Thank You God - Tim Minchin

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  • Опубліковано 27 бер 2013
  • Taken from Tim Minchin and The Heritage Orchestra (Live at the Royal Albert Hall), available from:
    UK & Europe shop: www.timminchin.com/merchandise...
    Australia shop: www.timminchin.com/merchandise...
    North America shop: www.timminchin.com/merchandise...
    Tim: "For some time I've been keeping certain tunes off t'internet in order to ensure audiences of my live shows get a few surprises. I like surprises. However, as an Easter gift I'm putting the Tim Minchin and the Heritage Orchestra version of "Thank You God" up on the YouTubular for y'all to enjoy. I do hope you do.
    tx"
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  • @f.i.r.e.5119
    @f.i.r.e.5119 4 роки тому +5221

    Update on Sam: he no longer fears Hell.
    Nothing could burn him as badly as this.

    • @OGuardadorDeRebanhos
      @OGuardadorDeRebanhos 4 роки тому +26

      and I believe you're an especialist :P

    • @billiefarmer1492
      @billiefarmer1492 4 роки тому +69

      @@2fast2block no

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому +3

      @@billiefarmer1492 "no" what?

    • @billiefarmer1492
      @billiefarmer1492 4 роки тому +60

      @@2fast2block everything you said

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому +4

      @@billiefarmer1492 wow, your knowledge against what I said had so much detail all in two letters. It really shows how much you know in "no", not much at all.

  • @therealtrevor
    @therealtrevor 4 роки тому +5606

    When you think of a genius response after the conversation is over...

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому +5

      Tim's a dumbass so where was some "genius"?

    • @stewdog7787
      @stewdog7787 4 роки тому +143

      @@2fast2block Perhaps you would care to ostentatiously indicate to us the lyrics which failed to exude genius? Please elucidate.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому +1

      @@ethann6573 says the person who can't apologize for your error. Just keep on being an idiot.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      @@stewdog7787 the whole song is based on something silly and individual said him, and he makes it as if that person represents a whole.
      Around 3:00 Tim, "...because I haven't yet been offered enough evidence to allow my doubts. And he said, You just don't go through your whole
      life only believing things for which you have evidence. And I said Yeah."
      Now, the topic is God. Tim makes it clear there's not enough evidence for proof in God. The person he draws his whole stupid song is a fool.
      Biblically, faith means trust. It's a trust by evidence seen. God asks that we prove things. To reason. To get knowledge. To study. God has nothing to hide. We develop trust from what is seen, and that which is not seen yet is trusted also because of the trust built up from what is seen. It's much like a human relationship. We don't trust much until a person has gained that trust from what is observed. The difference is though, God is not limited to human powers. He created us.
      Romans 1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.
      I'll cover Tim's hypocrisy in a different comment.

    • @ethann6573
      @ethann6573 4 роки тому +235

      @@2fast2block I'm sorry. You were right. Thank you for all the pathetic attempts to start some conflict that anyone actually took seriously in every single positive comment on this video. Watching you call everyone you could a dumbass has changed my perspective immencley I have seen the errors in my ways and am deleting all my previous comments as I no longer stand by them. Once agen, thank you for your brave holy crusade into the battlegrounds that is this videos comment secshion In order to spread your wisdom to all willing to listen. This has been an enlightening and lifechanging experience.

  • @HeinzdaKetzup
    @HeinzdaKetzup 2 роки тому +3881

    God really fixed Sam's mom's cataracts so that Tim could create this masterpiece, dude truly works in mysterious ways.

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 2 роки тому +60

      Careful. People actually believe that crap. Those likes you’re getting are sincere and that’s seriously frightening.

    • @ruialmeida818
      @ruialmeida818 2 роки тому +162

      @@fezzik7619 or, and hear me out, it might be that people have a sense of humor and understand sarcasm. It might be one or the other. By the way, loved your snarky remark :D

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 2 роки тому +20

      @@ruialmeida818 Could be. Could be. But one must always be careful because so many of these freaky deaky folks live amongst us and they can come off quite normal until they go into their little houses of worship for Jeez-its and wine!

    • @amily2901
      @amily2901 2 роки тому +38

      @@fezzik7619 Either way, this comment was intended for those who understand the joke. People can interpret it it however they want, it’s not like they were going to change their opinions anyway over one comment. Just makes it funnier for us if some people actually took it seriously.

    • @phoenixxxsxx3812
      @phoenixxxsxx3812 2 роки тому +2

      🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @markbaker5599
    @markbaker5599 2 роки тому +699

    Hes not wrong. I remember reading some words written by a surgeon. He said, and I'm paraphrasing, that after spending 4 years pre graduate, 3 years post graduate and 4 years specialising: every successful, life saving/changing operations, the family would thank the Lord, but God forbid (pun intended) anything went wrong, then God played no part in that. That was all on the highly trained surgeon

    • @startrekker5888
      @startrekker5888 10 місяців тому +41

      Well you can't sue God can you.😊

    • @TheBahamunt
      @TheBahamunt 9 місяців тому +10

      ​@@startrekker5888Pretty certain there's a film based on that idea...

    • @ZenithWest169
      @ZenithWest169 9 місяців тому +28

      Lol if I was surgeon I'd tell the family they're mistaken... "God gave them the condition to test them and you brought them here to me to subvert God's plans and remove this condition set by God... Family... What we did here is the Devil's work and you should be thanking him instead". Of course religious people are delusional and hypocritical, so they'll just deny that and choose whatever the scenario best suits them.

    • @tmorton922
      @tmorton922 9 місяців тому +1

      Yes sir/ maam. Religion does do that. But have you read the example of Job which is presented in the Bible as how to react to loss? How about the fact that Jesus willingly allowed himself to be executed in the worst possible way? Study it if you have the bravery and honesty to really see and understand what was done....
      I dare you to watch the Passion of the Christ
      and see a small portion of what God did to settle the debt of OUR sin.
      P.S. it is supported historically by " non believers"

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 9 місяців тому +19

      @@tmorton922 The story of Job is possibly the most fucked up in the entire 'good' book, so interesting choice there …

  • @PaulTheSkeptic
    @PaulTheSkeptic 9 років тому +3077

    I could just imagine Sam's reaction. Sitting there, arms folded, blank look on his face, "Well, you didn't have to be a dick about it!" Ha ha.

    • @adamdelisle2607
      @adamdelisle2607 9 років тому +36

      Paul TheSkeptic or you could have just told me that wasn't enough evidence.

    • @RodrigoBarbosaBR
      @RodrigoBarbosaBR 9 років тому +20

      Paul TheSkeptic Oh, come on. Of course he had :) lol

    • @amyaustin2374
      @amyaustin2374 9 років тому +21

      Paul TheSkeptic Sam is the conductor.

    • @PaulTheSkeptic
      @PaulTheSkeptic 9 років тому +6

      Amy Austin Maybe if he had a major case of not being able to sense sarcasm. XD

    • @daltonclements1
      @daltonclements1 9 років тому +3

      Amy Austin Jules Buckley is the conductor

  • @Megapixel8063
    @Megapixel8063 4 роки тому +5935

    We’re reaching levels of sarcasm that have only ever been theorized to exist.

    • @christenklein6363
      @christenklein6363 4 роки тому +39

      Omg. Yes sir. Lol. Praise be. In the mosf sarcastic sense.

    • @DJB1017
      @DJB1017 4 роки тому +98

      This Thanksgiving I'm thankful people like Tim, who remind me that although I strive to be the biggest dickhead, and smartest dickhead I can be, there's always an effeminate looking ginger who's smarter and funnier than me out there. In his case, way funnier and way smarter.

    • @dexterdextrovsky1140
      @dexterdextrovsky1140 4 роки тому +9

      Nope. There's some sarcasm up there in the clip, but the only record breaking is in category of circlejerking in comments.

    • @Steef_Lee
      @Steef_Lee 4 роки тому +33

      Dexter Dextrovsky - I’m not sure you know what circle jerking is.

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 4 роки тому +30

      @@Steef_Lee Apparently you're not allowed to agree with stuff on the internet anymore.

  • @Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King
    @Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King 3 роки тому +783

    Something about closeups of musicians being perfect professionals in service of the most sarcastic song ever written is really funny to me

    • @fattymcbastard6536
      @fattymcbastard6536 3 роки тому +30

      Something about closeups of musicians being perfect professionals in service of the most sarcastic song ever written is really funny. -to me-

    • @taylagreen5005
      @taylagreen5005 2 роки тому +54

      But the one violinist behind Tim who's struggling not to laugh throughout the entire buildup is even funnier

    • @DS-uh6ss
      @DS-uh6ss 2 роки тому +14

      The conductor just rockin' it out the whole time!

    • @sueboatfield4330
      @sueboatfield4330 2 роки тому +10

      I saw some suppressed smirks. Lol

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet 2 роки тому +1

      I have only watched a few videos of Tim's and he's freaking amazing, but to see him perform his unique songs with an entire orchestra is truly impressive!

  • @Itsjojorose
    @Itsjojorose 2 роки тому +1237

    My mom had a stroke last September that paralyzed half of her body. My dad and all of their church prayed for months for her recovery. She refused to take her medications because God was going to heal her.
    She had another stroke in January that led to permanent brain damage, leaving her in a hospital bed in her living room, all the while my dad prayed for God to intercede.
    She passed away three weeks ago after going into a coma for a weekend.
    If only she had an eye problem God could have healed her like he did Sam’s mom.

    • @thorium9082
      @thorium9082 Рік тому +78

      @@traffic-law You are delusional.

    • @mikewazowski3154
      @mikewazowski3154 Рік тому +117

      @@traffic-law this is the most heartless comment you could have commented. This is almost evil

    • @pub652
      @pub652 Рік тому +105

      @@mikewazowski3154 there is no such hate as christian love...

    • @fab40nola
      @fab40nola Рік тому +67

      @@traffic-law I am preying this is sarcasm… fabulous if it is..

    • @sheridan5175
      @sheridan5175 Рік тому +75

      @@traffic-law That's actually brilliant satire... Hopefully

  • @GainesHallGenius
    @GainesHallGenius 8 років тому +7420

    This guy spent countless hours writing, composing, practicing and performing a song with a full orchestra to tell Sam he's a colossal fuckwit. This, ladies and gentlemen is the definition of amazing.

