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  • @dadrumma8608
    @dadrumma8608 8 років тому +7494

    You know you've played too much TF2 when you're able to guess what each class's diagnosis is going to be before the Medic writes it down.

    • @pootisdispenser9725
      @pootisdispenser9725 8 років тому +35

      Da Drumma yup

    • @orangeguy7104
      @orangeguy7104 8 років тому +52

      Da Drumma
      I have like 120 hours on my account

    • @dadrumma8608
      @dadrumma8608 8 років тому +41

      Kaneki ken I have over 700. Git gud, son.

    • @CoaLMaN122PL
      @CoaLMaN122PL 8 років тому +32

      i have over 1200 hours

    • @orangeguy7104
      @orangeguy7104 8 років тому +32

      I've only been playing since March
      So I'm pretty happy with how many hours I've had

  • @thehydrogenattheendoftheun2703
    @thehydrogenattheendoftheun2703 4 роки тому +7206

    1:05
    Love how he doesn't even do any tests, just one look and he diagnoses liver failure.

    • @mysterym3678
      @mysterym3678 3 роки тому +259

      Liver? What's that?

    • @Амин-т4х
      @Амин-т4х 3 роки тому +162

      @@mysterym3678 Person that lives is a liver

    • @Yawnford
      @Yawnford 3 роки тому +249

      @@mysterym3678 The liver is the one that makes people thin and fat

    • @Blumoon09
      @Blumoon09 3 роки тому +44

      Hello hydrogen at the end of the universe

    • @bananaboi4108
      @bananaboi4108 3 роки тому +18

      Actually it one of your part in the middle

  • @randomguy2153
    @randomguy2153 5 років тому +3304

    0:26 I love how soldier starts smiling like “finally some action”

  • @mysterystring-702
    @mysterystring-702 3 роки тому +6368

    I find it funny that medic is at first honest with himself, realizing how terrible he really is...
    Then he just goes, "oh yea, I'm me" and clears himself.

    • @gusgamingchannel4519
      @gusgamingchannel4519 2 роки тому +263

      Yeah bro medic is just realizing how much of a psychopath he is but the. He’s like yeah that’s normal bro nothings wrong

    • @diogosousa7698
      @diogosousa7698 2 роки тому +132

      Medic: AM a Monster BUT the paycheck is really Nice so*clears himself*

    • @ryanquantz5035
      @ryanquantz5035 2 роки тому +23

      kinda me in a small way

    • @simonpetrikov3992
      @simonpetrikov3992 Рік тому +27

      @@gusgamingchannel4519 bro you would have to be insane to not check yourself clear like if someone tasks you with investigating yourself what you do after a short period of time you say this: “i have investigated myself and found myself to have done no wrong doing”
      Note: or am I the insane one for suggesting that move is the most logical move to do

    • @germangomez7347
      @germangomez7347 Рік тому +10

      @@ryanquantz5035 bro's 14

  • @SilverSullivan
    @SilverSullivan 5 років тому +6999

    at least medic is aware that he's insane

    • @justmedic9689
      @justmedic9689 4 роки тому +558

      "I don't zhink it's anyzhing to worry about"

    • @JoJo-xp6wr
      @JoJo-xp6wr 4 роки тому +360

      Well, if someone sees their selves as crazy, this means that they still have a bit of sanity in them

    • @jonskhag
      @jonskhag 4 роки тому +17

      @Evelyn Daniel a

    • @pablozurita2996
      @pablozurita2996 4 роки тому +55

      He has spilt personalities

    • @hdmi_adapter2867
      @hdmi_adapter2867 4 роки тому +66

      @@pablozurita2996 may I give a Zecond opinion,

  • @Stonex180
    @Stonex180 2 роки тому +811

    “The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting”
    Imagine being in the emergency room for surgery and you hear your surgeon say that

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Рік тому +27

      I would nope outta there so fast the next country over can hear the collateral damage

    • @LudwigTheLongbeard
      @LudwigTheLongbeard Рік тому +19

      That would send chills down my spine

    • @Theplumbertakedown
      @Theplumbertakedown Рік тому

      ​@@LudwigTheLongbeardconsidering what medic did to his last patient before losing his medical license you probably wouldn't have a spine anymore

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 Рік тому +20

      there is a 70% chance i'd say that one time if i every became a surgeon

    • @Fauniq
      @Fauniq 11 місяців тому

      ​@@EllpaFox47 I'm going to snatch that medical license from you if I ever end up on your table.

  • @aidanfreienmuth006
    @aidanfreienmuth006 4 роки тому +4827

    They always ask "Where is Medic?", but they never ask "How is Medic?"

    • @ashofruins761
      @ashofruins761 4 роки тому +156

      Medic is dying inside

    • @deadfurydbf9647
      @deadfurydbf9647 4 роки тому +64

      He insane

    • @aa2748
      @aa2748 4 роки тому +69

      The 9 years old playing the game: *wtf whEre Is our fokIng mediCk kiCk him fOr beIng nub*

    • @gec3v913
      @gec3v913 4 роки тому +58

      @@aa2748 that happened to me lol
      i just got the game, newly learning to play with medic and a toxic 8 year old proceeded to votekick me becouse i was a "noob" lmao

    • @icecream4you161
      @icecream4you161 4 роки тому +3

      There's probably a reason....

  • @ricekrispies4994
    @ricekrispies4994 3 роки тому +1321

    I like how despite being able to trick the devil medic, along with everyone else is still scared of pyro

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 2 роки тому +15

      Yes

    • @kadentaylor6786
      @kadentaylor6786 2 роки тому +76

      can we just discuss how in the ending scene he's figured out a way to set concrete on fire

    • @admiralkeelhauled42
      @admiralkeelhauled42 Рік тому +84

      The devil can be reasoned against. Pyro cannot.

    • @ME0WMERE
      @ME0WMERE Рік тому +20

      @@kadentaylor6786 concrete can be set on fire if you dump petrol on it first

    • @tinypinkittycat
      @tinypinkittycat Рік тому +8

      @@ME0WMERE *Noises of concern*

  • @showsomeid
    @showsomeid 5 років тому +7719

    Engie has OCD.
    *wears one glove instead of two.*

    • @rockybalboa9239
      @rockybalboa9239 5 років тому +309

      Good point

    • @kevinmillard1323
      @kevinmillard1323 5 років тому +174

      not how that works-

    • @kevinmillard1323
      @kevinmillard1323 5 років тому +338

      theres different types of ocd (im not super knowledgeable on it, but i do know people do it differently) theres people who want things where everything is symmetrical (the gloves), do the same schedule as often and as much as possible, do one thing before a certain thing like tapping your wrist before opening a door, etc.
      we dunno what engie does

    • @catpip_
      @catpip_ 5 років тому +47

      Miguel Paiva you’re wrong about someone else being wrong

    • @kevinmillard1323
      @kevinmillard1323 5 років тому +51

      *_*proceeds to dab_**

  • @45potato95
    @45potato95 4 роки тому +2890

    Actually, as an engineer main I can confirm we do indeed have ocd when it comes to placing perfect buildings.

    • @zalternative1
      @zalternative1 3 роки тому +44

      Watching too much Uncle Dane?

    • @GiggleSharts
      @GiggleSharts 3 роки тому +101

      Sometimes when I’m trying to place a dispenser in a corner, I keep moving back and forth for a little while trying to fit it perfectly.

