Karl Pilkington on Christmas

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  • @zedooncadhz
    @zedooncadhz 9 років тому +1420

    I find myself inexplicably watching videos of Karl far more often than is normal

    • @pags44
      @pags44 9 років тому +45

      that's because he is AWESOME

    • @DebbieLeighDriver
      @DebbieLeighDriver 8 років тому +12

      +zedooncadhz me too! I think its because we are all like him :)

    • @chronicillz1879
      @chronicillz1879 8 років тому +3

      +zedooncadhz yes, people are suckers for the truth, its the same reason why eminem is the biggest selling rapper of all time
      I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
      Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
      The only difference is I got the balls to say it
      In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all" - eminem

    • @JLGGaming
      @JLGGaming 8 років тому +1

      +Amber Johnston if you're interested in Karl have a look at comedy brink. Their UA-cam channel is all about Karl, Ricky and Steve. They upload vids every day too

    • @chronicillz1879
      @chronicillz1879 8 років тому

      JLG Gaming "comedy brink" is the name?

  • @rowanmelton7643
    @rowanmelton7643 2 роки тому +785

    Karl was born a natural intellectual, but had the upbringing of a simple man. That's what makes him so brilliant, that duality. He's usually right about things, at their core, but he delivers them in such unique way. Mix this with a perfect natural comedic timing, and 1 liners to floor any sitcom writer, and it makes the funniest man on the planet

    • @Josh-oz1mc
      @Josh-oz1mc 2 роки тому +41

      I dont think he understands how much of a gem he really is

    • @ocearbhaill3894
      @ocearbhaill3894 2 роки тому +10

      Perfectly said

    • @martymcfly5528
      @martymcfly5528 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah I agree, he's a bright little fella but the fact he stopped going to school at like age 13 meant he had absolutely no critical thinking skills.

    • @billhawkins192
      @billhawkins192 2 роки тому +17

      @@martymcfly5528 schools do not teach critical thinking. They teach to a set curriculum and teach to pass an exam, not think for yourself.

    • @martymcfly5528
      @martymcfly5528 2 роки тому +6

      @@billhawkins192 eh depends on the subject and the teacher to be fair.

  • @stalk8r
    @stalk8r 9 років тому +577

    Listening to Karl is one insanely entertaining way to waste time. Watching Gervais react to everything Karl says is another.

    • @kaijuk
      @kaijuk 2 роки тому +1

      I feel myself giggling away to it but losing brain cells in the process but cannot look away like a car crash 🤪

  • @dogeycj6189
    @dogeycj6189 10 років тому +333

    this man is probably my favourite human being

  • @zzzscoff5304
    @zzzscoff5304 8 років тому +282

    I love how Ricky always assumes a laughing face even before Karl even begins his sentances.

    • @CaptainSurf
      @CaptainSurf 7 років тому +9

      Zzz Scoff he knows what's coming haha.

    • @Marcelo83uk
      @Marcelo83uk 3 роки тому +21

      He winds him up and sits back waiting for the nonsense to come out :)

    • @ChrisDanceMusic
      @ChrisDanceMusic 2 роки тому

      Hes so funny as hes mental tuned

  • @johnmcenroe1760
    @johnmcenroe1760 8 років тому +111

    Hours long binge watching clips of Karl. Check!

    • @CertifyThis
      @CertifyThis 8 років тому +1

      Christofer Bajen I've been watching every video I can. They are hilarious

  • @DrJones20
    @DrJones20 10 років тому +166

    "Im gonna have this kid in a bit , sort summwhere out"

    • @VLAD_P_
      @VLAD_P_ 5 років тому +6

      hahaha that just came into my thoughts randomly at work today... fucking karl is brilliant

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 5 років тому +9

      Hahahaha, love the idea of Mary saying that in a Manc accent

    • @Dingalow
      @Dingalow 4 роки тому +7

      "She came from Salford"

    • @angeloddrev
      @angeloddrev 4 роки тому +2

      I'd like to think Mary was pro-active like that, but for the fact she was riding around in the middle of nowhere on a donkey.

