My Girlfriend Is Blue-Balling Me!

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  • Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
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  • @ladislau2635
    @ladislau2635 4 роки тому +732

    Lmao this guy has a girlfriend but gets the same amount of action if he was just hanging out with the homies

    • @bigd3721
      @bigd3721 4 роки тому +53

      Time to get another one or start the PlayStation

    • @pastoryoda2789
      @pastoryoda2789 4 роки тому +1

      Fresh Prince Of Uganda lmao

    • @eddieprieto1842
      @eddieprieto1842 4 роки тому

      lmaooo this comment needs more likes

    • @carltonhenry7671
      @carltonhenry7671 4 роки тому +3

      I’m going throw that right now fellas pray for me lmfaooooo

    • @markymark535
      @markymark535 4 роки тому +1

      @@carltonhenry7671 trust me bro. I feel ya...dm me on my ig 94marky so u can vent if u need to

  • @pointlesscomment6158
    @pointlesscomment6158 4 роки тому +824

    A relationship without physical affection is a friendship

    • @lanthonyperdum6430
      @lanthonyperdum6430 4 роки тому +40

      True words spoken !!!

    • @ブラクマト
      @ブラクマト 4 роки тому +4

      Hai☯️🇯🇵

    • @BlkOut305
      @BlkOut305 4 роки тому +20

      What if your religious? No premarital sex.

    • @spirit1803
      @spirit1803 4 роки тому +63

      @@BlkOut305 If she religious im gone 🏃‍♂️

    • @pointlesscomment6158
      @pointlesscomment6158 4 роки тому +16

      @@BlkOut305 if shes religious its gonna get in the way in the long run, believe me its not worth it😂😂

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman 4 роки тому +350

    Judging by the thumbnail, this about to be classic 60% roasting, 30% Kevin interrupting, and 10% unlicensed professional advise YEEEEAH

  • @CalvinJamesJr
    @CalvinJamesJr 4 роки тому +568

    That ain’t yo girlfriend bro. That’s yo roommate

    • @MegamanTheSecond
      @MegamanTheSecond 4 роки тому +43

      Fax lots of girls only date guys for food and housing while they fuck guys they actually like on the side

    • @Muy_chingon
      @Muy_chingon 4 роки тому

      Bruh You watch Ams and Mindful attraction

    • @CalvinJamesJr
      @CalvinJamesJr 4 роки тому +3

      Mr.Sleepwalk AMS is the guy I mainly watch to be honest. I have a debate with a chick who hates him on my Instagram IGTV. @authenticmentalgrowth

    • @Muy_chingon
      @Muy_chingon 4 роки тому

      @@CalvinJamesJr nice promotion lol I guess I'll check it out

    • @CalvinJamesJr
      @CalvinJamesJr 4 роки тому +1

      Mr.Sleepwalk Shameless lol

  • @doggindr1
    @doggindr1 4 роки тому +255

    The conversation shouls go something like:
    Hey babe, I am at a point in my life where I want sex to be a big part of our relationship. I think that your goals in our relationship are not the same as mine and I don't want to pressure you into doing something that you are unconfortable doing. So I think it would be best if we stop seeing each other so that we can both find people who have more similar relationship goals. What do you think?

    • @FnVir
      @FnVir 4 роки тому +41

      👏🏿 spot on

    • @syrussmith6757
      @syrussmith6757 4 роки тому +43

      You've got a talent bro.

    • @justinr1513
      @justinr1513 4 роки тому +71

      Girlfriend:
      *grabs knife

    • @KaozVirtus
      @KaozVirtus 4 роки тому +2

      nailed it!

    • @MustardSkaven
      @MustardSkaven 4 роки тому +12

      Yo, can I hire you when I need to break up with my girl?

  • @MattCavazos
    @MattCavazos 4 роки тому +107

    The girlfriend is busy with someone else. Pursue the bored mom.

  • @OfficialMrGrinch
    @OfficialMrGrinch 3 роки тому +42

    “I needa show this girl how pathetic she is” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ricque2331
    @ricque2331 4 роки тому +113

    That ain't your girl, it's just your turn

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz 4 роки тому +75

      She ain't even letting him have his turn lol

    • @AlmightyKing143
      @AlmightyKing143 4 роки тому +18

      @@MrREAPERsz 😂😂 she cuttin

    • @solinho418
      @solinho418 4 роки тому +16

      He ain’t even getting a turn

    • @tormentorchick1755
      @tormentorchick1755 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrREAPERsz She know he ain't shit.

