Real Hydraulic Scissor Lift Shoes

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  • Опубліковано 27 лют 2019
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  • @dandk_
    @dandk_ 5 років тому +1375

    I love how he put an extra rubber sole on the shoe to prevent damaging the workshop floor yet dragged a 26ft tree around the house carpet lol

    • @hurt06
      @hurt06 5 років тому +4

      Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @weeham9647
      @weeham9647 5 років тому +4

      Martha Meza shut up

    • @weeham9647
      @weeham9647 5 років тому +2

      Martha Meza ur so disgusting. Just go away

    • @bitai683
      @bitai683 5 років тому +1

      @Jennifer Jameson bot

    • @weeham9647
      @weeham9647 5 років тому

      Jennifer Jameson I swear just go away

  • @superdaveofendor
    @superdaveofendor 5 років тому +3758

    Mr. Furze. The answer is not the Shoes... The answer is the SHED! I want to see a hydraulic Shed.

    • @nothanks7752
      @nothanks7752 5 років тому +145

      "Is this shed getting TALLER!"

    • @BigButtocks967
      @BigButtocks967 5 років тому +96

      Oh don't say that otherwise he will build one.

    • @Xeridanus
      @Xeridanus 5 років тому +52

      @@BigButtocks967 That's the idea! :D

    • @tino_moser_999
      @tino_moser_999 5 років тому +17

      That would be unique (i guess) worldwide

    • @imajoey6594
      @imajoey6594 5 років тому +21

      The thing is if he gets a good sponsorship that might happen

  • @angeleaterstudios1004
    @angeleaterstudios1004 4 роки тому +1461

    As a 6' 5" man, I'm scared that no one will need me after these shoes become mass produced.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 роки тому +43

      That'll be a good thing, though. All those old women asking if you can reach the top shelf.

    • @MinnesotaState
      @MinnesotaState 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @CM-xr9oq
      @CM-xr9oq 4 роки тому +5

      @@MrNight-dg1ug That's not a good thing. That means no sugar-mama

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 роки тому +9

      @@CM-xr9oq ew

    • @fatnonce7042
      @fatnonce7042 4 роки тому +5

      AngelEater Studios if you wear them anyway people will still need you so they can get the top shoe in sports direct 😂😂

  • @theoshaule
    @theoshaule 3 роки тому +124

    Obi-Wan: "I have the high ground!"
    Anakin: *crank lifts* "No I have the high ground"

  • @jacksont94
    @jacksont94 5 років тому +128

    One of the best channels on UA-cam for that pure BRITISH ENERGY

  • @shootingstar0312
    @shootingstar0312 5 років тому +3094

    Obi-wan Kenobi Presents:
    *The portable Highground*

    • @garryghastopulous9722
      @garryghastopulous9722 5 років тому +27

      nice

    • @gavinmalone8300
      @gavinmalone8300 5 років тому +78

      Luke (lift going up) wait a minute... aaand ok, NOW I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND.

    • @matthewlafee5165
      @matthewlafee5165 5 років тому +20

      That is fucking hilarious man

    • @johndoughboy2431
      @johndoughboy2431 5 років тому +22

      and then luke unplugs his hydraulic cables

    • @rainbowblitzcrank5161
      @rainbowblitzcrank5161 5 років тому +23

      Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
      Obi-wan: "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
      Anakin: "W-What? The fight just..."
      *turns around*
      Anakin: "Whaaaaat..."

  • @zaydpatel7554
    @zaydpatel7554 4 роки тому +612

    Colins nephew: im too small to go on that ride.
    Colin: hold my wrench

  • @judahthekid3768
    @judahthekid3768 4 роки тому +244

    Five years ago "I'm not really a metal worker" 2019
    "let's weld this, stud-weld this, plasma cut this, simple"

  • @KirbyGamingLive
    @KirbyGamingLive 5 років тому +538

    Look dorris the weirdo next door is looking over the bush again

    • @rclabbotics5413
      @rclabbotics5413 5 років тому +11

      There was a shot of him from next door so he must be friendly with Dorris :D or maybe he went and found a random Bush in the country somewhere.

    • @KirbyGamingLive
      @KirbyGamingLive 5 років тому +7

      @@rclabbotics5413 maybe he built dorris?

