Batman's Fake News

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  • @hugzar9797
    @hugzar9797 2 місяці тому +11378

    Fun fact, batman acctualy spreads fake news about his secret identity to confuse people

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON 2 місяці тому +5

      Do the butts match?

    • @patrickm.2155
      @patrickm.2155 2 місяці тому +576

      It's no coincidence that Bruce Wayne rhymes with "news fake"

    • @aleturano1052
      @aleturano1052 2 місяці тому

      Bat misinformation strikes again

    • @Chadius
      @Chadius 2 місяці тому +384

      The Injustice comics... are rough. But Superman just revealing Batman's identity on all social media sites simultaneously was awesome and hilarious.

    • @zoro4661WasTaken
      @zoro4661WasTaken 2 місяці тому +363

      This isn't even a joke, they're not kidding, Batman has canon shitposting feats

  • @lyadhkhorcyclechalai69
    @lyadhkhorcyclechalai69 2 місяці тому +656

    Superman- you're gonna believe everything a computer says?
    Bruce- your planet did

    • @PSIHedgehogChris
      @PSIHedgehogChris 2 місяці тому +160

      Superman: "Yeah, and look what happened to it."

    • @alanbear6505
      @alanbear6505 2 місяці тому +55

      Too soon Bruce, too soon.

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 Місяць тому +20

      Superman: "YEAH, EXACTLY MY POINT!"

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 14 днів тому +4

      Tbf it was an evil computer. We didn't invent evil computers yet, our own evil still is the main threat.
      Also, we're living the end of Krypton scenario but not nearly as extreme. Just that in the face of a global climate crisis that has already made visible effects, our leaders choose to ignore it for greed.

    • @matthiasneidenberger9471
      @matthiasneidenberger9471 5 днів тому

      @@lyadhkhorcyclechalai69 Superman:
      “Touché.”

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator 2 місяці тому +5016

    Similar to my theory about the Arkham games. Alfred is at the Batcomputer in real time making sure every time Bruce sends a man into a triple suplex into a waist high wall, he's making sure it reads as "Unconscious"

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 2 місяці тому +731

      I remember arkham origins had a little exploit that you could send someone flying of a highrise building. If you look at him on the ground, he's just "unconscious". Yeah, sure bruce, that man that just fell 10 stories is definetly getting up soon.

    • @BearthatBaresFoodinBelly
      @BearthatBaresFoodinBelly 2 місяці тому +154

      Makes me think of the badman sleeping skit and the batmobile in Arkham Knight

    • @MMallon425
      @MMallon425 2 місяці тому +207

      Just needs a software patch. It's definitely true that they have lost consciousness, just not specific enough

    • @Tanrdsgener
      @Tanrdsgener 2 місяці тому +210

      Technically it’s not wrong. That man is no longer conscious.

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 2 місяці тому +80

      ​@jacobhargiss3839 i mean, if youre dead, you are definitely not conscious.

  • @Gon_333
    @Gon_333 2 місяці тому +235

    Batman: "aren't we in the 70's?"
    also Batman: *shows a smartphone after a few moments*

    • @ajduong
      @ajduong 29 днів тому +21

      It's the Batphone

    • @q.tko5
      @q.tko5 23 дні тому +9

      ​@@ajduongputting "bat" before it doesn't make it infallible

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 20 днів тому +10

      ⁠@@q.tko5i would believe you but you don’t have “bat” before your username

  • @arkthompson9869
    @arkthompson9869 2 місяці тому +5703

    Batman: Clark, Clark they hit the Pentagon!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!

    • @14tth
      @14tth 2 місяці тому +311

      Turn on the tv, any channel, doesn’t matter

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 2 місяці тому +86

      ​@@14tth
      That smiling friends reference was used to it's fullest.

    • @sadaharuofkagura
      @sadaharuofkagura 2 місяці тому +142

      ​@@Aflay1 OGs will remember it from OnlyPlays

    • @DaneGilly
      @DaneGilly 2 місяці тому +79

      We got a generation divide between Smiling Friends and Oneyplays before we got GTA 6

    • @RoachDogg_JR
      @RoachDogg_JR 2 місяці тому +36

      MOM
      MOM GET IN HERE

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 місяці тому +1677

    “You’re gonna change your entire world view based on what the f***ing computer says?”
    Welcome to the future

    • @Rakshael
      @Rakshael 2 місяці тому +35

      ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAAAAAVE

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 2 місяці тому +35

      Twitter in a nutshell.

    • @alexwirtz9780
      @alexwirtz9780 2 місяці тому +18

      The future? That shit is right now!

    • @captaingr00vy40
      @captaingr00vy40 2 місяці тому +1

      🤯

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@RakshaelI get that! And depressingly, we don't have to wait 500 years for that future!

