The (Many) Problems With Batman (Dorkly Bits Compilation)

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  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +1400

    I've always wondered why Bruce's parents didn't have security with them at all times.

    • @beasty909
      @beasty909 3 роки тому +46

      ...maybe they was so horrid to them, the security team betrayed them & thats why they all quit after? xxx

    • @jameretief8327
      @jameretief8327 3 роки тому +55

      Or why anybody, and I mean anybody go down a crime infested city’s dark alley. I think Daddy Wayne wanted his family killed.

    • @beasty909
      @beasty909 3 роки тому +56

      @@jameretief8327 ....you thinking same, daddy had a far younger mistress, wifey found out planned to kill him, he found out bout plan offeres double to kill her, killer takes both offers & kills both but left kid cause they dont hurt kids? x

    • @ankurdesai8370
      @ankurdesai8370 3 роки тому +108

      its actually explained that gotham wasn't this crime infested and was like all your average cities
      it was after the waynes were shot the city started going down hill because people saw that someone as powerful as them could be taken down . they were a symbol for gotham and now the symbol was gone, proven false.
      and by the time bruce becomes batman[ he starts at 25 the waynes died at around 9/8]
      it became the most crime infested city in america
      the place is called crime alley cause the waynes were shot there and gotham's descent began there
      before it was just a everyday nobody would recognize alley just an alley in front of a theater
      of course we still have the question even if you are living in your average vanilla city
      why would millionares not have security?
      to that well the waynes thought that nobody would ever attack them and the people of gotham loved them
      as stupid as that sounds that's the attitude they held
      they had done a lot for the city and were planning more improvements to what was already considered one of the greatest cities in america , they thought people would love them and they would never be attacked
      it was because of this attitude and all the contributions to making it greater even though it was great was what made them a symbol for gotham
      well we know where that attitude and being a symbol lead them and rest of gotham .

    • @beasty909
      @beasty909 3 роки тому +7

      @@ankurdesai8370 we know, we just playing with ideas because of the video, think of it as 'what if' idea 😊
      such as, what if the Waynes were downright plain nasty, weapon creating (*cough* Bane *cough*) lunatics & thats why everyone feared them so much they stayed away until they got a chance to jump them & to kill them, not realising its their money that was keeping the city afloat? hence, in this funny vid, he had body guards 😊, though i must admit, i was not expecting that to happen, GG Dorkly 😂👏👏x
      so, yeah, my 'what if' setup was if daddy had another lady (money, having kids, can be a drain & bore you sometimes from what ive seen) or 'what if' wifey had a lover? who knows 😊 all i know, its fun to imagine lol 😊xxx

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE 3 роки тому +527

    In hindsight, the Bat symbol is not a very good way to call Bat Man as it's completely useless during the day.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +183

      it's not a good way to call Batman during the night either! you have to make sure he's watching the sky, then wait for him to get to the roof of a specific building before you can tell him what the emergency is! and also wow what a great tool for bad guys to lure Batman into traps, since there's basically nothing stopping ANYONE from getting atop the building and turning on the Bat Signal. just an all-around poorly thought out thing

    • @LeftSinkHandle
      @LeftSinkHandle 3 роки тому +67

      That's why the Adam West Batman was the best and most logical. He had the bat-phone

    • @culturallysignificantnickn7446
      @culturallysignificantnickn7446 3 роки тому +19

      Not very goo on a cloudless night either, or a misty one.

    • @dorkknight7973
      @dorkknight7973 3 роки тому +13

      @@dorkly and it's a great way of knowing where batman will be so while he is across town seeing what Gordon wants criminals could be robbing a bank or killing someone

    • @troyhoffman9411
      @troyhoffman9411 3 роки тому +13

      @@dorkly Not to mention the risk of blinding an airline pilot.

  • @duck484
    @duck484 3 роки тому +926

    It’s not easy being a man who is a billionaire playboy and a bat

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +228

      it is very cool that the most popular superhero ever is an extremely rich furry who is sad sometimes

    • @MrFett-wp7rb
      @MrFett-wp7rb 3 роки тому +74

      an edgy furry at that

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +107

      @@MrFett-wp7rb oh right. *emo furry

    • @furrysunny1300
      @furrysunny1300 3 роки тому +23

      @@dorkly
      2 out of 3.
      If I had the money, I could be Batman.

    • @sheepandotter
      @sheepandotter 3 роки тому +4

      :o

  • @lime455
    @lime455 3 роки тому +596

    Alfred isn't overworked and underappreciated, he is rich. Like practically a billionaire.

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 3 роки тому +44

      Seems you heard of Nightwing #78. Good eye

    • @abrealgaming5649
      @abrealgaming5649 3 роки тому +6

      Not anymore he gave it all to Nightwing after dying.

    • @abrealgaming5649
      @abrealgaming5649 3 роки тому +4

      @@Kentrc11 oh shit never mind You beat me to the joke

    • @77_hands
      @77_hands 3 роки тому +4

      @@abrealgaming5649 bruh he’s dead even if he didn’t he wouldn’t be a billionaire

    • @abrealgaming5649
      @abrealgaming5649 3 роки тому +8

      @@77_hands bro if I was a billionaire they damn well better bury me with my money. 🤣
      What can I say its the Egyptian in my blood 🤷🏿‍♂️🇪🇬

  • @cliffbot638
    @cliffbot638 3 роки тому +395

    Didn't crime alley get it's name until after the Wayne's died there?