  • @Masta200
    @Masta200 9 років тому +381

    I do actually agree with Karl on a lot of things. He says what a lot of people are thinking, but too afraid to say.

  • @prezz1257
    @prezz1257 Рік тому +3

    Come back to this every year. Happy Christmas 🎄 🤣

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars 9 років тому +156

    lol "imagine if I bothered writing *this* ?"

  • @lilgit9969
    @lilgit9969 2 роки тому +19

    When I'm feeling down I just watch Karl and all is well with the world again. Perfect cure for depression.

  • @benphillips1231
    @benphillips1231 6 років тому +23

    Was she knockin' about with the three fellas at that point? 😂

  • @angeloddrev
    @angeloddrev 4 роки тому +77

    Tiny Tim, go get a chicken. We all know it's meant to be Turkey, but the fact that in his mind he changed it to chicken and then made the disabled kid go get it is genius!

    • @Cristiolus
      @Cristiolus 2 роки тому +10

      Actually, it was a goose

    • @westbayk2156
      @westbayk2156 2 роки тому +3

      And Tiny Tim couldnt even walk, never mind bring home something for Christmas dinner. It was a random street kid that Scrooge tossed his money to.

  • @WhatIsWithTheSkittle
    @WhatIsWithTheSkittle 11 років тому +16

    People need to stop insulting Ricky and actually thank him for bringing Karl to the lime light, without Ricky so generously giving his friend a job we would have no idea who he was!

  • @gerthinatorgaming5952
    @gerthinatorgaming5952 2 роки тому +12

    11 yrs on and this is still funny 😄

  • @DJMKN93
    @DJMKN93 9 років тому +165

    I watched this for the millionth time just to hear "tiny tim go and get a chicken" 5:04

    • @ZER0--
      @ZER0-- 9 років тому

      +MKN What should he have said ? A turkey ?

    • @DJMKN93
      @DJMKN93 9 років тому +1

      +Paul L I didn't say there was anything wrong with it! The way he said it was fucking hilarious 😂

    • @ZER0--
      @ZER0-- 9 років тому

      MKN No worries. I thought it was because he should have said turkey. And then I would have said "Ha !" it was a goose ! (at least I think it was a goose.)

    • @jennifersaar1611
      @jennifersaar1611 8 років тому +10

      +Paul L - Its not the chicken, it's the fact that Tiny Tim wasn't getting anything because he couldn't hobble two steps. Scrooge pulls some random boy off the street to buy the goose.

    • @bunkerbill
      @bunkerbill 8 років тому

      I just came back for that! Thanks for the time it comes on!

  • @Ethanrobinson99
    @Ethanrobinson99 11 років тому +46

    Mary was 'knocking about' xDDDDD

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 5 років тому +1

      That's how she got pregnant.

  • @DDnufcGamer
    @DDnufcGamer 9 років тому +51

    The reason I like christmas is just watching christmas films and cartoons and the whole build up. Everyone is happy etc all the decorations and christmas pictures they put on chocolate and stuff reminds me of when I was a kid and had no troubles, really it just Fills me full of childlike wonder and dreams... Until about January when you remember everything's still the same shit haha.

    • @LordFrieza848
      @LordFrieza848 2 роки тому +3

      This comment still holds up

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 роки тому +5

      Bollocks. It's the reason I detest christmas. It's just lies and unrealistic expectations designed to make you spend money on shit you don't need and time with people you spend all fucking year avoiding.
      Burn it, I say. Burn it all to Hell!!! 😂
      But seriously, I don't mind Christmas so long as I'm allowed to avoid it. Otherwise it's like spending weeks being jollied along to an interminable work party where you're expected to have fun but not in the way you want to.

  • @mickleem
    @mickleem 6 років тому +19

    I think Karl is one of the most naturally funny people ever. I could watch him all the time and never get fed up.
    I know he’s not into the trappings of fame but come on karl, we need more of you.

