Rome Total War But I Use Guns

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,4 тис.

  • @obamaprism1277
    @obamaprism1277 3 роки тому +2198

    Time Traveler: “Breathes air in past timeline”
    The Timeline:

    • @kermitthecommenter6794
      @kermitthecommenter6794 3 роки тому +240

      Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day

    • @obamaprism1277
      @obamaprism1277 3 роки тому +79

      @@kermitthecommenter6794 Thank you!

    • @commissargab6181
      @commissargab6181 3 роки тому +12

      hi kerm i watch your prn videos its intertaining thanks for spreading happiness!

    • @GamerBoy870
      @GamerBoy870 3 роки тому +4

      @@thespiffingbrit Thanks Spiff for making these videos

    • @capitanrexofsparta3261
      @capitanrexofsparta3261 3 роки тому +7

      @@commissargab6181 Wait what????

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 роки тому +2767

    If the Romans wanted to conquer Scotland, why did they not simply create AK-47s? Curious

    • @commandcoded
      @commandcoded 3 роки тому +161

      They didn’t have enough tea.

    • @alasdairwhyte6616
      @alasdairwhyte6616 3 роки тому +61

      they did not have access to modding tools?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 роки тому +12

      E

    • @mariuszsz5986
      @mariuszsz5986 3 роки тому +44

      ... because they are Italian, not Russian... Duh 🙄

    • @maycontainnuts3127
      @maycontainnuts3127 3 роки тому +53

      @@mariuszsz5986 of course, they'd be making Fiat-Revelli Modello 1914s and L3/33s instead

  • @cristianescamilla8673
    @cristianescamilla8673 3 роки тому +2516

    all I can think of is that meme of a knight with a pistol saying "parry this you filthy casual"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 роки тому +37

      @@thespiffingbrit Tea

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 3 роки тому +20

      @@EEEEEEEE tea sums everything up.

    • @imperialguard9246
      @imperialguard9246 3 роки тому +5

      Meme lord

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 3 роки тому +13

      “Parry this thou filthy peasant”

    • @instathrill8845
      @instathrill8845 2 роки тому +7

      Which in turn reminds me of Indiana Jones, Pistol trumps Sword. lol

  • @leondavis1093
    @leondavis1093 2 роки тому +1306

    The Romans really thought they had a chance once they got into melee range, but they underestimated the deadliness of a group of lads with knives from London.

    • @grtwhtbnr
      @grtwhtbnr 2 роки тому +52

      Toss a knife, save a life
      ::laughs in American::

    • @jigmedradulthinley4406
      @jigmedradulthinley4406 2 роки тому +18

      @@grtwhtbnr
      *Laughs in Vietnam*

    • @Joe-xf5ot
      @Joe-xf5ot 2 роки тому +3

      @@grtwhtbnr Yea things look like they're going great and you can all definitely be trusted with guns

    • @grtwhtbnr
      @grtwhtbnr 2 роки тому +12

      @@Joe-xf5ot I could give you a solid breakdown of gun violence in the USA. From community issues, mental health issues, gang/drugs/human trafficking, etc. But you're just trolling and you wouldn't appreciate it

    • @grtwhtbnr
      @grtwhtbnr 2 роки тому

      @@jigmedradulthinley4406 bro EVERYTHING in Vietnam wants to kill everything and everything in Vietnam is ready to die at a moments notice. How do you beat that?

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 3 роки тому +463

    "You vandals!"
    "No we're british!"
    "What?"

    • @schiz0phren1c
      @schiz0phren1c 3 роки тому +28

      Now that's a Hun of a Pun!...and Spiff's a Son of a Gun!

  • @jelledonders6557
    @jelledonders6557 3 роки тому +1019

    I really love mods like these that add to the historical accuracy.

  • @ItsBofu
    @ItsBofu 3 роки тому +245

    "The British Secret Service will come to your house and force you to drink tea"
    Don't threaten me with a good time.

  • @xolotlnephthys
    @xolotlnephthys 3 роки тому +712

    "Here we have Camulodunon. Not quite London, not quite Cambridge."
    It's worse, it's Colchester.