  • @OfficialMNIB
    @OfficialMNIB 4 роки тому +73

    - Dassa' red flag!

  • @articuno8565
    @articuno8565 4 роки тому +74

    She ain't yo girl.
    She belongs to the streets

    • @TreyGoose
      @TreyGoose 4 роки тому +17

      The streets don't even want her😂😂😂she ain't even fuckin💀

    • @youtubechannel8276
      @youtubechannel8276 3 роки тому

      Oh she will be fkn someone or probs multiple others.

  • @slenwood
    @slenwood 4 роки тому +44

    I could barely type my comment with this damn red flag in the way. 🤣

  • @mastereppsreturns6586
    @mastereppsreturns6586 4 роки тому +111

    Man Quarantine has ended ALOT of relationships due to lack of couples seeing one another. People are breaking up all over my social media.

    • @nevosrestos394
      @nevosrestos394 4 роки тому +4

      MASTER EPPS!! YEEEAAAHHH!! LOYAL SUB IN THIS BITCH. 😆

    • @agro9999
      @agro9999 4 роки тому +10

      Fuck your socials

    • @blakelip3
      @blakelip3 4 роки тому

      Not suprised

    • @Jayynoz.
      @Jayynoz. 4 роки тому +1

      me n my ol girlll 🥴

    • @KaozVirtus
      @KaozVirtus 4 роки тому

      MASTER EPPPSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @DrViny
    @DrViny 4 роки тому +28

    2:16 *That’s some Twin connection right there !*
    YEEEAH

    • @KidsAwful
      @KidsAwful 4 роки тому +2

      xxx on a kill streak uh

  • @The_Backman
    @The_Backman 4 роки тому +99

    That ain't brodie's gf. That's his female best friend.

  • @vincentguzman1992
    @vincentguzman1992 4 роки тому +20

    They got sum truck driver action going.

  • @teamsolidgaming629
    @teamsolidgaming629 4 роки тому +44

    She is playing mind games all women do it.

    • @kiwibird8441
      @kiwibird8441 4 роки тому +13

      Exactly what I said, once they take the power it's hard to get it back

    • @kj4920
      @kj4920 4 роки тому +3

      No some women are asexual

    • @kiwibird8441
      @kiwibird8441 4 роки тому +7

      @@kj4920 still play mind games

    • @miaranee
      @miaranee 4 роки тому

      Nah not all the females play the mind games.

  • @BlackKen302
    @BlackKen302 4 роки тому +81

    Nobody:
    Promo code: ChineseVirus

    • @RaffiJoonya
      @RaffiJoonya 4 роки тому

      lmao right

    • @NACHTY1
      @NACHTY1 4 роки тому +2

      I don't think you get it tho fam....
      The call it Chinese because it come from China!

  • @josephe5061
    @josephe5061 4 роки тому +27

    Hey if mama hears us that’s her fault for listening

  • @Ravenex2
    @Ravenex2 4 роки тому +11

    Lol if a woman said that to me we wouldn't be talking at all. I can't share a home with someone that I can't share my body/soul/mind with.

  • @amyatkins3643
    @amyatkins3643 4 роки тому +23

    The truth is "She's just not into the dude". When u r attracted to your man you can't keep your hands off each other!

  • @Ferb720
    @Ferb720 4 роки тому +10

    Chick blue ball me, Ima pull a chess move and slide on over to someone else.

  • @Danzroo
    @Danzroo 4 роки тому +6

    "GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE" 🤣Ha Yeap tell her again

  • @serenityruby4248
    @serenityruby4248 3 роки тому +6

    I’ll never get tired of watching your vids lmao. So funny.

  • @Ryan_Archmjr242
    @Ryan_Archmjr242 4 роки тому +21

    She don’t respect u cub

  • @CHUMCHUMFANBOY
    @CHUMCHUMFANBOY 4 роки тому +6

    You've got to be kidding me with that promo code lmao

  • @DailyMoney925
    @DailyMoney925 4 роки тому +4

    5:55 Keith got some of that Undertaker action goinn ... YEEEAAAAHH

  • @TheAuthenticIsOutThere
    @TheAuthenticIsOutThere 4 роки тому +47

    About to get the "let's just be friends" action and she is waiting for the perfect time to pull it?
    🎯Friend zoned and don't know it perhaps.🤔
    I could be wrong, but he may be the only one that's really in that relationship.
    Both people should be on the same page. She isn't even in the same book!

