MST3K - Favorite Moments - Mitchell

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  • Опубліковано 28 бер 2009
  • This episode features Joe Don Baker as the amazingly unappealing cop - Mitchell - probably one of the most unlikeable characters ever. Making the audience feel good when the hero is beaten up is not excatly a positive selling point for any movie. Anyway, this episode features Linda Evans, Martin Balsam (what happend?), and John Saxon as the movies absurdly uninteresting sub-plot. The sub-plot is apparently of so little interest that the movie itself forgets about it.
    This is also the last MST show with Joel Hodgson.
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  • @ahoneanatwo
    @ahoneanatwo 8 років тому +140

    The six dislikes came from six different You Tube accounts created by Joe Don Baker.

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom 7 років тому +7

      ahoneanatwo I'd believe it.

    • @Kittyjingles28
      @Kittyjingles28 7 років тому +8

      I think he made 2 more accounts its up to 8 now

    • @IntheeyesofMorbo
      @IntheeyesofMorbo 5 років тому +4

      its up to 10 now

    • @jeffcdeleon
      @jeffcdeleon 3 місяці тому

      Accounts names are: Joe Don Baker, Don Joe Baker, Boe Jon Daker, Doe Bon Jaker, SteakFan, and MitchellLover7.

  • @kanjoracer4914
    @kanjoracer4914 3 роки тому +55

    The huge WHAATT! when Mitchell's gun slides down his leg always gets me!

  • @advillan
    @advillan 7 років тому +78

    Mitchell! Mitchell!
    keep your eyes on the sammich
    Mitchell!
    heart's pounding
    Mitchell!
    veins Clogging
    Mitchell!

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 8 років тому +92

    "HEY! WHAT? (BANG) OH!" I laugh hysterically every time! Thank you, Joel!!

    • @Thompsongs
      @Thompsongs Рік тому +4

      I think that may be my favorite part of the episode.

    • @mikem.3308
      @mikem.3308 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Thompsongssame

  • @rrmond
    @rrmond 3 роки тому +27

    The way Crow says "I'd knock but I know I'm not home" 😂😂😂

  • @Redbob86
    @Redbob86 14 років тому +75

    This is the only movie I've seen where the exciting chase scene has both drivers using their turn signals.

    • @lambda494
      @lambda494 4 роки тому +10

      my heart, was in my throat

    • @jaredwattier1749
      @jaredwattier1749 3 роки тому +11

      Driving miss daisy looked like bullitt

    • @xalahuj
      @xalahuj 2 роки тому +10

      HOT MERGING ACTION

    • @user-ru4dc5pq3c
      @user-ru4dc5pq3c 9 місяців тому +2

      Why’s he downshifting with an automatic ?

  • @PLA0242
    @PLA0242 15 років тому +53

    "He's landed just short of the green" - LMAO

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 роки тому +3

      “Liquid metal”

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 роки тому +4

      “The declining years of Lee Majors”

    • @mattwilliams4222
      @mattwilliams4222 2 роки тому +2

      Almost every line is soo quotable. Sometimes my best friend and myself communicate entirely through Mitchell quotes. And everything's always completely crystal clear. If only regular communication was so accurate..
      I remember watching this when it was originally on the air on Comedy Central. Hysterical, yet misunderstood by many. The good old days

  • @SufjanSays
    @SufjanSays 14 років тому +25

    Oh my god, I absolutely lost it at Tom's shriek during the horrendous exchange between Mitchell and the kid. God, so funny.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 2 роки тому +2

      Golden Globe material, folks. 😆

    • @wombatgirl997
      @wombatgirl997 2 місяці тому

      Its exactly how I was feeling, and he just captured it perfectly.

  • @BlueEyes7452
    @BlueEyes7452 14 років тому +22

    Two of my all time favorite MST3K riffs:
    "Mitchell. Even his name says, "is that a beer?"
    "Hot merging action!"

  • @westholmes2001
    @westholmes2001 13 років тому +35

    "Mitchell! Heart's Pounding! Mitchell! Veins Clogging! Mitchell!"
    "HOT MERGING ACTION!"
    "Our hero, ladies and gentlemen!"
    "Mitchell: Licensed to Slouch!"
    "I WANNA EAT!"

