My Pregnant Girlfriend @Hodgetwins

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  • Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 587

  • @ademolcay2807
    @ademolcay2807 7 років тому +200

    Dude asked for some clean advice, ended up paranoid 😂😂😂

  • @savagery7049
    @savagery7049 7 років тому +364

    Guy:can I get a job babe?
    Girl: no
    Guy: why not ?
    Girl: cause we cutting

    • @seenoahart
      @seenoahart 4 роки тому +5

      Savagery You forgot ova hea lol!

    • @1011Nando
      @1011Nando 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @shad6057
      @shad6057 3 роки тому

      😭😭😭😭

  • @Lastdon56
    @Lastdon56 7 років тому +561

    18 years, 18 years and on the 18th birthday, found out it wasn’t his.

    • @XDoobieSnacks
      @XDoobieSnacks 7 років тому +47

      Cant be a worse feeling

    • @m33ch30
      @m33ch30 7 років тому

      SHE GIMME MINE

    • @kennethsvideos3798
      @kennethsvideos3798 7 років тому +21

      Lastdon56 I ain't saying she a golddigger but she ain't messing with a broke nigga well she going to have to except it tell her you ain't made of money

    • @anthonyt425
      @anthonyt425 7 років тому +2

      Your comment combined with your profile pic got me rolling! 😂😂

    • @jojohnviz12
      @jojohnviz12 7 років тому

      Greatest song ever made

  • @antnathanael
    @antnathanael 7 років тому +466

    You guys should start doing updates with the people you all gave advice to!

  • @Yusuf1187
    @Yusuf1187 7 років тому +594

    Kevin's weird hierarchy of fast food jobs. Patties --> Fries --> Shakes --> Salads --> Drive Thru --> Cashier

    • @J_ose904
      @J_ose904 7 років тому +30

      OHP77 being cashier is like being top dog in fast food before management hahah.

    • @thechemi5083
      @thechemi5083 7 років тому +53

      lol it's hilarious because when i worked at wendys i literally did all of this as one position.

    • @ArrowToDaFackenKnee
      @ArrowToDaFackenKnee 7 років тому +6

      ALL DEM KALARIESSS FAM

    • @votewaldo9876
      @votewaldo9876 6 років тому +1

      Mgtow

    • @Numinor31
      @Numinor31 6 років тому +8

      FUCK yall laughin at. i bet yall millennials dont know what the fuck it was a reference to. it's from Coming To America.

  • @michaelrogersjr.538
    @michaelrogersjr.538 7 років тому +161

    After 5 years these guys are still funny 😂, I laugh the same as I did when they first started out 😭

    • @ja1boi
      @ja1boi 7 років тому +5

      Mike Wanted exactly then the older videos ages well I got back on a hodge a thon on them vids from2012-14 I be crying laughing even harder now then when I first watch them.

    • @Tbsav.J
      @Tbsav.J Рік тому +2

      Even after 10 Years, still just as great 😂

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv Рік тому

      They still funny now. 😂😂

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv Рік тому

      @@Tbsav.Jthey’ve been on for 14 years.

  • @easthialeah7210
    @easthialeah7210 7 років тому +125

    Classic Friday line “ the word of the day is .. J O B “ 🤣

  • @ademolcay2807
    @ademolcay2807 7 років тому +45

    Keith: luv is powful

  • @Ridwan-wz6cx
    @Ridwan-wz6cx 7 років тому +195

    Yo man despite being g rated, this was one of there funnier videos in a while tbh😂😂😂

    • @Daquan0394
      @Daquan0394 7 років тому

      Shasta for sure !!!!

    • @cavsin7980
      @cavsin7980 7 років тому

      always makes it better when the add life experiences lol

    • @bryant2456
      @bryant2456 7 років тому

      yeahhhh i fuckin love them maynn, i haven't had a laugh like this

    • @chloe-hc3lg
      @chloe-hc3lg 6 років тому

      I was rolling on the floor when they were talking about the brakes😂😂

  • @jordandotson7123
    @jordandotson7123 7 років тому +268

    I’m 21 and just got out of his situation thank God. My baby mamma was the same way but I had to shut her up and do what I had to do. Shit had to walk 10miles to get to work but glad I did cause now we got the car fixed and we living comfortably now.