  • @Ensani420
    @Ensani420 2 місяці тому +8740

    That Zatanna cameo was used to it’s fullest

    • @khizeryusufzai2185
      @khizeryusufzai2185 2 місяці тому +539

      She actually has a voice actor

    • @DoesEvilAWSHUKThingsGuyCIR-m8d
      @DoesEvilAWSHUKThingsGuyCIR-m8d 2 місяці тому

      DISAGREEABLE
      HINDERING
      OBSTRUCTING
      UNATTRACTIVE
      UGLY
      MALEVOLENT
      DESTRUCTIVE
      INDENCENT
      DISAPPOINTING
      HOSTILE
      HARSH
      BAD
      UNHELPFUL
      COWARDLY
      DISHONEST
      DISHONORABLE
      CRUEL
      UNLOVELY
      HATING
      UNPLEASANT
      UNNOBLE
      PAINFUL
      DISPLEASING
      IMPURE
      WRONG
      WICKED
      DOWNRIGHT
      VICIOUS
      AWFUL
      UNWORTHY
      DECEPTIVE
      MALEVOLENT
      CRUEL
      VILE
      SINISTER
      CORRUPT
      VOICE ACTOR

    • @sora.184
      @sora.184 2 місяці тому +100

      You god dam right 😂

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 місяці тому +210

      ⁠@@khizeryusufzai2185it’s ironic, because her expressions are even more shocked and blank than normal 🤣

    • @Daldi564
      @Daldi564 2 місяці тому +42

      Hope to see her in the future

  • @deadturret4049
    @deadturret4049 2 місяці тому +1756

    The funny thing is, y2k actually did happen. It just wasnt a big deal because most of the overflow issues that would have affected major computer systems got patched out. Lots of programmers worked on these kinds of fixes.

    • @Wraithfighter
      @Wraithfighter 2 місяці тому +407

      It was one of those “if we properly prepare for it, it’ll look like we were overreacting the whole time” things. Granted, it was never going to be as bad as some of the horror stories uninformed people were throwing out there, but it would’ve been very bad if silicon valley hadn’t spent like all of 1999 making sure it was sorted out.

    • @ZhilTP911
      @ZhilTP911 2 місяці тому +314

      Pour one out to all the poor engineers and IT techs that worked overtime for many months in 1999 to get it fixed. And now people think it was a hoax and all their hard work is ignored.

    • @miramyth2971
      @miramyth2971 2 місяці тому +120

      Thank you! I feel terrible for all the programmers who worked hard to stop the problem and now everyone thinks it was a lie.

    • @joshuacr
      @joshuacr 2 місяці тому +33

      And this is why you update your programs folks!

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 2 місяці тому +54

      @@miramyth2971 Welcome to the power of media scaremongering.

  • @bneuer
    @bneuer 2 місяці тому +1788

    0:37 Minor Spelling Mistake - I win Batman! - The Jonkler 2000 (probably)

  • @username5155
    @username5155 2 місяці тому +158

    3:19 Batman be like “Dear God, the Batcomputer is drowning!”

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 2 місяці тому +3449

    I bet, if the Bat Computer told Batman that Crypto Currency was a good idea, he’d dump all of his billions into it.

    • @shapular
      @shapular 2 місяці тому +167

      batcoin to the moon 🚀

    • @Chadius
      @Chadius 2 місяці тому +85

      Brother Eye's actual plan to defeat Batman:

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 2 місяці тому +11

      That would kill me

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 2 місяці тому +29

      I bet the Joker's gonna do that someday

    • @perturbedbatman2009
      @perturbedbatman2009 2 місяці тому +83

      Batman: “The Bat computer says I could be worth millions, Clark!”
      Superman: “Bruce, you realize you’re already worth BILLIONS, right? Like, that would actually be a massive step back for you.”

  • @MrDuckAndZatara
    @MrDuckAndZatara 2 місяці тому +432

    3:12
    You think this would be the work of the Legion Of Doom.
    But no, It's just Robin, Kid Flash, and Aqualad.

    • @briansmith48
      @briansmith48 2 місяці тому +15

      About half way through I thought it was Robin just messing around with Batman.
      😅

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 2 місяці тому +34

      Seriously, how _do_ the fish guys keep getting into these groups?
      It's like every team has to have the minimum following members:
      - strong
      - fast
      - smart
      - gun
      - not gun
      - fish

    • @DeliciaDamaria
      @DeliciaDamaria 2 місяці тому +15

      @@davidhong1934 Namor was created in 1939 only a few months after Superman and Aquaman only two years after Namor they literally been there since the beginning

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 2 місяці тому +5

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii
      As much as we'd like to pretend otherwise, Gleek is real

    • @briansmith48
      @briansmith48 2 місяці тому +2

      @@davidhong1934 . It's in the union bylaws. 😅
      Each category must be represented.

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 2 місяці тому +1393

    The man lives in a subterranean cave, of course his internet connection is going to be delayed by several decades

    • @woketacha6112
      @woketacha6112 2 місяці тому +44

      he has starlink. it's the only explanation that he has service at all

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 2 місяці тому +36

      @@woketacha6112 Yes but he installed the dish at the bottom of the cave

    • @kimeraclan3135
      @kimeraclan3135 2 місяці тому +12

      He would need a router every four to five meters away from each other going down into the tunnels if we wanted proper connection.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@woketacha6112ore bat-link

    • @woketacha6112
      @woketacha6112 2 місяці тому

      @@elishafollet5347 this name is making me into doug walker with the bat credit card

  • @matthiasneidenberger9471
    @matthiasneidenberger9471 2 місяці тому +2067

    Batman:
    “I mean, the bat computer’s never been wrong.”
    Thomas Wayne:
    “Really? Because you haven’t spoken to your mother and I since your first computer said we died.”