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 3 роки тому +176

    I’m fond of the cyclical Batman theory. Alfred is the retired Batman and Robin becomes Batman when he retires. Seeing Alfred “come out of retirement” and become Robin seems even more believable he’d quit completely at that point

    • @basilofgoodwishes4138
      @basilofgoodwishes4138 3 роки тому +3

      What about Nightwing? Isn't this the stage between Robin and Batman?

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 3 роки тому +7

      @@basilofgoodwishes4138 Nightwing is more of an irregularity. Batman not ready to retire, but Robin ready to strike out on his own

    • @exequielbreton4393
      @exequielbreton4393 2 роки тому +1

      @@camwyn256 Red Hood, Red Robin, and Spoiler tough

    • @MTFAlphaOne
      @MTFAlphaOne 2 роки тому

      People who can

  • @harshit3298
    @harshit3298 3 роки тому +137

    Dorkly deserves a lot more, he absolutely works very hard to animate these videos

    • @allenhaywood9608
      @allenhaywood9608 Рік тому +1

      sure it's one dude? they say it takes money to make the videos and if it was one dude wouldnt youtube pay him?

  • @noahwats7469
    @noahwats7469 3 роки тому +324

    “The bat signal, I should go”
    *IT’S DAYTIME*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +1

      IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear noa

    • @dorkknight7973
      @dorkknight7973 3 роки тому +3

      @@AxxLAfriku TF?

    • @bIuecap
      @bIuecap 3 роки тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku I love your content

    • @bIuecap
      @bIuecap 3 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku I'm content with your content

    • @omegamecha7666
      @omegamecha7666 3 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku enough spam

  • @keennickolas8575
    @keennickolas8575 3 роки тому +85

    "He decided to dress up like a Black-Ops Furry instead of confronting his pain" xDD
    lol, it's just truth!

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 3 роки тому +144

    Batman sounds like he’s never cried before, but I guess that’s the point

    • @aaronwolk998
      @aaronwolk998 2 роки тому +2

      He sounds like crusty the clown in one of these.

  • @CringeGamingOG
    @CringeGamingOG 3 роки тому +131

    “Bald guy with asthma”- Batman, after breaking his spine on a bald guy’s knee.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +3

      It was a neat trick, until the bald guy with asthma tried it on Donatello. Maybe because Donnie is bald, too?

  • @markermage
    @markermage 3 роки тому +186

    They are complaining about Green Arrow holding his own against Martian Manhunter in a videogame that takes place in the same universe where Alfred kicks Superman's ass?

    • @JacketDude.
      @JacketDude. 3 роки тому +39

      Yea they seriously nerfed Alfred he should've taken out superman in a single stare

    • @randomgoose9901
      @randomgoose9901 3 роки тому +28

      @@JacketDude. yea Alfred could solo the dc universe, after all he is the last line of defense for the bat cave

    • @DeltaSanz
      @DeltaSanz 3 роки тому +16

      Shaggy vs alfred

    • @randomgoose9901
      @randomgoose9901 3 роки тому +15

      @@DeltaSanz that’ll probably end in a draw

    • @DeltaSanz
      @DeltaSanz 3 роки тому +5

      @@randomgoose9901 what if shrek joined??

  • @tamokoakame4023
    @tamokoakame4023 3 роки тому +280

    Man I love when videos are this long! I love all your content!!

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +46

      hey, thanks

    • @DallasdotMPEG
      @DallasdotMPEG 3 роки тому +5

      @@dorkly WHAT ARE YOU GAY!?

    • @DallasdotMPEG
      @DallasdotMPEG 3 роки тому +4

      @@dorkly YOU THINK I AND SOCIETY DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR TRUE SEXUALITY?

    • @DallasdotMPEG
      @DallasdotMPEG 3 роки тому +4

      @@dorkly ANSWER ME BOY!

    • @TheDarkCatYT
      @TheDarkCatYT 3 роки тому +3

      @@DallasdotMPEG It's clear someone has an issue

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 3 роки тому +230

    Although only 1% of people can actually see the bat signal in daytime, Batman's derivative knowledge of derivative security didn't quite make him feel at home with the non-rich 99%.

  • @XxAnimenatorxX
    @XxAnimenatorxX 3 роки тому +177

    The thing is... i could totally see Alfred doing the Villain thing-

    • @Maswartz226
      @Maswartz226 3 роки тому +28

      It actually happened in one story from Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader.

    • @MSGSlayer1
      @MSGSlayer1 3 роки тому +8

      @@Maswartz226 Didn't Alfred play all the villains in that one?

    • @angryjerkdotnet
      @angryjerkdotnet 2 роки тому +9

      @@MSGSlayer1 No, he just played the Joker. The rest of the villains were people from his acting troupe that he hired to help.

    • @theHedgex1
      @theHedgex1 2 роки тому +3

      Sometimes the evil is done in the name of good.

  • @Indra2007
    @Indra2007 3 роки тому +49

    Batman and Superman sitting there playing video games.
    Superman: I feel like I've forgotten something.

  • @lukelyon1781
    @lukelyon1781 3 роки тому +276

    Two things:
    Martian Manhunter's weakness is fire. Green Arrow has fire arrows. He could totally beat him in a fight.
    And Alfred would actually make a kick ass Robin. He would destroy most of the average thugs and even some of the bigger baddies Batman has to deal with.

    • @williambrown4138
      @williambrown4138 3 роки тому +26

      Thats more of a psychological weakness than an actual one and Martian Manhunter could obliterate Green Arrows' mind before the guy thinks of pulling out a single arrow. Its like the Batman vs Superman argument all over again.