  • @spaghetti_legss
    @spaghetti_legss 11 місяців тому +1

    “Tiny Tim, go and get a chicken”
    Best synopsis of A Christmas Carol ever

  • @karoline405
    @karoline405 9 років тому +113

    Karl is so funny, I'd love to be friends with him.

  • @1491Alan
    @1491Alan 2 роки тому +5

    There is no one out there like Karl!! He is one of a kind

  • @JoshuaGilroyRossi
    @JoshuaGilroyRossi 11 років тому +18

    rickys face when karl says its hassle is great

  • @MYSTERON07
    @MYSTERON07 2 роки тому +2

    I think Karl is the only one that doesn't know how brilliant he is. Thankyou Manchester!!!

  • @ProMaxElite
    @ProMaxElite 8 років тому +29

    Three wise Fellas haha

  • @BipolarBowler
    @BipolarBowler 2 роки тому +1

    I loved the weeks off for Christmas vacation

  • @Matt19matt19
    @Matt19matt19 2 роки тому +50

    The thing with Karl is he's right with a lot of things but doesn't express it in the best way. When he says tiny Tim go and get a chicken. I think overall what he means is now, and this is just one example, meat is relatively cheap, so we can have a roast dinner whenever we want to, back in the day, let's just say 100 years ago as a point of reference, it was probably a lot more of a special occasion to have even something such as a roast chicken or a proper cut of meat. So perhaps families would save for a long time to be able to afford a good meal at Christmas. So it meant more to people. Now you can just pop down tesco and get a large chicken for about 4 quid.

    • @uselessaccount9929
      @uselessaccount9929 2 роки тому +2

      What Karl says is actually quite profound, you just have to look for the meaning.

  • @edwardmatthews7402
    @edwardmatthews7402 11 років тому +7

    I love that Ricky introduced Karl to the world

  • @CaptainSurf
    @CaptainSurf 7 років тому +41

    "You're making me look like a div, 'ere!" - Karl's career in a nutshell.

  • @ImMata
    @ImMata Рік тому +1

    Karl's greatest quality is that he always has his own thoughts, he never takes stuff for what it is

  • @Chotabear
    @Chotabear 8 років тому +45

    What Karl says is so true. The best part of Christmas is the food - bigger dinner than usual. Everything else about it is nonsense - the build-up etc Christmas cards are dreadful - I no longer send them and I hate receiving them - they mean nothing !!! What Karl says is always true and it's the way he says it that makes him so funny. His deadpan grumpy expression - Genius !!!

  • @Zerpentile93
    @Zerpentile93 9 років тому +38

    "It was rubbish. It was an old fellow reading out a smelly bible. Really old books."

  • @ryleighs9575
    @ryleighs9575 8 років тому +33

    "Tiny Tim go and get a chicken!"

  • @childoffire1565
    @childoffire1565 2 роки тому +4

    “A star was involved”

  • @bobs1989
    @bobs1989 9 років тому +23

    Christmas has happened get back to work 😂😂

  • @Yakushii
    @Yakushii 3 роки тому +17

    Yeah, I'm with Karl on this. I hate the build-up, and the expectations. I like to lie in when I'm on vacation. I wish everyone would just shut up about "oh we have to do this and that, and visit these people" every day.

  • @fragstainz8668
    @fragstainz8668 8 років тому +27

    "...Something about witches."

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 2 роки тому +1

    2021 after Xmas an Karl is the man still

  • @JakeWilliams283
    @JakeWilliams283 8 років тому +24

    I'm gonna have this kid in a bit, sort somewhere out

  • @LindseyThePirate21
    @LindseyThePirate21 13 років тому +8

    Ricky Gervais' laugh makes my life, every time I hear it. :)

  • @Thorny5718
    @Thorny5718 2 роки тому +5

    “‘Yeah she came from Salford’ haha that fucking killed me.

    • @lsmoulton
      @lsmoulton 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, she was "knocking about" in Salford.

