Jordan Schlansky's Product Review: Darth Vader Helmet | CONAN on TBS

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  • @MintyCanRead
    @MintyCanRead 8 років тому +4677

    I actually breathed a sigh of relief for Jordan when the video ended without Conan destroying the mask.

    • @KathyTOEFLTeacherLessons
      @KathyTOEFLTeacherLessons 5 років тому +47

      Me too!!!

    • @miguelgalarion3285
      @miguelgalarion3285 5 років тому +179

      I still remember Harrison Ford destroying Jordan’s LEGO Millenium Falcon and how he just stood there, contemplating life

    • @TheNativeEngine
      @TheNativeEngine 5 років тому +5

      Me too.

    • @BazIrvine
      @BazIrvine 5 років тому +4

      Part 2!

    • @ajet0452
      @ajet0452 4 роки тому +16

      You guys realize this is always scripted right?

  • @Byrnzi360
    @Byrnzi360 6 років тому +1619

    “Why am I wearing gloves?”
    “Due to your unpredictable nature...”
    🤣

    • @moasanenjamir
      @moasanenjamir 4 роки тому +20

      So that means Conan was responsible for Corona? Interesting Jordan...

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 роки тому +11

      5:17
      “May I remove it from the...?”
      “Uh, no...no, you can't.”

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 3 роки тому +4

      I have provided like #666 on this comment 🙏

    • @Byrnzi360
      @Byrnzi360 3 роки тому +3

      @@austins.2495 How fiendishly clever of you!

    • @PaulZArts
      @PaulZArts 2 роки тому +1

      Like a father to a child.

  • @saintsataniko2116
    @saintsataniko2116 3 роки тому +563

    Who else was shocked that Conan actually respected Jordan's wishes and didn't dive in headfirst to sully his helmet?

    • @EUCLlD
      @EUCLlD 3 роки тому +24

      Probably knows what the thing's worth is 😅

    • @mikevisby8744
      @mikevisby8744 Рік тому +12

      I was worried Conan was going to do something to it, that is one of his things. But I am glad he didn't, limited quantity collector's items like this are impossible to replace.

    • @oceaneo4603
      @oceaneo4603 Рік тому +5

      Well, I do. He's not a jerk !

    • @fastica
      @fastica Рік тому +5

      When that happens is usually staged, like when Harrison Ford broke 'his' LEGO Millennium Falcon.

    • @Nerevar666
      @Nerevar666 4 місяці тому

      It is kind of funnier this way, I think. Just the two of them wearing masks and gloves but not being able to touch it.

  • @martingarciaarvidson6684
    @martingarciaarvidson6684 8 років тому +9972

    Jordan Schlansky is actually a comedic genius. Instead of being a boring employee who just laughs at Conan's jokes, he actually has his own character to play along with Conan. He's ironically the most useful person on Conan's team :D

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 7 років тому +261

      Martin Garcia Arvidson only it isn't a character he plays, but rather is how he actually behaves

    • @martingarciaarvidson6684
      @martingarciaarvidson6684 7 років тому +833

      Mikhail Kalashnikov Nah bro its definitely a character. Ive seen him almost break character a couple of times. he may have similar traits in his real personality, but hes obviously making an exaggerated character for the camera, and for the views. and it definitely brings the views.

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 7 років тому +301

      ***** it's not a character. I met him in person at Comic Con last year when Conan went over. Where did you see him "break character"? He does exaggerate a little with the serious no-nonsense part, but all that stuff about being obsessed with facts... That's all him

    • @DDPK
      @DDPK 7 років тому +48

      its not for views. thats really how he acts

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 7 років тому +298

      "At Comic Con"
      Where everyone dress up as characters.

  • @jordanschlansky2243
    @jordanschlansky2243 7 років тому +6300

    Conan does not respect or understand my emotions nor the arousal the sensual gratification I feel in me when I look at this master piece

    • @christinah6972
      @christinah6972 5 років тому +228

      You speak so elegantly I love it

    • @baybrothersfishingandhunti9776
      @baybrothersfishingandhunti9776 4 роки тому +43

      Creep

    • @user-kl2zu9mg9q
      @user-kl2zu9mg9q 4 роки тому +14

      wtf even xDD ahahahaah

    • @occipitalneuralgia2339
      @occipitalneuralgia2339 4 роки тому +51

      I really hope you are really like this, and not choosing to fake a person with Aspergers Autism for the sake of comedy. You are quite a fascinating individual , and be proud of being Autistic. If you both are faking this persona, it just endorses a-holes watching to be bullies towards those with neurological differences. As ever more children are born with autism, someday we will all wonder what is “normal?”

    • @MediumRareGirl
      @MediumRareGirl 4 роки тому +30

      Prepare his body in various ways so that, he won't do this ever to a fake Italian.

  • @timothypickarski5234
    @timothypickarski5234 4 роки тому +2875

    I felt bad for Jordan on this one all he’s trying to do is enjoy his cool Darth Vader mask and this very tall leprechaun is absolutely laying into him.

    • @wafflensyrup
      @wafflensyrup 4 роки тому +16

      Timothy Pickarski it’s scripted

    • @waylonjones2813
      @waylonjones2813 4 роки тому +123

      Leprechaun...?! What is that? Is that like an anti-Irish slam?

    • @wafflensyrup
      @wafflensyrup 4 роки тому +3

      Revolver Ocelot yes it is

    • @igormorozov666
      @igormorozov666 4 роки тому +13

      It's all part of the show. Relax

    • @meghanwrosch2757
      @meghanwrosch2757 4 роки тому +6

      Darth Vader is a fictional character. Leprechauns are fictional. Conan is not. It’s an act. Sheesh. Relax.

  • @madnessinisolation
    @madnessinisolation 8 років тому +815

    "Due to your unpredictable nature..."
    You made the right call Jordan.