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 3 роки тому +9

      @@williambrown4138 no dude, Martians are weak to fire. That's canon.

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 3 роки тому +5

      @@williambrown4138 and he can just use an explosive arrow with incendiary components. That's easy to manufacture even in real life.

    • @williambrown4138
      @williambrown4138 3 роки тому +19

      ​@@lukelyon1781 Its psychological weakness that all Martians have. At one point in the past the Martians were crazy powerful and really violent and constantly had a pyro-kinetic aura around them. The Guardians of the Universe instilled a fear of fire into their genetic code before they could travel the stars and bring chaos with them. Thats why Martians are "hurt" by flames, its a psychosomatic effect.
      Look it up my guy, no lie.
      Even if Ollie had a miniature sun in his back pocket, all Martian Manhunter would have to do is go intangible, invisible, or both. Just one hit from MM and Ollie is dead.

    • @moneer6762
      @moneer6762 3 роки тому +8

      @@lukelyon1781 its only affect its mind so you're basically saying an incendiary arrow could hurt superman which is not possible and martian manhunter is very likely to kill green arrow before green arrow shoot his arrow

  • @emmz34chills17
    @emmz34chills17 3 роки тому +78

    Yeah why didn’t Batman parents have body guards in the first place

    • @shikniwho7215
      @shikniwho7215 3 роки тому +16

      heck, they don't even have any other helper beside Alfred.

    • @tommyvercetti1111
      @tommyvercetti1111 3 роки тому +2

      @@shikniwho7215 because they are batman's parents.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe they were being cheapskates.

    • @rjmaxx1258
      @rjmaxx1258 2 роки тому +2

      To me it makes sense that they don't. Rich people like the Wayne's probably live in a bubble and have no idea how regular people live and the dangers they face.

    • @lawrencehaynes6408
      @lawrencehaynes6408 Рік тому

      @@rjmaxx1258 but they did know of the rampant crime wave that was occurring in Gotham, wasn't exactly a secret and they are two very well educated people they would have been aware of the crime

  • @S_auce
    @S_auce 3 роки тому +54

    "Like I couldnt take a bald guy with asthma."
    Damn. Batman spittin facts

  • @DragonxFlutter
    @DragonxFlutter 3 роки тому +86

    Ah, the age when most Dorkly Bits pointed out the flaws in our media. I really miss that era. But I also like the Pokemon sillies.
    _"I'm THOMAS WAYNE! THE_ richest man in this _armpit_ of a city! Did you think I _wouldn't_ walk down a street called _CRIME ALLEY_ without a full security detail?!"

  • @theHedgex1
    @theHedgex1 2 роки тому +19

    Honestly having Alfred gain a full staff of butlers and maids that are loyal like he is and just being charged up telling what to do would be the greatest thing that happened to him in this series.

  • @MagnusNoah
    @MagnusNoah 3 роки тому +1449

    Fun Fact: If you say fun fact, people will probably read all of the comment

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +411

      i'm only speaking anecdotally but this appears to be true

    • @GarrettPDGA
      @GarrettPDGA 3 роки тому +82

      Fun fact: this fact is probably not yours originally.

    • @Manu-zt1vk
      @Manu-zt1vk 3 роки тому +16

      🤣🤣

    • @misko5877
      @misko5877 3 роки тому +19

      Jokes on you, I didn't

    • @kjthorne3391
      @kjthorne3391 3 роки тому +19

      Ha jokes on you I can’t read

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 роки тому +252

    Batman is an anti-villain. He's a villain who fights other villains. He's like Dexter, except far worse.

    • @keennickolas8575
      @keennickolas8575 3 роки тому +17

      Anti-Villain. Hmm, good point!

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 3 роки тому +19

      I mean they’re not really villains it’s society’s fault since billionaires don’t give 2 shits about them

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 роки тому +16

      @@Deathmare235 Yeah! Some of them haven't even committed crimes yet! Even the worst of them are at least somewhat justified in their actions and at the very least we must admit that they had little room to do any better.

    • @darthsquid2107
      @darthsquid2107 3 роки тому +3

      At least he beats the crap out of evil guys.

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 3 роки тому +1

      @@darthsquid2107 while being an even worse guy the exact opposite of deadpool

  • @jonathonsirlord8251
    @jonathonsirlord8251 2 роки тому +11

    9:29 Fun fact:In the comics Alfred did do that

  • @SmooveShotta
    @SmooveShotta 3 роки тому +31

    I thought batman was gonna jump in and kick the guy talking about the ff7 remake lol

  • @ilijaarsic1946
    @ilijaarsic1946 Рік тому +4

    9:10 Fun fact:there is an actual storyline where Alfred did this,only difference is that he was the joker and Bruce gets killed because Riddler's actor went insane.

  • @donniefreidman5240
    @donniefreidman5240 3 роки тому +19

    The movie theature one was such a good classic

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +8

      was a real weird one while we were writing it. the internal logic is very specific, that Batman's watching a fictional movie about himself n all. but it was fun to write Batman just being a weird jerk in a movie theater so we tried not to overthink it

    • @garygordle5146
      @garygordle5146 3 роки тому

      @@dorkly it was painful…

    • @MongoTheMagnificent666
      @MongoTheMagnificent666 3 роки тому +3

      @@dorkly Just hearing Batman offering the people in the theater a Faygo was enough to have me dying

  • @Jackmoo101
    @Jackmoo101 3 роки тому +87

    If you think about it, Batman causes more chaos then the joker

    • @caliente2512
      @caliente2512 3 роки тому +2

      How?