    • @Smonjirez
      @Smonjirez 7 років тому +273

      And sexy as hell. I'm 100% straight sexually but honestly; using an entire orchestra to deliver a burn of this savagery-level is just sexy as fuck. If a girl would have a shot at seducing me it would be a performance with this god-like level of legendary cynicism.

    • @Villagelark
      @Villagelark 7 років тому +201

      Yuuuup, I'm pretty positive my husband turned a little bit watching this last night.

    • @GriffandZeus
      @GriffandZeus 7 років тому +118

      I'm straight but yep Tim is my "Gay Crush"

    • @Italian69Boi
      @Italian69Boi 5 років тому +22

      So great

    • @theclintwestman
      @theclintwestman 5 років тому +8

      wtf??

  • @Piotrmiko
    @Piotrmiko 6 років тому +2590

    Always wondered how much sarcasm can fit into one song.

  • @Onlytime1234
    @Onlytime1234 Рік тому +255

    that last line "if you get that right, then he just might take a break from giving babies malaria, and pop down to your local area to fix the cataracts of your mom" is perfect in every way.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block Рік тому

      Wow, so you know things and seek truth. Come on, you're a tiny brain like Tim who hates truth.
      The 1LofT states that energy can't be created or destroyed, it can't happen naturally. One aspect of the 2LofT shows that the universe is winding down, usable energy is becoming less usable. It is clear creation had to be done supernaturally yet it is still denied because people are just too proud to accept that, among other things.

    • @huqqis
      @huqqis Рік тому +17

      There was a time I just couldn't get enough of that line and I would listen to it over and over again. I love the rhyming and grooviness and how it ties the whole song together. I'm just very happy that Tim makes music.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block Рік тому

      @@huqqis as I already showed, you Tim followers have tiny brains.

    • @pub652
      @pub652 Рік тому +1

      ​@@2fast2blockyou didnt show anything but that you are a small minded ignorant religious nutjob.

    • @lunasborednow
      @lunasborednow 9 місяців тому +3

      His face with it too. Just how delighted.

  • @mathewdeering
    @mathewdeering 2 роки тому +916

    Tim Minchin is amazing as always, but can we all appreciate how FUCKING BANGING the orchestra is. Those horns and strings moved the song from a snarky, clever ditty to a fucking epic.

    • @thorium9082
      @thorium9082 2 роки тому +15

      This a great song when it's just Tim and his piano. The orchestra is just sauce for the goose.

    • @steerio9470
      @steerio9470 Рік тому +2

      Yes. YES!

    • @steelethescene
      @steelethescene Рік тому +15

      ... with a conductor and everything lol ... all these seriously awesome and formally dressed musicians playing along just makes it so much funnier.

    • @ryanjones4150
      @ryanjones4150 Рік тому +5

      I bet more than a few of them are disgusted by the content, but have to remain professional.

    • @PianoDiary85
      @PianoDiary85 Рік тому +5

      @@ryanjones4150 I bet others are smiling along too.

  • @PauKj
    @PauKj 8 років тому +681

    Tim certainly knows how to deliver a 'Fuck You!' in the grandest way possible.

    • @daynaheald666
      @daynaheald666 8 років тому +4

      indeed so

    • @tarync7231
      @tarync7231 7 років тому +8

      So true, that is the best part of the song!

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 6 років тому +5

      PauK "some middle class white bitch"... I thought he wasn't gonna... and then he did... and I said "yeees!"

    • @valeriafontoura8850
      @valeriafontoura8850 4 місяці тому +1

      Its a meme now, for me, whenever something utterly stupid happens I just mutter "well Fuck You Sam!"

    • @George2647g
      @George2647g 3 місяці тому

      I get the joke but i don’t see this as an f u.. more of merely pointing out to sam how ridiculous his suggestion was.. 🤷‍♂️

  • @JohnnysourDemise
    @JohnnysourDemise 7 років тому +3980

    When you get an orchestra to aid in a burn, You've just kinda won everything by that point.

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 7 років тому +31

      Indeed.

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 5 років тому +257

      It was a well orchestrated burn, indeed.

    • @Stefanosgg3
      @Stefanosgg3 5 років тому +22

      @@panda4247 very well played

    • @lukegrainger8670
      @lukegrainger8670 5 років тому

      I only down voted this because I saw 1.2k upvotes and zero down votes and just had to do it. I'm sorry.

    • @adarkerstormishere
      @adarkerstormishere 5 років тому +5

      That's like Cartman vs. Scott Tenorman levels of burn.

  • @monacojay
    @monacojay 2 роки тому +1442

    I was saved by Jesus at 23 yrs old. Then about 20 yrs later I was saved by Tim Minchin.

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 2 роки тому +36

      Then you was never truly saved by Jesus in the first place

    • @monacojay
      @monacojay 2 роки тому +132

      @@hopper6094 your tent’s tense is tense and this campsite is taken

    • @tyruskarmesin5418
      @tyruskarmesin5418 2 роки тому +50

      @@hopper6094 I can't tell what you mean, because that comment could have two almost opposite meanings.

    • @BlizzardofOze
      @BlizzardofOze 2 роки тому +77

      @@hopper6094 Whoa bud, that's a pretty crazy thing to insinuate. No true Scotsman would make an assumption like that.

    • @allthenewsordeath5772
      @allthenewsordeath5772 2 роки тому +11

      @@BlizzardofOze
      “ The Christian ideal has never been tried and found wanting, it has been found difficult and never tried.”

  • @oithetresen609
    @oithetresen609 3 роки тому +88

    When someone uses an entire orchestra to mock you for ten whole minutes xD

  • @jamesdinn7333
    @jamesdinn7333 7 років тому +4466

    The sheer devastating amount of scathing sarcasm that this song delivers while still being logically sound and argumentatively concise is absolutely stunning. On top of that the humor and wordplay is simply perfect. An ingenious piece to say the least!

    • @HopSkipLimp
      @HopSkipLimp 5 років тому +109

      It's also one of the few logically blasphemous songs that compels me to dance*. A tour de force!
      *It's not a very complex dance, mind you.

    • @jammpp969
      @jammpp969 5 років тому +5

      @@HopSkipLimp lol

    • @jasondoust4935
      @jasondoust4935 5 років тому +28

      Thank you, Tim..!
      For giving such hypocrisy,
      comedic ken,
      While arguing so logically.
      You took their spin
      and spun it diametrically
      to show the possibility
      that maybe, oh so maybe
      coincidence is not effect!

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +4

      Eoghan MP: it could be more complex if you put your mind to it, though.

    • @EddieFonzarelli
      @EddieFonzarelli 5 років тому +6

      August 18th, 2019
      666 likes😯

  • @DuskAndDawn21
    @DuskAndDawn21 8 років тому +2504

    "Love without evidence is.. well.. stalking"
    -Tim Minchin

    • @EarlyRains
      @EarlyRains 6 років тому +6

      Actually this one I first heard from either Dawkins or Krauss

    • @NYsummertimeCHI
      @NYsummertimeCHI 6 років тому +33

      He's saying if you believe and act as if someone else loves you when you have no evidence that they do, then it's stalking.

    • @Yliandra
      @Yliandra 5 років тому +24

      @@NYsummertimeCHI Kinda impressive that @Dan ofDunolly reinforced your point before you made it. Though your definition is kind of centered on celebrity stalking, rather than the kind that's most common - being stalked by someone you know, who you probably have had to reject several times. But I would agree that's closer to the type Tim is invoking in that lyric.
      But talk about an excellent example of how language around matters of consent is very important, and when we as a society use language that supports the predator more than the victim, it's only making things worse. Because, while I'm sure Dan was being sarcastic in saying stalking is proof of unrequited love, that's genuinely what some people would argue is linguistically correct. But they'd be wrong.
      Evidence of unrequited love is when the claim of love is made and the other person rejects it or otherwise makes clear that it's not returned - or in the case of celeb or distance stalking, the evidence is that the stalker thinks they genuinely love a person they do not know. People all across the globe love someone who doesn't want them, and they just move on or pine in private, without doing anything that could make the person they claim to love feel uncomfortable, creeped-out or genuinely afraid for their safety. They do not stalk or otherwise harass, and their love isn't lacking in evidence for it.
      Stalking is proof that it's not love at all, but obsession and compulsion that's born of a need to control or possess what you cannot have, much how domestic violence is about the need to control what you are afraid of losing. Just like rape isn't about sex, stalking is not remotely about love or affection. Because if you actually love someone, you want them to be happy, even if what would make them happy is never seeing your face again.

    • @twodogzdogue8710
      @twodogzdogue8710 5 років тому +4

      @@Yliandra well written, thank you.

    • @IRiboty
      @IRiboty 5 років тому +5

      Yliandra thank you for that comment

  • @tampazeke4587
    @tampazeke4587 2 роки тому +503

    I was raised Southern Baptist in the American South. When I deconstructed my faith and became an atheist it really upset a lot of my Christian friends. They would ask me questions that, although annoying, were sincere and I was happy, or perhaps more accurately "obliged" to answer them. I was once asked if I didn't miss the wonderful feeling that Christians get when listening to "praise music". I tell them that I have music that gives me those feelings as an atheist and then I point them to this video. This is atheist praise music of the highest quality!

    • @gorb_oron
      @gorb_oron Рік тому +2

      What made you become an atheist?

    • @tampazeke4587
      @tampazeke4587 Рік тому +57

      @@gorb_oron Reading the Bible, studying science and being immersed and marinated in Christofascism growing up in Mississippi drove me out of the Christian faith. Once that happened and I felt liberated and free to form my own mind, I discovered that atheism was the best fit for me.

    • @gorb_oron
      @gorb_oron Рік тому +1

      @@tampazeke4587 do you think it’s possible that there’s a higher power that’s not the Christian God

    • @tampazeke4587
      @tampazeke4587 Рік тому

      @@gorb_oron I don't know. All I can say is that I've seen no demonstrable, measurable evidence that would meet minimal scientific standards, presented to lead me to believe that there is an intelligent "higher power" that creates or controls or destroys with intention. I do believe in time, energy, mass and the laws of nature that regulate their interactions. I could see that there could be a natural law of karma as of yet undiscovered but I have to be as agnostic about that as I am about gods until more repeatable and measurable scientific evidence is discovered and presented.

    • @neildecker4036
      @neildecker4036 Рік тому +10

      If you like "atheist praise music", might I reccomend "Don't Look Down" by the Divine Comedy. Very similar vibes to this one.