    • @spwicks1980
      @spwicks1980 3 роки тому +21

      A true Essex shithole :D

    • @kari8327
      @kari8327 3 роки тому +25

      As someone who lives in Colchester…you’re not wrong 🤦‍♂️

    • @Karagianis
      @Karagianis 3 роки тому +22

      It's never been the same since Boudica and the Iceni burned it to the ground.

    • @rlauder7210
      @rlauder7210 3 роки тому +29

      @@Karagianis Being burnt to the ground is probably the best thing that could happen to Colchester TBH.

    • @spwicks1980
      @spwicks1980 3 роки тому +3

      @@kari8327 Halstead boy here. I cant talk too much shit :P

  • @timothybartlett5493
    @timothybartlett5493 3 роки тому +591

    *gets time machine*
    Spiff: "Hold my tea--I'm going to spice up the Ancient Britons."

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +1

      OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear tim

  • @ResonantRTS
    @ResonantRTS 3 роки тому +1113

    Flashbacks intensify

    • @ishowhalal
      @ishowhalal 3 роки тому +22

      how many bruhs can i get off this comment .
      1st bruh : Bruh

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet 3 роки тому +33

      @@ishowhalal i say brother, i believe the word you are looking for is "tea"

    • @megaming371
      @megaming371 3 роки тому +23

      @@ishowhalal tea

    • @limjingheng186
      @limjingheng186 3 роки тому +21

      @@ishowhalal tea

    • @ishowhalal
      @ishowhalal 3 роки тому +3

      but i first need bruhs to drink tea with :(

  • @mikfhan
    @mikfhan 3 роки тому +609

    "Sticks and stones may break your bones, but RPGs will kill you."
    -- Hastati veteran, retired, 45 AD

    • @jasonnewman7554
      @jasonnewman7554 3 роки тому +25

      I immediately read this as “but roleplaying games will kill you.”

    • @samorniv7911
      @samorniv7911 3 роки тому +5

      I mean, it ain't wrong.../hj

    • @Dong_Harvey
      @Dong_Harvey 3 роки тому +13

      That was no veteran, they all died

    • @timetotalk2023
      @timetotalk2023 3 роки тому

      fk rpgs get the fatmans

    • @weizhao7349
      @weizhao7349 3 роки тому +4

      Well, there are no veterans, but survivors XD

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 3 роки тому +74

    Spiff: Explodes Rome into submission
    Rome: Desperately tries to make peace
    Spiff: *[PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION]*

  • @ZoobiePlayz
    @ZoobiePlayz 3 роки тому +818

    When Todd Howard made this game, this is exactly what he had in mind!

    • @orjetshkodra614
      @orjetshkodra614 3 роки тому +12

      @@thespiffingbrit Very!

    • @CapitalTeeth
      @CapitalTeeth 3 роки тому +20

      All of it, it just _works._

    • @joehemmann1156
      @joehemmann1156 3 роки тому +21

      @@thespiffingbrit was that a typo of canon, or did you mean you have cannons vs bows and swords? lol

    • @davidodonovan1699
      @davidodonovan1699 3 роки тому +5

      It just works

    • @julianolima3500
      @julianolima3500 3 роки тому +6

      @@joehemmann1156 That's the joke.

  • @DanGer-re8dh
    @DanGer-re8dh 3 роки тому +231

    "We have to invade them. Can't let the Welsh manage their own gold mines, no. We have to do that for them". Speaking as a Welshman, sounds pretty historically accurate.

    • @robtoe10
      @robtoe10 3 роки тому +12

      It's ironic - the ancient Britons *were* essentially Welsh lol

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 роки тому

      @@robtoe10 yeah, where did the modern Briton came from really???

    • @kavky
      @kavky 3 роки тому +10

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 Saxony and Normandy.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 роки тому

      @@kavky I only thought they are derived from the Normans but the Saxons???