    • @realIG1995
      @realIG1995 7 років тому +8

      i might be heading the same direction except we just had sex that we think might have got her prego. any tips

    • @playyuh
      @playyuh 7 років тому +50

      Emigo2Brand leave right fuckin now so she can hurry up & find someone and he creampies her & then she’ll think its his

    • @jordandotson7123
      @jordandotson7123 7 років тому +24

      Lmao don’t do that😂. Just stay calm and save up as much money as you can from now til the baby is born. And if she turns up pregnant make sure you buy plenty of baby stuff.

    • @realIG1995
      @realIG1995 7 років тому +7

      Jordan Dotson well the reason I say "might" is because the condom didnt even rip or leak all we know is when we got done there was some white oozing out of her. Which I believe is hers not mine but we'll see i got her on Plan B 26 hrs later

    • @jordandotson7123
      @jordandotson7123 7 років тому +19

      She was creaming bro lol I think you good

  • @REaikee
    @REaikee 7 років тому +37

    “I’m not laughing at you” “yeah he is! Laugh at em”😭

  • @ReyBoneCCG
    @ReyBoneCCG 7 років тому +89

    These dudes are just as funny as when they curse. People be trippin

    • @katieydiddkatieydidd7269
      @katieydiddkatieydidd7269 7 років тому

      IKR! This video had me laughing all the way through.

    • @LCbabyxO
      @LCbabyxO 6 років тому

      Rey Bone agreed. Love em no matter what

  • @DD-cb2lk
    @DD-cb2lk 7 років тому +23

    This was actually some pretty good advice twins!! I’m proud.

  • @ieatvodka6936
    @ieatvodka6936 7 років тому +134

    Job = Just over broke

    • @Lifeandstuff
      @Lifeandstuff 5 років тому

      iEatVodka 69 did you hear that from Ralph Smart? 😂

    • @777SFINN777
      @777SFINN777 4 роки тому

      Can confirm.

  • @TayFalco
    @TayFalco 7 років тому +81

    I think this is the first censored HodgeTwins video i really enjoyed like the ones in the good old days

    • @TheDwreck1995
      @TheDwreck1995 7 років тому

      KashimaroKid hell yea I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @jeffreyhoman9581
    @jeffreyhoman9581 7 років тому +459

    YALL AINT GETTIN ANY ADS EVEN WITH NO SWEARING SO PLEASE JUST BE YOURSELVES AND GET BACK TO THE CREAMPIES!!!!

    • @kyaleshackelford9886
      @kyaleshackelford9886 7 років тому +20

      Clandestine NBD yea, cussing is part of the hodgetwins lmao

    • @Benase25
      @Benase25 7 років тому +4

      Clandestine NBD I get em

    • @MrLeon21300
      @MrLeon21300 7 років тому +13

      The cream pies are at hodgetwinstv

    • @stevewildeagle965
      @stevewildeagle965 7 років тому

      Clandestine NBD You sayin it straight there, get back to old school funny as fuk twinz.

    • @missincognito2666
      @missincognito2666 7 років тому +17

      I got a ad before watching the video

  • @jeihel2832
    @jeihel2832 7 років тому +48

    The form was so good it created an echo yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh

  • @zak3ria
    @zak3ria 7 років тому +26

    not going to lie! that was some solid advice twins. if things do get tough she will pin all the blame on you and when that baby come she gonna leave your ass for some other dude thats doing alright for himself and then it was all for nothing. love is powerful but it aint that strong

  • @waterwhammy
    @waterwhammy 7 років тому +75

    Yo real shit this video had some really good advice 💯

  • @jdh100000
    @jdh100000 7 років тому +11

    Kevin: "He's stupid!"
    Keith: "No he's not! He's dumb!"
    LMAO

    • @Alb-fx9hq
      @Alb-fx9hq 7 років тому +1

      jdh100000 he said young, not dumb lol

  • @z9.b
    @z9.b 7 років тому +37

    "How old were we" -thinks harder- "How old was we-ee" -cant let go of my genetics, ima merge em-

  • @tovahtovahtovah
    @tovahtovahtovah 7 років тому +7

    I haven't watched these two in like 2 or 3 years. I love that they are still the same. Ole Kev. I still talk like this too. Brill.

