Can't Find A Girlfriend @hodgetwins
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- Опубліковано 8 лис 2024
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Keith and Kevin Hodge, aka the Hodgetwins, are famously known for their comedic commentary, regarding politics, fitness tips, and relationship advice across their several UA-cam channels!
“you can’t be respecting these women” - Kevin Hodge 2018
Don’t seek female validation
Captain Masterpiecex20 say this again sir!!!
💯
Captain Masterpiecex20 I like Thaaaaat! Say it again!
Alpha Male Strategies
preach!
Whenever I see the title I’m like “yep this is for me😴”
I just watch cuz this sh*t funny
Kevin trying to make this dude catch a case 😂😂😂😂
Jasmine Jackson yh he acting like a creep
😂😂😂
Jasmine Jackson lmaooo
@@TaiAkinz they're comedians chill out
I ain’t got a girlfriend cuz I’m cuttin’
Nufi yea it keeps my them pockets bulkin
On a Creampie Fast..
I dont got a girlfriend but i get alot of pussy because im raping
@@jeffreybratton6186 L
@@jeffreybratton6186 Yes FBI, this man right here
It’s ok to be single but first you must love yourself before loving someone else
Savage Jazz, I love myself too much sometimes...... 🤨
We need more Gs like you
Being lonely has its perks
Savage Jazz I hate myself
My life
Everything about me
Honestly I think I'm pretty worthless so why would I get someone so that aint even a priority
Savage Jazz He just tryna find a woman not get married
I don’t want a relationship, but I still want a girl that can do all she can just to show me I’m special bc *IM CUTTIN’* _yeaaaaah_
Piccolo's Garments, Goku will cut your green ass in half!
SIMPLEEEEEEE
When tf are you getting a god form?!
Sakuragi10 fax, weak ass bitch
Say goodbye
Secret to find is stop searching
Word. Just focus on yourself & the right woman will come to you when you least expect it.
Drifting off
Yeah. They usually come to us like "Hey, do you know where I can find (insert object/place)?" As if the average human looks at casual conversation as a first move approach
Don’t count on waiting for a girl either
This dude need to search it’s been too looong
Put yourself in situations to meet girls but don’t chase heavy
He too busy strokin tip
bustin nuts on himself
who ain't strokin tip
@@eddielacrosse2 ppl who got some pussy at the house
“Gimme yo number, you fine...” I will try this.
Update?
@@ianm8218 Gotta do the Keith Hodge dodge after tho
I would get arrested for saying that to a women.
@@shaynecox9191 he’s in a relationship and his girlfriend won’t let him on UA-cam
Shoot your shot bro, you miss all the shots you don't take
Just broke up with my girl cuz I’m cuttin !
Vick_ 909, I cut my girl cuz I’m Cuttin’!
Don't joke about domestic abuse bro, its not funny in any situation.
Cannibalism isn't funny either bro. Wtf is wrong with you... you have no sense of humor.
Alex Nute I like my violence like I like my beer, domestic
Mr.Munchies hahahahahaha
“I don’t even think you’re trying to get any drink” 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I’m feeling down or anything I can always come to your channel and laugh my ass off. You guys are great
You can't find her cuz she is invisible af !!!
EronBytyqi John Cena's Sister?
They still dont get ads even when they don't cuss 😂
good pimp m.A.A.d butterfly this self censorship ain’t working out for them
Fuck it
good pimp m.A.A.d butterfly They might as well start cussing back again.
Shaleen Dalal yeah its weird too because a lot of big youtubers cuss and still get monetized. They just unlucky as fuck
good pimp m.A.A.d butterfly those youtube fucks won't monetize 2 black dudes talkin bout bustin nuts every video lmao
"My hands come out after a few hours" most relatable thing I've heard
Keith: "What did Albert Einstein say the definition of crazy was?".
Kevin: "I don't know".
This killed me 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Dude, confidence is key! Lol I’m still workin on mine. Nothin wrong with being single tho
Depression Talks With Immanuel Your handsome...Our American culture teaches us to be insecure because perfection is everything. But God allow us to have flaws and that is what makes us unique.
Thank you Jane:] And you're right.
Depression Talks With Immanuel being single isn't bad. I buy anything I want, can go anywhere. It all depends on how independent you are. Some people cant be single.
Having a good face is key. Confidence will come as a byproduct of it.
Strong username to comment ratio.
Man, I feel like if were friends with these guys in real life i could get over anything. I wish i had friends that hyped me like this.
They would also probably land you in jail😂
Yo Kevin is hilarious 😂😂
Find success first.
