I'm Gonna Be Single Forever
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
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Girl: "I'm gonna be single forever!"
Dude: "Hey!"
Girl: "Not you."
LMFAO It really be like that 😂😂
Lmao
Facts. You can't imagine how many girls I seen do this
And yet guys are still out there chasing like fools
@@Soccercrazyigboman they always friendzone the guy with high interest, all they want is the unattainable model looking dude that pays no attention to them
I'm still waiting to see all that lip action they was talkin bout...
He was fooling kevin😂😂 he ain’t wanna show the face. Had some improv action goin
_I'm hopin' they do a follow up on O'biden yanking the rug out from under Stacy "Cabbage Patch" Adams!!! Damn that was hysterically cruel as hell!!! I bet Stacy dove right in to a tub of "Bendover Jerry" ice-cream with a garden-spade afterwards._
_Stacy: "I AIN'T CUTTIN' NO MO!!!" xD_
@@MAGGOT_VOMIT what in the world was that script-
The Train Shall Rain. I thought “i” had a stroke
The Train Shall Rain. Why in the hell is it when I read your channel name I hear it like Kevin is saying it 🤣 got you some choo choo action goin 😂😂😂
Did Keith literally lie to us to get Kevin to drop the "show the picture to the audience" request.
Keith that's damn bad form.
Ikr lol
GIANCARLO G. GUERRA bruh, what??
WE AINT EVEN PAYIN NUN OVA HEA
Hahaha
GIANCARLO G. GUERRA what!?
2:03 Keith smart, the way he got himself outta this one xD He didn't wanna show the picture but he knew Kevin was gonna give him a hard time so he did this
Yup he definitely knew what he was doing because there was no picture up 😂😂
'Tis the master himself! Bow plebians, BOOWWWW!!!
Why no more uploads? Loved the compilations.
@@BlackSourceJoe he's cuttin
Waiting for the twins to give Massa Epps a shout-out! Props to Dana for doing so
Them quarantine beards clean man real clean.
All they need is a hair brush to stop the follicles from turning to the skin.
Yeeeeeahhhhh
I grew a Coronabeard also! 🧔🏼
Got that Abraham Lincoln action goin'
Real clean
“We call it chinese cause its from China!” 😂😂
😂😂
Should be called the WuFlu to be more accurate. Or the Wuhanian flu
Chyna*
3DHDcat WuFlu 🤣 🤣
@GIANCARLO G. GUERRA ikr cause it's true.
Did y’all forget to insert the picture 😭
Right lol
HAHAHAHA
Alllll kindzzz of forgetting action........ All kindzzzz
They getting email complaints
Nah Keith probably changed his mind
“It’s damn near free” is the greatest tag line in the history of marketing. Prove me wrong
Also could be said "it's damn near three" since it's 2.99. The double entendre is too smooth
NO LIES DETECTED!!!!💯💢
LMFAO he straight lied to his brother didn't put the picture LMAO photo that is too funny
That was a vigorous 'EYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH' at the start. 😂😂
The one in the end is funnier, he sound like a monster.
I was gonna make a comment but🤣😂😂🤣😂
Lmao
Y'all didn't show the picture
GIANCARLO G. GUERRA .....anyway
...yeah uh.. ju just ignore that comment..
Probably said in the email don’t show my pictures.
GIANCARLO G. GUERRA okayy.....
GIANCARLO G. GUERRA man got a lot of brain damage action goin 😂
Dude: wanna be a thing?
Girl: no not interested!
Also girl: why am I single?!?
"Sign up cause I want my dam money"
LMAO
😂😂😂
😁😁😁
That's the cleanest marketing pitch I've ever heard.
Funny as fuck
And here I didn't think honesty salesmanship was a thing😂😂
I cried when he said that
That promo code I'm dead 💀
The last one they had was "reparation" tho
Some really are dead.....from the CHINESEVIRUSSSS
“THE KIDS” they say together 😂💀
Holy shit, didn't even realize Kevin said it too, because Keith was so loud. Most synchronous twin moment ever.
It's that twin connection it's real af
@@danshee5002 happens all the time bro
I haven't had a girlfriend since I was 16.
I'm only 23 and I know what I want, I just need the right woman that feels the same way, which isn't easy to find.
Same. I don’t compromise. I’m a man and I’ll get what I want, idgaf if it takes 20 years, I’ll get it.
I'm 22 and I just gave up I just don't want to have anything that has to do with love.
