Going from killing 2 people to immediately going on a genocidal rampage that kills 1000s and spans across the entire known world only to be killed off at the height of your power by your inner council is the most lore-accurate role play of Paul Atreides I have ever seen.
@@ianlavalley1803 I keep suggesting that they look at the Hollow Knight hunter/ racing mods and community for ideas, like Fireb0rn's channel, but they haven't seen my comments yet. Spiff's Skyrim challenges could easily become a routine series that barely becomes stale.
"THEY WILL REMEMBER THE NAME MAUADIB" from the only British person in the video is somehow the funniest thing when not ten seconds prior he tried to retreat
@@TheTykeit’s the fremen (a group of people native to the sand planet arrakis (or dune)) name for a sand mouse, we actually have something similar irl.
oh, somehow that reminded me of a very old Apple game i had called "Galactic trader". you buy some goods, then travel from planet to planet trading them for other goods. it sounds simple, but you can ONLY use each particular "route" ONCE. AND the only place you can buy or sell goods for CASH is your home planet, Galactica, AND every time you go there you might be randomly assassinated by The Emperor! a VERY frustrating game. PS: the same company also made a game called "Galactic Empire", where you build ships and try to conquer as many other planets as you can in a limited time, i think it's 1000 years. (traveling from planet to planet takes multiple years, because you don't have FTL) it's funny how some things stick in you head, let me see how many planet names i can remember: Alhambra Bok Drassa 2 Eventide Farside Galactica Harkon Javiny Kgolta Lythyl Moonsweep Novena Ootsi Proyc Sparta Twyrx Utopia Viejo Yang-tsu Zoe
3:28 As an actual denizen of Canterbury the second Spiff declared war towards the town I immediately started seeking out underground bunker specialists….
Tea man may have gotten the most kills. But did he really stack up to the baby killing psychopath serial killer, or the lunatic with a fetish for human bonfires? Me? I am unsure who won, the only thing I know is that as long as any of them held power, humanity lost
I love how Valefisk went from being mysteriously dispatched to being Spiff's vassal, only to then rise up against his heir and being ransomed off Spiff's prison only to end up being dispatched in his second time in prison. It was a very colorful life for Openheimer the Strangler.
It'll be good to see the spiff POV of the great clash between the Fisk and Spiff R&D teams and also one third guy who put up a solid fight given the circumstances and would've won if he was just a bit more unhinged.
It is only his sheer level of psychosis and capacity to commit mass homicide that allowed him to compete with a master game exploiter and a Paradox veteran (also known as a war criminal.)
something spiff left out, is that valefisk actually got QUITE close to spiff's score by the end like, over 100 total, still not quite 150 or anything, but given he also didn't have like, empire spanning literally half the world, that's still dang impressive, lol had the game been at 3x or faster, the outcome would've surely been different
Not even two minutes in and I already approve of choosing Paul Atreides as the avatar for a "which monarch can off the most people" challenge. Nobody does mass murder like Maudib.
@@koolunit Nah, Leto II didn't launch a 60 billion casualty Jihad. Leto may be morally questionable, but he didn't do murder on the same scale as Paul.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem fair enough, no actual war. But kills untold numbers with his reign as the God Emperor, bringing humanity on his Golden Path. Paul took the first steps, Leto walked the Path to its end. Leto II himself can be said to consider himself the most monstrous/murderous Tyrant in history.
@koolunit Monstrous, yes. Murderous, maybe, but that would only be due to the length of his life. Not key to the conversation, but comparing 12 years of leadership to 3500 years isn't much of a comparison. Paul compressed a lot more into such a small time period that I'd still give the "more murderous" award to him even if Leto II killed more people.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem a fair point, if the measure is killed per unit of time, you are probably right, as we are never explicitedly told Leto II had a bigger war/higher killcount during his reign. Though there are his talks with 'the Preacher'..
3:50 remember the meme where the doctor says the patient can only eat seafood, so the patient tries to teach the pig how to swim? Pictured the same thing, though trying to teach horses how to swim across the English channel, with riders on them.