  • @jojohnviz12
    @jojohnviz12 7 років тому +13

    This week he mopping floors, next week it's the fries 🤞🏾

  • @camposrafael59
    @camposrafael59 7 років тому +44

    All kinds of check bouncing..all kiiindssss

  • @K9D1C3
    @K9D1C3 7 років тому +13

    its crazy they stop cussing and they still funny as hell

  • @MrTay675
    @MrTay675 6 років тому +19

    "The word for the day is...is jawwwwb"

  • @MsRadar23
    @MsRadar23 4 роки тому +4

    11:30 nice, Coming to America reference lol
    One of the things I love the most about Hodgetwins is i feel like I’m chillin with them when they’re talking

  • @SammychipOfficial
    @SammychipOfficial 6 років тому +9

    "I can't see what I'm writing on my hand cause I ain't got a pencil" lmfaoo

  • @DavinR16
    @DavinR16 7 років тому +21

    when she says she's pregnant ... HE EEEEE GONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @lmao6582
    @lmao6582 7 років тому +155

    365x3=1,095 😂🤦‍♂️

  • @motorhead_jt21
    @motorhead_jt21 7 років тому +3

    Y'all really need to make a video series about your life stories. Set it up in a timeline fashion like so: 13 years old and younger, then high school, then pre Marines Corps, post Marines, etc. I think everyone would like it a lot

  • @WalkerWayne28
    @WalkerWayne28 5 років тому +8

    I remember a few times where my vehicle would break down and I would basically hitch hike to work so I could feed my family. I lived 22 miles from my job.

  • @SocomElite
    @SocomElite 7 років тому +13

    You know Keith is serious when he calls Kevin by his name lol

  • @SmashOhaxorz
    @SmashOhaxorz 7 років тому +7

    Lmao, "Why am I with this fool?" (Keith proceeds to short laugh) LOL

  • @lisarice9337
    @lisarice9337 7 років тому +16

    I am literally laughing my head off because I remember the days when if you had checks, you had money! 😂😋

  • @vrstovsek
    @vrstovsek 7 років тому +3

    That was some CLEAN advice

  • @alaziamae9170
    @alaziamae9170 7 років тому +60

    The hodgetwins gave good advice in this video...

    • @chrissimon3790
      @chrissimon3790 7 років тому +3

      I remember they would just roast on people those were the good times

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 4 роки тому +1

      Fr. This video was very motivational

  • @Clashofclansmobile
    @Clashofclansmobile 2 роки тому +3

    5:54 "People coming out the bushes stabbing people." That line brought nostalgia from the good ol days when I first started watching hodgetwins. Real ones know about that throwback form! COME OUT THE BUSHES ON EM MAN STAB EM!

  • @pazza7
    @pazza7 7 років тому +6

    "Word of the day. job. J-O-B" Got to love that Friday (1995) reference lol

  • @oftroy000
    @oftroy000 7 років тому +3

    You guys painted the visual pictures of the different grasses very nicely

  • @onealrc2711
    @onealrc2711 Рік тому +2

    I love going back and seeing them read these emails in 2023 shit so funny😂

  • @z9.b
    @z9.b 7 років тому +6

    idk why i burst out laughing when he sai d"i DONT CARR," what do you mean u.-"I I IDONT CARR" XD practicing some Canadian for ur future shows?

  • @robertrodriguez9926
    @robertrodriguez9926 7 років тому +120

    Who else wants to help this young family? I was there once, 18 baby 2 shit jobs, to tall and skinny for the army or the corp. Honestly I would love to help them out with 20-50$

    • @MMillsEntertainment
      @MMillsEntertainment 7 років тому +18

      Good idea, let Keith and Kevin know, set up a fund.

