Tbh Dain would take you to IKEA and be like "we need to split up and find the Abyss Herald in this store" and leave you at IKEA afterwards even though he drove you there
I will say that if I had a choice between working at Baizhu's pharmacy or at Hu Tao's Parlour, I would choose the funeral parlour every day of the week. I'd feel so much shame having to ask Qiqi for her notes because I would forget simple herb mixes all the time. Organic chemistry was not my subject.
The thing with Dainsleif and Ikea though, is that somehow someway, an abyssal portal is absolutely going to open in the middle of the store in the most inconvenient possible section and now we have to stop my sister from whatever mass genocide she's planned this time
@@cecilia8515 he kicked my ass a few too many times when I didn’t understand how artifacts work. Is it my fault? Yes absolutely, but I will never forgive him 😤
Diluc-He’s nice to his workers and I can tie his is hair up. Yun Jin-More culture Hillichurl-He’s just a human who was turned into a hillichurl Baron bunny-Fluffy bunny Itto-Very good around kids,Let’s them win all the time,Playful and loving. Zhongli-I like the sound of his voice,And I’d like to hear his response about Liyue Ruin Guard-He can protect me Xinyan and Yunjin-We’d have a lot of fun listening to music Diluc-He has a lot of money,And he wears nice outfits so I assume he’d look nice during our dates.Also very protective of people he loves and wouldn’t drink. Cyno-We could joke around and he’s the general Mahamatra. Stabbed-He’s ugly and I’d rather get stabbed than marry him. Alhaitham-While Yelan and Kaeya are useful,Alhaitham wouldn’t be suspected as much since Jean normally suspects Kaeya is up to something and Ninguanng knows what Yelan is up to. Collei-We’d eat pizza and talk through our issues,She’s also nicer. Ei-I might just hate her food and not die.I’ll drink water afterwards. Paimon sized Childe-Hilarious like Khoi said,Also cuter. Cyno-Not that bad. Alhaitham-All nighters with a hot study partner who’s smart and kind,Is what I’ll take.Also,I’m fine with just studying,But that doesn’t mean we can’t be next to each other. Albedo-As long as we stay in calm areas. Cyno-We need different voices Kaeya and Rosaria-Yae and Ei can argue a lot.I’m not dealing with that.Rosaria and Kaeya are more chill. Bennett-You can try and brake out using his bad luck. Itto-He’s been in jail before and he hates it,I don’t think he’d want to put someone in jail.
1. tartaglia as a brother (tho that would involve living in Russia) 2. benny all the way 3. albedo feels like much less of a commitment like thats an afternoon while beidou is like a week or more 4. lisa cause i can just return it when she tells me in her story quest she just goes to the people that forgot and asks them to return it 5. i don't really want either but probably thoma cause hed be really nice :) 6. i want all of them :( but if i had to choose almond tofu cause it looks like a nice dessert 7. i don't drink but i do like rosaria plus i trust her more then venti 8. falling kills only your on screen character so much better 9. baizu seems chill i could also go out and collect herbs or something 1.enjou seems so fun id love to hangout with him tho dating is eh 2. i hate stores but i would rather suffer with dain since we would be suffering together while i think keaya would just have fun 3. benny def knows lots of first aid in preparation for his life so i trust him worst case he can go and get help 4. diona is nice so long as ur not drunk plus cats tail has lots of... cats so it would be more fun then just a bunch of drunkerds 5. obviously yunjin (even if childe is in love with the shape of you) i love Chinese Oprah its so beautiful ^-^ 6. hillichurl all the way we can do the little dance :) 7. baron bunnys cute but oz is actually like conscious and aware so oz is better 8. itto would be a horrible dad maybe a fun uncle but not a parent ayato would be a nice older brother hes also very responsible 1. i love learning history so def zhongli 2. ruin gaurd is better imo they even have a built in spin dance move ///< 6. samachurl lets do a little dance together :) 7. alhaithiam would get the job done well and efficiently 8. colleis so fun id love to be her friend 9. ei ill guide her through it and i just might not die eula will kill me so ei gives me a chance 1. paimon sized childe would be cute but also harmless (or at least not more harmful then current childe 2. pipe sound cause the music is to good to give up 3. all nighter with alhaithiam is basically how i do school already so id be fine with that also i can let him do most of the work 4. albedo cause i feel like alchemy would be really interesting to learn also im fine with snow 5. khoi voice everyone 6. rosaria and kaeya 7. benny hopefully the death is quick 8. itto would let me go so him
With the Bennett or Razor in an elevator one, I figure that his bad luck is what landed you there in the first place, like how you get trapped in that dungeon in his hangout event (social event? I can't remember what its called.). The bad luck is your just stuck in there, but even if its his fault, you're stuck with the sunshine and smiles boy who is very good at looking on the bright side and finding the silver lining.
