Theo always reminds me of a guy I knew growing up who had a shitty upbringing and terrible family life but still somehow managed to remain humble and polite to everyone he met.
Have you seen his Hot Ones interview? At one point he says he feels bad like hes doing all the talking even though it's an interview on him. And he starts asking Sean the host questions half way through lol
I was waiting for everyone else to ask where the fuck he got the pizza from? and then he'd reply, "no, i just brings crusts in my pockets to snack on son. i call em pocket poker crust sliders". can't you imagine that being a sentence he would say
I am from the future, and I have come to tell you Theo and Bill did an entire podcast episode together and there aint no chemistry between those fellas.
Simon Hernandez Theo explained that he didn’t know what was going on which is why he didn’t rip Burr like he does with Schaub. They would’ve been great together but you could tell Theo was feeling emotional that day
Have you seen Theo's This Is Not Happening story about doing cocaine before meeting Darryl Strawberry? It's the BEST. "Just the quietest cokehead you've ever seen..." 😂 just changed my life and perspective on comedy. Love him so much.
The way Bill Burr describes the excitement at first, and then disinterest, and actually wanting to lose to get the game over with is *exactly* how I feel about playing poker. The accuracy in describing my own feelings is uncanny
@@50zezima according to you i bet your political policy is just as retarded all politics is to seperate the populus like Indian chief said left wing right wing both wings belong to same bird
Theo is by far the most genuine and purely funny person in the group, not taking away from the others but the humility of Theo in the midst of these comedy greats while being a growing legend himself is what makes so many people love Theo, just a wholesome southern dude who loves making people laugh
Just listened to the pilot of kind and the sting, just started, cracked me up when Shaub says he looks like someone who’s started transitioning but run out of money.
Can I just give a shoutout to the sound engineering finally bringing us to the 21st century picking up specific individuals conversations out of the group. A little after 2:20
Will you turn the contrast down. I can't see anything else for a few seconds after I get a shot of Bill and Steve at the table. It's like looking at Nosferatu during a full moon.
The only video that has Theo Von and Bill Burr which is why I have seen it so many times. They are on another level compared to anybody else doing comedy.
DId he die on 9 11 LOL nope but he did lie about being there only to get removed from show business on almost every level years later when people found out LOL :D :D :D still a funny guy tho
7:53 Bill being the voice of reason here on taking the illusion of Santa too far with kids, "none of that Apple Steve Jobs shit..." never change Bill. And yes people that go through that much trouble of building the myth of Santa with doctored videos and your brother playing him on the phone is kinda cool but overall pretty messed up. Also learning Santa isn't real at 7th or 8th grade is a little too late.
Cool Erryn, you keep gaslighting your kids for the "Spirit of Christmas". I'll just do the sane thing and just not go the extra mile to doctor videos and bothering a brother or friend to act like Santa in the guise to try and keep my kids from misbehaving year round, that's essentially the purpose of the tall tale of Santa, no? There are other ways of making the holiday magical, like extra cool decorations or sleigh rides and snow forts but I have my limit in where I want to teach values to my kids. I just think when they eventually find out or you get caught in the act of going the extra mile for them, they'll misunderstand accidentally learn the lesson that fabricating lies for the sake of the spirit of something isn't a good value to pass down or setting a decent example.
Keep projecting and defending gaslighting your kids. I have my limits and values you obviously have yours. I just said that making up videos and calling people was a step too far but you do you, never said anything wrong about Santa. Taking that extra mile is going too far, as was Bill Burr's opinion that I originally highlighted.
Loved watching this, especially since I am a poker dealer. Loved it when they decided to switch hands, shocked the crap out of me. Thanks for the laughs, guys. You all rock.
ozvictorian even if these guys were rookies, why should Bill not hang out with them? Funny is funny. Nothing is worse than when a comedians ego surpasses their talent, such as Dane Cook or Amy Schumer
great video guys. thank you for the content. thank you burr for not letting rannizzizi get off scot free. ps maybe some wider camera coverage so you don't completely cut Theo out next time.