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 3 роки тому +38

      Me after placing a level 3 only for it to be immediately destroyed

    • @dogedameme5321
      @dogedameme5321 3 роки тому +7

      so true

    • @An_Average_Arsonist
      @An_Average_Arsonist 2 роки тому +34

      No, you dont understand, if I put the dispenser 5° to the right, errant explosives will damage it, forcing me to repair it with my wrench, only to get killed by a crocket, if I put it 17° to the left then a spy will see it before they see my sentry, ergo he can poke it with an ambassador shot luring and then headshotting me at a distance to safely sap my nest, 14 hammer units backward and my medic will die of afterburn just before he can reach its quantum hydroxylation extinguisher, it needs to go in the perfe--- *"SENTRY DOWN!"*, N-n-not T-t-t-to worry, buildings c-can be re-repai-, REPLACED. N-No, I cant put the s-s-sentry where you asked, scout, I cant build a teleporter yet, heavy I just put the dispenser... I can't... this is... what am I...
      ...
      (Killbinds) _"WAAAGHHHH"_

  • @AwareOrSomething
    @AwareOrSomething 4 роки тому +3755

    **Tower falls down**
    "SENTRY DOWN"
    Engis neck: Ima head up

  • @barrickfischer
    @barrickfischer 3 роки тому +2958

    The fact that Medic is aware of his "conditions" means he's still redeemable, if not too late. His conditions' are quite misplaced and somewhat on point when necessary

    • @Predaplanter
      @Predaplanter 3 роки тому +196

      The fact he's aware but doesn't want to change is a sign he's evil

    • @Prycc69420
      @Prycc69420 3 роки тому +130

      @@Predaplanter ye lol he sold the souls of tf classic mercenaries to the devil, sees his teammates as experimental subjects and is an extreme sadist.
      goog dokter tho

    • @stefiianne
      @stefiianne 2 роки тому

      Medic: I AM ZE G LENS HFGFVHGJGGJBHTFJGKGJBYJIBYGJIBYTHUVTTJFYVJNVGNGJJ YJNJU F

    • @viktorpalguta6734
      @viktorpalguta6734 2 роки тому +1

      dude, hes o k a y

    • @matheusmartinhogalvani1716
      @matheusmartinhogalvani1716 2 роки тому +37

      Medic sold their souls , not tf2 Classic mercs souls, in the comic, he interrupts miss pauling's speech to tf2 classic heavy and say : I sold our souls

  • @grungaa
    @grungaa 5 років тому +4258

    Well, at least Medic knows he shouldn't self-diagnose.

    • @unorthodoxic4691
      @unorthodoxic4691 4 роки тому +48

      @biopenta How do you know what this looks like?

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +24

      @biopenta 1:23 how really too much fapping what happened it deisgn name

    • @raddiecat6528
      @raddiecat6528 4 роки тому +6

      well under his glove is a rob- no that makes sense.

    • @keyheard8492
      @keyheard8492 4 роки тому +1

      LOL, 666 likes)) Nice, bro)

    • @randomgnbenthusiast
      @randomgnbenthusiast 4 роки тому +2

      Unorthodoxic nt

  • @Samett98
    @Samett98 4 роки тому +3128

    Smokers when visiting doctor: I only... Eeeh... Smoke ocasionaly.
    Spy when visiting doctor: *smokes in front of him*

    • @lightsabercollector3096
      @lightsabercollector3096 4 роки тому +31

      @مكافحة شحاذين الايكات السريه true

    • @poopyjoe7435
      @poopyjoe7435 4 роки тому +16

      @مكافحة شحاذين الايكات السريه true cursed arbic teletubby

    • @drdiabeetus4419
      @drdiabeetus4419 4 роки тому +27

      TF2 DOES take place in the late 60's.

    • @max_vr4757
      @max_vr4757 4 роки тому +13

      His lungs: aight imma head out

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 4 роки тому +11

      Spy is a madlad at its finest

  • @Jay-S04
    @Jay-S04 4 роки тому +18518

    The only reason medic has legible handwriting is because he lost his medical license.

    • @c.i.m.1984
      @c.i.m.1984 4 роки тому +925

      This is a 100 IQ joke over there

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 4 роки тому +342

      Take my like and go

    • @benjaminalbright9379
      @benjaminalbright9379 4 роки тому +118

      ayyy, nice job on this comments 69th like

    • @oferzilberman5049
      @oferzilberman5049 4 роки тому +85

      Jay, I think I saw you in a twoset comment section! *Flashbacks to when I was a general piece of shit person*
      _You've seen nothing_
      Also that's a great statement, I approve. I think I'm safe for the future because my handwriting looks like that irish farmer that lost his sheep

    • @thatlittlemonstrosity
      @thatlittlemonstrosity 4 роки тому +39

      Genius joke, ty you made my day better

  • @yingtyson4493
    @yingtyson4493 2 роки тому +397

    Can we all appreciate that fact that without any formal medical training, loosing his (probably forged) medical licence, and being unequipped enough to keep organs (and heads) in a regular old fridge, Medic performs a flawless medical examination.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Рік тому +41

      Well, he is the guy who removed someone’s entire skeleton and stitched them back together so well that they somehow woke up and also the person who somehow removed EIGHT people’s souls.
      Also, imagine how precise and painful it would be to have to stitch the nerves back together, and/or implement replacements,
      He didn’t have the medigun, he made it in the beta meet the team, YEARS after he lost his medical license

    • @Mictecuh_1347
      @Mictecuh_1347 Рік тому +20

      I think he had formal medical training
      I mean, he says that he lost his medical license, not that he didn't have one

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 Рік тому +4

      i mean
      after doing this day in day out for years he would have enough practical experience

    • @konradklukowski1009
      @konradklukowski1009 7 місяців тому +2

      Are you a doctor ?
      Because it’s sounds like something a doctor would say.

  • @freyathedragon899
    @freyathedragon899 4 роки тому +6654

    Medic: “I just saw one of your lungs fall off.”
    Spy: “No, that lung was holding me back.”

  • @scoopadoop1084
    @scoopadoop1084 4 роки тому +2112

    0:47 As someone with ADHD, I can confirm that's basically how we act if we don't have 3 metric tons of medication ever hour

    • @darthmaul7434
      @darthmaul7434 4 роки тому +121

      I have ADHD but i'm not sooo like that,i'm not an maniac like Scout.

    • @zjreviews4288
      @zjreviews4288 4 роки тому +71

      Only Every hour? Your one of the lucky ones.

    • @HAARGLaga
      @HAARGLaga 4 роки тому +58

      @@zjreviews4288 I'm even luckier I only have to take it at the start and end of every day

    • @_hispanicpanic_
      @_hispanicpanic_ 4 роки тому +32

      As a person with ADHD, I second this statement. It's so true

    • @ЛюгерПарабеллум-н8р
      @ЛюгерПарабеллум-н8р 4 роки тому +13

      So what can you say to people who believe that this disease doesn't even exist? Who believe that government just wants to give drugs to the children.

  • @remito7839
    @remito7839 4 роки тому +1207

    Can we just appreciate how the Spy, despite having almost no lungs to speak of, can throw his knife so hard that it sticks into a concrete wall? Might explain why sometimes people in game go flying when they get backstabbed.