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming 2 місяці тому +240

      Now THAT'S a twist. 😂

    • @Nachotaco101
      @Nachotaco101 2 місяці тому +49

      THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

    • @matthiasneidenberger9471
      @matthiasneidenberger9471 2 місяці тому +51

      @@Nachotaco101 for us yes but imagine all the criminals who now know they’ve been beaten to a pulp and thrown in jail for what amounts to a faulty pop up add.

    • @Cheesy_33
      @Cheesy_33 2 місяці тому +67

      Batman:
      "I can still hear my father's voice..."

    • @matthiasneidenberger9471
      @matthiasneidenberger9471 2 місяці тому +51

      @@Cheesy_33 “quit telling people I’m dead!”

  • @jvomkrieg
    @jvomkrieg 2 місяці тому +268

    That BatGPT update seems to be working as intended.

  • @MaxWeb2599
    @MaxWeb2599 2 місяці тому +388

    0:03
    "LAUGHING IN PRESENCE OF AN VOICE ACTRESS"
    Some running gags never get old

    • @TheWanderingTaco
      @TheWanderingTaco 2 місяці тому +1

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii, why is the fact that the VA is transgender relevant at all? Next y'all gonna be telling me her political believes, jeez!

    • @Scarifar1
      @Scarifar1 2 місяці тому

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii She still identifies as a girl, and that's good enough for me.

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 2 місяці тому +18

      ​​@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiiI could tell, too. Which means the gag still stands! 😃

    • @xrn769
      @xrn769 2 місяці тому +13

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii so?

    • @Scarifar1
      @Scarifar1 2 місяці тому

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii I mean, trans women are still women, and we should respect her decision.

  • @TkBloch
    @TkBloch 2 місяці тому +662

    I think batman is the one who needs a breathalyzer.

    • @LewdaCRITS
      @LewdaCRITS 2 місяці тому +20

      Should I call it the bat-breathalyzer or the bat-thalyzer? 🤔😂

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 2 місяці тому +14

      I think what he really needs is a stronger password for the batcomputer 😂

  • @Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17
    @Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17 2 місяці тому +509

    3:22 that's racist, Robin

    • @TrueIdjiot
      @TrueIdjiot 2 місяці тому +9

      Yeah Baskin really went off the deep end.

    • @seijin4426
      @seijin4426 2 місяці тому +3

      How? Just because he forgot aqua lad's name doesn't automatically make him rah rah racist. 🤡

    • @yeetandyum3709
      @yeetandyum3709 2 місяці тому +38

      @@seijin4426joke. It’s a joke, It’s a motherf*ckin- Actually you know what? nevermind

    • @hansoharrigen6958
      @hansoharrigen6958 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, but, for real, fuck the fish guys

    • @Dblsweat-r2w
      @Dblsweat-r2w 2 місяці тому +3

      “Robin don’t call them fish guys, that like saying n****, instead say useless ones.”
      -Batman

  • @dlobelow760
    @dlobelow760 2 місяці тому +146

    Solidjj actually using Zatana more than DC and WB all in one video says a lot and I love that for her

    • @DeliciaDamaria
      @DeliciaDamaria 2 місяці тому +10

      She literally had a solo comic not that long ago I even think is still ongoing

    • @peterstoric6560
      @peterstoric6560 2 місяці тому

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiithe character

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani 2 місяці тому

      ​@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiiso tunnel visioned and weirdly hateful that you didn't really care that the OP meant the character, not the voice actress.
      So weird! Weirdo. I hope you're not like this irl too buddy.

    • @peterstoric6560
      @peterstoric6560 2 місяці тому +1

      @Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii the character Zatanna is female

  • @marky191
    @marky191 2 місяці тому +140

    0:42 supes sounds like swaggersouls 😭

  • @michaelthesavior8740
    @michaelthesavior8740 2 місяці тому +377

    I really wanna shake the hand of whoevers drawing these characters because they always look so good
    Happy to see Zatanna finally in one of your videos too!

    • @CalvinLee606
      @CalvinLee606 2 місяці тому +19

      The French Pineapple

    • @RomanoImperium
      @RomanoImperium 2 місяці тому +14

      The person who drew them is either dead or like super old. Im pretty sure the images are from old school cartoons from the 60s and 70s. Solid jj just puts them togethor and talks over them while saying funny shit

    • @cornucopiac1088
      @cornucopiac1088 2 місяці тому +73

      @@RomanoImperium No, that's how they used to be. he has an artist drawing them now

    • @Orangebacon1-v2y
      @Orangebacon1-v2y 2 місяці тому +52

      @@RomanoImperium That used to be the case but in more recent videos he actually has an artist draw what he needs in this style, you can check the description for the credits. I don't know if it's always the same one but The French Pineapple did this video's art (which is a helluva name)

    • @Majestic_King_Hunter
      @Majestic_King_Hunter 2 місяці тому

      @@cornucopiac1088 TIL

  • @godowskygodowsky1155
    @godowskygodowsky1155 2 місяці тому +118

    Y2K was not a hoax. It was a widespread bug in many systems across all of our infrastructure. Any bit of code that assumed that years were between 1900 and 1999 would have had undefined behavior when it turned 2000. Y2K was not destructive only because many developers worked tirelessly around the clock to ensure that our critical infrastructure could handle the millenium change. Now people don't believe it was a real concern because the ones who worked to prevent it did too good of a job.