    • @jhenmoran2
      @jhenmoran2 3 місяці тому

      Then why is jordan wearing gloves also? Logical fallacy.

  • @turdferguson9452
    @turdferguson9452 8 років тому +3060

    Jordan is very passionate about what he loves.

    • @maryhope1474
      @maryhope1474 8 років тому +73

      That must mean Jordan can feel emotions. This is a huge breakthrough!

    • @dabodeh2201
      @dabodeh2201 8 років тому +33

      +Jacques the Comic The script for emotions is working perfectly

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 7 років тому +9

      Jacques the Unfunny Person Of course he can feel emotion. He just choose not to show it to other people. I can relate quite well with him.

    • @Sugoisheesh2244
      @Sugoisheesh2244 6 років тому

      UA-cam Commenter 歐

    • @alphabanjaxedbanshee7034
      @alphabanjaxedbanshee7034 6 років тому

      To a very 'I hate everyone' style

  • @ChrisRayGun
    @ChrisRayGun 6 років тому +1270

    "These are benevolent pursuits."

    • @nate6360
      @nate6360 4 роки тому +3

      uploading is also a benevolent pursuit.
      jk youve actually been great with uploads recently

    • @sinphus
      @sinphus 4 роки тому

      Chris Ray Gun ua-cam.com/video/RyLT-MNkszc/v-deo.html

    • @joetec6674
      @joetec6674 4 роки тому +3

      Hey it's the Puerto Rican god himself. Love ya Chris :)

    • @scsi_joe
      @scsi_joe 4 роки тому +4

      ""These are benevolent pursuits."
      'benevolent' is a bit of a stretch...

    • @NandiCollector
      @NandiCollector 3 роки тому +1

      *4:45** they predicted 2020! LMAO*

  • @stephman3154
    @stephman3154 8 років тому +582

    Jordan Schlansky should do an education series bc I actually started learning stuff when he was speaking

    • @cable5032
      @cable5032 8 років тому +3

      exactly

    • @carlosgomezzzzzzz
      @carlosgomezzzzzzz 8 років тому +3

      he knows a lot of stuff

    • @muterecord58
      @muterecord58 8 років тому +21

      +Steph Man "Jordan Shlansky present's Fun With Flags"

    • @andyandyKZ
      @andyandyKZ 8 років тому +7

      +Steph Man i know, like the thing about soap...?

    • @MaffeMitchel
      @MaffeMitchel 8 років тому +2

      +andyandyKZ it's true. you've never noticed when you're under the shower or in bath that some of the water drops get trapped on your body? anyway i like to finish what he was about to say before he was interrupted: that soap is an emulsifier that bonds the oil on your skin so it will mixture with water instead of deflecting it (so soap is not just used simply for hygiene but over time waste also)

  • @fordis2
    @fordis2 8 років тому +398

    Can we just get a Conan and Jordan Movie already?

    • @blitzy7961
      @blitzy7961 8 років тому +11

      Also starring Timothy Olyphant & Bill Burr.

    • @Vendrix86
      @Vendrix86 8 років тому +2

      +The SJP City as well as Harrison Ford, Steve Yeun, and Jeff Goldblum

    • @yurei0624
      @yurei0624 8 років тому +4

      guest staring pierre bernard

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 років тому +5

      Eww no.

    • @fordis2
      @fordis2 8 років тому

      ***** lol let's not get too ahead of ourselves...
      patience is a virtue

  • @amanpanda4497
    @amanpanda4497 4 роки тому +110

    I love Jordans passion. I don't care if he's playing an over exaggerated version of himself. His assessments are always on point. His research and focus on quality is amazing.

    • @than0zZ
      @than0zZ Рік тому

      Always on point. Like when he answered "what does espresso mean"? 🤔

    • @rhysioeren3203
      @rhysioeren3203 10 місяців тому +1

      I don't think he was exaggerating, as a star wars fan myself, I could guarantee I would be as careful as he was with this helmet, specially if it is a unique version of it which I believe was the point of the whole thing.

  • @UberNeuman
    @UberNeuman 8 років тому +2414

    Sorry, Conan. I'm on Team Schlansky.
    TEAM SCHLANSKY!!!!!

    • @Drudeed
      @Drudeed 8 років тому +4

      +UberNeuman TEAM SCHLANSKY FOREVER!

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 років тому +45

      I think I should have my own show.

    • @h4ppyc8mp3r2
      @h4ppyc8mp3r2 8 років тому +4

      +Jordan Schlansky I'd watch it 😉

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 років тому +36

      And it will be on NBC.

    • @marvinuhilarious
      @marvinuhilarious 8 років тому +1

      How 'bout C-Span.

  • @MegaWesen
    @MegaWesen 8 років тому +950

    Schlansky never fails to cheer me up... in various ways...

    • @vash347
      @vash347 8 років тому +45

      but does he arouse you....

    • @MegaWesen
      @MegaWesen 8 років тому +90

      I believe thats a private matter

    • @ashtree8868
      @ashtree8868 8 років тому +23

      +vash347 sexually or sensually

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 6 років тому +1

      Ash Tree probably both

    • @lee9333
      @lee9333 5 років тому +5

      I feel that way when grooming my body

  • @UGHITSJOE
    @UGHITSJOE 6 років тому +841

    I am OBSESSED with these videos hahaha

  • @JackSather
    @JackSather 8 років тому +224

    anyone else get slightly disgruntled when Conan cut off Jordan while talking about soap? I was genuinely interested haha

  • @jacobprigmore1301
    @jacobprigmore1301 8 років тому +307

    Jordan Schlansky gives me life.

    • @sartanko
      @sartanko 8 років тому +5

      +JMPHeinz 57
      So that's why he's so completely and utterly devoid of it himself!

    • @jacobprigmore1301
      @jacobprigmore1301 8 років тому

      +Dan Slash lol

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 років тому +4

      +Woozlewuzzleable I do not condone to this..