    • @kj4920
      @kj4920 4 роки тому +2

      Well if he was friendzoned she wouldn't let him fuck to begin with. She said she didn't like having sex. That indicates they've done it before. In fact if he was in the friendzone he never would've gotten a first date

    • @TheAuthenticIsOutThere
      @TheAuthenticIsOutThere 4 роки тому

      I said "about" to be friendzoned.

    • @TheAuthenticIsOutThere
      @TheAuthenticIsOutThere 4 роки тому +3

      Perhaps she no longer wants to have sex because she does not like sex with him.
      Friend zone.

    • @jorjaymiller5525
      @jorjaymiller5525 4 роки тому

      @@TheAuthenticIsOutThere I was looking for this kind of comment. If your game ain't giving me life I'm not interested anymore. He should think about if he hitting it right.

  • @blackl1steddrums
    @blackl1steddrums 4 роки тому +1

    Its all about that HEADBOARD ACTION

  • @TheLyonCrest
    @TheLyonCrest 4 роки тому +11

    You two looking good mayun, looking REAL GOOD!

  • @Cameron-ez2nv
    @Cameron-ez2nv 4 роки тому +13

    Das real good man, das real good

  • @ccgb92
    @ccgb92 4 роки тому +3

    MT. SAINT KEVIN EXPLODE LMAOO

  • @SINCERELYXHER
    @SINCERELYXHER 3 роки тому +4

    Lmfao Kevin is a ass! 😭 he literally said get the hell out my house😭😭😂😂🤣🤣

  • @victorhugo2567
    @victorhugo2567 4 роки тому +4

    That's some real advice right there, for free. Wish I had watched this video 5 years ago. Hope this kid pays attention to them.

  • @alan30189
    @alan30189 4 роки тому +4

    You guys should live in “Gainesville,” GA! 😂🤣
    7:26 Keith: You’re going to have a brain aneurysm doing that, someday. 😳☠️💀

  • @Axaxri-
    @Axaxri- 4 роки тому +9

    Funniest dudes ever

  • @oppermanfitness
    @oppermanfitness 4 роки тому +2

    A relationship without affection isn’t a relationship it’s a friendship. Shit doesn’t even make sense. Cuts your losses and move the fuck on. Yeahhhhhhhhhh

  • @Azntim9
    @Azntim9 4 роки тому +4

    Im tired of this email too

  • @ember-evergarden
    @ember-evergarden 4 роки тому +4

    "See that Mount St. Kevin explode" LMFAOAo

  • @tajwhitsey9089
    @tajwhitsey9089 4 роки тому +13

    Im 19 my girlfriend doing the same shit boyyyyy its so irritating

    • @Slattk1d
      @Slattk1d 4 роки тому +9

      My lady a Virgin🙄 be teasing tf out a nigga but wont do anything like 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @themarvellord6474
      @themarvellord6474 4 роки тому +11

      @@Slattk1d drop her

    • @tajwhitsey9089
      @tajwhitsey9089 4 роки тому

      Brandyn Lewis ion know how long yall been together but that shit gon get old boy might as well tell her yall might not work unless you think it’s worth the wait

    • @tajwhitsey9089
      @tajwhitsey9089 4 роки тому

      The Marvel Lord im thinking the same thing unless she’s worth the wait

    • @agro9999
      @agro9999 4 роки тому +14

      You gotta drop her, right now she gets off with your attention. Take that away from her and she will come back to your demands... especially if you drop her and get with another chick to make her jealous

  • @rogerranger9385
    @rogerranger9385 4 роки тому +4

    Its like ive told my wife for years, your door will always be the 1st one I knock on, if you dont want to come out and play im going elsewhere.

    • @tormentorchick1755
      @tormentorchick1755 4 роки тому +2

      She's still with you after saying something like that?

  • @JayB23x
    @JayB23x 4 роки тому +6

    She’s never gonna be able to keep a man.

  • @XxThePh4ntomxX
    @XxThePh4ntomxX 4 роки тому +2

    Booger damn near coming out when the dude was like "before you go" LOL

  • @ccgwatson
    @ccgwatson 4 роки тому +10

    I’m only buying ballsdeep formula. Cuz Am Cuttin’ Yeeeeeeeeah!!!

  • @seanwalker4091
    @seanwalker4091 4 роки тому +8

    The code LMAO

  • @aarenfourever
    @aarenfourever 4 роки тому +1

    LOL!!!
    y'all "n-words" crazy!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😂😂😂

  • @zotthefirstjs
    @zotthefirstjs 4 роки тому +1

    All that floor shaking action

  • @bruhmane1944
    @bruhmane1944 4 роки тому +6

    6:12
    All kindz of booger action
    All kindz

  • @kkv6124
    @kkv6124 4 роки тому

    He better go ahead and keep it moving.