    • @kavky
      @kavky 3 роки тому +9

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 Anglo-Saxons migrated to Britain before the Normands.

  • @monokuma316
    @monokuma316 3 роки тому +359

    “Oh no they are t-posing in the water”
    I thought I will never hear those words

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 роки тому +14

      ‎‎‎‎E‎

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 роки тому +9

      @@thespiffingbrit Tea

    • @Zero_Chill_Gaming
      @Zero_Chill_Gaming 3 роки тому +4

      @@thespiffingbrit also how they are born

    • @KK-cp4bh
      @KK-cp4bh 3 роки тому +4

      It reminds me of one of the best sayings i heard in gta
      Look at that shark eating a cheeseburger

    • @q.parablesque5610
      @q.parablesque5610 3 роки тому +14

      I love those little historical easter eggs. The Romans were pretty famous for using the T-pose as a form of capital pumishment.

  • @MrDragonheart1996
    @MrDragonheart1996 3 роки тому +488

    Just imagine how happy Spiff gets, if he remembers that the game plays 1950 Years before the Geniever Convention

  • @joehemmann1156
    @joehemmann1156 3 роки тому +554

    "Can you beat Total War: Rome 2 with guns?"
    Honestly, I would think losing when you have guns should be pretty difficult...

    • @thedodorex7612
      @thedodorex7612 3 роки тому +37

      @Kyle Banister let them figure it out, worst case scenario we get Julius Cesar beating the Gauls to the death with an M16.

    • @custink22
      @custink22 3 роки тому +9

      Eh, depends on how many guns, bullets, and enemies you have. But thats why they make bayonettes.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 2 роки тому

      How to lose: more gun

    • @MrMarineBro
      @MrMarineBro 2 роки тому +1

      Like playing FoTS for shogun 2. Cannon and rifle beats bow and yari ashigaru.

    • @hopelesslydull7588
      @hopelesslydull7588 Рік тому +2

      @@robert.7230 Or more people. Ancient armies could get absolutely enormous, so if you're the Britons fighting the entire force of the conquering Roman army, you're probably still losing unless you have the military infrastructure for more than just guns.
      The reason the Scots were never conquered by the Romans is because their lands were so hard to get though with Roman chariots and horses and the Scots knew how to take advantage of that.

  • @pinkbunchan9258
    @pinkbunchan9258 3 роки тому +392

    It’s not “civilian casualties,” it’s denial of potential enemy recruits

    • @notasimp976
      @notasimp976 3 роки тому +22

      It's not a cannibalism, it's an among us reference

    • @gen169
      @gen169 3 роки тому +15

      @@notasimp976 it's not cannibalism it's the denial of food to their mouth and into mine

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 роки тому +9

      @@gen169 (can't process shit anymore)

  • @rifflerunderhill7006
    @rifflerunderhill7006 3 роки тому +105

    The brits actually had amazing food before coal. Unfortunately, the advent of coal changed how the very pots and stoves were designed to avoid you know, making a mess and killing anyone, and subsequently most things had to be baked or boiled in closed containers to avoid being covered in soot. Victorian Farms does a lovely piece exploring how much effect coal had on the food industry, among other incredible changes throughout British history. Thank you Ruth!

    • @the_retag
      @the_retag 3 роки тому

      Victorian farms? Couldnt find it on UA-cam

    • @christianZaal
      @christianZaal 3 роки тому +8

      Hadn't thought of how much coal would change indoor life - but now that you mention it, of course it would. Thanks for sharing

  • @romainfr2981
    @romainfr2981 3 роки тому +128

    "A very high level spear unit"
    The spear unit: vigiles 😂😂😂

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +507

    Rome wasn't patched in a day.

    • @tardvandecluntproductions1278
      @tardvandecluntproductions1278 3 роки тому +9

      Couldn't even start it for 2 weeks and it took myself doing a registry cleanup.
      Faulty firewall rules.

    • @richardhicks5031
      @richardhicks5031 3 роки тому +2

      @@tardvandecluntproductions1278 I still have a bricked PC just to lazy to fix

  • @jay_deadeye4274
    @jay_deadeye4274 3 роки тому +60

    "We're weaponizing the druids" never thought I'd hear that in my life.

