Immigration Officers Ask The Stupidest Questions. Bryan Cork - Full Special

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  • @PeacepiperF20
    @PeacepiperF20 2 роки тому +163

    Something really comforting about this guy. He's hilarious

  • @jamesadam762
    @jamesadam762 Рік тому +2

    A lot of things that are very spot on.

  • @JohnDgr81
    @JohnDgr81 2 роки тому +78

    These old comedians on Dry Bar Comedy are SO much fun!.....no new comedians could top these!...nothing like LIFE EXPERIENCE could give these folks the knack for joking about LIFE!

    • @dianemccarty9044
      @dianemccarty9044 2 роки тому +2

      The best Comics ever

    • @unebonnevie
      @unebonnevie 10 місяців тому +1

      They are *mature* comedians not old!

    • @kurtrich27
      @kurtrich27 5 місяців тому +1

      I agree; that’s what made Robin Williams so funny: “Here’s a switch; daddy’s gonna throw up on you!” 😂

  • @papabones-G48
    @papabones-G48 2 роки тому +102

    I've been married 42 years to the same woman, and I approve this routine!
    "KEEP ON KEEPIN ON"

  • @Tazdingo01
    @Tazdingo01 2 роки тому +174

    Wasn't expecting much at first but this guy is absolutely funny. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @crustydownunder
    @crustydownunder 2 роки тому +26

    This guy was the best comic I've seen. His delivery was awesome, his jokes brilliant and his lead ups, impeccable.
    Great job.
    Oh, and I have a tip for you. 'Always be kind to your kids'.

    • @DigESource
      @DigESource 2 роки тому +2

      I have a tip for you: "NO! They don't ALWAYS deserve it."

  • @PammieGonzalez
    @PammieGonzalez 2 роки тому +17

    I liked the candle that smells like you fixed the door! Love it!

    • @meanqkie2240
      @meanqkie2240 2 роки тому +1

      Or like you’re listening to her talk!

    • @erickgregoryful
      @erickgregoryful 2 роки тому

      That was terrific! "How do you like it?!" Yay for comedy!!!

  • @crystaldawn9255
    @crystaldawn9255 2 роки тому +39

    If I had any money at the moment I would totally tip! I will when I'm able. All of you wonderful, clean comedians have helped me and surely others, survive covid lockdown and make otherwise rough depressing times, tolerable if not a little bit fun♥️ enjoyable

  • @MojoMountainMan
    @MojoMountainMan 2 роки тому +178

    Most of the time when I watch comedy, I'm only laughing on the inside... This comedy show actually made me laugh out loud

    • @janflower4068
      @janflower4068 2 роки тому +5

      Wow well that's good news I'm glad to hear you're laughing I'm outside too cuz it made me a little sad to think about muffled laughter glad you're laughing

    • @susannesteele535
      @susannesteele535 2 роки тому +5

      Heck yes. I am even laugh snorting. And I never laugh lol.

    • @xschahnn4028
      @xschahnn4028 2 роки тому +8

      Welcome to dry bar!

    • @MojoMountainMan
      @MojoMountainMan 2 роки тому +4

      @@xschahnn4028 I've been watching it. I like it, but I still usually only laugh on the inside.

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 2 роки тому +7

      He's hilarious 😂

  • @Ainaes-Feline
    @Ainaes-Feline Рік тому +1

    He started strong flagged a bit and he was off running, awesome. One of the very few that keeps you laughing all the way through. Thank you...🤣🤣👍

  • @0netom
    @0netom 2 роки тому +1

    The candle and the 3 wise men jokes were brilliant!

  • @johnnytungsong8719
    @johnnytungsong8719 2 роки тому +46

    This guy has perfect delivery and some excellent punchlines. Plus, he’s certainly correct on marriage, woman and life in general!

  • @yarnmotivated-joyceswensso9744
    @yarnmotivated-joyceswensso9744 2 роки тому +4

    Thanks!

  • @twosongs7396
    @twosongs7396 2 роки тому +23

    Brilliant show! Caught myself laughing out loud a few times. That’s rare for me, out loud, anyway!