  • @CringeBasedDuality
    @CringeBasedDuality 4 роки тому +6

    How old is she? 60? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamescourtneycloud2283
    @jamescourtneycloud2283 3 роки тому

    All that clappin!!!!

  • @163082rock
    @163082rock 4 роки тому +7

    If she’s 20 and not into you just imagine if y’all stayed together for 10 years😂

  • @kenyaaki6060
    @kenyaaki6060 4 роки тому +1

    😂yall are hilarious I couldn't even get mad to much

  • @hunnibeeasmr9324
    @hunnibeeasmr9324 4 роки тому +4

    Wait a damn minute-💀

  • @bigol7169
    @bigol7169 4 роки тому +3

    ‘2020 can’t get any worse’
    Scientists in June:
    ‘MOUNT KEVIN FIT TO EXPLODE!!’

  • @r1berto1
    @r1berto1 4 роки тому +1

    I think I busted a gut laughing!
    How can I give more than ONE like?

  • @pandapower552
    @pandapower552 4 роки тому +4

    I been known to "blue peach" the ladies, at time or two. By accident, I was very naive then. 😳😳😳

    • @TheNateWalking
      @TheNateWalking 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah that’s the worst once you realize it 😂

  • @michaelvillen1
    @michaelvillen1 4 роки тому +1

    Keith with all that booger action @6:15 😂😂😂

  • @2010narutovssasuke
    @2010narutovssasuke 4 роки тому +1

    6:10 Keith got all kinds of nose gold action going

  • @K_D_A
    @K_D_A 4 роки тому +2

    Look at the beard action yeeeeeaaaaauuuhhh

  • @shadow9961000
    @shadow9961000 4 роки тому +2

    All kind of beard action, All kinds. Looks clean tho.

  • @BryanSaladinmusic
    @BryanSaladinmusic 4 роки тому +1

    4:07 had me cryingggggg

  • @dwayneh372
    @dwayneh372 4 роки тому +3

    You guys are hilarious 😂

  • @AkRoseCoupleschannel
    @AkRoseCoupleschannel 4 роки тому

    Mt saint kevin mcsplode YOOO I LOST IT

  • @redone363
    @redone363 4 роки тому +5

    Damn watching this video made me feel bad because I'm currently going through the same dilemma and I'm guessing gonna have to go through with what the twins were saying

    • @Blackjesus327
      @Blackjesus327 Рік тому

      Bro females want it just as bad as guys. If she’s doing that then she’s probably cheating on you. Leave her. Fast not slow.

    • @robcaveman2908
      @robcaveman2908 Рік тому

      Learn how to please her sexually and watch how all of a sudden she loves sex..

  • @cherrysmukbang8930
    @cherrysmukbang8930 4 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂 the title says it already

  • @2Cool4Ryan
    @2Cool4Ryan 4 роки тому

    ALL KINDS OF ACTIONS... ALL KINDSSSSS

  • @josephdamron4539
    @josephdamron4539 4 роки тому +1

    People obviously don't understand what sexual abuse is. Sometimes people will refrain from having intimate relations because it'll trigger moments in life when said abuse happened and then they're probable to breakdowns. Sometimes instead of just assuming the relationship is one sided or that she isn't into him or she's using him, he needs to ask more questions and try to figure it out. Because if that is the reason, he needs to work with her and reassure said girl that she can't be hurt anymore and help get her over those obstacles. I've been with a few girls that were like that, thought the same thing until I found out. Just get to the root of the problem instead of possibly ruining a relationship with someone that could potentially be the one for you at a young age. She's broken and needs her man to fix her, not replace her. It's called being a man for a reason. Giving up is a last resort to us. Dudes in here thinking sex is the most important doesn't even know what being a man is about. Same goes for the females, your girls not women. There is a difference.

    • @josephdamron4539
      @josephdamron4539 4 роки тому

      @Zoozooshi Crazy that's not true, some people need guidance and help along the way. Some things can't be done by yourself because your mental state won't allow it.

  • @jdbrealgaming
    @jdbrealgaming 4 роки тому

    Lmao at, she is better as a friend my guy, keep her as a best friend and find you a freak to be with as another part 😂

  • @JLM_79
    @JLM_79 4 роки тому +1

    You guys should do follow ups on these vids. Wondering if all the people you give advice too, actually listened.