That moment when one players micro ends up being a Computer Virus Debugging simulator from all the popups at the start, the best part is the context of the simulator
I love the new story-telling, multiplayer, competitive videos because they are so interesting and it not only shows the exploits themselves but also the pure chaos and fear that is evoked in the minds and hearts of Spiff's opponents. 🤣
As a NEW Englander, I’m flattered y’all know of our Vermin Supreme. He carry’s a large toothbrush because he know’s the world will one day all see the light, and drink Yorkshire Tea.
I gotta say, I appreciate the fact that you made Paul look both like Timothee and like how he's described in the book. He is indeed a good choice for STARTING an empire, but it's Leto II who REALLY took exploiting reality the limit.
This video is like the late game Yu Yu Hakusho Villains. "This entire time I've been kicking your ass, I've only been using 10% of my full power" -spiffing brit.
When I saw what region of the world spiff was playing, I suddenly got really nervous, remember kids there can't be any plague, if there isn't anyone left alive.
All hail our Lord, Saviour, and Master... *_THE SPIFFING MUAD'DIB!!!_* ... ... ... and pray we are not next upon his glorious chopping block: an executioner's stone made entirely of hyper-compacted Yorkshire Gold tea leaves.
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Going from killing 2 people to immediately going on a genocidal rampage that kills 1000s and spans across the entire known world only to be killed off at the height of your power by your inner council is the most lore-accurate role play of Paul Atreides I have ever seen.
There is something truly ironic about how perfectly it lined up, for sure.
As it was written.
"Nobody knows I killed those kids."
Yeah, this is an incredible follow-up to the Skyrim challenge.
Yorkshire Tea
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Would love more skyrim ones with a chance for a meta to be developed. And as very broken strats are revealed, they can be banned.
@@ianlavalley1803 I keep suggesting that they look at the Hollow Knight hunter/ racing mods and community for ideas, like Fireb0rn's channel, but they haven't seen my comments yet. Spiff's Skyrim challenges could easily become a routine series that barely becomes stale.
-Anakin
How could I think I stood a chance against the Lisan al Gaib ;-;
Plot for revenge, vale
Exploiting loopholes in geo-politics for personal gain is a decent way to gain financial influence, I do it all the time.
IT is a highly relatable activity for the common man
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J..j… Justin Trudeau is that you ?
Yeah, and also works pretty well in CK3
"THEY WILL REMEMBER THE NAME MAUADIB" from the only British person in the video is somehow the funniest thing when not ten seconds prior he tried to retreat
Is Mauadib British or something? I've never seen or read Dune.
@@TheTyke Space Greek
Lawrence of Arrakis
@@TheTykeit’s the fremen (a group of people native to the sand planet arrakis (or dune)) name for a sand mouse, we actually have something similar irl.
I believe Valefisk is also British, he just doesn't have a heavy accent.
Being assassinated by your own Spy Master because you didn't remember to keep bribing them with titles is peak Crusader Kings.
Dude's a totaly yandere and just wanted to get noticed by senpai
that's realistic though.
oh, somehow that reminded me of a very old Apple game i had called "Galactic trader".
you buy some goods, then travel from planet to planet trading them for other goods.
it sounds simple, but you can ONLY use each particular "route" ONCE.
AND the only place you can buy or sell goods for CASH is your home planet, Galactica, AND every time you go there you might be randomly assassinated by The Emperor!
a VERY frustrating game.
PS: the same company also made a game called "Galactic Empire", where you build ships and try to conquer as many other planets as you can in a limited time, i think it's 1000 years. (traveling from planet to planet takes multiple years, because you don't have FTL)
it's funny how some things stick in you head, let me see how many planet names i can remember:
Alhambra
Bok
Drassa 2
Eventide
Farside
Galactica
Harkon
Javiny
Kgolta
Lythyl
Moonsweep
Novena
Ootsi
Proyc
Sparta
Twyrx
Utopia
Viejo
Yang-tsu
Zoe
@@ericb3157 "This. Is. SPAR~TA~ *opens airlock*!"