    • @starxhilmie
      @starxhilmie 8 років тому

      +JMPHeinz 57 sorry Spidey, you look like crayon drawing in the movie, just sayin

  • @schec1015
    @schec1015 4 роки тому +100

    "There's an implication of judgement, here." I'm gonna start using that when people ask me about my tastes.

  • @happybunnywabbit
    @happybunnywabbit 8 років тому +469

    I actually thought conan would break the helmet...

    • @ihurricane7
      @ihurricane7 8 років тому +8

      same

    • @daviddaaannggg
      @daviddaaannggg 8 років тому +2

      +Ed sheeran Harrison Ford would've lmao

    • @VexedFilms
      @VexedFilms 8 років тому +15

      +Ed sheeran That would be a friendship ender right there

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 8 років тому +8

      +daviddaaannggg Harrison: "that would make it more valuable."

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 8 років тому +11

      Conan's an arsehole, not a monster.

  • @Jaximillion1
    @Jaximillion1 8 років тому +234

    I can never tell if Jordan is actually like this, or if he's such a good actor that he can resist the urge to laugh and keep in character!

    • @zanebrown1728
      @zanebrown1728 8 років тому +33

      I'm 80% sure that he is just like this

    • @haikusfrombuddha
      @haikusfrombuddha 8 років тому +68

      +Jax The Jackal Team CoCo staffers did an AMA and shared that he really is like that except he plays it up a little bit more in front of the camera.

    • @blueeyesaf
      @blueeyesaf 8 років тому +6

      +Jax The Jackal There was a remote, I can't remember which one, where there was a bit where he broke and laughed and acted normal. I imagine that he CAN be like this, though less severe, but I doubt this is how he is all the time or that he's ever actually this odd.

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 років тому +32

      I'm just like this. I 'keep it real'. I think that's what the cool kids say.

    • @zanebrown1728
      @zanebrown1728 8 років тому +5

      +Jordan Schlansky if only you were the real schlansky

  • @cameronschmit6472
    @cameronschmit6472 5 років тому +164

    I love how Conan is making fun of Jordan for being a star wars nerd, but then he said that the guy's username was jubjub86, which is actually a pretty deep cut. It's a reference to a noise one of the Ewoks makes in ROTJ.

    • @GNWP67
      @GNWP67 4 роки тому +2

      dalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

    • @josephmartin4727
      @josephmartin4727 4 роки тому

      Cameron Schmit French Mediterranean dish

    • @SniffyPoo
      @SniffyPoo 3 роки тому +3

      that's the whole point, shame those who get it

    • @IamBrixTM
      @IamBrixTM 3 роки тому +4

      You mean yub nub? I think Conan just generalizes fantasy/scific names as a joke. He's used that specific one in other non-star wars vids before iirc.

    • @ColonelSandurz
      @ColonelSandurz 3 роки тому +12

      Jub-Jub is also the name of Patty and Selma's pet iguana. I wonder if Conan was the writer during those episodes.

  • @betsykirkland418
    @betsykirkland418 8 років тому +688

    I legitimately wanted to hear what Jordan was saying about oils and the skin and germs..haha

    • @divefraggle
      @divefraggle 5 років тому +15

      Yeah, just when it was getting good.

    • @PokeySoggybottom
      @PokeySoggybottom 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/wTuRmwSkuzQ/v-deo.html

    • @sinphus
      @sinphus 4 роки тому

      Betsy Kirkland ua-cam.com/video/RyLT-MNkszc/v-deo.html

    • @paxas03
      @paxas03 4 роки тому +1

      Dirt and pathogens stik to the fats, our skin release fat on the surface, and soap remove fats, so remove the gems, also destroys the virus because their surface have lipids (fats), on their composition.

  • @Vicvines
    @Vicvines 8 років тому +939

    Jordan Schlansky's wikipedia page says, when talking about his youtube videos, "They are frequently among the most popular clips on UA-cam."

    • @billyrigby4839
      @billyrigby4839 6 років тому +88

      Oh god, of course, he edited his own Wiki page lol

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 6 років тому +94

      Lmao, sounds just like him. The calmest and most analytical way to slightly stroke your ego I've ever seen, lol. Perfect Schlansky.

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 6 років тому +2

      lolol

    • @bentrask8399
      @bentrask8399 6 років тому

      Deathbrewer 8

    • @Ongoingwhy
      @Ongoingwhy 6 років тому +17

      I believe the man sips on a glass of wine as he peruses comments on his youtube videos.

  • @livegun5572
    @livegun5572 4 роки тому +75

    i was worried about that helmet with Conan around. i was holding my breath

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 роки тому +5

      It's hilarious how the audience actually went “ohhh nooo...” @4:09 when Conan swore to Jordan he won't damage it. Lmao.

  • @gabdominates
    @gabdominates 8 років тому +339

    Whichever jacket comes to replace this one has big shoes to fill

    • @arblahblah
      @arblahblah 8 років тому +15

      +gabdominates conan better be buried in that jacket

    • @gabdominates
      @gabdominates 8 років тому +6

      +Ron Burgundy I think anything else would be a dishonor. ✊

    • @djcammykooma
      @djcammykooma 8 років тому +5

      +gabdominates what do you mean shoes? its a jacket

    • @irrationalman2363
      @irrationalman2363 8 років тому +6

      +Cameron Lee maybe "big shoulders to fill" would be more fitting

    • @Erebus66
      @Erebus66 8 років тому +11

      +gabdominates I'm sure Jordan would say that the Jacket "suits him adequately" without any pun or judgement intended.

  • @EngineeringExplained
    @EngineeringExplained 8 років тому +2152

    When's Schlansky gonna do a car review?!