    • @SBdunks3
      @SBdunks3 7 років тому +11

      All kinds of fundz

    • @j5892000
      @j5892000 7 років тому +40

      Robert Rodriguez buy em condoms.. and plan b

    • @bobbarker2404
      @bobbarker2404 7 років тому +42

      Fuck that. Dude needs to get a job. giving him our hard earned money he aint gonna learn.

    • @robertrodriguez9926
      @robertrodriguez9926 7 років тому +2

      Benoît Coussement yea 1999 6'4" 143 lbs of string bean

  • @joshpranks3954
    @joshpranks3954 4 роки тому +4

    I forgot the old Kevin wouldnt let him speak lmao

  • @camerynworden4401
    @camerynworden4401 7 років тому +8

    Whys Kevin trying to do math on his hand when Keith is holding an iPhone 🤔

  • @OfficialDarin
    @OfficialDarin 2 роки тому +1

    “You had checks, you had money” 🤣🤣

  • @cf6321
    @cf6321 7 років тому +12

    By the time the kids 1 he’ll be the supervisor in McDonald’s 😭

  • @EC___
    @EC___ 7 років тому +5

    They're getting funnier and funnier... LOL

  • @lakerspackers11
    @lakerspackers11 7 років тому +3

    whenever kevin says "man that was some rough times, man" shit get's deep. Start thinkin bout life for a quick sec

  • @Alvaretum
    @Alvaretum 7 років тому +3

    a man eating cricket! LMAO!!

  • @MissTruthz
    @MissTruthz 7 років тому +2

    Yall are the only youtubers that i watch the ads from start to finish for.

  • @n4pwx
    @n4pwx 7 років тому +4

    Man Kevin & Keith. That is the best video I have seen you do on here in a long time. Please keep it up. I miss the funny endings tho.

  • @iiXBRACKoBAMAXii
    @iiXBRACKoBAMAXii 7 років тому +4

    Does anyone even finish the videos before reading comments?

  • @DolceVita
    @DolceVita 7 років тому +3

    this is the FUNNIEST DAMN VIDEO ON UA-cam TO DATE. I JUST LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF , TEARS COMING DOWN MY EYES, SQUEALING like a pig, and my kids came in to see if I'm ok LMAOOOO

  • @samsmusichub
    @samsmusichub 4 роки тому +1

    Gotta do what ya gotta do to provide. Solid advice.

  • @fnoreen2010
    @fnoreen2010 7 років тому +1

    Masterepps, you need to do a video of Kevin trying to do calculations, as well as a 'red flag' compilation please!

  • @DD-cb2lk
    @DD-cb2lk 7 років тому +5

    Kevin’s mind is so damn creative! Like who tf thinks about these kind of random scenarios?? 😂🤔

  • @cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400
    @cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400 7 років тому +14

    1,095 days

  • @purdy9431
    @purdy9431 7 років тому +5

    I love the comedy chemistry between you both, it must be hard as fu@k, I know I didn't get along with brother with many things never mind a career.
    Well done guys.

  • @hansonduron7350
    @hansonduron7350 7 років тому +4

    This was a good one had me laughing a lot 😂

  • @awsomedude123ism
    @awsomedude123ism 7 років тому +1

    Lmao can someone who makes compilation vids of them PLEEEEASE do one where they struggle to do math💀💀💀💀

  • @whitem00n333
    @whitem00n333 7 років тому +2

    the ending was cute lol ya'll like some kid brothers😂

  • @twilliams842
    @twilliams842 5 років тому +1

    Lmfaooo if you had checks you had money.

  • @newandroidfan
    @newandroidfan Рік тому +1

    I told myself I wouldn't drink coffee while I watch you guys but now I got snot mixed with coffee hanging from my nose

  • @drews7060
    @drews7060 7 років тому

    Kevin with the Friday and Coming To America reference

  • @jkeith3586
    @jkeith3586 2 роки тому

    “Cadillac wit white WALLS on it” 🤣

  • @NicheAtNight
    @NicheAtNight 6 років тому +2

    I love how they have different opinions!!!😁🤣

  • @JohnJohn-pr1sh
    @JohnJohn-pr1sh 7 років тому +1

    Got me a jizzz-ob, a jizzz-ob a jizzz-ob a jizzz-ob 😂

  • @LordBoltagon
    @LordBoltagon 7 років тому +1

    That's so true! About finances affecting relationships and women blaming shit on you! Maaaan, they right!