  • @SatansFire
    @SatansFire 3 роки тому +306

    That kid behind Minchin on violin smiling like an idiot the entire set up of the story gives me so much life

    • @williamchapman9178
      @williamchapman9178 2 роки тому +6

      Lmao you mean the full grown adult?

    • @SatansFire
      @SatansFire 2 роки тому +22

      @@williamchapman9178 Anybody younger then me is a kid but- yeah

  • @kaylacameron1802
    @kaylacameron1802 5 років тому +1971

    Me - Standing there doing the dishes and subconsciously singing "thank you God, for fixing the cataracts of Sam's Mum"
    Husband - "... what did you just say?"

    • @noonestudiosmadeofstaliniu5938
      @noonestudiosmadeofstaliniu5938 4 роки тому +48

      Happened to me while walking with some friends. it was weird

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      @@noonestudiosmadeofstaliniu5938 look how you dumbasses ignore my comment.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      @Jodie Johnson read my comment and then give me the humor.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      @Jodie Johnson "
      Kayla Cameron
      1 year ago
      Me - Standing there doing the dishes and subconsciously singing "thank you God, for fixing the cataracts of Sam's Mum"
      Husband - "... what did you just say?"
      Your reply to it,
      Jodie Johnson
      3 weeks ago
      "Kayla, you made me laugh so hard, my husband said "what"s so funny?""
      Tim, Kayla and you all join in mocking God. I gave proof it's those that mock God are the dumbasses. You're more than free to show how I was wrong in what I presented. Please try, since you all join in mocking God.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому +1

      @Jodie Johnson "not mocking anyone or anything just laughing at an absurd combination of words"
      Gee, singing along laughing not even knowing what you're laughing at.
      " i haven't read your comment, can't find it anywhere"
      It's only the 2nd comment out of these several comments.
      So you don't know why you're laughing and can't find my comment. You can make comments and just want to be left alone on a public format. Tim has the right to mock God, which he does, you can speak, as you have the right to, but you feel I don't have the right to speak. Well, I DO too.

  • @maddystruthers5860
    @maddystruthers5860 6 років тому +1241

    Every time there's a key change in one of his songs, you know the shits about to hit the fan

    • @gpearce11
      @gpearce11 4 роки тому +32

      Maddy Struthers Yep. Without it, neither Thank You God or Prejudice would be nearly as effective as they are.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      Wow, so you are so into dumbass Tim, you even pick up on his "key change". You are just one of his dumbass followers.

    • @brom3004
      @brom3004 4 роки тому +21

      @@2fast2block And are you not a dumbass follower of your "God".

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      @@brom3004 "And are you not a dumbass follower of your "God"."
      Not at all. Example, the bible starts out with God creating the universe. Just the way it really happened.
      You think otherwise, so explain how we got the universe without God.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      @Stuart Bowes yes, get a useless dig in as you can't even get past creation. In various threads you're enjoying your long pussy rubs avoiding how you got around the laws.
      Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it.

  • @Packer1500
    @Packer1500 Рік тому +230

    Tim - Hey Sam solid discussion tonight and I love the story about your mom.
    Sam - Thanks! I appreciate you being open minded and I hope you can learn something from her story.
    Tim - That is what I wanted to talk to you about, can I use this story in a show and write a song?
    Sam - I know I have opened your eyes and heart and I would love to spread the message through her story!
    Tim - Thank you!
    Tim 3 days later
    I wrote a 6 minute song. I need a 50 piece orchestra, a 5000 seat concert hall, smoke, lighting, and 10 million+ viewers on UA-cam.

    • @livkb
      @livkb Рік тому +14

      … and I’m going to do it in the Royal Albert Hall

    • @Gnaaal
      @Gnaaal 11 місяців тому

      10 million? Tim needs to fit the bit in about being busy stealing youtube views somewhere

  • @b.d6642
    @b.d6642 3 роки тому +261

    Imagine writing an entire song, composing that song, getting an entire orchestra and being in a show in a concert hall just to raost someone. What a legend

    • @Reggie1408
      @Reggie1408 3 роки тому +4

      It's an act. Sam doesn't exist ;)

    • @suojelijatar
      @suojelijatar 2 роки тому +23

      @@Reggie1408 he does, Tim said so in an interview. "Storm" from the poem does not exist though

    • @berndbrotify
      @berndbrotify Рік тому +11

      He isn't roasting "someone", he's roasting god, so writing an entire song, composing that song, getting an entire orchestra and being in a show in a concert hall isn't so much over the top.

    • @eykyra
      @eykyra Рік тому +14

      It's not to roast Sam though. He's just an example, a prompt for the topic. He just wanted to expose the flaws in the logic of those who think that God exists just because of random fortunate situations while the world is so fucked up. The world is full of Sams. I had a friend in school, she and all her family were also Evangelics. One day she told me she knew God existed because her sister was born with a condition and the doctors told them she would not live to be 5 years old, but she was a grown woman with kids. I told her the doctors could be wrong but she insisted she got several tests and then got suddenly cured. I then told her, since it was recent events at the time, why would God cure just one little girl but let hundreds die in an earthquake in Haiti. Her response was that "many people in that area believed in black magic and other practices so maybe God wasn't up to that". I dropped the topic after letting her know that in that case her God was a hard pass to me then. She also told me one guy in her community was cured of homosexuality after they all prayed for him as if anyone wouldn't fake to be straight so that they could be left alone in that situation. What a joyous faith.

    • @nobodynemoq
      @nobodynemoq Рік тому

      That must be true love ☺

  • @nathrogers7
    @nathrogers7 4 роки тому +3933

    This is just a hunch but I don't think Tim's apology was all that sincere.

    • @jesscarrier4180
      @jesscarrier4180 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂

    • @kcinstic3012
      @kcinstic3012 4 роки тому +4

      LOL!

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 3 роки тому +3

      Tim is a pure hypocrite.

    • @nathrogers7
      @nathrogers7 3 роки тому +38

      ​@@2fast2block hahahaha you got owned by @FiniteAutomaton

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 3 роки тому +1

      @FiniteAutomaton looks like I have to tell you, you gave NO evidence to prove biblical faith is not what I wrote, nor how you got a natural creation. You are not very clever.

  • @kerouac50
    @kerouac50 4 роки тому +1722

    I'd love to have an in-depth conversation with Tim Minchin solely about the line "Fuck me, Sam! What are the odds?" and what makes it so brilliant. The delivery, the build-up, it's all perfect.

    • @poetreeseed4116
      @poetreeseed4116 3 роки тому +91

      Absolute sarcasm incarnate

    • @hippyfriend
      @hippyfriend 3 роки тому +69

      That is my absolute favourite line.

    • @NarsFromMars
      @NarsFromMars 2 роки тому +13

      His face and body language throughout the whole video😍😅😍😅 watched it a hundred times. He's soooo sexy🙃

    • @lh2738
      @lh2738 2 роки тому +14

      @@hippyfriend Mine too! Pure sarcasm

    • @AttendtheTale
      @AttendtheTale 2 роки тому +36

      That's why he draws into tracks not just people who like funny stuff but some real serious musical nerd geeks who may not even know it - once you find yourself marveling over the internal rhyme and structure while he's singing about cheese then you know you've reached a subgroup that you belong in if you're thrilled to be there. He just died but I think Stephen Sondheim and he would have an amazing amount in common based on the musical style of both, as well as Mozart which they both credit but then I can also pull Green Day into this argument if you like so I'll stop here.
      When will people get over the stupid concept that is something is funny it is not to be taken seriously or called art? If you have to call it any label at all it's philosophy these days, we've come a long way since take my wife please.
      I think people respond hugely to intelligence which people like Bo Burnham over in the United States and wordy people who are very good with the internal rhyming and structure of it all as well as the musical genius - but we don't bother to study music because it's more important to study things like bombs and physics and romance languages I guess I don't know I think all the money should be for music but when it's my turn to be in charge, I'd probably just be happy with a nice karaoke group to sing with - I have to add that it's a special talent that also overlaps with green days ability for Billy Joe all 5'5 of him to run around and own a stadium the way Tim played to a crowd of enormous proportions unheard of for comedy shows except Monty Python until fairly recently. I was hoping that he'd have a lot of stuff out on Netflix since I didn't find him for ages and I'm in America but there's the only one more.
      I don't even know what he looks like now I guess

  • @ApetureTestSubject
    @ApetureTestSubject 2 роки тому +66

    My favourite part of this is the escalation from barely detectable sarcasm all the way up to Full Big Band Snark. It's brilliant.

  • @Chris-gk7dg
    @Chris-gk7dg 3 роки тому +677

    This man is a genius...not only for the song and the lyrics, but the fact he’s playing the drums at the same time as the piano. (6:25 for proof)

    • @McSuperfly101
      @McSuperfly101 3 роки тому +98

      Ironically, Tim Minchin is everywhere at once.

    • @mcplesk8765
      @mcplesk8765 3 роки тому +93

      @@McSuperfly101 omnipresent

    • @GamerGuy249
      @GamerGuy249 3 роки тому +95

      @@mcplesk8765 Tim was the God who fixed Sam's mums eye all along.

    • @shadinskihassano4159
      @shadinskihassano4159 3 роки тому +24

      (6:25 for evidence)*

    • @hypers829
      @hypers829 2 роки тому +3

      What's funny is the drummer's face looks like russel brand

  • @e.d.5766
    @e.d.5766 4 роки тому +1835

    "but here I was, *witnessing a first person account* of what can only be described as a miracle"
    The most passive-aggressive line in history.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      And what is a miracle?

    • @brom3004
      @brom3004 4 роки тому +78

      @@2fast2block Obviously not the creation of your life.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому +1

      @@brom3004 "Obviously not the creation of your life."
      So you thought this through. First we have to have a universe. Now how did we get the universe with no miracle?
      Show that you actually think and care about the evidence.

    • @enter_feeling6042
      @enter_feeling6042 4 роки тому +70

      @@2fast2block why should he show something, that you don't care about? Stuff like evidence must be poison for you

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому +1

      @@enter_feeling6042 another joining in with what they consider science that got around the laws I gave...
      "why should he show something, that you don't care about? Stuff like evidence must be poison for you"
      To dumbasses, that is science. They learned well from Beavis and Butt-Head.

  • @heathkitchen2612
    @heathkitchen2612 8 років тому +1678

    Apparently this was the first time Minchin had pulled this whole thing off without a hitch. I love watching him hold his hands to his face like "I DID IT". Awesome dude.

