It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast

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  • @SleeplessEremite
    @SleeplessEremite Рік тому +3320

    here to confirm that i have indeed been eating about 89% of the times i’ve listened to the pod

    • @luciamejia725
      @luciamejia725 Рік тому +67

      Me as I pick up take out

    • @diegodeleon5787
      @diegodeleon5787 Рік тому +63

      I learned a while ago to not be eating because they always get into some nasty stuff lol. Sometimes immediately

    • @duxesanchez9173
      @duxesanchez9173 Рік тому +25

      Literally eating on my lunch break

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 Рік тому +30

      SAME! Was stuffing my face just when Katya told us to stop eating Lmao

    • @bobbiedaniel9347
      @bobbiedaniel9347 Рік тому +4

      Lol same

  • @cujo.
    @cujo. Рік тому +949

    Katya says she doesn’t want to talk about poop because we are eating, but finishes the pod with a sickening feline tapeworm anecdote

    • @kaylinsmith6921
      @kaylinsmith6921 Рік тому +34

      Trixie did tell us to stop. We were warned.

    • @Eden_Wings
      @Eden_Wings Рік тому +8

      That tickled me so hard for no reason 🤣🤣 idk what it is

    • @christianurena510
      @christianurena510 Рік тому +14

      Trixie's reaction was pure gold

    • @FindingYaya
      @FindingYaya Рік тому +3

      That might be the most shocking story I’ve heard from Katya. I couldn’t breathe from laughing.

    • @RNCHFND
      @RNCHFND Рік тому +4

      And I was what? Eating

  • @Lejtino
    @Lejtino Рік тому +2004

    There’s nothing that brings me more joy than hearing Katya’s assistant giggling in the background

    • @MelissaDeLaRosaLVDM
      @MelissaDeLaRosaLVDM Рік тому +74

      IT REALLY IS THE BEST!! 😂😂😂

    • @fleischer236
      @fleischer236 Рік тому +20

      Love love love

    • @Anthony-fz9ye
      @Anthony-fz9ye Рік тому +20

      I find it annoying 😢 But I’m glad most people seem to like it!

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 Рік тому +89

      I love it, I think it motivates them more too when they have an audience

    • @ChrisMinusHumour
      @ChrisMinusHumour Рік тому +61

      Honestly, that is a dream job.

  • @The_Scarlet_Pen
    @The_Scarlet_Pen Рік тому +453

    “Throw some glitter on a preemie.” Girl, that’s what aliens ARE.

    • @KimberleeVDW
      @KimberleeVDW Рік тому +6

      Absolutely died 😅😅

    • @Pizzacatz666
      @Pizzacatz666 3 місяці тому +2

      Glitter on a preemie took me out 😂

  • @faye391
    @faye391 Рік тому +1577

    Trixie: who’s watching us while eating?
    Me at lunch:👁️👄👁️
    Trixie: if you’re watching us while eating, stop
    Me: *puts the fork down*

  • @ramibasioni8624
    @ramibasioni8624 Рік тому +338

    Trixie not knowing her audience is so funny while Katya is sure we're all eating watching this.

    • @liznolan391
      @liznolan391 4 місяці тому

      The pod comes out on my lunch break so it's perfect timing

  • @Luke-rm1kw
    @Luke-rm1kw Рік тому +970

    Trixie is serving Urban Outfitters realness and Katya is giving Spencer's

    • @theaccountingchef
      @theaccountingchef Рік тому +4

      I hate that my ideal look is Trixie in this form. Gosh damn it. I love it

    • @lessleylesugar9577
      @lessleylesugar9577 Рік тому +2

      They are dressed just like me,😆 I feel the para social relationship 😅

    • @jsalvadorblm
      @jsalvadorblm Рік тому

      its urban

    • @emkenobi
      @emkenobi Рік тому

      Trixie could even be giving journeys

    • @nikismith3820
      @nikismith3820 9 місяців тому

  • @Alfiewow
    @Alfiewow Рік тому +686

    Not Katya and Trixie so excited to tell a new story but we've already heard the story.