    • @KirbyGamingLive
      @KirbyGamingLive 5 років тому +7

      Or maybe just maybe, he put a camera in next doors garden without asking 😂

    • @DrixFlores
      @DrixFlores 5 років тому +3

      Maybe he is dorris

    • @thatmonkben2961
      @thatmonkben2961 5 років тому +1

      Tommy Sabaduquia plot twist

  • @hacksmith
    @hacksmith 5 років тому +615

    I've always wanted to see this done! I wonder if a more portable version could be done with CO2 cylinders and pneumatics...
    Also I think I have the exact same pump we bought for testing the power loader hydraulics!

    • @IrchaMan
      @IrchaMan 5 років тому +13

      Sounds like a project for you then? 😉

    • @mbrault1990
      @mbrault1990 5 років тому +14

      I think everyone who grew up watching things like Inspector Gadget have all wanted to see this done! ....dear God yes! He needs to make a real life go go gadget helicopter hat!!!!

    • @grayzer8777
      @grayzer8777 5 років тому +4

      Ayy Hacksmith

    • @adynheinley5661
      @adynheinley5661 5 років тому +2

      Omg i love your videos

    • @human-ui9gy
      @human-ui9gy 5 років тому +1

      ello :D

  • @danielpascoe7788
    @danielpascoe7788 4 роки тому +84

    “I’m going to go off and do a bit of scissoring!”

  • @The_Mr_mak
    @The_Mr_mak 2 роки тому +17

    “So I’m gonna go off and do a bit of scissoring” -Colin 2019

  • @markrizzofield9403
    @markrizzofield9403 5 років тому +120

    End statement was cracking!!!! Awesome!!!!

  • @ifl_kraken1780
    @ifl_kraken1780 5 років тому +1271

    Everyone subscribe to him he’s a nice man and look how much time he puts into these videos

    • @zkkety8508
      @zkkety8508 5 років тому +4

      Ok

    • @lb2219
      @lb2219 5 років тому +13

      i already am subscribed to him since 1k cos hes a good bloke

    • @liamchurchill1204
      @liamchurchill1204 5 років тому +3

      very wholesome comment... haha

    • @foobar879
      @foobar879 5 років тому +2

      Also more suscribe mor fireworks :D

    • @theasian3641
      @theasian3641 5 років тому

      ok

  • @KnightoftheSorryFace
    @KnightoftheSorryFace 4 роки тому +33

    Imagine his neighbours just seeing him walking about in these.
    Ah look he's going for a walk like a nor-. What the hell are those.

  • @Metaman-mo6tt
    @Metaman-mo6tt 5 років тому +730

    The only person needed to storm Area 51

    • @knexxpert
      @knexxpert 4 роки тому +19

      Him and The Hacksmith!

    • @captainbybbl6835
      @captainbybbl6835 4 роки тому +4

      Yea him and hacksmith

    • @Jak1776
      @Jak1776 4 роки тому

      All of you people are psychos. The storming of area 51 didn't even happen on the day it was supposed to be "Stormed". We all knew it was a big joke. We aren't stupid like you people are. Everyone knew that all y'all were just talking shit. You didn't scare nobody with your "threats". Face it, all you people are just still pretty salty just from the fact that you lost the last election when trump was elected. Bunch of crybabies you all are. You didn't see us crying when dumb ass Obama was in office. Yea sure, we didn't like it. But we sure as hell didn't make threats like storming Area 51. You guys are just hurting yourselves. And the whole gun control thing, why do you think Russian is afraid to invade us? Huh? Gee idk maybe its because we are the only country left around that lets the american citizens have the right to own a firearm. THAT, is why nobody fucks with our country! Get a brain people.

    • @bannanrepublic937
      @bannanrepublic937 4 роки тому +2

      @@Jak1776 it's not the 20th of September yet

    • @user-mf3tm6wb3p
      @user-mf3tm6wb3p 4 роки тому +1

      Also the hacksmith

  • @lootbox289
    @lootbox289 5 років тому +481

    Colin Furze: I'm not that tall huh?
    Colin Furze: I'll design the shed to fit my height exactly, it's a shame no one else will fit in here.
    Colin Furze 10 minutes later: I want to be taller and so I will build scissor lift shoes that will make it uncomfortable for me in my shed just like everybody else.

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  5 років тому +60

      I'm loving these comments

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 років тому +3

      Not everyone eles. He's over 6ft. Most people in Britain will be fine. If he had a Dutch person over it might cause problems.

    • @theasian3641
      @theasian3641 5 років тому

      @@colinfurze ikr

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 5 років тому +1

      Warwick Davis has entered the comment section

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 5 років тому +1

      Chewbacca has left the comments section

  • @MyLittleMagneton
    @MyLittleMagneton 5 років тому +78

    Dude, Magnetic Scissor lift shoes!
    In case you want to reach something on the floor.