    • @mr.chipwhitley8770
      @mr.chipwhitley8770 8 років тому +11

      +Engineering Explained ... for a Prius most likely lol

    • @Zebrahead6000
      @Zebrahead6000 8 років тому +54

      +Mr. Chip Whitley He actually rides a vespa, no joke.

    • @mr.chipwhitley8770
      @mr.chipwhitley8770 8 років тому +16

      Zebra Oh hell, haha! I remember when he came in late to work on it.

    • @digitalproductions4758
      @digitalproductions4758 8 років тому +18

      +Engineering Explained Hello everyone and welcome!

    • @migueltejada619
      @migueltejada619 7 років тому +12

      Can we get jordan schlanksy to do a walkaround/review of his vespa, and why he chooses to ride it

  • @orpa007
    @orpa007 6 років тому +67

    "Due to your unpredictable nature."
    Aw man

  • @Vicvines
    @Vicvines 8 років тому +1632

    I only clicked on this because Jordan is in it.

    • @JS-xu8es
      @JS-xu8es 5 років тому +1

      Dude same i like his personality so much that makes him special😊😊😊😊

    • @annieryan1481
      @annieryan1481 5 років тому

      Me too.

    • @leontrotsky3715
      @leontrotsky3715 5 років тому

      same here pal

  • @tMatt5M
    @tMatt5M 8 років тому +178

    I was actually curious to learn about the different versions of the helmet.

    • @ticler
      @ticler 8 років тому +21

      +tMattLZ You should contact JubJub87 on Nerdnet

    • @gavilesm
      @gavilesm 8 років тому +6

      +TiCLer JubJub86*

    • @YourAchillesHeel
      @YourAchillesHeel 8 років тому +2

      +Blackhawk51806 soap makes the particles smaller so they can slip through crevices, joining with the water and off the subject in cleaning

    • @greenchilli4216
      @greenchilli4216 8 років тому

      Just kidding.

    • @walterwoods
      @walterwoods 8 років тому

      check out the Replica Prop Forum. the guys on there do amazing work.

  • @reginaphalange2637
    @reginaphalange2637 4 роки тому +67

    It’s amazing how many remotes Jordan is able to be in given all his various tasks

  • @Lorem_ipsum123
    @Lorem_ipsum123 8 років тому +340

    Jordan Schlansky for President

    • @myazimmer9490
      @myazimmer9490 8 років тому +2

      AGREED!!!

    • @LizardSquid6969
      @LizardSquid6969 8 років тому +2

      yes

    • @oledevo
      @oledevo 8 років тому +14

      +Lorem_ipsum He would not like to be in a position where lethal firearms are carried by other homo sapiens around his body at all times due to the mental stress on his cerebral cortex.

    • @wennethicus5212
      @wennethicus5212 8 років тому +5

      We know he'd be better than Trump!

    • @tsukishimakei1955
      @tsukishimakei1955 7 років тому +62

      "what is your job as president?"
      "I have various responsibilities"

  • @AKABoondock19
    @AKABoondock19 8 років тому +251

    THANK YOU TEAM COCO FOR GETTING US LOTS OF NEW JORDAN VIDS!!!

  • @Gpob89
    @Gpob89 4 роки тому +293

    “These are benevolent pursuits.”

    • @treehuggerkyle
      @treehuggerkyle 4 роки тому +3

      Grant O'Brien That’s where I lost it 🤣

    • @AntonioJay1204
      @AntonioJay1204 4 роки тому +1

      Translating "Yes, I was looking through the geeky websites in the office."

  • @LegionIvory
    @LegionIvory 8 років тому +1602

    Little by little, Jordan slowly breaks.

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 років тому +294

      No I dont

    • @normaalberto5509
      @normaalberto5509 8 років тому

      +Jordan Schlansky 😂😂😂

    • @CartoonGoat
      @CartoonGoat 8 років тому +4

      +Jordan Schlank You are awesome...

    • @nichollsalazar6413
      @nichollsalazar6413 8 років тому +1

      +Jordan Schlansky HI Jordan 😆

    • @foxman105
      @foxman105 8 років тому +6

      +Legion Ivory Jordan will one day become a real boy!

  • @williamjameslehy1341
    @williamjameslehy1341 8 років тому +132

    I'm SO glad that Jordan segments are back. I was afraid that he'd gone back to his home planet.

  • @robertjensen1048
    @robertjensen1048 5 років тому +36

    "Due to your unpredictable nature" HAHAHHAHAH Yep, Jordan has Conan all figured out.

  • @Regina-Phalange
    @Regina-Phalange 8 років тому +354

    OHMYGOSH!! I felt sooo bad for Jordan when Harrison Ford broke his Millennium Falcon. I am glad this time he was more cautious!

    • @dillclinton4379
      @dillclinton4379 7 років тому +3

      always wondered if that was real

    • @Regina-Phalange
      @Regina-Phalange 7 років тому +11

      Dill Clinton If it was really, it would have shattered his heart into as many pieces and the broken Millennium Falcon

    • @tommywilliams8170
      @tommywilliams8170 7 років тому +4

      Regina Phalange Real or fake it was so funny. As is all of the Jordan videos.

    • @andrewrhoades9401
      @andrewrhoades9401 7 років тому +56

      +Dill Clinton It's gotta be fake. I can't imagine Harrison Ford, or Conan for that matter, being that rude. I'm sure it was a fake Falcon and Jordan got another one signed.

    • @paladinheadquarters7776
      @paladinheadquarters7776 5 років тому +12

      I think it was scripted a bit. Or semi, with a bit of improvising. However Jordan new it was going to happen I think

  • @Azrael095
    @Azrael095 8 років тому +35

    Just give Jordan his own show already. That man is awesome. I could listen to him talk about anything for hours. Just imagine Jordan talking about various (wink wink) subjects for half an hour!