The girlfriend will come on her own.
you don't want a girl that just comes along directly because of your success.. that's stupid af
ry4nx AMEN
AMEN! AMEN!
Lol keep lying to yourself. Unless you're like a super famous athlete ceo or shit women will not trow themselves at you. Also youll only get gold diggers bruh.
Johnathan Roan
Lmao...Truuuuuuu. Confusing ass specimens
i've seen this question on this channel every year for the past 6 years
Evil Old Fart
You Need Jesus !
old fart me too bitch.
I don't want a relationship but at the same time I do
I feel that, i want a girl but i love my own space
Bust nuts is what you want.
I want the support that a relationship can give but I don’t want to have the problems it can bring.
this
6:42 this breakdown by Kevin, and their combined advice in this video, really helped me a while back. I used to be, as the twins would say, “mr. F*ckin nice guy,,” way back, but then I took their advice and let some of my edge out in life and with women and now I’m fidna get married and bust all kiiiiinds because with her I was still myself, just more assertive.
Keys to being assertive:
1. Get on NoFap
2. Stop smoking weed
Your welcome men
What is nofap?
@@dashaneh665 means stop slapping your pecker around lol
You’re*
@@TheBanjoShowOfficial shut up meg
I haven't had a gf in almost 10 years. Since I was 16. I'm 24 now.
Proud of that. All by choice my boy. I'm not dependent on anyone's company.
Bussin’ nutz onyaself
Good job or live with parents?
Melanie H I keep the magazine loaded for when I do decide to settle down and get married. I keep the boys clawing at the gates for when it's time to race. I let the pressure build within the floodgates so when it's times to release the dam. I keep the tank full for when it's time to water the crops. My semen is locked away deep within the networks of tubes within my testicles. Mind yo business :) .
Jake Murphy I live with my family. My dads dead. It's my mom, my older sister and my older cousin.
No different then roommates in terms of financial responsibility/obligation but with the benefit of a tight knit family unit + comfort. I had a good job. Quit to start businesses.
Good For You 😂👏👍
Got a couple haircuts! looking clean yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!😂
I haven't said "I want some of them skins" since high school 😂
Come to South Africa Twins! You have a bunch of fans here 💪🏻
... well maybe I should go to church ;) lol
I'm absolutely dying 😂 fr tho gotta get comfortable being alone and not lonely
Followed the instructions.. just caught a case. Trials next Wednesday, who supporting me?
IG: baltimark lol crickets
JESUS.
Call Him...in my Kirk Franklin voice
It's too much dramas and too much responsibility for a girlfriend they just annoying sometimes .First u she child support to much worried and stuff but if people is trying to fit in to get girls not cool
yHCoolkid780 Hard to understand what you said, but all girls are crazy. Just find your kind of crazy. I think she's over at my UA-cam channel. Why don't you go check out some of my videos and see if you can find her. And if you can't find her, just subscribe and leave and she'll come find you later.
they goin to Gainesville, FL all kinds of gains
I’m so hype they coming to my town!
That was a clean ass intro
FuRy
And you a clean ass female.....no thirstin' though...
Leave them nuts hanging out.
FuRy nah them 2012/2013 intros I would love to have back 💯
MY HANDS COME OUT AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS. DEAD!! rotfl
this was one of the best videos they have done in a while.
I really been single all my life 🤕
and you found youtube to say it . Bro how pathetic are you?!
STEP ON YOUR GAME BRO
BE HIM THAT YOU WISHED YOU WERE
PUT THAT WORK MAN. I USED TO BE SCRAWNY AND THIN AND UNHEALTHY AND WEAK AND ALL THAT SHIT
TILL AT 10-11 THAT WOMEN STARTED TO LOOK REALLY APPEALING TO ME SO I DECIDED TO MEET THE OTHER SEX BUT GOT REJECTED
I STARTED LIFTING I STARTED TALKING TO STRANGERS ALL MY FREE TIME I WOULD SPEND IT WITH PEOPLE I WAS EATING LIKE AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE AND SLEPT EARLY
AFTER LIKE 4-8 MONTHS 1ST SIGNS APPEARED OF WOMAN ACCEPTANCE BUT FIRST OF ALL I ACCEPTED MY SELF MORE. I WAS GETTIN DISCIPLINED AND GOT ALL MUSCLES BECAUSE I WAS WORKING OUT WHEN I GET UP AND THEN TAKE MY REGULAR EVERYDAY WORKOUT ROUTINE.BASICALLY TO CUT THE STORY SHORT I DID MY VERY BEST AND I GOT MASSIVE PUSSY MASSIVE GAINS (STILL GETTING GAINZ LIKE A BITCH) I WAS GETTING CONTACTS EVERYFUCKINGBODY WANTED TO FUCK WITH ME AND PRETTY MUCH I OWN THE PLACE.