    • @georgefelton3291
      @georgefelton3291 5 років тому +2

      This needs to be the top comment!! ahahaha

    • @LostDryerSocks
      @LostDryerSocks 5 років тому +1

      @@georgefelton3291 I second your thought.

    • @fhe468
      @fhe468 5 років тому

      hahahahahahahahha

  • @DannySullivanMusic
    @DannySullivanMusic 5 років тому +52

    Send me a pair of these so I can make it in the NBA

    • @sethbigboy324
      @sethbigboy324 4 роки тому +2

      NOT IF I STEAL THEN FIRST-ow stop-stop hitting me-WHY AND HOW IS HIS DESK HITTING ME?

  • @rocklofttools
    @rocklofttools 4 роки тому +46

    "A size 9 hydraulic ram. Bootiful!"
    Not a wasted pun opportunity.

  • @darabradley5173
    @darabradley5173 5 років тому +530

    No4 on trending (above the Fortnite season 8 trailer)
    I’m so proud of this community

    • @jammysardines2455
      @jammysardines2455 5 років тому +4

      Dara Bradley sorry to break it to u bud but UA-cam chooses which videos get on trending and how high up they get

    • @Razakaratekid
      @Razakaratekid 5 років тому +2

      @@jammysardines2455 True, I recall fortnite was at 9th and 10th was a 5 a side football with only 61k views so yep youtube picks.

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 5 років тому +1

      Agreed.
      Also, EVERYTHING should be over fortnite. But i fear there is another game coming, which will be even worse than fortnite.

    • @hiccupyboi
      @hiccupyboi 5 років тому +1

      @@Sharpless2 Apex? Or worse? (Not hating on Apex, just not a fan of battle royale games personally)

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 5 років тому

      @@hiccupyboi idk if its apex, and tbh i dont wanna know lmao..

  • @Cheetahprint85
    @Cheetahprint85 5 років тому +201

    “Not the longest of strokes”....
    *Giggity*

  • @notahotshot
    @notahotshot 4 роки тому +18

    "You're going to have to use your imagination a bit."
    I don't have any imagination. That's why I watch you.

    • @Aztrani
      @Aztrani 3 роки тому +1

      Oh self burns those are rare

  • @Trickydickysticky
    @Trickydickysticky 4 роки тому +9

    Imagine his wife coming home to him trimming that hedge with those shoes hahaha

  • @jonathanlidbetter956
    @jonathanlidbetter956 5 років тому +172

    Other people bash their heads so obviously Colin needs to be taller

  • @jacobfletcher-mcinerney285
    @jacobfletcher-mcinerney285 5 років тому +118

    i think you should gift them to Richard Hammond.

  • @thadsyl3475
    @thadsyl3475 4 роки тому +9

    At an event,
    I CANT SEE
    Colin: gradually gets taller to see

  • @TheoneStanband
    @TheoneStanband 3 роки тому +1

    The coolest pair of shoes ever!

  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  5 років тому +263

    When you just need that extra 12 inches lol.........I knew having hydraulic power on tap would come in handy. Something changed towards the end of this video, can you guess what?

    • @marvinschmidt4174
      @marvinschmidt4174 5 років тому +4

      Colin we Love your channel!

    • @zebrathing69
      @zebrathing69 5 років тому +21

      *You should make a scissor lift arm with boxing glove attached. “Like data from the goonies”*

    • @axtonprice
      @axtonprice 5 років тому +11

      giggity

    • @stephangosselsberger9861
      @stephangosselsberger9861 5 років тому +3

      Hydraulic drill press?
      Or hydraulic door opener?

    • @axtonprice
      @axtonprice 5 років тому

      Your the best colin

  • @gleb7247
    @gleb7247 5 років тому +225

    This looks like the beginning of the wallice and gromit leg-suit😂😂😂

    • @Xeridanus
      @Xeridanus 5 років тому +2

      He should make that!

    • @thomcaffrey4167
      @thomcaffrey4167 5 років тому +1

      Oh my god yes!!!

