The Complete Songs of Phrase by Karl Pilkington (A compilation w/ Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

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  • Karl Pilkington's complete "Songs of Phrase" from the Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant XFM radio show.
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  • @evafox9696
    @evafox9696 2 роки тому +169

    The Mars Bar Bar Bar is genuinely one of the funniest moments in the show. Just the combined reaction of Steve and Ricky makes it so good.

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII Рік тому +10

      Karl Pilkington IS the show, Lanky Steve and Ricky the Hyena always havin' a go at Pilky, tryin' to slag him off....sick of it 😖

  • @purplecrown505
    @purplecrown505 7 місяців тому +84

    3:00 There's This Hairy Chinese Kid
    7:44 "There's been a flood of... -Oh no there hasn't"
    9:37 You'll Never See An Old Man Eat A Mars Bar
    14:30 My Auntie Had Wind For Five Minutes
    22:37 My Neighbour Had A Horse In A House
    28:58 The Elephant Man Is My Favourite Film
    31:38 No More Cheeky Freak Of The Week
    37:00 Daddy Never Gonna Stop Robbin' From Telephone Box
    40:12 Tell Me Why Don't They Play The Game Of Swingball
    48:07 I Know You're Just Sixteen, But Lookin' All Of Twenty One, That's Because The Chinese Look Older
    55:44 Galileo Don't Talk To Me About Science, Please Make Me Television
    1:03:21 My Girlfriend Had A Problem With Her Marrow

  • @PalletTownGraduate
    @PalletTownGraduate 7 років тому +503

    "That is mental, Karl! It is the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be uttered on radio!"
    "Play it again."

    • @jennifernabrahamable
      @jennifernabrahamable 6 років тому +4

      poor Phillip Bailey, lol

    • @MrBwooy
      @MrBwooy 6 років тому +21

      48:40

    • @GroinStrain_
      @GroinStrain_ 6 років тому +45

      Most convoluted, ridiculous - racist- piece of material ever to be uttered on radio. Love how he drops his voice to say "racist" like David Brent would've done.

    • @buckbumble
      @buckbumble 5 років тому +3

      RACIST

    • @williamsmith666
      @williamsmith666 4 роки тому +9

      "Karl, you've gone mental!"
      "Right..."

  • @ekmad
    @ekmad 7 років тому +254

    48:42 Stephen's timing is impeccable

  • @paddyc4370
    @paddyc4370 Рік тому +26

    "there has been a flood of... Oh no there hasn't" absolutely slays me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bicolouredprawn
    @bicolouredprawn 7 років тому +254

    "Rick, we've had a flood of... Oh, no we haven't!"

  • @cmxfitness6577
    @cmxfitness6577 3 роки тому +95

    The CREATIVITY Karl put into these is off the charts! The thought of having to think of a different aong, that people will be able to recognise, for each word, then to have to edit each one and put it all together is unreal!
    BEST podcast EVER! This will go down in history and I'll still be listening in my last years 😂👏

    • @carlmarston1687
      @carlmarston1687 Рік тому +4

      They’re probably the most complex thoughts he ever had

    • @RT-ks2zi
      @RT-ks2zi Рік тому +15

      To be honest he was a lot more tech savvy than was made out. He was literally head of production at XFM and he created the “XFM” sound effect in between links.

    • @Boxerboy01
      @Boxerboy01 Рік тому +5

      @@RT-ks2zi well he was great at compiling those DATS (that’s digital audio tapes)

  • @AnonYmous-lk9qy
    @AnonYmous-lk9qy 3 роки тому +92

    These men essentially created modern podcasting

  • @BillyMcChucks
    @BillyMcChucks 6 років тому +89

    Karl’s whimper at 47:26 is heartbreaking

  • @emair97
    @emair97 7 років тому +164

    Don't stop me now, we're avin a good time n that

  • @tykykable
    @tykykable 7 років тому +106

    "Galileo, don't talk to me about science, please make me (a) television."
    Amazing.