  • @CM-wr6zn
    @CM-wr6zn 3 роки тому +626

    If anyone is wondering, he’s using a mod called Supreme Range

    • @KayEhny
      @KayEhny 3 роки тому +46

      I was wondering how he was doing it. Does it add the explosive effects as well?

    • @maxwellheenan458
      @maxwellheenan458 3 роки тому +136

      This is no mod. This is the power the British get when they drink yorkshire tea

    • @greenleaper3791
      @greenleaper3791 3 роки тому +76

      @@KayEhny I think the explosive effects are mods too. I played as Briton once and I certainly don't remember the slingy boys armed with explosive rounds. I don't know what kind of mod is that but my God, I'd love to install it as well lol.

    • @kinokos8980
      @kinokos8980 3 роки тому +9

      Nonsense. He used TEA

    • @robocop1279
      @robocop1279 3 роки тому +3

      Oh great (just dont tell the british their is magic helping them)

  • @SuperMichael996
    @SuperMichael996 2 роки тому +49

    Lesson learned, always trust the court mage when he comes with a cart full of strange green coconut-like objects and says you should use them in the battlefield.

  • @soupwizard
    @soupwizard 3 роки тому +43

    7:47 Sacking Rome in 243 BC isn't revenge since they won't invade Britain for another 286 years - it's prevenge!

  • @lawpiecla1
    @lawpiecla1 2 роки тому +50

    Legend has it Steven is still waiting atop the gate of Rome for Spiff to help him down.

  • @puntellipuna1061
    @puntellipuna1061 3 роки тому +28

    All those photos of Roman soldiers with modern weapons or exiting an APC will forever be contextless gold

  • @haydensmith859
    @haydensmith859 3 роки тому +94

    Imagine the Gauls come to sack Rome and find that it's already occupied by Brits wielding rpgs lamo XD

  • @aspopulvera9130
    @aspopulvera9130 3 роки тому +111

    I hope the enemy soldier would someday say... "You aren't suppose to do that!" or "hey! That's illegal!"

  • @downix
    @downix 2 роки тому +103

    Fun fact: you can use slings in modern warfare.
    Grenades are the same size as a sling stone.

    • @hopelesslydull7588
      @hopelesslydull7588 Рік тому +6

      Legitimately tho, it'd be simple engineering to design a sling that hooks into the pin of the grenade so it pulls it as you loose it.

    • @Alexander-cg1ey
      @Alexander-cg1ey Рік тому +7

      @@hopelesslydull7588 I think you underestimate the danger of a live explosive being released as a projectile based on pressure created by centrifugal force

    • @hopelesslydull7588
      @hopelesslydull7588 Рік тому +5

      @@Alexander-cg1ey if you can jump out of an airplane with grenades attached to you and you can throw a grenade with your hands after pulling the pin, you should be able to throw a grenade with a sling that pulls the pin the moment that it is loosed.

    • @wargpug6084
      @wargpug6084 Рік тому

      @@hopelesslydull7588 that is a very bad idea, for one you can't cook it any longer so it might land and not explode when you need it too. and what is worse is your release could be off and you end up blowing up yourself and allied units.

    • @hopelesslydull7588
      @hopelesslydull7588 Рік тому +8

      @@wargpug6084 Soldiers are already trained not to cook grenades anymore because it's a really dangerous idea with low reward but also, slings can throw things really far and trained soldiers were so accurate with slings that they were preferable to archers for a long time when both technologies overlapped for a while. It wasn't until bow designs were made better and better that they passed usefulness, and that still wasn't for accuracy on the battlefield but for lethality with enough archers or on horseback.

  • @DauntlessAdonis
    @DauntlessAdonis 3 роки тому +101

    *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
    "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of Yorkshire Gold tea ladies and gentlemen! 🍵 🇬🇧"

  • @noctisumbra3015
    @noctisumbra3015 3 роки тому +43

    Utilizing "Slingers", and making them "Urchins with RPG's".
    They went from 'rock's to 'Rock'ets.