    • @williambrown4138
      @williambrown4138 3 роки тому +5

      He really doesn't.

    • @ladycarmillasanguina
      @ladycarmillasanguina 3 роки тому +6

      Maybe not causing chaos per-say, the joker wins outright. However, I would say batman is just as insane as the joker. Here are some examples:
      The Dark Knight Returns: From breaking the bones of the mutant leader, to killing Superman (and kind of dying at the same time) this proved old age Batman is the most insane and unstable, but also the most awesome, of them all.
      Year One: There are many moments, but the scene where he causes the car wreck so he can escape the police car showed just how dark a road Bruce Wayne would travel down as Batman.
      The Resurrection of Ra’s Al Ghul: Batman gets speared through the stomach with Ghul’s staff, and it does little else but piss him off. This is the first time I wondered if Batman was on meth.
      Kingdom Come: Batman couldn’t care less about protecting his private identity at this point, and walks around as Bruce Wayne, with people just calling him Batman. He has silver hair and a crazy steampunk-neck contraption, and he STILL owns with little regard.
      Final Crisis: Batman breaks his number one rule and shoots to kill. Only he shoots Darkseid, which just pisses off Darkseid and causes Batman himself to get killed. Instant karma, man. And though Batman was not “dead” in the normal sense( he was hurtled through time, of course) it still showed that when it comes right down to it, Batman is crazy and will do whatever it takes.
      See what happens when you break your own rules, Batman?

    • @Grandflea02
      @Grandflea02 3 роки тому

      Than*

    • @dendroxden440
      @dendroxden440 3 роки тому +6

      @@ladycarmillasanguina Joker and Bruce are two sides of the same coin. Both insane, but Joker uses his insanity to spread chaos while Bruce uses his to dress up as a bat and fight crime

  • @ethanisier
    @ethanisier 3 роки тому +18

    That’s a lot of problems

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +8

      at least 3, possibly 4

  • @jadedjaws4952
    @jadedjaws4952 2 роки тому +13

    In Batman's defense, a lot of bats are critically endangered... So releasing thousands of bats is a good thing. He just went about it wrong.

  • @TeryJones
    @TeryJones 3 роки тому +16

    I dunno, with how badass Alfred tends to be _(some continuities a former member of British Intelligence)_ he'd probably love to done a costume and fight criminals with Bruce XD

  • @bickboi9633
    @bickboi9633 3 роки тому +52

    For a second I thought that title read "The (Many) Problems with Dorkly"

  • @parthbansal2775
    @parthbansal2775 3 роки тому +11

    Actually there is a comic where Alfred has been hiring his people to pretend to be batman's villains so that he can cope up with the trauma of losing his parents. In that universe, Alfred is the one who plays as Joker, the archnemesis of Batman

    • @Jeedan
      @Jeedan 3 роки тому +2

      Yes, its one of the visions Bruce sees when he 'dies' in Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader

  • @danieladelodun9547
    @danieladelodun9547 3 роки тому +7

    7:50 - Bats bringing diseases? Too soon...

    • @shikniwho7215
      @shikniwho7215 3 роки тому +1

      since that one actually from way back, would it make more sense to say "Dorky predicted the future"?

  • @bamban_garcia5562
    @bamban_garcia5562 3 роки тому +29

    You know after seeing this I realize Batman causes more problems

  • @MrDevin1125
    @MrDevin1125 3 роки тому +8

    I love how batman's normal voice just sounds like Nicolas Cage lol

  • @lindaoconnor4293
    @lindaoconnor4293 3 роки тому +36

    I was dying when Alfred was done with his shit and told him off 😂😂😂

  • @gamingnebula5704
    @gamingnebula5704 3 роки тому +4

    9:05 that was such a missed opportunity to say man bat.

  • @nickymejias5763
    @nickymejias5763 3 роки тому +41

    one villain was mising from batman greatest villain cat woamn and poasion ivy.

    • @jayb4988
      @jayb4988 3 роки тому +8

      That's two you listed though...

    • @hiss9989
      @hiss9989 3 роки тому +1

      They’re more like frienemies.

    • @elpresidontejedipimp9696
      @elpresidontejedipimp9696 3 роки тому +2

      Math

    • @AxeKick80
      @AxeKick80 3 роки тому +4

      Ah yes, the nefarious woamn and poasion

    • @pikapika8926
      @pikapika8926 3 роки тому +2

      cat woman is more of a middle ground between villain and hero

  • @roopnarinedeonarine4417
    @roopnarinedeonarine4417 2 роки тому +3

    I never thought why Thomas never had Alfred never drive the Wayne family home

  • @pocketwhatifs
    @pocketwhatifs 3 роки тому +22

    Here already a super hero for that. He the invisible hand. OF THE FREE MARKET!!!
    What about the housing crisis
    You shouldn't buy houses you couldn't afford

  • @JohnSydney225
    @JohnSydney225 3 роки тому +9

    How is Batman dressed like a fury? Besides the pointy ears on his mask there's nothing else that scream fury, everything else he wears is standard superhero costume aka the mask, the cape, the gloves, the boots, the tights, the belt, and the underwear on the outside

    • @djmarkiez
      @djmarkiez 3 роки тому +2

      Dressed up as an Bat. Bat is an animal so kinda furry i guess

  • @dennisklaes9509
    @dennisklaes9509 2 роки тому +10

    8:55
    "I know what you thinking."
    "I completly agree"
    "It was the riddler"
    🤣🤣🤣😅
    BTW:
    Just discovered you, this is really really good, so entertaining.
    On Point humor 😍😍

  • @VMStudiosOfficial
    @VMStudiosOfficial 3 роки тому +31

    I'm Batman.
    I'm a threat to society who doesn't care about the city's people.