    • @Jaff_is_the_key
      @Jaff_is_the_key Рік тому +50

      Was looking for this comment to validate that indeed we heard the story already. Wasn’t it told just a couple pods ago? 😅

    • @cXrMedia
      @cXrMedia Рік тому

      @@Jaff_is_the_keylike literally one pod ago 😂😂😂 the one that was filmed live

    • @nekotan9623
      @nekotan9623 Рік тому

      ​@@Jaff_is_the_keyliterally 2 pods ago. The live one 😂

    • @jenniferbrown5400
      @jenniferbrown5400 Рік тому +32

      everytime this happens i feel reassured that i think of these 2 as "friends" since my real world friends and I do this all the time

    • @mimiarbgonz619
      @mimiarbgonz619 Рік тому +2

      Bless them 🥲

  • @melodymate2934
    @melodymate2934 Рік тому +1030

    I can't wait to hear Katya's new vocal stim

    • @junosbitch
      @junosbitch Рік тому +6

      MCDONALD’S🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @szkri
      @szkri Рік тому +147

      YOUUUU BETTER LAY LOW!

    • @nataliesandlin3015
      @nataliesandlin3015 Рік тому +107

      MCDONALDSSSS

    • @kennethray8473
      @kennethray8473 Рік тому +112

      It’s been a while since we’ve heard bones stickin’ out

    • @ktdm6529
      @ktdm6529 Рік тому +43

      TO THA FELLLAAA

  • @MatchaTheVibeking
    @MatchaTheVibeking Рік тому +241

    22:15 Katya just poking her head into frame for a moment brings me so much joy

    • @hypernovaex6355
      @hypernovaex6355 Рік тому +15

      I WAS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY FOR 10 MINUTES, I was also trying to find this comment (or make it myself lmao)

    • @gloameyedprince
      @gloameyedprince Рік тому +6

      @@hypernovaex6355 Right after her doing her leg thing? Had me on the fucking floor lol

  • @camillaclay5422
    @camillaclay5422 Рік тому +501

    me, sick, eating a giant bowl of soup and hearing trixie say, “if you’re listening to this and you’re eating, stop now” made my day

  • @VictoriaWiggins
    @VictoriaWiggins Рік тому +77

    “You could have thrown some glitter on a premie” is INSANE. Top 10

  • @MissGeorgiex1
    @MissGeorgiex1 Рік тому +311

    Feeling so called out as I slowly lower my fork while actively eating dinner when they said ‘who’s eating whilst watching a podcast?….’ HAH we’re all doing it girls. Perfect entertainment when I’m eating by myself

    • @lisah-p8474
      @lisah-p8474 Рік тому +12

      We're having lunch with our parasocial friends. 😂

    • @Zyryne1
      @Zyryne1 Місяць тому

      We're not alone. It's family dinner! 😊❤

  • @flopfish6
    @flopfish6 Рік тому +167

    thank you katya for representing the girlies who are watching this on lunch!!! we most certainly ARE miss tracey

  • @willliamnichols9632
    @willliamnichols9632 Рік тому +195

    Ok Trixie DIVA, let’s get one thing straight watching these videos while eating is my FAVORITE part of the day

  • @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars
    @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars Рік тому +97

    19:16 thank you for defending us, Katya 💚 I always be eating and listening

  • @reviewguru5387
    @reviewguru5387 Рік тому +46

    I'm proud of Katya . She's, so much more present, smarter, and funnier. Keep doing what you're doing. We all support & love you.

    • @jaeshungibson2379
      @jaeshungibson2379 Рік тому +2

      Yessss gorl I love that she’s doin good for herself she does seem way more down to earth than past Katya

  • @blackpearlyoga
    @blackpearlyoga Рік тому +91

    Katya saying “ain’t no other way” in normal voice really just fucking took me out

  • @itsmeJyl
    @itsmeJyl Рік тому +333

    Absolutely yes to TS and Katya

    • @SmartStart24
      @SmartStart24 Рік тому +15

      It would be so funny and unhinged 😂

    • @xxxreplikuntxxx
      @xxxreplikuntxxx Рік тому +9

      Yes!!! I would love to see them on the pod together!