  • @jamesparson1233
    @jamesparson1233 3 роки тому +28

    I can just Imagine the Romans complaining about the 'British weather' while rocks from the slingers drop onto them

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 роки тому +25

    Poor Steven, he's on that wall alone like "God can this day get ANY worse?!"

  • @MrFarmer110
    @MrFarmer110 3 роки тому +37

    *Rule Britannia plays*
    Random Roman soldier: "Why do I suddenly hear boss music?"

  • @reed00112
    @reed00112 2 роки тому +27

    As a proud citizen of Exeter (Isca) i'd like to point out that we are in Devon Haha :P The roman wall in Exeter that enclosed the old city is still partially in tact and you can go on a walk around the old perimeter wall it's pretty amazing. And also lots of places in Exeter are still named Isca after the old settlement Exeter came from. There's Isca road, and lots of buildings and businesses with Isca in the name. Just some random trivia.

  • @johngammon6450
    @johngammon6450 3 роки тому +18

    Time traveler: wears pajamas:
    the timeline: B a t t l e p a j a m a s

  • @Cyrathil
    @Cyrathil 3 роки тому +25

    "T-Sauce Michael, here. And this is exactly the question I'm going to answer"
    I'm entirely okay with the stereotypical VSauce intro becoming a common thing.

  • @yendrian44
    @yendrian44 Рік тому +6

    Steve, Guardian of Rome's gate. The legends say he is still up there menacingly watching every person who tresspasses the gate

  • @chrislaws4785
    @chrislaws4785 3 роки тому +32

    "when you think Britain you think tea, coal, rain, depression....OH MY GOD its a death spiral." THAT is actually why TEA became so popular in Britain, the caffeine has been the ONLY thing that gets you people out of bed in the mornings and has kept you all from either hanging yourselves or just laying there in bed and dying of starvation. LMAO.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 2 роки тому +3

      As an English person can confirm. Tea is very important for getting us out of bed

    • @twizt3d110
      @twizt3d110 9 місяців тому

      @@robert.7230just gonna…. Skip over the rest? Okay I guess

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 9 місяців тому

      @@twizt3d110 doesn't need confirming

  • @Yoshijosh31
    @Yoshijosh31 Рік тому +4

    1:13 is perhaps the best description of Colchester I've heard

  • @minaly22
    @minaly22 3 роки тому +11

    Spiff: "They are T-posing in the water."
    Me: "You mean, they are posing as tea leaves?"
    (leaves the room)

  • @bobthebob5843
    @bobthebob5843 2 роки тому +15

    If you gave spiff enough time he would probably break the space time continuum just by giving a Neanderthal a flintlock pistol

  • @lordmaul7904
    @lordmaul7904 3 роки тому +17

    I'm Irish. The Takeover in this Video Brought Back all My Family Tree Knowledge

  • @12.7x99mm
    @12.7x99mm 3 роки тому +13

    "Our leaders armed with fusees, and we with hand grenades." British Grenadiers

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 3 роки тому +10

    What I always ran into with RTW2 was Rome instantly implodes along with every other big name country from history and you end up being harassed by the Dofussian Tribe you never heard of as you grind your way towards victory.

    • @535phobos
      @535phobos 3 роки тому

      Rome usually does okay (not the power house Empire it was, but okay). Carthage on the other hand gets wiped every time.

  • @pollishion8394
    @pollishion8394 3 роки тому +27

    “I’m sure there where no civilian casualties”
    **shows destroyed village**

    • @faelirra
      @faelirra 3 роки тому +2

      Can't be civilian casualties if there are no witnesses to witness civilian casualties.

  • @Mhuahaha
    @Mhuahaha 3 роки тому +13

    For those wondering, that thing in Rome where horses go round in circles is called Circus Maximus.

    • @adamcetinkent
      @adamcetinkent 3 роки тому +4

      The one in Constantinople is the Hippodrome.