  • @christianazacarias
    @christianazacarias 8 років тому +2

    Best thing to watch before Christmas Eve

  • @jackbonner3056
    @jackbonner3056 10 років тому +8

    "I love easter, no you don't you like eggs you like chocolate you fat little..." I love it how you can hear the people in the background laughing. x'DD

  • @JTK639
    @JTK639 2 роки тому +1

    Classic.You ever feel down.Listen to Carl and Ricky😂😎💎💎💎💎

  • @zloychechen5150
    @zloychechen5150 12 років тому +4

    i like the way gervais always laughs at everything. in my mind, most comedians are quite deadpan, but this one is enjoying his own stuff more than anyone else)

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 4 роки тому +4

    “We’re gonna struggle, it’s Christmas Eve.”
    I love Mary and Joseph struggling to find a hotel to stay in, like its Blackpool

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 2 роки тому

      @@abcxyz53 Blackpool is a popular weekend holiday destination for people in the north

  • @ting280
    @ting280 13 років тому +8

    Karl's a genius. nothing but love for him. i would love to have a chat with him

  • @lisabettini556
    @lisabettini556 9 років тому +1

    I start losing it when Ricky is about to lose it, and locks it up--trying not to laugh, too early, but it starts when he says she was wanderin' about...knockin' around with those three fellers. And Ricky's face (don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh) CLASSIC!

  • @andrewvitale7128
    @andrewvitale7128 2 роки тому +7

    This man is a national treasure! You would be surprised the amount of people just like him it truly scary! Funny but scary.

  • @TrendK1ller
    @TrendK1ller 2 роки тому +1

    We need more people like Karl today more than ever.

  • @dylanlomas8739
    @dylanlomas8739 8 років тому +8

    karl: hurry up and find somewhere im going to have this kid in a bit
    ricky: yea she came from salford hahaa

  • @NeridaWarwick
    @NeridaWarwick 10 років тому +2

    Most innovative comedy act I've ever seen. Never miss their shows

  • @bigmoncrief6071
    @bigmoncrief6071 2 роки тому +7

    The retail industry has put the final nail into the coffin of Christmas in the last decade or so.
    Doing your Christmas shopping in late November used to be regarded as early. Now all the big stores have the Santa hats, tinsel, fake trees, lights and snow domes out in September when we're still having BBQs.
    A four month retail campaign for a two day festival has completely devalued the whole thing.

  • @alegomanYTPs
    @alegomanYTPs 2 роки тому +1

    there's always someone 'knockin about' in any story

  • @mattball7596
    @mattball7596 8 років тому +3

    This is hilarious 😂 got a mate like this and honestly, nm how much you argue, show him facts etc he will not budge XD

  • @adelarsen9776
    @adelarsen9776 2 роки тому +1

    You can tell when it's almost Xmas. They start putting out the Easter eggs.

  • @luukeluketer1024
    @luukeluketer1024 8 років тому +40

    I'm a certified Karloholic........Ask me anything...........

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee 8 років тому

      What word did Karl go for instead of "saved" when he was talking about being rescued from a desert island?

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 8 років тому +4

      Visda58 'Captured'........Easy mate........

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee 8 років тому +1

      luuke furtado In a particular role-play scenario, what three things was Karl claiming not to be paid or qualified for to be sorting out for Ricky?

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 8 років тому +2

      Visda58 You are pushing your luck mate.....Please rephrase your question ,that's some atrocious language......

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee 8 років тому

      luuke furtado What do you mean? The grammar of the question is correct. I'll give you a hint... the three things rhymed.

  • @philbecker4676
    @philbecker4676 2 роки тому +1

    I love how you can always see the wheels turning in his head.

  • @thomasreynolds771
    @thomasreynolds771 10 років тому +15

    Tiny Tim - go n get a chicken - ahhhhhhhhhh, I laughed so much, oh fuck.

  • @rctracey5390
    @rctracey5390 2 роки тому

    Brilliant and simple. I love his honesty, right or wrong.