  • @EbonyAE88
    @EbonyAE88 2 роки тому +9

    😆 🤣... " I can't wear it because I got something on It... I didn't tell her it was gasoline.." booooy 😆 🤣

  • @donnacook5552
    @donnacook5552 2 роки тому +21

    The delivery is so good. Loved the food jokes. And sweater vest.

    • @aspenrebel
      @aspenrebel 4 місяці тому

      Yeah, got me wondering if I still have sweater vests in my closet somewhere.

  • @donaldfarmer9932
    @donaldfarmer9932 2 роки тому

    Thanks! For the laughs!

  • @HappyHopscotch-ek1dg
    @HappyHopscotch-ek1dg 4 місяці тому +3

    This dude is on point with the marriage stuff 😂😂🤙

  • @opendoorproperty
    @opendoorproperty Рік тому +6

    HE SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN SHOW! This guy's is funny. 🎉🎉🎉😂

  • @ericgroch7989
    @ericgroch7989 2 роки тому +18

    This was really funny! I'll be looking for more from this guy!

  • @mikefoehr235
    @mikefoehr235 2 роки тому +32

    Bryan Cork you are HILARIOUS 😂 👍🤘🤣🇨🇦

  • @marlathomas1229
    @marlathomas1229 2 роки тому +28

    Your so wonderfully Funny!!!!! Thank you for good laughs the whole set!😄

  • @joerennick
    @joerennick 2 роки тому +20

    "It's not about hunting anymore ..." - I'm still cracking up over this one. This guy is hilarious 😂

  • @otpyrcralphpierre1742
    @otpyrcralphpierre1742 2 роки тому +13

    I bought a camouflage shirt, and put it in my closet. Now I can't find it.

    • @mikeh.7499
      @mikeh.7499 2 роки тому +1

      That joke is so old i could see it coming from a mile away... and still funny!.thanks.

    • @otpyrcralphpierre1742
      @otpyrcralphpierre1742 2 роки тому +2

      @@mikeh.7499 Maybe I should camouflage my jokes?😁

    • @njhdreams2415
      @njhdreams2415 3 місяці тому +1

      Hahaha. I literally laughed out loud even tho I know that joke

  • @AnilThomasrit
    @AnilThomasrit 2 роки тому +14

    All moose in Alaska knows Bob 🤣🤣

  • @2KCamaroZ28SS
    @2KCamaroZ28SS 2 роки тому +8

    This man is making subtle cries for help. 😂

  • @Razzie.
    @Razzie. 3 місяці тому

    This was amazing. Thanks Bryan!

  • @lynghee159
    @lynghee159 Рік тому +2

    Hiding bars of soap in the garage...Priceless🤣!

  • @undisturbedkingdom8494
    @undisturbedkingdom8494 2 роки тому +17

    Best one I've watched in a long time. Well done

  • @julianmontoya428
    @julianmontoya428 2 роки тому +2

    Welcome to the Bahamas! ...I and my wife took a cruise to the Bahamas twice in our lives, it's a beautiful group of islands! Paradise on earth 🌎, visit if you can!

  • @wil7228
    @wil7228 2 роки тому +2

    Love this channel, clean comedy .

  • @kinrogers9717
    @kinrogers9717 2 роки тому +8

    He is so funny! And his timing is perfect. I never stopped laughing 😆

  • @edswartz7245
    @edswartz7245 2 роки тому +1

    Pretty funny stuff :)

  • @nestorjrlim3938
    @nestorjrlim3938 2 роки тому +73

    Is it just me or does he not sound like an older Kermit the Frog?

    • @idakate7
      @idakate7 Рік тому +3

      Yes he does sound like Kermit.

    • @crsw7041
      @crsw7041 7 місяців тому +3

      Not just you now that you mention it

    • @annettezaleski
      @annettezaleski 5 місяців тому +1

      Yep! It's just you...and now you dragged these other 2 commentators and me down with you...thanks a lot...lol. And if you look at him, he sorta looks like the head muppet, as well...if Kermit wore clothes, that is...😁🎉

    • @annettezaleski
      @annettezaleski 5 місяців тому

      Except Kermit wasn't nearly as funny!

