The Complete Songs of Phrase by Karl Pilkington (A compilation w/ Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)
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- Опубліковано 22 жов 2016
- Karl Pilkington's complete "Songs of Phrase" from the Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant XFM radio show.
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The Mars Bar Bar Bar is genuinely one of the funniest moments in the show. Just the combined reaction of Steve and Ricky makes it so good.
Karl Pilkington IS the show, Lanky Steve and Ricky the Hyena always havin' a go at Pilky, tryin' to slag him off....sick of it 😖
3:00 There's This Hairy Chinese Kid
7:44 "There's been a flood of... -Oh no there hasn't"
9:37 You'll Never See An Old Man Eat A Mars Bar
14:30 My Auntie Had Wind For Five Minutes
22:37 My Neighbour Had A Horse In A House
28:58 The Elephant Man Is My Favourite Film
31:38 No More Cheeky Freak Of The Week
37:00 Daddy Never Gonna Stop Robbin' From Telephone Box
40:12 Tell Me Why Don't They Play The Game Of Swingball
48:07 I Know You're Just Sixteen, But Lookin' All Of Twenty One, That's Because The Chinese Look Older
55:44 Galileo Don't Talk To Me About Science, Please Make Me Television
1:03:21 My Girlfriend Had A Problem With Her Marrow
Hero
marrowww
Please make me television hahahaha
Legend
"That is mental, Karl! It is the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be uttered on radio!"
"Play it again."
poor Phillip Bailey, lol
48:40
Most convoluted, ridiculous - racist- piece of material ever to be uttered on radio. Love how he drops his voice to say "racist" like David Brent would've done.
RACIST
"Karl, you've gone mental!"
"Right..."
48:42 Stephen's timing is impeccable
What bit are you referring to? Steve doesn't say anything
james howard “Play it again!”
Agreed !
"there has been a flood of... Oh no there hasn't" absolutely slays me every time 🤣🤣🤣
"Rick, we've had a flood of... Oh, no we haven't!"
gullivera
gullivera that killed me
steve's comedic timing is always genius
The CREATIVITY Karl put into these is off the charts! The thought of having to think of a different aong, that people will be able to recognise, for each word, then to have to edit each one and put it all together is unreal!
BEST podcast EVER! This will go down in history and I'll still be listening in my last years 😂👏
They’re probably the most complex thoughts he ever had
To be honest he was a lot more tech savvy than was made out. He was literally head of production at XFM and he created the “XFM” sound effect in between links.
@@RT-ks2zi well he was great at compiling those DATS (that’s digital audio tapes)
These men essentially created modern podcasting
And Howard Stern
Radio is just a podcast you cant see
Karl’s whimper at 47:26 is heartbreaking
Don't stop me now, we're avin a good time n that
"Galileo, don't talk to me about science, please make me (a) television."
Amazing.
Jack Bradley if rainman wrote hikuo's
Haiku
Worst one ever!
"Maaaaaaaaaaaarrrrsssss barbarbar"
Who in the hell would give this a thumbs down? This is the radio show/podcast they’re playing in heaven
9:37 Old Man Mars Bar
14:31 Auntie Had Wind
22:37 Horse House
28:58 Elephant Man
37:00 Telephone Box
48:07 Chinese Look Older
55:44 Galileo
1:03:22 Marrow
Add this to the description or something, not sure if I got all of them
Kriiispy cheeky freak in between elephant man and telephone box
39:49
31:38
Better to have timestamps in comments since you can't click then from the description
Chinese look older the best one.
lmao I absolutely love how vindicated Karl is for playing the mars bar bar bar songs of phrase that got so much hate for how he changed it up and made it 6 words hahahha Ricky absolutely loved it in the end and ate his words lol
22:42 "what. In, God's name, was THAT?"
48:08 Ricky’s wheeze half-way through as he realises what its about will never, ever not make me laugh 😂
Serotonin in its purest form.
Been listening to these podcasts for 12 years consistently and I still cry from laughing every time I hear these jingles
I heard many of these as they first went out and have listened to them again and again. Still brilliant!
@@UA-camMrP You’re lucky to have experienced it at the time. I wasn’t even born when they started, and now I’m 20. Only discovered these about 3/4 years ago, but I’m so glad I did. Makes for great banter between a sister and her brother! We’re both big fans.