    • @woodrowscott4807
      @woodrowscott4807 8 років тому +1

      It'd get pretty stupid if Conan wasn't there insulting him or giving weird facial expressions

  • @Ghouse666
    @Ghouse666 6 років тому +41

    Conan and Jordan have some of the best on screen chemistry I've ever seen.

  • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
    @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 років тому +66

    I kinda wished I knew Jordan in real life. I don't find his endless stream of fact based conversations boring at all. On the contrary, I'd be more than happy to listen to him; he's like the abridged audiobook of Wikipedia.

    • @natedoggydogg247
      @natedoggydogg247 8 років тому +4

      +Mikhail Kalashnikov You say that now, but if you had to deal with him on a day to day basis you might change your tune, lol.

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 років тому +5

      ***** Well don't we all get tired of hanging out with just about anyone for too long though?

    • @matthewchow4991
      @matthewchow4991 8 років тому

      +Mikhail Kalashnikov Yes but he is not friendly.

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 років тому

      Matt Chow I met him in person at San Diego Comic Con last year, and I found him to be pretty friendly, happy to take photos with people who asked. He just behaved a little robotic, but he certainly has the capability to smile.

  • @The8347135
    @The8347135 7 років тому +471

    Jordan as a young child:
    "I am indifferent to this motion picture that is currently being displayed on the screen at this current moment"

    • @gameshock3897
      @gameshock3897 4 роки тому +3

      You need more likes, and you need them now.

    • @Zambicus
      @Zambicus 4 роки тому +15

      "But what a compelling piece of cinematic sculpting artistry."

    • @sinphus
      @sinphus 4 роки тому

      The8347135 ua-cam.com/video/RyLT-MNkszc/v-deo.html

  • @llVIU
    @llVIU 4 роки тому +301

    in Jordan's defence, There was a good chance that Conan would've wanted to destroy that helmet. I mean the other video that I looked at, he just randomly destroyed 3 office chairs because one of them was squeeking.

    • @original_golden_egg
      @original_golden_egg 6 місяців тому

      He absolutely would've destroyed the helmet if them just looking at it wasn't even funnier.

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 8 років тому +64

    Jordan Schlansky meeting Karl Pilkington would be like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.
    Someone make this happen!

    • @011KiKi
      @011KiKi 8 років тому

      +Smaakjeks K Yes! Someone needs to make that happen.

    • @DanimalsDioramas
      @DanimalsDioramas 8 років тому +4

      I can see it now:
      "what do you mean maybe? It's just a Halloween mask you won't wear. And you won't let me touch it. What's bloody wrong with you?"

    • @rbeck3200tb40
      @rbeck3200tb40 8 років тому +1

      +Smaakjeks K
      Someone make Jordan Schlansky, Karl Pilkington and Warwick Davis re tile Warwick's tiny kitchen then film it

  • @joewouldknow
    @joewouldknow 8 років тому +408

    I'm starting to realize I really only like long remotes, Jordan Shlansky, and Clueless gamer.

    • @katyaolivan6085
      @katyaolivan6085 8 років тому +1

      me tooo

    • @Vendrix86
      @Vendrix86 8 років тому +1

      +Joseph Kroon some guests are hilarious. Clueless gamer is hit or miss for me. Aaron is too annoying

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 років тому +34

      Thank you.

    • @alen_egret5815
      @alen_egret5815 8 років тому +1

      +Jordan Schlansky You probably are not the real Jordan Schlansky but, I really like you !!!

    • @CaptainWangChi
      @CaptainWangChi 8 років тому

      And scraps

  • @joncarpenter9589
    @joncarpenter9589 4 роки тому +45

    We need more Jordan Schlansky & we need him weekly.

  • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
    @dingdingdingdiiiiing 8 років тому +150

    I'm a simple man, I see Jordan Schlansky, I click

    • @chaseb5376
      @chaseb5376 8 років тому +9

      I'm a simple man. I see a popular comment, I copy it with little changes.

    • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
      @dingdingdingdiiiiing 8 років тому

      too long, did not read

    • @vonfranko
      @vonfranko 8 років тому

      I'm a simpler man, tldr.

    • @JoeShopper
      @JoeShopper 8 років тому

      +vonfranko - I am a simpleton.

    • @chaseb5376
      @chaseb5376 8 років тому

      +dingdingdingdiiiiing only 5 words longer than yours lol nice try though.

  • @sten260
    @sten260 7 років тому +242

    I like him a lot, he stays confident, always has an answer to everything and conan bullshitting him means nothing to him, seems like an intelligent guy

    • @wafflensyrup
      @wafflensyrup 4 роки тому +1

      sten260 it’s scripted

    • @kazyle3897
      @kazyle3897 4 роки тому +8

      Blows me away people cant tell this is scripted

    • @therealitalianstallon7256
      @therealitalianstallon7256 3 роки тому +6

      @saul it’s scripted but Jordan is actually kinda like irl although he has a character and has broken character many times

    • @DJ-ov2it
      @DJ-ov2it 2 роки тому +1

      @@kazyle3897 because it isnt. watch the livestream about italy. some people are just gifted at coming up with witty and well formulated sentences.

    • @DJ-ov2it
      @DJ-ov2it 2 роки тому

      ​@@wafflensyrup nah

  • @RyanDenzerKing
    @RyanDenzerKing 6 років тому +6

    Conan's "what??" at 2:25 is why I love Jordan Schlansky clips.

  • @TheFancyRoman
    @TheFancyRoman 8 років тому +137

    When they opened the box I was thinking "Dont do it Conan!"

    • @700Penguin
      @700Penguin 8 років тому +11

      I was literally thinking "Do it" in Palpatine's voice.

  • @tobynagreanu
    @tobynagreanu 8 років тому +507

    I think the reason why Jordan was afraid of opening up the box and showing it off was due to the past incidence when Harrison ford shattered his Millennium Falcon into pieces.