  • @GGMU1987
    @GGMU1987 2 роки тому +16

    “Something about witches” 😂😂

  • @joshuaclemency6883
    @joshuaclemency6883 2 роки тому

    Amazing this was posted 11 years ago. Karl's thinking is timeless.

  • @AutoJew
    @AutoJew 12 років тому +3

    4:02 - that smile, among Karl's flaming of Xmas, is comic genius.

  • @this_Joe_Smith
    @this_Joe_Smith Рік тому

    I love Karl so much. Everything about him. 🥰

  • @HAJIMEDJ
    @HAJIMEDJ 9 років тому +14

    Haha, he's so right about it being a dead week between Christmas and New Year. It's the shittiest period of the year. You're still recovering from the hangover of Christmas and eating too much, got to go to work, and already you're looking forward to New Year's eve. And everyone's like that so nothing ever gets done.

    • @georgeohunt2263
      @georgeohunt2263 2 роки тому +1

      See we've clearly got very different views on that. I love the period between Christmas and New Year because nothing ever gets done. It's a week of no work, eating leftovers and drinking without even knowing what day it is. And I fucking love it.
      New year's is a shower of shite though

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 4 місяці тому +1

    1:21 “We’ve done that”… I use that at work because of Ricky😂

  • @Labeaus
    @Labeaus 8 років тому +6

    tiny tim go an' get a chicken😂. I'm dead

  • @jakehixon4073
    @jakehixon4073 2 роки тому +1

    This was on one of the podcasts.

  • @LukeRhoden1
    @LukeRhoden1 9 років тому +4

    "She was from Salford" pissed at that

  • @geraldinerobert1194
    @geraldinerobert1194 5 років тому +2

    Just makes me laugh to no end his humour is so honest and just being himself

    • @jefffredriksz1116
      @jefffredriksz1116 2 роки тому

      I honestly don't think he's trying to be funny..especially in front of the camera. That's the beauty in how he expresses himself. I often share his views and feelings on things except that when I express them, people see it as my being cynical..lol. He's a very down to earth kind of guy with most getting the wrong impression but at his core, he's a very compassionate and empathetic person.

  • @schpleeb
    @schpleeb 9 років тому +3

    that smile from Ricky at 4:02 haha

  • @niallyshere
    @niallyshere 2 роки тому +1

    "we're gonna struggle, it's Christmas eve"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimothybikael
    @jimothybikael 3 роки тому +3

    4:41 my fucking sides 😂😂

  • @EarthwormShandy
    @EarthwormShandy 12 років тому

    Best episode ever, I'd imagine.

  • @aaronfaulkes
    @aaronfaulkes 10 років тому +2

    The sniff at the start lol

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 2 роки тому +1

    “I’m having this baby. Sort this out” 😂

  • @fizz113
    @fizz113 11 років тому +18

    You've fallen for the trap I fell in years ago, where I thought Ricky was just a bully.
    Ricky is basically trying to get Karl to talk and to experience stuff. calling him an idiot is friendly banter, and head references add to said banter.
    I do that to mates, and mates do that to me.

    • @juanertizer
      @juanertizer 2 роки тому +4

      It doesn't help that sometimes Ricky misses his point so badly it seems deliberate.

    • @jackal9701
      @jackal9701 2 роки тому

      I’d say Ricky was proud of him here and even let up on him. Let him have his say, and ultimately agreed. I feel like Ricky let’s us experience Karl to understand why they get on, but keeps giving us a look now and then in humor to push his narrative.

  • @williamespinosa9094
    @williamespinosa9094 2 роки тому +1

    The world watches Carl because he is funny..and everyone has a little bit of Carl's logic that they agree with 🙆👏👏

  • @ethanjohnson9521
    @ethanjohnson9521 10 років тому +20

    why wasnt jesus looking forward to easter ? did he not like chocolate ?

    • @maisietaylor2205
      @maisietaylor2205 10 років тому +1

      That's when he died

    • @ethanjohnson9521
      @ethanjohnson9521 10 років тому +20

      maisie taylor ah ok, why did he have his birthday at christmas ? he would have been better having it later in the year so he didnt get all his presents at once !