    • @galahad6300
      @galahad6300 5 років тому

      The techno trousers! Or more familiarly known as "The wrong trousers". If Colin makes them, it'll be: The right trousers

    • @dankarn4922
      @dankarn4922 5 років тому

      Yes, just yes, its right up his alley as well

    • @gleb7247
      @gleb7247 5 років тому

      He talks a bit like Wallice too

  • @marktickner7160
    @marktickner7160 4 роки тому +14

    “Giggidy”. 😂🤣

  • @gavinlajuett8320
    @gavinlajuett8320 3 роки тому +5

    0:11, find someone that looks at you the way Colin looks at that hydraulic press

  • @binaryorbitals
    @binaryorbitals 5 років тому +135

    “So How Tall Are You?”
    “The Colin Furze Version 5.3.18 comes in a variable height version that varies from 5’ 10” to 6’ 7””
    “What?”

    • @iamjadon8075
      @iamjadon8075 4 роки тому +3

      Is this a Detroit become human refrence

  • @speedstriker
    @speedstriker 5 років тому +606

    Don't you just hate it when people keep hanging bags of your favourite chips on strings tied your sunroom's rafters?

  • @MrBADestroyer
    @MrBADestroyer 4 роки тому +1

    Love your work Colin, you make my day, I smile and laugh watching you do your creativeness! Bang on!

  • @thunder-hedge
    @thunder-hedge 4 роки тому +11

    3:33 Errr........ Ok then Colin 🤨😂

  • @shanepoth2877
    @shanepoth2877 5 років тому +361

    Colinfurze logic:
    Perfect size for shed,
    No wait I need to be taller so I can bang my head on some beams.

    • @williamrose3413
      @williamrose3413 5 років тому +1

      @Thanos The Memelord But only if a sensor has detected that they are too tall

    • @ethanr4707
      @ethanr4707 5 років тому

      @@williamrose3413 Triggered by a touch sensor on the beam on the door frame?

    • @williamrose3413
      @williamrose3413 5 років тому +1

      @@ethanr4707 I was thinking an IR beam at the top but that would probably be simpler

    • @sup3rjulius
      @sup3rjulius 5 років тому +1

      @@williamrose3413 or just have a blade swing out anyway, shorter visitors will not get their heads cut anyway

    • @williamrose3413
      @williamrose3413 5 років тому +1

      @@sup3rjulius But the suggestion was to cut their feet off, not their heads

  • @natsudragneel2258
    @natsudragneel2258 5 років тому +74

    I love how much he enjoys the finished product of his creations

  • @AndreasLindful
    @AndreasLindful 4 роки тому +2

    These shoes will make you the slam dunk champion

  • @binkstudiosofficial
    @binkstudiosofficial 4 роки тому +17

    "Why Apple Why!" - Sooo Relatable

  • @deadman7224
    @deadman7224 5 років тому +1733

    Richard Hammond wants to know your location.

    • @TheBeavadelic
      @TheBeavadelic 5 років тому +16

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @danilomaric4277
      @danilomaric4277 5 років тому +7

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @Jarvalicious
      @Jarvalicious 5 років тому +5

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @denniz6316
      @denniz6316 5 років тому +6

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @mazdamiata786
      @mazdamiata786 5 років тому +26

      Not all people understand this joke lol.

  • @MercenaryPen
    @MercenaryPen 5 років тому +220

    Eventually, he'll combine a whole bunch of these projects into a single powered exoskeleton... gives us something to look forward to in 2028, right?

    • @Mephiston
      @Mephiston 5 років тому +19

      wolverine claws with flamethrowers, extending scissor lift shoes with magnetic soles, portable thermite launcher.. and a giant pulse jet farting at France.

    • @Piromanofeliz
      @Piromanofeliz 5 років тому +11

      #ColinEndgame#MakeItHappen

    • @elgurkus6885
      @elgurkus6885 4 роки тому +6

      and then he is a walking 500 kilo lump of weaponized steel

    • @jamesmccann5644
      @jamesmccann5644 4 роки тому +1

      @@elgurkus6885 soo, Iron Man?

    • @danielwalker26
      @danielwalker26 4 роки тому +4

      Please do not give him any ideas. He is one accident away from becoming a supervillain.

  • @MaterialObserver3956
    @MaterialObserver3956 Рік тому +2

    This guy's fulfilling every kid's imagination by making it with machinery. Next thing you know, he'll make shoes that'll stick to any surface or literal xray glasses

  • @lukecpal305
    @lukecpal305 4 роки тому +1

    Is Anybody else just skiping to the part when Colin is done and je testes the project?!??

  • @AGlimpseInside
    @AGlimpseInside 5 років тому +425

    Should’ve used “Airwalks” Missed opportunity.