    • @greimalkin
      @greimalkin 8 років тому +4

      oh yeah

    • @ToBeIsWasWere
      @ToBeIsWasWere 8 років тому +8

      "his" millenium falcon

    • @greimalkin
      @greimalkin 8 років тому +1

      was it not his?

    • @ToBeIsWasWere
      @ToBeIsWasWere 8 років тому +13

      +greimalkin wait, you really thought this was all real? It's television

    • @greimalkin
      @greimalkin 8 років тому +5

      ? i think there is some basis i truth somewhere. for example, do you think he is not a star wars fan at all?

  • @Ging_10
    @Ging_10 6 років тому +68

    If Jordan had his own show, TV series, or documentary...I would watch it anytime even if it was airing for 5 hours straight.

    • @kaisershen107
      @kaisershen107 2 роки тому +3

      It’s gotta be done with Conan

    • @SleepingAcid
      @SleepingAcid Рік тому

      5 hours straight? You mean they had to cut it down?

    • @alosim1541
      @alosim1541 Рік тому

      Thing is it’d have to be with Conan. His reactions to Jordan’s isms are what make the comedy work. Jordan by himself would not nearly be as fun

  • @T1000AX
    @T1000AX 8 років тому +2388

    I was interested in the soap story lol

    • @BenDover_Jr
      @BenDover_Jr 8 років тому +50

      Soap makes hands clean. I simplified it for you.

    • @KaioKenCanadian
      @KaioKenCanadian 8 років тому +17

      +T1000AX me too it sounded really interesting

    • @K1ngNoctisXIII
      @K1ngNoctisXIII 8 років тому +4

      +T1000AX Tyler Durden needs to speak with you.

    • @KaioKenCanadian
      @KaioKenCanadian 8 років тому

      thats ominous

    • @TeamCoco
      @TeamCoco  8 років тому +112

      +T1000AX emulsion

  • @ryndym
    @ryndym 8 років тому +66

    I have no idea what to do with my life when there's no new Jordan clips to watch.

    • @GNWP67
      @GNWP67 4 роки тому

      I'm lost without a Jordan.

    • @VideoGameFX
      @VideoGameFX 4 роки тому

      Me too

  • @earlsmith7428
    @earlsmith7428 4 роки тому +28

    Due to your "unpredictable nature." That's one of the best lines Jordan has ever given.

  • @MACabral3
    @MACabral3 8 років тому +57

    am I the only one who was fascinated and not completely making fun of Jordan

    • @BrentWigginsWords
      @BrentWigginsWords 8 років тому +2

      +Marcus I didn't thumbs up your comment to say that you were the only one, I thumbed up to say you are not alone in your comment about Jordan.

    • @MACabral3
      @MACabral3 8 років тому +1

      +Brent Wiggins lol thanks for clarifying

    • @BrentWigginsWords
      @BrentWigginsWords 8 років тому +1

      Marcus No problem, it had to be stated otherwise :D

    • @JoeShopper
      @JoeShopper 8 років тому +6

      +Marcus - I like Jordan. He is the closest thing to a real Vulcan that I have seen. I don't mean that as an insult, I admire the guy.
      His yin-yang dynamic with Conan is incredible.

  • @kingoftheyouth5537
    @kingoftheyouth5537 8 років тому +612

    Conan please do more skit with Jordan Schlansky or Sona Movsesian or Diana or Ice Cube or Kevin Hart or game reviews with Aaron. These celebrity guests are limiting your comedy.

    • @JD-yy7yo
      @JD-yy7yo 8 років тому +1

      agree

    • @PapagenoMF
      @PapagenoMF 8 років тому +1

      +Farhann Phoneyy Why can't he do both?

    • @intorsusvolo7834
      @intorsusvolo7834 8 років тому +3

      +Farhann Phony and Pierre Bernard please

    • @kingoftheyouth5537
      @kingoftheyouth5537 8 років тому +3

      +Mo Hahaha I dont know. Maybe he should do more of these for the future. I had so much fun watching him and his staffs or interns than watching him interviews celebs that I dont even know

    • @kingoftheyouth5537
      @kingoftheyouth5537 8 років тому

      +Intorsus Volo Agree the sex doll video is really funny

  • @ZachTheGuinepig
    @ZachTheGuinepig 4 роки тому +92

    “Do you become aroused when you put on this helmet?”
    ...
    “YEs”
    “....Wh-What?!”

    • @jacobdietz9938
      @jacobdietz9938 4 роки тому

      The real shock in Conan’s voice is hilarious because that’s the last answered he expected.

    • @0ldCat
      @0ldCat 3 роки тому

      Jordan was alluding to different kind of arousal which was not in any way sexual in nature.
      It is a mental stimulation that releases endorphins produced by happy realization of having gained a possession of an item that one prizes highly and sought after diligently for a long time. The happiness of a collector who obtained a rare item precious to him.
      But Conan's mind was in the gutter, as usual 😹

  • @mkingmk
    @mkingmk 8 років тому +72

    I really wanted conan to wear the mAsk and make fun of jordan while wearing it

    • @albhtan
      @albhtan 8 років тому +35

      +Mohit Kohli but that would damage the mask

    • @mkingmk
      @mkingmk 8 років тому

      albhtan hahaha

    • @ConsumeristScroffa
      @ConsumeristScroffa 8 років тому +3

      +Mohit Kohli Sorry to disappoint you.

    • @Solidude
      @Solidude 8 років тому +1

      +Mohit Kohli yep, was expecting something like that too

  • @ALLMUTANTER
    @ALLMUTANTER 8 років тому +14

    The entertaining part is how annoyed Conan is, but how much everyone else appreciates Jordan's personality!

  • @AArco-vc1jj
    @AArco-vc1jj 5 років тому +45

    Too bad he'll never get an Oscar since he's not an actor.
    He could have had various roles in multiple casts.
    Say various things and undertake diversified tasks.