I like Baizhu but I'd have to work with Hutao, working with herbs and handling prescriptions would be too intimidating. And at least at a funeral parlor you cant mess up too badly since the client is already dead.
12:19 …yeah, I’ll stick with the Hilichurl (and yes, they do make some spicy art of them) 15:29 why would you look that up🤣🤣 we all know what’s gonna happen (and yes, there is the spicy good one with certain cryo gal) 20:27 …and I thought it couldn’t get worse😂
Honestly whichever one you want. Both are extremely OP in battle if you level them up correctly. (Personally I would go for Ayaka just because her design is nicer imo ^^)
I vote Raiden Shogun, she's great for off-field electro application and once she gets her stacks, her burst is OP ^-^ I've used her since her first banner, she's absolutely my favorite electro character to use to date.
bored so here are my answers for the 1st two vids 1. tartaglia cus 2. both 3. beidou lol albedo is scary 4. im not sure what is zipzapped supposed to mean but books must be returned on time at all costs 5. thoma cause kaeya scares me too plus HE FCKIN ATTACKED MY POOKIE COLLEI 6. none 7. as much as i love rosa i think i'd irritate her so venti 8. die while drowning and avoid it next time with ice bridge 9. hu tao is cute and baizhu is annoying but yeah i kinda wanna go pick flowers with qiqi too ;c 10. raiden 11. i'd choose almost everyone over kaeya so dain 12. hu tao lol she isnt just haha death haha funerals, bennett would try to help but would also break 300 of my bones even if humans have 206 13. diona FCK ALCOHOLISM!!!!!! 14. yun jin i love operas and theatres 15. hilichurl 16. baron bunny is a cute plushie but it'll kill me in my sleep so oz!! oz is also smart and he can talk 17. idk both...
Ningguang as a sis hehe Adventuring with Razor Go out to see for the weekend on Beidou's ship Zip zapped by Baal Make out with Thoma (just because why not) Almond Tofu Rosaria def Falling off a mountain or a cliff Work for Baizhu at Bubu Pharmacy
Go on a date with Raiden Go to an IKEA with Dainsleif Injured:Be Cared for by Hu Tao Work at Angel's Share with Diluc (because hot) Yun Jin Opera Question Get hit on by Hilichurl definitely Baron Bunny Ayato as a brother
3 day lecture, Zhong Li about the History of Liyue Ask a Ruin Guard to prom and they say yes Rock Concert with Xinyan and Yun Jin Expensive date with Diluc Dehya as a bodyguard (because that was her job to Dunyarzard in the Sumeru quests Stabbed in a Thigh Yelan buddy cop film Pizza Hut with Collei Get into a fist fight with Eula
May I present seaband ™ (the cure that help my travel sickness and sea sickness) would recommend a try if it doesn't work it exist a gum and of course medicine ( check your pharmacy in a big town for all of this) (in the travel part) may your future travelling be blessed and enjoy
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The one with Ayato as a brother or Itto as a dad, I’d choose Ayato SPECIFICALLY bc I get an add-on of Ayaka as a sister
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REAL AYAKA ON TOP
@@sincy1953 FR
Tbh Dain would take you to IKEA and be like "we need to split up and find the Abyss Herald in this store" and leave you at IKEA afterwards even though he drove you there
Someone needs to write the Dain Quest in an IKEA fanfic ASAP, that would be hilarious
@@andrewstephenson5825 please I would pay actual money
You: oh yeah wanna play smash bros?