    • @lavalesmith4283
      @lavalesmith4283 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Maxtowers71
    @Maxtowers71 2 роки тому +7

    "did you fix the backdoor? no it's a candle" that killed me🤣😂🤣😂

  • @letstalkaboutitfren
    @letstalkaboutitfren 2 роки тому +43

    I would have died laughing if he did a “It might not be about hunting anymore” callback during the moose story. 🤣 Great show nevertheless!

    • @soniag4516
      @soniag4516 2 роки тому +2

      I was in my front yard when I heard him speak about underwear and moose I burst out laughing my neighbor turned around and looked at me I just waived at him

  • @lesliefaison2954
    @lesliefaison2954 2 роки тому +6

    Besides the comedy, one thing I like about Dry Bar is the background. This one drove me nuts because I'm picture straightener.

  • @punkinhaidmartin
    @punkinhaidmartin 2 роки тому +9

    It makes sense to me to wear camouflage when hunting mushrooms.
    Makes it harder for the DEA to see you.

  • @johncichon9499
    @johncichon9499 5 місяців тому +1

    If a guy listens to this when things are a bit rough with the wife, it makes perfect sense...really! Loved it!

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 2 роки тому +57

    My best guess is that he saw your license was in English, so he was checking that u speak English by asking ur favorite color.

    • @TheChocolateChakra
      @TheChocolateChakra 2 роки тому +5

      Just wanted to make sure he conformed to the cult urally conditioned binary system by choosing either red or blue... Because no other colors exist.

    • @pdxflowergirl9386
      @pdxflowergirl9386 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheChocolateChakra lol

    • @rebelbecky276
      @rebelbecky276 2 роки тому +1

      That makes sense.

    • @patkeogan75
      @patkeogan75 2 роки тому +3

      You mean passport?

    • @davidlane256
      @davidlane256 2 роки тому +1

      My favorite color is the one that speaks favorably about me.

  • @standupformentalhealth
    @standupformentalhealth 4 місяці тому +2

    good stuff!

  • @research4lifee
    @research4lifee 2 роки тому +11

    This guy is soo funny, I actually laughed out loud instead of breathing a lil harder from my nose.

  • @harm7602vicount-Visconti
    @harm7602vicount-Visconti 2 роки тому +29

    This was hilarious, watched it twice because the jokes where so funny I laughed trough the next one and so quick one after the other. Anyone who reads this before watching; go ahead and watch. You will no be disappointed 😂😉👍🏻

    • @biker5662
      @biker5662 2 роки тому +3

      Agreed!

    • @CrabbyO
      @CrabbyO 2 роки тому +1

      I had to double tap on the left side of my screen several times for the exact same reason, and I'm STILL considering rewatching it in its entirety!😂

  • @collins9383
    @collins9383 2 роки тому +4

    "...Hooded lizards." Haha :D

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 Рік тому

    This is so hilarious that I sent it multiple times to my BFF!😂

  • @LoudLilDucky
    @LoudLilDucky 2 роки тому +12

    This guy was Awesome I’m a fan for life with him

  • @gratitude5740
    @gratitude5740 2 роки тому +1

    I love Bahamas! Swam with sharks, diving was great, nice pink beach : )

  • @cuffy6322
    @cuffy6322 2 роки тому +24

    Many years ago when I came to New York and presented my British passport at the airport, the immigration officer asked me how come I did not have a British accent… LOL

    • @sl7sos
      @sl7sos 2 роки тому +2

      Yup yup not only US happened to me in different countries

    • @meanqkie2240
      @meanqkie2240 2 роки тому +6

      These days I would put on my best girard butler impression and tell him, “because I’m from Scotland!”