    • @jacintovski
      @jacintovski 4 роки тому +82

      Imagine him healthy

    • @Spooki_Tano
      @Spooki_Tano 4 роки тому +98

      @@jacintovski his victims would either dematerialize out of existence or create a paradox in a single backstab

    • @Abdirahman_Mohamed
      @Abdirahman_Mohamed 4 роки тому +53

      @@jacintovski He would back stab reality

    • @Bananasleeve
      @Bananasleeve 3 роки тому +23

      He will make a black hole

    • @notavegan3
      @notavegan3 3 роки тому +17

      yo i know this is a joke but what if the pain in his lungs makes it painfull to move his arms so when he goes to stab the pain makes him flinch

  • @friendlydoc200
    @friendlydoc200 2 роки тому +275

    This animation was made in 6 years ago and it still feels new and well made to watch

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 роки тому +2194

    0:43
    Engineer : "Sentry Down !"
    _(Necktus Erectus)_

  • @warfaresmemes7172
    @warfaresmemes7172 5 років тому +3975

    *Scout tells a really dark joke that gets so much hate on the internet*
    Scout: Classic scout...

  • @hank6624
    @hank6624 4 роки тому +2974

    Scout: *Throws a harmless paper plane at spy*
    Spy: So you have chosen death

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 роки тому +69

      Don't anger the French guy. Noted.

    • @minekiddd7624
      @minekiddd7624 4 роки тому +12

      Desu Neko same goes for Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

    • @minekiddd7624
      @minekiddd7624 4 роки тому +5

      DipperDub Moore there’s also a French dude in JoJo (his name is Polnareff) that you don’t wanna piss of unless you want to become a pincushion

    • @beb7435
      @beb7435 4 роки тому +7

      @@minekiddd7624
      Yeah his Stand can mess you up

    • @beb7435
      @beb7435 4 роки тому +1

      @FaggotSlayer
      He was just explaining it to him-

  • @beepmanofleisure1959
    @beepmanofleisure1959 2 роки тому +236

    *Symptoms*
    [Spy]: persistent cough
    [Engineer]: obsessive compulsive behavior
    [Scout]: Impulsive and hyperactive behavior. Lack of focus.
    [Heavy]: excessive fat and overweight
    [Pyro]: hallucinations and severe devusions
    [Demoman]: vomiting dissorientation and confusion... *Drunk*
    [Sniper]: burning sensation upon urination. Freguent urination.
    [Soldier]: angry outburns and aggresive behavior.
    [Medic]: clear

    • @TyrannoKing
      @TyrannoKing Рік тому +20

      [Spy]: persistent cough, & short amount of breath

  • @theodorehildebrand-faust3771
    @theodorehildebrand-faust3771 4 роки тому +1345

    0:45 I love how Engineer's neck just spontaneously extends.

  • @Awesomest915
    @Awesomest915 4 роки тому +6859

    Nice to know that even Engineer and Sniper, arguably the most sane TF2 characters, have something wrong with them.

    • @Professional_Dumbass
      @Professional_Dumbass 4 роки тому +625

      id agree with engi but sniper
      bruh he stabby stabb stabb and probably was known as pee man in the 2nd grade
      edit: 2 years later and i now simp for sniper
      i take back what i said

    • @Awesomest915
      @Awesomest915 4 роки тому +136

      Steph I said arguably.

    • @Professional_Dumbass
      @Professional_Dumbass 4 роки тому +86

      @@Awesomest915 aye, fair enough.

    •  4 роки тому

      @@Professional_Dumbass without sasha, heavy is a pretty chill guy

    • @750tiprogamer
      @750tiprogamer 4 роки тому +314

      @@Professional_Dumbass I think in the comics at least heavy is the most sane person

  • @nathanfranklin7267
    @nathanfranklin7267 3 роки тому +5968

    Heavy is basically the only healthy class, he just has to take off a few pounds.

    • @aitusai
      @aitusai 3 роки тому +297

      So is sniper

    • @VladimirChibuckov
      @VladimirChibuckov 3 роки тому +168

      khm.. khm.. you mean tons?

    • @Ensign61080
      @Ensign61080 3 роки тому +601

      it's funny cause everything about him screams "STRONGARM" everybody goes right to "FAT"

    • @robastergaming6074
      @robastergaming6074 3 роки тому +337

      Technically, he's not fat, he's just got heavy muscles

    • @AA-hg8zf
      @AA-hg8zf 3 роки тому +9

      Pretty sure he likes killing people so psycopathy?

  • @xx_skylark_xx2312
    @xx_skylark_xx2312 3 роки тому +369

    The only reason medic lost his medical license was cause he could write perfectly

    • @slow-joe
      @slow-joe 11 місяців тому +1

      facts

    • @Mayo_Nayoo
      @Mayo_Nayoo 11 місяців тому +4

      he stole a mans skeleton....and other things....

    • @DRI_CATT
      @DRI_CATT 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Mayo_Nayoo nuh uh no he didnt

    • @Mayo_Nayoo
      @Mayo_Nayoo 8 місяців тому +1

      @@DRI_CATT yeah he did....it's literally in the lore

    • @lobotomizedblank
      @lobotomizedblank 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Mayo_Nayoo that's only the minor reason, the real major reason was because he had a handwriting which anyone can read

  • @Thorium_Lover
    @Thorium_Lover 4 роки тому +2189

    Honestly it’s quite sad that the reason the solider is insane is because of lead poisoning and PTSD

    • @mommymustmurder2056
      @mommymustmurder2056 4 роки тому +234

      Mostly lead poisoning probably, his brain is probably pumped full of lead from the battles he is thrown into.

    • @Thorium_Lover
      @Thorium_Lover 4 роки тому +106

      Sans the Skeleton you are absolutely right I just thought that the concept of solider having ptsd was an interesting thing to consider

    • @mommymustmurder2056
      @mommymustmurder2056 4 роки тому +70

      I mean, at least he's still alive. The main thing on my mind is why continue to fight if he's just going to screw himself over even more?

    • @Thorium_Lover
      @Thorium_Lover 4 роки тому +29

      Sans the Skeleton | thats actually a good point

    • @mommymustmurder2056
      @mommymustmurder2056 4 роки тому +49

      Unless he has nothing back home. Then I can't really blame the poor guy.

  • @starlosa
    @starlosa 5 років тому +2792

    Scout having ADHD was honestly the most accurate description of ADHD I’ve seen in a long time
    Edit: I mean him overall in the Tf2 series, not just him being over excited in this animation.

    • @AntroElCaprino
      @AntroElCaprino 4 роки тому +13

      I agree

    • @AntroElCaprino
      @AntroElCaprino 4 роки тому +74

      @arron hogg chill

    • @dummkopf6693
      @dummkopf6693 4 роки тому +108

      I have A.D.H.D, and I can confirm that the scout most defenently has it.

    • @dummkopf6693
      @dummkopf6693 4 роки тому +7

      @@gone6759 Well....I.......uhh......

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 роки тому +8

      Crikey Jones
      *Getting Sus*
      Where is all that bonk you’re hidin?

  • @ThomasG2-Chuklenuts
    @ThomasG2-Chuklenuts 6 років тому +2378

    3 years later, this is still one of the best TF2 animation ever
    4/2020 edit: 5 years later, still one of the best TF2 animation ever
    1/2021 edit: 6 years later, still one of the best TF2 animation ever

    • @NXE212
      @NXE212 5 років тому +19

      And still
      4 years

    • @kylefitz.2639
      @kylefitz.2639 5 років тому +2

      @Zulu-Exa/Jack Wilson Temmie
      420th like

    • @kylefitz.2639
      @kylefitz.2639 5 років тому

      @Zulu-Exa/Jack Wilson Temmie
      Weed is outdated.
      I prefer pot.