  • @SintiSnake
    @SintiSnake 2 роки тому +4

    Fun fact:if Batman and super man worked together they could probably end all crime on earth in one day…

  • @chrismaystar3014
    @chrismaystar3014 3 роки тому +20

    Dorkly Bits were what helped me realize how many levels of wrong Batman's battle against crime is.

  • @YtcFaisalTV
    @YtcFaisalTV 3 роки тому +9

    Welcome back Guys 🔥🔥🚀🚀

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 роки тому +8

      get those rockets away from the fire, very dangerous

  • @Maryus981
    @Maryus981 3 роки тому +26

    I wonder if Batman would actually think about these problems, he's causing more chaos than peace if you look at the way he does things.

    • @williambrown4138
      @williambrown4138 3 роки тому +7

      @Alex Orjuela what does him being white have anything to do with it?

    • @Maryus981
      @Maryus981 3 роки тому +1

      @@williambrown4138 Let's not start this subject here, this video is way too great for a war in the comments 😅

    • @Maryus981
      @Maryus981 3 роки тому +3

      @@williambrown4138 Back when Batman was invented, your typical rich white dude would do anything and say it's "for the greater good" maybe that's why he mentioned 🤔.
      A pretty good reason tbh

    • @williambrown4138
      @williambrown4138 3 роки тому +11

      @@Maryus981 Racial prejudice isn't a "pretty good reason". He also said his sexuality is somehow a factor as well. People need to be called out on nonsense like this, I'm not even white and I'm offended at this blatant ignorance.

    • @williambrown4138
      @williambrown4138 3 роки тому +7

      @@Maryus981 Maybe its because I come a from a people who experience extreme racial prejudice and racism even till this day, so maybe I'm hypersensitive to comments like that. I don't mean to be combative, it just struck a nerve.

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy 3 роки тому +32

    Wayne does actually donate a TON to combat poverty. My theory is that the city is fucking haunted or something. You just don't get THAT many full on cannibals because of some drug runners.

    • @TomyDayos
      @TomyDayos 3 роки тому +3

      The town don't has just drug lords, bandits and madman(Like the Joker). Most of town administration and rich guys are corrupt, most of the richest guys in Gothan are members of the society of owls, a criminal group where one member wash the hands of the other. They all indulge in illegal things, but not personally, and they have a Reunion once in a while while they use owls masks... There is a lot of lobbying and bribery in Gothan politics.

    • @jameretief8327
      @jameretief8327 3 роки тому +5

      The city is like NYC, no amount of money you pour into that rathole will ever make any difference.

    • @gigatrihard8607
      @gigatrihard8607 3 роки тому +4

      Maybe instead of running around in a bat suit he should make sure that those moneys end when they should?
      Just throwing moneys at a problem with a lot of corrupted politicians won't do it as a lot of it will end fueling criminals instead ;)

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 3 роки тому

      @@TomyDayos No, i get that, but the Court Of Owls and shit like that only explains so much. Again, WAY too many cannibals coming out of the place.

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 3 роки тому +3

      @@gigatrihard8607 He DOES. again, it's more than regular crime. Court Of owls only explains so much. There's a LOT of cannibals and shit in that place. My guess is they elan into the Lovecraftian influences and just make the place haunted/cursed. The Arkham games blamed it all on the fumes from a Lazarus Pit.

  • @holty1314
    @holty1314 3 роки тому +16

    6:10 if u haven’t played ff7 remake by now the people probs don’t want to

  • @larsliljeberg3970
    @larsliljeberg3970 3 роки тому +4

    2:51 Fun Fact: This is sort of how Jason Todd Became Robin.

  • @haterdellag7278
    @haterdellag7278 2 роки тому +3

    I didn't expect the fighting poverty part but he's got some big fat points right there

  • @oliviaforrester2983
    @oliviaforrester2983 3 роки тому +4

    Batman: it’s tough being an orphan, I’ve never met another person who knows what it’s like
    All the robins: excuse me what the f**k

  • @deveshbhambhani8896
    @deveshbhambhani8896 3 роки тому +5

    "(beeping) this, I'm out"
    Subtitles (beep), I mean rock!

  • @thewheeldeal8439
    @thewheeldeal8439 3 роки тому +8

    ohhhh, Batman's bat's gave us Covid!

    • @bamban_garcia5562
      @bamban_garcia5562 3 роки тому +1

      Meh I say that was more Ozzy Osbourne then anything

  • @bigd5090
    @bigd5090 Рік тому +2

    "...we're fighting the symptom not the disease...THWACK!!!" Amazing!!

