Pulls Levers in Bedroom, Makes Tea in Kitchen
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2019
- The FURZE TEA 500C.........Can I make a cup of tea in the kitchen from my Bedside.
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This is why its cable operated, just thought this would be a fun thing to do haha. So 8million subs special coming up but what will I do eh.............Get your Furze Mugs here btw www.colinfurzeshop.com
Where do I buy this machine?
colin, where's the fish series?
You should do a collab with James Bruton to automate it and hook it up to your alarm clock, so when you wake up it starts making the tea and you don't even need to pull the levers
How about building your own Dishwasher?
Make a 20k watt microwave please!!!
Can we take a moment to appreciate Colin's wife for letting him pretty much turn there house into a jungle gym.
isn't it not their actual house though?
This house is basically a filming set/ studio now. Happened a long time ago. He lives elsewhere.
@@spoonikle - Thanks for that info.. I figured if that's where he really lived, Mrs Furze would have departed for saner pastures long ago..
@@Garryck-1 I thought for sure they had gotten a divorce or they just moved into another place haha
F
Someday this man's house will be turned into a museum like the homes of artists who made their homes so weird they couldn't be sold
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I can imagine him trying to sell the house
Where are the stairs
Why do you want them
Why are there levers by the bed
To make tea backwards
Prof_ Longbow the property values: OVER 90000!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!
The most british thing I've ever seen....😂
Crikey its Bloody amazing
Bri'ish
I mean… Teasmade
Not really he can’t make a cuppa correctly
I have to say it’s very practical how it blocks your way leaving the room
America:we have elon musk
Uk:we have colin furze
They should do a video with each other
Elon is american since 2002. He really is from south afrika.
Ok, you win this round U.K. Well played.
Clearly Superior.
Hahahahaha
This man is literally Wallace from Wallace and Grommit.
HOLY SHIT WHATTUP LORD FARQUAAD
@@somerandombruh3295 how its franz ferdinand
I’m scared of Wallace lol
E
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This is the closest Collin has come to becoming a real life Wallis.
wallace aha
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I can't decide whether Colin lives in that house or not.
If he does his misses must be a saint
Joel Crane not any more I'd say, it's his workplace now. His wife would never put up with that, the Xmas tree was a turning point!
@@beeftec5862 Yeah there's no way even a moderately insane person like Colin would let their kids live in a house with a treadmill for stairs.
I think he still does, could be wrong.
The treadmill is prob pretty easy to lay over the stairs.
I think the best description is that he survives in this house.
Make a door mat that explodes when you ring the doorbell.
nah just make something that cleans your boots
I made an AK47 Doorbell ua-cam.com/video/LuY1gDC-l50/v-deo.html
@@colinfurze lol
Just hide a land mine under the door mat.
@@colinfurze yes but does it explode?
People saying Colin is like a real life Wallace have clearly forgotten that Gromit always did like 90% of the work. 🤣 If Colin is anyone, it's Gromit. Even has the energy and joy of a pupper.
Pulls Levers in Bedroom, Makes -Tea- *_sweet milk-water_* in Kitchen
When you’re really good with red stone In Minecraft
Toriel X Asriel Dreemurr I was gonna refer to Mumbo but ya got to it before me
Same
Best joke ever!
I am pretty good at redstone.
Or, good at making things in the real world.
Colin is the living inbodyment of Wallace from Wallace and gromit
Bruh moment
Damn, you beat me to commenting this.
inbodyment lool if in doubt spell it how ya hear it
Someone get him a doggo
Embodiment ??
The spiffing Brit called,
He wants your entire stock
I'll take your entire stock
Colin: *puts milk in first*
Me: he’s an evil mastermind
Milk doesnt belong to tea..
Rickemann are u low?
No he's correct milk is not for tea
Milk in tea! WTF
You can have milk in tea. Its actually pretty normal, water, milk then sugar if you want or not.
"Science isn't about why, it's about why not!" -_Cave Johnson_
"Why is so much of our science dangerous??"
"Why not marry safe science if you love it so much!"
True
I love portal 2 😂
Whats the line about the asbestos?
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Reminds me of Wallace & Gromit and their crazy contraptions I love it!
Jonathon Caldwell wrong their
@@Johnstone-qm3ww fixed it.
Wallace & gromit are from uk too
Ikr
I see you are a man of culture.
Apple: we have made a wireless tea machine
Colin: hold my wires
Colin is one of the best he has loads of subscribers but doesn’t are about ad revenue and the money side of UA-cam he just cares about giving good content to his subscribers
Soon Colin will make the chair that everyone sits on in Wall-E.
I would love to see an honest interview how colin's wife likes how the house is turning out to be
I'm thinking there's no way he actually still lives at that house by this point. Too many contraptions plus you'd never keep it that tidy with a young kid around.
Most likely a different house to film in cuz this is mental
She already threw his pulse jet powered kettle out of the kitchen after he filmed the video.
This guys it’s the answer to my pray for my lazy life 🙏🏼
crazy colin and his inventions.keep it up
This is one of the most British things I have ever seen. 😂
Well apart from the actual cup of tea he ends up with. Which is as anti British as you can get.