    • @RyanDownes000
      @RyanDownes000 8 років тому +180

      And he pulled it off phenomenally as well, just a shame the crowd weren't a bit more lively.

    • @KingCodCraft
      @KingCodCraft 8 років тому +355

      +RyanDownes000 It's at the Royal Albert Hall, it's designed to dampen as much audience noise and amplify what's on the stage as much as possible.

    • @chaicheng6074
      @chaicheng6074 8 років тому

      +Sam Hill ?luďqkeyk

    • @Nnnn88888
      @Nnnn88888 8 років тому +23

      +Heath Kitchen Yea the first time he did it without making mistakes, was in front of a giant crowd... Sure.

    • @RemyNote
      @RemyNote 8 років тому +36

      +passionfruitprincess - Tim would have been proud of Nathan. Being cynical is exactly what this song is about ;)

  • @orange_man_from
    @orange_man_from 2 роки тому +491

    This man has channeled my anger for religious thought so brilliantly that I can't stop listening to it in repeat its been three days and I absolutely jam out every time I hear it

    • @bjap1563
      @bjap1563 2 роки тому +6

      Atheists might groove with this 😅

    • @innoden
      @innoden 2 роки тому +11

      Even thinking about religion makes you angry? Might need an exorcist to fix that sort of irrationality lol

    • @thorium9082
      @thorium9082 2 роки тому +1

      @@innoden It's not unreasonable. Religion has been responsible for more war, death , intolerance and hate then anything else, like ever. To deny that is irrational.

    • @orange_man_from
      @orange_man_from 2 роки тому +54

      @@innoden Not really, more about the ways religious-minded folk rationalize their beliefs. As the entire song points out, coincidence on this small of a scale is utterly useless as proof, either to yourself or to other poeple, that omnipotent gods exist.
      My anger comes from only recently dismantling my faith and realizing how held back I was as a child. For a god that doesn't exist (and would be outright evil if he did. See the entire Old Testament) and a religious viewpoint that forces ideas into your head instead of logically reaching them.
      Tim's sarcastic dismantling of the pathetic nature of a god who "works in mysterious ways" so efficiently gets to the root of that issue. Appeals to a god have such a childish, unimaginative, non-insightful view of the world that plagued my early years that I do get a bit mad at wondering where I'd be without it.

    • @innoden
      @innoden 2 роки тому

      @@orange_man_from "see entire old testament" is a terrible argument. Just because you don't agree that those things should've happened, doesn't make them evil. You are human. Finite. Your reason and logic and principles are flawed. Everyone's is and to say otherwise obviously a lie. There is a lot of scientific proof that backs up everything the Bible says, old and new testament. I agree that coincidence cannot be used as evidence, but actually do research. I'm not getting into it any more than this on UA-cam comments. Hope you find the truth. Have a nice day.

  • @GalvanizedEntropy
    @GalvanizedEntropy 8 місяців тому +10

    My mom's belief in Catholicism was cemented when she had an aneurysm that was caught before it could kill her. I'm so grateful to still have her, but I also feel like it has kinda ruined her life? She stays with my horrible, manipulative, emotionally abusive father because that's what a good Catholic would do. She prays for hours every day, cleans church and goes at least once a week, often more, she serves on her church council which sometime causes her to have to work14 hour days going from her regular job to church functions. It has consumed her life, and all because her God miraculously showed the inside of her brain when she was getting a brain scan for something unrelated. Kinda breaks my heart that the church has its claws so deep in her, and that she's so content to have them there that she resists when I try to help her break loose of their stunningly harmful organization.

    • @candicefrost4561
      @candicefrost4561 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah Christians are famous for keeping abused women in situations like that. It’s messed up. I hope you can find a way to help her. Lundy Bancroft is a good resource for that

    • @pamc9226
      @pamc9226 Місяць тому

      I can’t see a way your mum will ever break the chains Catholicism bind her. I can understand why you feel so angry. Very sad

  • @filipsn0lips
    @filipsn0lips 5 років тому +2368

    Minchin rocks, but can we all take a moment to appreciate The Heritage Orchestra and their awesomeness?

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      They played along to a dumbass with a horrible singing voice. I dont appreciate them.

    • @patrikvukovic8259
      @patrikvukovic8259 4 роки тому +95

      @@2fast2block how does it feel to be a nobody

    • @patrikvukovic8259
      @patrikvukovic8259 4 роки тому +14

      @@2fast2block ua-cam.com/video/OhhOU5FUPBE/v-deo.html

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      @@patrikvukovic8259 Here's what happens when you give a dumbass common science that they can't contend with, they will completely ignore it and since they are disgusting human beings that don't care, they will think they have something clever to say that makes it look like they are not as stupid as they are, so this is what is considered a good scientific come back to all the science they were provided:
      Drumroll, please.... their science....."ua-cam.com/video/OhhOU5FUPBE/v-deo.html"
      Yes, I'm serious. I'm not making this up. They are really that stupid.

    • @alittlehusky5
      @alittlehusky5 4 роки тому +18

      @@2fast2block care to provide any peer reviewed evidence? Care to provide any deffinitive prof of the existence of a god? And that your god is the one true god?

  • @ClayTallStories
    @ClayTallStories 8 років тому +2661

    The magnitude of this blokes talent is mind blowing.

    • @katiespade8625
      @katiespade8625 8 років тому +2

      +Clay Tall Stories The magnitude of your ignorance is mind boggling.

    • @ClayTallStories
      @ClayTallStories 8 років тому +147

      The magnitude of your inner need to convince other of your own ingrained belief system is at best... pitiful.

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 6 років тому +53

      Clay Tall Stories It's cute when believers try to convince non-believers how ignorant they are, isn't it? I'm always inclined to say "bless them" but then I don't☺

    • @nunyabiznis3595
      @nunyabiznis3595 6 років тому +5

      lol

    • @wingit2001
      @wingit2001 6 років тому +5

      Agreed!

  • @wbdill
    @wbdill Рік тому +46

    I don't know if perfection actually exists, but if it does the this is it. The catchyness of the tune, the biting lyrics of skepticism, the dynamics of loud and soft (ex: when the music stops for "I C G O D" ). The carnival whistle during "fuck me Sam what are the odds". The stretching of pronunciation to make "cornea(r)" rhyme with "clear". The way Tim grooves his shoulders back and forth. The quick head nods of "no" to the numerous "it couldn't be" lines of parsimonious alternate explanations contrasted with the affirmative nod during "no the only explanation....". The masterful piano playing. The way he nailed the extremely long and fast moving difficult lyrics. Literally EVERYTHING about this performance can only be described as a miracle. Minchin is truly divine.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block Рік тому

      You are as clueless as Tim.
      The 1LofT states that energy can't be created or destroyed, it can't happen naturally. One aspect of the 2LofT shows that the universe is winding down, usable energy is becoming less usable. It is clear creation had to be done supernaturally yet it is still denied because people are just too proud to accept that, among other things.

    • @nxt6341
      @nxt6341 Рік тому

      @@2fast2block *HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS SHIT????? IS YOUR PASSTIME REALLY JUST GOING TO THIS ESPECIFIC COMMENT SECCTION AND PASTING THE SAME POINTLESS TEXT???*

  • @HeatherShoemaker85
    @HeatherShoemaker85 23 дні тому +8

    I have metastatic cancer in my 30’s that is aggressive and not responding to treatment well.
    I like to listen to this to make me feel better when people say god helped them find their keys or finish a goal or whatever. (F* me and my young kids. Lol). Or tell me their god has a reason for everything and it will be fine.
    This song is so perfectly done and has brought me a lot of peace and joy.

    • @HeatherShoemaker85
      @HeatherShoemaker85 23 дні тому +1

      Also, I wish he would come to Atlanta soon so I could see him.

  • @elmohead
    @elmohead 8 років тому +4980

    Perhaps God can heal the 3rd degree burn Tim Minchin just gave to Sam and his mum?

    • @timothydenyer2346
      @timothydenyer2346 8 років тому +17

      +elmohead Best comment!

    • @tomvercoe6356
      @tomvercoe6356 8 років тому +43

      I think it was 4th Degree...

    • @therandomquakers
      @therandomquakers 8 років тому +10

      +Tom_200 - Minecraft & More Nay, a burn of yon sixth degree...

    • @CaptIronfoundersson
      @CaptIronfoundersson 8 років тому +20

      +elmohead There really are only two words to describe this comment. Oh, snap!

    • @riparianlife97701
      @riparianlife97701 8 років тому +80

      +elmohead Well you know what they say. If you don't want people making fun of your religion, you shouldn't pick a funny religion.

  • @TheDizzleHawke
    @TheDizzleHawke 5 років тому +1054

    Sam’s mum: Doesn’t trust doctors.
    Doctors: Here’s a misdiagnosis about your eyes.
    Sam’s Mum: I trust you.

    • @messiha666
      @messiha666 3 роки тому +21

      It's almost as if being in denial because you're scared is something people do, huh?

    • @u1zha
      @u1zha 2 роки тому +2

      @@messiha666 Denial would be "I don't trust you" but if you reread what the last line says it's not that

    • @messiha666
      @messiha666 2 роки тому

      @@u1zha Watch me be even smarmier and point out that it says that in the first line.

    • @Rundrop
      @Rundrop 2 роки тому

      @@messiha666 I think he’s just pointing out that the existence of the next two lines deflates your entire comment’s importance :)

    • @messiha666
      @messiha666 2 роки тому

      @@Rundrop He didn't? He made a point of denial requiring a special wording and implied it not to be there, when it is. And speaking of the 'importance of comments' - lol. lmao, even. You aren't trying to imply that UA-cam comments are in any way, shape, or form ever relevant, right? Because they absolutely aren't.

  • @bakamjakafoo
    @bakamjakafoo 2 роки тому +98

    Thank you God for allowing us to have Tim Minchin despite, or due to, Your lack of existence.

    • @paulpinecone2464
      @paulpinecone2464 Рік тому +5

      Think of how powerful you have to be to do that *despite not existing.*

  • @CelticAndyTheBard
    @CelticAndyTheBard 2 роки тому +272

    You're not going to experience too many geniuses in your lifetime. Tim is definitely one of them. Stellar.

    • @jamesedmonds7519
      @jamesedmonds7519 Рік тому +16

      I had the privilege to see him live.
      We, as atheists don't have deities but Tim Minchin comes fucking close to being my god.