    • @kylefitz.2639
      @kylefitz.2639 5 років тому

      @Zulu-Exa/Jack Wilson Temmie
      What have you brought upon this cursed land?

    • @Abdul_rahman_von_yasin
      @Abdul_rahman_von_yasin 5 років тому

      4

  • @the_popanator
    @the_popanator 2 роки тому +577

    A little thing I noticed was that for each of the Mercs (that we see) they have a distinct and strangely fitting way of writing their name.
    Spy has fancy, loopy, cursive.
    Engie has blocky, practical writing.
    Scout's is a bit wonky and it goes off the line.
    Medic has relatively normal handwriting.
    And Sniper has slightly leaning letters, _like this_

    • @fish.5159
      @fish.5159 Рік тому +10

      Nice, I didn’t notice that!

    • @AlexBlueGem
      @AlexBlueGem Рік тому +6

      that the Aus righting there

    • @Adriethyl
      @Adriethyl Рік тому +21

      Purposely writing in _italics_ is apparently hard for a lot of people

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 Рік тому +6

      @@Adriethylit’s not that hard
      Just tilt the paper and write like normal

    • @concerningindividual
      @concerningindividual Рік тому +13

      @@EllpaFox47 _So under that logic, if I tilted my monitor, and then typed the same as usual..._

  • @otto7308
    @otto7308 6 років тому +2193

    0:01 red bread redemption

    • @Lumbago-box
      @Lumbago-box 5 років тому +31

      Lumbago

    • @jonathansmithers2763
      @jonathansmithers2763 5 років тому +6

      Omg

    • @conradee8130
      @conradee8130 5 років тому +6

      Agent Milton and agent Ross would like to know your location.

    • @Tucker619
      @Tucker619 5 років тому

      amazingotto playz lmao

    • @MM7890
      @MM7890 5 років тому +2

      the hottest new game from valve

  • @barrelofbucketsdegroot4739
    @barrelofbucketsdegroot4739 5 років тому +1945

    Medic: *MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS*

  • @oh3681
    @oh3681 3 роки тому +181

    Spy: **about to kill scout**
    Soldier: go on

  • @Haiiro_Koneko
    @Haiiro_Koneko 4 роки тому +387

    I love how sniper just yeets the little jar out of medics hand and gives him a jarate like *bro that is too small here take this*

  • @lunaticluna9071
    @lunaticluna9071 5 років тому +761

    Tower falls down
    "SENTRY DOWN"
    *NECCUS EXTENDUS*

    • @thycringe
      @thycringe 4 роки тому +18

      I'm definitely using that phrase.

    • @xdverygt7137
      @xdverygt7137 4 роки тому +11

      When you said that phrase i can hear murazmus voice come from those 2 words

    • @thycringe
      @thycringe 4 роки тому +6

      @@xdverygt7137 Oh my god I can hear it now-

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 4 роки тому +6

      nope.avi

    • @04191977
      @04191977 4 роки тому +3

      Kierstyn The Cringe well when a sentry dies he will say that all the time like
      Sentry Down!

  • @cuchulol
    @cuchulol 4 роки тому +1511

    *Some sticks fall*
    Engineer: SeNtRy DoWn

  • @DrMemeTheTherapist
    @DrMemeTheTherapist 3 роки тому +336

    1:14 plot twist: that was the skeleton of the patient medic stole it from

  • @legiterally_just_a_slime
    @legiterally_just_a_slime 9 років тому +612

    At least Medic is smart enough to know that self-diagnosis is a bad idea. :P

    • @JesseDoctorGilbert
      @JesseDoctorGilbert 8 років тому +86

      I like to think he is smart enough to know what he is.. But also like.. "Meh"

    • @pybropyro6630
      @pybropyro6630 6 років тому +20

      Rinkinkeen all those symptoms he has means he’s clear cuz it makes up the medic

    • @gregboyd7774
      @gregboyd7774 6 років тому +9

      Glad he didn't use google

    • @teethmarksaj
      @teethmarksaj 4 роки тому +2

      well, he just kinda... shrugs it off. And yes, even if you’re a medical professional, self diagnosis is a bad idea (unless it’s something self diagnosable) but you should see somebody about it if you’re seeing stuff

  • @Agame-sf8pm
    @Agame-sf8pm 5 років тому +841

    1:24
    That minute when your not solving everyone else’s problems so you have a moment to focus on all of your own only to completely ignore them after you realize there’s too many to count

  • @sammylazyboi1858
    @sammylazyboi1858 4 роки тому +947

    I like how medic legit qualifies for *every mental illness ever*

    • @Reginald_Ritmo
      @Reginald_Ritmo 4 роки тому +20

      He's trying to diagnose the team's battle medic.

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 роки тому +23

      I mean.... So do medic mains.

    • @sirjefflord6593
      @sirjefflord6593 4 роки тому +6

      Even um thingophania

    • @Anthony-ls7mr
      @Anthony-ls7mr 4 роки тому +10

      Me who plays as the medic in tf2 realizing I might be insane

    • @johnnguyen2032
      @johnnguyen2032 4 роки тому +1

      Hod did he get ocd

  • @AsterRisk2
    @AsterRisk2 2 роки тому +32

    Can we just appreciate that in the ending card it shows every mercenary struggling with their disease including medic with his facial expression

  • @Yawnford
    @Yawnford 3 роки тому +950

    Out of all Classes, Heavy's probelm is the at least the most normal thing

    • @молитпайн
      @молитпайн 3 роки тому +70

      Nah morbid obesity is fatal obesity and can lead to:
      Heart Stop, Choking, and other fatal things

    • @MultifandomMess
      @MultifandomMess 3 роки тому +73

      wdym? O.C.D and A.D.H.D are very normal, expecially A.D.H.D in men. I'd say engineer, scout, and spy's problems are some of the most normal in there. the same can be said abt Demoman and Sniper's cases! ..though sniper's reason for getting the infection are not normal JSFHDGHJK

    • @молитпайн
      @молитпайн 3 роки тому +19

      @@MultifandomMess spy is almost without his lings (Sorry if I used wrong word here)
      Do you breath? If yes then you normal
      If bot you are a spy

    • @CaptainPlaythrough
      @CaptainPlaythrough 3 роки тому

      @@MultifandomMess YES

    • @CaptainPlaythrough
      @CaptainPlaythrough 3 роки тому

      @@MultifandomMess YESSSSS

  • @pochiluis0570
    @pochiluis0570 4 роки тому +1966

    Medic: Soldier diagnosis?
    Looks Soldier going crazy
    Medic: vietman flashbacks

    • @rheas.abellarmainaccount4253
      @rheas.abellarmainaccount4253 4 роки тому +35

      *realizes pain and suffering*

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +60

      this takes place in 1968, vietnam hasn't happened yet, he was in world war 2 but he really just went to germany and killed germans before he realized the war ended 2 years prior

    • @imabrahamdc2464
      @imabrahamdc2464 4 роки тому +32

      @@jockeyfield1954 actually, soldier sent himself to war.

    • @AU-qo5go
      @AU-qo5go 4 роки тому +13

      VietMANN

    • @ponyempiresunite9702
      @ponyempiresunite9702 4 роки тому +13

      WWII. He wasn't able to go kick some Nazi ass so he went there on his own terms to kick some Nazi ass.