YOUR NOT GETTING PUSSY BECAUSE YOU LET YOURSELF BECOME A BITCH SLOWLY AND BY THE DAY.
I WAS BORN A WEAK ASS BITCH. AND I DIDNT LIKE THAT . I WANT TO HONOR MY COUNTRY AND GOD I CANT BE WEAK
WEAKNESS I EAT FOR BREAKFAST WEAKNESS I EAT FOR LUNCH PUSSY I EAT AT NIGHT
Da Killah i appreciate the motivation tho
Liony Leftwich I'm 27 me too bro,fuck this ALL CAPS using ass nigga,you ain't week bro,bitches just too shallow these days,dont matter how good you look,how good you fuck them,the want you to have material possessions too(and in your 20s,where you still figuring shit out 😞😞😞)Btw I weigh 145 to 150,if I get attention from females its because I walk around like I'm 6 four and 245,like im always ready to kick someones ass,I had a couple guys try to Out-Alpha me,but to no avail,those the type of guys whose bitches imma be fucking in the future.
I looked for this UA-cam argument and it was at the top.
Same and I'm 22
Not Jim bob 🤣
"A sheep gets away from the Lion" -Kevin2018 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dats good form right there......
BLAKE DA GREAT yeaaaaaaaa
Gotta have a little edge man. Gotta eat that bowl of nails without any milk
LMFAO Keiths laugh always gets me
This caught my attention because I’m about to be 18 on the 30th of July going into freshmen year of college and Ive never had a girlfriend. 😅
Johnathan Roan hahah I'm praying for you!! 😂😂 Good luck in college tho!! Watch loads of videos on picking up girls or some shit 🍵☕😂😎
That's terrible but you'll see there's men who go their entire lives without a girlfriend. You still have a chance to do something about it
I haven't had a gf in yrs either but I'm not going to change my ways.
Shurm O Lol ...nice self reflection there bud. Don’t complain when you’re 40 and shitting yourself because you’re alone and don’t have a family.
Women and men are often saying the same thing but in different ways. Try to be patient and connect with someone who has your back and is worth your time
Melanie H very funny
Melanie H what did he do to you to get this reaction? And who says having a bunch of mouths to feed and a female who doesn't respect you anymore is the definition of heaven on earth? Being single isn't so bad... even in your 40s. Especially in your 40s.
Melanie H Lol your projecting your own fears onto him. I'm sure he is comfortable in his in his own company and doesn't depend on having a partner to be happy like some of you unstable women
You will lose money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money...
This guy obviously doesn't shop at walmart.😂😂😂😂
Calvin McDougle how do a women show a man that she is interested? Or should she?
I don't know, ask the hodge twins.😎
@@janedoe2299 just make eye contact
@@janedoe2299 if I get eye contact I go in for the kill
Keith Barrow thanks. Eye contact
And a smile? Or no smile?
“ Be assertive, learn from your mistakes. “
“Yeah! “
“Awwwhhh”
🤣😂
It's funny. I'm also south African and cant find a gf. Randomly clicked this video
VanderGaming did you forget that you sent the email?
Jesus Bernal not me jesus
Mike Hawk Ek is glad nie 'n kaffer nie my tjom.
Ryan Fraser why? Because I said kaffer? You dont fucking know me. I have countless black friends here who understand that our younger generations have fuckol to do with the past. We're not responsible for that fucked up shit out ANCESTORS did. People going around acting like we did it. We are fucking 90s people, how fucking hard is it to grasp. All my black friends give me the pass cus they are sick of listening to their fellow (racist) black people screwing us for no fucking reason
The fucker deleted his post cus cus he cant handle the truth. If you're not a fellow south African. Then fuckoff with your opinions
Finally a video with some actual advice, lol, love your videos keep up the good work
Go for the ones that show interest to you,too. Just don't talk to any random girl you see.
Well yes or no, I would say talk to every damn girl but only follow up on the ones that are really interested in you
first last u are the kind of guy who after he pees,he grabs a piece of toilet paper and dabs it on his lil wiener
@@joedavys7048 what's wrong with that? xd
@Andrews cool i used to be that kind of guy... at like 5
Jim Bob 😂😂😂
Buttman 😂 I love your name
Oh Your Thumbnail Is Bella Bellz.
The drink improv had me dying.Respectable video
Yeeaaa you see what i'm working with? 😂😂😂😂 keeviinn
😂😂😂😂😂 my man Kevin. His example had me rollin 😂
DIRECTOR FURR ikr.