Childe: sure, real life or
you: WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL LIFE?
I will say that if I had a choice between working at Baizhu's pharmacy or at Hu Tao's Parlour, I would choose the funeral parlour every day of the week. I'd feel so much shame having to ask Qiqi for her notes because I would forget simple herb mixes all the time. Organic chemistry was not my subject.
Wel she'd probably forget you asked for them an hour later, so...
I would keep a notebook and just check my notes
The thing with Dainsleif and Ikea though, is that somehow someway, an abyssal portal is absolutely going to open in the middle of the store in the most inconvenient possible section and now we have to stop my sister from whatever mass genocide she's planned this time
As an archtecture student I see a night studying with kaveh as an absolute win
Ah yes, the iconic “poyo” sound 😂😂
Kirbo poyo poyo
With the Paimon sized Childe I could live my ultimate dream of punting Childe back into the abyss where he belongs
omg yes id pick paimon sized childe 😂😂😂
Laughs in Skirk*
@@Sketchii_Draws watching her absolutely YEET him into the hole was everything I needed.
Why do you not like Childe?
@@cecilia8515 he kicked my ass a few too many times when I didn’t understand how artifacts work. Is it my fault? Yes absolutely, but I will never forgive him 😤
29:33
“give me your best xaio impression”
“Oh ok- *ad plays*”
Wow that’s the best impression I’ve ever heard
I'd rather drown in game, because when you fall, your character will probably die, but when you drown you take damage and warp back to land.
A 35 minute Koomax video???? Christmas came early! ❤
Diluc-He’s nice to his workers and I can tie his is hair up.
Yun Jin-More culture
Hillichurl-He’s just a human who was turned into a hillichurl
Baron bunny-Fluffy bunny
Itto-Very good around kids,Let’s them win all the time,Playful and loving.
Zhongli-I like the sound of his voice,And I’d like to hear his response about Liyue
Ruin Guard-He can protect me
Xinyan and Yunjin-We’d have a lot of fun listening to music
Diluc-He has a lot of money,And he wears nice outfits so I assume he’d look nice during our dates.Also very protective of people he loves and wouldn’t drink.
Cyno-We could joke around and he’s the general Mahamatra.
Stabbed-He’s ugly and I’d rather get stabbed than marry him.
Alhaitham-While Yelan and Kaeya are useful,Alhaitham wouldn’t be suspected as much since Jean normally suspects Kaeya is up to something and Ninguanng knows what Yelan is up to.
Collei-We’d eat pizza and talk through our issues,She’s also nicer.
Ei-I might just hate her food and not die.I’ll drink water afterwards.
Paimon sized Childe-Hilarious like Khoi said,Also cuter.
Cyno-Not that bad.
Alhaitham-All nighters with a hot study partner who’s smart and kind,Is what I’ll take.Also,I’m fine with just studying,But that doesn’t mean we can’t be next to each other.
Albedo-As long as we stay in calm areas.
Cyno-We need different voices
Kaeya and Rosaria-Yae and Ei can argue a lot.I’m not dealing with that.Rosaria and Kaeya are more chill.
Bennett-You can try and brake out using his bad luck.
Itto-He’s been in jail before and he hates it,I don’t think he’d want to put someone in jail.