    • @Jared_Is_Near
      @Jared_Is_Near 2 місяці тому +10

      Thank you for bringing this up! Credit is deserved where it's due

    • @jorgewilliam7103
      @jorgewilliam7103 2 місяці тому +9

      That's true, but the media at the time also blew it lot out of proportion, which certainly didn't help.

    • @ctvxl
      @ctvxl Місяць тому +6

      I worked on y2k for a major hotel chain. They spent 2 million dollars and we worked for over a year to avoid total disaster. Had they not done this, their business would have been completely halted, and everything would have needed to go back to paper. Probably would have bankrupted them.
      If not for the tireless efforts of the IT industry, there would have been complete chaos. Not world ending, but definitely would have caused some major societal problems, and probably MANY deaths. Imagine waking up one day, and the entire banking sector is down. Money can't flow. Power systems failing left and right, and on and on...
      Y2k was definitely not a hoax. It's just that everyone took it seriously, and handled it.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou Місяць тому

      @@jorgewilliam7103 Yes, the media was saying that computers could start launching nukes...because they mistakenly believed it was January 1, 1900. Why would THAT make a computer launch nukes?

  • @lunammoon8503
    @lunammoon8503 2 місяці тому +188

    iirc the thing about Y2K was that it wasn't a hoax. Everything zeroing out when the clock hit 2000 was a thing that could have happened, which is why the tech sector started sending out patches and updates so that nothing would happen. and then nothing happened.

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 2 місяці тому +77

      They did their job so well, people just assume there was nothing to do in the first place.

    • @doomexe
      @doomexe 2 місяці тому +71

      @@jacobhargiss3839 "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"

    • @Heike--
      @Heike-- 2 місяці тому +1

      You obviously missed that it was hyped as a deadly peril that was a huge threat and likely to cause significant damage, banks closing, airliners crashing, etc.
      The corporate media really is the enemy of the people.

    • @valdonchev7296
      @valdonchev7296 2 місяці тому +26

      I recall reading that some stuff started failing before Y2K whenever a program was storing future dates, giving some early warning of the potential magnitude of the issue.

    • @marpj6138
      @marpj6138 2 місяці тому +24

      Correct, some sectors (like banking) spend over 2 years in preparation, while the "less" prepared tech start preparation over 6 months before to make sure nothing happened. Such great effort that people think its a hoax because they did such amazing work

  • @Ultraraider-g1b
    @Ultraraider-g1b 2 місяці тому +88

    I was generally expecting the bat computer to say "Bruce Wayne's parents just died"

    • @SymbolCymbals2356
      @SymbolCymbals2356 2 місяці тому +7

      Lmao that would've been good

    • @ki5aok
      @ki5aok 2 місяці тому +7

      I was half expecting it to say "Superman is dead" with Superman standing there.

  • @cellgoondude
    @cellgoondude 2 місяці тому +365

    Zatanna being here is great. Superman and Zatanna being paired up is unique too.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 2 місяці тому +45

      Well, Superman IS vulnerable to magick, if you know what I mean...
      * Yes, yes, I know... different authors write him differently. Don't twist yourself up over this.

    • @alannatherson7721
      @alannatherson7721 2 місяці тому +42

      @@Mereologist You have just come up with a pairing which would produce an offspring that would be beyond broken and I love it.

    • @Lreclusa
      @Lreclusa 2 місяці тому +30

      ​@@alannatherson7721or completely useless, which would be hilarious.

    • @Weirdman20
      @Weirdman20 2 місяці тому +11

      ​@@alannatherson7721
      Smallville: 👀
      Although it didn't last long.

    • @DeliciaDamaria
      @DeliciaDamaria 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Lreclusa No, that's not how this works, magic doesn't take away his powers, one thing doesn't negate the other

  • @AlexNV75
    @AlexNV75 2 місяці тому +201

    3:43 I hate u then

    • @lenbren6658
      @lenbren6658 2 місяці тому +1

      Awkward matey 😢

    • @cocacloud6863
      @cocacloud6863 2 місяці тому

      It’s ok I love him so it balances out

    • @danielknapp3141
      @danielknapp3141 2 місяці тому +7

      It is not you, it is the sponsor. Energy drinks advertised for video gamers make no sense and are very suspicious.
      Make money, take sponsorships, but don't make it personal.

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 2 місяці тому +7

      I was just playing along with the joke 😂, but I honestly think that “Energy Drinks/Supplements for gamers” is pretty ridiculous: I am overall not a fan of Gamer Supps or similar products.
      Gamer Supps in particular is just weird to me for having such “quirky” names/flavors and over sexualized art and the such.

    • @ShayyanAli
      @ShayyanAli 5 днів тому

      Same

  • @johnathanjoestar6709
    @johnathanjoestar6709 2 місяці тому +616

    EARLY 0:48
    "aren't we in 70's?
    *Pulls out an iphone*

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 2 місяці тому +44

      Alternate reality where 1970's takes place in 2024.
      It's our reality, but this is where these 70's characters happen to take place, so they have iPhones, but also, superfluous 70's expressions.