Over here in america. I just discovered these maybe two to three years ago Ricky is Big over here but karl is not and it's genuinely the funniest thing I've ever heard of my life I used to think that some of the prank calls on the Howard Stern Show were genuinely the funniest but Carl thompson. And I know everybody's been asking about them getting back together I think it's a bad idea personally I just don't think that it would work mainly because karl probably a little more worldly and not as naive
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEESE
The HZA Karl invented the dubstop drop, some one should make that chiiiiinnnnneeessseeee the hook for his eat a knob at night song
Look
*oldeeeer*
k i d
Ricky can never mention Jools Holland without mentioning that boogie-woogie piano.
10:10 Ricky's squeaked laugh kills me every time.
54:10 is the clip I've been looking for for days now. The way Ricky imitates Karl is the best but this one in particular is my favorite...
Pigeon shit innit
karl at 12:58 not being able to keep up with the phrase and saying "hang on a minute" 🤣🤣🤣
41:20 Ricky's Reaction absolutely kills me every time.
Followed by 41:33, “FOOOH”
Nothing better to brighten up a shitty day then Karl's moaning, and Ricky stirring shit up between him en Stephen. Even after ten years it's still the best medicine. Thanks
I think Ricky broke at 24:12
And you will never see an old man eat a MAAAARRSS BAR BAR 😂😂😂
couldn't get twix innit
I saw an old man holding a Twix im ashamed to say i followed him to his car from a distance. He didnt eat it, he took it home. But we never saw his wife...
BAR BAR BAR !
Should have used The Undertones song I Need A Mars Bar..
tell me why tell me why do they play the game of swing bawwwwwww *trumpet noise* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
"Uh, Galileo ... uh, ss ... well it goes like this dunnit?"
This was their best bit
It's brilliant, and mental, and yet I think Do we need 'em is my favorite! XD
CHIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIINESE
Kiiiiihd...
look... older!
"ma-neighbor-had-ahorse-in-a house" it's so shit it's good! :P
Scottland Rocks, so he basically got all the Rockbusters answers from the back of that album...
we take songs, chop'em up n that
"A House"...just realised, House of the Rising Sun, great song!
"In was Lisa Stansfield..."
"Oh pathetic. Pathetic. Did anyone get that?"
41:21 - Ricky's fucking reaction had me in tears. Hahaha.
Fuuhhf!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!
Fact, so.
I used to watch this when I was about 16, I'm now on 25 and it STILL makes me piss myself laughing!
The elephant Man one is my favourite.
Haha I started listening to these when I was 21 and travelling New Zealand in 2009. Here am at 34 and still in tears!
Love when Karl tries to back up his point about Chinese people by claiming that the guy out of Karate Kid was only 35 when he was in that film!
Bored Now plus that guy was Japanese and in his fifties haha
Trust Karl to even get his natuality wrong!
Nationality, you mean
He was 52
Miku_Miku_Harumi Well they do all look the same! x
I use this to get me back to sleep at night. My boy still often wakes in the night for me to give him milk and a cuddle so if i have to i stick my earphones in and he doesnt know. Until i suddenly give a laugh and i have proper made him jump before
Songs of phrase has to be my favourite part of the XFM shows.
22:37 that was absolute nonsense 😂😂😂
I love Karl’s little “ye?” after he played it a second time, as if it was any clearer 🤣🤣🤣
This was easily my favourite feature 😂
“Just name the artists that’s all we want, just the artists”
I use Chinese Look Older bit to have a good cry when I really need it. Never fails.
22:43
"What...in...God's name...was that?"
The Chinese, great people, the women, really good looking....
As younger people 😂
"OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI.." ..was Ricky on drugs on this episode? 😂😂😂
Daisy Chambers yes ... Cocain
LMAO! Either that or he'd just eaten an overdose of cheese..
Daisy Chambers honestly it's probably both
XD! Quite possibly! An overdose on cheddar.
Yes !!!
jim croce did sing old man river! :D
Ewoppy but a good time man like him ain't got no bidness singing the blues... or about how his aunty had wind for fiaaaayyyvvveeeeminutess
So did Paul Robeson, so Ricky wasn't wrong either.
Everybody's raving about Galileo
No they're not
pilkington's editing skills are legendary, i'll bet he thought he'd go on to do more of this for a living rather than those pointless travel shows
WTF? An idiot abroad was brilliant you chump! Also, he hasn't done anything of the sort for several years, that's if you include both series of the moaning of life.
