very good idea plot wise, but damn if they messed up the landing. I don't even fault the actors honestly, they pulled a fantastic job with lines such as those.
Exactly. So much of believable romance is about what's NOT said/subtext. One or two of those intense lines at the right time would be perfect, but not the whole darn movie and every interaction.
I always assumed that they made Anakin weird in his interactions with others to make it easier for people to believe that he could turn into the ruthless Darth Vader.
Should've been padme pushing for the relationship as a way to increase her political status, then coming to her senses after she realizes the kind of monster anikan becomes and gets her redemption but it costs her life.
Should have just cut out Qui Gon and just have Obiwan and an aged up Anakin as master and padawan already in episode 1. That way padme falling for a dashing Jedi knight would be more believable.
@@404cpRIGHT?! That would have made SO much more sense. Althoufh…..between this movie and ROTS WAS 7 seasons of Clone Wars so……..there is that 😂
Qui Gons reaction to the red lightsaber my favorite thing on the internet
"Qui, check the prophecy again" got me 💀
Fr, the fact that they are just standing in the background looking stunned
This is so damn good. The commercial with Natalie Portman running in the beach and Anakin being pissed about the sand is top shelf comedy. Also the duel wielding Raphael joke killed.
21:30
"I didn't f*****g lose a planet!!!!!" Dead 😂
Padme -"I woke up like this." Anakin - "LIER! She spent 3 hours before anyone could see her." Padme - "Ani nooo, it's all natural." 😂💀
"au naturale"
32:37
Anakins deep speech being met with ham actually broke me 💀
If I remember correctly. That's actually a Doctor Who speech.
@@samuelreed5266and blade runner!
Literally just happened as I read this.
Yeah,that was a real moment!Then..ham!😂
Obi-Wan and Qui-gon looking on Donald Trump. "Qui check the prophecy again." 😂
Best part imo! So funny
Awww man this was worth the wait. These videos have reignited the fire for Star Wars, and they are so entertaining on their own. Very well done Charlie.
Even the chosen one can't escape the friendzone!!!!! That one line murdered me 😂😂😂😂😂
Even the chosen one can't escape the bad writing ...
He only escaped it by becoming a bad boy.
“That’s your Great Grand Master you’re talking about” lmao 😂😂 that took me
Nvm “the Dukemeister” did it 🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
They're just roasting Anakin in this one. Qui-Gon's deathstick habit reference is also gold.
"Attachment is forbidden"
"Thats why its so hard to do the hoovering."
I lost it at this point.
Was he meaning like the vacuum and it's attachments? 😂
@@HKNative217 Yes.
I just can't stop laughing everytime someone pulls out the "Darth Plagueis the wise" joke.
After seeing this... Anakin, my man, you were completely justified.
Yes
Obi-Wan bullying Anakin throughout the video really makes the line “I’m sorry Anakin. For all of it” hit much harder
"His eyes are old and i've been eating sooo many carrots" lmfao xD this is so great
1:50 anakin's realization to why everyone was saying that qui gon should watch attack of the clones is great lmao
Obi Wan and Dooku grudgingly bonding by ragging on Annikan is a thing of beauty.
I’ve watched all of these so many times and they keep getting funnier.
Qui Gon is maybe your greatest work. Dude’s just chillin’ in his retirement.
Anikan literally has the Rizz of a 9 year old because the last time he was allowed to have open romantic interactions was when he was 9
Rizz? What is that? Some Gen Z word?
@@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970I think it originated in the barren land of tik tok
@@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970
Seduction skill
Game
Sounds, well.....stupid. Why can't they just say "game" like we did back in the 80's? @@ohioanempire
Oh ok....@@EmmaBonn96
The smirk that padme had during her entire visit along with Anakin’s cheeky grin was simply perfect.
"You just launched yourself gooch first" lmao
gotta love how anakin is so depressed yet so happy
The chill ham balances him out.😂😂
Drugs will do that to ya
Medicine.😉@@cdogthehedgehog6923
"Thank you Obi-Wan, I always feel more relaxed after my ham"
Thats such a stupid line, I LOVE IT!🤣
I feel better after a belly full of ham too. Dont judge
He has a mortar and pestle and is crushing drugs and putting them in the ham. That's the gag.
I lost it when Obi-Wan admitted that he was lacing it with Jedi morphine to subdue Anakin's "Darkside tendencies"!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Anakin, you must be mindful of people blowing smoke up your ass”
😂
"..just to humiliate me" - "YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF!" 😂😂had me rolling
Dropping the whole thing in one video that's unusual. This must have taken you a very long time to make period
Excellent work. I enjoyed it a lot.
It did
@@CharlieHopkinsonit’s incredible work though. The joy you bring people is just as incredible.
Your scripts on this channel are so much better than the source material. Great work.
33:49 “Using the force to open an automatic door.”
Every Star Wars fan has done that at least once. I’ve done it many times.
you say poorly impersonated, but these voices are spot on. If i didn't know better i would think it was the actual characters sitting around chatting about a movie.