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 6 років тому +75

    "Maaaaaaaaaaaarrrrsssss barbarbar"

  • @schrutebuck88
    @schrutebuck88 3 роки тому +9

    Who in the hell would give this a thumbs down? This is the radio show/podcast they’re playing in heaven

  • @Kriiispy
    @Kriiispy 5 років тому +214

    9:37 Old Man Mars Bar
    14:31 Auntie Had Wind
    22:37 Horse House
    28:58 Elephant Man
    37:00 Telephone Box
    48:07 Chinese Look Older
    55:44 Galileo
    1:03:22 Marrow
    Add this to the description or something, not sure if I got all of them

    • @ferkin1874
      @ferkin1874 5 років тому +4

      Kriiispy cheeky freak in between elephant man and telephone box

    • @theblackcat2751
      @theblackcat2751 5 років тому +25

      39:49

    • @theblackcat2751
      @theblackcat2751 5 років тому +20

      31:38

    • @HaydnG266
      @HaydnG266 5 років тому +5

      Better to have timestamps in comments since you can't click then from the description

    • @simoncenteno2755
      @simoncenteno2755 4 роки тому +6

      Chinese look older the best one.

  • @Karl_Drogo55
    @Karl_Drogo55 3 роки тому +27

    lmao I absolutely love how vindicated Karl is for playing the mars bar bar bar songs of phrase that got so much hate for how he changed it up and made it 6 words hahahha Ricky absolutely loved it in the end and ate his words lol

  • @properdiglett
    @properdiglett 5 років тому +53

    22:42 "what. In, God's name, was THAT?"

  • @CorporalFriendlyShark
    @CorporalFriendlyShark 11 місяців тому +36

    48:08 Ricky’s wheeze half-way through as he realises what its about will never, ever not make me laugh 😂

  • @PommeLavande
    @PommeLavande Рік тому +7

    Serotonin in its purest form.

  • @fysant
    @fysant 4 роки тому +61

    Been listening to these podcasts for 12 years consistently and I still cry from laughing every time I hear these jingles

    • @YouTubeMrP
      @YouTubeMrP Рік тому +1

      I heard many of these as they first went out and have listened to them again and again. Still brilliant!

    • @PommeLavande
      @PommeLavande Рік тому +2

      @@UA-camMrP You’re lucky to have experienced it at the time. I wasn’t even born when they started, and now I’m 20. Only discovered these about 3/4 years ago, but I’m so glad I did. Makes for great banter between a sister and her brother! We’re both big fans.

    • @dpm2515
      @dpm2515 Рік тому

      Over here in america. I just discovered these maybe two to three years ago Ricky is Big over here but karl is not and it's genuinely the funniest thing I've ever heard of my life I used to think that some of the prank calls on the Howard Stern Show were genuinely the funniest but Carl thompson. And I know everybody's been asking about them getting back together I think it's a bad idea personally I just don't think that it would work mainly because karl probably a little more worldly and not as naive

  • @thehza2592
    @thehza2592 7 років тому +185

    CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEESE

    • @benphone7430
      @benphone7430 7 років тому +9

      The HZA Karl invented the dubstop drop, some one should make that chiiiiinnnnneeessseeee the hook for his eat a knob at night song

    • @thetrombus850
      @thetrombus850 6 років тому +10

      Look

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 5 років тому +12

      *oldeeeer*

    • @redactedwatkins6195
      @redactedwatkins6195 5 років тому +5

      k i d

  • @JohnnyTightIips
    @JohnnyTightIips 2 роки тому +18

    Ricky can never mention Jools Holland without mentioning that boogie-woogie piano.

  • @bignosedbastard
    @bignosedbastard 5 років тому +27

    10:10 Ricky's squeaked laugh kills me every time.

  • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
    @oBuLLzEyEo1013 Рік тому +8

    54:10 is the clip I've been looking for for days now. The way Ricky imitates Karl is the best but this one in particular is my favorite...