  • @nygiantsfan6
    @nygiantsfan6 9 років тому +121

    The genius of this episode is that the movie relies completely on Joe Don Baker's character being a total badass. Joel and the crew spend the entire thing just ripping him apart and turning him into a laughing stock.

    • @cameronstone4495
      @cameronstone4495 4 роки тому +10

      Sorry, I'm really unappealing.

    • @eddiejc1
      @eddiejc1 3 роки тому +12

      "The genius of this episode is that the movie relies completely on Joe Don Baker's character being a total badass."
      Off by three letters.

  • @Oodus
    @Oodus 14 років тому +30

    Mitchell: "Never found out who he was."
    Chief: "Well, ask him, don't shoot him! Who was he?"
    Tom: "I didn't ask him. I shot him."
    Epic.

  • @47of74
    @47of74 14 років тому +10

    "Speaking of logging it, I'd better find a bush around here."

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 9 років тому +42

    "Hey!" "What?" BANG Always cracks me up.

    • @nygiantsfan6
      @nygiantsfan6 9 років тому +5

      I specifically remember watching that on TV and just losing it there.

    • @djkornphlake
      @djkornphlake 7 років тому +11

      "OH"

    • @tabomst3k466
      @tabomst3k466 3 роки тому +2

      That's my favorite part

  • @roguelead72
    @roguelead72 7 років тому +33

    "I don't pay for your hookers, Mitchell."
    "Could you?"
    Dammit now I've got to clean coffee off my screen.

  • @stealthnegro001
    @stealthnegro001 8 років тому +41

    4:40 "The new Chrysler Fury: the car that thinks it's a house."

  • @silentagony
    @silentagony 15 років тому +21

    He missed one of the funniest lines in the show. When Mitchell breaks the tin foil to get into the house (3:07). One of the guys say "Reynolds wrap, keeps freshness in, can't keep Mitchell out".
    Its one of my favorite lines.

  • @dnardone
    @dnardone 8 років тому +51

    I pee myself when Servo sings Johnny Mathis.

  • @daschwah
    @daschwah 10 років тому +21

    Brilliant. The only bit I missed was the "Pass the peas... potatoes... turkey... ham... (etc)" from the dinner scene with Balsam. So good.

  • @banff9858
    @banff9858 7 років тому +16

    "Beer? Beer. You like em half empty. Some of em have a cigarette in them." Thank you for that LOL, Crow!!!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 3 роки тому +1

      "Was that a gun in your pocket, or you're just...never mind." 😞

  • @michaelm9810
    @michaelm9810 5 років тому +9

    "Johnny Mathis! All right, get my gun." LOL!

    • @christieperry4361
      @christieperry4361 5 років тому

      Al Nolga!
      Santa?!

    • @Zer0.-_
      @Zer0.-_ 4 роки тому

      @@christieperry4361 No still Johnny Mathis. :P

  • @danfieldingistheman3071
    @danfieldingistheman3071 6 років тому +23

    There's a police investigation going on here. Oh there is? I thought there was just a big slob walking around my house. OMG, I damn near peed my pants laughing at this! :D

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 11 років тому +22

    That farting bit always gets to me.

    • @elrubioVS
      @elrubioVS 2 роки тому

      I laugh out loud every time! 😂😂😂

  • @notbrendon
    @notbrendon 8 років тому +19

    "I'd knock, but I know I'm not home"

  • @lambda494
    @lambda494 4 роки тому +17

    Other good scenes:
    At the police station: "You really slept with that?" Crow: "First things first!"
    "Why does he keep downshifting an automatic!?" during the chase scene

  • @killerskillet
    @killerskillet 7 років тому +24

    I named my dog "Mitchell" after this MST3K episode. He was a pug and I'd often say to him "OOoooohhh, *I wanna eat*!"

  • @amadeus1756
    @amadeus1756 13 років тому +11

    This and 'Final Justice'. also with Joe Don Baker is absolutely hilarious!!! The best!!

  • @Monkofmagnesia
    @Monkofmagnesia 10 років тому +54

    From IMDB: Joe Don Baker was purportedly furious about MST3K's treatment of his film in this episode, and even said in an interview that he would "kick [the writers'] asses" if he ever met them. As a result, the MST3K writers would later mock another Baker film called Final Justice, in which they were deliberately cruel and relentless in making fun of Baker and his performance.