@@leeblackwolf3158 Finding true love is the hardest thing to do, some people spend their entire life and don't find it. Trust me you will want to find it, I've been single for seven years and now that I have my own place, it gets boring being alone.
Don’t worry about finding one, focus on your passions and the women around you will take notice.
Best thing I can say based on my experiences is don't let your loneliness get the better of you, I regret letting my loneliness get the better of me several years ago which made me act like a simp, please don't act like a simp..if I knew then when I was in my 20's what I know now in my 30's I would've been way better off, but you live and learn.
For me it's all about energy and if I vibe with whatever woman I'm conversing with at the moment, I learned not to be shallow and date women based off their personality, yeah it's cliche as hell but it's true, at least in my experience.
When I was younger, I had a list of the perfect woman and I missed out on plenty women who wanted to date me because of a dumbass list I made, ever since I got rid of that list and made changes to myself I'm in a much better space when it comes to getting women, as overweight as I am I still manage to have women attracted to me 🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️
I’m a simple man, I see a hodge twins video, i click like.
Now all you see is the nuts hanging out......Yeeeeeeeaaah
👊😎.....yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!!
You need to stop
Yes Sir
@@KINDERGARTEN-COP 😂
2:10 “put the picture in there...yeah look at it, now respect it.
Me: (sees no picture...)
Lmaoo a lot of forgettin’ action going on i see 😂😂
Shes whatever you want her to look like lmao
I miss the “demon got me” outros
Demon suckin' me owff
Demon bout to break my FUCKING BACK
@@chefboiardeeznutz9881 kevin: MAAN WHAT THE FUUUCK
5:40 I can't stand when people complain about something that they help prolonging
EPPS BOY U THOUGHT I WOULDN'T FIND U??? MAKE THEM MF COMPILATIONS BOY!!!!
@@thegreatestever913 yyyyeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Gonna be single forever?? He dont want no couple action cose he cuttin
Hell, I'm glad to be single. Money in the bank, little to no stress, and my personal freedom. You usually lose that when with someone.
Yep & it goes both ways. I hear guys talk about their ex making them broke and whenever I have a guy it costs me an avg of 1k a month. 70 yr old neighbor who has been widow for over 20 yrs told me avg guy she tried to date costs her 5k.
I will admit being oblivious to the guys side, I remember every time I let a sweetie touch my car it’d be a $800 mechanic repair bill within a week. Not even to mention extra salon trips to stay perfect, etc.
Ain’t worth it. I’d rather be imperfect and have someone who is honest, can be trusted and value me for me. I’m much healthier single. Just lonely at times.
@schwiggity nope. Last one made 100k a year. All of them were self sufficient.
It's the way it goes.
It costs maintenance money to date or have a sig other. After over 4 decades I'm done. They are more childish and superficial as they get older.
Or you could meet someone worthwhile and really experience life🤷♀️
@@liannemarie2504 I experience life now. So your statement is ambiguous and inconclusive. Do better.
based off the title alone here I go:
Keith: Tidal uv dis emayo...I'm gonna be single forever
Kevin: *sigh* WELL sucks to be you man-
Keith: KEVIN!
Wrong she a female 😂
@@raymondmadrid DAMN IT. I know
Ethan Eberhart If this was a dude you would of been right. I think Kevin would of said “Why you still here you might as well jump off a bridge”
@@Red-fv4bi eyaaaauh that's some good clean advice you gat goin' 😂😂😂
@@Red-fv4bi Keith's reply would've been: "Ayy Kevin, CLEAN DIS SHIT UP! This is for UA-cam! We got little kidz ova hea"
Biggest mistake I ever made was dating people that didn't make me happy and only stressed. Now I got a very strong and healthy relationship. Just a tip.
“Marines all over the place looking to go deep inside one of them damn Navy girls”...no lie detected
Keith didnt forget to put the picture up, he pretended he was going to so Kevin would shut up lol
She likes bad boys and they never last. Being antisocial won't help.
Look at dat clean beard action! Mmm Yeahhhh, that's some good foam right there!
it's been a while since I seen u but you gotta change that profile pic bro
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
first last Right, every single time I look at that profile pic, I feel like I’m staring in someone’s soul. It gotta go
That profile photo is nightmare fuel.
Muse Verdant Yea, that sure as well.
Im 23 and have nooooo lovers in my circle anywhere, dont even have a circle its ruff
9:28 tryna blow out my birthday candles but my brother does it before me 😂😂
“Tired of this email”
Title of this email
Christopher N tital of dis email
"..BUT I'm married!".... "Kevin Shut up!!" 😂😂👍
8:37 twin moment
4:56
I'm digging the forehead action. 😂😂
“The parakeet”😂😂
I cant find a boyfriend :(
Anyone: hey
No.