    • @marsbase3729
      @marsbase3729 5 років тому +5

      right, lol, low top Airwalk were my favorite shoes during mid to late '90's

    • @needlermasta
      @needlermasta 5 років тому +8

      He'd have to be on pneumatics not hydraulics then ahaha

    • @Daddychill945
      @Daddychill945 5 років тому

      He can still switch it quik

    • @P5YcHoM4N
      @P5YcHoM4N 5 років тому +6

      @@jameshamaker9321 Yes, being English, we have no idea what this Nike you speak of is, is it just an Americanism for Hike? Because we do go on hikes over here.

    • @fasteddieskustoms
      @fasteddieskustoms 5 років тому

      @@needlermasta good point

  • @Hawk013
    @Hawk013 5 років тому +24

    All I can think is "Why is this random guy on UA-cam following better fabrication and machine practices than half of the places I've worked?" You're a good example for the home shop mechanics out there, keep up the good work. And I love seeing all the builds that I would have totally done myself if I had any time or money.

  • @cuylerwilkinson4414
    @cuylerwilkinson4414 2 роки тому

    Former Semi tractor(lorry) mechanic here and I say these would be perfect for a person to work on the semi engines. I had to crawl up on a tire to add oil, water and anti-freeze. Even when doing a thermostat or head and injector work. These would have been a blessing.

  • @charleseichholz6703
    @charleseichholz6703 4 роки тому

    Your channel definitely has the best soundtrack and music out of all the channels on UA-cam

  • @AZTigerMMA
    @AZTigerMMA 5 років тому +662

    Walks up to tall chick,… What’s up babe....**Elevator shoes begin to rise

    • @Ethanolamine
      @Ethanolamine 5 років тому +35

      Could work in a different way for a small chick...IF you know what I mean...

    • @Terminate1783
      @Terminate1783 5 років тому +8

      @@Ethanolamine
      I see what u did there
      (Insert lennyface here)

    • @ghettogecko2266
      @ghettogecko2266 5 років тому +4

      @@Terminate1783 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @otis5757
      @otis5757 5 років тому

      @@ghettogecko2266 thats a bad lenny face

    • @otis5757
      @otis5757 5 років тому +4

      lol (凸 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)凸

  • @user-qn5dd8cb9d
    @user-qn5dd8cb9d 5 років тому +557

    "How to break your ankle, detailed instructions"

  • @katzunkaimoto8889
    @katzunkaimoto8889 4 роки тому

    Colin, all of your stuff is crazy cool!
    You're awesome

  • @neo-xb1ik
    @neo-xb1ik 5 років тому

    i literaly love the chaotic aesthetic of your videos

  • @MashySob
    @MashySob 5 років тому +94

    Turn the skateboard part into a backpack

    • @ephraimcullen
      @ephraimcullen 5 років тому +2

      Might be a bit heavy...

    • @Seelenschmiede
      @Seelenschmiede 5 років тому +12

      Ephraim Cullen simple solution: build an exosceleton suit!

    • @sketchyfabco
      @sketchyfabco 5 років тому +7

      18650 battery cells would make it light enough for a backpack. Especially if they were distributed down the pack straps as somewhat of a counter-balance.

    • @bsanmoogan
      @bsanmoogan 5 років тому +1

      If anything he could try to make it into a vest of some sort and get it to wrap around the body, keeping him balanced

  • @kazsmaz
    @kazsmaz 5 років тому +112

    Ankle snapper 5000

    • @jleo8656
      @jleo8656 5 років тому

      The Virtual Scotsman, thats a good one mate!
      I highly recommend the Hero Or Hatecrime episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It's a gas!

  • @drestrenge8235
    @drestrenge8235 4 роки тому

    This is it, Colin is a real life mad scientist. I love this man

  • @clovisribeiro7127
    @clovisribeiro7127 4 роки тому

    Conheci por acaso esse canal...e jah virei fã....

  • @Freizeitflugsphaere
    @Freizeitflugsphaere 5 років тому +284

    Didn't the tie work for hearing protection?🤔

    • @shadowslayer7600
      @shadowslayer7600 5 років тому +5

      Why do you think he's always yelling

    • @sw3aterCS_
      @sw3aterCS_ 5 років тому

      Shadow Slayer good point

    • @miketipping1583
      @miketipping1583 5 років тому

      it handles eye protection when grinding metal too!

  • @darkmessiah6744
    @darkmessiah6744 5 років тому +50

    I can't believe it's been 12 years since this channel was created. A lot of good came out of it.