    • @thebrokenglasskids5196
      @thebrokenglasskids5196 4 роки тому +18

      No way Baker could lift that ham hock he calls a leg high enough to kick an ass.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 4 роки тому +13

      I read somewhere he didn't mind in the beginning, but later after everybody mentioned this episode costantly and it started affecting his career (allegedly) he got angry. I mean, the guy is easy to mock, but he is a rather good character actor. We've seen worse performances in other MST3k movies. This episode is nonetheless one of my favourites,there's something for everybody ,from fart jokes to satire

    • @Monkofmagnesia
      @Monkofmagnesia 4 роки тому +7

      @@Eisenwulf666 I I have a friend whose last name is Mitchell.

    • @mattwilliams4222
      @mattwilliams4222 2 роки тому +5

      Easily my all time favorite MST3K episode. I even bought it on DVD. My friend and I exchange random quotes from it, to this day. It's hysterical, beginning to end.
      "So long, CHUM!" Where else do you get dialog (quotes) like that..

    • @ryanjacobson2508
      @ryanjacobson2508 2 роки тому +5

      @@Eisenwulf666 Supposedly some MST3K personnel once were at a hotel where Joe DB also was staying. They avoided him since evidently the MST3K crew have heard credible reports that JDB truly hates the show and thought that they really did a number on him.

  • @savgmouse
    @savgmouse 14 років тому +12

    I don't know why, but "Johnny Mathis? Alright! Get my gun!" is one of my fav' lines ever.

  • @ramonosuke
    @ramonosuke 3 роки тому +4

    “Mitchell. Hearts pounding. Mitchell. Veins clogging. Mitchell!”

  • @vlynniee
    @vlynniee 9 років тому +22

    "JOE DON BAKER *IS* MITTENS! HES A COP!" XDDDD

  • @nelsonr12
    @nelsonr12 13 років тому +6

    HOT MERGING ACTION
    Oh goodness the merged sucessfully, my heart was in my throat

  • @GODLETMEWINAMEN
    @GODLETMEWINAMEN 4 роки тому +5

    The best scene was him strolling out of bed,hungover and farting ! The kid scene with Joe Don Baker repeating the lines and the robot goes Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ,lol !

  • @Rital319
    @Rital319 13 років тому +3

    "big buttery moon up there..the sidewalk looks like ice cream if you squint hard"

  • @desktorp
    @desktorp 10 років тому +13

    Should've included Mike's first great line on the show: "You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?" ..just for good measure.

  • @ARMaster
    @ARMaster 11 років тому +13

    Joe Don Baker is "Mittens" he's a cop!
    God that cracks me up every time xD

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 7 років тому +14

    the meatloaf and Spock was brilliant.

  • @gramztoker842
    @gramztoker842 11 років тому +7

    you left out one of my favorite parts!
    "What DO you know mitchell?"
    "Ummm i don't know..."

  • @stanleyroper1906
    @stanleyroper1906 11 років тому +15

    I remember many saturday afternoons back in the nineties watching this show. High. Great times! Thanks for the vids, auritone

  • @gardenstateboss
    @gardenstateboss 11 років тому +5

    "Big buttery moon up there" lmao

  • @BrothersWeird
    @BrothersWeird 11 років тому +6

    "Any movie with wacka-chicka-wacka in it is fine by me!"

  • @michaelcoleman7260
    @michaelcoleman7260 3 роки тому +4

    Mitchell’s legions of fans show up at any time of the day or night.

  • @banff9858
    @banff9858 7 років тому +9

    Great Stuff. I still always love to go back to my favorite: "I Accuse My Parents." Anyone else??

  • @SweetSweetWaldo
    @SweetSweetWaldo 13 років тому +8

    Thank you! Now I can watch "Mitchell" without actually having to watch "Mitchell"!

  • @BrendanConnell
    @BrendanConnell 8 років тому +12

    5:44 "My, my, my God, no!" (weeping)
    - Take Care, Beannacht De Duit

  • @ANGMEM1
    @ANGMEM1 9 років тому +4

    Love Servo's "ppffffffffttttttt" noise when Joe Don is getting out of bed with all the beer cans on his nightable. Gets me every time!