Right 🤣🤣🤣
She is being dramatic she single because alot of guys that want she has passed them by.
6:48 LMFAO!!😂 "I don't need'chu n***a! Get out my house!!" LOL
90% of women want 10% of men, all I see is a bottle of wine and four cats in her future.
who are these 10% of men?
😬😬😬
Gunnar00 6 feet tall, 6 figure salary, 6 pack, 6+ inches in the pants
@@gtafan912 6 is a magical number to them eh?
MsrCFC I got 2 out of 4. Guess thats not bad 🤷🏻♂️
These guys NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL. I been watching y’all since day one. Y’all crack me up on everything y’all do in the videos lmao!! Wish i had a twin. But even if i did. The level of funniness wouldn’t even come close as y’all. Keep doing what y’all doing and be safe out there. And more importantly continue to do whatever the FUCK!! Y’all wanna do lmao!!!
damn, I've been watching these guys since I had a hairline
and they still pretty much have theirs 😭
R.I.P
Kevin does not have a beard voice 😂 it throws me off
"We call it 'Chinese' because it's from China" always gets me ahaha
I love how serious Kevin is and Keith is the playful one! Lol! But Kevin be cracking me up with all them facial expressions and noises he makes!
Do they turn you on that much?
Damn y'all look like cave men... Quarantine realness huh
Marlana Williams it’s called Men having a beard
@@broadwayblack5782 I don't see that too often 😆
You are right, cave men always have well groomed beards and a 10 day old fade haircut....
@@marlanawilliams2469
You don't see what? Beards? Are you Asian?
I'm a super OG subscriber. Y'all was my motivation 🤘
They look like they should be Gods from Asgard.
AssembleA wakanda
Asgard uh huh, love these two, but Asgard is a reach.
Lol imagine them arriving in a marvel scene talking bout busting nuts in some random alien😂
You should probably cut back on your hodgetwins action..
@@andrewzab83able Have been for a while since they started talking about politics.
Girls in the navy and cant find a man? She's doing something wrong right there
Stop scratching your beard in my damn ear!! 😂😂😭😭😭😭
“Shit itches man” relate on some many leaves😂
Levels*
This girl throwing away dudes like a used condom 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This ain't got SHIT to do with the video, but do yall remember the days when the videos used to start with Kevin scooting in front the side yelling "YEAHHHH!" lmao
Love that beard action 👌🏼
@Muse Verdant And fluffy.
"siiiign up....I want my damn money"!!! 😂😂😂😂😂.... fucking funny!!!
that was a rough sales pitch at the end there hahaha
I am a 23 year old female and I relate to this a lot. Wantin a serious relationship, being independent (except I’m not in the Navy, I got a Biochem degree).
Not the millionaire thing and being TOO independent. I love what the Hodge on the left (Keith?) said about you’re so independent you don’t need anybody ... there’s a difference between not needing a man and “‘not needing anybody”.
She might not have anything wrong with her: she might have health problems, family troubles, she has some deep seated insecurities... I am convinced though as someone living this, she is holding herself back for some reason.
Aside from their goofiness at the beginning... my mom, my brother, my friends and mentors have given me similar advice recently. So that said to me the Hodge Twins telling this girl the truth. If you get past all the silliness... and if she listens, they’re really tryna help this girl and they know what they’re talking about. Best wishes ✌🏼
You sound like a wonderful woman and pretty woman nice to meet you
Lmfaooo she said she in the navy😂😂😂😂😂😂 that girl is getting RAN THRU!
When you showed the beard action, I was like Aahhhhhh yeaaaaaahhhhh!! 👍🏻👌🏻🤣 and then that fuckin Brillo pad comment bahahahaha
imagine then doing this when the are about 70 years old
I'd watch every minute of it.
Is still watch.
Make that a shirt!!! “Kevin shut up” or “shuuuut uup!!! “ inside twin stuff lol
They should be voice covers for games 🤣
The only episode where I would say, "Shut up, read the damn email!" LMAO
Come out of the bushes on em, STAB EMMMMM!!!! You got em man you got em. Prime hodgetwins 2012-2013
Best line is..."i want my damn money"😂😂😂respect!
The beards are looking extra CLEAN twins!