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 Рік тому +10

      YES!! Please grace the pod Miss Madison 🤲🏾

    • @Anthony-fz9ye
      @Anthony-fz9ye Рік тому +2

      100%

    • @ASKSer79
      @ASKSer79 Рік тому +2

      I’d fucking die of happiness!

  • @troylalee7265
    @troylalee7265 Рік тому +124

    Trixie: "No one is gonna put on a podcast and eat"
    *me literally eating my sandwich as I listen to this*

  • @drew2789
    @drew2789 Рік тому +68

    Trixie and Katya not just knowing but loving Fiona Apple is enough to make me cry with joy, that woman has touched my heart more than any human being on this planet

  • @tess3000
    @tess3000 Рік тому +75

    I’m addicted to Katya I just can’t get over her mind

  • @AleCampos1294
    @AleCampos1294 Рік тому +70

    The thoughtful gifts Katya gifts every year 🥲

  • @Polarseltzerdrinker
    @Polarseltzerdrinker Рік тому +52

    As a fellow former Massachusite, I love when Katya drops lil Bostonian nuggets in to her rants and reads.

    • @beevonerd
      @beevonerd Рік тому +3

      Same, lived in MA for 9 yrs and I love when Katya brings up places I remember.

    • @autumnheadwell3745
      @autumnheadwell3745 Рік тому +2

      I went to WIT. I know exactly what she's talking about

  • @Kris50000
    @Kris50000 Рік тому +55

    I watch on my lunch at work and eat while listening to the pod! I’m ready for any story.

  • @shanen.4014
    @shanen.4014 Рік тому +16

    Katya talking about liking and asking someone out is just chef's kiss
    **and yes Trixie, we are eating while watching your podcast

  • @Ary_Kenzy
    @Ary_Kenzy Рік тому +108

    one of the only things i look forward to is this podcast

  • @MelissaDeLaRosaLVDM
    @MelissaDeLaRosaLVDM Рік тому +42

    KATYA HAS AMAZING TASTE IN GIFTS! She’s so considerate and thoughtful 🎉❤

  • @pikachuthedog
    @pikachuthedog Рік тому +8

    honestly i admire katya for how she changed her life for the better and constantly does so.

  • @liohent9508
    @liohent9508 Рік тому +60

    Katya going through the laundry list on Azealia Banks had me on the floor 💀

  • @lxureloswald
    @lxureloswald Рік тому +22

    I’ve been waiting to hear “bones stickin out” again for SO LONG😭

  • @thenovalust
    @thenovalust Рік тому +15

    i love that you guys mention Amanda Lepore often, she’s such an icon and hidden gem for the newer generation ! definitely deserves more recognition

  • @iametoe
    @iametoe Рік тому +31

    "first you need to get a black friend" has sent me to the moon 🤣

  • @angelx9724
    @angelx9724 Рік тому +14

    I am LIVING for Katya's notemaking lately. Proud of you for managing the neurotype baby!

  • @livkatz6007
    @livkatz6007 Рік тому +60

    "no one's putting on a podcast and eating" me literally eating as she says it

  • @imfinereally
    @imfinereally 10 місяців тому +4

    Here to confirm that I have 100% watched these podcast episodes while not only eating, but doing anything a person can do at any given moment in their everyday life

  • @immabigkidnow1
    @immabigkidnow1 Рік тому +24

    Having TS on would actually be insane. Please make it happen asap!!!

  • @katiexcakes
    @katiexcakes Рік тому +7

    The joy of hearing katya singing the Water Country song is unmatchable. TAKE THE PLUNGE ‐ Ride the waves!

  • @Sasstastrophe
    @Sasstastrophe Рік тому +42

    Granted I am on the weed, but I absolutely transcended while listening to them talk over each other about the shitty alien. I could watch it continue for 30 more hours.