  • @lordoftime425
    @lordoftime425 10 років тому +5

    Booze and I are buying a house together,Great line, Joel! This is one of my favorite MST3Ks.

  • @stephyalysse
    @stephyalysse 13 років тому +6

    lmao, all the Johnny Mathis parts are making me sing "chances aaarrree that I'll kick your scraaaawney ass." from Horror at Party Beach. lol

  • @nintendo1889x
    @nintendo1889x 13 років тому +4

    "That empty plate breaks my heart..."
    "There's a police investigation going on here....Oh there is? I thought there was just a big slob walking around my house."

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 7 років тому +13

    beer and me are going to buy a house.

  • @sparkkle2
    @sparkkle2 8 років тому +4

    "I'm doing it on spec!"
    I finally get that joke.

  • @gardenstateboss
    @gardenstateboss 11 років тому +4

    Meatballs fried in lard!!! Oh wait that's final justice !!! Please bring back MST3K we need them!

  • @CinesterCharlie
    @CinesterCharlie 12 років тому +27

    Well, your rich and white I don't see a problem with it.

  • @doubleg137
    @doubleg137 11 років тому +4

    best part... "my my my MY GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!""

  • @gladfan1989
    @gladfan1989 13 років тому +9

    Mitchell, even his name says "Is that a beer?"

  • @ngobleus
    @ngobleus 14 років тому +3

    "Mobsters laughing, really smiling, a man selling heroin..."

  • @TotallyFarked999
    @TotallyFarked999 2 роки тому +2

    *perfect golf voice* "He's landed just short of the green."

  • @mjjoe76
    @mjjoe76 6 місяців тому +2

    My late friend introduced me to MST3K back in college. RIP Andrew, may you keep your eye on the sandwich in the Great Beyond.

  • @typomanbros
    @typomanbros 15 років тому +4

    6:32 I love it how Tom flips out.

  • @CWinther95
    @CWinther95 13 років тому +4

    Love Joel's Pink Floyd referance

  • @ngobleus
    @ngobleus 14 років тому +7

    "Why would anyone want to do this with Mitchell, Joel?"

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 2 роки тому +1

      Linda Evans in her "anything for a paycheck" phase. 🏧

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 12 років тому +3

    "Well you're rich and white, I don't see any problem with it."

  • @walterkovacs4069
    @walterkovacs4069 9 років тому +3

    XD That Kieth Herring reference was *pure joy!*
    i *still* can't believe that parroting back what the kid says scene was ever included in a movie. Not even Jack Black doing mama jokes with Jim Carrey would ever stoop that low, undignified and shameless.
    Although it was like watching Buonaroti sculpt David compared to that ...... bedroom scene. z:

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 5 років тому

      That's Keith Haring. And that scene with Mitchell having a chinwag with that kid was the high point of that flick.

  • @IrishQT07
    @IrishQT07 14 років тому +3

    Man, I'm constantly confused!
    LOL - that line gets me every time. :)

  • @millertime73scd
    @millertime73scd 14 років тому +4

    6:32 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! I love Tom Servo so much

  • @ngobleus
    @ngobleus 13 років тому +2

    "No, I don't pay for your hookers, Mitchell..."
    "Well, could ya?"

  • @thebrokenglasskids5196
    @thebrokenglasskids5196 4 роки тому +6

    Hands down my favorite Joel episode.
    ♪♫ EyEeEeE oN tHe SaMmIcH!!!! ♪♫
    Oh, also......to all fans of the show - the Pluto TV app has 24/7 channels of both MST3K and Rifftrax. It's free and great for getting your daily riff fix. ;)

  • @XiaoFury
    @XiaoFury 6 років тому +4

    Ooo right in the tenderloin steak region!

  • @TescoVee
    @TescoVee 13 років тому +4

    Liquid metal!

  • @ss_whole
    @ss_whole 5 років тому +2

    Joe Don Baker, when you can't afford to cast Burt Reynolds.

  • @sbbjason
    @sbbjason 11 років тому +4

    "But I wanna eat!"

  • @crassyfrake
    @crassyfrake 13 років тому +3

    I dont know why but the Johnny Mathis bit had me howling lol

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 7 років тому +23

    I'm the chubby blue line!