    • @soniag4516
      @soniag4516 2 роки тому +5

      When I landed at SF immigration counter in 1970s I was asked what was the purpose of my visit so he looked at me, my mom and my son then asked why do you have a British accent. Aren't you Indian. So I said no we aren't Indian. He said what do mean you aren't Indian? What are you? I told him we were Indo- Fijian so he told me " never heard of those and about your British accent?" Told him I grew up under British rule, British teachers and something else I can't recall now. He stamped all our passports saying "O you escaping from those or them" handed me the passports and said " welcome to United States of Freedom" people in other lines were all looking at us as we had this exchange. I told my brother when we were in his car he said that is interesting.

  • @alkinkade
    @alkinkade 2 роки тому +1

    Thnx for Sharing

  • @cassiemeigs5711
    @cassiemeigs5711 2 роки тому +41

    I've lived in AL most of my life, & even I still can't get over how much camo there is

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 роки тому +10

      If you know how much camo there is, it ain't working.

    • @cassiemeigs5711
      @cassiemeigs5711 2 роки тому +4

      @@Primalxbeast LOL

    • @petroglyph888mcgregor2
      @petroglyph888mcgregor2 2 роки тому +3

      I would love to wear camo. I just think it looks awesome. But I was never in the military, and I wouldn't want to risk misleading anyone. It wouldn't be fair. So that's the only reason I never wear camo.

    • @jefferyschic
      @jefferyschic 2 роки тому +7

      @@petroglyph888mcgregor2 there are different patterns of camo, only military wears certain types for certain terrains, then there different hunting camp for different seasons and ranges. No one is judging you unless you wear snow camo in FL, or CLAIM you were in the military when you weren't, wearing a digitized desert uniform.

    • @edsup3582
      @edsup3582 2 роки тому +2

      Didn't even see your comment

  • @debrahjean0927
    @debrahjean0927 4 місяці тому +1

    FUNNY!!! 😂

  • @lindacaldwell6251
    @lindacaldwell6251 2 роки тому +5

    My husbands name is JACK. Guess what he built?? But ours is different from everyone else's. It has 12 sides. It has a old SILO TOP. Because that's what it used to be... it has a string of solar lights going around the inside edge at the top to light it at night. It is on an ever-changing array of colours. It's pretty neat....

  • @eastsideterri22
    @eastsideterri22 2 роки тому +4

    Hahaha I'm 63 old man 68. I went WITH him to the Dr to get checked up after triple bypass In Oct had to go back to work 3 mo after Thanks to O'biteme. Any way she comes in and looks and says Uh oh you brought the BOSS today I see so what have you not been doing?

  • @MRR_Shadowolf
    @MRR_Shadowolf 2 роки тому +5

    Laughed the whole special!

  • @emiliadavis8247
    @emiliadavis8247 2 роки тому +3

    I'm laughing so hard and it's 1 in the morning, lol and hope I'm not disturbing my neighbors!!😅😁😂

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 Рік тому

    Great job !

  • @garabdorje
    @garabdorje 2 роки тому +6

    Awesome special! Enjoy every minute of it XD

  • @christinakavaney470
    @christinakavaney470 2 роки тому +1

    You are absolutely right my friend, Irish spring smells amazing on my man!

  • @Vlad-fb9fb
    @Vlad-fb9fb Рік тому

    The apple pancake gang lol lol. This was excellent!!!!! Great job Bryan

  • @sovbo101
    @sovbo101 2 роки тому +5

    I love this guy. It took me 5 minutes to laugh out loud, then I couldn't stop. My dog now thinks I'm crazy.

  • @InvertedEarth
    @InvertedEarth 2 роки тому +10

    Excellent….laughed my bum off🤣🤣🙏🏼

  • @rachels.9984
    @rachels.9984 2 роки тому +3

    This is going in our favorites!!!!

  • @loganbyrne3054
    @loganbyrne3054 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite is getting dressed, my everyday clothes used to my work uniforms, now that I left that job, it is street clothes.

  • @anonymanonymus4706
    @anonymanonymus4706 2 роки тому +6

    "WHAT, is your favorite color?!" is a trap question, if you mistake it you yeet you into the pit of death!

    • @monaferrell9403
      @monaferrell9403 2 роки тому +1

      Right? I got Monty Python vibes from that!