"I killed one, two, three... not this one I think he died in a siege, maybe.." God I love CK3
Valefisk's child murder schemes were already killing me, but when m16 gave him his pocket money I was wheezing
i love that the vermin supreme comment made it into all three videos lmao
Actually met him a couple times, only presidential candidate I will ever respect lol
@@rogershaftly6976 who?
@@couldnotthinkofabettername Vermin Supreme
@@couldnotthinkofabettername vermin supreme
@@couldnotthinkofabetternamevermin supreme
Some where between 6-8 children...he can't even give an exact number of his own children he killed...🤣
Sometimes it's easy to forget how much Spiff talks about his own life while playing these games. 😢
Never in my life did I expect to hear the sentence "Your wife looks like Vermin Supreme."
hahaha right?! 🤣
To bad There's no pony's
"But today!" from Spiff is one of the best sounds in the world
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3:28 As an actual denizen of Canterbury the second Spiff declared war towards the town I immediately started seeking out underground bunker specialists….
canterbury’s a real place??? i thought it was fantastical. like camelot or something. lived in uk my whole life 😅
@@nehakhanom2293 Can in fact confirm that Canterbury does very much exist and most certainly has a cathedral, I walk past it every day for work haha
Surprised nobody tried the "close the court, call courtiers and cannibalize them" strat for infinite kills.
Hey hey people.
@@trunglequoc542Seth here
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Bro got Valefisk to upload a video within a week of another video. That's next level skill.
That was the real exploit
"You killed my wife!" "That's a typo." Hahahaa!
When I saw who Frisk and Reggie were going against, I knew the game was over before it began. Can't outexploit the Tea one.
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Tea man may have gotten the most kills. But did he really stack up to the baby killing psychopath serial killer, or the lunatic with a fetish for human bonfires? Me? I am unsure who won, the only thing I know is that as long as any of them held power, humanity lost
@@EEEEEEEE " Translate to English "
The amazing thing is that Reggie had a genuinely good idea to come back and win.
Reggie almost did though with that feast. RNG was just not on his side though.
Rule number 1: No unaliving the other player's characters.
Spiff: Prepare for a fate worse than death.
he also just straight up kills vale at the end 😂
@@o_-- he can kill them after he dies. He can't kill them for one of his kills
A very convincing Timothee Chalomeh
he looks like his name is timothy chandelier💀
Timotea Chamomile
Trivago
@@PobortzaPlshh bro gna steal that n not credit you
"The blood needs to keep flowing Reg" Khorne would be proud!
All we needed was a Blood for the Blood God battle cry Spif...
It wouldn't be on brand since technically the 40k Brits are the Necrons... (the Eldar are, of course, the French).
@@Count.Saruman Typing that when the orkz exist is some kind of heresy. The one true british faction is the boyz.
I love how Valefisk went from being mysteriously dispatched to being Spiff's vassal, only to then rise up against his heir and being ransomed off Spiff's prison only to end up being dispatched in his second time in prison. It was a very colorful life for Openheimer the Strangler.
It'll be good to see the spiff POV of the great clash between the Fisk and Spiff R&D teams and also one third guy who put up a solid fight given the circumstances and would've won if he was just a bit more unhinged.
A bit more unhinged? Damn. Have you seen his content lol
He is already Very Unhinged
It is only his sheer level of psychosis and capacity to commit mass homicide that allowed him to compete with a master game exploiter and a Paradox veteran (also known as a war criminal.)
something spiff left out, is that valefisk actually got QUITE close to spiff's score by the end
like, over 100 total, still not quite 150 or anything, but given he also didn't have like, empire spanning literally half the world, that's still dang impressive, lol
had the game been at 3x or faster, the outcome would've surely been different
He didn't leave it out, it's right there at the end tally.
Spiff is such a nice man everyone wants to play with him even when they know they’re going to lose even before they start
I'm so glad you're going back to your roots, even if its the 3rd one. CK2 is the reason I subbed to you long time ago.
Ck2 is honestly one of the greatest games of all time
Yessss
Not even two minutes in and I already approve of choosing Paul Atreides as the avatar for a "which monarch can off the most people" challenge. Nobody does mass murder like Maudib.
Well...maybe Leto II?