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 7 років тому +8

    I was singing Mitchell today.

  • @NemesisOwl
    @NemesisOwl 10 років тому +5

    "So long, CHUM!" gets me EVERY TIME!

  • @KenVuncannon
    @KenVuncannon 12 років тому +4

    Agh - left out the best line! "Cedar lattice! Works every time!"

  • @gibsonsimpson
    @gibsonsimpson 15 років тому +2

    I am the chubby blue line.
    Thanks. My favorite MST3K. It still makes me laugh.

  • @WeAretheWalrii
    @WeAretheWalrii 13 років тому +3

    I love Servo's giggle when Joel is singing that Pink Floyd song.

  • @sentinel8758
    @sentinel8758 7 років тому +13

    Man they really laid into this one. Fully understand why, though :).

  • @zeefly226
    @zeefly226 3 роки тому +2

    My favorite episode all time

  • @MsSjofn
    @MsSjofn 9 років тому +2

    The stinger for this one still makes me laugh every goddamn time.

  • @daughterofolaf
    @daughterofolaf 4 роки тому +2

    “Johnny Mathis! Alright, get my gun!”

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 14 років тому +2

    Mitchell: There's a police investigation goin' on here.
    Joel: Oh, there is? I thought there was a big slob walking around my house!
    Bryon

  • @hypnoticsorin8016
    @hypnoticsorin8016 3 роки тому +4

    “You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?”

  • @MrBROTHERFELDER
    @MrBROTHERFELDER Рік тому +2

    It’s been said that Joe Don Baker was so upset over the jokes that he threatened to beat the guys up if he ever met them in person!

  • @GODLETMEWINAMEN
    @GODLETMEWINAMEN 4 роки тому +4

    When Joe Don Baker FARTS, everyone better Damn listen ! MITTENS, I mean uh, MITCHELL,LOL !

  • @UberMan5000
    @UberMan5000 11 років тому +11

    3:41 I actually can't stop laughing.

  • @ArmageddonAngel
    @ArmageddonAngel 9 років тому +23

    You're rich and white. I see no problem with this.

    • @banff9858
      @banff9858 7 років тому +1

      THAT's THE LINE I LOVED!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

    • @marcelsmith5772
      @marcelsmith5772 5 років тому

      @@banff9858 me to!!

  • @textthing
    @textthing 11 років тому +1

    The problem being that the boat is so small there's absolutely no possible doubt as to where Mitchell is hiding.

  • @unclebobshow
    @unclebobshow Рік тому +1

    I wish it included my favorite line when Mitchell was being beat up, " Sorry Mitchell, we thought you were Rockford."

  • @wombatgirl997
    @wombatgirl997 2 місяці тому +1

    Whenever I see this movie my brain just subconsciously replaces the dude playing Mitchell with Chris Farley.

  • @JHATDRUMMER1976
    @JHATDRUMMER1976 10 років тому +10

    my my my MY GOD! NOOOOOOO!

  • @robinsl27
    @robinsl27 6 років тому +1

    “Hey, what? Ohh!!”

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 2 роки тому +3

    "Who's the puffy guy who's a big blurry sex machine? *Mitchell!* "

  • @williamhubert572
    @williamhubert572 6 років тому +2

    What about when he picks up the six pack of beer with his foot? Joel - 'I learned that in College.' Servo - 'That's class.'

  • @ZaydinTTV
    @ZaydinTTV 7 років тому +5

    My, my, my god!

  • @SethHesio
    @SethHesio 11 років тому +2

    "I'd knock.. but I know I'm not home"

  • @fluffyman85
    @fluffyman85 15 років тому +1

    I can't help but share Tom's reaction to the Mitchell Vs. Kid scene:
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @Plan9wood
    @Plan9wood 14 років тому +2

    Best line is when they show the weird lookin mobster and crow says "He was hastily put together." It's funny cause it's true. I say it all the time when I see someone like that.............it's a great line.

    • @Plan9wood
      @Plan9wood Рік тому

      I use that line all the time. To the point where people think I made it up. Even people who have known me forever and I have told I got this from MST3K

  • @TrueYellowDart
    @TrueYellowDart 13 років тому +2

    "Damn, I'm still in this Mitchell movie!"