  • @singingwindrider9881
    @singingwindrider9881 2 роки тому +5

    😆 😆 great stuff, "worked in the wizard of oz", "it's a candle" 😆 😆

  • @jonathansmith2734
    @jonathansmith2734 2 роки тому +6

    Lol. The first time my wife asked me "are you really going out in that?" My response was "Yep! Lets go!". I dont remember the last time she asked me that question.

  • @ronbaron7541
    @ronbaron7541 2 роки тому

    $1.00Thanks!

  • @debbiegoble9836
    @debbiegoble9836 2 роки тому +4

    You were great, I could of listened all night to you. Oh lord, I did... it's 3:22 am. Lolololololol

  • @laurelpowell5471
    @laurelpowell5471 2 роки тому +6

    This guy is hilarious!

  • @johnsmith-xr6qy
    @johnsmith-xr6qy 4 місяці тому

    I like the new cap slogan, "WE GOT THIS" !

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO 2 роки тому +5

    Hilarious AND insightful!🥰 Well done, Bryan.👍🏻

  • @deborahkizer4664
    @deborahkizer4664 2 роки тому +1

    Omgoodness what a funny man ty . cause you are so right. 🙏🙏🙏✌✌✌👍👍👍💪💪💪🎤🎤🎤😂😂😂

  • @alexparr73
    @alexparr73 2 роки тому

    Thanks

  • @springfairy5513
    @springfairy5513 2 роки тому +4

    I like this comedian 😀

  • @EnchantedMagna
    @EnchantedMagna 2 роки тому +5

    "i have never seen so much camouflage" is the most ironic statement i heard all day lol

  • @shelbiecarroll9815
    @shelbiecarroll9815 2 роки тому +2

    This was to funny lol 😂🤣

  • @johnsone9396
    @johnsone9396 2 роки тому +1

    This guy is very funny 😄 😆

  • @violinoscar
    @violinoscar Місяць тому

    I went to a comedy club recently and it seemed like a competition to see who could use the foulest language. Now I am no prude and I can swear fluently when it is called for. I just think that so many comedians use profanity as a substitute for humour.
    It was really good to tune in to this channel and hear this comic win over the club with nothing but good gags and expert timing. I would rather this than the foul mouth brigade any day.

  • @willnotquit
    @willnotquit 2 роки тому +1

    Genius and comedy gold!

  • @muddyboots7753
    @muddyboots7753 2 роки тому +16

    I thought comedians needed vulgar languages to be funny. After watching a few acts, I couldn't even watch Bill Burr's new special all the way to the end. This is my new favorite channel.

  • @sukiwatson
    @sukiwatson 4 місяці тому

    I am so tempted to get the egg roll tattoo, that was too funny

  • @wartgin
    @wartgin 2 роки тому +2

    Mushroom hunters are in camouflage so the other mushroom hunters don't find the first group's spot.

  • @stacymatson5041
    @stacymatson5041 2 роки тому +3

    He's hilarious. I don't usually care for marriage humor, but this guy, I like.

  • @susanloring7641
    @susanloring7641 2 роки тому +1

    great job keep it up

  • @aleebea
    @aleebea 2 роки тому +1

    I Laughed out loud. More more more!

  • @HandymanKurt
    @HandymanKurt 2 роки тому +1

    Great Comedy!

  • @katiedrew4708
    @katiedrew4708 5 місяців тому

    This guy is so funny!