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 2 місяці тому +17

      Tbh I wouldn't mind living in an alternate future that combines the technology of the 1970s with the technology of today.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 місяці тому +17

      @@Aflay1makes sense, since the 1930s took place in the 1990s in B:TAS

    • @ALPHABARLOG
      @ALPHABARLOG 2 місяці тому +18

      it's a *BATPHONE*

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@Aflay1 With alien tech showing up in the 1920s, I suppose it would make sense for Earth to be a few decades ahead of reality

  • @Zedrinbot
    @Zedrinbot 2 місяці тому +58

    This is what it's like arguing with someone who swears by ChatGPT

    • @joshuacr
      @joshuacr 2 місяці тому

      more like AOL!

    • @bethanyscarbrough3416
      @bethanyscarbrough3416 2 місяці тому +7

      *BatGPT (not my joke but too good not to steal)

    • @Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches
      @Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches 2 місяці тому +5

      "The probability of rolling a seven with a regular six-sided die is one sixth."
      Probabilistic token prediction, everyone.

  • @RomanoImperium
    @RomanoImperium 2 місяці тому +230

    "Superman!"
    "What is it now batman?"
    "B-Bruce waynes parents...they're dead" 💀

    • @FilmGuy7000
      @FilmGuy7000 2 місяці тому +9

      I was waiting for him to say this lol

    • @RomanoImperium
      @RomanoImperium 2 місяці тому

      ​@@FilmGuy7000😂

    • @Titanusrex1616
      @Titanusrex1616 2 місяці тому +6

      Superman and Zantanna: “…….”
      Batman: “…..OH MY GOD MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING DEAD (cries in reorphoned)” 😭😭😭

  • @sherryasq
    @sherryasq 2 місяці тому +7

    I see Aqua Lad following the footsteps of Aqua Man in the gurgul gurgal way of communication

  • @gideon1218
    @gideon1218 2 місяці тому +335

    bat credit card wasn't fake
    that shit actually happened on da silver screen

    • @MichaelAChristian1
      @MichaelAChristian1 2 місяці тому +15

      He owns bank..

    • @DaughterOfDrakes
      @DaughterOfDrakes 2 місяці тому

      To be fair, consider. Obviously, the batman can't pay with a card linked to Bruce Wayne, and imagine getting a normal bank to issue a card to Bat Mann, DOB: It's a secret, social security number N/A, income source: I'd have to get my butler to kill you if I told you.

    • @IHateAmer1ca
      @IHateAmer1ca 2 місяці тому

      @@MichaelAChristian1Not in the movie with the bat credit card

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 2 місяці тому +10

      A BAT CREDIT CARD???!!!!

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 2 місяці тому +12

      Never leave the Batcave without it.

  • @DzBPlays
    @DzBPlays 2 місяці тому +20

    "CLARK, THE WAYNE'S WERE SHOT AND THEIR KID WAS ORPHANED!"

  • @AwesomeSonicFan05
    @AwesomeSonicFan05 2 місяці тому +356

    “Your standing in a bush”
    “It was a tactical maneuver!”
    “Did the bat computer say to do that?”
    I lost it at that part!😂

  • @bloxrocks5179
    @bloxrocks5179 2 місяці тому +41

    Batman: Trump was shot at!
    Superman: that was two months ago
    Batman: no it happened again
    Superman: what

    • @drachefly
      @drachefly Місяць тому +1

      TBF the second time, the only shots were at the attacker, not the attempted assassin.

  • @silaswillis909
    @silaswillis909 2 місяці тому +386

    I mean... batman was always a bit of a crazed maniac...

    • @samuelbarber6177
      @samuelbarber6177 2 місяці тому +21

      Too many Batman adaptations refuse to admit that Batman really is just a crazy person. I think Keaton had that down.

    • @IDKisReal2401
      @IDKisReal2401 2 місяці тому +12

      It's not uncommon for him to act like a child who is good at acting like an adult, this is what such a person would do in this situation

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 місяці тому +1

      @@IDKisReal2401considering he’s a rich guy he’s a child acting like an adult acting like a child!

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 місяці тому +9

      @@samuelbarber6177there’s a little crazy and there’s batshit crazy…he was always obsessive but only in the past 40 years has he been depicted as batshit crazy by writers

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 місяці тому +7

      obsessive, not crazy…he’s fanatical but draws the line
      only in the past 40 years have writers tried harder and harder to make him into insane

  • @DrSquirtleGT
    @DrSquirtleGT 28 днів тому +6

    1:42 If this takes place in the 70s as Superman said, Ronald Reagan wouldn’t be dead, he died in 2004, in 1976, he first ran for President

    • @petrusk842
      @petrusk842 День тому

      Impossible, this video came out 3 weeks ago

  • @TheFrenchPineapple
    @TheFrenchPineapple 2 місяці тому +36

    New Favorite, so glad I'm a part of this

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 2 місяці тому +1

      You're the most important part. You were holding the camera to record all this.
      And for that we are grateful.

  • @KnightandDay33
    @KnightandDay33 2 місяці тому +28

    "Isn't this the 70s?"
    *Pulls out iPhone 14 two seconds later*

  • @amateraceon5202
    @amateraceon5202 2 місяці тому +168

    The question now is which Robin would actually be the most likely to canonically do this to Bruce

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 2 місяці тому +83

      Jason

    • @mrsamaritan6881
      @mrsamaritan6881 2 місяці тому

      This happens in the "70s" so it's Dick.