  • @sandvichgaming2350
    @sandvichgaming2350 4 роки тому +1055

    0:36 Medic: This...This is CANCER.This is so much CANCER that i could feel the tumors growing on my back.
    Spy :guess ill just die.

  • @mattburrowes
    @mattburrowes 2 роки тому +63

    1:52 As a medic, main, i can confirm that we all think everybody else has something wrong with them and have no credit to the team, while we are the only ones carrying it.

    • @Numbers225
      @Numbers225 Рік тому

      well i'm not fucking WRONG all these morons don't know how to AIM

  • @gatsby4717
    @gatsby4717 5 років тому +925

    No wonder medic is Tumblr's favorite character

    • @sleepyc4ke
      @sleepyc4ke 5 років тому +107

      Every single time I went on the tf2 community side of tumblr
      *_I see his face_*

    • @schuymac2639
      @schuymac2639 4 роки тому +18

      funny, laughed.

    • @keeperofthef8
      @keeperofthef8 4 роки тому +7

      OOOF

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 4 роки тому +14

      They're all psychos, yes.

    • @ferjuarez356
      @ferjuarez356 4 роки тому +17

      He is the perfect portrait of tumblr's users

  • @lukepineda42
    @lukepineda42 4 роки тому +111

    And i thought pyro is terrifying, until i see medic’s diagnosis

  • @natalie6811
    @natalie6811 5 років тому +253

    I was hoping Medic would write for himself “Yes”

  • @DCvsDJ
    @DCvsDJ 3 роки тому +95

    Description of the Disorders:
    Emphysema - When the alveoli in your lungs are damaged
    OCD - When you feel you need to be perfect all the time
    ADHD - When you are overly hyper
    Obesity - When you are overweight
    Schizophrenia - A breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior
    Liver Failure - Loss of function of the liver (can be caused by alcohol)
    Urinary Tract Infection - An infection in any part of the urinary system (kidneys, bladder, or urethra)
    PTSD - Trouble recovering from a terrifying event

    • @TheTrueYesodGaming
      @TheTrueYesodGaming Рік тому +2

      Oh god.

    • @TheTrueYesodGaming
      @TheTrueYesodGaming Рік тому +3

      But what about Medic?

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 Рік тому +7

      As someone with ADHD- I mean that doesn’t completely sum it up but for a UA-cam video comment. Good enough

    • @Tah_re
      @Tah_re Рік тому +20

      ​@@TheTrueYesodGaming sadomasochism:the activity of getting sexual pleasure from sadism and from masochism (= being hurt)

      megalomania:an unnaturally strong wish for power and control, or the belief that you are very much more important and powerful than you really are
      psychopath:a person who has no feeling for other people, does not think about the future, and does not feel bad about anything they have done in the past
      sociopath:a person who is completely unable or unwilling to behave in a way that is acceptable to society

    • @Roisetaffy
      @Roisetaffy Рік тому +1

      You mean obcd -orlin

  • @shane_gaming171
    @shane_gaming171 4 роки тому +290

    0:41 i like how engineer has OCD, it makes him better as a character.

    • @Drip_Vader
      @Drip_Vader 3 роки тому +9

      I mean he might have a severe god complex
      As signified by the line
      I AM A GOD

  • @fritziemagalona622
    @fritziemagalona622 5 років тому +583

    1:07 3 Years ago i thought that said "Life failure"

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 роки тому +208

    Medic didn't realize that Demoman's liver is so used to him being drunk that it now lives off of alcohol and it is actually perfectly fine despite being the most unusual liver known to man.

    • @maxthecreature4674
      @maxthecreature4674 3 роки тому +8

      how much for that unusual liver (yes i made a bad tf2 pun)

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI 2 роки тому +4

      @@maxthecreature4674 400 000 dollars

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 2 роки тому +4

      @@SilverGamingFI to rent it for 12 seconds

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Рік тому

      @@TinyDeskEngineerthree Saxxies more if you want it for thirty.

    • @Fauniq
      @Fauniq 11 місяців тому

      If you think that's something, in part 6 of the comics, Demoman made his stomach into a distillery.
      This is a legitimate yet _very rare_ condition known as Auto-Brewery Syndrome (ABS), or Gut Fermentation Syndrome, which causes your body to ferment sugary or starchy foods, convert them into alcohol, and intoxicate you without you having so much as touched an alcoholic beverage.
      Also, his blood-alcohol concentration (BAC) was so high that it gave some blood-sucking robots alcohol poisoning.

  • @YourAverageTeamFortessTwoFan
    @YourAverageTeamFortessTwoFan Рік тому +22

    as someone with adhd i can confirm i say "diagnosis,YOU SUCK" and then i drink an atomic liquid and then i teleport around rapidly while saying "IM GONNA HEADBUTT YA" when a doctor gives me a diagnosis

  • @FlairTF2
    @FlairTF2 8 років тому +701

    I lost it at the “Sentry down!“ part xD

  • @SAM_Vertigo1
    @SAM_Vertigo1 6 років тому +2451

    If someone is interested in diagnoses of the team here it is:
    Spy: lungs damaged because of smoking a lot
    Engieneer:Obsessive-compulsive disorder (Got cycled on his idea)
    Scout: Hyperactivity syndrom.
    Heavy: Overweight
    Pyro: Schezophrenia ( You know it, right)
    Demoman: Liver is damaged because of alcohol.
    Sniper: Infection of urinary tract( He piss too much )
    Soldier: Vietnam syndrome ( Post-traumatic syndrome, always thinks of a war )
    Medic: Megalomania - thinks that he is the best, the most valuable, he has a lot of power.
    Sadomasochism - he gets pleasure ( is happy ) when inflicting pain and humiliating.
    Sociopathy - he is too cruel, makes things that society would describe as unacceptable and fearsome.
    Psychopathy - he is insane, egoistic, too agressive.
    That's all. Thank you for reading.

    • @vellvestschannel6422
      @vellvestschannel6422 5 років тому +17

      Артемка где же ты раньше был

    • @ThatBoyMath
      @ThatBoyMath 5 років тому +32

      @Eryn Chandler soldier also fought the Nazis by himself after getting rejected by the U.S military

    • @ThatBoyMath
      @ThatBoyMath 5 років тому

      @Eryn Chandler thats cold

    • @nilt_pl6087
      @nilt_pl6087 5 років тому +4

      What's the opposite of megalomania? I mean the feeling of being worthless

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 5 років тому +4

      @@nilt_pl6087 depression

  • @RealRalsei
    @RealRalsei 4 роки тому +431

    I love how heavy's symptoms are:
    Excessive fat and overweight

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 4 роки тому +33

      Heavy is not fat he looks fat but it's just muscle

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 4 роки тому +5

      DipperDub Moore but I call him fat boi

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 4 роки тому +4

      DipperDub Moore His 330 pound minigun

    • @shadetherainwing7853
      @shadetherainwing7853 4 роки тому +3

      heavy also looks like he would never hurt a fly when he tumbles tragicly on the floor, getting a load of eyes from the medic, and I just now realized im typing too much. Am I typing too much?