    • @afz902k
      @afz902k 3 роки тому +1

      He would succeed in achieving a plethora of thespian related goals and realizing a wide array of consequential factors conducive to the development of his present character at the time of both rehearsal and live video capture amidst cast and crew

  • @Darkteen75
    @Darkteen75 8 років тому +47

    Jordan and Andy should do a remote together.

  • @vabp8985
    @vabp8985 8 років тому +153

    Conan and Jordan visit Italy please make it happen!

  • @cidie1
    @cidie1 2 роки тому +15

    Conan is mostly always really fun but Jordan's parts are all consistently just great, he's a fascinating guy!

    • @iAnasazi
      @iAnasazi 9 місяців тому

      "Mostly always" 🤔

    • @benpdr10
      @benpdr10 8 місяців тому

      nah they both are equally funny

  • @alishanmao
    @alishanmao 7 років тому +309

    how can Jordan Control his laugh and smile :D He is paid to keep serious face

    • @stephaniemoore1930
      @stephaniemoore1930 4 роки тому +7

      Autism

    • @Aleks-js6ki
      @Aleks-js6ki 3 роки тому +6

      @@stephaniemoore1930 bruh

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 3 роки тому +15

      @@stephaniemoore1930 Autistic people can easily laugh, moron

    • @myeyesaredrymylove
      @myeyesaredrymylove 3 роки тому +7

      @@jeremyc9593 Autistic people have different personalities... In fact, everyone has different personalities. Autistic people can easily laugh, but not all.

    • @mondongo9323
      @mondongo9323 3 роки тому +1

      @Bachelor Bored he must be living good since i guess conan pays him more just to make fun of him.

  • @ukno918
    @ukno918 8 років тому +27

    Behind that surgical mask, concealed, is a smile.

  • @impossible7163
    @impossible7163 5 років тому +19

    "There's an implication of judgement here." Thank you, Jordan. I am going to steal that. :D

  • @screwcharlie154
    @screwcharlie154 7 років тому +394

    please Conan, bring back Jordan Schlansky!!

  • @SuperFastEddies
    @SuperFastEddies 7 років тому +18

    1:17 thats an underrated Schlansky quote.

  • @oceangang2100
    @oceangang2100 4 роки тому +284

    Jordan was ready for the coronavirus

    • @kristiankociski9281
      @kristiankociski9281 3 роки тому +8

      Corona can't survive his emptiness anyway

    • @0ldCat
      @0ldCat 3 роки тому +16

      He was prepared for CORONA in various ways

    • @my0p1n10nst1nks
      @my0p1n10nst1nks 2 роки тому +1

      @@0ldCat, he completed numerous tasks of a varietable nature in order to take the necessary precautions.

  • @THEEEYeti
    @THEEEYeti 8 років тому +36

    Jordan is so good at playing this straight, but still being funny even then.

  • @herbert_ACAB
    @herbert_ACAB 8 років тому +133

    Is it me or did anyone else think that Conan was gonna destroy it like the Millennium Falcon and feel bad?

    • @BigPimp14
      @BigPimp14 8 років тому +1

      It was actually Harrison ford who had the mini stroke but that still would have been hilarious.

    • @herbert_ACAB
      @herbert_ACAB 8 років тому

      BigPimp14 It WAS Ford, I know. But I don't think that was his own idea. Surely Conan was behind it.

    • @jguo52
      @jguo52 8 років тому

      +Abdul Hassan I wonder if Jordan got to put it all back or whether pieces were missing.

    • @marmiteghost
      @marmiteghost 8 років тому

      +Abdul Hassan
      nah it was totally ford's idea. watch him on fallon, he has a knack for destroying memorabilia

  • @MrChannelnamehere
    @MrChannelnamehere 5 років тому +20

    Conan's nerd voice gets me everytime..

  • @gabea.458
    @gabea.458 8 років тому +1485

    I don't blame Jordan, Conan destroyed his Millennium Falcon!

    • @vietorkoreen
      @vietorkoreen 8 років тому +45

      +Gabe Armijo That was scripted.

    • @ronbrown8611
      @ronbrown8611 8 років тому +3

      +vietorkoreen how do you know?

    • @josephrollason1960
      @josephrollason1960 7 років тому +103

      It was actally Harison Ford who destroyed it and it was scripted

    • @Calakapepe
      @Calakapepe 6 років тому +22

      Oxanes Ox if it wasn't scripted them I feel really bad for Jordan..

    • @MrBenedick14
      @MrBenedick14 6 років тому +14

      Gabe Armijo dude that was very obvious it was part of the sript.. Jordan character is a part of the show,.. One thing is for sure that jordan is a true producer

  • @SHADE_VU
    @SHADE_VU 8 років тому +184

    There a reason why Jordan Schlansky keep all of his belonging in the box because Conan O' Brian unpredictable nature to ruin his office in various ways.

  • @WiskeyFire
    @WiskeyFire 5 років тому +93

    I was interested in actually learning how soap works :( 4:29

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 4 роки тому

      lol in high school, we had to write a report & speech about a random subject. I got soap, & got an A++ 😊
      (cream soap, lipids, surfactants, all that stuff...)

    • @Autotrope
      @Autotrope 4 роки тому +7

      Detergents stop oils and fats from sticking together essentially breaking oily stuff up and letting water penetrate, the reason soaps cleanse your skin is they break up the oils and fats that make dirt stick to things. You then have to still rinse and wipe the contaminants off, but the detergents have already loosened them making them easily wash off in the water

  • @JJJosh949
    @JJJosh949 8 років тому +124

    If he is an actor... This guy never breaks character!

  • @joejackson4202
    @joejackson4202 8 років тому +54

    Jordan needs his own show.