Tidal uh dis emayo
Tokoya Fux the difference??
Kieth with the eintstien quote
I ain't had a girlfriend in 8 years.. and them nice looking gays been creep on me. How to prove to them I'm straight?
Say that you no longer have that twinkle in your eye when you see them because you cuttin'.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The bleeps at the end😂
😍
Keith always look angry lol and Kevin being the calm crazy one😂😂❤
2023 and still at the hodgetwins action 😆 🤣 😂 😆
That was some damn good advice they just gave him
I’ll get a good looking girlfriend sooner or later I’m patient 😎
Lmfao my name is Jim Bob
- Keith Hodge
I used to be single for 16 years until this year... most amazing thing is when you just wait for the right one
its over..move on
It’s my birthday man. Y’all uploaded on my birthday! I’ve been lonely before man. Glad I have some girls around after my terrible break up. It can turn around if you get bold and start talking to the right women.
VA Beach in the house!
Va Beach represent as well! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa
Church 😏
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where was this video hiding?
Tidal of Dis Emayo
ahaha
Love ur videos. Man especially... When kevin says stop sucking my 👂 😂😂
Aye giirl. I want sum dem skiins! lmao!!
when he said 'back up' I'M CRYINGGGG
You gotta be assertive though. Girls dont like soft betas.
They dont want a guy to say "hey, um i was wondering if um, it would be possible if um I could kinda uhm maybe try to get your number?"
They want a guy to be confident and say "Hey you're cute, take my number and call me when you get a chance"
Dont appease woman, dont seek approval. Have internal confidence. Dont be "nice", girls use nice guys as pawns for money, resources, etc. Dont be a ass either. Just be really confident and know you're the one in control.
LegendofVII has
Great advice, I'm a woman and you've got my vote, that would definitely work with me!!😁
I haven’t even watched the video and can already tell they roasted the fuck out of the guy because of how long the video is
That guy needs to date women older than him. I'd say about 10 years older. Also go to Poland or Ukraine, there's plenty of single girls there. Thanks for coming to Corpus Christi Keith and Kevin. Visit again soon.
Kevin gave solid advice
Bro she gives you her number because numbers aren't as important to girls as they are to dudes. Like she could feel bad for you if you've bought her a drink and struggling to have an interesting conversation for the past 20 minutes.
And sometimes they will just give it to you out of guilt or because it's easier then turning you down.
Jim Bob ain't paintin' no walls🤣😂
Belgium lost the semi final coz they cuttin'
“I don’t even think you trynna get no drinks” 😂😂
Definitely international I'm from Somalia 🇸🇴
LMAO JIM BOB
PLEASE come to South Africa
Name is Jim bob LMAO
I'm cuttin
Who with me?
Harith Bouhaddioui2425 Yeeeaaaahhhh. We making alll kiiiiiiinds of gains!! 🔥🔥
Harith Bouhaddioui2425 yup
Im about to work out in a hour
ImDaBess All KINDZZZ!!
Nah bulkin' fam
You guys are hilarious I almost died laughing my ass off that dude gonna be fuck up after watching this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"thats when depression kicks in" Yeah I really dont think Kevin knows how that works
I see ads!!! That’s good man keeping the lights on
Thats when the depression comes out!
Thats when my hands come out/hands come out after a couple hours!! Hahahahahah😂😂😂😂
Every guy is diff and every girl is diff but you will get some L's before you get a W
Ericdj yup
i like when keith is in mood
hodgetwins been keepin their videos clean coz of these lil keedz ova here.
"I don't even think you tryna get a drink!"🤣🤣my man Kevin Hodge!
👍🏽if you can relate to the tired of this emayo
Lmaaao he said jimbob 😂😂😂
Im 20 years old and I've never had a girlfriend hahahaha
Am I the only one? xd I feel kinda ashamed of myself and i've never told anyone of my virginity
You should not tell people because they will put pressure on you to do this and do that. I was a v until 25. It's a good thing. March to the beat of your own drum. You are not worried about stds either so thumbs up
Ty for your advice :)
😊
@@janedoe2299 Are you single mom ?
Lmao Ya are a fucking riot hahahah! " Can i have a moment of your time?"
Hey South African dude if your here reading comment, download tinder
i didnt think other south africans mess with these guys
Y'all coming to Gainesville, FL! It's a dream come true! Getting my tickets now!
Hodgetwins or TyroneMagnus?
Totally Not John Wick what kinda question Is that lol
Buttman What kind of profile pic is that?
Hodge Twins + Joey Diaz
Beyond insanity ...there is laughter !