    • @cornflake8379
      @cornflake8379 4 роки тому

      @@shadetherainwing7853 nope

  • @Wretch...
    @Wretch... 2 роки тому +58

    1:38 "I'm going saw through your bones" lol best part

  • @Natalie_the_Fae
    @Natalie_the_Fae 6 років тому +555

    Red/Blu/Gray Mann: potential heart failure
    Announcer: Narcissism
    Robot Army: severe external damage
    Saxton Hale: excessive levels Australiom Radiation
    Ms. Pauling: Clear

    • @Veklire
      @Veklire 5 років тому +67

      true, from what ive seen, Ms. Pauling is the most sane, most likely, no.. is just doing her job for the money.

    • @mafia_boss_neto
      @mafia_boss_neto 5 років тому +27

      @@Veklire She is Annoucer's slave lmao

    • @Passw0rdYT
      @Passw0rdYT 5 років тому +34

      miss pauling probably also has ocd but a less severe case

    • @jonathansmithers2763
      @jonathansmithers2763 5 років тому +5

      *Austrailium

    • @madzoroark5396
      @madzoroark5396 5 років тому +5

      Red Blu and Grey are Australium dependent.

  • @laufey703
    @laufey703 4 роки тому +5433

    This isn't accurate, we shouldn't be able to read the doctors hand writing

    • @RustamSV
      @RustamSV 4 роки тому +147

      I cant read what does your comment say

    • @sandvich4
      @sandvich4 4 роки тому +579

      Well he lost his medical license.

    • @claustr0tv9
      @claustr0tv9 4 роки тому +165

      he isnt a doctor anymore

    • @soldier1913
      @soldier1913 4 роки тому +78

      IM ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO IT I HAVE SOME MUCH POWER

    • @aimrurt1315
      @aimrurt1315 4 роки тому +46

      Sociopathic tendencies is what gave him the ability to write legibly

  • @brady.widlake
    @brady.widlake 4 роки тому +647

    "Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting"

    • @parfaitsnum1fan391
      @parfaitsnum1fan391 4 роки тому +4

      @@Kidnamedfingerbruv ikrr

    • @Fesh69
      @Fesh69 3 роки тому +13

      “I’m going to saw through your bones”

    • @mariuszgondek6567
      @mariuszgondek6567 3 роки тому +6

      I'm going to saw through MY SAW!

    • @azabiphetamine
      @azabiphetamine 3 роки тому +3

      @@mariuszgondek6567 hol’ up...
      w07

    • @adamg3843
      @adamg3843 3 роки тому +3

      Die*
      One of three german ways of saying the, das, der, die*

  • @Zyro-dl4ow
    @Zyro-dl4ow 18 днів тому +2

    Pyro having schizophrenia is one of the most accurate things I’ve ever seen

  • @YoYo-kh4tl
    @YoYo-kh4tl 4 роки тому +723

    Plot twist: miss Pauling was supposed to be the last Person

    • @sr.cosmos1558
      @sr.cosmos1558 3 роки тому +90

      anxiety, I assure you. no person with a job that gives you a single day off a year should suffer it

    • @unusedaccountlmfaooooo
      @unusedaccountlmfaooooo 3 роки тому +44

      @@sr.cosmos1558 The Administrator only gets one hour off. Imagine that

    • @wayzzxd
      @wayzzxd 3 роки тому +41

      @@unusedaccountlmfaooooo but she enjoys her job watching all that chaos and bloodshed happen

    • @Arcanefungus
      @Arcanefungus 3 роки тому +19

      @@sr.cosmos1558 my guess would be burnout, but anxiety works too

    • @elementmanexe8389
      @elementmanexe8389 3 роки тому +25

      Pretty sure miss pauling would see an actual doctor

  • @liamthelitlord5738
    @liamthelitlord5738 3 роки тому +430

    The only TF2 animation to ever include the medic as the main character.
    Edit: I meant fan animation.

    • @zeno90dj37
      @zeno90dj37 3 роки тому +8

      or team captain

    • @asummerday4448
      @asummerday4448 3 роки тому +5

      Medic's eight

    • @jendouglas9781
      @jendouglas9781 10 місяців тому

      Emesis Blue and Magnificent Nine: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

  • @mionmaham
    @mionmaham 8 років тому +1135

    let me hit you with some knowledge
    Emphysema is a group of lung diseases that block airflow and make it difficult to breathe.
    Obsessive-compulsive disorder is when you have excessive thoughts (obsessions) that lead to repetitive behaviors (compulsions).
    adhd is a chronic condition including attention difficulty, hyperactivity, and impulsiveness.
    morbid obesity is a disorder involving excessive body fat that increases the risk of health problems.
    schizophrenia is a brain disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally.
    liver failure is loss of liver function. (duh)
    urinary tract infection is an infection in any part of the urinary system, the kidneys, bladder, or urethra.
    post traumatic stress disorder is a mental health condition triggered by experiencing or seeing a terrifying event.
    megalomania is a disorder in which a person has an inflated sense of self-importance.
    sadomasochism is a psychological tendency or sexual practice characterized by both sadism and masochism.
    sadism is the tendency to derive pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation on others.
    masochism is a tendency to derive pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from one's own pain or humiliation.
    sociopathy is a mental health disorder characterized by disregard for other people
    psychopathy is a mental illness or disorder.
    Now then, don't go blaming me if I don't have every exact detail on everything in this video. please and thank you :^)

    • @sircharizard2831
      @sircharizard2831 8 років тому +1

      mionmaham I already knew all of these things. But thanks?

    • @droideka1890
      @droideka1890 8 років тому +1

      It doesn't just says "psychopathy" it says "sociopathy" too

    • @zacharygardner5567
      @zacharygardner5567 8 років тому

      mionmaham Cool, Thanks.

    • @Cocacolucarasol869
      @Cocacolucarasol869 8 років тому +1

      Thank you for knowledge:D

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 8 років тому +10

      Out of the bunch, I really think Heavy's the clearest.

  • @ChrisHinners008
    @ChrisHinners008 Рік тому +45

    0:55 absolutely horrifying

  • @robertf.atrozskin3596
    @robertf.atrozskin3596 6 років тому +1126

    Engineer: *plays with cotton swabs * SENTRY DOWN
    medics diagnosis
    O.C.D XD

    • @TheSixteen60
      @TheSixteen60 5 років тому +8

      Robert F. 8 are the Cotten swabs also called cue tips

    • @spyperneer7399
      @spyperneer7399 5 років тому +23

      @@TheSixteen60 Q-tip's are a brand name

    • @Jimthemoth
      @Jimthemoth 5 років тому +9

      SENTRY DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tamaramoffett8272
      @tamaramoffett8272 5 років тому

      @euna sakura rose love Wrong he actually says sentry down because
      someone destroyed his sentry gun.

    • @randomtf2player215
      @randomtf2player215 5 років тому +2

      I have O.C.D and by god I feel like engineer

  • @bluerexgamingz9264
    @bluerexgamingz9264 5 років тому +573

    0:44
    I died
    When his neck stretched

  • @Ogi88
    @Ogi88 4 роки тому +452

    This animation could be even better if the classes data was revealed.

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 роки тому +28

      It's p old, we now know some of the data like height, weight, name, etc.