  • @checkout5017
    @checkout5017 Рік тому +13

    karl at 12:58 not being able to keep up with the phrase and saying "hang on a minute" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Thenesrookie
    @Thenesrookie Рік тому +17

    41:20 Ricky's Reaction absolutely kills me every time.

    • @linksauce_1
      @linksauce_1 9 місяців тому +1

      Followed by 41:33, “FOOOH”

  • @frankkremers861
    @frankkremers861 2 роки тому +7

    Nothing better to brighten up a shitty day then Karl's moaning, and Ricky stirring shit up between him en Stephen. Even after ten years it's still the best medicine. Thanks

  • @KMEECHY
    @KMEECHY 5 років тому +40

    I think Ricky broke at 24:12

  • @Irish_Reviewer
    @Irish_Reviewer 6 років тому +83

    And you will never see an old man eat a MAAAARRSS BAR BAR 😂😂😂

    • @thegirlinquestion
      @thegirlinquestion 6 років тому +8

      couldn't get twix innit

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 Рік тому +5

      I saw an old man holding a Twix im ashamed to say i followed him to his car from a distance. He didnt eat it, he took it home. But we never saw his wife...

    • @PommeLavande
      @PommeLavande Рік тому

      BAR BAR BAR !

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 Рік тому

      Should have used The Undertones song I Need A Mars Bar..

  • @moorey9389
    @moorey9389 7 років тому +39

    tell me why tell me why do they play the game of swing bawwwwwww *trumpet noise* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @OFWelsh
    @OFWelsh 6 років тому +24

    "Uh, Galileo ... uh, ss ... well it goes like this dunnit?"

  • @UnoriginalGrimm
    @UnoriginalGrimm 6 років тому +11

    This was their best bit

    • @KotaonPC
      @KotaonPC 2 роки тому +1

      It's brilliant, and mental, and yet I think Do we need 'em is my favorite! XD

  • @carl1212
    @carl1212 7 років тому +100

    CHIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIINESE

  • @PointOfViewUk
    @PointOfViewUk 4 роки тому +21

    "ma-neighbor-had-ahorse-in-a house" it's so shit it's good! :P

  • @Renzsu
    @Renzsu 7 років тому +19

    Scottland Rocks, so he basically got all the Rockbusters answers from the back of that album...

  • @MrBwooy
    @MrBwooy 6 років тому +22

    we take songs, chop'em up n that

  • @Industrialist2015ofUk
    @Industrialist2015ofUk 4 роки тому +8

    "A House"...just realised, House of the Rising Sun, great song!

  • @MacNE28
    @MacNE28 7 років тому +35

    "In was Lisa Stansfield..."
    "Oh pathetic. Pathetic. Did anyone get that?"

  • @DizKord1600
    @DizKord1600 6 років тому +37

    41:21 - Ricky's fucking reaction had me in tears. Hahaha.

  • @blingking501
    @blingking501 4 роки тому +26

    I used to watch this when I was about 16, I'm now on 25 and it STILL makes me piss myself laughing!
    The elephant Man one is my favourite.

    • @krishawes
      @krishawes 2 роки тому +1

      Haha I started listening to these when I was 21 and travelling New Zealand in 2009. Here am at 34 and still in tears!

  • @borednow5838
    @borednow5838 7 років тому +22

    Love when Karl tries to back up his point about Chinese people by claiming that the guy out of Karate Kid was only 35 when he was in that film!

    • @jakegallagher2314
      @jakegallagher2314 7 років тому +7

      Bored Now plus that guy was Japanese and in his fifties haha

    • @borednow5838
      @borednow5838 7 років тому

      Trust Karl to even get his natuality wrong!