Bill burr, Theo von, Joey Diaz, Tom segura, joe Rogan, it’s be a great video (Changed my mind, rather have Louis ck and Patrice O’Neil than Theo and Joey) RIP PATRICE
honestly he was pretty recessed in this video being out of frame most shots and not talking that much. I love Theo but I don't think he stole this episode. Just my opinion though. He had some hilarious jokes and descriptions in this one though
Theo always reminds me of a guy I knew growing up who had a shitty upbringing and terrible family life but still somehow managed to remain humble and polite to everyone he met.
Well that is him, he’s had a rough beginning but still has a good heart, and for that I respect him
The accuracy of this comment is hilarious!
There was still inbreeding tho, right?
@@BirdOfHermes83 - I honestly can't say with certainty that there wasn't.
Gang gang
Theo Von said Bill Burr has that tall aggressive premature baby look.... LMAO
i can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Killed me with that line
Fucking wow 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣
That godamn tanned matt damon with joe dirt haircut
Im laughing
Best line was Theo saying "not chromosomely fully advanced" lmao
@Mr.Tweezy007 I lost it 🤣🤣
I was dying when he said everybody thought Steve ranzizzi died on 9/11
than right after that he says“Bill Burr...he has that tall aggressive premature baby look”😂😂
I liked when Burr was talking about Steve's 9-11 lie and goes 'that's the greatest bluff of all time' lololol
" I'd like too see him in these streets "
Very kind of Burr to volunteer his own head as the main lighting in this episode
got em
I got a six pack from laughing so hard
Wtf is wrong with you gaddammn I can’t stop laughing every time i look at him 😂😂😂
Jackson Tilyard HAHAHA
He looks like Nosferatu in that lighting and outfit
"Bluff in poker, bluff in court -" incredible hahahahaha
It's not my kid.
Lmao “bluff on Maury”
Is he good at cards? Who knows? Is he a ghost? Who knows?
bluff bluff bluff bluff
" bert is enjoying himself to a level that wasn't allowed when I was growing up" -bill burr
Yeah Burt's embarrassingly debauched
Theo takes a slice of pizza out of the box while Bert tells a story about shitting in a pizza box. Even when he’s not talking Theo is still hilarious.
Theo is the man
AND HE TOLD BERT TO BATTER UP💀😭😭
Theo never interrupts. What a legend.
Love him. An angel
Have you seen his Hot Ones interview? At one point he says he feels bad like hes doing all the talking even though it's an interview on him. And he starts asking Sean the host questions half way through lol
I wish more comedians had this attitude. For me it can get awkward when others get cut off mid story. Like wait your turn and be polite it’s not hard.
Those southern manners baby, gang.
(Lol) He's intimidated
I like how it doesn't show Theo von eating the entire time and then just outta nowhere is munching on the crust of a pizza
Naw thats the only part if the pizza he eats
I was waiting for everyone else to ask where the fuck he got the pizza from? and then he'd reply, "no, i just brings crusts in my pockets to snack on son. i call em pocket poker crust sliders". can't you imagine that being a sentence he would say
He looked at it like he just found it on the ground and was deciding if it was worth eating lmfaoo
The love for Theo Von in this comment section is REAL! Gang gang for the Rat Kang!!!
hips and nips otherwise i'm not eatin...oh wait that's rickety crickets wisdom
gang gang for the rat kang XDD
Theo is killing it lately
Gang gang, buzz buzz!!
Jason Voorhees hello pot, meet kettle.
when theo said "that explains alot" after burr said he found out santa wasnt real in 1st grade😂💀💀💀💀
mike.yy.y MENDOZA had me rolling
Hahah a jab back for the hair cut joke and the dale Earnhardt Mountain Dew vodka joke
You can say that after anything anyone says at any time.
Mark Mirabella That explains a lot.