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 2 місяці тому +26

      Damian Wayne

    • @ulvha
      @ulvha 2 місяці тому +32

      why do you even ask, its clearly Jason

    • @Nightwolf14292
      @Nightwolf14292 2 місяці тому +65

      Well Robin Dick Grayson was definitely the type to play pranks so I can definitely see him doing it, if he could figure out how.
      Current Jason absolutely would, but Robin Jason isn't really the type. He was more of a sweetheart when it came to Bruce (while also being more violent then your typical 12 year old to criminals, he was both)
      Tim was more serious during his early years as Robin, but after his parents died and he finally let Bruce adopt him? Yeah lmao. I would bet on him, since he also has the computer skills to know how to.
      I can't imagine Damian doing this because he's usually more serious, especially when it comes to his father. But he would (if this was being done by the current Batbros) stand off to the side commentating on how stupid he thought it was while the others did it.

  • @reloran86
    @reloran86 2 місяці тому +260

    Just in case that hoax line wasn't a joke, Y2K wasn't a hoax. Programmers worked thousands of man hours to fix the problem. Nothing bad happened because we fixed the issue before the year 2000.

    • @Marcelo-0000
      @Marcelo-0000 2 місяці тому +32

      It was a "hoax" in the sense that lot of panic was incited over a problem that everyone saw coming and was already fixing.

    • @Uberwenis
      @Uberwenis 2 місяці тому +17

      Scrolled down to post this
      Edit: Forgot to mention that there were actual issues with medical systems misinterpreting women's ages because of the shift, and there were real people who were told by their doctors that they should have abortions because the risk of problems with their pregnancies was very high.

    • @bjorntantau194
      @bjorntantau194 2 місяці тому +20

      I'm looking forward to 2038 bugs. I already encountered one of those in the wild about 15 years ago and I think this still hasn't been fixed.
      For those curious, with PHP's internal functions you cannot set a cookie to expire after the year 2038 because PHP uses a signed integer to set the expiry date, even though the cookie spec itself uses a perfectly human readable date and time that is not susceptible to 2038 bugs.

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 2 місяці тому

      @@Marcelo-0000 That doesn't make it a hoax. If anything, with how we're literally about to go extinct as a species thanks to complete inaction in the face of climate change, it proves Y2K as NOT a hoax.

    • @connotheios
      @connotheios 2 місяці тому +16

      they didn't fix it as much as they prevented it, it would've been a real problem had no one expected it but as you said, many did and worked to prevent sensitive systems from messing up

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot 2 місяці тому +81

    I just love how Batman has an iPhone with a Bat logo in place of the Apple logo. That’s something Bruce would totally do

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON 2 місяці тому

      @@Lawrence_Talbot right after they discuss what the hell time period the sketch takes place in.

  • @keithchambersii6028
    @keithchambersii6028 2 місяці тому +30

    1:49 "How we're going to tell Bonzo" 😂😂😂

    • @B0nzoRoxx
      @B0nzoRoxx 2 місяці тому +1

      I just found out that my childhood nickname has a real meaning

    • @rowentaylor9784
      @rowentaylor9784 Місяць тому

      @@B0nzoRoxxwhy were you called Reagan as a child?

  • @snowylizard1705
    @snowylizard1705 2 місяці тому +354

    The concept of flash just being on steroids is hilarious.

    • @The.Silicone.Valley
      @The.Silicone.Valley 2 місяці тому

      real

    • @coroner2141
      @coroner2141 2 місяці тому +46

      A breathalyzer is for alcohol?

    • @thegreatandterrible4508
      @thegreatandterrible4508 2 місяці тому +26

      ​@@coroner2141Yeah, not sure where the steroids reading us coming from

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 2 місяці тому +14

      ​@@coroner2141Indeed, which makes sense given The Flash can (literally) thousands of times faster than a car at his maximum speed. Don't want anyone getting A-Trained just because Barry was intoxicated.

  • @johntrevor2
    @johntrevor2 2 місяці тому +5

    The educational value of this chapter is way underrated

  • @mohamed-degkayse7265
    @mohamed-degkayse7265 2 місяці тому +8

    Clark and Zatanna is a duo I never thought I would need.

  • @johnosborne1873
    @johnosborne1873 2 місяці тому +2

    God I love this channel

  • @kahdin
    @kahdin 2 місяці тому +28

    3:05 Funniest. Moment. EVER! 🤣

  • @omarbaba9892
    @omarbaba9892 2 місяці тому +1

    These videos will never get old

  • @TheKosmotect
    @TheKosmotect 2 місяці тому +7

    3:07 It's a National Tragedy!

  • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
    @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 2 місяці тому +24

    2:57 DC Opinion: In 2019 zatanna was in a DC cartoon called DC superhero girls,but not in the first DC Sueprhero girls show and movies…what’s up with that???

  • @aquamarinetangerine
    @aquamarinetangerine 2 місяці тому +92

    2:25 whats the song playing im dying to know

    • @lucazeroblueversion9346
      @lucazeroblueversion9346 2 місяці тому +20

      I know,
      But i wont tell :)

    • @mitchtheyeen7841
      @mitchtheyeen7841 2 місяці тому +23

      Google Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley to find it.