  • @aquasagleo
    @aquasagleo Рік тому +18

    That petty cash reference from Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead opened up a portal in my elder millennial brain, thanks Katya

  • @SmartStart24
    @SmartStart24 Рік тому +26

    “Freshly baked from outer space” I’m screaming 😂😂😂

  • @JennySquidy
    @JennySquidy Рік тому +10

    KATYA!!!!! Thank you so much for your conscious knowledge and awareness of the harm of AI. sincerely, an artist

  • @tatertotblazer1
    @tatertotblazer1 Рік тому +7

    I am currently eating dinner after work and listening to this. Just two great people chatting it up.

  • @henryarmfield6781
    @henryarmfield6781 Рік тому +6

    the zoom out to reveal Katya talking to no one at the beginning got me together

  • @hermeticmoth
    @hermeticmoth Рік тому +126

    Listen. I could just have Katya worshipping Lana, Fiona and Erykah on repeat.

    • @drew2789
      @drew2789 Рік тому +10

      she should have a solo album where she goes on tangents about female singers she loves. No structure, episodes can be 5 minutes or several hours long and its just her improvising

  • @nathanluna398
    @nathanluna398 Рік тому +7

    I’m really happy for Katya’s strength with staying free from some of the chains a lot of us are held down by. 😢❤

  • @MicheleTaylor-82
    @MicheleTaylor-82 Рік тому +26

    Katya: “Tina, bring me the wax”! 😂😂😂

  • @keepcloudcityweird
    @keepcloudcityweird Рік тому +36

    Listen Trixie, if you buy a black nutcracker my auntie will IMMEDIATELY want to know where you got it so she can add it to her collection 🤣 re: black mall Santas, myself and all my siblings and cousins have pictures with black Santa, and the tradition continues to this day with my baby cousins! 🎅🏾🧑🏾‍🎄🤶🏾

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 Рік тому +7

      Purr!! The amount of black cherubs, angels, and other statuettes my auntie had in her house was fierce

  • @wlb2j
    @wlb2j Рік тому +32

    Katya singing ‘McDonald’s!’ as Missy Elliot it took me awhile to place the actual lyrics in my mind. This is what the actual lyrics are ‘to the fellas!’ (I like the way you work that, etc). Now I can relax…😂😢😮

  • @elusiverobertdenby3000
    @elusiverobertdenby3000 Рік тому +7

    Thank you to Katya for being for the people and validating those of us who put on a podcast and eat.

  • @deeduuhhh
    @deeduuhhh Рік тому +29

    trixie i am almost ALWAYS eating when I watch you guys lmao

  • @Christiaan08
    @Christiaan08 Рік тому +3

    That look back into the camera that Katya did at 22:17 has me in tears

  • @no_fxking_way
    @no_fxking_way Рік тому +36

    my week is gonna be so much better when this drops

  • @SandraCruzLab
    @SandraCruzLab Рік тому +20

    Katya showing up with notes now that she's on a corn cleanse 🤣

  • @olivialr
    @olivialr Рік тому +24

    I hope katya watches fundie Fridays and knows how much she’s loved there lol

  • @hH-lc1to
    @hH-lc1to Рік тому +13

    Katya looking into Trixie's camera at 22:15 fucking SENT ME 😂😂😂

  • @emilytetreault2516
    @emilytetreault2516 Рік тому +33

    I absolutely love when Katya busts out some New England bullshit like WATER COUNTRY

  • @cuddlewiffoli
    @cuddlewiffoli Рік тому +9

    katya is the voice of reason. sign of the times.

  • @teamlining7685
    @teamlining7685 Рік тому +52

    I almost exclusively watch this show while I'm eating. Katya gets it

  • @lfrands
    @lfrands Рік тому +6

    Every time Trixie quotes Drop Dead Gorgeous, a queen gets her ruby slippers 💖

  • @leticiacosta6120
    @leticiacosta6120 Рік тому +6

    katya talking about fiona apple healed my soul a little

  • @asiamason3332
    @asiamason3332 Рік тому +7

    Katya, mama you OWNED this episode! 😫👏🏾👏🏾

  • @tillythehun
    @tillythehun Рік тому +6

    Listen you guys post this during lunch time so I am 100% eating lunch while I watch.