@ explains how his jaded and upfront personality came to be if his love for santa was crushed in 1st grade
“Everyone thought he died at 9/11”😂😂
So glad he said that. Fucking incredible. Burr’s little joke before was good too
haha hha yes yes yes
Is he a Ghost? - No one knows! xD
At around 1:50 bill says Steve looked at his card. “Lied about it”
What was the reference there?
Bill and Theo are on another level . The thought process seems to be the same for both of them ,addlib quick thinking. Loved this! Thx!
Jeff Clark love Theo, but he barely said anything the whole time
I am from the future, and I have come to tell you Theo and Bill did an entire podcast episode together and there aint no chemistry between those fellas.
Simon Hernandez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Simon Hernandez Theo explained that he didn’t know what was going on which is why he didn’t rip Burr like he does with Schaub. They would’ve been great together but you could tell Theo was feeling emotional that day
Lmao when Bill said Steve has a history of bluffing 🤣
bahahaha
explain
I can't figure out why but the fact that this has been linked is endlessly funny.
Theo claimed to be there when JFK was assassinated....say what you will about Rannazzisi, that's way worse.
Best bluff of all time
Theo, youre truly helping me find the meaning behind laughter being the best medicine .
Have you seen Theo's This Is Not Happening story about doing cocaine before meeting Darryl Strawberry? It's the BEST. "Just the quietest cokehead you've ever seen..." 😂 just changed my life and perspective on comedy. Love him so much.
@Charles Wilson v
“Yea the beginning was mediocre” lmao
Love Burr pointing out the “drunk with your kids” lmao
The way Bill Burr describes the excitement at first, and then disinterest, and actually wanting to lose to get the game over with is *exactly* how I feel about playing poker. The accuracy in describing my own feelings is uncanny
I had the exact same thought 🤣 it's word for word exactly how I play poker, im serious for like 10 mins and then make stupid bets immediately after.
Uncanny? Wtf does that mean
@@Glazekin9 eerie; weird
@@Glazekin9 try this one: 'Dictionary'. Another cool word, uh ?
Yes Theo Von!
Vibe Chemistry gang gang
Theo is a poker hitta for sure, boy.
onward
I wish he wouldn't of been so quiet :(
Vibe Chemistry Von bringing that hamp poker face to the table boi 🐭
I love how Theo spoke the least but we love him the most. Gang gang
Anytime someone says "gang gang" I automatically think they're 60 IQ points dumber than I would have originally thought.
@@tanneraitken3768 you like the broncos let’s not talk about IQ
False
@@tanneraitken3768 Agreed. Esp when Theo like, whispers it back to them, and their the biggest losers ever xD
Gang gang!
"What I'm not supposed to bring that up? It was one of the greatest bluffs of all time!" 😂😂😂
zack edwards seriously hilarious
"Bluff in court " - theo von 😂
That or knowing the loopholes of the legal system as an attorney are the only way out hahaha :D
I'm impressed by all the love for Theo in this thread. The world is yours, Mr Von!
Makes me happy seeing Theo Von getting on more platforms
Theo on the come up he deserves
gang
onward
Ive been searching all my life for a hamster rancher with a gender neutral haircut.
Troy Goldsack Try listening to it then bud.
Bill Burr is my favourite old man who complains about everything. I love him
Brian Allman “my first year of 1st grade....”. Everyone laughs and says “WAIT. WHAT?” at exactly the same time. God I love Bill Burr!
Ik right, " Thought I had 2 10s but I didn't 😂
"What do you guys have against gettin' the cards to the player" - Bill Burr ahahaha!!
16:30 “Bill Burr. He’s got that tall, aggressive, premature baby look” 😂
16:56 Tho Von with the sick 9/11 burn. Theo is low key a really great comic, real humble about it
9/11 burn damn bro
haha yes. a burn without specifying the truth. a good burn.
Low key? Nah key, we all know he's a good comic
I love how they half-assed the poker explanation. You can tell comics are behind this production
Theo's "That Explains Everything" after Bill tells his Santa story, had me SCREAMING!!!😂😂😂😂
Was going to comment the same thing!