  • @ArmandoDy
    @ArmandoDy 4 роки тому +1

    Hey Twins Keith and Kevin, you guys are makin sum Bryan Pumper gainz. Them beards makin y'all look like Bryan Pumper. 👍🤠 Nice look.

  • @eshdhhdhd4251
    @eshdhhdhd4251 4 роки тому

    Mt. Saint Kevin lmfao🤣🤣

  • @mimimcarthur8164
    @mimimcarthur8164 4 роки тому +5

    I'm waiting for yall to get on my email lol

  • @ivansmith5876
    @ivansmith5876 4 роки тому +2

    Very good advice from these guys a lot of people would do the same thing.🤦‍♂️

  • @maatonne
    @maatonne 4 роки тому +3

    Tell her you don´t like to spend money on her and see what happens.

  • @sharonharipal3726
    @sharonharipal3726 3 роки тому

    KEITH HAS SOME BOOGER ACTION GOING ON THERE!!!

  • @THERIPPER216
    @THERIPPER216 4 роки тому

    I knew right away they were about to roast this guy 😂😂

  • @ItsBishop
    @ItsBishop 4 роки тому

    I swear y'all ain't right! 😂😂😂

  • @christiancardenas7694
    @christiancardenas7694 3 роки тому

    All that spring action lmaoo

  • @AllenHarrison
    @AllenHarrison 4 роки тому

    "Mt. Saint Kevin Exploding" hahaha

  • @nazghoul6664
    @nazghoul6664 4 роки тому

    If she ain't putting out then put Her out! 😆😅🤣😂

  • @Cybersnake-he4zr
    @Cybersnake-he4zr 4 роки тому +2

    Welcome to the party pal

  • @robcollins1501
    @robcollins1501 4 роки тому

    LMAO, that discount code had me in tears!

  • @PECOSO0
    @PECOSO0 4 роки тому

    Not giving up the Tang is time to be replaced

  • @jordan4541
    @jordan4541 4 роки тому

    Mount Saint Kevin😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️

  • @wickedg2722
    @wickedg2722 4 роки тому +1

    This man Keith hilarious

  • @champalerivera5323
    @champalerivera5323 4 роки тому +5

    6:12 oh no 😂

  • @daveammons4615
    @daveammons4615 4 роки тому

    Beard Game Cleannnnnn Yeaaaaaaaa... got some clean beard action going. Nice clean face action 😂

  • @Elusive03
    @Elusive03 3 роки тому

    You cant tell me they don’t smoke weed u can jus tell🤣

  • @matheusvonduarte
    @matheusvonduarte 4 роки тому +3

    Mayne Kevin ain't the same mayne

  • @redman0324
    @redman0324 4 роки тому

    Get that good "old fashion" like on south park lmao.

  • @Daquan0394
    @Daquan0394 4 роки тому +6

    Brooooo I dated a girl like this at the start of the year, she act like she was freak, then 2/3 weeks into dating she got lazy and initiated NOTHING😴😤I got so bored n mad I just cut my losses, only sad thing is was that her body was fire 🙄

  • @Thatinsuranceguy
    @Thatinsuranceguy 4 роки тому +1

    I had this before in college. Its not because she doesnt like sex. Its because she doesnt like sex with him. The girl i dated at the time pulled this on me for a whole year. When we broke up she was banging the new guy all the time.

  • @MrWeAllAreOne
    @MrWeAllAreOne 4 роки тому

    Both twins are funny but Kevin makes me laugh just a tad more. The chemistry between them is awesome. Been a fan for years.

  • @MJWill1
    @MJWill1 4 роки тому +3

    Repawations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @nikkienova129
    @nikkienova129 Рік тому

    LOVE YOU GUY'S....THE OTHER VIEDO WHEN YOU CALLED HER A OUTBREAK MOKEY...I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD...NEVER HEARD THAT ONE....💗NIKKIE NOVELLINO...

  • @joshyboy7268
    @joshyboy7268 4 роки тому

    Swivel action lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹

  • @bosshogg_210
    @bosshogg_210 4 роки тому

    All that macaroni slop’n action.....that Kraft snatch n cheese

  • @sharonmccomb5891
    @sharonmccomb5891 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'm in kinks lol

  • @helenamspriceless5506
    @helenamspriceless5506 4 роки тому

    I can't wait till they can go back on tour I saw them in Atlanta a couple years ago best comedy show ever! And I visit comedy clubs in Vegas several times a year.. They are the Best! I got a good an workout laughing at this show! Please update us when your back in action on the big stage!

  • @jbulman2219
    @jbulman2219 4 роки тому

    2:50 that shit priceless 😂