  • @becster0902
    @becster0902 4 місяці тому +4

    3:33 full circle. Trixies break 2024 😂

  • @EliasTheocharidisTenor
    @EliasTheocharidisTenor Рік тому +32

    Talking about Fiona Apple's discography in the first 3 minutes? This is why I LOVE T & K!!!!!

  • @TheForeignersNetwork
    @TheForeignersNetwork Рік тому +7

    "I was just talking to a comic about this" Trixie that was Kathy Griffin

  • @Merslotten
    @Merslotten Рік тому +6

    Both of you look like your best healthy selves and that you are thriving ❤

  • @gmanspooky
    @gmanspooky 3 місяці тому +2

    I love listening to this now because NOT THE BORE WOOOORMS

  • @jackkelly194
    @jackkelly194 Рік тому +23

    girls we NEED TS on the pod

  • @Vovvilina
    @Vovvilina Рік тому +6

    Lovely gifts, Katya! You know holiday Trixie better than she knows herself!

  • @johnmccarthy7209
    @johnmccarthy7209 Рік тому +5

    Love that trixie is embracing her roots as a lacquered arm chair again

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea Рік тому +1

    35:57, that would get a person in so much trouble, in Kitimat-Stikine

  • @artistbynature143
    @artistbynature143 Рік тому +7

    Not me half way through lunch getting called out lol!!!

  • @Kateyroxursox01
    @Kateyroxursox01 Рік тому +3

    The 4th wall break with Katya calling out my eating. I exclusively listen to the pod while I'm eating at my desk

  • @claire-ht4gs
    @claire-ht4gs Рік тому +11

    would love to know if they talked about anything from katya's pre-prepared list

  • @k.r6715
    @k.r6715 11 місяців тому +2

    i literally make great food just so i could watch the pod, its so good while eating a nice dinner

  • @michellebrown3593
    @michellebrown3593 Рік тому +11

    Yes to Amanda Lapor Doc and Yes to TS Madison and Katya pod episode!!! 🙌🏼

  • @christianurena510
    @christianurena510 Рік тому +1

    I always ALWAYS listen to the pod the day after while I'm having breakfast at the office as a way to ensure I'm starting my day with the right attitude...and I cannot tell you how many times I've been close to choke on my coffee from laughing so hard

  • @SC-ls6kj
    @SC-ls6kj Рік тому +13

    the episodes with this level of unhinged manic energy give me life, god bless these women

  • @Om3194
    @Om3194 Рік тому +6

    Katya was on fire this episode. I laughed my ass off 😂

  • @jgrsdmg
    @jgrsdmg 11 місяців тому +3

    Paused the pod to say I just made a homemade veggie burger while listening to the pod and will proceed to eat my burger while listening to the pod. Thank you! 🤍

  • @asifmynamewasmonique
    @asifmynamewasmonique Рік тому +9

    Y’all think us Aussies calling McDonald’s as ‘’Maccas’ is wild? How about our version of Burger King is ‘Hungry Jacks’ and the magazines ‘Women’s Weekly’ comes out monthly and the ‘Women’s Day’ comes out weekly!! 😂😂😂 Sending love from Australia! ❤

  • @myateaaaa
    @myateaaaa 11 місяців тому +3

    my literal favorite thing to do is make a meal and watch this podcast 😂👏🏽

  • @ryanc9489
    @ryanc9489 2 місяці тому +2

    3:30 Trixie once again proving her psychic powers.

  • @memehnto
    @memehnto Рік тому +3

    I am here for a TS Madison and Katya episode! The people need it

  • @thewateratnight
    @thewateratnight Рік тому +81

    Jesus was Palestinian and that t-shirt had me doing equations the whole episode until I realized it was a marriage/bachelor party thing before Katya's creative genius took hold of it.

    • @Youloush
      @Youloush 2 місяці тому

      Palestine did not exist then - he was born in the Kingdom of Judea, a Jewish client kingdom of the Roman Empire.

  • @cannibalgrrrrl
    @cannibalgrrrrl Рік тому +45

    the way they acted like katya’s dating story was new 💀

    • @RachaelKat
      @RachaelKat Рік тому +12

      I was like Mary am I going nuts or do I know about this ?