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 2 роки тому

      @@adamcetinkent Wait are you saying they have horses instead of hippos in the hippodrome?

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 3 роки тому +20

    18:28 "They're tea-posing in the water" -The Skiffing Brit

  • @Kemot300
    @Kemot300 3 роки тому +18

    Ah yes, guns vs spears. Truly the British Art of War

  • @joehemmann1156
    @joehemmann1156 3 роки тому +20

    "Oh someone lived in this tiny tent? I would like them to move out, they're ruining the view"
    - The British, probably

  • @vihj3645
    @vihj3645 3 роки тому +20

    Can you imagine the damage of the Scythian Horse Archers with M16 assault rifles?

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 3 роки тому +2

      Had the Scythians Industrialized they would have conquered Assyria, India, China, Greece, Egypt and most of Eastern Europe
      Persia, Korea and Japan wouldn't exist

  • @JohnTrustworthy
    @JohnTrustworthy 3 роки тому +10

    "God is on the side with better artillery."

  • @lucoa4282
    @lucoa4282 3 роки тому +1

    Sooo @ 0:13 ... the enemies now know what it feels like to be the tea who got dumped into the water, because they're TEA-posing in the water :D

  • @johngammon6450
    @johngammon6450 3 роки тому +8

    If only spiff could mod a unit to be innsanely overpowered and have him do a challenge where he only has 1 in each army

    • @josephchanley7228
      @josephchanley7228 3 роки тому

      Then you have a stack of 20 separate armies reinforce one another

  • @lonewanderer1900
    @lonewanderer1900 Рік тому +1

    1:45 - "We've glimpsed into the future using the incredible powers of tea."
    I can just see Spiff reading tea leaves.

  • @HD.Keem96
    @HD.Keem96 3 роки тому +5

    FYI for anyone wondering the name of the mod being used is Supreme Range and yes it adds explosive damage

  • @ondank
    @ondank Рік тому +1

    23:35
    Spiff : Why did you just run away?
    5 minutes earlier
    Spiff : Lets surround the city so they can't escape.

  • @The_Good_Captain
    @The_Good_Captain 3 роки тому +3

    you just got to love the depiction of us celts on the battlefield, they look like a bunch of penknife wielding pajama party goers lmao not wrong.. barrring the pajamas lol

  • @KXNG_BXNZ
    @KXNG_BXNZ 2 роки тому +1

    When I think of England I think of monocles, singing chimney sweeps and workers shoveling coal into furnaces with no real indication on what it is for

  • @ersetzbar.
    @ersetzbar. 3 роки тому +10

    ah yes aiming throwing and grabbing the next ammonition in under 1 second very balanced

  • @Simlatio
    @Simlatio 8 місяців тому

    11:50 Mars looking down on all this being destroyed and saying 'Feasts, sacrifices, parades... I can't stand it but BLOWING SHIT UP, I LOVE THIS!'

  • @henrytrimmer2363
    @henrytrimmer2363 3 роки тому +6

    You were right about one thing master… the negotiations were short

  • @xtz2100
    @xtz2100 3 роки тому +7

    18:29 did i hear tea in the water?
    this is giving me boston flashbacks

  • @Valkorion9872
    @Valkorion9872 3 роки тому +11

    There’s going to coffee drinkers trying to point out that we didn’t have tea but they will never be better that the amazing Yorkshire tea drinkers

  • @LeetleToady7
    @LeetleToady7 Рік тому +1

    “We have glimpsed into the future using the power of tea“
    Me: But Britain didn’t have tea until- y’know what, spiff magic.

  • @nitroglycerin_3455
    @nitroglycerin_3455 3 роки тому +4

    "Help I am afraid of heights" - Steven 243 B.C.