    • @MMOSlut
      @MMOSlut 10 років тому +5

      maisie taylor Fucking idiot. Made my day hahaha

    • @LiquidSwords1000
      @LiquidSwords1000 10 років тому +2

      LOL Your comments had me crackin up. XD

    • @graceygrumble
      @graceygrumble 10 років тому +4

      They should have booked a hotel in advance too. Christmas is always one of the busiest times!

  • @BrandonWillWin
    @BrandonWillWin Рік тому

    Great clip.
    Oh and have a good Christmas

  • @49Ibanez
    @49Ibanez 13 років тому +3

    "There was a star involved" :L haha!!

  • @BearFOXThirty
    @BearFOXThirty 11 місяців тому

    For a few years there, I forgot about Karl. Balance has been restored...

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson 9 років тому +6

    There are two contradictory stories, one in Matthew, one in Luke. Karl's mashup is as good as any.

  • @awreckedisledysfunction6381
    @awreckedisledysfunction6381 2 роки тому +2

    Oh and er have a good Christmas

  • @jessestevens_aka_jesus
    @jessestevens_aka_jesus 2 роки тому +4

    Karl is funnier than Ricky

  • @thewrighttime1
    @thewrighttime1 8 років тому +1

    this cats mind & thought pattern needs to be explored. Karl is one of very few that I never know what he will twist next out of a normal situation or thought. GREAT!!! Thanks Ricky for this find, "Karl Pilkington."

  • @SirBobertThe3rd
    @SirBobertThe3rd 10 років тому +3

    Tiny tim! Go get a chicken.. !

  • @ThatBloodyHobo
    @ThatBloodyHobo 11 років тому +1

    You can tell Ricky loves Karl. This is how me and my best friend are when we're together.

  • @firefly3391
    @firefly3391 10 років тому +5

    knowing it was... JEW ;D 0:40

    • @KL_Stereo
      @KL_Stereo 9 років тому +1

      Daniel Freer fucking hell, never noticed that little gem before :D

    • @hhhfff7953
      @hhhfff7953 5 років тому

      *due

  • @rssecretz
    @rssecretz 12 років тому

    i have wished that for YEARS. him ricky and steve on QI XL would be the best event in history

  • @howisceneit9345
    @howisceneit9345 8 років тому +123

    Karl's made out to be an idiot but not getting involved in religion sounds pretty clever to me 😉

    • @kevtb874
      @kevtb874 2 роки тому +5

      He's already more intelligent than the average religious person right there.

    • @hew195050
      @hew195050 2 роки тому +1

      You bet! clever disguise that stupid shtick!

  • @cal9428
    @cal9428 2 роки тому +1

    Recommendations on point

  • @InnerTranquility
    @InnerTranquility 9 років тому +3

    Listen at 3:18, moaning in the background. What's goin on here?

  • @armedbandit
    @armedbandit 2 роки тому +1

    'Mary was pregnant, she was wondering about...' It was at this point Ricky knew he chose the right topic...

  • @cavi10
    @cavi10 13 років тому +1

    "That week between christmas and new year, is a dead week" .. Soo true!! :D
    Love KP ;)

  • @xeraph02
    @xeraph02 2 роки тому

    Even if its just a sketch it takes a lot of acting skill to not burst laughing when you have Ricky beside you.

  • @louisebush425
    @louisebush425 3 роки тому +1

    I agree with Karl, don’t like Christmas and especially the days following as nothing is opened and you can’t do anything

  • @jamesdixon4810
    @jamesdixon4810 10 років тому

    This is from the XFM years. So good!

  • @jowotjo1
    @jowotjo1 12 років тому

    Very true orenji.... You know when it gets all pilkington. Bloody brilliant

  • @hannah9184
    @hannah9184 8 років тому +1

    true representation of a british man , no posh boys in britain,this is what you get and i love it😂❤️