Chapo Trap House Reviews the Star Wars Prequels: Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
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- Опубліковано 26 лип 2024
- Our friend, frequent collaborator & Star Wars expert Hayley joins us to continue our dive into the Star Wars prequel trilogy. Is Amidala a Boss Baby? How does 1950s Americana exist a long time ago in a galaxy far far away? Why does Ki Adi Mundi get a special Jedi fuck dispensation? Learn the answers to these questions and more in this exciting commentary track!
This episode is recorded as a commentary track. Sync up with the film as we countdown on the episode and watch along with us.
0:00:00 Intro
0:08:07 Movie Start
(Can sync here with start of Attack of the Clones)
[Chapo Trap House Ep.407 - Star Wars Prequel Commentary EII: Jedi Grooming Academy ft. @hayleyglyphs]
Yo whoever flipped the Star Wars theme with the Chapo theme went tf off fr
Needed a lot more Felix ranting about master chief killing everyone like the last ep
Matt always makes pop culture podcasts better
Lmfao im fully matching Matt's enthusiasm for Kit Fisto. Dude is indeed a pimp
Don't trust anyone that prefers the CGI Clone Wars over the Tartakovsky shorts.
Tartakovsky understood star wars basically better than anyone ever
Both good but the shorts are visually 100x better
The line about Padme being Weinstein's assistant is hilarious. Padme actually went on to make a show about it called "The Acolyte."
King 👑
It wasn't Harrison Ford, but the character John in American Graffiti accidentally picks up a 12 year old and then just drives around with her all night (the wiki synopsis describes her as "manipulating him") and at the end of the night it's implied they might start dating. Also, she is portrayed as coming on to him. Very weird stuff Lucas.
Episode 1 (by Chapo) was awesome!!!! Thanks.
The guest really kind of grinds the dynamic to a halt.
So hilariously, Jedi aren't actually celibate
Lose the hole next time..
wait, that's a woman?
Gotta disagree with this one. Listen to bugmane if you wanna hear the truth
Perpetuating lies and myths with one of the worst guests of all time.
"In and of itself is so decadent, it's like pre-2008, like, the first, just like, fucking throwing money at bad ideas"
Ignoring the fact that the prequels were independently funded by Lucas and not a film studio, this isn't even anywhere CLOSE to the first, or worst, terrible 2000s blockbuster. Jurassic Park III came out 1 year before Attack of the Clones, was not independently produced, and this movie is a million times better than that piece of shit.
Typical take from the weirdos who unironically recommended Assassin 33 A.D, our generation's Birth of a Nation.
And what the fuck was up with the weird TMZ-style tabloid bit about Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman hating each other while shooting this?
I'll watch Jurassic Park III over Clones any fucking day. And I was a huge SW fan growing up and felt nothing for Jurassic Park as a franchise. If I'm captive at a CIA blacksite and as a form of torture I have to pick one of those two movies to play in my cell 24/7, what's going to drive someone crazy first? It's Attack of the Clones.
@@fuzzydunlop7928 I'm the other way around, I grew up on Jurassic Park as a franchise and didn't have that much attachment to Star Wars as a kid, and I can tell you with complete certainty that Jurassic Park III doesn't do anything better than Attack of the Clones.
Not reading any of that
@@adamazzalino5247 then you can just read this; the opinions of people who unironically recommended Islamophobic propaganda mean less than nothing.
They just said 33 AD was a creative movie, they weren’t endorsing it, why are you even listening?