  • @wtfutv5419
    @wtfutv5419 2 роки тому +1

    Excellent

  • @NiNitosix
    @NiNitosix 2 роки тому +3

    Moose enema🤣

  • @dougmoore6612
    @dougmoore6612 Рік тому +1

    True story:
    When I was in college I took 3 years of college Japanese. I could speak at about the level of an elementary school child (which is pretty comprehensible if you think about it), read their two phonetic alphabets fluently (ie. quickly with no hesitation, not with comprehension), and understood a few hundred kanji.
    An important note: All foreign originated words in Japanese are written with one of those two phonetic alphabets. It’s called katakana and its reason for existing is to transliterate foreign words phonetically into Japanese. This include names. So, my name is ダグ モーア.
    There was an attractive fellow college student in line at the cafeteria ahead of me one day. I noticed she had the kanji for “snow child” vertically down the back of her neck. Our college was in a mountain town with a significant winter culture. I am a snowboarder and general winter sports enthusiast. I thought I would try to strike up conversation with this pretty girl.
    Let me be very clear here: No one, ever, in Japan, would write an American girl’s name in kanji. They would not transliterate it into the Japanese equivalent in kanji. If you are American, your name is being written in katakana. That’s just what we get. When I go to restaurants or hotels in Japan and am asked to write my name on the waiting list, register, or receipt, it’s always in katakana because there does not exist a kanji version.
    So, being a suave 20 year-old idiot, I say to her, “Oh, snow child. That’s a pretty tattoo. Do you get out to the mountains in winter, also?”
    She is completely confused. My introductory line falls totally flat. And her response is, “Huh?”
    “Oh, sorry. Your tattoo says, ‘Snow child.’ I thought maybe it meant you like winter too.”
    With a haughty attitude she replies, “No, it’s my name in Japanese.”
    🤦🏻
    It didn’t dawn on me until years later that she was trying to correct the guy that read her tattoo back to her in Japanese. LOL!
    I didn’t have the heart to tell her that unequivocally, it is not her name in Japanese. Because, at least the artist didn’t write, “Ramen special tonight!”

    • @aspenrebel
      @aspenrebel 4 місяці тому

      And your 2nd book will come out ..... sayonara.

  • @DanielTravieso-d3i
    @DanielTravieso-d3i Рік тому

    Fantastic

  • @robertbeaty2503
    @robertbeaty2503 2 роки тому +4

    Well things are a little bit different around our house because the only complaint that my wife has made about my attire is when she was coming home from work one day she tells me that she noticed this fat gray hair man in just a pair of stretchy shorts standing in the middle of the road fussing at someone when she realized that it was her husband. She did ask me to put a shirt on when exiting the front door in the future.

  • @davidallerton5572
    @davidallerton5572 5 місяців тому

    hilarious Bryan!

  • @christinanavarre8389
    @christinanavarre8389 2 роки тому +7

    I'd have to say you had me crying most of the show. I'm 64, divorced and widowed. Guess the order 😜

    • @meanqkie2240
      @meanqkie2240 2 роки тому +3

      62. Widowed. After 31 years with me, I think he might have died just to get away from me! Pretty sure that’s the case with the widow across the street too, and who could blame him?

    • @christinanavarre8389
      @christinanavarre8389 2 роки тому +2

      @@meanqkie2240 for me divorced 1st then widowed by my 2nd husband.

    • @meanqkie2240
      @meanqkie2240 2 роки тому +1

      @@christinanavarre8389so sorry to hear things haven't gone well for you! I pray you find a status you are comfortable and satisfied with and be blessed!

    • @christinanavarre8389
      @christinanavarre8389 2 роки тому +6

      @@meanqkie2240 Thank you for your kind words. I am Blessed, My Faith is strong in the Lord. Peace is with me. I am the last of my family . In my youth I was a 'worry wart' as it was called then. I am no longer. Father God does not give his children fear, I have no fear....as He is Always in Control. May God continue to Bless you and watch over all that you love.

  • @fionahelmer946
    @fionahelmer946 2 роки тому +1

    EXCEPTIONAL AND HILARIOUS

  • @melvinyoung3474
    @melvinyoung3474 2 роки тому

    Not only don't know the rules, the keep changing rules. WITHOUT NOTI!

  • @Bleh693
    @Bleh693 3 місяці тому

    I too have a hatred of candles that smell like food!

  • @kauffrau6764
    @kauffrau6764 2 роки тому +1

    This guy is so funny and likable - his delivery, transitions from joke to joke, stories...could watch him all day. Laughed the entire time. I hope his wife appreciates him!

  • @victoriawilliams2786
    @victoriawilliams2786 2 роки тому +4

    Thank-you so much for the laughs! ✌😎🤘

  • @cB-my5db
    @cB-my5db 2 роки тому

    This is my first time watching his comedy show,& I love it!!!👍👍