    • @justyouraveragehumanbeing7411
      @justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 Рік тому +1

      @@jamesedmonds7519 Nice one

    • @jimgutt749
      @jimgutt749 8 місяців тому +1

      He definitely has an audience! 😉😊

  • @MrAllenCrown
    @MrAllenCrown 10 років тому +2573

    God cured my dad's alcoholism.
    7 times.

    • @MrAllenCrown
      @MrAllenCrown 10 років тому +39

      I might name my auto-biography God cured my dad's alcoholism. :D that would be a cuwl name for a book.

    • @mybrainsondrums
      @mybrainsondrums 10 років тому +91

      cured my moms a few times too. not sure why god keeps givin that ism back to her but suppose its not my place to question. wonderfully effective isnt the omnipotent

    • @MrAllenCrown
      @MrAllenCrown 10 років тому +57

      I know right?
      The whole event did cure my theism or general believe in a deity or afterlife. So something got cured.

    • @MrAllenCrown
      @MrAllenCrown 10 років тому +23

      Like where did you buy your English boy?
      I need to know, so I won't ever shop there. :D

    • @tishawatson5676
      @tishawatson5676 10 років тому +5

      LMAO. I see what you did there.

  • @HiopX
    @HiopX 4 роки тому +641

    "Love without evidence is just stalking"

    • @jimcarrigan1777
      @jimcarrigan1777 2 роки тому +3

      Laughed my ass off when I heard that. :D

    • @Decenium
      @Decenium 2 роки тому

      I dont really get that, the obsession of a stalker is not evidence of love?

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 2 роки тому +11

      @@Decenium 1. Obsession is not love
      2. Love needs to be mutual, while stalking is one sided

    • @u1zha
      @u1zha 2 роки тому

      Amazing if he really came up with that in the midst of a real conversation with Sam, I'm sure I wouldn't.

  • @stefrost4029
    @stefrost4029 3 роки тому +147

    Tim's reasoning isn't at all far-fetched. I was told I needed surgery on my tear-ducts (weird, I know!) and I turned up FOR THE OPERATION and they looked again and said 'No, there's noting wrong with them' and they sent me home (It was pretty unsettling to turn up for surgery I didn't need. lol). Imagine if I had prayed between these two things happening; many people would think a miracle had occurred.

    • @bethanywilson3867
      @bethanywilson3867 3 роки тому +23

      For sure it's a miracle! Who knows how many people were praying for you without your knowing? It was definitely God that saved your tear ducts!
      🤣

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 2 роки тому +4

      yh, thats the weird part of being alive. not everything is an exact science, things can just change

    • @voodoodolll
      @voodoodolll 2 роки тому +13

      @@jynxed66six54 That's not an accurate representation of reality, only our ignorance and limited perception. Things don't "just" change without rhyme or reason. It's just that we haven't comprehended the situation or process.

    • @u1zha
      @u1zha 2 роки тому +3

      @@voodoodolll Things may be just uncomprehendable/random. Synonymous to "just change". (Given ~every sufficiently complex formal system contains statements that can neither be proved nor disproved in it - what can we say about life itself, which exists outside of any formal systems we invent?)

    • @m.sierra5258
      @m.sierra5258 2 роки тому +1

      @@voodoodolll Yah I think what Jynxed meant is "the human perception of reality is volatile and deceiving", in that our observations can be erroneous. Medicine isn't like math, where you can prove that 1+1=2. While it is very advanced science, its observations are still strongly educated guesses and can be incorrect.

  • @visakhunnikrishnan7232
    @visakhunnikrishnan7232 3 роки тому +68

    I thank God for curing the cataract of Sam's mum. If not, we would not be able to hear this genius song.

  • @DogmaDisputant
    @DogmaDisputant 9 років тому +500

    Prayer does work. When I was six years old, I prayed to god to make all future prayers made by anyone for any reason to go willfully unanswered. I am currently forty five years of age and god has not yet faulted on my first and last prayer. However, it's far more likely that the first person on Earth to ever pray to him...prayed the same prayer as I did... willfully negating my prayer as well.

    • @moodyplus
      @moodyplus 9 років тому +51

      Mind = blown.

    • @Nyruami
      @Nyruami 9 років тому +87

      Well, prayer does work actually. You can try it yourself. When you are hung over the next time, take two Aspirin and pray for your headache to go away. You´ll see, it works.

    • @DogmaDisputant
      @DogmaDisputant 9 років тому +4

      Shato Nyruami XD

    • @PaulTheSkeptic
      @PaulTheSkeptic 9 років тому +37

      When I was a kid I prayed to God for a new bicycle until I realized that God doesn't work like that. So I stole the bike and asked him to forgive me. Emo Phillips.

    • @Nyruami
      @Nyruami 9 років тому +10

      Paul TheSkeptic
      Yeah, like those pastors / ministers always said: God helps those who help themselves...
      Well, you could translate this sentence perfectly to: Help yourself or noone is gonna help you.
      I always wonder how christian religion could possibly get away for 2000 years with an absolutely inactive god, especially when their holy book depicts a god that interacted with man on a regular basis. Noone ever wanted to know why this god stopped interacting as soon as the book was finished?

  • @morgancole95
    @morgancole95 9 років тому +509

    This was the first time I have even seen Tim Minchin. I laughed so hard I actually cried. What a fabulous and elaborate mockery. And I thought family guy was snarky. Bless this man who heard an example of a "miracle" and instead of saying, "I think there might be some confirmation bias or error in the first diagnosis," thought, "okay guys, I'm going to need an auditorium, a grand piano, and an orchestra to tell you how silly that was."

    • @kurt6447
      @kurt6447 5 років тому +6

      Morgan West hahahahaha

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 років тому +3

      If you haven't already, you have to listen to this ua-cam.com/video/JkOHDoEkPW0/v-deo.html

  • @BunnLilah
    @BunnLilah 10 місяців тому +10

    8:30 This is my favorite part because it lays out a simple and effective argument so cleverly and concisely. If I could only pick one bit to show someone, it would be this:
    "Fuck me Sam, what are the odds that of history's endless parade of gods, that the God you just happened to be taught to believe in is the actual one, and he digs on healing"

  • @chrislive1586
    @chrislive1586 3 роки тому +50

    Right at 6:40... that shit-eating grin! I love it! Edit: 5:25 Song Begins.
    Thats when you "know," this entire song was a setup.

  • @lucaslucas191202
    @lucaslucas191202 4 роки тому +1112

    Imagine being totally proud that you convinced Tim Minchin god is real and then 6:37 happens

    • @patrikvukovic8259
      @patrikvukovic8259 4 роки тому +86

      @@2fast2block you have to much time

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому +2

      @@patrikvukovic8259 are you some pretend therapist now talking about time management? How can you be when you can't read what I said?

    • @AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld
      @AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld 4 роки тому +57

      @@2fast2block Man I sure hope God does something to make the people who don't believe in him believe. Oh yeah, I sure hope that there is evidence of him because I believe in him! Yes! He cured Sam's mother of course he is real! Tim is dumb because he can't see inside of my dumb head where I believe in him!

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 4 роки тому +45

      @@2fast2block
      How ironic

    • @enter_feeling6042
      @enter_feeling6042 4 роки тому +38

      @@2fast2block I always love to laugh at idiots like you.

  • @MomentousGaming
    @MomentousGaming 9 років тому +649

    "take a break from giving babies malaria and pop down to your local area" This gets me everytime!

    • @Balin93
      @Balin93 6 років тому +23

      And it's so damn catchy! I caught myself singing it to myself in church the other day! LMAO

    • @Ash12428
      @Ash12428 5 років тому +10

      Michael Petersen do you think your god stopped giving babies malaria long enough to listen to your prayers?

    • @williamjames6842
      @williamjames6842 5 років тому +2

      If anyone has kids they'll know why God has abandoned us.

    • @twodogzdogue8710
      @twodogzdogue8710 5 років тому

      Man is the only evil on this earth lol. Get a million birds in one place to harvest them, then you get avian bird disease which transfers from bird to man but then every one of you blame God. Cut down/burn all the trees to flush out meat to eat & blame God youve got no water
      Live in filthy surroundings & defacate in the streets & you get hepatitis, bubonic plague blah blah blah... But there you go, blaming God! Your idols are putting blinkers on your sight so you just cant see past your own beliefs. Maybe you want to believe theres nothing after we die but i can easily say, that belief doesnt make it true & thats a truth which you cannot deny.
      Go on, swear at me, call me names, send links about mans discoveries & glories but youre only trying to convince yourself. You need more time to wake up, that is all & the ego loves being stuck in time.
      Be kind & treat me as if i were you. Thats what we are here to do. Love each other - no more hate, no more war, no more wasting time.
      At your moment of death will you blame God for you leaving here? I hope no one looks back in anger or dies in anger. 💐

    • @ben-3148
      @ben-3148 4 роки тому +1

      @@twodogzdogue8710 what about natural evil, like earthquakes or other natural disasters?

  • @Dorvin55
    @Dorvin55 2 роки тому +49

    "I understand how prayer can work. A particular prayer in a particular church with a particular style and particular stuff for particular problems that aren't particularly tough. A particular prayer in a particular spot to a particular version of a particular god."
    This dude just described Divine Intervention in orchestral style.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 2 роки тому

      And you think Tim thinks. You're both losers.
      “Science adjusts its views based on what's observed
      Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."― Tim Minchin
      Tim does not know what biblical faith is because he just does not care to know but he'd rather fart out lies.
      Biblically, faith means trust. It's a trust by evidence seen. God asks that we prove things. To reason. To get knowledge. To study. God has nothing to hide. We develop trust from what is seen, and that which is not seen yet is trusted also because of the trust built up from what is seen. It's much like a human relationship. We don't trust much until a person has gained that trust from what is observed. The difference is though, God is not limited to human powers. He created us.
      Romans 1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.
      crossexamined.org/biblical-faith-vs-blind-faith/
      www.truthortradition.com/articles/what-does-the-bible-say-about-faith
      www.revisedenglishversion.com/Appendix/16/Faith_is_Trust
      www.truthortradition.com/articles/faith-a-confident-expectation-of-gods-promises-coming-to-pass
      www.truthortradition.com/articles/hebrews-1-11-and-faith
      His opening of "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed"
      Tim is a liar. He believes his god of nothing did miracles naturally with nothing as proof it could. He cares NOTHING about what is observed. What a hypocrite!
      His god claims to have given us the creation of the universe naturally but that can't be. Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it.
      Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis.
      God is the reason for us and all we have.
      ua-cam.com/video/JiMqzN_YSXU/v-deo.html
      The odds are NOT there.
      ua-cam.com/video/W1_KEVaCyaA/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/yW9gawzZLsk/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/ddaqSutt5aw/v-deo.html

    • @paulpinecone2464
      @paulpinecone2464 Рік тому +2

      No, you also have to roll below 4 on a d100.