"Dude that explains a lot" haha
Forget bitcoin how do i invest in Theo Von.
jon devieon *Voncoin*
Get into the Dark Arts
Unavai Lable Dolphin Dandruff and Dope
Buy some shares in Greyblock Pizza.
@@d4n4nable 1811 Pico Boulevard. On the way to the beach
Getthathitter
16:29 "Bill Burr's got that premature baby look" hahaha! so accurate
Bill Burr is a gem. Cherish him
Truth...
He is a naturally funny person with an actual honest point of view...so many comics try so hard and manufacture personas. He is a rare gem
Luke T you can polish a turd.
Tom Chapel Except he has retarded political opinions otherwise
@@50zezima according to you i bet your political policy is just as retarded all politics is to seperate the populus like Indian chief said left wing right wing both wings belong to same bird
When theo asked if Steve was a ghost i lost it
Bill is the type of guy who's funny, but you wouldn't want to hangout with too often lol.
Spot on lol
I think it would be refreshing. At least you would know what's on his mind
Ever
I think it would be refreshing here and there but not someone you want to spend a lot of time with
what???
Hell yeah, Theo. Quiet and sober. Gang gang
GaNg gAnG
No one can top Steve Rannazzisi's 9/11 bluff.
LOL Cool J Amy Schumers career is a pretty good bluff too
Best comment! Lol
What are you guys talking about?
Somethings burning... and it's not Steve in the towers
@@crunch9876 Steve R. lied about being in the towers on 9/11 or something like that. He got caught then admitted it lol.
Theo is by far the most genuine and purely funny person in the group, not taking away from the others but the humility of Theo in the midst of these comedy greats while being a growing legend himself is what makes so many people love Theo, just a wholesome southern dude who loves making people laugh
I can't believe he's 40 here
Theo is the random thoughts i have all day lolol
Claybar Entertainment no it isn’t otherwise people would like you and you wouldn’t be bragging about it on UA-cam
Theo von gender neutral hair cut 😂😂👌
Just listened to the pilot of kind and the sting, just started, cracked me up when Shaub says he looks like someone who’s started transitioning but run out of money.
you predicted the future. In Theo's new Netflix special one of his first bits he makes fun of himself and says he got that gender neutral haircut
"There's just something about Burt he just seems to be enjoying himself to a level that was not allowed when I was growing up" Bill Burr
4:10
"Bluff always. Bluff in court."
Oh my god that killed me.
"dududududu...."
"DUCK, the word is duck. what's the matter the picture didn't give it away?"
Theo is like the kid who just turned 18 and is allowed to sit and drink with the dads now
He's 43😂 his late 30s in this video for sure..
Bert ain't much older than him
16:48 gets me no matter how many times I replay it 😂 The bitterness, the giggleness, PERFECT😂
Man sometimes I can’t tell if Theo is being genuine or is tryna make jokes. Everything he says is funny as hell 😂
“There’s just something about Bert He just seems to be enjoying himself to a level that wasn’t allowed when I was growing up” 🤣🤣
Fucking love Theo Von!
More Theo Von, you tall premature baby!
Theo: lets go all in blind
Bill: that’s why you’re not good in bed.
Bahahahaha😂😂😂
Bill with the " Tall aggressive premature baby look" 😅
This is version 2 with the corrected audio! Thanks for the feedback all!
All Things Comedy I was trying to show my dad the video but we couldn't find it earlier.Thanks for the reupload!
Thanks for showing him!
All Things Comedy dude how could we NOT watch? These videos showcase the best comedians.
Thank you
Bill Burr for another session of straight FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
BRING BACK BOBBY LEE!
Lmao I love that Bill couldn't help but reference Steve Rannazzisi's 9/11 lie. Of course Bill is the one that does it.
so did Theo Von and because the editing you cant tell who said it first
Lmao..saying he died in 9 11! Love theo!
Can I just give a shoutout to the sound engineering finally bringing us to the 21st century picking up specific individuals conversations out of the group. A little after 2:20
Theo Vons response to Bill Burr's Santa Claus story..
"Dude, that explains a lot."
