exactly what Sleazysadpanda said why would you watch the black screen you could do anything else and play it btw love this stand up soo good thanks for the upload Jessica
What do they PAVE that with?! Thats not concrete!! You could be driving 5m an hr, it sounds like your in a chase scene from CHIPS!!! * Extremely loud Volociraptor noises* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
perry david no he really is from boston, him burr, rogan, they all came up around the same time in boston. while he might not have been born there, his comedy was and its pretty obvious imho.
Anyone come back here in 2022? I miss Dane.
This was the first comedy album I ever listened to and to this day it’s still one of the most hilarious albums EVER!
To me, this is when Dane was in his prime. I love his new stuff too, but this shit never gets old
I love Dane cook
2019
100%, people can say what they want about him, but his first two albums are hilarious.
I love how he laughs at himself sometimes ^_^
I know right XD I noticed that
Katie Hellzen love it
Man i forgot how hilarious Dane Cook is. I am losing it.
Not without coups baby, not without coups.
Hahaha this bit is such a classic. The first and by far one of the funniest I've ever experienced
Best part of Dane Cook is not only the audio but the visual
One of his best specials
lol i forgot how fucking hilarious this entire set is.
lol.....I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish.....he was in his basement tell them what you told me......THAT'S NOT WHAT HE TOLD ME!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Matthew Reynolds the basement guy is the one they told to wait for the next group. he lied as revenge.
Love this!!!
"This isn't cement" XD "rriuuuuuuusssaaaahhhhh" HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA
Omg!!! "Even if it's hot out side people still try to act and cold and shit" XD THE CAR CRASH ONE LMFAOOOOO!!! I was cleaning a dish XDXDXD I CANT!
'Fuck Bee's'
- Dane Cook
Have you?
i see
have fun fucking bees
i'm going home to wipe my memory
goodbye
good for you
i'm sure Dane is proud of you too
Hello, my name is PattieDoo 22.
and i like to fuck bees
i can see it in your bio too
Dane Cook is so awesome =D
Koolaid man is by far my most favourite bit.
You could be driving 5 miles an hour, it sounds like you're in a chase scene from Chips.
omfg he is the best
Lmao "join me tomorrow when I rape a cow..." I'm laughing to hard at this
dane fucking cook man, awesome
Does the little thing in the bottom right corner of the screen bother anyone else?
Now it does
are u actually watching the video...its just a black screen with some white text lol
haha lol it does since u said it was there. I didn't even notice till now lol
Well NOW it does ! :D
exactly what Sleazysadpanda said why would you watch the black screen you could do anything else and play it btw love this stand up soo good thanks for the upload Jessica
He's the best
I bet he's a Dane good cook
Lol ohh I see what you did there... Hahaha punny..!
You're the worst for saying this. He's a chef in like.... one movie. 😥😭😩
.......i chuckled
Now imo he is the living representation of deadpool... sarcasm and imagination runs deep in Dane cook.
"Damnit! That sounded like it was gonna hit!"
Why are all my tomatoes breaking my IPad?
Chicken tenders...
/) AND THE PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
+TheBlazing OG get this lady some sauce!
+Ricky garcia COME ON SHE WANTS IT HER WAY!
sweet sause all over my body
Maile Vasquez fuck ya chicken strips
What do they PAVE that with?! Thats not concrete!! You could be driving 5m an hr, it sounds like your in a chase scene from CHIPS!!!
* Extremely loud Volociraptor noises*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
+Vixen “The Mangle” Fox rip headphone users
Yumiiya
Yea XD
*internal velociraptor noises*
1:16 Ears are dead. Look out headphone users.
F these ads though ..oh my gosh !!
Thx 4 da post!
rip Steve Irwin.
i still comeback to listen to his old stuff, dane fell off after vicious circle
Don't forget that he also did Rough Around The Edges, Isolated Incident, and Troublemaker, which is his latest stand up. Still funny.
Both of his parents died of cancer and then found out his brother stole millions from him. ☹
"looks like van damme kicked the door in"
THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR
God I keep coming back to this, makes me actually tear up with laughter XD
*sobs* whats the point without video?
To listen?
Ever heard of comedy albums
did you get married? lol I've seen this video several times and the last name was different. if so, congrats!
+Fylix Aerou thank you, I think lol
that kid he talked to is 12 now
Abby Schneider 14 right now. Lol
SCP-504 Containment Breach!
Naughty naughty kool aid
I just spit my cola everywhere
lmfaooo Dane is my new daddy
Clazzic
*SCP-504 WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
It’s 2:04 and I woke my parents up, “my (bleep) feels like corn” lmmfao 42:30
Hey, is that bees? AHHHH OH GEEZ!
shoes?! no fuck shoes!
yep to the fire
I punched it and it let me go! Gosh that was funny!
MFC is that you?! MFC?!
Funnier than Dane Cook.
The birthplace of the one, the only...
BURGER KING
no wonder SCP 504 throw itself at CD player of this.
The BK lounge!
will u remember my shit? lol
Yes
He’s like the dude version of me hahaha
Ummm.......where do I go? Where do you go? !You follow the one fucking road your on to me!
I could make it feel like it was raining?! Lol
I just wanted to spray shit with a hose 😂
I have a dream book😂😂😂
Zachery Mickle hahaha one of the best "was the crab wearing loafers? that means you're extra gay"
The god of gays lol
wheres vid?
I live in Houston
'Is your name Monkeyfuckingacoconut?*
I, I could make it look like it was raining?! Lol I'm done
OMG the tickling I end up laughing, pleading and then I get pissed XD
Same. I would always fall off of the bed to make them stop! 😂😂😂
I hate being tickled xD
He is from boston and has a new england based accent in his voice
not from Boston the accent is there but not really that much
perry david no he really is from boston, him burr, rogan, they all came up around the same time in boston. while he might not have been born there, his comedy was and its pretty obvious imho.
Lol why yes youre a imho lol I know what you meant
This comment was on my birthday 2 years ago
the ending lol
Hilarious 5/5
15:38 Yeah Sara
audio only... true-youtube :/
29:47 DON'T TICKLE ME (Animated Meme)
Who’s in my mouth? Lmao
that's what she said
Has anybody here ever been fully engulfed in fire?
45:10 gay crab segment. just a note
47:00-47:35I died XD
Xd its much more funnier when you cant see what he is doing! XD
XD but it's really good when you get to see his facial expressions!
OMFG SO TRUE XD
I will punch every bee in the face!! TFF!!!LOL
*XD*
21:30
17:38
29:47 Tickling lol
why am i talking like a baby mexican
IT'S 4 IN THE MORNING GRANDMA FUCK THIS GAME
12:29
This is awkward.
Nohrian Scum Only if you make it that way
what r thoooooooooooooosssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It's not funny now, but I love that it reminds me of being 13 when this man was God.
I LOVE SCREAMING GIRL. I LOVE SCREAMING GIRL.