@@koolunit Nah, Leto II didn't launch a 60 billion casualty Jihad. Leto may be morally questionable, but he didn't do murder on the same scale as Paul.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem fair enough, no actual war. But kills untold numbers with his reign as the God Emperor, bringing humanity on his Golden Path. Paul took the first steps, Leto walked the Path to its end. Leto II himself can be said to consider himself the most monstrous/murderous Tyrant in history.
@koolunit Monstrous, yes. Murderous, maybe, but that would only be due to the length of his life. Not key to the conversation, but comparing 12 years of leadership to 3500 years isn't much of a comparison. Paul compressed a lot more into such a small time period that I'd still give the "more murderous" award to him even if Leto II killed more people.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem a fair point, if the measure is killed per unit of time, you are probably right, as we are never explicitedly told Leto II had a bigger war/higher killcount during his reign. Though there are his talks with 'the Preacher'..
Some people will have forgotten that valefisk and spiff have played games together for years
Spiff: gets married the third time
Reggie: immediately starts plotting murder
11:51 lmao
Legit Reggie behaviour lmao
I've tried playing CKIII and it never really caught my fancy but I ABSOLUTELY LOVE when Spiff plays it
Legitimate reaction: Spiff: "I am a kind and benevolent lord", Me: "WHAT?!" God I love this kind of challenge. Would love to see more.
3:50 remember the meme where the doctor says the patient can only eat seafood, so the patient tries to teach the pig how to swim? Pictured the same thing, though trying to teach horses how to swim across the English channel, with riders on them.
That moment when one players micro ends up being a Computer Virus Debugging simulator from all the popups at the start, the best part is the context of the simulator
Every day we come closer to Valefisk's video on The Campaign for North Africa. Don't torture the man more even more Spiff.
I love the new story-telling, multiplayer, competitive videos because they are so interesting and it not only shows the exploits themselves but also the pure chaos and fear that is evoked in the minds and hearts of Spiff's opponents. 🤣
As a NEW Englander, I’m flattered y’all know of our Vermin Supreme. He carry’s a large toothbrush because he know’s the world will one day all see the light, and drink Yorkshire Tea.
VS represent!!
Wait, I just realized, shouldn't people from New England be called New British?
I gotta say, I appreciate the fact that you made Paul look both like Timothee and like how he's described in the book. He is indeed a good choice for STARTING an empire, but it's Leto II who REALLY took exploiting reality the limit.
Thanks for showing us this game Spif.
I've been looking at it for awhile and I think I'm gonna buy it.
Looks like fun!
Well it's free this weekend so you can give it a whirl before you spend anything
Building a globe spanning empire built on warfare, shattered dreams, tea, and the bodies of the vanquished?
Yup, Spiff's a brit.
It was when Spiff was asked where London was that he truly regretted vassalizing the Norse instead of razing them to the ground.
15:55 "This is the next Oceans movie"
Ah yes! Who can forget 'Oceans 877AD'?
Ocean’s Eleven…hundred…
The editing was phenomenal in this video (along with the concept and comedy obviously). You're crushing it
I just finished watching Spiff. And look at that. It's Spiff.
"Don't kill my wife, it don't want the hassle, to be honest." Why did that feel so British? 😂
lovin the Valefisk collabs
0:10 Lets be honest, plagues are 60% of the gameplay these days
10:41 Man Vale, I was eating lunch when you suddenly said that. My lunch almost came out of my nose from trying not to laugh.
The "pump and dump" line made me spit out the tea I was drinking.
Knowing vales strategy and rewatching the video and watching spiff trying to find out what the fuck he's doing is hilarious
The lands of the Mad Kings, a D&D game of 3 BBEGs that are just mad murder hobos
This video is like the late game Yu Yu Hakusho Villains. "This entire time I've been kicking your ass, I've only been using 10% of my full power" -spiffing brit.
The Brit solos the entire UA-camverse
This was such a great watch. I would love to see spiff do as he claims and fully take over the world one time though
9:17 as they say "if your name is E you have a great destiny"
Excellent stuff as usual, thoroughly enjoyable, just like a nice cup of tea.