Kunal Kaldhari turn back while you still can
this is what happens when you give a engineering degree to a punk with internet access...
@@Matt19matt19 he did the best he could, with a bunch of crappy stuff, what's not british about that?
We take our tea very seriously
this so so much simpler than just brewing a cup of tea. great job colin!
haha of corse
colinfurze can u make a electric bike
Evin Ruben he already pretty much made one but it was an electric drift trike
He can make electric spaceship if he wanted 😄
This is so Impractical, I love it.
U remind me of Saturday morning cartoons in the 80’s & 90’s lol
Good stuff
If you're going the Wallice & Gromit route with the breakfast machines and the ejector bed and whatnot, how about a super quick putting-on-clothes machine?
Because we don't want a repeat of Thomas Midgley.
Lol! I was just thinking that!
Didn’t he do that or am I just awake and not thinking straight because it’s 2 am
too dangerous
@@lollypopdubie4523 but 60mph mobility scorer was fine?
Elon Musk: real life iron man
Colin Furze: real life Wallace and grommet
this is the same as an older comment with Gromit spelt wrong
I know right... what an ass munch
Yeeeeeesssss
Pretty much
Virolaxion I did my comment first also home didn’t say anything about Elon musk
your inventions are amazing!!!!
05:39 - Colin teabagging 😆
We have wireless conections
Colin: i prefere cables
Its analog. He'll be drinking tea in his nuclear bunker when the apocalypse comes.
Christ Colin, you want some tea with that milk??
looks awesome Colin
This guy builds all my dream stuff!
I'd like to see a chair that will do anything in it's power for you to not sit on it
So basically mounting the spinning knife belt to a chair?
That sounds amazing, i agree with this
@@WirageVoyage I was thinking about a more peaceful approach
that seems like a michael reeves thing
@@ethan123abcR wanted to say the same hahaha He will hate us for that hahah
Man, This guy reminds me of a modern day Wallace and Gromit... Amazing!
I love how colin’s reason for anything is “because I wanted too!”
Michael Reeves and Colin Furze colab now!
Has to be the UK, because Michael will hate it.
Elon Musk: let's get people to Mars.
Colin furze: let's make tea in bed
Colin and Elon: let's make tea in mars
@@exodusreaper7772 from bed
pro gaming
In the rocket
Yeah, but I also wanted to make tea there.
@@exodusreaper7772 you forgot the in bed part
lets make tea in mars from bed.
Crazy & brilliant! I love it!
This house is gonna be a pain to sell
Colin: so this is the .... umm ... this is the upstairs.
this is becoming the house from wallace and gromit.
You have to wonder though how many of these inventions is he actually using day to day. The wife would be huffy if he ran that gasoline lamp in the bedroom and I'm not sure his kids appreciate the treadmill staircase they can't go up.
His family must hate him
On a positive side, anyone breaking into the house will get strangled by the the cables.
Almost 8 million subscribers? UA-cam millionaire. He's probably got a swanky house he actually lives in and this one is for UA-cam
Now make the tea come to you, that would be awesome!
That would be indeed awesome, but also a problem solving for problems nobody has, becouse I'd just place it in the bedroom lmao
He's already invented the Tea 2 Me it just needs to be longer lol
@@delimiter2886 that'll be boring, the idea of your tea coming to you from downstairs sounds better lol
That's what wives are for!
Tea-To-Me 2.0
I love seeing cameos from past inventions
I reeeeeeallly love these music💞💞💞💞
Never thought I'd see the day Colin Furze tea bagging... ;-) 🇬🇧
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This dude is the REAL Wallace! Now... where’s Gromit?
Loool
I was about to say this lol
He got scared of wererabbit furze and ran away
He makes a robotic dog
Love the commitment of recreating what it'd look like for the theoretical, what if you'd forgotten the mug
Colinfurze needs to make a Playlist with all his music from the clips.. I love the tracks!
"There's a bit of sugar in there, I can feel it."
I hate to break it to you but there's not
Thankfully
Memzord made my day 😂😂😂
Well maybe a few
First of all there was a small amount of sugar that made it into the mug and secondly he saw the spilled sugar and that's why he said that.
@@fleekwoodmatt4316 Damn i dont understand people who dont get jokes smh
I'd like to think his wife came home, took one look around then said No.
omitv and walked out
@@user-nx1gm1xt3v really gotta appreciate the shit she puts up with lol. Bunker in the garden, staircase treadmill and now cables running through doors all over the house for warm watered down milk.
Your. Videos. Are. *Awesome!*
I just subscribed to your channel.
Thank you for making these awesome videos!
Cool and brilliant invention
Me: i wonder if anyone can make a machine with levers
Furze: hold my tea
literally half the machines in the world have levers...
Ha thats funny
I'm sure Colin is slowly turning into Wallace from Wallace and Gromit
Slowly? I'm working on a theory that Nick Park has an operational time machine, and Colin is part of a weird paradox where he inspired a character that would in turn inspire him.
