Bart Fargo- "You're the one that knows everything." Mike- "Who's God?" Hahahaha "So, THERE'S where they put the CEILING! Clever bastards." ^^^ That gets me every time! Hahaha
0:54 I'd mock the concept of "Make-a-Face", but every time I play one of those videogames where they let you customize your face, I end up with something kind of like that guy, so clearly they were onto something.
I like the Lincoln jokes. "Abe Lincoln IS Time Cop!" "Abe Lincoln's a bad cop on the loose" "I want Jefferson Davis DEAD, I want his children DEAD!" You left out the "Behind Confederate Lines" joke, though, that was the best of them, imo ._.
Don't forget that hilarious moment where Crow's whole head accidentally burst into flame and Trace stayed in character long enough for THE TAKE TO HAVE BEEN KEPT!
I always crack up when Mike opens up the intro to The Lovin Spoonful song "Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind", as well as the toy jokes. Such an under appreciated ep.
Crow: You're here, but she's here with the travelers' cheques! Crow: Vaguely European gigolo! Mike: Gotta get drunk, it's urgent! Mike: Mommmy, I swam all the way to the raft! Servo: We're gonna get down now. There is a funky kinda intrigue goin' on! Servo: I refuse to look to the right! It would be caving in to look that way... so I won't!
The library in Hong Kong University had a display of local papers and advertisements from the 60's. There was a showbill for "Danger Death Ray" playing at one of the cinemas. *shudder*
"They really captured the grandeur of white guys walking in herds," "The ocean's beautiful in this part of the tub," "It was an interesting choice not to have any suspense in the film,"
Bart Fargo sounds like something out of a word substitution game. "The Legend of Bart Fargo" 'The Bart Fargo who loved me" "Iron Bart Fargo" "Mystery Science Bart Fargo 3000" The possibilities are endless.
i got to work in same building as mike nelson in rifftrax, if anyone misses mst3k they stll make downloadable mp3s u can play while syncing up the movie yourself so they have them for like starwars etc i saw them recording for return of the jedi
Bart: You're the one that knows everything! Mike: Who's God?! Bart: Where's the man with the scar!? Tom: We're gonna get down now. This is a funky kinda intrigue going on!
*Files this one away* I will definitely be watching this one next, it looks as laughable and in the same vein as "Agent for H.A.R.M."...without the open credits music hurting you! :-)
8:47 when the hero knocks out two guys, simultaneously, by hitting them directly on the top of their heads?!? William Shatner is spinning in his grave, and he isn't even dead yet.
Would you like a cigarette? (as if smokers need to be reminded). additional dialogue: "Why, yes. I have seen others use them. They are lighted once, yes? They continue to burn until the end...amazing!"
I cant help but love Crow's giggling when they show the toy helicopter and Submarine.
Special effects by BILLY!
This is easily my favourite episode, pretty much for the babadadbadada.
The helicopter/sub sequences are MST3k gold.
"I want Jefferson Davis DEAD! I want his family DEAD!"
"Welcome to Jack Ruby Fantasy Camp."
"The ocean is beautiful in this part of the tub." "That was 'Bappa daba daba' by the Doodletown Pipers." Which was a real sixties group!
And then we got Crow mentioning the song “Watermelon Man” later on! 😂
For years, I thought the group Crow mentioned was "The Doomtown Vipers."
"If Michael Cain and Andre the Giant had a child..."
Bart Fargo- "You're the one that knows everything."
Mike- "Who's God?"
Hahahaha
"So, THERE'S where they put the CEILING! Clever bastards."
^^^ That gets me every time! Hahaha
The ocean is beautiful at this part of the Tub
4:57 I’d actually pay real good money for a Timecop reboot starring Lincoln.
Watermelon Man!
The Nostalgia Niche "Special Effects by BILLY!"
"Thank you, Fargo ..."
"For being a major agricultural center in the Upper Midwest."
"We're looking for a man."
"Are you him?"
0:54 I'd mock the concept of "Make-a-Face", but every time I play one of those videogames where they let you customize your face, I end up with something kind of like that guy, so clearly they were onto something.
I like the Lincoln jokes.
"Abe Lincoln IS Time Cop!"