Just finished the Reggie video, already know this will be great to watch
fun to watch collab, reggie is actually super funny, originally found his warhammer vids. quite dark humor, right up my alley :D
This sounds like it's gonna be utter chaos I can't wait
22:30 "The Mongols are so kind..."
Spiff "you should REALLY invite me into your lands. im a good boy, promise."
Everything up until 1:39 felt like a fever dream, it was so crazy
When I saw what region of the world spiff was playing, I suddenly got really nervous, remember kids there can't be any plague, if there isn't anyone left alive.
Good on Spiff for giving these little guys a chance in his spot light
The song matching the numbers changing at 33:24 was very satisfying
Had a character a while back that just spammed murder feasts and red weddings, and then got spam haunted by about thirteen of his victims 😂
Love your content homie, keep pumpin em out!
I shall keep pumpin em out faster than mr oppenheimer
oh that was great fun to watch! perhaps spiff will have some more challengers for another attempt... :)
When spiff plays against other people you know it’s going to be a good video
From Muadib to Muadoob, the history of house Atreides: a tale of death, conquest, and recreational drug usage
Dayum, you never cease to deliver. "This war is the final war". Before starting wars all over the world :D
Mango: you can't torture me anymore, we're married.
Spiff Palpatine: Have you ever heard the tale of King Henry the eighth?
The intro is incredibly well edited it looks amazing
The highlander immortal mod would also be a funny playthrough.
See which one makes it to the last immortal.
Seeing two of my favorite UA-camrs doing a video together was pretty great. A British man and a a insane slime man truly peak content.
Just further proof that when Spiff finally passes, the war criminals of the future will just be chasing his ghost
Literally just finished Reggie’s collab video, pop back to home page and see this delightful gem posted. Today is a good day
Not knowing anything at all about this game is amazing. I don't know what's going on but I'm amazed at everything that's happening in the game.
I am "allergic" to strategy games, except Dawn of War(orcs) and Xcom, but I do enjoy watching others play 😁
An amazing slogan for this would been "Every life has value."
8:55 "I'm a peaceful individual". Ok, Mr. Genghis Khan...
I really like the editing of this video, some of the last few videos have been lacking in my opinion so its a good change
"It's logistically annoying so you gotta go" is the most English thing I've ever seen.
I love Spiffing had the brilliant strategy to create the Mongol Empire but then had the horror of managing the Mongol Empire.
As a resident of New Hampshire. I LOVE the vermin supreme reference 😂
I love these videos with other creators and the streams of fallout/skyrim, especially when it’s a series! “Keep on keepin on!” - Joe Dirt
"oh so why one of my daughters are missing?"
"ah yea ummmmmm, sorry missclick"
10:40
Australian politicians be like:
'Nobody knows i kidnapped those kids'
LMFAO, too bloody right mate 😅😂
i can't believe you removed the war with Oppenheimer and him getting released on bail for 95 gold
Another fantastic video good Sir. Blessed once again
You makeing great Videos. Our lovley King of the exploids an of course the King of the Yorkshire Tea
This was masterfully edited and put together. Well done
This was glorious! We want more!
A perfectly balanced show to watch in advisory
3:05 'My micro..' 👍🤜
Finally, a colab with Reggie
Man I kind of wish Reggie got that option to burn the feast. It would have been such an epic comeback.
I was rooting for Reggie, sorry Lord TEA! But the TEA taketh all.
It's kind of funny that a video involving a ton of wife & child murder went up on Mother's Day.
All hail our Lord, Saviour, and Master... *_THE SPIFFING MUAD'DIB!!!_* ... ... ... and pray we are not next upon his glorious chopping block: an executioner's stone made entirely of hyper-compacted Yorkshire Gold tea leaves.
I really like this series of asymetric competitions, and I cant wait to see more of them
I love how fast this Game turna you and your mates into war crime central
Never thought I’d see Reggie on the spiffing Brit channel what next Kenshi is a perfectly balanced game?
I got to watch Vale's perspective so I know who won the murder contest, but can Spiff beat Vale's level of "crimes against humanity"?