  • @voiceofreason467
    @voiceofreason467 2 роки тому +7

    Couple of problems with this Dorkly Bit that the writers conveniently ignore:
    #1 Crime Alley is called that because of the death of Bruce's parents.
    #2 Batman has used his wealth and legal power plenty of times to build up low income housing, stop police from getting more lethal policing gear and instead direct their efforts towards better investigative tools and promoting police being a part of the community they're, and he's also poured all the wealth he makes from his Foundation (that isn't spent on gear for his own work) goes to charity organizations that not only help the city but also building better infrastructure for the poor in an effort to be a pillar of his community. Batman may be technically a member of the 1%, but I feel like a proper portrayal of Batman would have him literally go after these types for harming their communities and their cities all for their own profit. Because he's done this in the past.
    #3 I find that this reduction of why Batman isn't heroic while funny, really illustrates the "hot takes" nature of this whole ordeal in that, there is no seriousness to it, its just an attempt to shit on the character. I mean, allow me to point out the obvious, Batman is a victim of Survivor's Guilt, he literally blames himself for what happened to his parents and believes that through fixing the city with his finances and through stopping crime (not through beating up criminals, but active detective work) from being so prevalent and sacrificing all of his own life and happiness to this cause... just so that way nobody has to go through what he did. This is also incredibly insensitive in describing trauma, it indicates that if your rich you have all the ability to get over your shit and the luxury of life not to worry about your problems... just hire a psychiatrist and get over it. But that's the problem, Bruce has tried that throughout a good deal of his life and it never helped. And not only that, most rich people who experience this kind of trauma never get over it, and Bruce's trauma is meant to signify that no matter how much money and wealth you have, sometimes it will never be enough to hearl whatever was done to you in your traumatic event. It's a message that cuts across class divisions and shows us that in the end, we're human, all of us, wealthy, poor and middle class.
    That's pretty much it, the video is still funny beyond these points, but these issues of "criticism" through parodying how ridiculous the character is, is several steps removed from actually taking on the issues with Batman in any fashion that is meaningful.

    • @Jay-hv6ss
      @Jay-hv6ss 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah. I’m certain that the writers nor 99% of people in this comment section have read a comic book in their lives.

    • @voiceofreason467
      @voiceofreason467 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jay-hv6ss Now then, let's not be charitable here, you can infer a lot of this stuff from popular media as well.

  • @SmarkAngel
    @SmarkAngel 2 роки тому +2

    As has been exhaustively explained before, Bruce Wayne runs multiple charities to fight poverty in Gotham.

  • @sliceof_melon00
    @sliceof_melon00 3 роки тому +5

    When Batman released the bats he should’ve just said it was Manbat 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @ifucturmotha6692
    @ifucturmotha6692 2 роки тому +7

    Fun fact: redistributing the 1% wealth would kill the economy and destroy the country. It hurts 100x more than it helps.

  • @ThisIsNoah1610
    @ThisIsNoah1610 3 роки тому +2

    *BatMan Looks around for his parents but they are still dead*

  • @rodan9773
    @rodan9773 3 роки тому +5

    Damn Riddler that Bat Scam lol.

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 10 місяців тому +2

    You know this makes me wonder where was Alfred that fateful night when the Waynes walked into Crime Alley! Personally I'd imagine if he was there, he would have disarmed the mugger Joe Chill! You know that would make for an interesting Elseworlds story!

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon5658 3 роки тому +31

    The rich vs the poor is still a thing

    • @ryynerwicked2762
      @ryynerwicked2762 3 роки тому +1

      That's actually the biggest problem there is it's just masked with all kinda other problems... love the profile pic by the way renamon was the shit lol

    • @phoenixc6812
      @phoenixc6812 3 роки тому +1

      No one said it wasn’t

    • @Craigalicioususa
      @Craigalicioususa 3 роки тому +1

      Why tho?

    • @Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear
      @Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear 3 роки тому +2

      @@Craigalicioususa
      Because wealth is produced by workers, so if you want to be rich you have to take away the wealth that the worker class produced. In other words, the rich are only rich because they take away the money of the poor.

    • @Craigalicioususa
      @Craigalicioususa 3 роки тому +7

      @@Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear that's very Marxist. Class warfare don't work, Socialism don't work. Worker's make product. Worker's didn't build the company, they didn't design a product that would benefit so many people that it sold, they didn't gather all the right people to make the product that benefits millions a reality. There are a lot more steps than making the product to make money. Let alone the idea that these supposed "billions" of dollars are just sitting in a bank account of 1 person is a lie "profits" are what's paying their paychecks, profits are what allowing the company to build a better product over time that makes millions more lives better, it helps build a cheaper product so everyone can enjoy it.
      It's actually pretty selfish way too think the "Worker's" did everything and deserve all the money. The profit motive isn't a bad thing, always that profit makes more jobs this is DOES go to Worker's.
      Now I'm not saying it's a perfect system either companies can do bad things. I'm all for things like safety regulations (within limits), and antitrust laws preventing companies getting to much power with that money, (see Google, Facebook, Amazon). Companies shouldn't be like government. They shouldn't have the power to stifle rights declared in the US constitution.

  • @Brosethorns
    @Brosethorns 2 роки тому +4

    ok but the batman's enemy thing is literally a batman comic, that's gotta be intentional.

  • @MatthewFolger
    @MatthewFolger 2 роки тому +2

    Batman drinking Faygo is easily the funniest thing I've heard all day.

  • @Ray-tf6yp
    @Ray-tf6yp 2 роки тому +2

    " You shouldn't have purchased homes ...you couldn't afford "
    Batman.

  • @paxhumana2015
    @paxhumana2015 3 роки тому +4

    Also, I totally would love to see someone, maybe Paul Dini, make a story about an alternate universe Batman that was completely oblivious to his world's Alfred Pennyworth actually being the real strings behind the crime and villainy of his Gotham City, and that said evil Alfred Pennyworth ended up running an ever increasing number of crime rings in parallel Earths, including Earth-1 and Earth-2, all along.