Lmao
Still salty lol
This was after the podcast interview yeah? Lol
"he's got that tall aggressive premature baby look" lmao
Hey it's all my favorite comedians ............and Steve Renizizi
theo is the only one who you never forget is a comedian cause hes constantly killin ya
I would love to just see and unedited version, podcast style. Just 2 hours of conversation.
100%
My man Theo Von! Love anything he's in!
Lol game erupts into chaos and Theo just quietly drinking his drink.
Theo Von and Bill Burr in the same room ?!
Alex Voskanian the world needs more of that
Bert you told Theo’s story with Theo in the room
Exactly. How fucking redundant can Bert be??
Cuz that's the only way he can be funny. Taking stories from other comedians.
Bert really does suck. All he's got is "Hurr I'm an alcoholic piece of shit - funny, right?" No, Bert. Not really.
yeah that was lame.. would've been actually funny if Theo told it himself
Relax guys
"The beginning was a mediocre" Theo Von..😂😂
Theo is the most paternal person in the room. I absolutely LOVE him.
Bert "don't worry Theo I'll tell your, what would have been a hilarious story, for you" kreischer
Bert "My laugh can annoy Jesus and i'm the biggest try hard in comedy thats not funny" Kreischer
majikjuggalo Joe Rogan’s impressions of him always crack me up, just does Disney goofy dog, Bert is always “ I don’t sound like that” 😂😂😂😂😂
689Twin Tom’s impression of Bert is even better😂
majikjuggalo he makes money doing what he loves why wouldn’t he try hard, sure some of his deliveries are over the top but so what
I love Bert but it’s so annoying he does this all the time. He just needs boundaries.
I'd love to just spend the day with theo. Everything he says is comedy gold lol
Will you turn the contrast down. I can't see anything else for a few seconds after I get a shot of Bill and Steve at the table. It's like looking at Nosferatu during a full moon.
Theo is hilarious
14:30 even though pizza has not been seen being eaten the entirety of the show to this point, theo spawns a pizza crust from nowhere
Everything Theo Von says should be recorded for posterity, he’s a true genius
Posterity is one of them 'tisums, if I'm not mistaken.
@@DennGlanzig Bro, nice reply. 🙃🤣🤣😭. Theoism.
THEO VON GANG! GANG!
4:20 He went there 😂 "I'm not supposed to bring it up? One of the greatest bluffs of all time"😂😂😂😂
What’s the joke there? I know Theo but not that other guy.
@@jimchaos5246 ua-cam.com/video/ItPWUem8O7A/v-deo.html
THEO VON GANG GANG
MyNamesCody "my poker strategy is bluff bluff bluff, bluff in court, bluff on Maury povich, bluff whenever" lmao hes a genius
the whitest comment ever
Everything Theo says its hilarious
Agreed
He can tell you he ran over your dog and it'd be funny!
let me guess its because he is a trump supporter
@@pyzelphantom4355 bruh what?
@@pyzelphantom4355 Carlos you're an idiot you will never escape that truth
I'm so glad Steve was a part of this, such a great/under-rated comedian. Saw him in Buffalo last year and he was hilarious
He's human garbage
The only video that has Theo Von and Bill Burr which is why I have seen it so many times. They are on another level compared to anybody else doing comedy.
Is he good at cards? Who knows? Is he a ghost? Who knows?
DId he die on 9 11
LOL
nope but he did lie about being there only to get removed from show business on almost every level years later when people found out LOL :D :D :D still a funny guy tho
"Thickish, kinda little fella, probably irish.." omg Theo Von we love you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Had me dying at "Tall premature baby" lord have mercy that's hilarious*
me and my bro realized there was no santa when my parents got drunk and forgot to set out the presents one year
that's how i learned about the easter bunny lol
Ah shit guys, I feel bad
Bill: 2nd year of first grade
Theo: billy two times baby
I'm now a Theo Von fan.