  • @Harmlessgamers2893
    @Harmlessgamers2893 6 років тому +6

    "Alright. I'm stopping you there cuz i've been with you and i know that you're going down a rabbit hole and we're not coming out for 6 years." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Eoinster
    @Eoinster 8 років тому +119

    Not to be a Jordan here, but I don't think that is a 1977 sculpt, the original had red eye lenses and an asymmetrical breathing apparatus.

    • @nthnlzhang
      @nthnlzhang 8 років тому +19

      +Kuwago Nite thats deep bro

    • @neerajshukla
      @neerajshukla 8 років тому +5

      +Eoinster welcome to the comments section Jubjub!

    • @Eoinster
      @Eoinster 8 років тому +1

      Trixi trxi Shall I continue?

    • @jonathanvillalobos7994
      @jonathanvillalobos7994 8 років тому +1

      +Kuwago Nite no some people die together, like my friends all died in the same car accident.

    • @ethanmorgaan
      @ethanmorgaan 8 років тому +2

      +Jonathan Villalobos I can vouch too, I was driving the other car

  • @LordOfDays
    @LordOfDays 8 років тому +26

    It is amazing that he is a Star Wars fan. Never would have guessed.

    • @Banstick
      @Banstick 8 років тому +16

      +LordOfDays Watch his video where Conan takes him to the ranch. It's amazing. Jordan corrects a worker on so many incorrect movie facts. XD

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 8 років тому +1

      +Banstick Also, there's a remote when Conan finds Star Wars dolls and cufflinks in his office

    • @lintlickers
      @lintlickers 8 років тому

      +LordOfDays watch the harrison ford episode on here, its great

  • @alexbeale3777
    @alexbeale3777 3 роки тому +9

    When Conan said “ what kind of pleasure ?” It would of been great if Jordan said “I’d like that to remain personal”

  • @KpopComplex
    @KpopComplex 8 років тому +30

    lol I was so nervous for Jordan. He's right to take precaution with Conan he is very unpredictable. Luckily this time he respected his property. Love these two together tho

  • @wellesradio
    @wellesradio 8 років тому +18

    I swear it Jordan's face looked homicidal when he contemplated the possibility of Conan harming that helmet.

  • @a154james
    @a154james 4 роки тому +485

    What's so funny about the mask and gloves? That's casual wear nowadays.

  • @thejuiceweasel
    @thejuiceweasel 8 років тому +27

    I can't be the only one who was nervous about Conan pulling a Harrison Ford on that mask. I'm pretty sure that would've done Jordan in.

  • @Salrous
    @Salrous 8 років тому +15

    Best ever Conan episodes is when it's involve Jordan!

  • @avruvimtu2204
    @avruvimtu2204 5 років тому +10

    "Due to your unpredictable nature.." lol Jordan knows Conan is a red flag.

  • @kimsjustice09
    @kimsjustice09 8 років тому +46

    "Due to your unpredictable nature..." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AdrianCarlisle
    @AdrianCarlisle 8 років тому +1277

    One day , one day they will find all the bodies 😏

    • @matejpetkovski490
      @matejpetkovski490 8 років тому +4

      thinking the same thing.

    • @sairen5121
      @sairen5121 8 років тому +32

      Conan's body will be mutilated the most lol

    • @thetylife
      @thetylife 8 років тому +1

      Uh huh........Classic profile.

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 8 років тому +7

      "Those bitches had to die"

    • @hanskern3345
      @hanskern3345 8 років тому +3

      that was the asian looking black doll enthusiast

  • @ericsmith3946
    @ericsmith3946 6 років тому +3

    They should make his product reviews a weekly thing. Conan is hilarious ripping on him and without a beat Jordan continues

  • @kelticsage
    @kelticsage 8 років тому +235

    Jordan has the personality of an institute courser

    • @Thetallmexican
      @Thetallmexican 8 років тому +2

      omg best comment ive seen

    • @RandomGuy5993
      @RandomGuy5993 6 років тому +2

      Haha you hit the nail on the head there. Heres an internet cookie 🍪

    • @Apricottz
      @Apricottz 6 років тому

      I understood that reference

    • @notfried2004
      @notfried2004 6 років тому +2

      His real name is JS-09. The ONLY gen 3 that the Institute kicked out.

    • @Eddieraekwon
      @Eddieraekwon 6 років тому

      Keltic Sage = Museum or Archaeological Exhibit curator/guide

  • @klofrau9331397
    @klofrau9331397 8 років тому +21

    Could you sent Jordan and Conan on an Road Trip please? That would be fun!

    • @Mark-kt5mh
      @Mark-kt5mh 6 років тому +1

      klofrau9331397 Your wish has been granted!!!

  • @lebauex
    @lebauex Рік тому +2

    At 4:42 he predicted when he actually was gonna end hosting on TBS

  • @shadkunt9387
    @shadkunt9387 7 років тому +11

    Is it me or is it just really relaxing to hear Jordan explain things.

  • @supercoolben
    @supercoolben 8 років тому +46

    MORE JORDAN SCHLANKSY !

  • @poormanat-work5401
    @poormanat-work5401 4 роки тому +1

    Need more episodes with Jordan, Jordan and Conan go so great together.This has to be the best clip I’ve seen today with Jordan.

  • @kaisun2222
    @kaisun2222 7 років тому +7

    I hope Jordan can have his own channel so that he can finish his speech every time. I need more Jordan !!!!

  • @kkp4297
    @kkp4297 8 років тому +11

    this guy is a professional at keeping a straight face

  • @lilcobra5593
    @lilcobra5593 4 роки тому +20

    Everyone in 2020:
    5:03

    • @geo865833
      @geo865833 4 роки тому +2

      Thought the same thing lol.

  • @moviemaen
    @moviemaen 8 років тому +10

    2:50 ... and suddenly this comedy bit takes a turn and becomes a serious discussion about the definition of art...