Itto would literally forget me at any location, I would walk home in the rain in the middle of the night and he’s eating pizza rolls on the couch
5:53 you can do both if you run out of stamina while gliding off a mountain over water
it may have been a long time ago, but I will never forget that spelling mistake, it lives rent free in my head
1. tartaglia as a brother (tho that would involve living in Russia)
2. benny all the way
3. albedo feels like much less of a commitment like thats an afternoon while beidou is like a week or more
4. lisa cause i can just return it when she tells me in her story quest she just goes to the people that forgot and asks them to return it
5. i don't really want either but probably thoma cause hed be really nice :)
6. i want all of them :( but if i had to choose almond tofu cause it looks like a nice dessert
7. i don't drink but i do like rosaria plus i trust her more then venti
8. falling kills only your on screen character so much better
9. baizu seems chill i could also go out and collect herbs or something
1.enjou seems so fun id love to hangout with him tho dating is eh
2. i hate stores but i would rather suffer with dain since we would be suffering together while i think keaya would just have fun
3. benny def knows lots of first aid in preparation for his life so i trust him worst case he can go and get help
4. diona is nice so long as ur not drunk plus cats tail has lots of... cats so it would be more fun then just a bunch of drunkerds
5. obviously yunjin (even if childe is in love with the shape of you) i love Chinese Oprah its so beautiful ^-^
6. hillichurl all the way we can do the little dance :)
7. baron bunnys cute but oz is actually like conscious and aware so oz is better
8. itto would be a horrible dad maybe a fun uncle but not a parent ayato would be a nice older brother hes also very responsible
1. i love learning history so def zhongli
2. ruin gaurd is better imo they even have a built in spin dance move ///<
6. samachurl lets do a little dance together :)
7. alhaithiam would get the job done well and efficiently
8. colleis so fun id love to be her friend
9. ei ill guide her through it and i just might not die eula will kill me so ei gives me a chance
1. paimon sized childe would be cute but also harmless (or at least not more harmful then current childe
2. pipe sound cause the music is to good to give up
3. all nighter with alhaithiam is basically how i do school already so id be fine with that also i can let him do most of the work
4. albedo cause i feel like alchemy would be really interesting to learn also im fine with snow
5. khoi voice everyone
6. rosaria and kaeya
7. benny hopefully the death is quick
8. itto would let me go so him
I started barking when I recognized his voice, I'm a huge Albedo simp too. 😭
Khoi is such a national treasure
Best respect for your vacation and this compilation man
"Would you rather go to an anime convention with fishel or go to rock concert-" ROCK CONCERT! YES! "-With Xinyag-" YEEEESSSS!!! "-and Eyungien." yeah.
Happy Holidays Koomaxx.
With the Bennett or Razor in an elevator one, I figure that his bad luck is what landed you there in the first place, like how you get trapped in that dungeon in his hangout event (social event? I can't remember what its called.). The bad luck is your just stuck in there, but even if its his fault, you're stuck with the sunshine and smiles boy who is very good at looking on the bright side and finding the silver lining.
This is from seven days ago and I find it funny on how I like Baizhu, brought him home on his banner, and share his chronic cough 😭
Would you rather eat Raiden's food for a week or Zhongli use your credit card for a week?
itto as a dad would make me or shinobu get him out of trouble, ayato would solve my troubles
i would not be able to punch an aranara
I like Baizhu but I'd have to work with Hutao, working with herbs and handling prescriptions would be too intimidating. And at least at a funeral parlor you cant mess up too badly since the client is already dead.
Valid 💯 😂
9:00 NAH IM CHOOSING TARGET WITH KAEYA CAUSE IF DAINSLEIF APPEARS BE READY FOR LOREEEEE (my brain can’t take it anymore)
I didn't watch the one with Khoi and omg he fucking killed me i am laughing my ass off in the bathroom.
It’s so funny that Koomaxx has her profile as Akane from Kuzu No Honkai 😂
Tbh, i'd make Dain take me to an IKEA and force him to buy me all of the blåhaj's in stock lol :DDD
12:19 …yeah, I’ll stick with the Hilichurl (and yes, they do make some spicy art of them)
15:29 why would you look that up🤣🤣 we all know what’s gonna happen (and yes, there is the spicy good one with certain cryo gal)
20:27 …and I thought it couldn’t get worse😂
WAIT I KNOW THIS IS RANDOM BUT SHOULD I PULL FOR AYAKA OR RAIDEN
Navia
Honestly whichever one you want. Both are extremely OP in battle if you level them up correctly.