Gang Gang
RIP Billy Conforto
7:53 Bill being the voice of reason here on taking the illusion of Santa too far with kids, "none of that Apple Steve Jobs shit..." never change Bill. And yes people that go through that much trouble of building the myth of Santa with doctored videos and your brother playing him on the phone is kinda cool but overall pretty messed up. Also learning Santa isn't real at 7th or 8th grade is a little too late.
Cool Erryn, you keep gaslighting your kids for the "Spirit of Christmas". I'll just do the sane thing and just not go the extra mile to doctor videos and bothering a brother or friend to act like Santa in the guise to try and keep my kids from misbehaving year round, that's essentially the purpose of the tall tale of Santa, no? There are other ways of making the holiday magical, like extra cool decorations or sleigh rides and snow forts but I have my limit in where I want to teach values to my kids. I just think when they eventually find out or you get caught in the act of going the extra mile for them, they'll misunderstand accidentally learn the lesson that fabricating lies for the sake of the spirit of something isn't a good value to pass down or setting a decent example.
Keep projecting and defending gaslighting your kids. I have my limits and values you obviously have yours. I just said that making up videos and calling people was a step too far but you do you, never said anything wrong about Santa. Taking that extra mile is going too far, as was Bill Burr's opinion that I originally highlighted.
_窮 dont worry. that old bat got triggered.
Jesus Christ, I'm glad her kids turned out well in spite of her. It must have been hard to grow up with someone that arrogant and aggressive.
_窮 lol shut the fuck up weirdo.
Loved watching this, especially since I am a poker dealer. Loved it when they decided to switch hands, shocked the crap out of me. Thanks for the laughs, guys. You all rock.
i come for the banter, I stay for the Steve Rannazzisi 9/11 jokes
Burr needs to be on Tigerbelly
harness79 Bill burr is a vet yet he's hanging with rookies wtf
These are all very successful comedians, nobody at that table is a rookie. You don't know comedy if you believe that
ozvictorian even if these guys were rookies, why should Bill not hang out with them? Funny is funny. Nothing is worse than when a comedians ego surpasses their talent, such as Dane Cook or Amy Schumer
Does Bill get along with Bobby?
Bill isn't really fun at these things.
Theos shit at the beginning 😂😂. "Im just hear to take the money and get out"
Bert: I shit on a pizza box in front of 180 people
John: was there pizza in the box?
great video guys. thank you for the content. thank you burr for not letting rannizzizi get off scot free. ps maybe some wider camera coverage so you don't completely cut Theo out next time.
It’s Bill Burrs network. That explains why Theo wasn’t in it. He’s jealous AF of him.
BOBBY LEE
BILL BURR
THEO VON
ARTIE LANGE
JOEY DIAZ
MAKE IT HAPPEN
dosage13 comedy gold
You forgot Joe Rogan
Big Jay Oakerson
Internet would explode man
Add Doug Stanhope.
Bill burr, Theo von, Joey Diaz, Tom segura, joe Rogan, it’s be a great video
(Changed my mind, rather have Louis ck and Patrice O’Neil than Theo and Joey) RIP PATRICE
-Tom Segura +Bobby Lee
- rogan and + bobby lee 100%
#theogate
No Rogan
Tom segura and Theo don’t like each other, Theo hooked up with his wife a long time ago
" you gotta stand up to deal dude wtf" - Theo Von
@9:41 “that explains a lot man” - Theo 😂😂
Lmao “Burt is enjoying himself to a level that wasn’t allowed when I was growing up”.
That shit was hilarious!!
“My thing is just take the money and get outta here” 😂😂
Skip past the game and just rob the bank !
everything theo says is gold
Theo was somewhat quiet but still the funniest.
Theo steals every show or podcast he is on
@Ran Stanley Agreed. I don't really understand the hype with the dude.
Krogan Baby he’s hilarious and an amazing person what’s not to like?
What I forgot he was in the video
Except his own podcast with guest Bill burr
honestly he was pretty recessed in this video being out of frame most shots and not talking that much. I love Theo but I don't think he stole this episode. Just my opinion though. He had some hilarious jokes and descriptions in this one though