    • @QueenofTaterTots
      @QueenofTaterTots 7 років тому +4

      Nationality, you mean

    • @liamthistory
      @liamthistory 5 років тому +3

      He was 52

    • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
      @Sheriff_GrimLaw 5 років тому

      Miku_Miku_Harumi Well they do all look the same! x

  • @roobz5166
    @roobz5166 6 років тому +24

    I use this to get me back to sleep at night. My boy still often wakes in the night for me to give him milk and a cuddle so if i have to i stick my earphones in and he doesnt know. Until i suddenly give a laugh and i have proper made him jump before

  • @Soki7000
    @Soki7000 Рік тому +3

    Songs of phrase has to be my favourite part of the XFM shows.

  • @HaydnG266
    @HaydnG266 5 років тому +36

    22:37 that was absolute nonsense 😂😂😂

    • @PommeLavande
      @PommeLavande Рік тому +1

      I love Karl’s little “ye?” after he played it a second time, as if it was any clearer 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pritchardjt01
    @pritchardjt01 2 роки тому +4

    This was easily my favourite feature 😂

  • @henrydaly4161
    @henrydaly4161 5 років тому +5

    “Just name the artists that’s all we want, just the artists”

  • @MrFreedomGotAnAK
    @MrFreedomGotAnAK 2 роки тому +2

    I use Chinese Look Older bit to have a good cry when I really need it. Never fails.

  • @fettster279
    @fettster279 4 роки тому +15

    22:43
    "What...in...God's name...was that?"

  • @buckbumble
    @buckbumble 5 років тому +16

    The Chinese, great people, the women, really good looking....
    As younger people 😂

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 7 років тому +41

    "OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI.." ..was Ricky on drugs on this episode? 😂😂😂

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 7 років тому

      Daisy Chambers yes ... Cocain

    • @ValkyrieDaisy95
      @ValkyrieDaisy95 7 років тому +12

      LMAO! Either that or he'd just eaten an overdose of cheese..

    • @NicoBleackley
      @NicoBleackley 7 років тому

      Daisy Chambers honestly it's probably both

    • @ValkyrieDaisy95
      @ValkyrieDaisy95 7 років тому +9

      XD! Quite possibly! An overdose on cheddar.

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 6 років тому

      Yes !!!

  • @ewoppy2571
    @ewoppy2571 7 років тому +18

    jim croce did sing old man river! :D

    • @benphone7430
      @benphone7430 7 років тому +3

      Ewoppy but a good time man like him ain't got no bidness singing the blues... or about how his aunty had wind for fiaaaayyyvvveeeeminutess

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 роки тому +2

      So did Paul Robeson, so Ricky wasn't wrong either.

  • @possessedslig
    @possessedslig 2 роки тому +9

    Everybody's raving about Galileo

  • @sidarthur8706
    @sidarthur8706 5 років тому +37

    pilkington's editing skills are legendary, i'll bet he thought he'd go on to do more of this for a living rather than those pointless travel shows

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 роки тому +6

      WTF? An idiot abroad was brilliant you chump! Also, he hasn't done anything of the sort for several years, that's if you include both series of the moaning of life.

    • @Tomversal
      @Tomversal 2 роки тому +1

      I don't think he enjoyed this either, he always said he likes to feel like he's doing something for the world but these are pointless

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 2 роки тому +3

      @Tomversal it's very good entertainment

  • @thewildmitchell
    @thewildmitchell 6 років тому +32

    The Galileo one is appalling, he never even said that! Lmao

    • @adam.r.parsons
      @adam.r.parsons Рік тому +1

      I think he dropped a hint for it, in literally one link in the previous week’s show. Evidence that he, and he alone, at least did a little bit of planning for that SHAMBLES of a show! Steve brought in a copy of The Sun, and Ricky brought whatever records he might remember. Absolute brilliance. 😅

  • @craigexley
    @craigexley 5 років тому +2

    This is GOLD...... :-)

  • @greenman3464
    @greenman3464 7 років тому +6

    Ricky's reaction at 41:35!

  • @dylanmoriarty6428
    @dylanmoriarty6428 3 роки тому +9

    He’s just the funniest, most interesting human being to ever grace the earth.