  • @crucix1483
    @crucix1483 3 роки тому +36

    "Love without evidence is... stalking."
    😂😂😂

    • @b.d6642
      @b.d6642 3 роки тому +2

      Well... It's true

  • @MartyMcSuperFly100
    @MartyMcSuperFly100 9 років тому +216

    I'm imagining that after Sam told Tim that story, that Tim just deeply thought on what he was just told, looks up and gives Sam a hug and says "thank you so much... I have the best idea for a song". And then runs off all excited and Sam's just like *sigh* " fuck.".

    • @corylusbluefox9482
      @corylusbluefox9482 5 років тому +18

      I like to imagine an orchestra popping up behind him and him singing the full thing then and there completely off the cuff.

    • @JaniceLHz
      @JaniceLHz 4 роки тому

      That would be a terrific video!

  • @DAOzz83
    @DAOzz83 8 років тому +571

    Wow. The Rhymes are a perfect blend of obvious with unexpected, and the delivery is simply _stunning_.

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 8 років тому +23

      +DAOzz83 Tim Minchin in a nutshell right there. He never ceases to impress. And these lyrics are freaking _hard!_

    • @JackAllpikeMusic
      @JackAllpikeMusic 8 років тому +10

      +EdwardHowton He's a fucking legend.

    • @nonofyabidnez5737
      @nonofyabidnez5737 8 років тому +4

      +EdwardHowton Those lyrics are so fucking hard, they have "thug life" tattooed over their stomaches!

    • @Everywhere2
      @Everywhere2 8 років тому +1

      +DAOzz83 - It's a miracle!

    • @AtheistBrit
      @AtheistBrit 8 років тому +3

      +Nonofya Bidnez Since I'm borderline autistic I have learned them all by heart. It is, by far, the toughest song I've EVER learned.

  • @gordondean9189
    @gordondean9189 Рік тому +21

    I just hope I am lucky enough to end up in the same vat of boiling oil as Tim. Eternity would just speed by. What a comedic genius he is.

  • @Ix7VickxI
    @Ix7VickxI 3 роки тому +38

    This is it. This is the pinnacle of comedy.

  • @antoniusweezel876
    @antoniusweezel876 10 років тому +386

    Someone talks to him in a bar, so he writes a song using an entire orchestra in rebuttal. Tim Minchin has the best comebacks.

    • @gradybeckett1777
      @gradybeckett1777 4 роки тому +3

      Have a wee look at his song for Phil Daoust. 10/10 for grudge-holding there

    • @gus7814
      @gus7814 4 роки тому +1

      @@gradybeckett1777 without a doubt the best rebuttal in history.

    • @elquercu7116
      @elquercu7116 4 роки тому +2

      @Julian Machen I don't know if he thinks he is cool, but I do

    • @ryosworkshop500
      @ryosworkshop500 3 роки тому

      Right on par with John Oliver shit

  • @mechanicalcadaver1
    @mechanicalcadaver1 4 роки тому +510

    He says the church had 1,700 members, and this video has 1,700 dislikes. Hmm, I wonder who thumbs-downed...

    • @biggusmcchungus1336
      @biggusmcchungus1336 4 роки тому +22

      It's 2000 now. They must be spreading. Or multiplying!

    • @Siegfried1917
      @Siegfried1917 3 роки тому +15

      @@biggusmcchungus1336 they just creating several accounts to dislike this video

    • @oritscharf9705
      @oritscharf9705 3 роки тому +4

      Cal 2K vs 65K that liked it... I think we’re good here.

    • @code-52
      @code-52 3 роки тому +2

      All religion is cult.

    • @Soapy-chan_old
      @Soapy-chan_old Рік тому

      You feel old when you see a comment where the dislikes weren't disabled yet

  • @mtb095
    @mtb095 8 місяців тому +5

    I use a line of this frequently when family meetings get on the topic of religion. Paraphrased: Do you really think out of all the thousands of gods that have been, and will be, invented, the one you were taught to believe in since you were a child is the REAL one?

  • @TheBobcatlover
    @TheBobcatlover 2 роки тому +10

    "You deserve an explanation, you're right" has to be the most subtle dig at the audience for expecting him to perform the material they want him to

  • @lukegrainger8670
    @lukegrainger8670 5 років тому +702

    It would truly be an honour to be mocked by Tim Minchin.

    • @dude988
      @dude988 4 роки тому +13

      @Roy G Biv Na, I don't think every dumb person is religious ;)

    • @internettevarolanadam
      @internettevarolanadam 3 роки тому +10

      So would god, if he was real :)

    • @minnie6598
      @minnie6598 3 роки тому +3

      It would, but I wouldn't survive it

    • @kewakl8891
      @kewakl8891 2 роки тому

      it is possible that cardinal pell and the pope do not see this as an honor, but I get your point.
      pell ua-cam.com/video/EtHOmforqxk/v-deo.html
      pope ua-cam.com/video/Sph8Qu8wLAk/v-deo.html

    • @gabrielalfaia8154
      @gabrielalfaia8154 2 роки тому +1

      @@internettevarolanadam You atheists are unsufferable. And i am one.

  • @larkmacallan4257
    @larkmacallan4257 9 років тому +1603

    this man is utterly fucking brilliant

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 9 років тому +13

      Lark Macallan yeah that was brilliant

    • @ZiplineShazam
      @ZiplineShazam 8 років тому +1

      +Lark Macallan Genetics determines success

    • @larkmacallan4257
      @larkmacallan4257 8 років тому +4

      MrBeautifulba1 a possible oversimplication, not to mention an answer to a question that wasn't asked, but okay, thanks.

    • @ZiplineShazam
      @ZiplineShazam 8 років тому +1

      Lark Macallan Sorry, depression and boredom = random comments.

    • @larkmacallan4257
      @larkmacallan4257 8 років тому +1

      MrBeautifulba1 haha. been there

  • @AtheismActually
    @AtheismActually Рік тому +18

    Tim Minchin is Australia making up for giving the world Ken Ham. 👍

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 10 місяців тому

      I might regret asking, but who the fuck is that?

    • @AtheismActually
      @AtheismActually 10 місяців тому

      @@dielaughing73 President of Christian conservative/creationist organization Answers in Genesis.

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 9 місяців тому

      Christian apologist/biblical literalist moved to the US and built a big silly fake ark and the "Creationist museum"@@dielaughing73

    • @user-zr6ee6lb9m
      @user-zr6ee6lb9m 6 місяців тому

      *Rupert Murdoch

  • @Theprofessorator
    @Theprofessorator 3 роки тому +26

    The song itself is incredible, but my favorite part has to be the conductor smirking like, "Yep, this is happening."

  • @dovregubben78
    @dovregubben78 10 років тому +298

    It's good to see that after years of blasphemy Tim has finally accepted Jesus into his heart.

    • @drbenkirk9119
      @drbenkirk9119 10 років тому +40

      Brandon-Luke Richardson really? cause he wasnt joking....at all?

    • @dovregubben78
      @dovregubben78 10 років тому +188

      Wait, are you telling me he was being sarcastic? I guess I could learn a lot from Tim... my sarcasm is lost on some people.

    • @sheikhyaboooty
      @sheikhyaboooty 10 років тому +20

      Brandon-Luke Richardson Unless you are northern European, British or German especially as sarcasm should always be a velvet glove, not a mailed fist.

    • @dovregubben78
      @dovregubben78 10 років тому +63

      Thank you for the sarcasm lesson Brandon-Luke Richardson. The next time I feel like pandering to kids whose sense of humor was molded by countless hours of Cartoon Network, and therefore need comedy spoon fed to them, drenched in high fructose corn syrup, and sprinkled with Lucky Charms, I'll keep that in mind :-D
      It's good to see that at least you're breaking out of your comedy shackles by seeking out Tim Minchin. I recommend you also check out George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Jim Jefferies, Doug Stanhope, Jimmy Carr, and Eddie Izzard.

    • @dovregubben78
      @dovregubben78 10 років тому +31

      You're finally getting my sense of humor,Leo Ix :-D

  • @rayabbottgayjaycult3488
    @rayabbottgayjaycult3488 4 роки тому +327

    I'm a trumpet player, and I have no idea how this orchestra managed it, it's usually impossible to play when you're trying not to laugh

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 3 роки тому

      Maybe they see nothing to laugh at since they know Tim is just a hypocrite.
      “Science adjusts its views based on what's observed
      Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."― Tim Minchin
      Tim does not know what biblical faith is because he just does not care to know but he'd rather fart out lies.
      Biblically, faith means trust. It's a trust by evidence seen. God asks that we prove things. To reason. To get knowledge. To study. God has nothing to hide. We develop trust from what is seen, and that which is not seen yet is trusted also because of the trust built up from what is seen. It's much like a human relationship. We don't trust much until a person has gained that trust from what is observed. The difference is though, God is not limited to human powers. He created us.
      Romans 1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.
      crossexamined.org/biblical-faith-vs-blind-faith/
      www.truthortradition.com/articles/what-does-the-bible-say-about-faith
      www.revisedenglishversion.com/Appendix/16/Faith_is_Trust
      www.truthortradition.com/articles/faith-a-confident-expectation-of-gods-promises-coming-to-pass
      www.truthortradition.com/articles/hebrews-1-11-and-faith
      His opening of "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed"
      Tim is a liar. He believes his god of nothing did miracles naturally with nothing as proof it could. He cares NOTHING about what is observed. What a hypocrite!
      His god claims to have given us the creation of the universe naturally but that can't be. Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it.