    • @kaynawests262
      @kaynawests262 2 місяці тому +16

      Sneaking Weasels by kevin mcloud

    • @Bubben246
      @Bubben246 2 місяці тому +6

      @@mitchtheyeen7841 No, I'm pretty sure that's Together Forever.

    • @Drego__
      @Drego__ 2 місяці тому

      Me too 😂

  • @BlindfoldSniper
    @BlindfoldSniper 26 днів тому +1

    Robin causing Batman ti invest in Blackberry is a diabolical move.

  • @Tom-Cassara
    @Tom-Cassara 7 днів тому +3

    Legitimately one of the best explanations of the psychology of conspiracy theorists for a general audience

  • @The-R3d-M4ge
    @The-R3d-M4ge 2 місяці тому

    This may be the funniest video you put out yet, thank you for this

  • @Ralph_ralphster
    @Ralph_ralphster 2 місяці тому +8

    Was the point of zatana being there just to flex that you have a female voice actress but won’t give one to Wonder Woman??😂😂😂

  • @howaboutno3083
    @howaboutno3083 13 днів тому

    After watching the new post this one is an eye opener

  • @just_a_funni_guy3085
    @just_a_funni_guy3085 Місяць тому +3

    2:08 *makes diferent faces in lack of voice actress for 5 seconds*

  • @genesismultiverse4896
    @genesismultiverse4896 28 днів тому +1

    Batman: CLARK 911 HAPPENED

  • @sarumike-bb5ip
    @sarumike-bb5ip 2 місяці тому +28

    Batman: Dear God, my computer is drowning
    3:24

    • @DoesEvilAWSHUKThingsGuyCIR-m8d
      @DoesEvilAWSHUKThingsGuyCIR-m8d 2 місяці тому

      DISAGREEABLE
      HINDERING
      OBSTRUCTING
      UNATTRACTIVE
      UGLY
      MALEVOLENT
      DESTRUCTIVE
      INDENCENT
      DISAPPOINTING
      HOSTILE
      HARSH
      BAD
      UNHELPFUL
      COWARDLY
      DISHONEST
      DISHONORABLE
      CRUEL
      UNLOVELY
      HATING
      UNPLEASANT
      UNNOBLE
      PAINFUL
      DISPLEASING
      IMPURE
      WRONG
      WICKED
      DOWNRIGHT
      VICIOUS
      AWFUL
      UNWORTHY
      DECEPTIVE
      MALEVOLENT
      CRUEL
      VILE
      SINISTER
      CORRUPT

  • @mightyfilm
    @mightyfilm 2 місяці тому +1

    "Does this take place in the 70's?"
    (Batman pulls out smartphone).
    You've done it again, Solid!

  • @bneuer
    @bneuer 2 місяці тому +82

    3:05 9/11 Jumpscare lmao

    • @eypick6987
      @eypick6987 2 місяці тому

      This was brought up to the comment reader just before it happened in the video. Thanks.

  • @lemon4378
    @lemon4378 2 місяці тому +2

    solid jj has to be the only channel where I watch the end sponsors

  • @callmeturg1590
    @callmeturg1590 2 місяці тому +111

    4:04 this video doesn’t exist

  • @jbeauregard4002
    @jbeauregard4002 19 днів тому +1

    “I convinced him to invest in BlackBerry last week” 😭

  • @thatkidoverthere682
    @thatkidoverthere682 2 місяці тому +7

    Its bedtime for Bonzo. I'm tucking him into bed. He asks where Ronnie Reagan is. I turn away to hide a single tear coming down my face. "You'll see him again, Bonzo. I promise."

  • @Safeknight77
    @Safeknight77 2 місяці тому

    Ooohhhhhh, my goodness! This was good, especially that ending! Well done! :D

  • @Firemaster27
    @Firemaster27 2 місяці тому +32

    The Bat-tabloids strike again!!

  • @propelledgaming9441
    @propelledgaming9441 2 місяці тому +1

    THIS GOT SO DEEP I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 2 місяці тому +31

    I don't care if she was ''used to the fullest'' here or not, Zatanna is the best DC character and she needs to be in more things.

    • @InvaderTool
      @InvaderTool 2 місяці тому +2

      Even after she erased Batman’s memories of Doctor Light doing something… horrible to Elongated Man’s wife?

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 2 місяці тому +11

      @@InvaderTool Bringing in Identity Crisis into the conversation really? Why not bring in The Dark Knight Strikes Again as a reason to dislike Batman or Heroes in Crisis when talking about Wally West? Come on now.

    • @Arakus99
      @Arakus99 2 місяці тому +10

      @@giantWario tbf isn’t this basically what everyone does to Hank Pym

    • @DootDoot93
      @DootDoot93 2 місяці тому +7

      I have a massive, shameless crush on Zatanna and am happy to see her in pretty much anything.

    • @InvaderTool
      @InvaderTool 2 місяці тому

      @@giantWario To be fair, The Dark Knight Strikes Again was never meant to be canon.

  • @KingofKran
    @KingofKran Місяць тому +2

    Batcomputer with ChatGPT

  • @JOBdOut
    @JOBdOut 2 місяці тому +43

    The batcomputer says theyre eating the dawgs

    • @kvn8907
      @kvn8907 2 місяці тому +3

      What the dog doing?
      Getting eaten.
      My uncle's cousin's friend's daughter's friend said so, and that's good enough for me.