    • @montycas
      @montycas Рік тому +11

      It doesn’t look like we’ve gotten any new episodes from after the live New Orleans one which was recorded in the middle of November. They mentioned it being Nov 1st in two recent eps and then there was the Kathy Griffin one (the comic Trixie alludes to talking with in this episode).
      I’m 99% sure today’s episode is the first time Trixie heard Katya’s store employee dating story. The live episode was the elaborate stage version of it.

    • @seevanhawkins4591
      @seevanhawkins4591 Рік тому

      @@RachaelKatsame!

  • @kimibellzhong5670
    @kimibellzhong5670 Рік тому

    Katya, thanks for bringing up that listeners do eat and do other stuff while listening to your pod and giving us a heads-up. It is respect to your listeners and politeness.
    I did not know what to expect at the early stages of your podcasts a while back and was genuinely stunned at how it was more raw than Unhhh and other contents and there was no disclaimer. 😂

  • @mollyl4821
    @mollyl4821 Рік тому +9

    Katya you’re 100% right. Every Tuesday, the only thing that keeps me waking up and getting to work 10 minutes late, is that I get to watch y’all during my lunch break.

  • @EarthaEyes
    @EarthaEyes Рік тому +34

    44:27 Hearing Trixie talk about Jesus and Christmas showed me that delusion and escapism is possible while a genocide is happening.

    • @suntinlite
      @suntinlite Рік тому +23

      I was waiting for them to say Jesus was Palestinian.

    • @lejlabajgoric1091
      @lejlabajgoric1091 Рік тому +4

      @@suntinlite katya has tweeted free palestine so I'm really suprised she didn't say he was palestinian?

    • @suntinlite
      @suntinlite Рік тому +2

      @@lejlabajgoric1091 It seemed like Katya was about to say it and then it became a moment of, "Are we really about to do this?" Like, "Are one of our sprawling conversations gonna be about this bc I don't think that's what you're meaning to do with this bit."

    • @ursamajor6814
      @ursamajor6814 Рік тому +4

      Came here to find someone else saying this. Free Palestine, end the occupation!

    • @suntinlite
      @suntinlite Рік тому +2

      @@ursamajor6814 Yes! From the river to the sea, free Palestine! May all Palestinians be free to return home. And may the oranges, strawberry fields, and olive groves be bountiful and everlasting. May they venture out into the sea as far as they wish without harm. May they know rebirth, restoration & peace and have all their needs met

  • @_mbnntt
    @_mbnntt Рік тому +12

    Would LOOOOOVE to see the TS on the pod

  • @adrianoferreira1218
    @adrianoferreira1218 Рік тому +1

    Trixie and Katya fawning over Fiona Apple had me shedding a happy tear. Tidal forever!

  • @jadenpinet
    @jadenpinet Рік тому +3

    Katya warning those of us who are eating made me feel so seen - and then Trixie wondering why anyone would be eating while listening to the pod made me feel so ashamed 😂😭

  • @nothisismrsrosey
    @nothisismrsrosey Рік тому +1

    Katya talking about the exhilaration of asking someone out ❤ she's really on a new journey of experience, i love it

  • @israelvargas800
    @israelvargas800 4 місяці тому +7

    they predicted the bore worms

  • @alliecatbish875
    @alliecatbish875 11 місяців тому +2

    I was literally taking my lunch break at work, while watching this....😂😂😂😂😂 We do eat....while watching/listening. 😅

  • @kathrynbedrosian3464
    @kathrynbedrosian3464 Рік тому +19

    Fiona Apple is so good, 'Ive been a bad bad...heroin addict'

  • @ashforde3472
    @ashforde3472 Рік тому

    I put on the pod when Im sitting down for dinner ALL THE TIME, its perfect for when you want to listen to a convo but dont feel like participating.

  • @wesley6873
    @wesley6873 Рік тому +6

    I would LOVE to see T.S. Her and yall are the favorites!

  • @mpsolten
    @mpsolten Рік тому +1

    strolltina and the walkettes! Katya's narrating style is everything.