  • @Baiswith
    @Baiswith Рік тому +2

    I love that the first thing Spiff does, aside from arming the street urchins, is invade Wales xD

  • @vooks319
    @vooks319 3 роки тому +3

    *"It is the preenkipez!"* - The Spiffing Brit, 2021

  • @koksmakrone
    @koksmakrone 3 роки тому +2

    I‘d like to imagine that spiff is the reason why there are only ruins left from this time ^^

  • @shellbackbeau7021
    @shellbackbeau7021 3 роки тому +5

    First thought upon seeing the title?
    "yeah, shooting your gaming rig with buckshot will definitely break the game."

  • @knowledge.6655
    @knowledge.6655 2 роки тому +2

    Those Britons are really ahead of their time, since I'm pretty sure tea wasn't popular or even existed in Europe at that time.

  • @ontaka5997
    @ontaka5997 2 роки тому +25

    As far as the game that you can download from Steam, I think they have removed the graphic feature with those explosions. Also, apart from the charge bonus of 3, all stats have been lowered. However, they still have a good range of 150. I didn&t notice any recent patches though.

  • @Tiitra
    @Tiitra 3 роки тому +1

    Spiff what is this? You got new JPEG and screen transitions that are as smooth as your voice!
    I adore it!

  • @p.r.1308
    @p.r.1308 2 роки тому +4

    I love when diffrent centuries get mixxed together. Medieval knight with guns? Goofy and insane but yes please!

    • @citcoin-official2681
      @citcoin-official2681 6 місяців тому

      Medieval Knights with Guns is not necessarily a mix of centuries.
      The Medieval period was a pretty big chunk of history and some of it had guns.
      Samurai with Lasers though-
      Now that's just Star Wars.

  • @earthdinotime4548
    @earthdinotime4548 Рік тому +1

    Patterson fire a warning shot
    Sir this is a m32 rotary grenade launcher
    A potato patota just fire a warning shot Patterson

  • @AlpenSkyWatcher
    @AlpenSkyWatcher 3 роки тому +4

    Add Japan as a faction. Let the JSDF wreak havoc against dragons. Then add aliens with better technology to challenge the JSDF.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 роки тому

      The jsdf??? In the time when Japan was in the yayoi period???

    • @AlpenSkyWatcher
      @AlpenSkyWatcher 3 роки тому

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001
      Hehe... I was just imagining mods for the following stories.
      Gate: Thus the Japanese Self-Defense Force Fought There by Takumi Yanai
      Japan Summons (Nihonkoku Shoukan) by Minorou

    • @timothyjosephbonilla1108
      @timothyjosephbonilla1108 2 роки тому

      @@AlpenSkyWatcher Haha guns are a type of magic

  • @shaktisingh2773
    @shaktisingh2773 3 роки тому +2

    This game is still top amongst my favourites, thank you for still playing this... Much tea from India, but this time we give willingly to the British! ☕

  • @foxcrafter9007
    @foxcrafter9007 3 роки тому +4

    When friendly fire is scarier than enemy fire

  • @2A9D8F
    @2A9D8F Рік тому +2

    08:47 : Fall of Constantinople 1453 (colorized)

  • @TemporaryINTER135
    @TemporaryINTER135 3 роки тому +4

    reminds me of Gate: thus the jsdf fought there

  • @magosmallen2973
    @magosmallen2973 4 місяці тому +2

    This is just what happens when the Gate anime is put into total war

  • @tmanatee9567
    @tmanatee9567 2 роки тому +3

    You know Spiff, your not really playing as the English.
    Your playing as the PROTO WELSH BABY!

  • @lohema7827
    @lohema7827 3 роки тому +2

    1- Create time machine
    2- Go to the year 476
    3- Give ak-47 to romans
    4- R O M A A E T E R N A
    5- ?????
    6- Space marines in the XIX century

    • @custink22
      @custink22 3 роки тому +1

      Theyll be Ultramarines though...