    • @musicproducer8508
      @musicproducer8508 3 роки тому +33

      @@2fast2block Well, I hate to break it to ya, but Hebrews 11:1 gives a direct definition of faith, and it is "evidence in things unseen."
      I also love when apologists bring up the first two laws of thermodynamics, because they leave out a crucial part on the second law, and make a baseless assumption on the first.
      The part that you omit from the second law is the fact that entropy only increases in a closed system, but neither the earth nor the universe is a closed system, so this doesn't apply.
      In the first law, you're assuming that the universe came from nothing, and since we don't know what came before the universe, saying it came from nothing can't be proven.
      I also fail to understand what this "max energy" is and how it implies a supernatural entity. The amount of energy has been the same since the beginning of the universe, or did you only like to refer to the first law of thermodynamics when it seemed to help your case?
      Finally, what is it with apologists and equating atheism to a religion? We have no gods and no system of worship, it's that simple

    • @purpleconfusion6215
      @purpleconfusion6215 3 роки тому +6

      @@musicproducer8508 half year late, but very well said 👏

    • @MalcolmMorris
      @MalcolmMorris 3 роки тому +14

      @@musicproducer8508 "apologists and equating atheism to a religion?"
      "Atheism is a religion like bald is a hair colour".

    • @Juggler4071
      @Juggler4071 3 роки тому +9

      Christians in the orchestra got the brass and woodwind section.
      Less likely to laugh.

  • @lisylue
    @lisylue Рік тому +12

    I just love the line "Love without evidence is stalking"

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block Рік тому

      Tim can't think much. He thinks this all happened on its own.
      The 1LofT states that energy can't be created or destroyed, it can't happen naturally. One aspect of the 2LofT shows that the universe is winding down, usable energy is becoming less usable. It is clear creation had to be done supernaturally yet it is still denied because people are just too proud to accept that, among other things.

    • @Fanta....
      @Fanta.... 10 місяців тому

      If you love that, you'll love the rest of it.

  • @gordonwest8187
    @gordonwest8187 2 роки тому +104

    I escaped from a cult. Tim is truly my hero.

    • @anonymousjohnson976
      @anonymousjohnson976 Рік тому +2

      @@nickhall6265 : God has character? Have you read your bible?

    • @silverfish3868
      @silverfish3868 Рік тому +2

      We are almost all born into a cult. The age of reason allows us to free ourselves. Tim has a firm grasp on that reality.

    • @anonymousjohnson976
      @anonymousjohnson976 Рік тому

      @@silverfish3868 : Yes, I think all religions are cults and some perform cannibalistic rituals.

    • @pkb8914
      @pkb8914 Рік тому

      Honestly, all religions are just cults that got big enough to be considered ‘normal’. Every religion started off as a cult. Then when a religion dies down enough that hardly anyone believes in in anymore it gets called a mythology. It’s the life cycle of belief - cult to religion to mythology.

    • @justyouraveragehumanbeing7411
      @justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 Рік тому +5

      @@silverfish3868 very well put.
      But still, in this age, I keep hearing religious people telling me to respect their beliefs, but the moment I state that I don't believe in their god, I become "lost" and need god to "save" me.

  • @strangemanmtd8350
    @strangemanmtd8350 4 роки тому +448

    He just vapourised an argument with an atom bomb where a small pop was needed.

    • @StarWarsMoments
      @StarWarsMoments 4 роки тому +30

      Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.

    • @bradconklin2878
      @bradconklin2878 4 роки тому +4

      You think a small pop is sufficient, huh?

    • @noamaster3898
      @noamaster3898 4 роки тому +24

      The level of overkill here is awe-inspiring.

    • @gdj6298
      @gdj6298 3 роки тому +13

      For once in human history, the atom bomb was MUCH more fun.

    • @jbill190
      @jbill190 Місяць тому

      I really wish it was actually enough to point out that even if something happens for which one has no other explanation, it doesn't justify jumping to "God did it" as a cause. You can say that, and I often do, but it just doesn't really hit home how silly they are being. For a lot of people, God is a mental puppet that they will keep playing with until you cut - Every. Last. String. ...because, needing evidence for "spiritual" ideas is just plain strange and counter-intuitive for most people still.

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 5 років тому +691

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should never say anything stupid to a comedian, especially one who can sing.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      Tim is stupid to begin with.

    • @Npyne
      @Npyne 4 роки тому +44

      @@2fast2block why are you here? Are you really throwing a passive aggressive hissy fit because there are people who would rather take a more evidence- driven approach to things? Get over yourself

    • @dude988
      @dude988 4 роки тому +21

      @@2fast2block good troll post

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      @@dude988 what a fool replies when they can't prove me wrong yet need to relieve their word fart....
      "good troll post"

    • @dude988
      @dude988 4 роки тому +21

      @@2fast2block It was a compliment. I like your style of satire. But it's hard to not overact it.

  • @wonkydonk9073
    @wonkydonk9073 Рік тому +19

    Imagine if, at the bar, right after Sam revealed this story to Tim, he got up and started singing this song like some kind of Disney-esque musical.

  • @mattb.4333
    @mattb.4333 3 роки тому +7

    Something tells me no one will try to convince Tim that God exists after this absolute gem of a retort.

  • @maryscottoconnor1203
    @maryscottoconnor1203 5 років тому +580

    It gets better every time. Plus I remember more lyrics every time.
    By 2030 I’ll have it down.

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 4 роки тому +11

      Then you can make a cover of it and get everybody interested in Tim Minchin all over again!

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      What did you like about it?

    • @enter_feeling6042
      @enter_feeling6042 4 роки тому +15

      @@2fast2block ohhh now I see, why you think you're smart. You comment under comments from ages ago and when they don't reply you think you won.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      @@enter_feeling6042 freak, youtube does not always send me notices.
      You are stupid. So is Tim. Shove this up your dumb ass and see if it reaches your head up there:
      “Science adjusts its views based on what's observed
      Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."― Tim Minchin
      Tim does not know what biblical faith is because he just does not care to know but he'd rather fart out lies.
      Biblically, faith means trust. It's a trust by evidence seen. God asks that we prove things. To reason. To get knowledge. To study. God has nothing to hide. We develop trust from what is seen, and that which is not seen yet is trusted also because of the trust built up from what is seen. It's much like a human relationship. We don't trust much until a person has gained that trust from what is observed. The difference is though, God is not limited to human powers. He created us.
      Romans 1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.
      His opening of "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed"
      Tim is a liar. He believes his god of nothing did miracles naturally with nothing as proof it could. He cares NOTHING about what is observed. What a hypocrite!
      His god claims to have given us the creation of the universe, fine-tuning of the universe for life on earth, life from non-life, information for life before and after it began, the laws of nature without a Lawgiver, etc, etc, when we know that your god of nothing can do nothing. His god of nothing has nothing to offer and its followers only offer nothing of evidence for their god of nothing. That makes him nothing of importance but the followers of the god of nothing are so delusional that they think they do have something to offer to defend their god of nothing.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      @S oh wait, someone new joins in to prove me wrong with such great evidence as....
      "You people are so tiresome."
      Such deep thought put into that.

  • @vorducas
    @vorducas 9 років тому +1361

    The ultimate middle finger. A five minute song.

    • @YouJustCantBeatMeGuy
      @YouJustCantBeatMeGuy 9 років тому +23

      Wouldn't the ultimate middle finger be... Yknow... A middle finger?

    • @vorducas
      @vorducas 9 років тому +27

      YouJustCantBeatMeGuy It was 12:00 AM, so I am excused from thinking.

    • @YouJustCantBeatMeGuy
      @YouJustCantBeatMeGuy 9 років тому +10

      Eh, fair enough.

    • @trent0heart
      @trent0heart 9 років тому +98

      it's more than that. it's giving the middle finger and being backed up by an orchestra when you do it..... Imagine if that just happened all the time. every time you to and tell someone to go fuck themselves, there's an epic crescendo in the background.

    • @stewartkline8631
      @stewartkline8631 9 років тому +39

      Katherine Daniel I guess one needs an orchestra when one tells god to go fuck himself. It seems apt.

  • @danielsburg5668
    @danielsburg5668 Рік тому +21

    I couldn't breathe from laughing the first time I saw this. Best song ever.

  • @heavymetalbanshee
    @heavymetalbanshee Рік тому +10

    The 'fuck me Sam' gets me every time. Can imagine how much he wanted to say that to him in person. I imagine he didn't because he's too nice to say it to his face. So wrote a song to get the message to him instead 😂

  • @momerath42
    @momerath42 8 років тому +331

    What distinguishes Mr. Minchin, to my ears, is a Douglas Adams or P.G. Wodehouse level of commitment to each line's perfection. There is no filler.

    • @sodiumraccoon991
      @sodiumraccoon991 8 років тому +10

      Ive never read any Wodehouse but since you also like Tim and Adams, i'm gonna give him a try, thanks m8

    • @EdDueim
      @EdDueim 8 років тому +5

      good call.

  • @jim191185
    @jim191185 7 років тому +182

    This song is legendary. Minchin is a fucking master.

    • @paule5744
      @paule5744 7 років тому +11

      TheDeadlyZipper with an audience

    • @linda_pham
      @linda_pham 7 років тому +1

      a mentally ill person with an audience

  • @cthrugrl
    @cthrugrl 2 роки тому +50

    can't believe i never watched this guy until now. i'm not even an atheist but this is brilliant

    • @MrScrimbo1
      @MrScrimbo1 2 роки тому +16

      😂 keep watching, you will be.. 😉

    • @jhillky
      @jhillky 2 роки тому +5

      Same here. I'm a mediocre Christian, and atheists have way more faith than has ever been possible for me.

    • @EdwardCullen667
      @EdwardCullen667 2 роки тому +16

      @@jhillky Really? That comment? On a Tim Minchin video? Unless I’ve got the wrong end of the stick here (I really hope I have) and I REALLY hope you’re not regurgitating this same religious nonsense of “your faith in science is the same” bollocks. Like I said, not on a tim minchin video surely? In case not, I leave you with this from mr minchin himself:
      “Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.”

    • @hotelmag-a-lardo
      @hotelmag-a-lardo 4 місяці тому

      @@jhillky Atheists don't have faith. They have trust in observed evidence. Faith not required.

  • @somecallmecrispy
    @somecallmecrispy Рік тому +52

    I CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO THIS it’s just such an energy!!

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson Рік тому +6

      It's that Latin beat it's perfect

    • @somecallmecrispy
      @somecallmecrispy Рік тому +5

      @@richiejohnson trueeee couldn't put my finger on it haha

  • @tristanharmsen7796
    @tristanharmsen7796 8 років тому +1819

    I want to say something moronic to Tim Minchin so that he will make a sarcastic song about me!

    • @svge96
      @svge96 8 років тому +7

      +Grue why not external ;)

    • @Someguy-my3he
      @Someguy-my3he 8 років тому +5

      Doesn't sound right -- gods don't even do anything for MY external organs!

    • @theKiwii
      @theKiwii 8 років тому +4

      +Some guy
      surely god fixed some church organ, even if only through manipulating the population into giving the church enough money to get it repaired.