"Abe Lincoln's a bad cop on the loose"
"I want Jefferson Davis DEAD, I want his children DEAD!"
You left out the "Behind Confederate Lines" joke, though, that was the best of them, imo ._.
Right after Bart Fargo bashes the scar faced Lincoln look-alike in the temples, "Oh, I've got a rail-splitting headache!"
Don't forget that hilarious moment where Crow's whole head accidentally burst into flame and Trace stayed in character long enough for THE TAKE TO HAVE BEEN KEPT!
The soundtrack of this movie makes it so much more tolerable.
"They really have captured the grandeur of white guys walking in herds" XD
So funny watching old UA-cam videos of classic MST3K 😂💯
I'm glad they said "Danger!" or I might've thought it was just a normal Death Ray.
"So, it's a peace-loving death ray?"
"Special effects by Billy!"
"They're done already?"
"Oh, you're here! WHOA!"
...and more buts
Das toy boat
@@cavalierfan1995 “Oh, now he’s showboating his butt.”
Abraham Lincoln - Time Cop
BrendanTheGent which probably have done better at the box office than "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"
I love how the giggle every time they see the toy helicopter
I always crack up when Mike opens up the intro to The Lovin Spoonful song "Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind", as well as the toy jokes. Such an under appreciated ep.
Crow: You're here, but she's here with the travelers' cheques!
Crow: Vaguely European gigolo!
Mike: Gotta get drunk, it's urgent!
Mike: Mommmy, I swam all the way to the raft!
Servo: We're gonna get down now. There is a funky kinda intrigue goin' on!
Servo: I refuse to look to the right! It would be caving in to look that way... so I won't!
"Sure it's phallic, why wouldn't it be?"
Upon re-watching this I noticed Crow really had a case of the giggles in this episode.
Imagine how Trace must have felt trying to read some of his lines or even coming up with riff ideas. XD
😂(It’s all the robot-weed they smoked before the movie..😂)
Im ashamed for getting the Ferenghi ear joke
Buppa Duppa Da Da Daahhh....!
I about lost it at the Jack Ruby fantasy camp. Man I miss this show.
"The nose wheel feels mushy"
I love when they call back to other episodes
Bart Fargo sounds like a George Lucas name. In the same vein as Kit Fisto, Count Dooku, Greedo, and the ever-lovable Grand Moff Tarkin.
Don't forget Jek Porkins!
How about Cad Baine?? XD
Dirk Hardpec, Slab Bulkhead, Flint Ironstag.....(from "We Put Our Faith in Blast Hardcheese")
"The ocean's beautiful in this part of the tub."
Abe Lincoln is Time Cop! A bad cop on the loose!
Danger!! Ba Da Ba Da Ba Da Da, Ba Da Da Da Da Da Da
In the ba ba da da da da
Story
5:53 most embarrassing way for a minion to die
yan889654 “The way he dove out the window was just terrible!”
Olé.
The library in Hong Kong University had a display of local papers and advertisements from the 60's. There was a showbill for "Danger Death Ray" playing at one of the cinemas. *shudder*
"Special effects by Billy!"
"Get this toy outta here, QUICK!!"
thees are NOT TOYS
"We're gonna get down now 'cause there's a funky kind of intrigue going on." lol
Ba-da-ba-da-da-da!
Abe Lincoln is...Time Cop!
"Come as soon as you can."
"That's what I usually do."
"They really captured the grandeur of white guys walking in herds,"
"The ocean's beautiful in this part of the tub,"
"It was an interesting choice not to have any suspense in the film,"
"There! We made him swerve slightly!"
Bart Fargo sounds like something out of a word substitution game.
"The Legend of Bart Fargo"
'The Bart Fargo who loved me"
"Iron Bart Fargo"
"Mystery Science Bart Fargo 3000"
The possibilities are endless.
You Only Bart Fargo Twice
dk2k1 The good, the bad, and the Bart Fargo.
dk2k1 Bart Fargo And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
The Spy Who Bart Fargoed me
For Bart Fargo's Eyes Only.
"His name is Luka" LOL, so fucked up..and still so funny.
"Better be a damn good bonk!"
LMAO the way he says it...