    • @randomgooy7456
      @randomgooy7456 4 роки тому +33

      @@moodymoosh it funnier if you think that they took the time to fill it out just for them to black it out

    • @spamton.g.spamton.1164
      @spamton.g.spamton.1164 4 роки тому +2

      Если ты рус

    • @banesrb
      @banesrb 4 роки тому +3

      @@spamton.g.spamton.1164 Он из сербии

    • @spamton.g.spamton.1164
      @spamton.g.spamton.1164 4 роки тому +1

      @@banesrbhaha

  • @simonho413
    @simonho413 2 роки тому +4

    We were discussing UTIs in my health class and this video told me what is stood for

  • @crota-15
    @crota-15 4 роки тому +433

    i like how soldier is the not lazy one considering he doesnt sit in a chair and stands there like a soldier oh wait.....

    • @annoorgohanrachel5812
      @annoorgohanrachel5812 4 роки тому +21

      He's not actually a soldier

    • @skelton485
      @skelton485 3 роки тому +16

      @@annoorgohanrachel5812 i think he is he has flashbacks

    • @Cre8iveExercise
      @Cre8iveExercise 3 роки тому +20

      If he was an actual Soldier... he did commit a war-crime

    • @Thepaperfish1
      @Thepaperfish1 3 роки тому +11

      @@Cre8iveExercise alot more than one

    • @skelton485
      @skelton485 3 роки тому +1

      @Tigran Abazyan ok

  • @fishyplayz2865
    @fishyplayz2865 4 роки тому +684

    0:45: Engineer: *SENTRY DOWN*
    His neck: *proceeds to elongate*

  • @nathantran96
    @nathantran96 5 років тому +295

    *Writes down for Scout*
    A.D.H.D. " Ima gonna HEADBUTT CHA!"

    • @spookykitty72
      @spookykitty72 5 років тому +7

      I have adhd. Honestly I don't think he has it. he just had too much bonk.

    • @redmosquito2173
      @redmosquito2173 4 роки тому +6

      I feel this is accurate
      Scout is a guy who always needs to be moving and have his brain working at all times
      I don’t have adhd but I do have add which is similar and I can confirm scout rambling on for over five hours in the meet the director comic is pretty accurate to a person with adhd

    • @theraven4410
      @theraven4410 4 роки тому

      Oh, thought it was "I MA HITBOX YA!"

    • @rxcchan
      @rxcchan 4 роки тому +2

      @@redmosquito2173 i have adhd, and scout definitely does have it!!

    • @highsoldier420
      @highsoldier420 4 роки тому +2

      Redmosquito21 as someone with ADHD I can confirm Scout has textbook signs of it

  • @ThatNerdGuy0
    @ThatNerdGuy0 3 роки тому +15

    medic and engi are the two most terrifying class lores

  • @nelacantu1609
    @nelacantu1609 4 роки тому +136

    It's amazing how medic is one of the smartest tf2 characters but the craziest
    Example: he literally tricked the devil and cheated death because he stole his teammates souls.
    Example: he placed the consciousness of a burglar into a pumpkin.

    • @A_real3am
      @A_real3am 4 роки тому

      Ok you two stop it with the big brain moves I main Ganondorf in smash sometimes

    • @leafman4701
      @leafman4701 4 роки тому

      Lmao is that the pumpkin bomb

    • @fireguy4588
      @fireguy4588 4 роки тому

      Leaf Man nope…
      It’s the pumpkin cart on bloodwater…

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 4 роки тому

      Taylor Evandale
      H

  • @kel9881
    @kel9881 4 роки тому +2256

    Plot twist: "clear" actually meant all those

  • @easterislandhead7915
    @easterislandhead7915 8 років тому +752

    medic is my spirit animal.

  • @yoboyyoyoboy
    @yoboyyoyoboy 3 роки тому +26

    As someone with ADHD, scout is the perfect representation

    • @kingofsnacks8566
      @kingofsnacks8566 2 роки тому +2

      I have it too, and you are absolutely right.

  • @maryjankay726
    @maryjankay726 4 роки тому +92

    All 8 other classes: MEDIIIIIC
    Medic: existentialism

  • @rurhythmn5065
    @rurhythmn5065 8 років тому +187

    That moment when you realize all your flaws compared to the rest of them, my life in a nutshell... Medic's reaction is mine when I realize it....

    • @BurmudaTriangleTV
      @BurmudaTriangleTV 8 років тому +25

      Me: Everyone at this school is so ignorant
      2 days later
      Me: I'm worse than them, holy shit...

    • @ehlahpo9105
      @ehlahpo9105 7 років тому

      Grillby Flame m

    • @samcolvett6752
      @samcolvett6752 7 років тому +2

      Around here we call it "War-pig syndrome"

    • @zwreida234
      @zwreida234 7 років тому

      ^

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 6 років тому

      that moment when you've laughed at everyone in your life for being dumb and having inflated egos, then you realise you're a sociopath

  • @ThePikminCaptain
    @ThePikminCaptain 3 роки тому +331

    0:44 As a engineer main I understand this

    • @samschmit7181
      @samschmit7181 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, I pretty much mained Engineer, too.

    • @brodyktheperson
      @brodyktheperson 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly, but I always try to take out my wrangler just so that my sentry doesn’t go down

    • @nonexistant8557
      @nonexistant8557 2 роки тому +3

      @@brodyktheperson TIP: wrangler and mini sentry

    • @Screenwriter331
      @Screenwriter331 Рік тому

      Nope.avi

    • @funni_moksi69
      @funni_moksi69 Рік тому

      SeNtRy DoWn *(neck extends for no reason)*

  • @Byjgibgyg
    @Byjgibgyg 8 місяців тому +3

    We can all agree that the medic is the craziest person in the entire TF2

  • @novayussof9232
    @novayussof9232 4 роки тому +401

    Medic: Diagnosis = Clear
    Richtofen: You traitor.

  • @williamhuggett7313
    @williamhuggett7313 4 роки тому +921

    Who knew that the person healing so many, would want to kill so many...?
    Opposite with Pyro

    • @michellerossman2980
      @michellerossman2980 4 роки тому +9

      NoodleSnake what do you mean pyro sees everything in happy and candies and unicorn and death

    • @weepingwalnut
      @weepingwalnut 4 роки тому +57

      Michelle Rossman, that’s literally what he’s saying. Pyro wants to help and thinks he’s helping but actually kills, just too many people.

    • @harll5560
      @harll5560 4 роки тому +23

      I mean if you look at it, pyro plays more of a supportive role then most of the power classes.
      -Undo zappers
      -reflect pills and rockets
      -airblast enemys away
      -spy check
      -extinguish teammates
      -area denial

    • @DeathDealer_1021
      @DeathDealer_1021 4 роки тому +30

      it's been made clear that the only reason medic heals his teammates is so that he can continue to experiment on them.

    • @harll5560
      @harll5560 4 роки тому +1

      @@DeathDealer_1021 cool, i already knew

  • @campbellsoup4322
    @campbellsoup4322 4 роки тому +342

    0:48 as someone who has A.D.H.D I can confirm that this is exactly what we're like.

    • @darthmaul7434
      @darthmaul7434 4 роки тому +10

      I also have but not at this level...

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 4 роки тому +20

      I mean scout drinks alot of *BONK*

    • @animationsinabox9365
      @animationsinabox9365 4 роки тому +18

      Bro I myself have this and I can also confirm it, and drinking any type of soda, caffeine, energy drinks, Etc. Is like getting uber charged

    • @halfastudio
      @halfastudio 4 роки тому +6

      Yea, specially for me who is a soft drink addict too

    • @HeyILoveThis
      @HeyILoveThis 4 роки тому +4

      I bet most people that liked this comment have ADHD-

  • @arcanelore3791
    @arcanelore3791 3 роки тому +9

    I rather like the idea that Medic knows exactly how messed up he is and just kinda ignores it.