(Personally I would go for Ayaka just because her design is nicer imo ^^)
Ayaka if you need a cryo DPS and Raiden if you need an electro DPS or a good hyperbloom trigger
I vote Raiden Shogun, she's great for off-field electro application and once she gets her stacks, her burst is OP ^-^ I've used her since her first banner, she's absolutely my favorite electro character to use to date.
YALL I PULLED FOR NAVIA AND GOT HER THEN I THOUGHT WHY NOT JUST USE MY LAST/EXTRA WISH AND GOT C1 IN ONE PULL
bored so here are my answers for the 1st two vids
1. tartaglia cus
2. both
3. beidou lol albedo is scary
4. im not sure what is zipzapped supposed to mean but books must be returned on time at all costs
5. thoma cause kaeya scares me too plus HE FCKIN ATTACKED MY POOKIE COLLEI
6. none
7. as much as i love rosa i think i'd irritate her so venti
8. die while drowning and avoid it next time with ice bridge
9. hu tao is cute and baizhu is annoying but yeah i kinda wanna go pick flowers with qiqi too ;c
10. raiden
11. i'd choose almost everyone over kaeya so dain
12. hu tao lol she isnt just haha death haha funerals, bennett would try to help but would also break 300 of my bones even if humans have 206
13. diona FCK ALCOHOLISM!!!!!!
14. yun jin i love operas and theatres
15. hilichurl
16. baron bunny is a cute plushie but it'll kill me in my sleep so oz!! oz is also smart and he can talk
17. idk both...
yayy you posted :D
Ningguang as a sis hehe
Adventuring with Razor
Go out to see for the weekend on Beidou's ship
Zip zapped by Baal
Make out with Thoma (just because why not)
Almond Tofu
Rosaria def
Falling off a mountain or a cliff
Work for Baizhu at Bubu Pharmacy
Go on a date with Raiden
Go to an IKEA with Dainsleif
Injured:Be Cared for by Hu Tao
Work at Angel's Share with Diluc (because hot)
Yun Jin Opera Question
Get hit on by Hilichurl definitely
Baron Bunny
Ayato as a brother
3 day lecture, Zhong Li about the History of Liyue
Ask a Ruin Guard to prom and they say yes
Rock Concert with Xinyan and Yun Jin
Expensive date with Diluc
Dehya as a bodyguard (because that was her job to Dunyarzard in the Sumeru quests
Stabbed in a Thigh
Yelan buddy cop film
Pizza Hut with Collei
Get into a fist fight with Eula
15:30 and 21:50
D; WHY DID THIS REPEAT
I'd be a snark too if I was paired with Fishel
Yea happy holidays
Super smash bros with childe i think im the only wierd one
I'd rather Ninguan as my sister because if Childe was my brother, we'd have a taboo relationship and that's a bit of a turn off...
if ayato was my brother i would move to Alabama
Hut is my choice
Oh, nice
May I present seaband ™ (the cure that help my travel sickness and sea sickness) would recommend a try if it doesn't work it exist a gum and of course medicine ( check your pharmacy in a big town for all of this) (in the travel part) may your future travelling be blessed and enjoy
Childesheeran
I mean… she wasn’t wrong about looking up rule 34 thing..
Is coley somehow a ninjago fan
Chicken nugget >:3
HIIII
32:00 I’d go with Bennett cause the bad luck thing has already happened with use being stuck
i…made the mistake of looking up the rule 34 mitachurl… never again 🥲
Is it bad? I don't wanna look it up
@@lmaolmaolmaooo yeeeah it’s basically p0rn art, so i’d say don’t look it up 😭 have more common sense than me