A person walked in while he is welding
They ask what you making
He says wires for a cup of tee
Had to be so interesting and never dull growing up in his house hold his mum likely has some good stories
nobody :
colin : i add the milk before the sugar and water
everybody : *riots on the streets*
He does that becouse he haven't added a proper mixer ....bruh
Oof
I am dissapointed
You should make a museum with all your creations, what You make is amazing
they should just turn his house into a museum when he dies. who knows what it will look like by then
while this is true who would make a museum for only a couple big inventions. nobody would come unless he was there.
Sthrs yer need put dcGilly back in her jack in A box . The novelties worn off!!!!!!
They exactly know what to do in quarantine!
Colin, you are the real life Wallace and Gromit. I love this channel man. Keep up the ingenuity.
**pulls lever in bedroom**
**pet ants recreate Doom 2016**
This is some Wallace & Gromit level of convoluted invention for a simple task.
I love it.
man i love your videos and the music on them
The Live-Action Wallace and Gromit does feel very different without his faithful hound but the focus on the gadgets is fun.
Colin i’m pretty sure you like milk for breakfast with maybe a splash of tea ☕️😂😂🥛🥛🥛☕️
Don't forget the _sugar!_
Make it full automatic pls with motors that u really can use it would be vaaaaary cool
yeah like that its super shitty.
It would be cool if it had just some simple code to pull it to each spot, engage the levers, and then continue the process along (maybe timed to an alarm clock?) But this probably isn't the right channel for that application.
@@haakonhirt670 We need the programming dude from the Hulkbuster video, yes? Yes!
And wireless conection remonte.
And self-reloading (only milk and sugar reload ATM, and milk is out of fridge actually). And with actual threads so that it doesn't get stuck and splash hot milk everywhere.
im new to this guy and when i saw the intro... i relaset that this guy is crazy!
1:35 I love it at how it says the order that I make tea
Normal person: makes something electronic to activate from the bedroom
Furze: runs cables in the whole house
0:04 umm... That's not how you wake up Colin, we know your bed throws you out of itself. 0:17
No
It would also throw the nightstand since he bolted it to his bed
he put that bed in his bunker
@@joefranco9812 ohh
@@joefranco9812 that's right
I love the steam punk vibe that this machine has. 10/10 would purchase one from colin
Hi, I'm from Kyrgyzstan, I adore this man. I don’t understand his words. through the translator I want to say thank you very much, and success in your work. If there are errors, I apologize.
Using the angle grinder in the bedroom was a nice touch !
A normal human being : I should put a few motors on the thing.
Colin Furze : Lets run some cable through the entire house!! It will be BRILLIANT!!
You would make an excellent DT teacher!
Gonna try and make a similar contraption but for coffee
the colinfurze motto should be "because it sounds cool and i'm bored."
Put the kettle switch before the milk station so the kettle starts boiling as it moves down the line
have it start when the cup starts moving
Thanks for idea
Totally looks practical w/o a family in the house, only.
Colin’s Wife: “What did you do today honey?”
Colin: “Well.....”
"The tea machine, dear."
The real-life Wallace. Do you have a dog named Gromit?
Edit: Thanks for the likes. Shout out to the people who were inspired by my comment
Best comment so far!
Ya
@James Cotter YES, he needs to make the Wrong Trousers!
@@nanashivii9237 he made magnet shoes already 😂
A McArthur I just commented basically this exact same thought haha
Keurig: now offering tea k-cups
colinfurze: hold my safety tie 👔
Colin Furze is officially here to make our lives better
Your house looks completely unlivable. I bloody LOVE IT!
Does colin have a whole house just for his projects?Sick.
Im starting to think its not his real house
He doesn't live in that house anymore, he uses it as a set. It was mentioned in an article when he had a giant tree through the whole thing
Exactly that!
@@shartThief Oh, I just thought he had a really fucking patient wife.
Colin Furze museum when?
He must have the most coolest house in the world !!!!😍😍
Reminds me of Snub Pollard's breakfast in "It's a gift".
You mean, “Pull levers...make hot, milky water?” 😜
Genius as always. You crazy bastard. British ingenuity at it's best
I love your experiment 😚😚😚soooo..soooo much
That's one messy cuppa tea! Still worth improving on Colin!!! Keep going! I'm here in March 16 2021!
*I swear, this man is going to build a flying toilet next*
Flite Test beat him to it. Now, if he makes one into an ultralight...
@@thedabblingwarlock
Man, should the avengers have focused on this dude instead of Thanos?
Collin "Hold my tea cup"
@@Antichrist.318 thanos could only kiss half of the universe, Colin could kill the MULTIVERSE
@@kanekikenthewizardghoul4797 True True
I think slapping a motor and some servos on there and control it with a remote would’ve been easier
True. But then it wouldn't be the Furze way.
He could also use some hydraulics 😂
Wrong channel
me: builds some cool redstone crap in minecraft
him:
Well, now I feel like you have to make a fully automated cup of tea (if you feel like it), where you just have to press a button when you wake up. Also, with refrigeration for the milk.