I don't think he enjoyed this either, he always said he likes to feel like he's doing something for the world but these are pointless
@Tomversal it's very good entertainment
The Galileo one is appalling, he never even said that! Lmao
I think he dropped a hint for it, in literally one link in the previous week’s show. Evidence that he, and he alone, at least did a little bit of planning for that SHAMBLES of a show! Steve brought in a copy of The Sun, and Ricky brought whatever records he might remember. Absolute brilliance. 😅
This is GOLD...... :-)
Ricky's reaction at 41:35!
He’s just the funniest, most interesting human being to ever grace the earth.
Dont talk to me about ⚡SCIENCE⚡
You would never get the chance to make a show like this today. And it's "only" 12 years ago. And that's so sad !!
stay safe all
I think most of this stuff is from 2002-2003, so more like 17 years ago.
“The numbers went out of sync in your own brain”. LOL
“Me neighbour had horse in house” lol
To be fair, I've never seen an old man eating a twix (or mars bar)!
is your second name anderson ?
fistingendakenny regretfully not. I'm not the legendary dickers Anderson.
Used to work in a pub where two old guys took it it turn to bring in mars bars for each other for their brunch. The more you know.
@@davidtheodore9991 mind blown.
@@davidtheodore9991 Not buying it...
The horse in the house songs of phrase is impossible. I only got House Of The Rising Sun
I react from the year 2030. Cheapest chimps is the biggest gameshow in the galaxy.
The best dance album in the world ever which is ideal perhaps if you're having a barbecue and you have lots of 8 year old children coming
"Karl, you've gone mental"
"Alright" 😂
This video fixed my depressed mindset
I stand by that this was a cool idea for a quiz. Badly executed, but still a good concept!
Song, artist, song, artist, song
everyone's ravin about Galileo
Ricky was right about old man river, surprise surprise 😂
“Everyone’s raving about Galileo”
Her man her mits !
SkyBlue 1988 that is genius Karl! THAT IS GENIUS!!
I would love an entire album by wee hooty mctoo. what the hell, throw in his jamboree as well
Songs of phrase was like proto-ytp sentence mixing.
shut the fuck up zoomer
I'm still puzzled why Steve insisted naming the artist is easier than naming the song. I feel like it's so much easier to name the song.
Cause he's jealous that Ricky likes Carl and so constantly tries to bully him.
13:17 Jim Croce did sing Ol' Man River
So did Paul Robeson, so Ricky was also correct.
I know youre just 16 but looking all of 21 that's BECAUSE the Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinneeeeeeeeeeeeesssee loo-ook OLDER.
might be the funniest thing ever.
a Mars BAR BAR BAR
21:49. So the question is, is it hereditary?
Would you buy a car with a duff engine?
SAVAGE
I saw an old man carrying a Twix i admit i followed him to his car where he took it home maybe to have with a cup of T. Or to give to his grandkids. Ill never know.
24:08 46:34 53:54 56:04
a maaaaaaaaaaaars BARBARBAR! lol
This is my game show ere. Bob Holness didnt say, blockbusters was good but I didnt eat grapes! Heres the clips heres the clips lol
“We’ve changed the chocolate” 😂
"There's this haaary Chiiineeeese kid!"
Who sings the song with ‘kid’ in it?
@@TrystanDavies2911 Deacon Blue
Definitely not said in China
"It's the most convoluted, ridiculous, RACIST piece of material ever to be heard on radio" "play it again "
Bah Bah Bah. 🤣♥️
Bah bah bah
Jim Croce did sing Ol' Man River
I'm sure he got the elephant man right
me neighbour 'ad 'orse in 'ouse
Anybody know where to find the clips of the contest Karl played sound effects, not lyrics, and then the sound effects where the clue for a song? I remember one was Born Slippy? Lol
Jonathan Linderer I think it was part of Rockbusters - there were only two done that way from what I remember, the other was Smack My Bitch Up
jesslovesrammstein Lol yes, thank you
That really was a shit feature, although not as bad as cheap as chimps!
The elephant MAaaaaaaan!
Barbarbar hahaha hahaha
What is the marrow one?
My girlfriend had a problem with her marrow.
I agree with Ricky. There are people starving in the world, you can’t let Karl get away with such rubbish preparation
Apart from the fact that Ricky put no preparation into the show at all and would turn up hungover!
48:40
I always thought they never should have explained what the phrase was supposed to be before the first play of it.