  • @allanswain2425
    @allanswain2425 2 роки тому +1

    “ I’m the dark knight , not the dark bishop” 😂 idk why that’s so funny to me

  • @drakke125Channel
    @drakke125Channel 2 роки тому +2

    Def loved seeing superman and batman playing video games and being best buds lol

  • @HunhowsShadowStalker
    @HunhowsShadowStalker 3 роки тому +2

    Crime Alley was only given that name _after_ the murder of the Waynes. Before that, it was called Park Row.

  • @thefurrydevil4283
    @thefurrydevil4283 3 роки тому +4

    You can take the bat can. Had me dieng of laughter

  • @MetaRam
    @MetaRam 3 роки тому +3

    I love the compilation, and actually loved the mid-roll ad for FF7R Integrade, but I'm absolutely bewildered why Square Enix thinks that game needs *advertising*. Anyway, hope SE gave you guys good money for the ad, Dorkly!

  • @Omnificence2016
    @Omnificence2016 3 роки тому +51

    Seems to me that Batman struggles with multiple personality disorder.

  • @ianmanning4368
    @ianmanning4368 3 роки тому +1

    God bless you, Video James.

  • @exalted_rain
    @exalted_rain 2 роки тому +1

    The promotion to Robin😂 was hilarious

  • @neilstone9360
    @neilstone9360 2 роки тому +2

    10:10 this actually happens in a alternate universe

  • @Bubblegob
    @Bubblegob Рік тому +1

    The one about Alfred being the real big villain hiring a troup of actors has actually been done in the comics except Alfred is actually the Joker but the idea is the exact same.

  • @marcoottina654
    @marcoottina654 3 роки тому +1

    4:00 the irony is soooo heavy and deep

  • @jzzisk
    @jzzisk 2 роки тому +2

    Couldn’t Man-Bat also have released the bats? He could have just blamed him, right?

  • @titantrainer592
    @titantrainer592 2 роки тому

    "He's escaping into the building with a crowbar! After him before it blows up!"

  • @julianparsons3027
    @julianparsons3027 2 роки тому +1

    Sure, you've got a security detail, but it was still kind a stupid move to test your luck like you did, Thomas Wayne...

  • @tylermurdough6211
    @tylermurdough6211 2 роки тому +1

    8:53 sounds like Harold from Total Drama Island.

  • @BB_Promoter
    @BB_Promoter 3 роки тому

    Video James is now my favorite Dorkly character

  • @chingrimungrei
    @chingrimungrei 3 роки тому +3

    Good old days

  • @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
    @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana 2 роки тому +2

    Shouldn't the 99% be very dead from all the many villains and times the Earth is nearly destroyed? Like seriously how are there any homeless alive in a comic book world? Or really how is there any normally powered human in any world where humans are constantly in mortal danger? Shouldn't they all be master engineers that heavily fortify everything and always carry a weapon they use with ease? Humans in fantasy worlds are way too human.

  • @LifeLongMETALHead83
    @LifeLongMETALHead83 2 роки тому +2

    Tell me you don't read the comics without telling me you don't read the comics
    "WoRsT BaTmAn MoviE eVeR"

  • @shirosenshiesq
    @shirosenshiesq 3 роки тому +2

    This is a nostalgic reminder of when Dorkly did more than just Pokemon videos and wasn't cucked by Lowbrow.

  • @rodan9773
    @rodan9773 3 роки тому +3

    Alfred he is not ridiculous he is AWESOME.

  • @loogi_is_die
    @loogi_is_die 3 роки тому

    Bat Mario maker 3 ideas:
    camera block:
    This detects when a enemy or Mario appears in it's sight and sends an electrical current
    It can be flipped, have wings and be placed on tracks it has two variations in one it can be flipped by jumping on it and in the other it flips automatically
    Electric cables:
    If a object is activated by Mario, a shell or something and it is connected by a cable to another block(s), that block(s) gets activated also it can be connected like a track (available in 3dw)
    Electric block:
    When powered this can be touched (available in 3dw)
    Plugshroom:
    When touching the ZL button you switch everything from on to off or vice versa
    Ice flower:
    It is a fire flower that turns enemies into blocks, The blocks can be passed through by Mario but not by enemies and have some different effects on other enemies
    Anti block:
    This block can be placed on anything, tracks pipes bullet bill blasters etc, they act like a boo that doesn't deal damage in all of these. But it makes holes inside ground which Mario can be in and they have a deletion variation that deletes ground, destroys enemies and platforms (available in 3dw)
    Robo Mario:
    This has the same physics as a player, it can be picked up and given power ups, at night it presses the y button every second (available in 3dw)
    Platform pad:
    You can change the position of this platform depending on where you stand
    3d world:
    Potted Pirhana plant:
    It's a pot which you can carry with a Pirhana plant that eats people, can shoot fire and has a tiny flutter
    Skating shoe:
    It acts like a koopa car, with a little twirl when you jump, if you don't move it on ice or the snow them,
    Conkdor:
    It swing it's head automatically which can hit blocks and items
    Ports:
    Stone blocks and toads can be used outside story mode
    All 3d world masks are in the other game styles
    New non obvious clear conditions:
    Get to the end with the p switch timer still going
    Get to the end with the level being OFF
    Only jump ( ) times
    Destroy ( ) robo Mario's
    Get to the end with ( ) robo Mario's
    There are also NOT clear conditions that are the same as different clear conditions but you lose the clear condition if you clear them
    Extra stuff:
    You can apply a "respawn" trait to things that can respawn in vs mode
    You can move the end and start goals
    And where multiplayer players start
    Goomba shoes and Yoshis can be ridden by making them go up below the player
    Clear pipes can fuse
    You unlock items by default but you can immediately get a truck to give you some items at demand
    And you can costumize ALL editor ui
    Randomness is based on your clock
    You can let your levels be downloaded and edit or not
    New modes:
    Ninja training, all courses get ninjis so you can train for new ninji courses
    Mario challenge, you can participate in these level making competitions in which a theme for the courses is chosen and you need to make a course around that
    Levels can also be cleared in separate clear conditions and those clears will be categorized differently
    Trailer and game plan:
    First, there's a teaser trailer with ONLY the ice flower and no new features
    Then there's a trailer with every little detail about the ice flower with some new features (no new items) in plain sight and near the direct ends It is announced that the game will be updated weekly (which it will) and the direct ends with some random people saying this direct sucked and some other stuff
    So then new items are unlocked to everyone weekly with the ice flower unlocked at the start and then everyone is happy