  • @ZArocket
    @ZArocket 16 днів тому +1

    Idk why but I love Zatanas design in this

  • @vitormanuel5291
    @vitormanuel5291 2 місяці тому +9

    Zatanna was such a nice addition to this video, i can't imagine it without her

  • @ThatBananaBoat420
    @ThatBananaBoat420 2 місяці тому

    Dude today is my birthday this is the best thing so far thanks solid jj

  • @ElectricalMatthew
    @ElectricalMatthew 2 місяці тому +7

    I’m surprised to see Zatanna in one of these videos and that she has a voice actress

  • @revan0890
    @revan0890 2 місяці тому +1

    It's always a nice suprise to see Zatanna.

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 2 місяці тому +3

    "Turn on BatTV, it doesn't matter what channel. AUGH"

  • @GODISGOODBRO
    @GODISGOODBRO 2 місяці тому +1

    I like how they struggle to figure out what time period they're in followed by batman pulling out an iPhone

  • @finaltouchstudio_
    @finaltouchstudio_ 2 місяці тому +12

    Batman “are we in the 70’s?”
    *holds iPhone*

  • @kingsleynnadi9619
    @kingsleynnadi9619 2 місяці тому

    More of the sidekicks hanging out please 😂

  • @GrizzlyTank
    @GrizzlyTank 2 місяці тому +3

    Robin convincing him to invest in Blackberry is diabolical

  • @winnerwannabe9868
    @winnerwannabe9868 2 місяці тому +1

    the batcomputer is running edge

  • @lulukomadori9651
    @lulukomadori9651 2 місяці тому +2

    Zatanna seriously one of the most underrated characters, I probably should be glad movies doesn't touch her, specially zac or others

  • @liamwaddleton
    @liamwaddleton 2 місяці тому

    "bat warning" holy shit. This is incredible, yet another banger my dude

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 2 місяці тому +10

    I'm surprised Batman didn't have a contingency plan for his computer going haywire.

  • @Sandelaphon
    @Sandelaphon 2 місяці тому +1

    That lead pipe really did a number on Batman.

  • @michaelperezii
    @michaelperezii 2 місяці тому +3

    Strange that batman was seen in bushes right before the events of today...

  • @SkoonWook
    @SkoonWook Місяць тому +1

    Plot twist: BatComputer was using Microsoft Edge

  • @dazzlethestar151
    @dazzlethestar151 2 місяці тому +11

    The reveal that it's just Robin and his friends using the Batcomputer to troll Batman is just hilarious 😂

  • @hirudinaria
    @hirudinaria 2 місяці тому +2

    Zatanna was only there to brag about the no longer "lack of voice actress" 😂

  • @dickygushy
    @dickygushy 2 місяці тому +11

    Y2K was a real threat, but software engineers worked really hard to update everything before the clock hit 2000. Why does everyone sleep on the work of the laborers?

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 2 місяці тому +2

    I wish this weren't SO ACCURATE!

  • @adamblade8805
    @adamblade8805 2 місяці тому +6

    Maybe hitting Batman with a steel pipe from last episode wasn't the best idea! 😂

  • @Jstar95175
    @Jstar95175 2 місяці тому +1

    "Aren't we in the 1970's?"
    *Checks iPhone*

  • @MM-xn6tn
    @MM-xn6tn 2 місяці тому +3

    Batman hasn't been the same ever since those amnesia concussions.

  • @ashotofwhiskey219
    @ashotofwhiskey219 2 місяці тому +1

    Zatanna appearance.
    That's all I need.

  • @produccionesluxy
    @produccionesluxy 2 місяці тому +10

    Batman full on beliving the bat computer must be some sort of sequel to getting punched in the head with a steel tube by superman

  • @TheMaxFusionGaming
    @TheMaxFusionGaming 2 місяці тому +1

    Fun Fact: not only is Gotham City in New Jersey, (meaning the Batmobile has Jersey tags) but what’s stranger is that the Batcomputer actually runs on Windows XP…

  • @TheCFD_Dude
    @TheCFD_Dude 2 місяці тому +70

    Funny enough, something far worse than Y2K actually happened recently with Windows. Not to the level of insanity of war and stuff, but the legitimate technological fear of everything crashing millions of systems at once came true.

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 2 місяці тому +23

      The only salvation mankind enjoys is knowing that our nuclear arsenal runs on floppy disks and Windows XP, that security software isn't compatible lol

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@theeccentrictripper3863 actually, parts of our nuclear arsenal might be older than that.

    • @Krab17
      @Krab17 2 місяці тому

      @@jacobhargiss3839 There's still critical infrastructure running on stuff from the 80's, some replacement parts are also worth several thousand and can only be found on Ebay...

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 2 місяці тому +16

      If you're talking about CrowdStrike:
      1) Not nearly as bad as what would have happened if Y2K had not been addressed.
      2) Simple rollback was enough to work around until a solution was available.
      3) How that company still exists is unfathomable to me.

    • @nssheepster
      @nssheepster 2 місяці тому

      @@thekinginyellow1744 In regards to #3... Ongoing contracts. That's all, really. They have contracts, when those contracts expire I do not think they'll be renewed, but until then, it's contract intertia, baby.

  • @azamatfleming5427
    @azamatfleming5427 2 місяці тому +1

    Lets go! Zatanna cameo!