  • @richstoyanoff
    @richstoyanoff 7 років тому

    love the coming to america reference

  • @elafraamerci9780
    @elafraamerci9780 7 років тому +1

    The way Kevin flinched at the beginning 😂😂

  • @motorhead_jt21
    @motorhead_jt21 7 років тому +1

    "Word of the day is 'job'" 😂😂😂 "J-O-B"

  • @aaronmckinney6036
    @aaronmckinney6036 7 років тому

    You should bring the rocking back in the beginning

  • @jordancommander4194
    @jordancommander4194 7 років тому

    Kevin quoting Louie Anderson in Coming to America 😄

  •  7 років тому +1

    You guys are hilarious..loved the Steven crowder interview!!!!!!

  • @Forsentv2
    @Forsentv2 7 років тому +9

    14 min video ? awesome

  • @madHoney94
    @madHoney94 7 років тому

    first Friday movie, Craig dad's: the word of the day is JOB , J-O-B! ahahahaha

  • @JD-se4ov
    @JD-se4ov 7 років тому +4

    I know Kevin stole that word for the day is job, J-O-B line from the movie Friday. Sneaky

  • @thesunbeamin4304
    @thesunbeamin4304 7 років тому

    You done bust my eardrums lmaooooo

  • @Chris.Mendoza
    @Chris.Mendoza 7 років тому +10

    Where the cursing at

  • @learleanatrimmer2892
    @learleanatrimmer2892 7 років тому +3

    Did anybody else catch when Kevin said 365 ×3=15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danielmallory4687
      @danielmallory4687 4 роки тому

      Well 3 x 5 is 15 he was trying to do individually but couldn't

  • @jscript22
    @jscript22 7 років тому

    I caught the Friday & coming to America reference

  • @storm6724
    @storm6724 7 років тому +5

    This was actually entertaining, even tho they didn't cuss

  • @lynneset2932
    @lynneset2932 7 років тому

    🤣😂"Let me git dere"

  • @seanaboim3220
    @seanaboim3220 6 років тому

    That Friday quote 😂😂

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 7 років тому

    Revamped the old form! All kindz of OG action!

  • @yellowfromthe6465
    @yellowfromthe6465 4 роки тому +1

    Years later still funny 😂😂

  • @CoryHeadquarters
    @CoryHeadquarters 7 років тому +3

    That baby gon be WAHHH WAHHH lookin for a bottle man

  • @laynemaxson3411
    @laynemaxson3411 7 років тому

    If you got a credit card you got money....and crippling debt 😂

  • @giovannisosa9765
    @giovannisosa9765 5 років тому +1

    This is science right here!
    This mathematics!
    Lol

  • @TheMissTeah
    @TheMissTeah 7 років тому

    Good advice Kevin and Keith. 💯

  • @z9.b
    @z9.b 7 років тому

    "Mail man" LOL

  • @thepredator4480
    @thepredator4480 7 років тому

    So glad the Intros are back!!!!

  • @Dijaeaydee
    @Dijaeaydee 7 років тому +4

    "Otto...otto...otto....otto care"

  • @dezzisparkles
    @dezzisparkles 7 років тому

    i just added myself to you guyses patreon. i wish there were more people supporting you guys!

  • @mactv3622
    @mactv3622 7 років тому

    Friday reference😭😭 "J.O.B"

  • @soadmanz
    @soadmanz 7 років тому

    Man eating cricket😂😂😂

  • @Dre-yd2xh
    @Dre-yd2xh 7 років тому

    Did Kevin reference Friday? Lol

  • @JD-go9ut
    @JD-go9ut 7 років тому

    Some. Dude stranger mail man 😂😂😂

  • @woodjac4352
    @woodjac4352 7 років тому

    They still getting it done!!!