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 роки тому +1

      Make sure you do the same thing to Japan so I can hear those Samurai space marines yelling banzai

  • @lukejones6742
    @lukejones6742 3 роки тому +14

    This reminds me of the show gate where A bunch of ancient fantasy creatures try to attack modern day Japan, Japan beats them then goes through to their world and just completely fucks up their entire army

    • @erinrensburg7529
      @erinrensburg7529 3 роки тому +6

      Gate is a freaking masterpiece

    • @nikypercea
      @nikypercea 2 роки тому +2

      if there is gonna ever be a season to, according to the manga, there should be ship battles against the americans... because there is actually more than one gate that can open at a time :D

    • @sakib6258
      @sakib6258 2 роки тому

      @@nikypercea *laughs in A10 Warthog*

    • @williamblazkowicz5587
      @williamblazkowicz5587 2 роки тому

      @@nikypercea I just imagine them pulling a reverse "Day Of The Black Ships" By coming through a gate and pulling a gunship rescue, American rebels look on in surprise as the warships of the British empire get shredded by missiles missiles. Japan declares that they come to help the Americans, that they have come to change history. The episode ends with American cheers fading into a foreshadowing scene of George III receiving news of the Japanese rescue. He ends the episode with a foreboding "of course you realizise, thus means war." As it cuts to black.

  • @gigastrike2
    @gigastrike2 2 роки тому +1

    The least historically accurate part of this video is when Rome asked for peace after losing Rome.

  • @Kaltsit-
    @Kaltsit- 3 роки тому +6

    “When you think Britain you think tea, coal, rain, depression, and self-loathing oh it’s a death spiral”
    Me: “Well, to be honest it’s mostly rain. Nothing really compares to rain (except maybe tea.)”

    • @LyricalDJ
      @LyricalDJ 3 роки тому

      When you think about it tea is simply weaponised rain.

  • @irfanfirdaus7861
    @irfanfirdaus7861 3 роки тому +1

    T-posing in the water? Are you sure they aren’t just STEEPING tea? Haha I’ll see myself out

    • @soupwizard
      @soupwizard 3 роки тому +1

      I was scrolling down scanning comments and went back up to upvote this pun.

  • @admiraltopazblue826
    @admiraltopazblue826 3 роки тому +4

    The man who can make the UK look badass

  • @Lomecron
    @Lomecron 3 роки тому

    This needs to be a tv show. "Mild mannered gun salesman Peter Salt is down on his luck and running out of options when suddenly, he and his shipment of military grade firearms, fall through a hole in time. Now it's up to Peter and his ragtag bang of medieval Britons to take over the roman empire."

  • @Mr.Maverick.Hunter
    @Mr.Maverick.Hunter 2 роки тому +5

    that 1st battle in a nutshell:
    It's not a warcrime
    It's denying the enemy potential recruits.

  • @chrispanossian
    @chrispanossian 3 роки тому +1

    When you think Britton first you think tea, then rain, then depression and finally coal!

  • @chookmin3888
    @chookmin3888 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you for helping me with my school history project :D

  • @PreacherwithoutaPulpit
    @PreacherwithoutaPulpit Рік тому +1

    I own this game having got it on a deep, deep sale.
    Now I'm very much looking forward to my ranks of British RPGs in Roman Times...LOL
    Thanks Spiff this will be good fun when I finally get around to it...

  • @steventhedutchman6879
    @steventhedutchman6879 3 роки тому +5

    "help im afraid of heights"
    me: XD your gonna have a horrible time

  • @Hexmonkey
    @Hexmonkey 3 роки тому +1

    I think the warrior stuck on the wall was the lucky one, stay up there till the battles over and climb down carefully once everyone is gone.

  • @dexybrd3280
    @dexybrd3280 3 роки тому +4

    This video helped get my son to sleep, thanks Spiff!

  • @Cougarz57
    @Cougarz57 3 роки тому

    *entire wall gets destroyed by enemy SAM's massacering all but 1*
    Sole Survivor Steven: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

  • @IDKman555
    @IDKman555 3 роки тому +10

    I love videos where there are exploits in the game. When the exploit is "I installed a mod" or "I modified the game files" I find those videos just boring. It's like activating god mod and that's the video. I love Spiff but these types of videos I lose interest in almost immediately and never find them entertaining.
    P.S. I would still love to see Kenshi, but that may be with guns or game files. So be it, I need it.