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 5 років тому +1

      Dark Messiah i would love a full blown turkey spinner.
      obviously a home version that does the tatoes and veggies too and cooks the chook or whatever roast..
      don't care for ovens.. they dry out your roast..

    • @darkmessiah6744
      @darkmessiah6744 5 років тому +1

      @@garystinten9339: true.

  • @doktorspock8910
    @doktorspock8910 Рік тому

    I love your demonstrations

  • @thejurassicchicken1190
    @thejurassicchicken1190 4 роки тому +22

    His kids wont believe him when he talks about the good old days.
    I built some Hydraulic scissor lift shoes back then

    • @lol-nc4jz
      @lol-nc4jz 3 роки тому

      He already have kids

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 5 років тому +57

    I like your sense of safety.

    • @thedoc.6819
      @thedoc.6819 5 років тому

      I know you're a bit mad Colin, it's why I like your videos. But safety glasses please! Unless you're planning a bionic eye video sometime soon ...

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 5 років тому +1432

    Welcome to the hydraulic lift channel

    • @patemathic
      @patemathic 5 років тому +11

      20th comment I've seen from you dude

    • @yananscunt
      @yananscunt 5 років тому +18

      This dude comments on every big channel to gain subs and it’s annoying

    • @bryanr9082
      @bryanr9082 5 років тому +5

      Go through his shitty videos and downvote them to trach him a lesson.

    • @gerasimger15
      @gerasimger15 5 років тому +1

      Taikamuna 😂

    • @daanvanrijnsoever3621
      @daanvanrijnsoever3621 5 років тому

      Taikamuna brooooooo where can you not comment

  • @j.w.7940
    @j.w.7940 4 роки тому

    Your bunker video appeared in my UA-cam suggestions. I'm glad it did. Love the videos!!!! Keep it up!

  • @nesurasen5978
    @nesurasen5978 4 роки тому

    I like a format of your videos. It's always interteiment.

  • @shmilyky586
    @shmilyky586 5 років тому +365

    *When your trying to make the basketball team*

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂 this comment deserves more like

    • @thegreenguy8837
      @thegreenguy8837 5 років тому +5

      Maybe we could turn up the hydraulics and use them as jump Boosters?

    • @colinantink9094
      @colinantink9094 5 років тому +3

      Fake it till you make it!

    • @thegreenguy8837
      @thegreenguy8837 5 років тому

      Hell yeah finaly some good funding! xD

  • @dailydrift9804
    @dailydrift9804 5 років тому +342

    At the end when he says I’m gonna go do a bit of scissoring! No.. no that’s not right... 😂

    • @Gartral
      @Gartral 5 років тому +1

      @@kyliecervantes9839I honestly can't tell if that's legit spam, or you poking fun at spammers..

    • @DylanM-he1vi
      @DylanM-he1vi 5 років тому

      Gartral
      It’s spam

    • @yourboio3636
      @yourboio3636 5 років тому

      What do you mean when you say that

    • @DylanM-he1vi
      @DylanM-he1vi 5 років тому +1

      Uni Catz
      What?

    • @poiiihy
      @poiiihy 5 років тому

      Gartral what are you talking about?

  • @Thiago312.
    @Thiago312. 5 років тому +1

    I'm from Brazil I'm following your channel in time, it's a spring sneaker that can make you jump high

  • @colin7062
    @colin7062 5 років тому

    Colin you should make more of this stuff!

  • @raffi2001
    @raffi2001 5 років тому +84

    starts mass production of these:
    *concerts will be on another level*

    • @ahmdabdallah2132
      @ahmdabdallah2132 5 років тому

      Raffi 🔴 What Is Islam? ⚠️
      🔴 Islam is not just another religion.
      🔵 It is the same message preached by Moses, Jesus and Abraham.
      🔴 Islam literally means ‘submission to God’ and it teaches us to have a direct relationship with God.
      🔵 It reminds us that since God created us, no one should be worshipped except God alone.
      🔴 It also teaches that God is nothing like a human being or like anything that we can imagine.
      🌍 The concept of God is summarized in the Quran as:
      📖 { “Say, He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He does not give birth, nor was He born, and there is nothing like Him.”} (Quran 112:1-4)[4] 📚
      🔴 Becoming a Muslim is not turning your back to Jesus.
      🔵 Rather it’s going back to the original teachings of Jesus and obeying him.