Had some of that unapproachable action goin in middle school. People knew who I was hanging with and I just had a mean ass face on. One of em called me a school shooter one day, so I went home and thought about why he'd say that. Looked in the mirror and just worked on my face. Raise eyebrows more, slight smile, more motion in eyes rather than a blank expression. By highschool I got to meet people from different middle schools, had no issues with them. Almost like a fresh start. Made friends, got popular, had fun, theeeeen expelled. Moral of the story is, look inwards for problems, check yourself. And then make sure to check yourself again when you start getting out there and being rambunctious
Hello from Ireland 🇮🇪 sending you both some good vibes at this time my brothers im so proud of how far yous are the realest white black men on youtube and even through your funny humour you are saying the truth of everything that's why i love and respect you lads👌 i also have a question when are you gonna come to Ireland again our country welcomes you as one of our own so feel free to stop by any time and our crowd dont disappoint especially these days man🇮🇪🍀
“Yeeeeeeeeaaaaah” should make that a shirt 😂👍
Im 23 and still single and a virgin.
Lmao I’m 23 and only had one real relationship that didn’t even lasted 😂😂😂 it’s ok continue to do you and stay on your grind
Dassa red flag
KFC Bucket shit I’m going on 2 years next month
Loving the beards man got some viking gains goin'
Werewolf wolverine action
"With the damn me2 movement u can't even be a man no more"
lol
You guys are literally one of the only channels to keep making me laugh for this many years 😂😂
- 23? . . . No experience? . . . Dassa' red flag!
what about a guy thats 23 and never had a gf..
That intro is a fucking classic 😂😂😂😂💯🕺🏽
I've been single for 10 years that's just because I'm ugly as hell haha
dw if ur ugly asf change that... u might not be able to change it to avg. but at least not ugly asf
Ya'll can't be makin' me laugh this hard at work!!
It happens
Keith with the 200 IQ play tellin Kev he gonna put the pic up on the screen to get him to shut up 😂😂
I am 62 years old and I enjoy lestining to you guys...Keep up the good works.
The twins need their reparations! Sign up for hodgetwinstv!!!!!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
That Code tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is it me or does one brother eyes look normal and the other brother eyes look crazy asf
Keith: Stop being human in my damn ear !!!
Kevin: What am I not supposed be then ? 🤣😆😂🤣
Beards are hard on the inner thighs. Dayum
Kevin’s face up close threw me off at the beginning cause I thought it was Keith 😂 I’s like “WHAT DA HELL IS GOIN ONNNNN”
That’s cuz they are twins bruh
I'm a 26 yrs old female, socially awarkward as well, and I've never been asked out. Pray for me 🙏
you need some help with your confidence
praying for you wont help if you look good or put more effort into your attractiveness its gonna be easier to get asked out
You probably have been asked out but they weren’t good enough for you or you never noticed.
@@1globalmusic Thank you for your advice. I was diagnosed with PCOS when I was 13 and just gave up on myself. Im trying to loose weight at the momment. Maybe exercising will help me reduce stress and make me feel better about myself 😀 I suppose I need to love myself first before anyone else can
@@theultimate341 No never been asked out 😄. So Ive never turned anyone down.
Those discount codes are wild 😂😂😂😂
im waiting on that picture tho 2:12
When they twins want your damn money, YOU GIVE THEM ALL OF YOUR MONEY. Well, at least, you got mine. 🤣
Where's da dayum pichaa?
That clean beard action.....You nailed it ,Keith..
“We call it Chinese cause it’s from China”
Trump:.....Nice.
Your profile picture is so hot 🥵
Dang y’all over here just dropping truth bombs!!! Lol. I got out of a bad relationship like 7 years ago and ALLLLLLL my friends tell me ALLLLLLL the time that I overthink shit. Thanks for the reminder guys. I need it every now and then
Hey If you’re the girl that sent this Emayo, Slidee in my DMs 🙌🏾🤾🏾♂️
I swear it’s been 10 years and they haven’t aged a bit 🤣 they look great
Money
U guys always bring me out of bad moods ur the best
Keith just outsmarted Kevin 'putting the picture up on screen' hahaha he be cuttin
Putting the ad before the preview, classy move. Savy business men, you two are. 👌
*0:44** DAMN GOOD FORM*
keeev thats is some geeewd CLEAN ADVICE you gave there sir. eeeyuuh 👊🏽
Man I remember watching your videos as a poor ass fucking college student subsisting on barely any food or resources. You fucking bastards always helped me get through the tougher times.
I'm in a much better place now, but your videos are still a highlight of the day.