    • @Someguy-my3he
      @Someguy-my3he 8 років тому

      +Kiwii I assume you're referring to a steeple -- we all know what steeples mean!

    • @theKiwii
      @theKiwii 8 років тому

      Some guy
      I was referring to the instrument "organ" that can be found in many churches duckduckgo.com/?q=church+organ&t=ffsb&iax=1&ia=images

  • @Volound
    @Volound 10 років тому +696

    even the musicians in the background were captivated during the speech and entertained during their performance.

    • @TheRealSiccSe7en
      @TheRealSiccSe7en 10 років тому +79

      Makes me feel better for watching this show tons of times, if they can still be entertained even while performing then I'm clearly not an addict, but I am getting a bit shaky I paused the video to write this comment.

    • @David_Span
      @David_Span 7 років тому +4

      They looked pretty bored during the speech -- it wasn't that captivating -- and then focused on playing what they presumabley rehearsed. I'm sure they enjoyed playing, just like a typical orchestra enjoys playing what they play.

    • @audeamus9141
      @audeamus9141 7 років тому +15

      Volound This is one of the videos that affected my faith so much. As a Muslim at first I was convinced he 'saw the light' but eventually I appreciated the satire more without getting offended because it was just absolutely perfect.

    • @audeamus9141
      @audeamus9141 6 років тому +8

      Luke Harvey I am an Ex-muslim ;)

    • @user-pb1cf4lr2s
      @user-pb1cf4lr2s 6 років тому +1

      Ciorany good for you :)

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 7 місяців тому +3

    Im a kiwi who was on a train in aussie going out to see my sister, and it had a stop at Dandenong and i immediately sung that line from this show. I was like "i know of this place!"

  • @YesterHsH
    @YesterHsH 3 роки тому +28

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

  • @suchfrecks3110
    @suchfrecks3110 4 роки тому +318

    5:23 for those who have heard the whole thing but want to relisten to the musical bit.

  • @LokrowN
    @LokrowN 8 років тому +556

    I was waiting for Tim's sharp sarcasm. I actually thought he'd lost it for the first 30sec-1min of the song.

    • @LokrowN
      @LokrowN 7 років тому +10

      Shreyas Sudhaman I agree I was confused for a while too.

    • @kierenmoore3236
      @kierenmoore3236 7 років тому +77

      Ye of little faith ... ;P

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 7 років тому +37

      Tim never loses it. He just has a slow-moving style of sarcasm. I love it.

    • @rini6
      @rini6 7 років тому +3

      Ha! No pun intended.

    • @Hadronium
      @Hadronium 7 років тому +73

      It is well built up. The initial premise is confusing, the dragging out tantalising, and anyone who knows Minchin is just waiting for it...

  • @chrispbacon3042
    @chrispbacon3042 3 роки тому +6

    Tim Minchin the mad scientist of Australian music.

  • @jennicawilton4322
    @jennicawilton4322 2 роки тому +27

    This might just be the best song ever written.

  • @GetSumNutz
    @GetSumNutz 8 років тому +360

    This is musical and lyrical genius. It's as simple as that.

    • @Primaate
      @Primaate 8 років тому +11

      Composer of consummate cerebral comedy.

    • @mahdikahia8320
      @mahdikahia8320 7 років тому +4

      GENIUS

    • @arieagung
      @arieagung 6 років тому +3

      I don't even can imagine how he can remembered all the beautifully complex lyrics

  • @RatFurnis
    @RatFurnis 9 років тому +154

    "Take a break from giving babies malaria, and Pop down to your local area" 😂

  • @danjackson5989
    @danjackson5989 2 роки тому +49

    You will not find better lyrics in a song anywhere on god's green earth. God bless Tim Minchin.

    • @davidroosa4561
      @davidroosa4561 2 роки тому +1

      its not just the words, its the musical arrangement thats great too, for a full orchestra yet

    • @paulpinecone2464
      @paulpinecone2464 Рік тому +5

      God sacrificed himself twice. Once upon the cross, and once again upon this piano.

  • @LysonP
    @LysonP 7 місяців тому +5

    I watch this at least twice a year, just because it's so f*cking brilliant.

  • @4dultw1thj0b
    @4dultw1thj0b 7 років тому +964

    That's a sick key change

    • @stevendorsey4850
      @stevendorsey4850 6 років тому +11

      Is this what they call a "syncopated rhythm"?

    • @stianrotset6713
      @stianrotset6713 6 років тому +9

      Yes, it`s syncopated (Y)

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor 6 років тому +1

      Technically speaking, nearly every record (and all Dance / EDM records) ever produced has a syncopated rhythm. A kick kicksnare rhythm is already syncopated.

    • @ThePowerchimp
      @ThePowerchimp 6 років тому +3

      Maybe we can pray for it.

    • @NeroVuk
      @NeroVuk 6 років тому +1

      uhm, no.

  • @johnfletcher9907
    @johnfletcher9907 5 років тому +346

    Tim I’ve watched this periodically for maybe 5+ years and no church congregation in the world could rival the sense of joy, understanding, and togetherness I derive from hearing it and singing along lol

    • @JCW7100
      @JCW7100 2 роки тому +4

      Same here!

    • @calebmauer1751
      @calebmauer1751 2 роки тому +4

      Same, I keep coming back to it at least once a year, for quite a while now. It's a classic.

  • @WinWindowS.K.Julian
    @WinWindowS.K.Julian 2 роки тому +26

    I love how half the violin section behind him is grinning during the entire performance xD
    Edit: also the "it couldnt be..." verses are bloody genius. Probably the Best lines together with the "what are the odds" bit

  • @FrozenSotan
    @FrozenSotan 3 роки тому +40

    Can't believe I just found this. Bless your mother, Sam. Without her this masterpiece wouldn't exist!

    • @1p2k3a4b
      @1p2k3a4b 3 роки тому +1

      bless him who?

  • @jamesarchie9844
    @jamesarchie9844 5 років тому +423

    Can we just appreciate the line “a genius is just a mentally ill person with an audience.”

  • @kokskiproductions3163
    @kokskiproductions3163 5 років тому +225

    I just like to imagine sam watching this and yelling “OK OK ALRIGHT ALREADY I GET IT”

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      You like Tim your fellow dumbass. How sweet.
      “Science adjusts its views based on what's observed
      Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."― Tim Minchin
      Tim does not know what biblical faith is because he just does not care to know but he'd rather fart out lies.
      Biblically, faith means trust. It's a trust by evidence seen. God asks that we prove things. To reason. To get knowledge. To study. God has nothing to hide. We develop trust from what is seen, and that which is not seen yet is trusted also because of the trust built up from what is seen. It's much like a human relationship. We don't trust much until a person has gained that trust from what is observed. The difference is though, God is not limited to human powers. He created us.
      Romans 1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.
      His opening of "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed"
      Tim is a liar. He believes his god of nothing did miracles naturally with nothing as proof it could. He cares NOTHING about what is observed. What a hypocrite!
      His god claims to have given us the universe, fine-tuning of the universe for life, life from non-life, information for life before and after it began, the laws of nature, etc, etc, when we know that your god of nothing can do nothing. His god of nothing has nothing to offer and its followers only offer nothing of evidence for their god of nothing. That makes him nothing of importance but the followers of the god of nothing are so delusional that they think they do have something to offer to defend their god of nothing.

    • @juliewake4585
      @juliewake4585 4 роки тому +8

      It doesn’t seem to work like that though does it?

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      @Stuart Bowes you are reported using my loco and name to post as if it was me.

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 4 роки тому +5

      @@2fast2block go off girl. He farts lies just like Biblical truthers. Except his is pleasing to the ears your version is just irritating.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 4 роки тому

      ​@@crunchevo8974 so to a moron like you, all I wrote about Tim is incorrect by your evidence of...
      "Except his is pleasing to the ears your version is just irritating."
      So all I said about faith, creation, etc is wrong to you because to you it's irritating to think about.
      So what is irritating about what biblical faith really means? Tim lying is better for you, why?

  • @eddietemple2302
    @eddietemple2302 4 роки тому +12

    This is genuinely the best put-down in the history of humanity.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 3 роки тому

      It's Tim that is the hypocrite.
      “Science adjusts its views based on what's observed
      Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."― Tim Minchin
      Tim does not know what biblical faith is because he just does not care to know but he'd rather fart out lies.
      Biblically, faith means trust. It's a trust by evidence seen. God asks that we prove things. To reason. To get knowledge. To study. God has nothing to hide. We develop trust from what is seen, and that which is not seen yet is trusted also because of the trust built up from what is seen. It's much like a human relationship. We don't trust much until a person has gained that trust from what is observed. The difference is though, God is not limited to human powers. He created us.
      Romans 1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.
      crossexamined.org/biblical-faith-vs-blind-faith/
      www.truthortradition.com/articles/what-does-the-bible-say-about-faith
      www.revisedenglishversion.com/Appendix/16/Faith_is_Trust
      www.truthortradition.com/articles/faith-a-confident-expectation-of-gods-promises-coming-to-pass
      www.truthortradition.com/articles/hebrews-1-11-and-faith
      His opening of "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed"
      Tim is a liar. He believes his god of nothing did miracles naturally with nothing as proof it could. He cares NOTHING about what is observed. What a hypocrite!
      His god claims to have given us the creation of the universe naturally but that can't be. Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it.

    • @musicproducer8508
      @musicproducer8508 3 роки тому +1

      @@2fast2block Well, I hate to break it to ya, but Hebrews 11:1 gives a direct definition of faith, and it is "evidence in things unseen."
      I also love when apologists bring up the first two laws of thermodynamics, because they leave out a crucial part on the second law, and make a baseless assumption on the first.
      The part that you omit from the second law is the fact that entropy only increases in a closed system, but neither the earth nor the universe is a closed system, so this doesn't apply.
      In the first law, you're assuming that the universe came from nothing, and since we don't know what came before the universe, saying it came from nothing can't be proven.
      I also fail to understand what this "max energy" is and how it implies a supernatural entity. The amount of energy has been the same since the beginning of the universe, or did you only like to refer to the first law of thermodynamics when it seemed to help your case?
      Finally, what is it with apologists and equating atheism to a religion? We have no gods and no system of worship, it's that simple

  • @anthellis
    @anthellis 2 місяці тому +3

    And that’s what you call a super mega ultra burn. Few have been dunked on this hard.