  • @kerrygallagher8508
    @kerrygallagher8508 3 роки тому +4

    Dont talk to me about ⚡SCIENCE⚡

  • @VirtanenDK
    @VirtanenDK 4 роки тому +8

    You would never get the chance to make a show like this today. And it's "only" 12 years ago. And that's so sad !!
    stay safe all

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 роки тому +5

      I think most of this stuff is from 2002-2003, so more like 17 years ago.

  • @nubbytope9562
    @nubbytope9562 5 років тому +5

    “The numbers went out of sync in your own brain”. LOL

  • @simonb9412
    @simonb9412 5 місяців тому +1

    “Me neighbour had horse in house” lol

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 6 років тому +24

    To be fair, I've never seen an old man eating a twix (or mars bar)!

    • @fistingendakenny8781
      @fistingendakenny8781 6 років тому +5

      is your second name anderson ?

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 6 років тому +3

      fistingendakenny regretfully not. I'm not the legendary dickers Anderson.

    • @davidtheodore9991
      @davidtheodore9991 5 років тому +5

      Used to work in a pub where two old guys took it it turn to bring in mars bars for each other for their brunch. The more you know.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 роки тому +1

      @@davidtheodore9991 mind blown.

    • @ayeofreach
      @ayeofreach 3 роки тому +2

      @@davidtheodore9991 Not buying it...

  • @trogdor20X6
    @trogdor20X6 7 років тому +8

    The horse in the house songs of phrase is impossible. I only got House Of The Rising Sun

  • @user-wn4nl7bp9h
    @user-wn4nl7bp9h 3 роки тому +4

    I react from the year 2030. Cheapest chimps is the biggest gameshow in the galaxy.

  • @mroscarking12
    @mroscarking12 5 років тому +2

    The best dance album in the world ever which is ideal perhaps if you're having a barbecue and you have lots of 8 year old children coming

  • @inerd77
    @inerd77 6 місяців тому

    "Karl, you've gone mental"
    "Alright" 😂

  • @fistingendakenny8781
    @fistingendakenny8781 Рік тому +1

    This video fixed my depressed mindset

  • @hardrockinhere
    @hardrockinhere Місяць тому

    I stand by that this was a cool idea for a quiz. Badly executed, but still a good concept!

  • @LettersAndNumbers300
    @LettersAndNumbers300 3 роки тому +1

    Song, artist, song, artist, song

  • @lw9553
    @lw9553 5 років тому +4

    everyone's ravin about Galileo

  • @shanefoy3720
    @shanefoy3720 Рік тому +2

    Ricky was right about old man river, surprise surprise 😂

  • @glenbaker8412
    @glenbaker8412 2 роки тому +2

    “Everyone’s raving about Galileo”

  • @15-Peter-20
    @15-Peter-20 6 років тому +15

    Her man her mits !

    • @nathanbarnes2501
      @nathanbarnes2501 4 роки тому +3

      SkyBlue 1988 that is genius Karl! THAT IS GENIUS!!

  • @igotproblemsman
    @igotproblemsman 3 роки тому +2

    I would love an entire album by wee hooty mctoo. what the hell, throw in his jamboree as well

  • @McShaggswell
    @McShaggswell 4 роки тому +4

    Songs of phrase was like proto-ytp sentence mixing.

  • @TheMarkoSeke
    @TheMarkoSeke 4 місяці тому +1

    I'm still puzzled why Steve insisted naming the artist is easier than naming the song. I feel like it's so much easier to name the song.

    • @peteruelimaa4973
      @peteruelimaa4973 13 днів тому

      Cause he's jealous that Ricky likes Carl and so constantly tries to bully him.

  • @Eis_Bear
    @Eis_Bear 6 років тому +12

    13:17 Jim Croce did sing Ol' Man River

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 роки тому +1

      So did Paul Robeson, so Ricky was also correct.