Pretty sure the voices are AI, as well. Charlie does the lines to get the right inflection, then uses the AI to get the voices to match.
Humility keeps one sharp
@@hanburgundy4317 Doesn't change how entertaining the end result is
After finding this channel, the prequels will never be the same again.
I agree. To me, this is a canonized version of what it would be like to actually have the characters reacting to their own movie/story in real time. Brillant!
Obi-Wan: "Qui, do you think his first name is Count?"
Anakin: "Pfft, maybe without the 'o'."
Amazing.
I actually died in a game I was playing because I laughed so hard at that line. 😂
Charlie, mate, I can't tell you how much I appreciate you my man.
I've had the worst day, in a long long time. It's been literal torture for me. I'm so glad at the end of it, you're here to perk me up!
Seriously, it took everything I had not to have a nervous breakdown. Thanks man!!
this has just come in to my life thanks for the hard effort and work u did great videos so many laughs man
Qui-Gon giving Dooku a mile of rope to walk on is so good. 😂
Anakin calling Qui 'Grandmaster' was great 😄
oh man thats such a great point you made at 4:42 about Anakin being awkward around Padme, and Anakins explanation. i really like that. your Anakin character is very close to being my favorite at this point! (hard to pick a favorite of course)
"Oho what about you and Shmi!?" "What?!" Hilarious
Not only is this brilliant but its actually filled out some of the brotherly development between Obi & Anakin that we didnt get on screen in the prequels.
I love that you stayed in character during the spillage. Made it more believable.
I think he didn't know there was an issue at that point...
"By our SKILLS on the DANCE FLOOR" Casual Auralnauts reference!! i love it!!
@auralnauts
please say i am not the only one who feels pity for anakin, he was brought back only to be sedated and bullied by obi wan(and to an extent, padme too)
i hope Padme is not in revenge of the sith she brought the vid down few notches toxic AF
I’m with you on this. I was thinking he’d get some reprieve with Padme but I get it
Yeah I get that it's a parody, but Padme's portrayal was pretty toxic through and through in this. Obi-wan always teases Anakin but he's shown to care for him too. Padme so far hasn't shown that and she's the only one who sticks by Anakin in the prequels. Even to the end.
I do hope that's adjusted going forward. Other than that it's still good.
I found her hilarious. 😂 They've always just riffed on each other. Anakin was made fun of the exact same way in every episode but the moment an actual woman shows up all in sudden it's toxic.
@@Vespyr_ I wouldn’t say she was toxic, to me at least, just that there is a difference in joking with your homies and someone you intimately care for. I thought a few lines of hers were hilarious for sure, I just figured as much as they loved each other there would be more of that dynamic played out. Although to be fair, he did kill her 🤷🏽♂️ I just expected to see more romance but I’m not mad at all
"Look at his face, you can see the exact moment when his heart breaks"
🤣
Did Padme say “I’ve got a Hutt date”? 😂
Qui-Gon’s “Not ceiling ottomans?” might be one of the funniest lines ever.
Yeah, his “The times we live in” line freaking killed me🤣
Dude after editing, these are over an hour long so I can only imagine the amount of hours you put into them. Thank you for entertaining us with great Star Wars shenanigans !
"You're just trying to embarrass me in front of 100-200 thousand people." 1.4 million + people later...
12:40
Best moment for me, love how seriously annoyed Obi was by Yoda
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More Dooku cameos. I don't care how contrived they gotta be 😂
1:00:51 "Do you think his first name is count?" "Maybe without the O"
I was dead!!!🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Padme non-stop making faces to the camera makes her look unhinged, love it.
Okay that spaced out Anakin lore dump was perfection!
I love that he is slowly losing it
“Check the prophecy again” BRINGS THE PAPER TO HIS FACE I AM DYING
The reactions to Anakin flirting are honestly gold
I am in literal pain from laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣. The look on Anakin's face when she tells her sister he isn't a boyfriend.
"I'd throw on something a little steamy and tease him"
Sure, Padme. You were just trying to tease him, and you ended up with twin children.
Watched the whole thing in one sitting! Awesome acting and great jokes 😂
Thanks very much!
50:03 “Good move anakin” i love how even obiwan concedes that anakin riding the space bull is cool
You mean the Butt-Cow?
The master rodger federer bit was absolute gold,
Poor Ani got destroyed from all fronts 😅
My favourite part was Qui Gon telling Obi about his dancing lessons.
Why am I like hypnotized by this? LMAO It's so good. Their lines (your lines I guess) aren't too long, it doesnt linger, it's Movie, short commentary, joke, back to movie within 10 seconds. It's very enjoyable.
I will never forget seeing Yoda pull out his lightsaber chadstyle in theaters, and then go on to solidify why he's the greatest
15:57 "You have done that yourself" PERFECT use and execution. Hayden really DID humiliate himself. 🤣
I just got to that part & started cracking up🤣
Not Hayden but Anakin.