    • @louig845
      @louig845 5 років тому +5

      @@ahmdabdallah2132 fuckk outta here, if people slam doors in your face why TF would they acknowledge your dumbass comment? When has this worked for you? I'm actually curious

    • @ryanhodgkin7475
      @ryanhodgkin7475 5 років тому

      Literally lmfa9

    • @tnl35
      @tnl35 5 років тому +3

      @@ahmdabdallah2132 what are you tryna do your comment isn't related to raffi's comment

    • @raffi2001
      @raffi2001 5 років тому +1

      @@tnl35 lol the whole chain has nothing to do with mine xF

  • @sportmodel9526
    @sportmodel9526 5 років тому +260

    "It's not the longest of strokes...giggidy"
    😂

  • @alexandreeu5105
    @alexandreeu5105 5 років тому

    colinfuze + the hacksmith = LEGEND

  • @vicenjm7461
    @vicenjm7461 4 роки тому

    Saludos desde México ... Admiró tu inteligencia...

  • @bluesfilms7926
    @bluesfilms7926 5 років тому +112

    He literally just made special shoes so that he could get hit in the head more often. Wtf.

  • @sekiko7183
    @sekiko7183 5 років тому +75

    Edward Scissor Hands 2: Edward Scissor Shoes

  • @ares184
    @ares184 4 роки тому

    Man , you are a real genius !

  • @scottiheadsa1709
    @scottiheadsa1709 4 роки тому

    You're just too funny dude. Keep up with the inventions, I have to say your underground beach house was great

  • @G4KFOAMY
    @G4KFOAMY 5 років тому +59

    THE ANKLE BREAKER 9,000 BUY IT NOW FOR ONLY £999.99

    • @nothanks7752
      @nothanks7752 5 років тому +4

      yea, I'd definitely want a wider base with a spring pivot for side to side stability.

    • @DavidVercettiMovies
      @DavidVercettiMovies 5 років тому +1

      It's ANKLE BREAKER 9000! Got a pair on ebay :)

  • @dominicpersuitte4194
    @dominicpersuitte4194 5 років тому +109

    Imagine painting them green and putting them with a green screen

    • @DeXDesTrOyAzZ
      @DeXDesTrOyAzZ 5 років тому +25

      That'd look like some Bollywood-type SFX, and for that reason alone i think he should do it.

    • @notjoss
      @notjoss 5 років тому

      *the top... and also: propel this... and also: This needs...

  • @luke_mckay
    @luke_mckay 5 років тому

    Colin keeps his local hardware store in business. Single handedly.

  • @jasperthecringykid9727
    @jasperthecringykid9727 4 роки тому +5

    Me: I made the most epic invention ever Colin Furze: *hold my beer*

  • @whereeveritgoes
    @whereeveritgoes 5 років тому +1061

    In my area:
    Explosion: *exists*
    Everyone: Panics.
    In Furze's area:
    Explosion: *exists*
    Everyone: Ahh Mr. Furze is making another video. **sips a cup of tea**

    • @aev5656
      @aev5656 5 років тому +49

      Awang Budiman I mean, my school bus goes past his house every day so I can say that this is true

    • @georgemcgeough3513
      @georgemcgeough3513 5 років тому +6

      Awang Budiman underrated comment 😂

    • @phcgamer8733
      @phcgamer8733 5 років тому +12

      @@aev5656 Lucky! Ever seen anything happening?

    • @jacobhinchliffe6237
      @jacobhinchliffe6237 4 роки тому +2

      The council must be knocking on his door a lot!

    • @Joshuavlogsgames
      @Joshuavlogsgames 4 роки тому

      @poo

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 5 років тому +246

    When you're not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster:

    •  5 років тому +2

      Yespacito i see you literally everywhere, and i like it

    • @emm_4595
      @emm_4595 5 років тому +1

      Bruh, you're literally becoming the new Justin Y.

  • @miky12349
    @miky12349 5 років тому

    Mate you’re videos are great and remind me of my childhood with my pops, we used to make crazy shit like this cheers mate.

  • @alandracoFishing
    @alandracoFishing 4 роки тому +1

    I love this guy cause he has so much fun by him self

  • @alexglover1900
    @alexglover1900 5 років тому +320

    Like if Colin is the most positive guy in the world

  • @themediator11c59
    @themediator11c59 5 років тому +90

    *OSHA wants to know your location*

  • @stask85
    @stask85 4 роки тому +1

    7:33 a 3D printed switch box. how lovely ^^

  • @duckonquak6789
    @duckonquak6789 4 роки тому +1

    Collin couldn’t reach the cereal on the top shelf
    Collin: *builds scissor lift shoes*

  • @thedragonflytapes5727
    @thedragonflytapes5727 5 років тому +261

    When she says she only dates guys over 6 ft

  • @emmahunter4860
    @emmahunter4860 5 років тому +17

    I subbed because of this video,
    This guy is basicallyme if I had access to heavy machinery

    • @patrickburns6955
      @patrickburns6955 5 років тому +3

      He is so much better than you in every way.
      You just like to think you're like that.