Danger Hot Wheels!
Also, doesn't "Bart Fargo" sound like one of the nicknames they gave David Ryder?
We thought it was so funny we named our dog Bart Fargo 😜
@@ahh3147 That's an incredible dog name
Damn close in the Bart Fargo comment.
i got to work in same building as mike nelson in rifftrax, if anyone misses mst3k they stll make downloadable mp3s u can play while syncing up the movie yourself so they have them for like starwars etc i saw them recording for return of the jedi
"So, that's where I hid the ceiling...clever bastard..." XD Brilliance.
Another Eurospy film. I liked Gordon Scott who had a career as Tarzan and later in sword and sorcery, spaghetti Westerns and Eurospy films.
Hey, a San Francisco International reference! That was a great one.
Ba ba da ba da da!
Edit: “Olé.” followed by Crow’s giggle is glorious!
"Get this toy outta here, quick!!"
This is becoming one of my favorites! With special effects by Tonka! And does anyone else still remember John Cameron Swayze?
Ah, the ocean's beautiful in this part the tub.
Special effects by Billy!
Oh no! One of The Three Tenors goes down!
The way he dove out the window was just terrible!
I liked Gordon Scott as Tarzan, lol. This was extremely funny, especially the theme song jokes.
"Madame and Monsieur, banc at $10,000." "Better be a damn good bonk..."
"Bop-ba-da-ba-pantsuit, ba-dat-dat-da-da-da-bra!"
I love this episode, especially the first segment.
Danger! Small talk!
"My nose wheel feels mushy."
Kinemacolour "Poorly designed subway!"
If Michael Caine and Andre the Giant had a child;;;;;;;;;;;;
"Do you want a peanut, Master Wayne?"
Jayne Mansfield LOL
Bart: You're the one that knows everything!
Mike: Who's God?!
Bart: Where's the man with the scar!?
Tom: We're gonna get down now. This is a funky kinda intrigue going on!
Pantsuit. ba-da-da-da-da-BRA!
I want that played at my funeral.
TheRogueWolf It's the theme song that says "celebrate life!"
Special effects by Billy.
Right out the gate. I laughed when Tom, with a shoe on his head, said to Mike *"Crazy nut! Look at you. You look ridiculous!"*
WATERMELON MAN!
DAS TOYBOOT
crow:watermelon man!
"His name is Luca" Lost it XD!!
I laughed too hard at the Ferengi ear joke.
*Files this one away*
I will definitely be watching this one next, it looks as laughable and in the same vein as "Agent for H.A.R.M."...without the open credits music hurting you! :-)
Don't go up there or you'll become a toy!
"Help me. Kirk."
lisvender Spoooccckkk
"You're the one who knows everything. Who's God?!"
8:47 when the hero knocks out two guys, simultaneously, by hitting them directly on the top of their heads?!? William Shatner is spinning in his grave, and he isn't even dead yet.
BART FARGO is Hard To... Watch.
[Looks into car]
Bapadadada?
this episode made me feel bad for Cambot.
Bapa dapa dada...
8:40 and 8:52 are just classic lol and what does Crow/Tracy have against Benny hill?
BUP DA DUP BA DA DAH!
This budget makes Bert I Gordon look like Michael Bay.
Or Ed Wood look like James Cameron. 🎬
you could just have left the whole movie going...this one was a classic.
"And the way you jumped out the window was just terrible..."
A Charlie Watts walk on
That was "Bapbadabada" by the Doo-Don Vipers.
One of my favorite episodes. Thanks for uploading.
Don't go up there, you'll become a toy.
You missed that one.
Would you like a cigarette? (as if smokers need to be reminded).
additional dialogue:
"Why, yes. I have seen others use them. They are lighted once, yes? They continue to burn until the end...amazing!"
Why hasn’t this film been remade yet?
You left out "Lattice in!" It was horribly hilarious!
"...Annnd more butts."
5:52 EPIC
So THERE'S where I put the ceiling!
Abe Lincoln IS timecop
Abe Lincoln is a BAD cop
Wow, I need to track this one down. I couldn't stop laughing.
He missed "Danger! Twist tie!" though.
It's like walking except different!