  • @karlhungus5725
    @karlhungus5725 Рік тому +3

    I know youre just 16 but looking all of 21 that's BECAUSE the Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinneeeeeeeeeeeeesssee loo-ook OLDER.
    might be the funniest thing ever.

  • @busydad4858
    @busydad4858 2 роки тому +2

    a Mars BAR BAR BAR

  • @140ish
    @140ish 7 років тому +4

    21:49. So the question is, is it hereditary?

  • @sproaty
    @sproaty 6 років тому +10

    Would you buy a car with a duff engine?

  • @bazglsgw1208
    @bazglsgw1208 Рік тому +2

    I saw an old man carrying a Twix i admit i followed him to his car where he took it home maybe to have with a cup of T. Or to give to his grandkids. Ill never know.

  • @katiegratton2544
    @katiegratton2544 2 роки тому +2

    a maaaaaaaaaaaars BARBARBAR! lol

  • @pauldavies152
    @pauldavies152 2 роки тому +1

    This is my game show ere. Bob Holness didnt say, blockbusters was good but I didnt eat grapes! Heres the clips heres the clips lol

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe 5 місяців тому

    “We’ve changed the chocolate” 😂

  • @Raven-Claws88
    @Raven-Claws88 4 роки тому +3

    "There's this haaary Chiiineeeese kid!"

    • @TrystanDavies2911
      @TrystanDavies2911 2 роки тому

      Who sings the song with ‘kid’ in it?

    • @Me-zo8yc
      @Me-zo8yc Рік тому

      @@TrystanDavies2911 Deacon Blue

  • @webb1604
    @webb1604 3 роки тому +3

    Definitely not said in China

  • @jabbermcfleg2489
    @jabbermcfleg2489 Рік тому +4

    "It's the most convoluted, ridiculous, RACIST piece of material ever to be heard on radio" "play it again "

  • @larryamigo2526
    @larryamigo2526 3 роки тому +1

    Bah Bah Bah. 🤣♥️

  • @innuendo141
    @innuendo141 7 років тому +39

    Bah bah bah

  • @WAMSMASHES
    @WAMSMASHES 23 дні тому

    Jim Croce did sing Ol' Man River

  • @user-mm5uv2gg8b
    @user-mm5uv2gg8b 6 років тому +2

    I'm sure he got the elephant man right

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow 5 років тому +4

    me neighbour 'ad 'orse in 'ouse

  • @jonathanlinderer7271
    @jonathanlinderer7271 5 років тому

    Anybody know where to find the clips of the contest Karl played sound effects, not lyrics, and then the sound effects where the clue for a song? I remember one was Born Slippy? Lol

    • @jesslovesrammstein
      @jesslovesrammstein 5 років тому +8

      Jonathan Linderer I think it was part of Rockbusters - there were only two done that way from what I remember, the other was Smack My Bitch Up

    • @jonathanlinderer7271
      @jonathanlinderer7271 5 років тому +1

      jesslovesrammstein Lol yes, thank you

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 роки тому +1

      That really was a shit feature, although not as bad as cheap as chimps!

  • @user-qh5ex5tl1g
    @user-qh5ex5tl1g 24 хвилини тому

    The elephant MAaaaaaaan!

  • @WeekendMuffin69
    @WeekendMuffin69 4 роки тому +2

    Barbarbar hahaha hahaha

  • @victorjoichironishi2
    @victorjoichironishi2 5 років тому +1

    What is the marrow one?

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 роки тому +2

      My girlfriend had a problem with her marrow.

  • @iiqspat2629
    @iiqspat2629 3 роки тому +3

    I agree with Ricky. There are people starving in the world, you can’t let Karl get away with such rubbish preparation

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому +3

      Apart from the fact that Ricky put no preparation into the show at all and would turn up hungover!

  • @genetenz
    @genetenz 2 роки тому

    48:40

  • @Yimello
    @Yimello 6 місяців тому

    I always thought they never should have explained what the phrase was supposed to be before the first play of it.