    • @JosephHarner
      @JosephHarner 5 років тому +5

      Go back to some of the early videos, and he really didn't have much in the way of tools. Don't let it stop you, eh?

    • @eidolor
      @eidolor 5 років тому +1

      Part of his brilliance is how accessible the inventions feel. They’re simple enough to make you think “ah I coulda thought of that,” but completely novel nonetheless.
      You have your own flavor of creativity, let that shit out! Smear it on the walls, aim high and splatter the ceiling, caress it into the nostrils and mouths of passerbys!
      Look around you. What do you want to make? Can you use these things to? See how far you can get. Are there things you still need to do for your thing to happen? Find more accessible alternatives.
      If you google Maker Spaces near you, or something similar, they’ll have various tools for you to use as well as other people with knowledge and experience who’ll probably be more than happy to help.
      You can do it bruh.

  • @ok_iot
    @ok_iot 3 роки тому

    music taste is superb.

  • @RogueWraith909
    @RogueWraith909 5 років тому

    Dude, you're nuts.... I love you!

  • @micha5816
    @micha5816 5 років тому +121

    *Make backpack with this hydraulic equipment.*

    • @davidhemmes2015
      @davidhemmes2015 5 років тому +1

      yaaaaas

    • @smam741
      @smam741 5 років тому +3

      Heavy backpack

    • @nova_vista
      @nova_vista 5 років тому +5

      At this point he may as well build a hydraulic exoskeleton 🤤

    • @nowayitsaj1983
      @nowayitsaj1983 5 років тому

      @@nova_vista with hydraulic hands to go with the feet

    • @katherinelbowman2871
      @katherinelbowman2871 5 років тому +1

      who else th1nks it would look like he has bricks strapped to his feet and has concrete in his backpack

  • @UnwovenSleeve
    @UnwovenSleeve 5 років тому +34

    Next project:
    Hydraulic Backpack

  • @SunchippStudio
    @SunchippStudio 4 роки тому

    Now all we need is something to carry the humydrolics system on your back. This is awesome dude! If I knew a wealder and technician tgis would be pretty handy for a character I made

  • @kisholay1000
    @kisholay1000 4 роки тому

    You are great...I like your dedication
    Love from india...

  • @camocreator5542
    @camocreator5542 5 років тому +64

    Puts hands on plasma cutter

    • @av0-cad03
      @av0-cad03 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, that made me uncomfortable as well

    • @thatoneweeb4452
      @thatoneweeb4452 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @Brandon-dd8xe
      @Brandon-dd8xe 5 років тому +1

      The second i read that, that part came up

    • @EmongTimothy
      @EmongTimothy 5 років тому

      Safety tie yooooo

    • @AlphaMachina
      @AlphaMachina 5 років тому

      Yeah, instead of taking the time to clamp his work down, he instead prefers the quick and dirty way of just holding the steel down with his hand. He too likes to live dangerously.

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 5 років тому +139

    You wouldn't want to damage that shop floor!
    You might ruin the beautiful patina of oil, petrol, blood, fire, burned rubber, melted ice ( a.k.a. _water_ ), juice, tea, biscuits, salad, toast, assorted holiday cakes, baby wash fluid, christmas tree, milk, hydraulic fluid, gunpowder, shredded mail, ashes, faux grass, and various shavings and shards of copper, brass, aluminium, and other assorted Furze elements.
    That would be an absolute shame...

    • @shh2093
      @shh2093 5 років тому +1

      Wooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0

    • @hmartin1761
      @hmartin1761 4 роки тому +2

      I kinda lost you there...

    • @jamieclayton8624
      @jamieclayton8624 4 роки тому

      Where did the blood come from

    • @da_gonozal6754
      @da_gonozal6754 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamieclayton8624 prolly the knife belt.

  • @stephenparker9900
    @stephenparker9900 4 роки тому +1

    Love watching these you make me laugh

  • @MrAirbleed
    @MrAirbleed 4 роки тому

    He's getting older from the first time i subs.. still craziest man ever