  • @Issengan
    @Issengan 4 роки тому +418

    Demoman: "liver failure"
    Remember in the comics where when he had no access to alcohol demo literally turned almost every organ in his body into a distillery? Then proceeded to flirt with his own liver

    • @mystr0696
      @mystr0696 3 роки тому +21

      Liver necromancy

    • @lemonguy6699
      @lemonguy6699 3 роки тому +15

      That was weird ngl

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 3 роки тому +6

      @@mystr0696 merasmus?!

    • @elgordobondiola
      @elgordobondiola 3 роки тому +13

      There's a real life condition like that, the problem here is that demoman managed to turn it on using his willpower and desperate need for alcochol

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 3 роки тому +3

      @@elgordobondiola wouldnt that give you alcohol poisoning in real life tho?

  • @chaoticrebeldragon
    @chaoticrebeldragon 8 років тому +139

    Conclusion: They're all pretty messed up.

    • @purplecactus8994
      @purplecactus8994 7 років тому +6

      Pyro In My Opinion Is An Exception.

    • @Blappyboop
      @Blappyboop 5 років тому +1

      ChaoticRebelDragon scout is the only exception.

    • @AntroElCaprino
      @AntroElCaprino 4 роки тому +1

      @@purplecactus8994 i dont think so

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 5 років тому +130

    Gotta love how medic looks fine with everyone having terrible medical conditions

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 4 роки тому +4

      He has to. The worst thing a doctor or a psychiatrist can do is to look intimidated by an insane guy like Soldier.

    • @iceboy7720
      @iceboy7720 4 роки тому +3

      We can't forget pyro crazy mind

    • @archangel7294
      @archangel7294 4 роки тому

      @@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 he's shellshocked, not crazy.

  • @maxwellgates2202
    @maxwellgates2202 2 роки тому +7

    Soldier doesn't have P.T.S.D, he just hates that skeleton for being part of BLU.

  • @peonythedemondove80
    @peonythedemondove80 3 роки тому +117

    Even without a medical license, I can still practice medicine. Danke for being such good patients mein freunds!

    • @fluffigefledermaus218
      @fluffigefledermaus218 3 роки тому +4

      Bittesehr!

    • @peonythedemondove80
      @peonythedemondove80 3 роки тому +4

      @@fluffigefledermaus218 What does that mean? I'm only part German so I don't speak it fluently

    • @fluffigefledermaus218
      @fluffigefledermaus218 3 роки тому +3

      @@peonythedemondove80 It means "You're welcome!" Sry by the way, I just went from "Oh they speak a bit of german" straight to "german bean on the internet. Must speak german, right?". My thought channels are a bit weird sometimes.

    • @peonythedemondove80
      @peonythedemondove80 3 роки тому +4

      @@fluffigefledermaus218 Mine are too sometimes. Dankeschon for the translation!

    • @leah930
      @leah930 3 роки тому +3

      @@fluffigefledermaus218 I used the translate and I got bitterness what

  • @vardarokean5872
    @vardarokean5872 4 роки тому +260

    1:52 I’ve never heard of the virus Clear

  • @isesca3234
    @isesca3234 4 роки тому +275

    Medic: uses Syringe gun and stock Saw.
    Also Medic: ,,I HAVE SO MUCH POWER"

    • @usuallyawkward
      @usuallyawkward 4 роки тому +7

      Well yes we can't equip them at once but he can

    • @dkjjb
      @dkjjb 4 роки тому +13

      @@usuallyawkward yeah but the joke was that stock is the worst medic loadout (except the stock medigun)

    • @hmmm2359
      @hmmm2359 4 роки тому +2

      Technically those are his highest-dps weapons...

    • @dkjjb
      @dkjjb 4 роки тому +2

      @@hmmm2359 yeah on still targets and not taking into account how in literally 4 hits on someone you could have full Uber with the ubersaw

    • @hmmm2359
      @hmmm2359 4 роки тому +1

      @@dkjjb what do you mean, on still targets? The crossbow or Uber saw won’t really help with that. And either way, still highest dps.
      Also, In 4 hits on anybody with their monitor turned on you would have died immediately. Also ubersaw has 69% crit chance so I guess there’s that

  • @EagleGuywastaken
    @EagleGuywastaken Рік тому +6

    Medic: what do you see?
    Pyro: mmph mph hmph hm
    *lights paper on fire*

  • @securityguy9526
    @securityguy9526 3 роки тому +70

    The engineers neck just goes flying after SENTRY DOWN

  • @walterheisenbergwhite6034
    @walterheisenbergwhite6034 5 років тому +503

    Pyro is the healthiest. He actually isn't ill. Well his mask makes the world look so innocent and happy.

    • @Ghost-jd7mf
      @Ghost-jd7mf 5 років тому +10

      Very correct

    • @adumbmaggot3476
      @adumbmaggot3476 4 роки тому +10

      is not the mask hes judt well...like how the medic say it

    • @highsoldier420
      @highsoldier420 4 роки тому +48

      Actually Scout is the healthiest since all he has is ADHD which in almost every case is non fatal it just makes it hard to focus and keep contained, and make social interactions harder

    • @250subsforeveryvideo.2
      @250subsforeveryvideo.2 4 роки тому +37

      @@highsoldier420 What about the countless BONK drinks he consumes, he probs has pre-diabetes.

    • @highsoldier420
      @highsoldier420 4 роки тому +11

      Karelia Mapping that’s unhealthy yea but he’s still the healthiest

  • @mallorywinchester5548
    @mallorywinchester5548 4 роки тому +549

    This. This is why I play Medic
    Also:
    Scout: ADHD, Narcissism
    Soldier: PTSD and maybe schizophrenia and narcissism
    Pyro: Exteme Schizophrenia
    Demo: Depression manifesting in alcoholism
    Heavy: obesity
    Engineer: Psychopathy, OCD
    Medic: Psychopathy (psychopathy includes megalomania and all that jazz)
    Sniper: minor sociopathy, urinary tract infection
    Spy: cigarette addiction, major sociopathy

  • @YourLocalDeveloper0
    @YourLocalDeveloper0 9 місяців тому +4

    Sniper: “no urination test, take my Jarate”

  • @theredspy2529
    @theredspy2529 3 роки тому +492

    Pyro is not insane like many come to believe, he just doesn’t know what he is doing as he thinks he’s spreading happiness and joy

    • @derpypotato677
      @derpypotato677 3 роки тому +49

      He is technically insane if that's what he thinks he's doing WITH A FLAMETHROWER!

    • @justasoda1762
      @justasoda1762 3 роки тому +16

      @@derpypotato677 its the goggles the pyro is seeing things differently due to the goggles on the gas mask so put it simply they don't know that they are in a war

    • @xdskiller3509
      @xdskiller3509 3 роки тому +10

      @@justasoda1762 no hes/shes just insane in comics wean pyro have no jop he become a successful businessman/woman without fire he see thing sad and dark so its not the pyro gogls is doing it it's probably an extra thing if his diagnosis is gone

    • @Beltboy
      @Beltboy 3 роки тому +4

      @@xdskiller3509
      ??????

    • @xdskiller3509
      @xdskiller3509 3 роки тому

      @@Beltboy what