  • @TheTrippersMindTrip
    @TheTrippersMindTrip 2 роки тому

    Video James is a Gift to the Interwebs

  • @ngrey651
    @ngrey651 3 роки тому +2

    Most of these Batman bits don’t work because, for one, Batman isn’t stupid and two, Bruce Wayne’s Wayne Industries is incredibly green, charitable, and just casting Bruce as an out of touch billionaire CEO type who doesn’t care about the poor doesn’t fit any reasonable portrayal of Batman. It also doesn’t work to go “if only Batman put more money into Gotham city they wouldn’t have this level of crime“ when he’s been putting money into Gotham city for YEARS, and even if you literally set up the worlds best safety net, do you honestly think stuff like that would stop, say, the JOKER? The Penguin? Killer Croc? They’re psychotic. It wouldn’t matter if the cities unemployment benefits were heavily boosted or if Bruce Wayne literally gave every single homeless person a job and a house. Those guys would still be doing crime. Because they’re insane. Criminally insane.

    • @nobody5093
      @nobody5093 3 роки тому

      While it wouldn't stop them it should cut down on the amount of henchmen they have.

    • @ngrey651
      @ngrey651 3 роки тому +1

      @@nobody5093 Not by much given how these guys KNOW it’s the Joker and KNOW he’s insane and KNOW he kills his henchmen all the time if you don’t laugh at his jokes…and yet people STILL GO WORK FOR HIM. And that’s just him. Plenty of supervillains don’t use henchmen. Like Killer Croc. He doesn’t need them. He’ll just EAT YOUR FACE OFF.

    • @shikniwho7215
      @shikniwho7215 3 роки тому

      with how they boss got caught quite often and sometime right after they broke out of jail, those thugs probably never get paid in the first place. Heck, if you work for Two-Faces, he may pay or not pay you with a coin toss.

    • @trenvert123
      @trenvert123 3 роки тому

      What if Batman spends some of the seemingly limitless money he puts into his tech toward:
      Going after the people providing materials, facilities, weapons etc, to these mentally ill people?
      Going after capitalists who exploit labor, and makes it so that crime is a fiscally reasonable choice?
      Funding mental health facilities, so they can do proper background checks, and stop hiring the criminally insane as workers there?
      My point is that Joker, Penguin, etc are only singular people. His donations could help the people who have seemingly no choice but to work for these people, leaving these mentally ill people with no manpower, warehouses to plot in, materials/weapons to commit crimes with. You know? How mental illness usually plays out in the real world?

    • @ngrey651
      @ngrey651 3 роки тому

      @@trenvert123 Bruce Wayne’s industries have done all of that in the comics and in the cartoons. Oh the problem is that it’s Gotham. About half the cops are corrupt, more than half the politicians are corrupt, in the mafia was running Gotham city for years and they’re still dealing with the consequences of that. It’s like trying to win a marathon with one leg. It’s doable, but not very likely!

  • @DamianQualshy
    @DamianQualshy 3 роки тому +1

    Alfred really did go full Nightwing

  • @dontgotovideos5560
    @dontgotovideos5560 3 роки тому +2

    Btw, I know it’s outside of your usual style but an fnf animation from you guys could be really funny, has lots of potential IMO.

  • @garygordle5146
    @garygordle5146 3 роки тому +2

    the movie theater one hurts me

  • @UltimateShadow10
    @UltimateShadow10 Рік тому +1

    *Superman:* There's no way Green Arrow could beat Martian Manhunter in a fight.
    *Batman:* Uh, I almost scared him to death when I told him that all I needed to do to take him out was buy some matches and light a fire.

  • @austinlawrence1655
    @austinlawrence1655 3 роки тому +36

    This is why people are afraid of Batman and why they love Green Arrow

  • @kaidenmood4521
    @kaidenmood4521 3 роки тому +3

    Alfred Would be a good green Lantern

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 5 місяців тому

    What’s funny is that Alfred actually prepares and feeds the bats an elegant meal in canon 😂

  • @i-yell-a-lot4906
    @i-yell-a-lot4906 3 роки тому +4

    I FEEL RIPPED OFF THAT THEY DIDN'T TELL US ABOUT THE FF7 INTERGRADE UNTIL AFTER EVERYONE BOUGHT IT ON THE PS4